- MM.
AWESOME FRENCH FRIES TODAY.
- CAN I HAVE A FRY?
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE FRIES?
- HEY, CAT. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
- SHH.
I'VE BEEN ON HOLD FOR AN HOUR.
- WHO ARE YOU ON HOLD WITH?
- I DON'T REMEMBER.
- THEN WHY DON'T YOU HANG UP?
- BECAUSE I LOVE THE HOLD MUSIC.
IT'S ALL MY FAVORITE SONGS.
I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M HOLDING FOR, BUT HE OR SHE IS AWESOME.
- OH, MY GOD.
YES! YES! YES!
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- WELL, I JUST FOUND OUT I GOT PICKED
TO BE ON BRAIN SQUEEZERS.
BRAIN SQUEEZERS!
THE NEW GAME SHOW.
- I HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT. - NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.
- I'M ON HOLD.
- WELL, IT'S NOT ON TV YET, BUT EVERYONE SAYS IT'S GOING
TO BE LIKE THE NEXT BIG THING.
IT IS ALL THE BUZZ.
- I'VE HEARD NO BUZZ.
- REALLY?
- NO HUMAN BEING HAS EVER HEARD OF BRAIN SQUEEZERS?
- YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT BRAIN SQUEEZERS?
- I SAID HUMAN BEING.
- OH, I LOVE THIS SONG, TOO.
I WONDER IF THE PERSON I'M HOLDING FOR
IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE.
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT--
- SHUT UP!
- SO WHAT IS BRAIN SQUEEZERS ANYWAY?
- IT'S A NEW GAME SHOW FOR KIDS AND TEENS.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LOT OF FUN,
AND YOU CAN WIN TONS OF MONEY.
- THEY JUST STARTED FILMING, AND IT'S REALLY
HARD TO GET PICKED TO BE ON IT.
- WELL, NOT TOO HARD FOR TORI.
CHECK THIS OUT.
- O-M-R-G. YOU GOT PICKED TO BE A TEAM CAPTAIN?
- SURE DID.
- CAN I PLEASE BE ON YOUR TEAM?
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?
- LOOK, I JUST FOUND OUT. - PLEASE.
- SINJIN!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE GAME IS YET,
SO I NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT, AND THEN I'LL PICK MY TEAM.
- SO YOU MIGHT PICK ME? - I MIGHT.
- WHEE!
- I SPIT ON THOSE.
- I KNOW.
- CAN I BE ON YOUR TEAM?
- I WANT TO BE ON TORI'S TEAM.
- LISTEN TO YOUR HOLD MUSIC. - I CAN MULTITASK.
- TORI, CAN I PLEASE BE ON YOUR TEAM?
- HEY, HOLD UP.
TORI SAID SHE NEEDS TO DO SOME THINKING,
FIGURE SOME STUFF OUT, AND THEN SHE'LL PICK A TEAM.
- THANK YOU.
- NO PROB, BECAUSE YOU AND ME-- WE'RE TIGHT.
WE ARE FRIENDS.
TORI AND ANDRE ARE ALWAYS ON THE SAME TEAM.
- GREAT.
SO NOW EVERYONE'S PRESSURING ME.
- I HAVEN'T ASKED TO BE ON YOUR BRAIN SQUEEZERS TEAM YET.
- TRUE.
- BUT IF YOU DON'T PICK ME, SOMETHING REALLY BAD
MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU.
- CAT, HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO WAIT ON HOLD?
- I DON'T MIND WAITING. I SWEAR.
I LOVE EVERY SONG THEY'RE PLAYING.
- YOU'RE NOT EVEN ON THE PHONE.
YOU'RE LISTENING TO MUSIC FROM YOUR PLAYLIST.
- MAN.
SINJIN, WHAT A WEIRDO, HUH?
- ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ FEELING LOST, BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO, IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE, YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY, JUST REMEMBER ME WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪
[BELL RINGING]
- OH, HEY.
- OH, MY GOD.
NO, NO, NO.
- WOW.
NEVER HEARD THAT FROM A GIRL BEFORE.
- I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET WHO IS GONNA BE ON MY
BRAIN SQUEEZERS TEAM, SO IF YOU WANT TO BE ON IT,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO--
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
I WAS JUST STANDING HERE, AND I SAID HEY.
- I'M SORRY.
