1 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:13,806 - MM. 2 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:15,933 AWESOME FRENCH FRIES TODAY. 3 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:17,601 - CAN I HAVE A FRY? 4 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,647 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 5 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:25,233 DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE FRIES? 6 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,696 - HEY, CAT. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 7 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,155 - SHH. 8 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,907 I'VE BEEN ON HOLD FOR AN HOUR. 9 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,617 - WHO ARE YOU ON HOLD WITH? 10 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:36,328 - I DON'T REMEMBER. 11 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,663 - THEN WHY DON'T YOU HANG UP? 12 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,206 - BECAUSE I LOVE THE HOLD MUSIC. 13 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,916 IT'S ALL MY FAVORITE SONGS. 14 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:45,004 I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M HOLDING FOR, BUT HE OR SHE IS AWESOME. 15 00:00:45,044 --> 00:00:47,965 - OH, MY GOD. 16 00:00:48,007 --> 00:00:50,968 YES! YES! YES! 17 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,177 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 18 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,388 - WELL, I JUST FOUND OUT I GOT PICKED 19 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:57,265 TO BE ON BRAIN SQUEEZERS. 20 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:03,188 BRAIN SQUEEZERS! 21 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,567 THE NEW GAME SHOW. 22 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,610 - I HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT. - NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS. 23 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,278 - I'M ON HOLD. 24 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,989 - WELL, IT'S NOT ON TV YET, BUT EVERYONE SAYS IT'S GOING 25 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:13,657 TO BE LIKE THE NEXT BIG THING. 26 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,910 IT IS ALL THE BUZZ. 27 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,619 - I'VE HEARD NO BUZZ. 28 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,496 - REALLY? 29 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:22,708 - NO HUMAN BEING HAS EVER HEARD OF BRAIN SQUEEZERS? 30 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,878 - YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT BRAIN SQUEEZERS? 31 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,629 - I SAID HUMAN BEING. 32 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,965 - OH, I LOVE THIS SONG, TOO. 33 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,884 I WONDER IF THE PERSON I'M HOLDING FOR 34 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:33,468 IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE. 35 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:34,595 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT-- 36 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,014 - SHUT UP! 37 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:39,725 - SO WHAT IS BRAIN SQUEEZERS ANYWAY? 38 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,518 - IT'S A NEW GAME SHOW FOR KIDS AND TEENS. 39 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:42,895 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LOT OF FUN, 40 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:44,939 AND YOU CAN WIN TONS OF MONEY. 41 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,732 - THEY JUST STARTED FILMING, AND IT'S REALLY 42 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,358 HARD TO GET PICKED TO BE ON IT. 43 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,445 - WELL, NOT TOO HARD FOR TORI. 44 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,489 CHECK THIS OUT. 45 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:59,327 - O-M-R-G. YOU GOT PICKED TO BE A TEAM CAPTAIN? 46 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,080 - SURE DID. 47 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,497 - CAN I PLEASE BE ON YOUR TEAM? 48 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,832 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE? 49 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,292 - LOOK, I JUST FOUND OUT. - PLEASE. 50 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:06,919 - SINJIN! 51 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,837 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE GAME IS YET, 52 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,256 SO I NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT, AND THEN I'LL PICK MY TEAM. 53 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,592 - SO YOU MIGHT PICK ME? - I MIGHT. 54 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,885 - WHEE! 55 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,595 - I SPIT ON THOSE. 56 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,639 - I KNOW. 57 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,057 - CAN I BE ON YOUR TEAM? 58 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:21,600 - I WANT TO BE ON TORI'S TEAM. 59 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,894 - LISTEN TO YOUR HOLD MUSIC. - I CAN MULTITASK. 60 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:24,979 - TORI, CAN I PLEASE BE ON YOUR TEAM? 61 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:27,898 - HEY, HOLD UP. 62 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,442 TORI SAID SHE NEEDS TO DO SOME THINKING, 63 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,904 FIGURE SOME STUFF OUT, AND THEN SHE'LL PICK A TEAM. 64 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,322 - THANK YOU. 65 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:38,909 - NO PROB, BECAUSE YOU AND ME-- WE'RE TIGHT. 66 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:41,411 WE ARE FRIENDS. 67 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:44,247 TORI AND ANDRE ARE ALWAYS ON THE SAME TEAM. 68 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,290 - GREAT. 