1 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:08,717 - NAH, YOU GUYS. THAT'S COOL, THAT'S COOL! 2 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:11,637 - MMM. MAN, ROBBIE IS LOVIN' ALL THAT ATTENTION. 3 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:12,930 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 4 00:00:12,972 --> 00:00:15,140 - I BET HE DOES HIS SIGNATURE FLIRT MOVE. 5 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,224 - FLIRT MOVE? 6 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:19,060 - YEAH YOU KNOW, THE GIGGLE CHIN. 7 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,395 IT'S WHERE HE GIGGLES 8 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,105 AND THEN HE PUTS HIS FIST UP TO HIS CHIN. 9 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:24,358 - I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN ROBBIE DO ANYTH-- 10 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:26,234 [LAUGHTER] 11 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,903 - WELL. - ALL RIGHT. 12 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:30,030 - YES. - WELL PLAYED. 13 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:32,407 - GIGGLE CHIN. 14 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,702 OOH, SUNFLOWER SEEDS. 15 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:37,204 - I GUESS I'M SHARIN' TODAY. 16 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:43,251 - HEY, WHY ARE ALL THOSE KIDS PAYING ATTENTION TO ROBBIE? 17 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,754 - THEY LOVE THE VIDEO HE POSTED ON THE SLAP. 18 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,006 - WHAT VIDEO DID HE POST ON THE-- 19 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:48,465 - HI! 20 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:53,428 DON'T WORRY. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. 21 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,097 I'M DOING THIS ON PURPOSE. 22 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,981 [LAUGHS] TA-DO! 23 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:06,191 - IT'S TA-DA. 24 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,276 - TA-DA! 25 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,653 - WHY ARE YOU TAP DANCING? 26 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,071 - 'CAUSE I'M AUDITIONING FOR A NEW MUSICAL 27 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:12,280 AND I HAVE TO TAP DANCE. 28 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,782 - AH. - HEY! 29 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:17,160 PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO ROBBIE. THAT'S SO WEIRD. 30 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,830 - YEAH, THEY'RE ALL EXCITED ABOUT HIS VIDEO ON THE SLAP. 31 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,041 - WHAT IS THIS VIDEO? 32 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,209 - SHOW HER. - ALL RIGHT. 33 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,085 - AND I CAN ALSO DO IT WITH THIS FIST. 34 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,005 [LAUGHTER] 35 00:01:28,047 --> 00:01:30,340 - UH, WHAT DID HE CALL THE VIDEO AGAIN? 36 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,175 - "THE HAMBONE KING." 37 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,053 - HAMBONE? 38 00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:36,513 DID YOU SAY "THE HAMBONE KING?" 39 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:38,015 - YEAH, WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE THIS. 40 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,433 - WHAT'S HAMBONE MEAN? 41 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,393 - WHO CARES? 42 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:43,979 - LOOK. 43 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:44,897 [TAPPING, MUSIC PLAYING] 44 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:47,024 - UM. [CLEARS THROAT] 45 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,866 - [GASPS] THAT'S SO FUN! 46 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,993 - YEAH, IT MUST TAKE A LOT OF PRACTICE. 47 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,160 - WELL, WHAT ELSE IS ROBBIE GONNA DO? 48 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,914 [BELL RINGS] 49 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:05,333 - I, UH, I GOTTA GET TO SIKOWITZ'S CLASS. 50 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,710 - WE DON'T HAVE SIKOWITZ TODAY. 51 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,837 - IT'S A DIFFERENT SIKOWITZ! 52 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,215 - WHAT'S HER DEAL? - NOT SURE. 53 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,927 YOU KNOW MY PROBLEM WITH THESE SUNFLOWER SEEDS? 54 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:17,096 - SO FIRST YOU'RE GONNA STEAL MY SEEDS 55 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,889 AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA CRITICIZE? 56 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,140 - YES. 57 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:21,850 IT'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO OPEN 'EM. 58 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,227 - I'LL OPEN 'EM. 59 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,989 - UM, CAT? - WHAT? 60 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:38,199 - BABY, NOBODY WANTS TO EAT SUNFLOWER SEEDS 61 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:41,036 THAT HAVE BEEN TAP DANCED ON THE FLOOR. 62 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:44,832 - OOH. PRE-CRACKED SUNFLOWER SEEDS. 