IT'S JUST EVERYONE-- AND I MEAN EVERYONE--
HAS BEEN BUGGING ME TODAY. I'M--
- OH, HEY.
- WHY ARE YOU CLEANING MY LOCKER?
- 'CAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS, AND, UH,
I WANT YOUR THINGS TO BE NICE.
YEP, JUST, UH-- JUST GONNA MAKE IT SHINE.
OKAY, OFF TO CLASS, BUT FIRST FOR YE.
- WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME $20?
- 'CAUSE I THINK YOU'RE NEAT, AND 'CAUSE WE'RE SUPER FRIENDS.
- I'M NOT PROMISING THAT I'LL PICK YOU TO BE
ON MY BRAIN SQUEEZERS TEAM.
- BYE.
OH, HEY, YOU GUYS.
WANNA KNOW WHAT I'M DOING ON MY PEARPAD?
- WE DIDN'T BRING IT UP. - DIDN'T ASK.
- WELL, I'M USING A NEW APP. IT'S CALLED TEST EZ.
IT TEACHES ME ALL KINDS OF COOL INFORMATION
JUST IN CASE I FIND MYSELF IN A SITUATION
WHERE I NEED TO KNOW THINGS.
- LIKE A GAME SHOW?
- WHAT?
I MEAN, I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD EXAMPLE.
LIKE, RIGHT NOW I'M LEARNING ABOUT AMERICA'S 50 STATES.
DID YOU KNOW AMERICA HAS 50 STATES?
- I DID.
- WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE OF THEM THEY CALL THE ALOHA STATE?
- YES.
- IT'S "HA-WAY-I-I."
YAY. CAT SCORES.
OKAY, BYE.
I'M OFF TO LEARN SOME MORE KNOWLEDGE JUST IN CASE.
- WOW.
I GUESS PEOPLE ARE PRETTY DESPERATE TO BE ON A GAME SHOW.
- I GUESS, BUT-- HUH.
I SEE THROUGH YOUR LITTLE PLAN.
- WHAT'S MY PLAN?
- OH, YOU KNOW, TO PLAY IT ALL COOL
AND ACT LIKE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING ON MY
BRAIN SQUEEZERS TEAM JUST TO MESS WITH MY HEAD
AND MAKE ME WANT TO ASK YOU TO BE ON IT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT-- THAT'S REALLY INSULTING.
- CAN I BE ON YOUR TEAM?
- I KNEW IT. - PLEASE.
COME ON.
I'M REALLY GOOD AT THESE KIND OF THINGS.
- HEY, DON'T. STOP BOTHERING ME.
- REMIND THAT TIME WHEN WE DID THE SIKOWITZ THING.
- HEY, BABY SIS.
- HEY, I WAS WATCHING CELEBRITY SPELUNKING.
- LOOK, I KNOW ALL YOUR DUMB FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN BUGGING YOU TO BE ON YOUR BRAIN SQUEEZERS TEAM,
SO I CAME UP WITH TWO IDEAS.
- GET AWAY FROM ME.
- TEAM OPTION A-- YOU, ME, ANDRE, ROBBIE.
- I WANT TO HURT YOU.
- TEAM OPTION B-- ME, ANDRE, BECK, SINJIN.
- I'M NOT EVEN ON THAT TEAM.
- LIFE'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU.
- HEY, DOES MY PIE SMELL FUNNY?
- PIE IN MY EYE!
PIE IN MY EYE!
- OW!
YOU BIT MY EAR!
[DOORBELL]
HI.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WAS WRONG FOR ME TO COME HERE.
YOU'RE PROBABLY REALLY BUSY, AND I SHOULDN'T--
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- MY MOM-- SHE-- THEY MIGHT PUT HER IN JAIL.
- COME IN. COME IN.
WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT DID YOUR MOM DO?
- SHE-- SHE'S BEEN STEALING MONEY AT WORK.
- STEALING MONEY?
- I DON'T EVEN BLAME HER.
HER SISTER, MY AUNT SUSAN-- SHE'S REALLY SICK,
AND SHE NEEDS AN OPERATION, BUT SHE'S, LIKE, BROKE.
- OH, MY GOD.
LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU BRING YOUR AUNT SUSAN OVER HERE,
AND THEN I'LL PUT ON SOME HEAVY SHOES,
AND THEN I'LL JUMP UP AND DOWN ON HER FACE.