69 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,793 SO NOW EVERYONE'S PRESSURING ME. 70 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,169 - I HAVEN'T ASKED TO BE ON YOUR BRAIN SQUEEZERS TEAM YET. 71 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:51,630 - TRUE. 72 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,423 - BUT IF YOU DON'T PICK ME, SOMETHING REALLY BAD 73 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,843 MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU. 74 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:59,013 - CAT, HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO WAIT ON HOLD? 75 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,681 - I DON'T MIND WAITING. I SWEAR. 76 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,058 I LOVE EVERY SONG THEY'RE PLAYING. 77 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,687 - YOU'RE NOT EVEN ON THE PHONE. 78 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,064 YOU'RE LISTENING TO MUSIC FROM YOUR PLAYLIST. 79 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,155 - MAN. 80 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:19,407 SINJIN, WHAT A WEIRDO, HUH? 81 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:31,045 - ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪ 82 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:34,589 ♪ FEELING LOST, BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ 83 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:39,386 ♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪ 84 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:42,389 ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ 85 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:47,310 ♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO, IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ 86 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:51,106 ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪ 87 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:54,151 ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪ 88 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:58,572 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ 89 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:02,117 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE, YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 90 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:07,664 ♪ NOT A FANTASY, JUST REMEMBER ME WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 91 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:12,544 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 92 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,714 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 93 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:19,593 ♪ IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 94 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:26,016 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪ 95 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,021 [BELL RINGING] 96 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,522 - OH, HEY. 97 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:33,774 - OH, MY GOD. 98 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:38,028 NO, NO, NO. 99 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:39,947 - WOW. 100 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,657 NEVER HEARD THAT FROM A GIRL BEFORE. 101 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,160 - I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET WHO IS GONNA BE ON MY 102 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,954 BRAIN SQUEEZERS TEAM, SO IF YOU WANT TO BE ON IT, 103 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,080 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO-- 104 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,331 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 105 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:53,752 I WAS JUST STANDING HERE, AND I SAID HEY. 106 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,129 - I'M SORRY. 107 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,172 IT'S JUST EVERYONE-- AND I MEAN EVERYONE-- 108 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:59,091 HAS BEEN BUGGING ME TODAY. I'M-- 109 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:03,929 - OH, HEY. 110 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,098 - WHY ARE YOU CLEANING MY LOCKER? 111 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,267 - 'CAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS, AND, UH, 112 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,726 I WANT YOUR THINGS TO BE NICE. 113 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:13,730 YEP, JUST, UH-- JUST GONNA MAKE IT SHINE. 114 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:22,656 OKAY, OFF TO CLASS, BUT FIRST FOR YE. 115 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:26,493 - WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME $20? 116 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:30,831 - 'CAUSE I THINK YOU'RE NEAT, AND 'CAUSE WE'RE SUPER FRIENDS. 117 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:34,126 - I'M NOT PROMISING THAT I'LL PICK YOU TO BE 118 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:37,004 ON MY BRAIN SQUEEZERS TEAM. 119 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:47,388 - BYE. 120 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,309 OH, HEY, YOU GUYS. 121 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:52,602 WANNA KNOW WHAT I'M DOING ON MY PEARPAD? 122 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,395 - WE DIDN'T BRING IT UP. - DIDN'T ASK. 123 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:59,442 - WELL, I'M USING A NEW APP. IT'S CALLED TEST EZ. 124 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,153 IT TEACHES ME ALL KINDS OF COOL INFORMATION 125 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,655 JUST IN CASE I FIND MYSELF IN A SITUATION 126 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,491 WHERE I NEED TO KNOW THINGS. 127 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,787 - LIKE A GAME SHOW? 128 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,122 - WHAT? 129 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:14,457 I MEAN, I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD EXAMPLE. 