[MUSIC PLAYING] - NARRATOR: CHRISTOPHER CANE PRESENTS
AN EVENING WITH "VICTORIOUS."
[IN BRITISH ACCENT] - GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME.
MY NAME IS CHRISTOPHER CANE.
I AM AN ACTOR.
[APPLAUSE]
- MOST OF YOU MORE LIKELY KNOW ME AS REX,
THE SASSY SIDEKICK TO ROBBIE
FROM THE TELEVISION PROGRAM "VICTORIOUS."
TONIGHT, I WILL BE INTERVIEWING MY CAST MATES
FROM "VICTORIOUS," INCLUDING THE TRULY
MAGNIFICENT STAR OF THE SHOW, MS. VICTORIA JUSTICE HERSELF.
YOU'LL ALSO BE SEEING SOME OF THEIR "HIGH-LARIOUS"
BLOOPERS AND BEHIND THE SCENES SHENANIGANS.
BUT FIRST, A SPECIAL TREAT.
PLEASE HAVE A LOOK AT MY VERY FIRST
AUDITION FOR "VICTORIOUS."
- ACTRESS [OFFSCREEN]: CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE MR. SIKOWITZ'S CLASSROOM IS?
- YOU WILL FIND MR. SIKOWITZ DOWN THE HALL.
SIMPLY TAKE A LEFT AT THE WATER FOUNTAIN.
- DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: UM, HA-- HANG ON.
HANG ON A SECOND. - YES?
- DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: COULD YOU TRY IT AGAIN,
BUT LIKE WITH MORE ATTITUDE.
AND, UM, CAN YOU DO A REALISTIC AMERICAN URBAN ACCENT?
- HM... AMERICAN URBAN.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE IT A GO.
[CLEARS THROAT]
[IN AMERICAN URBAN ACCENT] SIKOWITZ, DOWN THE HALL,
SWING A LEFT AT THE WATER FOUNTAIN,
SECOND DOOR ON YOUR RIGHT.
[LAUGHTER]
[IN BRITISH ACCENT] WAS THAT MORE IN THE ZONE?
- DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: OH YEAH.
PERFECT, PERFECT.
- THAT AFTERNOON, I WAS OFFERED THE ROLE OF REX,
WHICH I GRACIOUSLY ACCEPTED.
SOON THEREAFTER, I JOINED A FANTASTIC BEVY OF ACTORS,
ONE OF WHOM YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET.
[CLEARS THROAT]
HE FIRST CAME TO PROMINENCE
AS YOUNG SIMBA
IN THE BROADWAY VERSION OF "THE LION KING."
HE FOLLOWED WITH A MEMORABLE GUEST APPEARANCE
ON "ICARLY" AND OTHER TELEVISION SHOWS OF LESSER IMPORTANCE.
TODAY, WE KNOW HIM BEST AS ANDRE HARRIS,
THE SENSITIVE "MUSISEEAN" AND QUINTESSENTIAL BEST FRIEND
TO TORI ON THE HIT SHOW "VICTORIOUS."
A WARM WELCOME TO LEON THOMAS.
[APPLAUSE]
GOOD TO SEE YOU, LEON.
- NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
- TELL ME A SECRET.
- A SECRET? - ANYTHING.
- OK.
WELL UH, AH.
SOMETIMES I PUT MUSTARD ON MY PIZZA.
- STOP IT. - IT'S TRUE.
- YOU MANIAC.
SO PLAYING ANDRE ON "VICTORIOUS,"
IS IT A CHALLENGE?
- WELL, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IT CAN DEFINITELY BE--
- LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF YOUR BLOOPERS.
- I'M SORRY, UH--
- YOUR BLOOPERS, THE TIMES YOU WERE ACTING
- BUT FAILED "HIGH-LARIOUSLY."
- SURE, WE CAN DO THAT.
- I WASN'T ASKING FOR YOUR "PERMISEEON."
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
- OK, PEOPLE. FIND US AN S AND H. HOLD UP.
IF WE FIND-- OK, PEOPLE.
WE FOUND US AN S AND AN H AND WE GOT US
A PRIVATE CON-- CASH-- CONCERT.