- YOU INSENSITIVE WITCH.
- YOU LIAR.
- LOOK, SINJIN TOLD ME THE WINNING TEAM ON BRAIN SQUEEZERS
SPLITS $10,000, AND I WANT MY SHARE OF THAT MONEY, VEGA.
I MEAN IT. I WANT MY SLICE.
- YOU ARE SCRUNCHING MY SHIRT.
- OKAY, I CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT TEAM.
WHY IS JADE HERE?
YOU'RE NOT PART OF MY PERFECT TEAM.
- YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR SUCK FISH SISTER ON OUR TEAM?
- OUR TEAM?
- SUCK FISH?
- STOP IT!
LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M TWEETING.
YEP.
I AM ON SLAP.COM, AND I'M TWEETING BIG NEWS.
I PICKED MY BRAIN SQUEEZERS TEAM.
IT'S ME AND--
- ME. - ME.
- ANDRE. AND--
- ME. - ME.
- AND BECK. AND--
- ME. - ME.
- ROBBIE. - NO!
- IF YOU HIT SEND ON THAT TWEET, I WILL--
- SEND. - SUCK FISH.
- HI. I'M HERE WITH MY TEAM.
WE'RE READY TO HAVE OUR BRAINS SQUEEZED.
- NAME?
- I'M TORI VEGA, TEAM CAPTAIN REPORTING FOR GAME SHOW DUTY.
- DUTY.
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
- MY TEAM MEMBERS ARE ANDRE HARRIS--
- YOU ALREADY CHECKED IN. - HUH?
- SAID YOUR NAME'S TORI VEGA? - YEAH.
- YEAH, YOU CHECKED IN 20 MINUTES AGO.
- BUT THAT DOESN'T-- THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
- OH, GOOD. THERE'S MY TEAM.
HEY, BOYS.
- THAT'S TORI VEGA.
- I'M TORI VEGA.
I'M NOT TORI VEGA.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? [ARGUING]
- SHE'S PRETENDING TO BE ME. - SHE'S AN IMPOSTOR.
[BANG]
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- A BANG BALL.
THAT'S HOW TV PRODUCERS GET A SET QUIET.
NOW, WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE?
- ALL I KNOW IS MY NAME IS TORI VEGA, AND I'M HERE TO--
- I'M TORI VEGA.
- OKAY, HERE'S WHY HOLLYWOOD ARTS I.D. PROVING I'M TORI VEGA.
- YOU MADE A FAKE SCHOOL I.D. WITH MY NAME ON IT?
- I DON'T KNOW. THIS LOOKS PRETTY REAL.
- ANDRE!
- IT'S LAMINATED.
- SHOW US YOUR SCHOOL I.D.
- I DIDN'T BRING MINE.
- WELL, THEN SHOW ME YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.
- I DON'T HAVE ONE YET.
- AREN'T YOU, LIKE, 16?
- I'M 17.
- NO DRIVER'S LICENSE?
- I'M TORI VEGA.
- LIAR.
- I'M TORI VEGA. THAT'S IT.
[ARGUING]
[BANG]
- THAT WAS MY LAST BANG BALL, SO EVERYONE STAY QUIET.
WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND, SO ANDRE, BECK, AND ROBBIE,
YOU GUYS GO WITH HER. YOU'RE ON THE YELLOW TEAM.
- BUT-- BUT-- NO, BUT-- BUT THEY'RE ON MY TEAM,
'CAUSE I'M TORI VEGA.
- WHO CARES?
YOU'RE GOING TO BE CAPTAIN OF THE BLUE TEAM.
- OH, YAY.
I LIKE BLUE, BUT YOU JUST GAVE AWAY MY TEAMMATES.
- YOU THREE IN HIGH SCHOOL?
ALL: YEAH.
- ANY CONTAGIOUS DISEASES?
- CONTAGIOUS?
NO.
- THERE'S YOUR BLUE TEAM.
- WAIT, BUT-- BUT--
- BANG!
- ORDER ME MORE BALLS.
- AND IT'S TIME TO PLAY BRAIN SQUEEZERS!
ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR YELLOW TEAM CAPTAIN.
- WELL MY NAME IS TORI, BUT ON GAME SHOWS
I GO BY THE NAME JADE.