130 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:17,460 LIKE, RIGHT NOW I'M LEARNING ABOUT AMERICA'S 50 STATES. 131 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:20,714 DID YOU KNOW AMERICA HAS 50 STATES? 132 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,924 - I DID. 133 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:26,678 - WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE OF THEM THEY CALL THE ALOHA STATE? 134 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,013 - YES. 135 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,224 - IT'S "HA-WAY-I-I." 136 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,600 YAY. CAT SCORES. 137 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,144 OKAY, BYE. 138 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:37,064 I'M OFF TO LEARN SOME MORE KNOWLEDGE JUST IN CASE. 139 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,982 - WOW. 140 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:42,236 I GUESS PEOPLE ARE PRETTY DESPERATE TO BE ON A GAME SHOW. 141 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:47,949 - I GUESS, BUT-- HUH. 142 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:51,494 I SEE THROUGH YOUR LITTLE PLAN. 143 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:52,662 - WHAT'S MY PLAN? 144 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,413 - OH, YOU KNOW, TO PLAY IT ALL COOL 145 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:57,458 AND ACT LIKE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING ON MY 146 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,879 BRAIN SQUEEZERS TEAM JUST TO MESS WITH MY HEAD 147 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:05,842 AND MAKE ME WANT TO ASK YOU TO BE ON IT. 148 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,387 - YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT-- THAT'S REALLY INSULTING. 149 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,433 - CAN I BE ON YOUR TEAM? 150 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:14,893 - I KNEW IT. - PLEASE. 151 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,186 COME ON. 152 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,437 I'M REALLY GOOD AT THESE KIND OF THINGS. 153 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:19,106 - HEY, DON'T. STOP BOTHERING ME. 154 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,481 - REMIND THAT TIME WHEN WE DID THE SIKOWITZ THING. 155 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,280 - HEY, BABY SIS. 156 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:30,533 - HEY, I WAS WATCHING CELEBRITY SPELUNKING. 157 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,827 - LOOK, I KNOW ALL YOUR DUMB FRIENDS 158 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,871 HAVE BEEN BUGGING YOU TO BE ON YOUR BRAIN SQUEEZERS TEAM, 159 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,831 SO I CAME UP WITH TWO IDEAS. 160 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,417 - GET AWAY FROM ME. 161 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:42,379 - TEAM OPTION A-- YOU, ME, ANDRE, ROBBIE. 162 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:44,505 - I WANT TO HURT YOU. 163 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:48,676 - TEAM OPTION B-- ME, ANDRE, BECK, SINJIN. 164 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:52,097 - I'M NOT EVEN ON THAT TEAM. 165 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,809 - LIFE'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU. 166 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:59,062 - HEY, DOES MY PIE SMELL FUNNY? 167 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,610 - PIE IN MY EYE! 168 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:08,822 PIE IN MY EYE! 169 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,698 - OW! 170 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,785 YOU BIT MY EAR! 171 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,830 [DOORBELL] 172 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,128 HI. 173 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,171 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 174 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,672 IT WAS WRONG FOR ME TO COME HERE. 175 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:27,674 YOU'RE PROBABLY REALLY BUSY, AND I SHOULDN'T-- 176 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:30,010 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 177 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:34,764 - MY MOM-- SHE-- THEY MIGHT PUT HER IN JAIL. 178 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:38,643 - COME IN. COME IN. 179 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:42,063 WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT DID YOUR MOM DO? 180 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:46,193 - SHE-- SHE'S BEEN STEALING MONEY AT WORK. 181 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,236 - STEALING MONEY? 182 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,696 - I DON'T EVEN BLAME HER. 183 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:52,366 HER SISTER, MY AUNT SUSAN-- SHE'S REALLY SICK, 184 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:55,452 AND SHE NEEDS AN OPERATION, BUT SHE'S, LIKE, BROKE. 185 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:57,037 - OH, MY GOD. 186 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,706 LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU BRING YOUR AUNT SUSAN OVER HERE, 187 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,916 AND THEN I'LL PUT ON SOME HEAVY SHOES, 188 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,961 AND THEN I'LL JUMP UP AND DOWN ON HER FACE. 189 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,089 - YOU INSENSITIVE WITCH. 190 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,757 - YOU LIAR. 191 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,135 - LOOK, SINJIN TOLD ME THE WINNING TEAM ON BRAIN SQUEEZERS 192 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:15,680 SPLITS $10,000, AND I WANT MY SHARE OF THAT MONEY, VEGA. 193 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:19,142 I MEAN IT. I WANT MY SLICE. 