63 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,792 DON'T MIND IF I DO. 64 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,420 - THIS MAN IS NUTS. - [LAUGHS] 65 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:59,805 - ♪ HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN ♪ 66 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:03,350 ♪ FEELING LOST, BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ 67 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:08,105 ♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪ 68 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:11,025 ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ 69 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,110 ♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪ 70 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:16,071 ♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ 71 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:19,825 ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪ 72 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:22,911 ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪ 73 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:27,290 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ 74 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:31,003 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FADE YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 75 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:34,213 ♪ NOT A FANTASY JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 76 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:36,800 ♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 77 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:40,679 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 78 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:45,017 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 79 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:48,353 ♪ IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 80 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:54,609 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪ 81 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:00,741 ♪♪ 82 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:10,542 - OKAY, SO TELL ME. HOW DO GIRLS PUT ON SKIRTS? 83 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,461 DO YOU DO IT ONE LEG AT A TIME LIKE PANTS 84 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,172 OR DO YOU JUST JUMP RIGHT IN? 85 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:18,425 - ONE LEG AT A TIME! - I JUMP RIGHT IN. 86 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:23,013 - EXCUSE ME, ROBBIE SHAPIRO? - YES? 87 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,848 - THIS IS FOR YOU. IT'S A SPECIAL 88 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:28,393 TEMPURA ICE CREAM DESSERT JUST FOR ROBBIE. 89 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,812 IT'S FREE. 90 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,898 - OOH! CAN I HAVE ONE? 91 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,358 - NO. 92 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,861 - SO GOOD, BUT WHY THE FREE DESSERT? 93 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:40,447 - BECAUSE YOU ARE THE HAMBONE KING! 94 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,409 - OH, YOU, UH, YOU SAW MY VIDEO? 95 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,327 - YES, ON THESLAP.COM. 96 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,996 YOU HAMBONE LIKE A CHAMPION! 97 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,331 - OH. 98 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,126 - [GRUNTING] 99 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:55,837 - KWAKOO, DON'T BE SHY. COME OVER HERE. 100 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,512 KWAKOO, JUST ASK HIM. 101 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,557 - MR. HAMBONE KING? - OH. 102 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,350 - MAY I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 103 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,311 - [LAUGHS] THAT'S SO CUTE! 104 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:12,854 - SURE YOU CAN, KWAKOO. 105 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,982 - [LAUGHS] 106 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,526 - HERE YOU GO. 107 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:22,906 - BYE BYE, HAMBONE KING. 108 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,078 - [SIGHS] 109 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:31,039 I'M GONNA GO TO THE RESTROOM. 110 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,458 - HUH. WONDER WHY IT'S CALLED A RESTROOM. 111 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,878 - YEAH, IT'S NOT LIKE PEOPLE TAKE NAPS ON TOILETS. 112 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,006 - MY GRANDMA DOES. 113 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:43,135 - SO DOES MY BROTHER. UP TOP! [LAUGHS] 114 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,803 - OH HEY, WHAT'S UP, BOY AND GIRL? 115 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:48,347 - OH! HEY! - HE NOTICED OUR GENDERS! 116 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,601 - WANNA COME SIT WITH US? - NO. 117 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,233 - HEY! ROBBIE SHAPIRO? 118 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,860 - YEAH? 119 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,115 TH--TH-- THAT'S MY DESSERT, WHAT ARE YOU-- 120 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:11,121 - YOU ORDER THAT? 121 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:15,167 - NOW YOUR DESSERT'S ON THE WALL. 122 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,418 - WHAT WAS THAT FOR? - 'CAUSE YOU'RE A LIAR. 123 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,795 - YOU'VE BEEN GOIN' AROUND CALLIN' YOURSELF 124 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:21,298 THE HAMBONE KING. HE'S THE HAMBONE KING. 125 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,590 - ME. - HIM. 126 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,260 - NOT YOU. - HIM. 127 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,221 - LOOKS LIKE ROBBIE'S GOT SOME TROUBLE. 