- SURE.
AND OUR BLUE TEAM CAPTAIN.
- I'M TORI, ALL THE TIME.
- OKAY, TEAMS, HERE ARE THE RULES.
I ASK A SERIES OF QUESTIONS.
TEAM CAPTAINS DECIDE WHO WILL ANSWER FOR THE TEAM.
ANSWER CORRECTLY, YOUR TEAM GETS 100 POINTS.
ANSWER WRONG, THE OTHER TEAM GETS THE POINTS,
AND YOU GET A DOINK!
[APPLAUSE]
- EXCUSE ME?
- YES, TORI ALL THE TIME?
- WHAT-- WHAT'S A DOINK?
- WAIT AND SEE!
ALL RIGHT, FIRST QUESTION TO THE YELLOWS.
JADE? - DAVE.
- THE TOPIC IS ANIMALS. WHO WILL TAKE IT?
- UH, ROBBIE.
- THAT'S ME.
I KNOW A LOT ABOUT ANIMALS.
WHEN I WAS A BOY, MY MOMMY BOUGHT ME THE BOOK
"THE ZOO AND YOU," AND I READ IT FROM COVER--
- THE QUESTION IS, HOW MANY TOES ON A CAMEL'S HOOF?
- UH, WELL-- WELL I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY COUNTED A CAMEL'S TOES
BEFORE, BUT MY GRANDPA HAS FIVE TOES ON HIS FOOT,
SO I'M GOING TO SAY FIVE.
[BUZZER]
- WRONG.
THAT'S 100 POINTS FOR THE BLUE TEAM.
AND FOR ROBBIE, THAT'S A DOINK!
- UH-OH. SO FOR THE--
- ROBBIE JUST GOT PUS BLASTED.
- CAN-- CAN I GET A TISSUE?
- BLUE TEAM.
TORI?
- YES?
THE TOPIC IS SPORTS. WHO WILL TAKE IT?
- UH, TRINA.
- I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SPORTS.
- THE QUESTION-- HOW MANY LACES ON A FOOTBALL?
- THE ANSWER-- WHO CARES?
[BUZZ]
- WRONG.
THE POINTS GO TO THE YELLOW TEAM.
AND FOR TRINA, THAT'S A DOINK!
- NO, NO, NO. NOT IN MY FACE.
I MEAN IT. NOT IN MY FACE.
- NUTS AND BOLTS.
- WHAT? WHAT NUTS AND BOLTS?
- ALL RIGHT.
THAT PUTS US AT 100 POINTS FOR BOTH TEAMS.
- MY HEAD IS BLEEDING!
- I CAN'T SEE OUT OF MY RIGHT EYE.
- WHAT KIND OF GAME SHOW IS THIS?
- YELLOW TEAM. THE TOPIC IS HISTORY.
- HISTORY. UH, BECK.
- WHAT UNITED STATES PRESIDENT USED TO TAKE
BATHS WITH HIS MOTHER'S DOG?
- I'LL PASS.
- YOU CAN'T PASS. - PASS.
- NOT AN OPTION. - I DON'T WANT THIS QUESTION.
- YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE.
[BUZZER]
WRONG!
- I DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER THE QUESTION.
- THAT'S 100 POINTS FOR THE BLUE.
AND FOR BECK, THAT'S A DOINK!
- HEY, WHOA, OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
- AND BECK'S DOINK IS THE GUT WHACK!
- IS THAT A BOWLING ALL?
- MM-HMM.
- UGH!
OH!
- OKAY, NEXT TOPIC!
- I'M GONNA NEED A MINUTE.
- BLUE TEAM! NEXT TOPIC, MATH!
- UH, LET'S GO WITH CAT.
- NO!
- YOU GOTTA ANSWER SOMETHING.
- CAT? - NO!
I'VE NEVER BEEN DOINKED BEFORE. I'M NOT READY.
- QUESTION.
WHAT IS THE ONLY NUMBER THAT'S BOTH EVEN AND ODD?
- UM, 90... 4, 3?
[BUZZER]
- WRONG! - DANG IT.
- THAT MEANS CAT GETS A DOINK!
- NO! CAN'T WE JUST SKIP MY-- OH!
I'M A GIRL. THAT'S MY--
OH!
- LOOKS LIKE CAT GOT DOUBLE DOINKED!
