♪♪
[PLAYING MUSIC]
- DID YOU FIND IT? - I'M LOOKING.
- JUST SEARCH GARGANTOSAURUS.
- I KNOW WHAT TO SEARCH.
- YOU SURE WE ALL WANT TO SPEND OUR SATURDAY NIGHT AT A MUSEUM?
- IT'S A NEW DISCOVERY, THE THIRD BIGGEST
DINOSAUR BONE EVER FOUND IN CALIFORNIA.
- I HEAR IT'S A FEMUR.
THAT'S A LEG BONE.
- OKAY, HERE WE GO. I GOT IT.
THE GARGANTOSAURUS FEMUR BONE WILL BE ON DISPLAY
TOMORROW NIGHT FROM 7:00 TO 11:00 PM
AT THE MUSEUM OF LARGE BONES.
- YES. THIS IS GOING TO GREAT.
GREAT. - OH, MY GOSH.
- WHAT ABOUT YOUR GOSH?
- TO CELEBRATE THE LAUNCH OF A NEW PEAR PAD 3,
THE PEAR STORE AT THE GROVE IS GIVING AWAY
THREE NEW PEAR PADS.
- HOW DO YOU WIN ONE?
- BY MAKING A VIDEO SHOWING HOW MUCH YOU WANT ONE.
- THE BEST VIDEO MAKERS EACH GET A PEAR PAD 3.
I GOTTA WORK ON THIS ALL WEEKEND.
- NO. WHAT ABOUT THE DINOSAUR BONE?
IT'S A FEMUR.
- I GOTTA WORK ON MY VIDEO.
ANDRE, YOU WANT TO DO IT WITH ME?
- NOPE. I GOT A PEAR PAD.
- YEAH, A 2.
- WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THE 3?
- IT HAS A SLIGHTLY BETTER SCREEN.
- I DON'T CARE. I'M COOL WITH MY PEAR PAD 2.
- MAN, I LOVE THIS SLINGSHOT.
SEE ANYTHING FOR ME TO HIT?
- YEAH. SEE THAT KID AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS,
HOLDING THE GREEN PEAR PAD?
- YEP.
- ANYWAY-- [CRASH]
AH! WHAT THE-- AH!
IT'S THOSE SLINGSHOT KIDS AGAIN.
- OH, GO, DUDE. COME ON.
- I HATE THOSE SLINGSHOT KIDS.
- THEY'RE A MENACE.
- WELL, NOW YOU DO NEED A NEW PEAR PAD.
- WHAT KIND OF VIDEO SHOULD WE MAKE?
- I'M NOT SURE YET, BUT CHECK THE WEATHER.
A BRAINSTORM'S COMING.
- UH, MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
- NO, NO, NO. IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME.
COME ON.
- WAIT. SO NEITHER OF YOU
ARE COMING WITH US TOMORROW NIGHT
TO THE MUSEUM OF LARGE BONES?
- NOPE. - ENJOY THE BONE.
- SO TOMORROW NIGHT, I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.
- YEAH.
- I CAN'T GO.
I'M UH-- BUSY.
- BUSY? WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THE MUSEUM.
- DUDE. I CAN'T GO WITH JUST YOU.
- WHY NOT?
- BECAUSE IF IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US,
THEN IT'S LIKE... A DATE.
- ALL RIGHT. I GET IT.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON A DATE.
SO, WE'LL DO THE OPPOSITE OF A DATE.
- OPPOSITE? - WE WON'T DRESS NICE.
WE'LL EAT TERRIBLE FOOD AND WE'LL DO SOMETHING UNFUN.
THEN IT'S NOT A DATE.
IT'S JUST US HANGING OUT.
- YEAH, THAT'S NOT A DATE.
IT'S LIKE AN OPPOSITE DATE.
- SEE YOU AT 7:00.
- I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
- THERE YOU GO--
[CRASH, GLASS BREAKING] - OH!
OH, THOSE SLINGSHOT KIDS.
- ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ FEELING LOST, BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO, IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE, YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY, JUST REMEMBER ME WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪
- HI.