128 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,224 - YEAH. DO YOU WANNA SPLIT SOME SOUP? 129 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:34,435 - HAVEN'T YOU GUYS SEEN ROBBIE'S HAMBONE VIDEO? 130 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,814 - YEAH. WE'VE SEEN IT. - MADE ME SICK. 131 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,024 - JAROLD COULD HAMBONE BETTER THAN YOU 132 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,650 WHEN HE WAS NINE YEARS OLD. 133 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,027 - WAIT. WHO'S JAROLD? 134 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,320 - I AM. - HE IS. 135 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:44,905 - ALL DAY. 136 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,074 - MY BROTHER DRINKS MILK ALL DAY. 137 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:51,745 AND HE'S ALLERGIC TO DAIRY, SO NOT GOOD. 138 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,291 - LISTEN, FELLAS. I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE. 139 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,792 - WELL, YOU GOT IT. 140 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,753 - OUTSIDE. YOU AND ME. 141 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:03,131 - I'M NOT GONNA GO OUT INTO THE NIGHT WITH THE TWO OF YOU. 142 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,300 - I GUESS YOU NEED TO BE CONVINCED. 143 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:10,097 - GIVE HIS GIRL A TORNADO. 144 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,182 - WHAT'S A TORNADO? 145 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:18,146 EW! THAT WAS SO WEIRD! 146 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,523 - OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, SHE'S NOT MY GIRL. 147 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:21,858 UNLESS YOU WANNA BE? 148 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,278 - I'M GOOD. 149 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,653 - YOU BETTER COME OUTSIDE. 150 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,822 - OR ELSE HE'S GONNA GIVE HER ANOTHER ONE. 151 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,745 - LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE. 152 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,542 - ANDRE! JADE! 153 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,211 ROBBIE WENT OUTSIDE ALONE WITH THOSE TWO BOYS. 154 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:43,630 - DON'T WORRY. WE GOT HIS BACK. COME ON. 155 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,634 - DUDE! 156 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,972 - FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 157 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,891 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! HOLD UP! 158 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,311 IF YOU BOYS WANNA FIGHT ROBBIE, YOU GOTTA FIGHT ME TOO! 159 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:00,439 - UM, WOULD IT BE OKAY IF THEY FOUGHT JUST YOU? 'CAUSE-- 160 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:01,398 - HEY, IDIOTS. 161 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,358 - YES? - 'SUP? 162 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,945 - MY BOY HERE DON'T WANNA FIGHT SHAPIRO. 163 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,822 [CROWD MURMURS] - THEN, AH, HOW COME 164 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:11,908 WE'RE NOT ALL BACK IN THERE EATIN' SUSHI? 165 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:15,454 - 'CAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE OURSELVES A HAMBONE OFF! 166 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,248 [CROWD CHEERS] 167 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:21,251 - MY THIRD GRADE TEACHER'S NAME WAS MR. BONEOFF. 168 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,879 HE DIED. 169 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,048 - COME ON. LET'S HAMBONE! 170 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,717 [CROWD CHEERS] 171 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,429 - JADE? BRING ME THAT CRATE. 172 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:35,807 - CAT? BRING HIM THAT CRATE. - 'K, 'K. 173 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,518 - WHERE'S TORI? 174 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:41,062 - MAYBE SHE'S IN THE RESTROOM NAPPING. 175 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,191 - ALL RIGHT. 176 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,985 STANDARD INTERNATIONAL HAMBONE RULES APPLY. 177 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,530 CALL IT. - QUARTER. 178 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,241 - YEAH. WE KNOW IT'S A QUARTER. 179 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,369 - HEADS OR TAILS. - WHO CAN TELL? 180 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,537 IT WAS FLIPPIN' THROUGH THE AIR SO FAST! 181 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,581 - HE CALLS HEADS. - YAY HEADS! 182 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:06,004 - IT'S TAILS. JAROLD GOES FIRST. 183 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,547 - COME ON JAROLD. YOU CAN TAKE HIM. 184 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:08,589 - COME ON, YOU GOT IT. 185 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,426 YEAH! YEAH! COME ON! 186 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,513 - READY? HAMBONE! 