QUESTION.
IN THE MOVIE THE SCISSORING--
- YES. YES.
- HOW MANY TIMES IS THE WORD SCISSORS SPOKEN?
- I DON'T KNOW. WHO WOULD KNOW THAT?
[BUZZER]
- WRONG! - NO.
DO NOT DOINK ME.
- THAT'S ANOTHER 100 POINTS FOR THE BLUE TEAM.
- AND JADE, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE A VICTIM OF ASSAULT AND BATTERY.
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- A-SALT!
AND BATTERY!
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- THAT WAS A LOAD OF BATTERIES.
- I KNOW WHAT THEY WERE.
WHY'D YOU DROP THEM ON ME? SHE GOT THE ANSWER WRONG.
- GOOD POINT. MORE BATTERIES!
- NO!
- OKAY, THAT'S-- THAT'S BORDERLINE DANGEROUS.
- YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST DROP A CAR BATTERY ON HER HEAD?
- CAR BATTERY.
- OW!
- THE TOPIC IS BUGS.
- UH, SINJIN.
- YAY. I KNOW ALL ABOUT BUGS.
- YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU ARE ONE.
- I WISH.
- THE QUESTION.
WHAT KIND OF SPIDER LIKES TO EAT DEAD, ROTTING FLESH?
- EASY. IT'S THE NORTHER--
[CRASH]
- HE DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER THE QUESTION.
- WHY'D YOU DROP A TOILET ON HIS HEAD?
- NOT SURE. SOMETIMES THINGS GO WRONG.
[MOANING]
UH, TELL YOU WHAT.
LET'S GIVE EACH TEAM 100 POINTS
AND PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
STAGE MANAGER: WE'RE BACK. EVERYONE ON SET, PLEASE.
- ICK.
- I, UM-- I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A GAME SHOW.
I'M SO SORRY, YOU GUYS.
- NO. WE'RE SORRY THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DOINKED YET.
- HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
- [UNHAPPY CHATTER]
STAGE MANAGER: BACK IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO--
- AND WE'RE BACK WITH A TIE SCORE.
BLUE TEAM, ONE RIGHT ANSWER AND YOU GUYS WIN THE $10,000.
THE TOPIC IS U.S. STATES.
- OH.
- I'M GONNA PICK CAT.
- CAT? - I'M READY.
I LEARNED ALL BOUT THE STATES FROM MY NEW APP, TEST EZ.
- YOUR QUESTION-- WHICH STATE IS A SERIES OF TROPICAL ISLANDS
AND IS KNOWN AS THE ALOHA STATE?
- OH, GEEZ.
WAIT!
IS IT...
"HA-WY-I-I?"
- UH, JUDGES?
AND THE BLUE TEAM WINS!
ALL RIGHT, TORI.
COME WITH ME TO COLLECT THE $10,000.
NOW, STAND RIGHT THERE.
- OKAY.
- AND HERE COMES YOUR MONEY.
- OH, LOOK! LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY WE GET!
- ALL RIGHT, TORI.
TO GET THE $10,000,
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GRAB IT AND TAKE IT HOME.
- I-- I CAN DO THAT.
OH, UM, WHAT ARE WE-- ON THE FLOOR?
- AND WHEN YOU HEAR ME YELL "GRAB THAT CASH,"
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GET IT.
- OW! WHAT-- WHO IS THIS?
- GRAB THAT CASH!
CROWD: TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN,
SIX, FIVE, FOUR,
- ONLY FOUR MORE SECONDS. - THREE, TWO, ONE.
[BUZZER]
- AW!
- AND NO MONEY FOR ANYONE.
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR BRAIN SQUEEZERS!
- GET COMFORTABLE.
WE'RE GONNA BE HERE FOR A WHILE.
- ♪ ... GET SOME MORE ♪
♪ GET ON THE FLOOR ♪
♪ DON'T STOP NOW ♪
♪ IT'S OUR CHANCE TO SHUT UP AND DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ♪
♪ SHUT UP AND DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ♪
♪ YEAH! ♪
♪ PUT UP YOUR HANDS, HANDS, HANDS, YEAH ♪
♪ SHUT UP AND DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, YEAH ♪
♪ SHUT UP AND DANCE ♪♪
- MMM.
TORI: YES, YES, YES!
♪♪