MAN, I ALMOST HAD IT.
OK, PEOPLE. WE FOUND US AN S AND H
AND WE GOT US A PRIVATE-- NOW--
NOW SEE, THE PRESSURE'S ON.
[SINGING] NEVER BEEN WITH A GIRL LIKE YOU-HOO.
EVERY TREE-- WHOA, WHAT?
UH, ONE MORE TIME.
DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: - CUT!
- WE'RE ALL GOING TO COME DOWN TO SET
AND WATCH IT LAND.
DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: - LET'S HOLD.
- WE'RE ALL GOING TO COME DOWN TO SET, WATCH IT--
DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: - START AGAIN, LEON.
- OOH! ONE MORE TIME.
I WASN'T EVEN READY FOR IT.
SORRY, DOG.
HEY. MM.
DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: - AND CUT.
- I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK THERE.
OK.
NICE VIDEO-- OH, NAH, REALLY?
- DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: [INAUDIBLE], PLEASE. - I KILLED YOU, DOG.
I KILLED YOU.
OH, I FEEL THAT IN MY SOUL. OH.
[CHRISTOPHER LAUGHING]
- MARVELOUS.
APPLE JUICE? - NO THANKS.
- YOU DON'T CARE FOR JUICED APPLES?
- NOT RIGHT NOW. I'M GOOD.
- SO TELL ME MORE ABOUT "VICTORIOUS."
- I ACTUALLY REMEMBER THIS ONE TIME,
I WAS DOING A SCENE WITH VICTORIA AND ARIANA,
AND WE HAD JUST-- - YOU KNOW, I'M EVEN MORE EXCITED
TO CHAT WITH OUR NEXT GUEST.
SHE PLAYS A MOST UNIQUE TYPE OF NASTY GIRL ON "VICTORIOUS."
I RECALL THE FIRST TIME I MET ELIZABETH.
IT WAS AT OUR FINAL AUDITION, AND SHE
ASKED ME IF I COULD POINT HER TOWARD THE LADIES' LOO.
PRIOR TO THAT, I HAD THE GOOD FORTUNE
OF SEEING HER PERFORM ON BROADWAY IN THE MUSICAL "13."
NOW SHE PLAYS JADE WEST, A WICKED THORN IN
THE SHAPELY RIBS OF TORI VEGA.
I GIVE YOU ELIZABETH, OR DARE I SAY, LIZ GILLIES.
[APPLAUSE]
- THANK YOU FOR THAT SWEET INTRODUCTION.
- IF YOU WERE A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO,
WHAT WOULD BE YOUR FRAGRANCE?
- M-- M-- MY FRAGRANCE?
- YES. IN A PERFECT WORLD, YOU SMELL LIKE WHAT?
- UH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE A COMBO OF, LIKE, VANILLA AND MINT.
- WRONG.
- WRONG?
- YOU WOULD SMELL OF LILAC AND ROASTED NUTS.
- UH, OK. THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL TOO.
- LET'S TALK ABOUT SOCKS. - SOCKS?
- SHOULD SOCKS BE MORE LIKE GLOVES WITH SMALL SLEEVES
INTO WHICH EACH TOE COULD BE INSERTED?
- UH, NO, NOT REALLY.
I THINK-- I THINK NORMAL SOCKS WORK PRETTY WELL.
- SHALL WE VIEW YOUR BLOOPERS? - OH, OK.
YEAH, SURE.
DO YOU HAVE-- DO YOU HAVE THEM HERE, LIKE, QUEUED UP?
- YES. VIEW THEM WITH ME BY GAZING
AT THIS HIGH DEFINITION MONITOR.
- SURE.
MEAN GIRL: YOU KNOW - YOU CAN'T SING?
[SIMULTANEOUSLY] - WHY WOULD WE WANT TO?
- I FORGOT. I REMEMBER NOW.
- I GOT TO TAKE CARE OF TRINA.
- YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND [GIBBERISH]?
YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND HELP "CATE TARE" OF-- I'M SO SORRY.
YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND HA-- OH MY GOSH.
I'M REALLY-- CAN I JUST SEE THE LINE?
