- ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
♪ OOH OH ♪
♪ OHH ♪
♪ WON'T YOU COME SEE ABOUT ME? ♪
♪ I'LL BE ALONE, DANCING, YOU KNOW IT, BABY ♪
♪ TELL ME YOUR TROUBLES AND DOUBTS ♪
♪ GIVING ME EVERYTHING INSIDE AND OUT AND ♪
♪ DON'T YOU ♪
♪ FORGET ABOUT ME ♪
♪ DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T ♪
♪ DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME ♪
♪♪
- WELL, THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO SPEND A SATURDAY.
- I HAVE NEVER HAD DETENTION BEFORE.
- I'M KIND OF NERVOUS.
- IF YOU HADN'T MADE US LATE FOR CLASS, WE WOULDN'T BE HERE.
- I WAS CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!
- WELL, WHY YOU ALWAYS GOT TO BE CHOKING ON SOMETHING.
- AW, GIVE HIM A BREAK.
- YEAH, IT'S NOT ROBBIE'S FAULT HE HAS A PETITE THROAT.
- IT'S AVERAGE! - HA!
- HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE OF DETENTION ANYWAY?
- VICE PRINCIPAL... - DICKERS.
- MORNING, WAZ-BAGS.
DETENTION IS THAT WAY. IN THE LIBRARY.
GET READY FOR THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIVES.
- YAY! WE'RE AT SCHOOL ON A SATURDAY.
[GIGGLES]
- LIBRARY! - ALL RIGHT.
- DON'T HAVE TO YELL AT ME.
- WELL, WELL, IT'S 7:06 A.M. HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
THAT MEANS, IN AUSTRALIA IT'S YESTERDAY.
OR TOMORROW.
- YOU KNOW, IN AUSTRALIA, WHEN YOU FLUSH THE TOILET,
THE WATER SWIRLS BACKWARDS.
- PUT A SOCK IN IT, AFRO.
YOU CLOWNS ARE GONNA SIT HERE ALL DAY
AND THINK ABOUT WHY YOU'RE IN DETENTION.
[REX CHUCKLES]
NOW, CELL PHONES, LET'S HAVE THEM.
- WHY?
- BECAUSE IN DETENTION, THERE ARE NO PHONE CALLS.
- WHAT ABOUT TEXTING? - NO.
- EMAIL? - NO!
- CAN WE PLAY "GRUMPY GERBILS?"
- I LOVE "GRUMPY GERBILS."
- I CAN'T GET PAST LEVEL 23.
- ZIP IT, CORN PIE.
- CAN WE HAVE CORN PIE?
- SHUT UP!
PHONES!
NOW... I'M GONNA PUT YOUR BOX OF PHONES RIGHT HERE.
WHAT, PRINCESS?
- I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT THE PLAN IS FOR LUNCH.
- WELL, IF YOU PRE-TURDS GET HUNGRY,
THERE'S A BIG PLATE OF TUNA RIGHT HERE.
- UM, TECHNICALLY, SIR, IF PERISHABLE FOODS
AREN'T KEPT AT EITHER BELOW 34 DEGREES
OR ABOVE 140 DEGREES, THEN--
- PIPE DOWN, SIDE SALAD.
- EAT THE TUNA OR STARVE. I COULD CARE LESS.
- UM, I THINK YOU MEAN YOU COULDN'T CARE LESS.
- WHAT'S THAT?
- YOU SAID YOU COULD CARE LESS.
- WHICH IMPLIES THAT YOU DO CARE, AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT.
- I DON'T.
- WELL, THEN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID YOU COULDN'T CARE LESS.
- BUT YOU DID NOT.
- HEY, WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WHO FIRST LANDED ON THE MOON?
HE SAID, "ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN."
I WOULD'VE JUST SAID, "OH, MY GOD, I'M ON THE MOON."
- ALL RIGHT, NOT ANOTHER WORD!
- WORD. THAT'S IT, WEST.
YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF ANOTHER SATURDAY DETENTION.
- DID I GET A GOOD DEAL ON IT?
- YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF ANOTHER ONE.
[CAT SCREAMING]
- OK, LOOK, I'M SORRY. I APOLOGIZE.
- THAT'S THREE. THREE SATURDAYS.
- BUT SHE WAS APOLOGIZING.
- OK, VEGA, NOW YOU GOT ONE.
- WHY? BOOM, ANOTHER ONE.
- I DON'T WANT ANOTHER ONE. - THAT'S THREE.