- OH, HEY, CAT.
- HI.
WAIT, I ALREADY SAID THAT.
- IT'S OKAY. - SO, YOU GUYS ARE ALL
GOING TO GO SEE THE BIG BONE TOMORROW NIGHT?
- NO, ANDRE AND ROBBIE DECIDED
THEY WANT TO MAKE A VIDEO TO TRY AND WIN THE NEW PEAR PAD 3.
- OH, I HEAR IT HAS A NEW SCREEN, SLIGHTLY BETTER, YEAH.
- IT'S VERY EXCITING.
- SO YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS TOMORROW NIGHT?
- NO, I DO. UM, BECK I ARE GOING TO--
- OOH.
- STOP. IT'S NOT A DATE.
- OH. RIGHT.
- STOP DOING THAT WITH YOUR EYE.
WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT, YOU KNOW. FRIENDS.
- OH, SO I CAN TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH BECK?
- WE'RE NOT GOING OUT.
- SO YOU'RE STAYING IN WITH HIM?
- NO! - I SEE YOU, GIRL.
- JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE.
- OKAY. I'LL KEEP YOUR DIRTY SECRET.
- NO, IT'S NOT A DIRTY SE-- [SCHOOL BELL]
- BYE.
- OH, YEAH. OH, JUST LIKE THAT.
- OH, THIS IS GREAT.
OH, YES. MORE OF THAT. MORE OF THAT.
REALLY FEEL IT. OKAY, COME ON, SMILE NOW.
SMILE. LOOK FRUITFUL. AH, HAH.
- WHOA. YOU TWO ARE QUITE THE PAIR.
- THESE ARE THE COSTUMES FOR OUR VIDEO.
- TO WIN THE NEW PEAR PADS.
- SO WHAT'S THE VIDEO GOING TO BE?
- WE'RE GOING TO GO OUTSIDE,
GET ON THE ROOF, AND SING A SONG.
- ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVE PEAR PADS.
- COOL. AND YOU'RE SHOOTING IT NOW?
- NO. - TOMORROW.
- WE JUST GETTING THE FRUITY FEEL OF THESE COSTUMES.
- HEY, THAT A NEW TOP?
- OH. YEAH.
- YIKES.
- HI, JADE. - HEY.
- DO YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING FUN WITH ME TOMORROW NIGHT?
- SURE. WHAT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I FIGURED YOU'D PICK BECAUSE YOU'RE BOSSY.
- DON'T SAY I'M BOSSY.
- OKAY.
BUT YOU ARE. LITTLE BIT.
- WHATEVER. YEAH, LET'S HANG OUT TOMORROW NIGHT.
- OKAY, BUT WE CAN'T INVITE TORI
TO COME WITH US 'CAUSE SHE'S...
[GASPS]
- WHAT'S TORI DOING TOMORROW NIGHT?
- NOTHING. I DON'T KNOW.
SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL YOU.
- FIVE. - OH, GOD.
- FOUR. - DON'T COUNT.
- THREE. - OH, I LOVE THREE.
- TWO. - HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT
THE NEW PEAR PADS WITH THE SLIGHTLY BETTER SCREEN?
- ONE. - OKAY, OKAY.
TORI AND BECK ARE GOING OUT TOGETHER.
- WHAT? - BUT IT'S NOT A DATE.
THEY'RE JUST HANGING OUT AS FRIENDS.
- OKAY.
WELL, I KNOW YOU AND I ARE DOING TOMORROW NIGHT.
- GOING TO SEE THE BIG BONE?
- NO.
WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT WHERE TORI AND BECK ARE GOING
AND SEE WHETHER OR NOT THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS.
- I THOUGHT YOU SAID I COULD PICK WHAT WE DO.
- NOW I'M PICKING. - BOSSY.
- WHAT? - NOTHING.
♪♪
- OK, YOU GUYS READY TO SHOOT ONE?
- ONE SEC. YOU KNOW ALL THE LYRICS
TO THE SONG I WROTE? - YEAH.