I'M REALLY SORRY. I FEEL AWFUL RIGHT NOW.
I'M REALLY-- I'M SO SORRY.
WELL, NOW MAYBE YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO HAVE SOMEONE PLAN SOMETHING
AND THEN YOU-- AND THEN SOMEONE RUINED IT TOO.
- DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: LET'S HOLD. - OK.
[GRUFF VOICES] HOW MANY PEOPLE [INAUDIBLE]?
IT'S A TONGUE TWISTER, I SWEAR.
- THEY'RE BENT. THEY'VE LOST THEIR SCISS.
OH MY GOD.
- UH-- - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- [YELLING] - WHAT? [INDISTINCT]
- OH MY GOD.
- HEY.
[APPLAUSE]
- WELL, LIZ, IT SEEMS THAT EVEN A PROFESSIONAL ACTRESS
SUCH AS YOURSELF OCCASIONALLY FLUBS HER DIALOGUE.
- UM, YOU KNOW, I THINK-- I THINK THE WHOLE CAST OF "VICTORIOUS"
IS USUALLY PRETTY GOOD ABOUT KNOWING THEIR LINES,
BUT SOMETIMES FOR WHATEVER REASON--
- NOW LET'S MEET SOMEONE REALLY INTERESTING.
HE PLAYS THE DASHING YET BOYISHLY CHARMING
YOUNG ACTOR ON "VICTORIOUS."
HE WAS BORN IN CANADA BUT SOON ESCAPED AND CAME TO AMERICA,
WHERE HE PURSUED HIS DREAM OF BECOMING A CHAMPION
IN THE MIXED MARTIAL ARTS.
BUT AFTER BEING BRUTALLY BEATEN DOZENS OF TIMES,
HE DECIDED TO TRY HIS HAND AT ACTING
AND PROMPTLY LANDED THE ROLE OF BECK OLIVER ON "VICTORIOUS."
I WELCOME HIM, AVAN JOGIA.
- IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE.
- WELL, WELL, IN LIGHT OF YOUR GOOD LOOKS,
I DARESAY I'M BEING OUT-HANDSOMED RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
- [CHUCKLING]
- I KID, I KID.
SO AVAN, WHAT KIND OF LAST NAME IS JOGIA?
- THAT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY INTERESTING STORY.
- UM-- IT CERTAINLY WAS.
TELL ME THIS, IF YOU COULD HAVE ONLY ONE SUPERPOWER,
WOULD YOU CHOOSE THE ABILITY TO FLY OR TO RIDE A BICYCLE?
- WELL, UM, I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
- THEN YOU'VE MADE YOUR CHOICE.
- WELL, ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T CHOOSE, UH--
- I'M GOING TO SHOW THE AUDIENCE YOUR BLOOPERS.
- WHAT? - YOUR BLOOPERS.
- OH, FROM "VICTORIOUS."
- WELL, I DON'T MEAN YOUR BLOOPERS FROM THE BATHTUB.
PLEASE, JUST TRY NOT TO SPEAK.
NOW LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
[APPLAUSE]
- GOOD EVENING.
- WE'RE FROM HOLLYWOODS-- SORRY.
- DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: CUT IT! - SORRY.
- SHE DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
- SHE GOT ME A GLASS OF LEMONADE, CANNED LEMONA--
- [LAUGHS]
- I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOUR COOL GUY LOGIC.
- GIRLS LIKE GUYS WHO RIDE CA-- WHAT'S MY LINE?
SO, I HEAR SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO CANCUN.
NO? I HEAR SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE GOING--
-YERBA. -YERBA.
YEAH. ONE MORE TIME.
- WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM? - TORI: YEAH.
DIDN'T YOU GET SOME MORE? - NOPE.
CHECK OUT-- CHECK--
- WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM? - YEAH, DIDN'T YOU GET SOME MORE?
- NOPE. CHECK OUT-- CAT'S LATEST UPDATES-- LAST UPDATE.
I'M SO SORRY.
IT'S OK. I GOT THIS.
IF I CAN ONLY STAND STRAIGHT IN THESE HEELS.
[GRUNT]
- WELL, YOU CERTAINLY SCREW UP A LOT.