187 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:25,773 [CROWD CHEERS] 188 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,901 - GO ROBBIE! 189 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,994 [CROWD CHEERS] 190 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:45,419 - AH! 191 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,379 [CROWD GROANS] 192 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,965 - OH YEAH! - YEAH BABY! 193 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,176 - JAROLD WINS! THE REAL HAMBONE KING! 194 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,303 - YEAH! [CROWD CHEERS] 195 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:58,181 - [GROANING] 196 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,141 - BOOM! 197 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,063 - COME ON, ROB. LET'S GO BACK INSIDE. 198 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,773 - NO! 199 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,442 - ROBBIE, COME ON! 200 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:12,779 - YEAH, WE'LL GET YOU SOME ICE FOR YOUR, UH... INJURIES. 201 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:15,949 - NO, JUST-- JUST LEAVE ME HERE ON THE DIRTY GROUND 202 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,909 WHERE I BELONG. 203 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,453 - OKAY. 204 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,000 [SIREN WAILS] 205 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,920 [CAR HONKS] 206 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,590 [SAD MUSIC PLAYING] 207 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,806 - HEY. 208 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,099 - WHO'S THERE? 209 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,602 - A FRIEND. 210 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,397 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 211 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:50,567 - SURE. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HAMBONING? 212 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,987 - TOO MUCH. 213 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,573 [MUSIC PLAYING] 214 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,375 [TAPPING] 215 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,461 - ROBBIE. 216 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,712 - COME ON, MAN, IT'S... 217 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,257 [TAPPING CONTINUES] 218 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,472 COME ON, ROB. IT'S NOT SO BAD. 219 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,973 - [WHIMPERS] 220 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,267 - OKAY, BIG DEAL, YOU LOST A HAMBONE COMPETITION. 221 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,977 - [SQUEALS] 222 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,312 - IT'S OVER. 223 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,230 AND IT'S NOT LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD SAW IT. 224 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,983 - UH-HUH! IT'S ALL OVER THE INTERNET. 225 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,734 - HOW'D IT GET ON THE INTERNET? 226 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,736 - I MIGHT HAVE UPLOADED IT. 227 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,951 - WHY DO YOU GUYS NEED SLIPPERS? 228 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,744 - GRAB THE CAT. - YUP. 229 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,457 - [GASPS, LAUGHS] 230 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:50,251 YAY! I'M A KITE! 231 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,296 - ENJOY. 232 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,298 - NOW YOU CAN TAP TILL YOUR FEET FALL OFF. 233 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,424 - [LAUGHS] 234 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,717 [DOORBELL RINGS] 235 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,845 - JUST OPEN IT! 236 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:05,099 - HEY. - WHY ARE YOU HERE? 237 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,185 - ANDRE TEXTED ME AND SAID ROBBIE GOT HURT. 238 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,021 SO I BROUGHT A WATERMELON. 239 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,481 - WHY? 240 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:14,067 - ROBBIE LOVES WATERMELONS. - WA-WA. 241 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,989 - OKAY. 242 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,409 SOMEBODY TURN ON THE TV. 243 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,579 - I'LL DO IT, BUT ONLY 'CAUSE I WANT TO. 244 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,663 - WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? 245 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:29,290 - [SIGHS] JUST WATCH. 246 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,626 - OH DARN. 247 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,045 LOOKS LIKE THERE'S NO PLACE FOR ME TO SIT. 248 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,463 OH WELL. 249 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,340 - [GROANS] 250 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:43,555 - AW, THAT LITTLE GIRL LOOKS JUST LIKE TORI. 251 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,015 - THAT LITTLE GIRL IS TORI. 252 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,350 SEVEN YEARS AGO. 253 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,853 - FOR REAL? - THAT'S GROSS. 