BUT YOU KNOW THAT THE WORDS "PEAR PAD"
DON'T RHYME WITH HAIR BAG. - CLOSE ENOUGH.
- IT'S REALLY NOT. [PHONE ALERT]
- OH, MY GOD.
- WHAT HAPPENED? - WHAT?
- I JUST GOT A TEXT.
THEY FOUND MY MOM IN MEXICO.
- WHAT'S SHE DOING IN MEXICO?
- WE'RE NOT SURE.
SHE'S BEEN INTO SOME PRETTY FUNKY STUFF LATELY.
- WAIT, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
- YOU GOTTA SHOOT OUR VIDEO.
- NEXT WEEK. MOTHER, YOUR MIJO IS COMING!
- NO.
THE CONTEST WILL BE OVER BY NEXT WEEK.
ANDRE, HELP. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
- WE FELL.
- YES, WE DID.
[BOTH STRUGGLING]
- WELL, THIS IS A PREDICAMENT.
- COME ON. WE CAN GET UP.
ON THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
♪♪
- SEE? LOOK AT US.
WE LOOK AWFUL. NOT A DATE.
- NO. OH, I WOULD NEVER DRESS LIKE THIS FOR A DATE.
OH, AND, I DIDN'T SHOWER.
- ME NEITHER. IN FACT, I RUBBED DIRT ON MYSELF.
- YOU TOOK AN OPPOSITE SHOWER.
- FOR OUR OPPOSITE DATE. SEE?
IF THIS WAS A REGULAR DATE, WE WOULD BE GOING
TO SOME NICE RESTAURANT.
- BUT NOT US. - NO.
WE ARE GOING TO EAT BAD SEAFOOD.
FROM A TRUCK.
- ACTUALLY, THAT TRUCK DOESN'T LOOK SO BAD.
- WAIT FOR IT.
[SNIFFING] - OH.
OH, THAT'S FREAKY.
- WAIT TILL YOU TASTE IT.
- [ANDRE] HELP! - [ROBBIE] HELP!
- HELP US! - ANYONE, PLEASE!
- HELP! - HELP!
- HELLO! PLEASE! - HELP!
- I'M... I'M SO HUNGRY.
- I HAVE TO TINKLE.
- HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN HERE LIKE THIS?
- ABOUT NINE HOURS.
- MAN, CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID THIS TO OURSELVES.
JUST TO GET A STUPID PEAR PAD 3.
- WELL, IT DOES HAVE A SLIGHTLY BETTER SCREEN.
- ROBBIE. - YEAH?
- YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO GRAB YOUR HEAD
AND PULL IT RIGHT OFF YOUR BODY.
- SLIGHTLY BETTER SCREEN - YOU THINK I'M PLAYING?
- SLIGHTLY BETTER SCREEN!
SLIGHTLY BETTER SCREEN! SLIGHTLY BETTER SCREEN.
- WELL?
- THANK YOU FOR THE ICE CREAM CONE.
- I BOUGHT YOU THE ICE CREAM
SO YOU'D TELL ME WHERE TORI AND BECK ARE.
- I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
[TIRES SCREECHING] [HORNS HONKING]
- I FEEL LIKE YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE.
- I WILL BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE IF YOU CALL TORI
AND FIND OUT WHERE SHE AND BECK ARE.
- IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SO BAD, WHY DON'T YOU CALL TORI?
- BECAUSE SHE WON'T TELL ME IF I ASK...
OKAY.
- WE STOPPED.
AM I IN TROUBLE?
- GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.
- OKAY.
- GOOD. NOW LEAN TOWARDS ME AND PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER.
- SURE.
[MOANING, STRUGGLING]
- SHH, SHH. DON'T FIGHT IT.
[PHONE RINGING] - OH, IT'S CAT.
- HELLO?
[IMITATING CAT] - HI.
[MUFFLED SHOUT] - HEY, CAT. WHAT'S UP?
- ARE YOU AND BECK HAVING FUN?
[MOANING]
- YEAH. BUT, YOU KNOW, NOT TOO MUCH FUN.