194 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,478 - YOU ARE SCRUNCHING MY SHIRT. 195 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,855 - OKAY, I CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT TEAM. 196 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,690 WHY IS JADE HERE? 197 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,026 YOU'RE NOT PART OF MY PERFECT TEAM. 198 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,029 - YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR SUCK FISH SISTER ON OUR TEAM? 199 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,406 - OUR TEAM? 200 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,657 - SUCK FISH? 201 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,159 - STOP IT! 202 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,286 LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M TWEETING. 203 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,704 YEP. 204 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:45,877 I AM ON SLAP.COM, AND I'M TWEETING BIG NEWS. 205 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:50,006 I PICKED MY BRAIN SQUEEZERS TEAM. 206 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,049 IT'S ME AND-- 207 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,426 - ME. - ME. 208 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,010 - ANDRE. AND-- 209 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,178 - ME. - ME. 210 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,971 - AND BECK. AND-- 211 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,014 - ME. - ME. 212 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,141 - ROBBIE. - NO! 213 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,642 - IF YOU HIT SEND ON THAT TWEET, I WILL-- 214 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,728 - SEND. - SUCK FISH. 215 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,703 - HI. I'M HERE WITH MY TEAM. 216 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,623 WE'RE READY TO HAVE OUR BRAINS SQUEEZED. 217 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,417 - NAME? 218 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:29,629 - I'M TORI VEGA, TEAM CAPTAIN REPORTING FOR GAME SHOW DUTY. 219 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,423 - DUTY. 220 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:34,384 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 221 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,470 - MY TEAM MEMBERS ARE ANDRE HARRIS-- 222 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:39,264 - YOU ALREADY CHECKED IN. - HUH? 223 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,516 - SAID YOUR NAME'S TORI VEGA? - YEAH. 224 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,311 - YEAH, YOU CHECKED IN 20 MINUTES AGO. 225 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:47,564 - BUT THAT DOESN'T-- THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 226 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:50,233 - OH, GOOD. THERE'S MY TEAM. 227 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,443 HEY, BOYS. 228 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,944 - THAT'S TORI VEGA. 229 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,322 - I'M TORI VEGA. 230 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,697 - I'M TORI VEGA. 231 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,741 - I'M TORI VEGA. 232 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:02,454 I'M NOT TORI VEGA. 233 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,297 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 234 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,215 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? [ARGUING] 235 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,675 - SHE'S PRETENDING TO BE ME. - SHE'S AN IMPOSTOR. 236 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:17,927 [BANG] 237 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,304 - WHAT WAS THAT? 238 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,264 - A BANG BALL. 239 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,642 THAT'S HOW TV PRODUCERS GET A SET QUIET. 240 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:26,561 NOW, WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE? 241 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,523 - ALL I KNOW IS MY NAME IS TORI VEGA, AND I'M HERE TO-- 242 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,191 - I'M TORI VEGA. 243 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,944 - OKAY, HERE'S WHY HOLLYWOOD ARTS I.D. PROVING I'M TORI VEGA. 244 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:38,739 - YOU MADE A FAKE SCHOOL I.D. WITH MY NAME ON IT? 245 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,741 - I DON'T KNOW. THIS LOOKS PRETTY REAL. 246 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:41,784 - ANDRE! 247 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,870 - IT'S LAMINATED. 248 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,330 - SHOW US YOUR SCHOOL I.D. 249 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,705 - I DIDN'T BRING MINE. 250 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,875 - WELL, THEN SHOW ME YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE. 251 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,835 - I DON'T HAVE ONE YET. 252 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,338 - AREN'T YOU, LIKE, 16? 253 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,632 - I'M 17. 254 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,592 - NO DRIVER'S LICENSE? 255 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,636 - I'M TORI VEGA. 256 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:00,719 - LIAR. 257 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,597 - I'M TORI VEGA. THAT'S IT. 258 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,766 [ARGUING] 259 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,768 [BANG] 260 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:14,484 - THAT WAS MY LAST BANG BALL, SO EVERYONE STAY QUIET. 