254 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,734 - WOW, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. 255 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:58,069 - THAT'S SOME TOP-NOTCH HAMBONING. 256 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,864 - WE WERE TOP-NOTCH. 257 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,908 - WHO WAS THE LITTLE BOY? 258 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,079 - JAROLD. 259 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,125 JAROLD ARDBEG! 260 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,835 THE MEAN KID WHO OUT-HAMBONED ROBBIE TONIGHT! 261 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,421 - THAT PRE-TURD? 262 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,424 - HIS NAME IS JAROLD ARDBEG? 263 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,801 - WE WERE THE BEST BOY/GIRL HAMBONE TEAM 264 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,096 IN THE WESTERN UNITED STATES. 265 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,932 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO COMPETE IN THE NATIONALS. 266 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,017 - DO I HAVE TO HEAR THIS STORY AGAIN? 267 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,395 - SHH. - GO ON. 268 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,066 - JAROLD WAS JEALOUS OF ME BECAUSE EVERYONE KNEW 269 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:40,194 THAT I WAS BETTER AT HAMBONING THAN HE WAS! 270 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,614 IT DROVE HIM CRAZY! 271 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:45,158 HE STARTED BEING REALLY MEAN TO ME. 272 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,788 HE EVEN WAZZED IN MY YELLO KITTY PURSE. 273 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:56,127 AND THEN ONE DAY I-- [SIGHS] 274 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,836 - WHAT HAPPENED? 275 00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:04,552 - I-- I-- I CAUGHT HIM HAMMING WITH SUSIE MCALLEN. 276 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,097 OH. 277 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,557 - ALL RIGHT. 278 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,185 ALL RIGHT. WAIT A SECOND HERE. 279 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,978 IF YOU'RE BETTER THAN JAROLD, 280 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,648 THEN LET'S CHALLENGE HIM TO A HAMBONE OFF. 281 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,067 - YOU CAN AVENGE MY DEFEAT! 282 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,528 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 283 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,488 - PERFECT! - NO, NO, NO, NO. 284 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,698 I CAN'T. 285 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,366 I HAVEN'T HAMBONED IN YEARS! 286 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,618 BUT JAROLD HAS NEVER STOPPED! 287 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,036 IT'S HIS WHOLE LIFE! 288 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,998 I COULD NEVER BEAT HIM NOW! 289 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,378 - THEN TRAIN ME. TRAIN ME TO HAMBONE 290 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,296 BETTER THAN JAROLD ARDBEG. 291 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,594 - HOW BAD DO YOU WANT THIS? 292 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,096 - LIKE ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10? 293 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:55,061 MAYBE EIGHT. EIGHT AND A HALF. 294 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,731 - THEN I'LL DO IT. 295 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,483 [ALL CHEER] 296 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,069 [MUSIC PLAYING] 297 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,244 - OKAY, ROBBIE. 298 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,704 YOUR RHYTHM'S A LITTLE LOOSE. 299 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,996 SO WE GOT TO TIGHTEN THAT UP. 300 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,040 - GOTTA TIGHTEN YOUR RHYTHM. 301 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,042 - OKAY. - NOW... 302 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,378 YOU AND I ARE GONNA DO THE HAMBONE ROUTINE 303 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,714 I TAUGHT YOU YESTERDAY BUT WE'RE GONNA DO IT 304 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,466 TO THE RHYTHM OF CAT'S TAP DANCING. 305 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,261 - FIVE. SIX. SEVEN. EIGHT. 306 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,183 - GOOD! GOOD! 307 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,605 LET'S KEEP IT GOIN'! 308 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:40,732 NICE! 309 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,614 WHY'D YOU STOP? 310 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,908 - I-- UM-- I NEED TO GET SOME AIR. 311 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,785 - THERE'S AIR IN HERE! 312 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,829 - I DON'T WANT YOUR AIR! 313 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,709 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY AIR? 314 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,840 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 315 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,550 - NOTHING! 316 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,135 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 317 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,763 - I'M AFRAID! ALL RIGHT? 