[IMITATING CAT'S LAUGH]
- SO WHERE ARE YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW?
- UH, WE'RE AT SOME FOOD TRUCK NEAR MELROSE AND LA BREA.
- MELROSE AND LA BREA. OKAY.
- HEY, SO WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TONIGHT?
- BYE.
- MELROSE AND LA BREA, HERE WE COME.
- YOU DIDN'T SOUND ANYTHING LIKE ME.
- TORI BELIEVED IT WAS YOU.
- YOU DIDN'T GET MY LAUGH RIGHT.
- YEAH, I DID. YOU GO... [HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHING]
- I DON'T LAUGH LIKE THAT.
- PUPPIES WEARING SUNGLASSES.
[LAUGHING]
- DANG IT.
♪♪
- MMM, HOW GROSS IS THIS FOOD?
- SO GROSS.
WHAT ARE THESE, FRIED CLAMS?
- MAYBE.
ARE CLAMS SUPPOSED TO HAVE HAIR?
- OH, EW.
- SEE? THIS DOESN'T FEEL ANYTHING LIKE A DATE, RIGHT?
- TOTAL OPPOSITE OF A DATE.
TO SEAFOOD FROM A TRUCK.
- SEAFOOD FROM A TRUCK.
[RETCHING AND COUGHING]
- DON'T... DON'T EAT THE CLAMS.
[RETCHING]
[GARGLING]
[SPITTING]
[JADE] - GOD, I HATE BEING STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE AND WE'RE GOING TO MISS BECK AND TORI.
[HONKING]
- HONK.
I HONKED, JUST LIKE YOUR CAR.
OH, LET'S THINK ABOUT ALL THE DIFFERENT KINDS
OF HONKS THERE ARE.
I LIKE THE ONE THAT'S LIKE, "ME, ME."
YOU KNOW, LIKE THE BIRD DOES IT IN THE CARTOON?
- THE ROAD RUNNER?
- NO, I DON'T LIKE HIM.
HE'S SO MEAN TO THAT DOG.
- THAT DOG IS A COYOTE.
OH, MY GOD, WAS THAT RACIST?
[HONKING]
- I REALIZE WE'LL PROBABLY DIE UP HERE, HUNGRY, THIRSTY,
ALONE ON OUR BACKS, DRESSED LIKE FRUITS.
BUT, AT LEAST I'M GOING TO DIE WITH MY GOOD FRIEND, YOU.
- WE'RE NOT GOING TO DIE LIKE THIS, ROB.
- WE'RE NOT? - NOPE.
- WE'RE GOING TO LIVE. WE HAVE TO LIVE.
- WHY? - SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE.
AND I CAN HURT YOU WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS.
AND MAYBE A BASEBALL BAT.
YEAH.
A BAT.
I'D LIKE THAT.
- DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HOW DOGS HANG THEIR HEAD
OUT THE WINDOW AND LICK THE WIND?
WATCH.
[PANTING]
ROOF!
- PULL YOUR HEAD BACK IN THE CAR
BEFORE I ROLL UP THE WINDOW AND CUT IT OFF.
- MY HEAD'S BACK IN THE CAR.
- NOW, CALL TORI AND FIND OUT WHERE BECK'S TAKING HER.
- BOSSY. - WHAT?
I'M CALLING TORI.
[PHONE RINGING]
- HEY, CAT. - HI.
- WHAT'S UP?
- UM, WHERE ARE YOU AND BECK GOING?
- OH, UH, HIS AUNT CALLED HIM AND-- HEY,
HOW COME YOU KEEP CALLING AND ASKING WHERE WE ARE?
- UM...
- YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYONE THAT BECK AND I
ARE OUT TOGETHER, DID YOU? - WHAT?
N-- THAT'S SO CRAZY.
SHE'S SUSPICIOUS.
[IMITATING CAT] - HI, TORI.
UM, MY BROTHER LOCKED ME IN THE CLOSET, SO I'M REALLY BORED
AND I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING.
[HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER]
- THAT'S SO DISRESPECTFUL.