261 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:19,406 WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND, SO ANDRE, BECK, AND ROBBIE, 262 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,824 YOU GUYS GO WITH HER. YOU'RE ON THE YELLOW TEAM. 263 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,285 - BUT-- BUT-- NO, BUT-- BUT THEY'RE ON MY TEAM, 264 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,662 'CAUSE I'M TORI VEGA. 265 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,248 - WHO CARES? 266 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,749 YOU'RE GOING TO BE CAPTAIN OF THE BLUE TEAM. 267 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,627 - OH, YAY. 268 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:36,089 I LIKE BLUE, BUT YOU JUST GAVE AWAY MY TEAMMATES. 269 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,465 - YOU THREE IN HIGH SCHOOL? 270 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,633 ALL: YEAH. 271 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,427 - ANY CONTAGIOUS DISEASES? 272 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,803 - CONTAGIOUS? 273 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,889 NO. 274 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,726 - THERE'S YOUR BLUE TEAM. 275 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,018 - WAIT, BUT-- BUT-- 276 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,645 - BANG! 277 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,189 - ORDER ME MORE BALLS. 278 00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:15,378 - AND IT'S TIME TO PLAY BRAIN SQUEEZERS! 279 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,967 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR YELLOW TEAM CAPTAIN. 280 00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,886 - WELL MY NAME IS TORI, BUT ON GAME SHOWS 281 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,557 I GO BY THE NAME JADE. 282 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,849 - SURE. 283 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,102 AND OUR BLUE TEAM CAPTAIN. 284 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,606 - I'M TORI, ALL THE TIME. 285 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,776 - OKAY, TEAMS, HERE ARE THE RULES. 286 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,277 I ASK A SERIES OF QUESTIONS. 287 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,737 TEAM CAPTAINS DECIDE WHO WILL ANSWER FOR THE TEAM. 288 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,697 ANSWER CORRECTLY, YOUR TEAM GETS 100 POINTS. 289 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,865 ANSWER WRONG, THE OTHER TEAM GETS THE POINTS, 290 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,620 AND YOU GET A DOINK! 291 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,871 [APPLAUSE] 292 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,248 - EXCUSE ME? 293 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,001 - YES, TORI ALL THE TIME? 294 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,877 - WHAT-- WHAT'S A DOINK? 295 00:13:56,919 --> 00:14:00,214 - WAIT AND SEE! 296 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,343 ALL RIGHT, FIRST QUESTION TO THE YELLOWS. 297 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:06,012 JADE? - DAVE. 298 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,473 - THE TOPIC IS ANIMALS. WHO WILL TAKE IT? 299 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,433 - UH, ROBBIE. 300 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,226 - THAT'S ME. 301 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,978 I KNOW A LOT ABOUT ANIMALS. 302 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,896 WHEN I WAS A BOY, MY MOMMY BOUGHT ME THE BOOK 303 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,732 "THE ZOO AND YOU," AND I READ IT FROM COVER-- 304 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:22,696 - THE QUESTION IS, HOW MANY TOES ON A CAMEL'S HOOF? 305 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,365 - UH, WELL-- WELL I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY COUNTED A CAMEL'S TOES 306 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,827 BEFORE, BUT MY GRANDPA HAS FIVE TOES ON HIS FOOT, 307 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,162 SO I'M GOING TO SAY FIVE. 308 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,622 [BUZZER] 309 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:33,832 - WRONG. 310 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,875 THAT'S 100 POINTS FOR THE BLUE TEAM. 311 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:42,549 AND FOR ROBBIE, THAT'S A DOINK! 312 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,300 - UH-OH. SO FOR THE-- 313 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:56,896 - ROBBIE JUST GOT PUS BLASTED. 314 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,356 - CAN-- CAN I GET A TISSUE? 315 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,649 - BLUE TEAM. 316 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:00,734 TORI? 317 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,943 - YES? 318 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,779 THE TOPIC IS SPORTS. WHO WILL TAKE IT? 319 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,323 - UH, TRINA. 320 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:10,034 - I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SPORTS. 321 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:14,121 - THE QUESTION-- HOW MANY LACES ON A FOOTBALL? 322 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,834 - THE ANSWER-- WHO CARES? 323 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,377 [BUZZ] 324 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,879 - WRONG. 325 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,256 THE POINTS GO TO THE YELLOW TEAM. 326 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:26,342 AND FOR TRINA, THAT'S A DOINK! 327 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,968 - NO, NO, NO. NOT IN MY FACE. 328 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,637 I MEAN IT. NOT IN MY FACE. 329 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,390 - NUTS AND BOLTS. 330 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,559 - WHAT? WHAT NUTS AND BOLTS? 331 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,982 - ALL RIGHT. 332 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,527 THAT PUTS US AT 100 POINTS FOR BOTH TEAMS. 333 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,365 - MY HEAD IS BLEEDING! 