APPLE JUICE.
- NO THANKS.
TALK TO ME ABOUT ACTING.
- OH, UH, YOU KNOW AS AN ACTOR,
NO MATTER HOW MUCH, UH, YOU PREPARE--
- WHO'S READY TO MEET SOMEONE TRULY SPECIAL,
FOR THIS NEXT YOUNG LADY IS AS "HIGH-LARIOUS"
AS SHE IS EFFERVESCENT.
WITH HER SPARKLING RED HAIR, YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SPOT
THIS GIRL FROM A "HELIOCOPTER."
HER CHARACTER ON "VICTORIOUS" IS WHIMSICAL AND OFTEN--
[LAUGHS] --A BIT LACKING IN THE OLD NOGGIN.
BUT IN REAL LIFE, SHE'S AS SHARP AS A SHITZU
AND BURSTING WITH TALENT.
I SPEAK OF THE DELIGHTFUL RED HEADED ARIANA GRANDE.
EUGH.
- UH, I'M SORRY I'M NOT ARIANA GRANDE.
- CLEARLY.
WOULD YOU PLEASE GET ARIANA?
- UH, WELL, THEY-- THEY JUST TOLD ME THAT I WAS NEXT
AND ARIANA'S STILL GETTING READY.
- WELL THEN, I SUPPOSE WE'LL JUST WAIT FOR HER.
- UH, WHILE WE'RE WAITING, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO INTERVIEW ME?
- [HEAVY SIGH]
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS VANILLA BONET.
- DANIELLA MONET. - YES.
SHE PORTRAYS TRINA ON "VICTORIOUS."
- YEP. I PLAY TRINA,
WHO'S TORI'S OLDER SISTER ON--
- TELL ME ABOUT ARIANA.
- UH, WELL, ARIANA'S A LOT OF FUN TO WORK WITH
'CAUSE SHE'S EITHER LIKE--
- QUESTION.
- [SIGHS] OK.
- DO YOU EVER SIT UP IN YOUR BEDROOM AT NIGHT
AND THINK TO YOURSELF, WOULDN'T IT BE GRAND
IF I, DANIELLA MONET, WERE ACTUALLY ARIANA GRANDE?
- NO.
I'M VERY HAPPY BEING ME.
- REALLY?
- YEAH, UH, LISTEN, MAYBE WE CAN JUST TAKE A LOOK AT MY BLOOPERS
FROM "VICTORIOUS."
- WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT'S AS GOOD A WAY TO KILL TIME AS ANY.
OFF WE GO.
- FROM NOW ON, I'M CALLING THIS CITY SHE-CAGO.
I JUST SPIT.
I KNOW. I SHOULD HAVE KEPT GOING.
BUT IT WAS JUST DROOL, YOU KNOW.
NO, NO, NO, SERIOUSLY. I'LL SING OR DANCE,
OR I COULD JUST STAND ON FROAT-- [GIBBERISH]-- FLOAT,
LIKE RIGHT IN FRONT AND JUST-- SORRY.
I TRIED TO KEEP GOING.
FUZZINI BOOTS, GOT 'EM AT SIMONE'S ON SALE!
[SCREAM]
- DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: WHOA. - SORRY.
I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO STOP.
HI, UM, CAN I GET AT 5 O'CLOCK APPOINTMENT FOR A "FLIPFF."
SO LISTEN, I'M TOTALLY GOING TO WIN TA-- [SINGING] DAH
DAH DAH DAH DUH DUH DOO DOO.
- DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: CUT! - SORRY.
I TRIED TO, BUT THEN HE CALLED THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT,
WHO CALLED THE SKY MARSHAL, AND THEN THEY ESCORTED ME OUT OF CLASS.
- OR IF YOU'RE DONE WITH IT, KEEP YOUR GARBAGE ON--
- HEY! HEY KID, STOP KICKING MY SEAT.
- [SIGHS]
- WAIT, I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN STAY STILL TO THAT.
- THAT, I'M-- MY TOTAL BAD. - OH!
YOU JUST GOT CALLED OUT BY A NINE-YEAR-OLD.