- OH, WELL, UH, BECK'S AUNT CALLED HIM
AND ASKED HIM TO TAKE HER DOG TO SOME ANIMAL HOSPITAL.
AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO PICK HIM UP.
- WELL, FINE. WHERE'S THIS ANIMAL HOSPITAL?
- UH, SHERMAN OAKS?
- WOW, SHERMAN OAKS. THAT'S SO COOL.
AH, HERE COMES MY BROTHER. BYE.
GO ONLINE AND LOOK UP ANIMAL HOSPITALS
IN SHERMAN OAKS RIGHT NOW.
- WELL, THERE'S ONE ON WOODMAN,
BUT IT CLOSES AT 6:00 ON THE WEEKEND.
SO THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO PETMERGENCY,
WHICH ON MOON PARK, JUST WEST OF CLEARWATER.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ANIMAL HOSPITALS?
- MY BROTHER HAS A TURTLE WITH SPECIAL PROBLEMS.
- SO DON'T WORRY.
HE SHOULD BE GOOD AS NEW BY NEXT WEEK.
- THANKS. - JUST HAVE A SEAT,
AND AS SOON AS HIS OINTMENT'S READY, I'LL BRING IT OUT.
- OKAY.
- WELL, I'D SAY THIS IS THE PERFECT WAY
TO END OUR OPPOSITE DATE.
- YEP. WAITING FOR DOG OINTMENT.
- HEY, ACTUALLY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
AN EVEN MORE PERFECT ENDING.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- APPLYING DOG OINTMENT TO THE AFFECTED AREA.
- OOH.
- WELL, I THINK THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT LITTLE EXPERIMENT.
- EXPERIMENT? - WE PROVED THAT
YOU AND I CAN HANG OUT, YOU KNOW,
JUST THE TWO OF US AND NOT HAVE IT
TURN INTO A DATEY THING.
- NO DOUBT.
IN FACT, WHEN I TAKE YOU HOME LATER,
I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE ARM.
- OW. TOO HARD.
- YOU BABY. - YOU'RE A BABY.
- NO, I'M NOT. - A BABY WITH LOTS OF HAIR.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
- HEY.
THAT A DOG?
- UH, YEAH.
- ARE YOU TWO BROTHER AND SISTER?
- US? - NO.
NO, WE'RE NOT BROTHER AND SISTER.
WHY DO YOU ASK?
- BECAUSE I HEARD YOU SAY YOU WEREN'T ON A DATE
AND YOU'RE BOTH SO ATTRACTIVE.
AND YOU'VE GOT A SIMILAR BONE STRUCTURE,
SO I FIGURED IF YOU'RE NOT ON A DATE,
YOU MUST BE BROTHER AND SISTER.
- NO. - WE'RE JUST BUDS.
- SEE, HE USED TO DATE THIS GIRL, JADE.
- MY EX-GIRLFRIEND. - AND SHE'S SORT OF MY FRIEND
SO, YOU KNOW, IT WOULD BE WEIRD IF HE AND I DATED.
- WHY WOULD THAT BE WEIRD?
- BECAUSE WE ALL HANG OUT TOGETHER.
- SO?
- UM, IF I COULD CHIME IN, I THINK WHAT SHE'S SAYING IS,
MAYBE HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND, UM...
- JADE? - JADE.
MAYBE SHE STILL LIKES THIS BOY WITH THE HAIR.
- UH, SHE KIND OF WALKED OUT ON ME.
- THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE AIN'T STILL GOT FEELINGS FOR YOU.
- I BET SHE DOES.
- I THINK WE'RE IGNORING THE OBVIOUS QUESTION.
DO YOU TWO HAVE FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER?
- IS OUR DOG OINTMENT READY?
- SO WHY DID YOU LET JADE GO?
- YEAH, WHY DID YOU LET HER GO?
- I DIDN'T LET HER GO. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS HERE.
- HE'S AFRAID TO FACE HIS FEELINGS.
[ALL MURMURING]
- NO, OKAY?
LOOK, I ALWAYS LOVE JADE AS A FRIEND.