318 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,932 DO YOU WANNA HEAR ME SAY IT? DO YOU WANNA BREAK ME DOWN? 319 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,600 I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA LOSE TO JAROLD AGAIN 320 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,017 AND HUMILIATE MYSELF! 321 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,521 - YOU CAN BEAT HIM IF YOU WANT IT BAD ENOUGH! 322 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,773 - WHO ARE WE KIDDING? 323 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,066 HE'S THE BEST HAMBONER IN THE COUNTRY. 324 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,568 WHAT AM I? 325 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,737 - WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE? 326 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,196 A COWARD? 327 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,158 OR DO YOU WANNA BE THE HAMBONE KING AGAIN? 328 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,576 - I NEVER WAS THE HAMBONE KING. 329 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,161 DON'T YOU GET IT? 330 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,371 I WAS A FAKE! A JOKE! 331 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,541 I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY OF EATING HAM FROM A BONE! 332 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,628 - HUH? 333 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,713 - FORGET IT. 334 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,382 WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS? WHAT'S THE POINT OF ANYTHING? 335 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,594 I MEAN, THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION, IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE BAD WRITING! 336 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,513 - SO YOU WANNA QUIT? 337 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,807 YOU WANNA JUST WALK AWAY FROM A CHALLENGE 338 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,892 'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO SCARED AND NERDY? 339 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,143 - NERDY? 340 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,938 - I'M SORRY. THAT JUST SLIPPED OUT. 341 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,357 YOU HAVE TO TRY! 342 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,652 YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR BEST AND THEN, IF YOU LOSE, 343 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,278 AT LEAST YOU'LL KNOW THAT YOU GAVE HAMBONING 344 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,780 EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT! 345 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:15,075 - IF I DO TRY MY BEST, DO YOU THINK I HAVE A SHOT 346 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,244 AT OUT HAMBONING JAROLD ARDBEG? 347 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:21,332 - I THINK YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANNA BE! 348 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,459 - EVEN YOUR BOYFRIEND? 349 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,461 - OH GOD, NO. 350 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,173 SO? 351 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,970 - LET'S HAMBONE. 352 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,265 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 353 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,476 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 354 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,612 - AND SWITCH! 355 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,334 NICE! LOOSEN THOSE WRISTS. 356 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:06,627 YES! 357 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,185 SLAP IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT! YEAH! 358 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,857 YES! 359 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,987 AND STOP! 360 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,620 YOU'RE READY. - HE'S READY. 361 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,580 - I'M READY. 362 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,462 - THANKS! 363 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,798 - WHEN HE BECOME A WORLD FAMOUS HAMBONE MAN, 364 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,507 YOU TALK ABOUT MY RESTAURANT WHEN YOU GO ON 365 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,968 THE JIMMY FALLON SHOW! 366 00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,097 - HEY! 367 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,849 LOOKS LIKE SHAPIRO AIN'T GONNA SHOW UP. 368 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,018 - YEAH, WELL I SAY HEY, ROBBIE'LL BE HERE. 369 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,646 YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT. 370 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,814 - YOU REALLY THINK HE'S COMIN'? 371 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,983 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 372 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,068 - WELL HE'S LATE. ME AND THE KING GOTTA CATCH-- 373 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,695 [CROWD CHEERS] 374 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,616 - HEY, IDIOTS! 375 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,494 YOU WANNA TALK OR HAMBONE? 376 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,121 [CROWD CHEERS] 377 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,290 - TORI VEGA. - WHAT UP, JAROLD? 378 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,085 - YOU STILL MAD ABOUT ME AND SUSIE MCALLEN? 