334 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,659 - I CAN'T SEE OUT OF MY RIGHT EYE. 335 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:55,162 - WHAT KIND OF GAME SHOW IS THIS? 336 00:15:56,664 --> 00:16:00,000 - YELLOW TEAM. THE TOPIC IS HISTORY. 337 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:04,464 - HISTORY. UH, BECK. 338 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,716 - WHAT UNITED STATES PRESIDENT USED TO TAKE 339 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,718 BATHS WITH HIS MOTHER'S DOG? 340 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,721 - I'LL PASS. 341 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,890 - YOU CAN'T PASS. - PASS. 342 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,016 - NOT AN OPTION. - I DON'T WANT THIS QUESTION. 343 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,435 - YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE. 344 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,895 [BUZZER] 345 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,104 WRONG! 346 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,481 - I DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER THE QUESTION. 347 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:26,152 - THAT'S 100 POINTS FOR THE BLUE. 348 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:30,197 AND FOR BECK, THAT'S A DOINK! 349 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,909 - HEY, WHOA, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 350 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:39,039 - AND BECK'S DOINK IS THE GUT WHACK! 351 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,625 - IS THAT A BOWLING ALL? 352 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,460 - MM-HMM. 353 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,711 - UGH! 354 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,631 OH! 355 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,512 - OKAY, NEXT TOPIC! 356 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,055 - I'M GONNA NEED A MINUTE. 357 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,646 - BLUE TEAM! NEXT TOPIC, MATH! 358 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,941 - UH, LET'S GO WITH CAT. 359 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,693 - NO! 360 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,528 - YOU GOTTA ANSWER SOMETHING. 361 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,070 - CAT? - NO! 362 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,240 I'VE NEVER BEEN DOINKED BEFORE. I'M NOT READY. 363 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,742 - QUESTION. 364 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:18,538 WHAT IS THE ONLY NUMBER THAT'S BOTH EVEN AND ODD? 365 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:23,710 - UM, 90... 4, 3? 366 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,378 [BUZZER] 367 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,338 - WRONG! - DANG IT. 368 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,675 - THAT MEANS CAT GETS A DOINK! 369 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,761 - NO! CAN'T WE JUST SKIP MY-- OH! 370 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,849 I'M A GIRL. THAT'S MY-- 371 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,559 OH! 372 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:44,022 - LOOKS LIKE CAT GOT DOUBLE DOINKED! 373 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,360 QUESTION. 374 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,862 IN THE MOVIE THE SCISSORING-- 375 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,447 - YES. YES. 376 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,868 - HOW MANY TIMES IS THE WORD SCISSORS SPOKEN? 377 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,286 - I DON'T KNOW. WHO WOULD KNOW THAT? 378 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,997 [BUZZER] 379 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,248 - WRONG! - NO. 380 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,833 DO NOT DOINK ME. 381 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,335 - THAT'S ANOTHER 100 POINTS FOR THE BLUE TEAM. 382 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:13,676 - AND JADE, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE A VICTIM OF ASSAULT AND BATTERY. 383 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,219 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 384 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,931 - A-SALT! 385 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,900 AND BATTERY! 386 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:35,990 - WHAT WAS THAT? 387 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,700 - THAT WAS A LOAD OF BATTERIES. 388 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,327 - I KNOW WHAT THEY WERE. 389 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:43,790 WHY'D YOU DROP THEM ON ME? SHE GOT THE ANSWER WRONG. 390 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:47,585 - GOOD POINT. MORE BATTERIES! 391 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,713 - NO! 392 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:54,050 - OKAY, THAT'S-- THAT'S BORDERLINE DANGEROUS. 393 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,677 - YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST DROP A CAR BATTERY ON HER HEAD? 394 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,304 - CAR BATTERY. 395 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:04,978 - OW! 396 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,901 - THE TOPIC IS BUGS. 397 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,612 - UH, SINJIN. 398 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,449 - YAY. I KNOW ALL ABOUT BUGS. 399 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,617 - YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU ARE ONE. 400 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,161 - I WISH. 401 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,788 - THE QUESTION. 402 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:27,000 WHAT KIND OF SPIDER LIKES TO EAT DEAD, ROTTING FLESH? 403 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,669 - EASY. IT'S THE NORTHER-- 404 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,629 [CRASH] 405 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,968 - HE DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER THE QUESTION. 