BUT AS A GIRLFRIEND, SHE WAS-- SHE'D ALWAYS FREAK
OUT OVER EVERY LITTLE THING.
- SOMETIMES GIRLS DO THAT, BECAUSE WE GET SCARED INSIDE.
- AND WE NEED A MAN TO MAKE US FEEL SAFE.
- WHOA. WHOA, NOW.
TRUST ME. JADE ISN'T SCARED OF ANYTHING.
- YOU PROBABLY JUST WANT BECK FOR YOURSELF.
- I DO NOT WANT BECK FOR MYSELF.
LOOK, BECK AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS.
ALL RIGHT?
- SO THEN YOU TOLD JADE YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH HIM TONIGHT?
- WELL, NO.
- UH, HUH.
- INTERESTING.
- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU, YOU LISTEN TO ME.
- AND THERE THEY ARE.
- OH, MAN. - JADE--
- THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REAL.
- WOW, TORI AND BECK ARE HERE.
WHO'D HAVE THUNK THAT THEY'D BE-- I MEAN,
WHAT A COINCIDENC-- OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
- WAIT. SO THAT'S JADE?
- LOOK, JADE I CAN EXPLAIN WHY BECK AND I--
- COME ON, HOW YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN
THAT YOU'RE OUT ON A DATE WITH HER EX-BOYFRIEND?
- IT'S NOT A DATE. - THEY BROKE UP.
- TORI HAS EVERY RIGHT TO GO OUT WITH BECK.
- NOT REALLY GOING OUT.
- HEY, BECK, WHICH ONE OF THEM DO YOU THINK IS PRETTIER?
[BECK SCOFFING]
- WHY DON'T YOU GO CHECK YOUR MOM'S PULSE?
- YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE MAD AT US, BECAUSE BECK AND I ARE--
- I'M NOT.
- YOU'RE NOT-- WHAT?
- I'M NOT MAD.
- CAREFUL, IT'S A TRICK.
- IT'S NOT A TRICK.
I THOUGHT I WAS MAD, BUT NOW THAT I'M HERE,
WHAT DO I HAVE TO BE MAD ABOUT?
WE BROKE UP. WE'RE ALL FRIENDS, KIND OF.
I MEAN, ANY OF US SHOULD BE ABLE TO HANG OUT
WITH WHOEVER WE WANT.
- STILL THINKING IT'S A TRICK.
- IT'S NOT.
- YOU'RE REALLY OKAY? - YEAH.
- THAT'S... PRETTY COOL.
[DOOR OPENING]
- AND HERE'S YOUR OINTMENT FOR BUSTER.
- OH, THANKS. - THANKS.
- EVERY FOUR HOURS JUST RUB I--
- WE GET IT. - EW.
- OH, HI, CAT. - HI, MAUREEN.
- HOW'S YOUR BROTHER'S TURTLE? - OH, NOT SO GREAT.
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS TURTLE?
- HE KEEPS ACCIDENTALLY FLIPPING OVER AND CAN'T GET UP.
- OH, THAT'S AWFUL. - POOR THING.
- YEAH, POOR LITTLE GUY JUST LAYS ON HIS BACK FOR HOURS.
- SO SAD.
- THIS IS SO SAD.
- WE'RE STUCK HERE, ON OUR BACKS LIKE TURTLES.
- THIS IS SO TERRIBLE.
- AND ALL FOR NOTHING.
- JUST A DUMB PEAR PAD 3.
- HAS A SLIGHTLY BETTER SCREEN.
- SHUT UP.
SHUT UP!
[CRYING] OH, SHUT UP!
DON'T KEEP TALKING ABOUT THAT SCREEN!
♪♪
- ♪ OH, I WENT DOWN THERE WITH MY HAT CAVED IN ♪
♪ DO, DAH, DO, DAH ♪
♪ I CAME BACK HOME WITH A POCKETFUL OF TIN ♪
♪ OH, DE, DO, DAH, DAY ♪
♪ HEY ♪♪
[ANDRE] - ENJOY THE BONE.
♪♪