YOU WANT TO TRY FOR FOUR? - I REALLY DON'T.
- THAT'S FOUR. YOU WANT FIVE?
- YES. - OK, VEGA, YOU JUST GOT FIVE.
- WHAT? - TORI... STOP.
- STOP WHAT? JADE SAID YES!
- I GUESS HE'S AFRAID TO GIVE ONE TO ROBBIE.
- OH, YEAH?
I GOT ONE FOR YOU, TOO, FUDGE SACK.
[REX CHUCKLES]
ANYBODY ELSE?
HUH? ANYBODY?
YOU MESS WITH THE COW, YOU GET THE UDDERS.
♪♪
- FORGET YOU!
- YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD GO FOR RIGHT NOW?
- TACOS? - HOW'D YOU KNOW?
- I FELT YOU, DOG.
- TACOS DO SOUND REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW.
- I'M DOWN FOR TACOS.
- YEAH, I LOVE TACOS.
- LOOK WHO'S BEING REAL QUIET.
- I'M JUST NOT THAT HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
- YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYONE THE TRUTH?
- LEAVE ME ALONE. - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- OUR PRISTINE LITTLE FRIEND CAT
HAS NEVER HAD A TACO.
- I'M NOT THAT PRISTINE.
WAIT, WHAT'S PRISTINE MEAN?
- ARE YOU A VEGAN?
- KNOCK IT OFF GUYS. - WHAT'S A VEGAN?
- IT'S A PERSON WHO DOESN'T EAT MEAT.
- I LOVE MEAT.
- SHH. - DON'T SHUSH ME.
- COME ON, CAT. TELL US.
- HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CRISPY CORN SHELL...
FILLED WITH MEAT..,
LETTUCE...
SHREDDED CHEESE?
- HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE.
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IF I DON'T?
- OH, I MIGHT JUST GO ONLINE TO THE SLAP
AND UNFRIEND YOU.
- OH!
- OH, REALLY?
- TWO CLICKS.
ONE TO UNFRIEND YOU
AND ONE TO CONFIRM
THAT I REALLY WANNA UNFRIEND YOU.
- HEY, COME ON, Y'ALL. HOW WE GONNA GET SOME TACOS?
- I COULD CALL TRINA.
ASK HER TO PICK SOME UP AND LEAVE THEM IN MY LOCKER.
- YOU'RE SO CONCEITED, TORI.
YOU'RE SO CONCEITED.
- WHAT?
♪♪
[DOOR CLOSING]
[DICKERS WHISTLING]
- COME ON.
OK.
- TACOS.
THE GIRL HAS TACOS.
THEY'RE TACOS.
DO YOU APPROVE OF THIS?
- PFFT!
- ♪ RUNNING UP THE CLOCK, THERE'S NO MORE TIME ♪
♪ OH, OH, OH, TO RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN AWAY ♪
[CAT GIGGLING]
♪ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN AWAY ♪
♪ MAKING THE DECISIONS IN MY MIND ♪
♪ OH, OH, OH, TO RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN AWAY ♪
♪ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN AWAY ♪
- WHOA, WHOA!
♪ THE MACHINE CONTROLS ♪
♪ AND YOU JUST CAN'T GET OUT 'CAUSE IT'S SLOWING DOWN ♪
♪ LET'S ALL JUST RUN ABOUT TILL WE LEARN TO STOP ♪
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
THE FLOOR IS WET.
- WE CAN'T RUN ACROSS THAT. IT'S TO DANGEROUS.
- WAY TO GO, TORI.
YOU JUST HAD TO HAVE YOUR TACO!
- WE'RE DEAD.
- NO, JUST ME.
YOU GUYS GET BACK TO THE LIBRARY.
- WHAT ABOUT YOU?
- I'M GONNA GET DICKERS ATTENTION.
- HOW?
- ♪ HERE I AM,
♪ ONCE AGAIN, FEELING LOST ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE, YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪
- OH, OH! I'M GONNA MAKE IT SHINE!
I'M GONNA MAKE IT SHINE REAL GOOD!
- LISTEN--
- AH, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, VEGA.
- FOR WHAT?
- FOR LEAVING THE LIBRARY, SKINNY JEANS.
AND SINGING OFF-KEY. COME ON!
- I WAS RUNNING AND SINGING AT THE SAME TIME.
THAT'S, THAT'S REALLY HARD.
- OH, SHUT UP!
- THAT'S THE LAST TIME, VEGA.
THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU RUN AROUND THESE HALLS
SINGING ABOUT MAKING THINGS SHINE.