379 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,461 [LAUGHS] 380 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,131 - YOU STILL PICK YOUR NOSE AND EAT IT? 381 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,258 - DON'T WASTE YOUR BREATH ON HER, KING. 382 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,718 - OH. HI, MERL! 383 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,512 I SEE YOU'RE STILL SNIFFIN' JAROLD'S BUTT! 384 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,930 - HEY! THAT WAS A DARE! - OH! 385 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:43,683 - EASY, BLONDIE, EASY. 386 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,602 - THIS HAMBONE BATTLE IS REALLY SCARY. 387 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,856 - WE'RE ABOUT TO WATCH TWO NERDS COMPETE BY SLAPPING THEMSELVES. 388 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,816 I THINK WE'LL BE OKAY. 389 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,569 - JAROLD CAN GO FIRST. 390 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,447 - ALL RIGHT. IT'S ON. 391 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:01,701 - [LAUGHS] LIKE A GAME OF MAHJONG. 392 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:05,079 - PLEASE. LET ME DO THE COOL TALK. 393 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,624 [CROWD CHEERS] 394 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,128 - GOOD LUCK, ROBBIE. 395 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,589 - READY? - I'M CERTAINLY READY. 396 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,633 - BRING IT. 397 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,426 - HAMBONE! 398 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,764 [CROWD CHEERS] 399 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,854 - YES! - YEAH! 400 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,482 CROWD: JAROLD! WHOO! 401 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:34,650 - YEAH! 402 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,907 - LOOK AT ROBBIE WORK! 403 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,534 - HE'S DOING GREAT. HE'S GONNA TAKE HIM! 404 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,120 CROWD: ROBBIE! COME ON! 405 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,121 YOU'RE GONNA WIN! 406 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,748 [CHEERING] 407 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,501 - [SCREAMS] 408 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:57,090 - YEAH, BABY! YES! YES! YES! 409 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,092 [CROWD CHEERS] 410 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,761 - WAIT! ONE SECOND! 411 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,471 YOU THREW THIS SUSHI AT HIM! 412 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,016 - DID NOT. 413 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:10,352 - DID TOO. YOU THREW IT AND MESSED UP HIS RHYTHM! 414 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,563 - I-- I CAN GO AGAIN. - NO WAY. 415 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,981 IT'S OVER. [LAUGHS] 416 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,441 - YOU CHEATED! 417 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,526 - STILL A SORE LOSER, VEGA? 418 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,279 SO, UH, ANY OF YOU OTHER PRE-TURDS 419 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,240 WANNA TAKE ON THE HAMBONE KING? 420 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,950 A-NO. 421 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,703 - HEY! 422 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:30,206 I'LL TAKE ON THE HAMBONE KING. 423 00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:33,626 [CROWD CHEERS] 424 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,503 - WAIT, TORI, YOU HAVEN'T HAMBONED IN SEVEN YEARS! 425 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,881 - WELL, NOW I HAVE A REASON. 426 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,930 CALL IT. 427 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,306 - HAMBONE! 428 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,976 CROWD: GO TORI! 429 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,978 [CROWD CHEERS] 430 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,277 CROWD: YEAH TORI! 431 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:14,583 - [IN SLOW-MOTION] TORI! 432 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,887 [CROWD CHEERS] 433 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,807 - COME ON! YOU'RE UP! 434 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,730 - OH! WAIT! 435 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,858 - MISBONE! MISBONE! 436 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,235 [CROWD CHEERS] 437 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:47,200 - THE NEW HAMBONE KING! 438 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:51,245 - QUEEN! - QUEEN! 439 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,541 - HEY! HEY! HEY! - (ANGRILY) WHAT?! WHAT?! 440 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:01,130 - BLOW BACK! 441 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,221 [GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING] 442 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,725 - (SINGING) ♪ AND I THINK YOU'RE SWELL ♪ 443 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:20,440 ♪ I THINK YOU'RE SWELL ♪ 444 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:25,363 ♪ AND I THINK YOU'RE SWELL ♪♪ 445 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:29,242 [DING] - MM! 446 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:32,370 TORI: HOW BAD DO YOU WANT THIS?