406 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,720 - WHY'D YOU DROP A TOILET ON HIS HEAD? 407 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,556 - NOT SURE. SOMETIMES THINGS GO WRONG. 408 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,433 [MOANING] 409 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,726 UH, TELL YOU WHAT. 410 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,478 LET'S GIVE EACH TEAM 100 POINTS 411 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,730 AND PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED. 412 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:05,038 STAGE MANAGER: WE'RE BACK. EVERYONE ON SET, PLEASE. 413 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,176 - ICK. 414 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:26,142 - I, UM-- I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A GAME SHOW. 415 00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:29,228 I'M SO SORRY, YOU GUYS. 416 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:32,857 - NO. WE'RE SORRY THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DOINKED YET. 417 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,233 - HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? 418 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,651 - [UNHAPPY CHATTER] 419 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:40,531 STAGE MANAGER: BACK IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO-- 420 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,743 - AND WE'RE BACK WITH A TIE SCORE. 421 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:49,456 BLUE TEAM, ONE RIGHT ANSWER AND YOU GUYS WIN THE $10,000. 422 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:54,170 THE TOPIC IS U.S. STATES. 423 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,006 - OH. 424 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,925 - I'M GONNA PICK CAT. 425 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,052 - CAT? - I'M READY. 426 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:05,806 I LEARNED ALL BOUT THE STATES FROM MY NEW APP, TEST EZ. 427 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:10,019 - YOUR QUESTION-- WHICH STATE IS A SERIES OF TROPICAL ISLANDS 428 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,354 AND IS KNOWN AS THE ALOHA STATE? 429 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,943 - OH, GEEZ. 430 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,032 WAIT! 431 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,910 IS IT... 432 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,121 "HA-WY-I-I?" 433 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,874 - UH, JUDGES? 434 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,837 AND THE BLUE TEAM WINS! 435 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,674 ALL RIGHT, TORI. 436 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,761 COME WITH ME TO COLLECT THE $10,000. 437 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,221 NOW, STAND RIGHT THERE. 438 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:46,264 - OKAY. 439 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,433 - AND HERE COMES YOUR MONEY. 440 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:54,063 - OH, LOOK! LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY WE GET! 441 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:56,315 - ALL RIGHT, TORI. 442 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,775 TO GET THE $10,000, 443 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,402 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GRAB IT AND TAKE IT HOME. 444 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,321 - I-- I CAN DO THAT. 445 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:06,867 OH, UM, WHAT ARE WE-- ON THE FLOOR? 446 00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:09,870 - AND WHEN YOU HEAR ME YELL "GRAB THAT CASH," 447 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,538 YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GET IT. 448 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:14,875 - OW! WHAT-- WHO IS THIS? 449 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,295 - GRAB THAT CASH! 450 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:21,090 CROWD: TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, 451 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:24,051 SIX, FIVE, FOUR, 452 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:27,138 - ONLY FOUR MORE SECONDS. - THREE, TWO, ONE. 453 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,722 [BUZZER] 454 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,808 - AW! 455 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,227 - AW! 456 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:37,231 - AND NO MONEY FOR ANYONE. 457 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:42,736 TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR BRAIN SQUEEZERS! 458 00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:54,623 - GET COMFORTABLE. 459 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:56,374 WE'RE GONNA BE HERE FOR A WHILE. 460 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,632 - ♪ ... GET SOME MORE ♪ 461 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,343 ♪ GET ON THE FLOOR ♪ 462 00:23:05,383 --> 00:23:07,094 ♪ DON'T STOP NOW ♪ 463 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:11,974 ♪ IT'S OUR CHANCE TO SHUT UP AND DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ♪ 464 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,685 ♪ SHUT UP AND DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ♪ 465 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,145 ♪ YEAH! ♪ 466 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:19,523 ♪ PUT UP YOUR HANDS, HANDS, HANDS, YEAH ♪ 467 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:22,484 ♪ SHUT UP AND DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, YEAH ♪ 468 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:25,403 ♪ SHUT UP AND DANCE ♪♪ 469 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,574 - MMM. 470 00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:31,451 TORI: YES, YES, YES! 471 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:34,621 ♪♪