- I'M SORRY. - YOU WATCH THAT MOUTH.
- WHAT DID I SAY?
- YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO BE FIVE YEARS FROM NOW?
- YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BIG POP STAR.
- WELL, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL.
- OK, MS. POP STAR.
SEE IF YOU CAN POP THIS.
- IS THAT AN ARM PIMPLE? - THAT'S RIGHT.
WELL, GO AHEAD, POP STAR.
POP IT. POP MY ARM PIMPLE.
- EWW.
- I DARE YOU. POP IT!
- NO. - COME ON.
- YOU DO IT. - GET ON IT.
- NO, THERE'S GOO IN THERE. - DO IT, VEGA.
- THAT'S DISGUSTING! I DON'T WANT TO!
- THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
SORRY, JUST TRYING TO KILL THAT FLY.
[FLY BUZZING]
- SWEET. - GOOD CALL.
- WHAT'D I MISS?
- HEY! - HEY.
- TORI! - TACO?
- YEAH.
WHEW! OOH, STILL WARM.
- WELL, THEY WERE IN ROBBIE'S PANTS.
- CAN YOU NOT SAY THAT AGAIN?
- CAT... YOU'RE NOT EATING YOUR TACO.
- YEAH, IT'S 'CAUSE I'M--
I'M LIKE--
I'M TOO EXCITED TO EAT IT, YOU KNOW?
TACOS, YAY.
- VEGAN. - I AM NOT.
- THEN EAT YOUR TACO IF YOU'RE NOT A VEGAN.
- WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN SOMETIMES?
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
- I'M JUST HONEST.
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE HERE.
- WHAT?
- WHY AREN'T YOU EATING YOUR TACO, ROBBIE?
- YOU KNOW, I'M JUST... GETTING READY.
[SNIFFS]
- MAYBE WE HAVE
ANOTHER VEGAN AMONG US.
- I'M NOT A VEGAN.
- I'VE HAD TACOS LOTS OF TIMES.
- HMM, EVER HAD A TACO AROUND HERE?
- SHH.
- OH, YOU SHARED A TACO WITH TORI.
- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
- NOTHING, NOTHING.
- OH, ROBBIE'S TRYING TO TELL ME THAT SOMETIMES
YOU AND HE CRUNCH THE CORN SHELL TOGETHER.
- UH, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
- DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT MOTION TO TORI?
- YEAH, BUT ONLY 'CAUSE...
I DIDN'T WANT TORI TO KNOW I'M A VEGAN, OK?
- HEY, ROBBIE?
I'LL TRY ONE IF YOU WILL.
- MMM. OH,MAN!
THIS TACO HAS GOT ME PUMPED.
- I THINK HE'S GONNA RUN DANCE.
- OH, YEAH! - YEAH!
[ALL CHEERING]
[CHEERING CONTINUES]
- THAT'S INSANE.
- YEAH!
[LAUGHTER]
- GIVE HER SOME HOT SAUCE.
- [COUGHING]
- I'LL TELL YA,
CHICKS CANNOT HOLD THEY HOT SAUCE.
[LAUGHTER]
- WAH! AAH!
ARE WE GONNA BE JUST LIKE OUR PARENTS?
WHEN YOU GET OLD,
YOUR BUTT JUST SAGS.
- AND YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR PANTS.
- SOMETIMES I FEEL SO MUCH PRESSURE,
YOU KNOW, WITH MY MUSIC.
MY COUSIN JJ IS ALWAYS TELLING ME YOU GOT TO BE THE BEST,
YOU GOT TO BE NUMBER ONE, NUMBER ONE!
AND I WANT TO TELL HIM, HEY, MAN, GET OFF MY CHEST,
BUT HE DRIVE ME TO SCHOOL
AND I DON'T WANT TO BLOW MY RIDE.
- I HAVE A WEIRD TALENT.
- YOU'RE SO CONCEITED, TORI.
YOU'RE SO CONCEITED.
- WHAT'S YOUR TALENT? - YEAH, LET'S SEE IT.
- YEAH. - TORI, SHOW US.
- OK, OK, I'LL SHOW YOU.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS.
[ALL CHEERING]
- WOW! - THAT WAS HOT.
THAT WAS CRAZY.
- THAT WAS AMAZING.
YOU LEARNED THAT FROM YOUR DADDY?
YOUR DADDY KNOW HOW TO SHOOT A BOW AND ARROW WITH HIS FOOT?