- WELL, WHY DON'T WE GO TO COMMERCIAL?
BUT DON'T STRAY, FOR IN JUST A MOMENT,
I'LL BE BACK WITH FAR MORE COMPELLING STARS
FROM "VICTORIOUS," INCLUDING ARIANA GRANDE,
MATT BENNETT, AND THE INCOMPARABLE VICTORIA JUSTICE.
[APPLAUSE]
AND WE'RE BACK.
WE ARE BACK, ARE WE NOT?
CREW MEMBER [OFFSCREEN]: - WE ARE, SIR.
- EXCELLENT.
SO FAR, WE'VE MET SEVERAL OF THE WONDERFUL ACTORS
WHO BRING "VICTORIOUS" TO LIFE.
AND NOW, THE TIME HAS COME TO MEET ONE OF MY FAVORITES,
AND I'M SURE ONE OF YOURS, TOO.
I GIVE YOU THE INCOMPARABLE, RED VELVETY ARIANA GRANDE.
[APPLAUSE]
- HI CHRISTOPHER.
- HI INDEED.
MY, WHAT A FETCHING DRESS.
IS THAT AN ORIGINAL CHRIS DANGLE?
- UH, YES IT IS.
- HMM.
AND HOW MUCH DID THAT COST?
- I REALLY DON'T KNOW.
- COME ON, LIKE $1,000?
WAS IT $1,000?
- I DON'T THINK IT COST NEARLY THAT MUCH.
- YES, OF COURSE IT DID.
APPLE JUICE? - NO THANKS.
- SO STUPID.
SO YOU ALSO COME FROM A BROADWAY THEATER BACKGROUND.
- YES. I WAS IN THE ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST
OF "13" THE MUSICAL WITH LIZ GILLIES.
[APPLAUSE]
- CURLY FRIES OR STRAIGHT?
- WELL, I REALLY LIKE WAFFLE FRIES.
- DID I MENTION WAFFLE FRIES?
- NO, BUT I THOUGHT THIS--
- I DIDN'T ASK YOU WHAT YOU THOUGHT.
I ASKED IF YOU LIKE CURLY FRIES OR STRAIGHT
AND THEN YOU RUINED MY EVENING.
FORGIVE ME.
- IT'S OK.
- I'VE BEEN HAVING SOME PERSONAL ISSUES.
- I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
- [SIGH]
SO, SHALL WE TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR "VICTORIOUS" BLOOPERS?
- SURE.
- HERE WE ARE.
- [INAUDIBLE], TAKE ONE.
- TORI: OH, THAT'S INTERESTING. - LOOK AT THE NEW COSTUME I MADE.
I'M LOOK-- I MEAN, I WAS ABOUT TO SAY LITTLE BO PEEP.
I ALMOST TOLD THEM. I'M SORRY.
DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: - BACK UP, PLEASE. BACK TO ONE.
- [MIMICKING GUNSHOTS]
WHAT?
I JUST FORGOT EVERYTHING. - DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: AND CUT.
I WAS GOING TO SAY DON'T TELL ANYONE.
ME, ANDRE, ROBBIE, BECK, AND CAT.
WHOA, I'M CAT.
OH YEAH. AND THEN JADE WOULD GET TO PLAY A ROLE.
- YEAH, I-- - DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: PART, PART, PART.
- PART. OH.
OH, YEAH. AND THEN JADE WOULD GET TO PLAY A ROLE.
DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: - PART.
- OH MY GOD.
OH YEAH. AND THEN JADE WILL GET TO PLAY A ROLE.
DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: - PART!
- I'M GOING TO KICK MYSELF. OK.
OH, AND THEN JADE WILL GET TO PLAY A ROLE.
PART!
CAN I DO IT AGAIN? - JADE [OFFSCREEN]: CAN'T DO BOTH.
- [LAUGHING]
DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: - AND CUT IT.
- IT SOAKS THROUGH. - OH MY.
- CONTRARY TO WHAT MANY PEOPLE THINK,
MY NEXT GUEST IS NOT ANDY SAMBERG.
ONE CAN KNOW THAT SIMPLY BY LOOKING AT HIS PAYCHECK.