- I'M SORRY. DID I MISS SOMETHING?
- GO ON, SHOOT ANOTHER ARROW.
- SHUT UP. - OH, COME ON.
SHOW US WHAT YOUR DADDY TAUGHT YOU ABOUT FOOT ARCHERY.
- SHUT UP!
- 'CAUSE MY DAD CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HIS FEET!
- THAT IS NOT MY FAULT!
- STOP IT!
AS TEENAGERS, WE ARE ALL UNDER TOO MUCH PRESSURE.
[CAT GIGGLE]
[LAUGHTER]
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
- IF YOU GONNA DO IT, DO IT! YOU GONNA DO IT, DO IT!
♪ NO TWO FLAMES WILL BURN THE SAME ♪
♪ TOGETHER THEY IGNITE ♪
♪ WE'RE NOT HERE TO PLAY YOUR GAMES ♪
♪ WE'RE HERE TO MAKE IT RIGHT ♪
♪ YEAH, WE UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO FIGHT ♪
♪ NOW YOU KNOW OUR PLAN ♪
♪ WE'RE TAKIN' OVER TONIGHT ♪
♪ CAUSE' WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER ♪
♪ AND WE'RE NEVER BACKIN' DOWN ♪
♪ NOW THINGS ARE GETTIN' BETTER ♪
♪ CAUSE' WE'RE TURNING THIS AROUND ♪
♪ YEAH, WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER ♪
♪ EVEN IF YOUR FAR FROM HOME ♪
♪ NOTHING ELSE WILL EVEN MATTER ♪
♪ CAUSE' YOU'LL NEVER BE, YOU'LL NEVER BE ALONE ♪
♪♪
- MM-HMM, YOU'RE GONNA LOOK A LOT BETTER
WITHOUT THESE BLACK CURLS IN YOUR HAIR.
- HEY, I LIKE BLACK CURLS.
SO, WHY ARE YOU GUYS BEING SO NICE TO ME?
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE LETTING US.
[ALL LAUGHING]
ALL RIGHT, NO, NO.
- ♪ WON'T YOU COME SEE ABOUT ME? ♪
♪ I'LL BE ALONE, DANCING, YOU KNOW IT, BABY ♪
♪ TELL ME YOUR TROUBLES AND DOUBTS ♪
♪ GIVING ME EVERYTHING INSIDE AND OUT AND ♪
♪ LOVE'S STRANGE, SO REAL IN THE DARK ♪
♪ THINK OF THE TENDER THINGS THAT WE WERE WORKING ON ♪
♪ SLOW CHANGE MAY PULL US APART ♪
♪ WHEN THE LIGHT GETS INTO YOUR HEART, BABY ♪
♪ DON'T YOU ♪
♪ FORGET ABOUT ME ♪
- SEE YOU NEXT SATURDAY.
- ♪ DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T ♪
♪ DON'T YOU ♪
♪ FORGET ABOUT ME ♪
♪♪
♪ WILL YOU STAND ABOVE ME? ♪
♪ LOVE ME, NEVER LOVE ME ♪
♪ RAIN KEEPS FALLING ♪
♪ RAIN KEEPS FALLING DOWN ♪
♪ DOWN, DOWN ♪
♪ WILL YOU RECOGNIZE ME? ♪
♪ CALL MY NAME OR WALK ON BY ♪
♪ RAIN KEEPS FALLING ♪
♪ RAIN KEEPS FALLING DOWN ♪
♪ DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
♪♪
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
♪ OOH OH ♪
♪ OHH ♪
♪♪
REX: "DEAR MR. DICKERS, GOODBYE FROM ALL OF US.
A PUPPET... TORI: A FUTURE POP STAR...
ANDRE: A MUSICIAN... BECK: AN ACTOR...
ROBBIE: A NERD WITH TEMPORARILY STRAIGHT HAIR...
JADE: A GIRL WHO LIKES SCISSORS...
CAT: AND ME!
REX: CAT, THEY CAN'T SEE YOU, BABY.
CAT: OH, IT'S CAT, BYE!
REX: SINCERELY, THE BREAKFAST BUNCH...
EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER HAD BREAKFAST AS A BUNCH.
- ♪ DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME... ♪
- OH, NO, COME BACK!
- ♪ DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T ♪
♪ DON'T YOU ♪
♪ I SAY LA, LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA, LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ OOH, DON'T YOU, DON'T YOU ♪
♪ DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME ♪
[BELL DINGS] - MMM!
ROBBIE: IT'S AVERAGE!