[GIGGLES]
NEVERTHELESS, THE ACTOR YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET
IS MULTI-TALENTED.
HE'S NOT ONLY A MASTER AT COMEDY,
BUT ALSO PLAYS GUITAR AND CAN GIVE
ANY HARMONICA A FIERCE BLOW.
NOW HERE HE IS, AN AWKWARD YOUNG MAN WHO CERTAINLY HAD A HAND
IN MY SUCCESS--[CHUCKLES] --MATTHEW BENNETT.
[APPLAUSE]
- HOW YOU DOING? - QUITE WELL, QUITE WELL.
SO I SUPPOSE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
THE AUDIENCE IS SEEING THE TWO OF US TOGETHER
YET SEPARATE, AS IT WERE.
- YUP-DEE-DO.
- PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT.
IT IRRITATES ME IN WAYS I CAN'T UNDERSTAND.
- SORRY. - YES.
NOW ON "VICTORIOUS," MY CHARACTER REX
IS OFTEN RUDE AND INSULTING TO YOUR CHARACTER ROBBIE.
- NO. YES, YEAH.
- BUT IN REAL LIFE, MATTHEW AND I ARE FAST FRIENDS.
- EH, NO.
IN REAL LIFE YOU'RE ALSO VERY MEAN.
- OH, STOP. - NO, YOU ARE.
- WELL, IF I AM, IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
- I SEE.
- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNACK, IDIOT?
- UH, UH, POPCORN.
- [MOCKING] MOWR, POPCORN, DEH.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO MOCK ME.
- DON'T I, MATTHEW?
SERIOUSLY, DON'T I?
- CAN WE JUST WATCH MY BLOOPERS?
- LET'S GIVE IT A PEEK.
- YOUR LIFE WILL BE A DISAPPOINTMENT.
- DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: CUT! - THAT'S NOT THE LINE, IS IT?
BECK WILL BE PLAYING A GUY FROM ENGLAND WHOSE ACCENT--
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
- THANK YOU FOR WELCOMING US INTO YOUR FINE HOME,
BUT DON'T FORGET TO THANK YOURSELF
BECAUSE WITHOUT YOU, NONE OF THIS WOULD BE POSSIBLE.
WITHOUT YOU, SOMETHING, DREAMS, AMERICA.
I NEED TO READ THAT LINE AGAIN.
YES. THANKS FOR WELCOMING US INTO YOUR FINE HOME.
BUT DON'T FORGET TO THANK YOURSELF,
BECAUSE IF YOU JUST BELIEVE IN YOUR DREAMS,
THEN YOU CAN MAKE THE WORLD COME TRUE.
DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: - [LAUGHING] CUT!
- ALL RIGHT, IT'S STARTING TO GET IN HERE.
- JUST SLAP THAT-- OH NO!
NO. NO.
- DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: LET'S HOLD.
ROCK AND ROLL. I GOT SLIMED.
- YOU FROM AROUND HERE, OR YOU [GIBBERISH].
WHOOPS.
- WELL, YOU ARE A MESS.
- UH, THAT LAST ONE WASN'T ME.
- YES IT WAS.
- UH, NO. THAT WAS MIKEY REID.
HE PLAYS SINJIN.
- OH, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
- UH, HE'S NOT ME.
- PLEASE GO.
WELL, NOW, MY NEXT GUEST IS NO STRANGER TO ANYONE
WITH EYES OR NOSTRILS.
SHE CAN TURN THE WORLD ON WITH HER SMILE.
SHE COULD TAKE A NOTHING DAY AND SUDDENLY MAKE IT SEEM
LIKE A DELICIOUS CRAB SALAD.
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD AND WISCONSIN,
I GIVE YOU THE PUSILLANIMOUS MS. VICTORIA JUSTICE.
[APPLAUSE]
- HELLO.
- GOOD HEAVENS, YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
- COME ON, CHRISTOPHER.
- LOOK AT THOSE GLORIOUS LITTLE CHEEKBONES.
- STOP, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
- YES. I'M A BAD BOY, AREN'T I?
APPLE JUICE?
- YEAH, THANKS. I'D LOVE SOME.
- I'M SORRY. THIS IS THE LAST OF IT.
- UM, OK.
- YOU PLAYED LOLA ON "ZOEY 101."
- I DID.
- I NEVER WATCHED IT.
- OH. WELL, IT WAS A GOOD SHOW.
- IF YOU WERE A FRUIT, WOULD YOU WANT TO BE SLICED OR JUICED?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- JUICED. - OF COURSE.
FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO GETS IT.
NOW, I'M GOING TO SAY A WORD,
THEN YOU SAY THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES INTO
YOUR BEAUTIFUL FEMININE HEAD.
- OK.
SOUNDS FUN.
- I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
- UH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY A WORD AND THEN--
- I'M NOT JOKING. I'M DEADLY SERIOUS.
I THINK ABOUT YOU DAY AND NIGHT.
- LOOK, I'M NOT REALLY LOOKING TO DATE ANYONE RIGHT NOW.
- I'M NOT SUGGESTING WE DATE.
- I'M TALKING ABOUT THE TWO OF US SPENDING OUR LIVES TOGETHER.
- WELL-- - DON'T TOY WITH MY AFFECTIONS.
- AREN'T YOU MARRIED? - YES.
SOMEONE CALL MY LAWYER. I'M DONE WITH MY WIFE.
I'M TRADING UP.
- HEY-- HEY. - YES.
YES, MY SWEET.
- FORGET IT.
- OF COURSE.
I'VE-- I'VE EMBARRASSED MYSELF.
- YEAH, A LITTLE. .
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I... DIDN'T EDIT THIS OUT.
BUT I MIGHT FEEL BETTER IF YOU WERE TO KISS ME.
- STOP.
- YOU MEAN GO?
- NO.
- YOU MEAN YES?
- I'M SERIOUS.
- YOU'RE JOKING.
- DUDE!
- ALL RIGHT.
SHALL WE TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR BLOOPERS?
- UH, YEAH.
- THEN LET US PIVOT OUR HEADS.
[APPLAUSE]
[GRUNTING]
DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: - HOLD!
- SORRY, I ACTUALLY COULDN'T TURN AROUND.
SORRY.
- HIT IT, MUCHACHA.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
[PLAYS HORN BADLY]
[SINGING GRUFFLY] SUDDENLY, MY CHOICE IS CLEAR.
- [GRUFFLY] CLEAR.
- NO.
I CAN'T--
- [INDISTINCT]
- TRINA HAS BEEN DYING FOR THESE.
I HAD TO GET-- [SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
LISTEN, IF I CAN-- [SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
AND IF I DON'T CRAM-- MEH.
[GIBBERISH] BLEGH.
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
FUNNY THING IS I'VE--- MEH. LET'S DO THAT AGAIN.
I SPOKE A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.
AWESOME.
DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: - HOLD.
- OK. SHOULD I WALK IN AGAIN? - DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: YEAH.
- OK.
[APPLAUSE]
- THIS SHOW IS OVER.
I THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING ME IN THIS BEHIND THE SCENES LOOK
INTO THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE TELEVISION SHOW, "VICTORIOUS."
AND NOW, AS YOU MIGHT HEAR MY ALTER EGO REX SAY ON THE SHOW,
[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] I'M SPIKED OUT, AND I HANDLED MY BUSINESS.
GOOD NIGHT.
[APPLAUSE]
MY HEART'S GOT A NICE BEAT GOING. [BEAT BOXING]
DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: - HOLD. HEY, LEON. LEON.
- GO OFF BEAT. HA-HA! - DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: WHY WON'T HE STOP?
- CREW MEMBER [OFFSCREEN]: HE'S HAD THE THING IN HIS EARS.
HE MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN HEARING YOU.
- WH-- OH, I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
- DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: LEON. - YES, SIR?
DIRECTOR [OFFSCREEN]: OK, FIRST OF ALL, WE STOPPED
A HALF HOUR AGO. - OK, COOL, COOL.
I WAS JAMMING.
[DING]
MAN [VOICEOVER]: MM.
REX [VOICEOVER]: I'M A BAD BOY, AREN'T I?
[MUSIC PLAYING]