[CHRISTMAS MUSIC]
- [LAUGHING]
- HO, HO, AND HO!
- HI, HI, AND HI!
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS] HA HA HA!
- EHH!
- ALL RIGHT, YOUNG LOVERS OF LEARNING AND SHORT PANTS.
- I DO LOVE SHORT PANTS.
- YEAH, GUESS WHAT I LOVE. - WHAT?
- SLAPPING PERKY REDHEADS.
- [LAUGHING]
[STOPS]
- NOW, JADE, DON'T BE A CHRISTMAS GRUNCH.
- HA-HA, GRUNCH-- THAT'S MY WORD.
ANDRE: I CAN'T CALM DOWN! - IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!
- YEAH, IT IS. IT'S ABSOLUTELY THE END OF THE WORLD.
- YOU HAVE ALL OF NEXT SEMESTER TO MAKE IT UP.
ANDRE: I DON'T CARE. I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE UP MUSIC.
JUST FORGET IT. FORGET EVERYTHING!
- HO, HO, HO, AND JINGLE BELLS.
- NO, ANDRE, DON'T YOU DARE-- - OH!
- OH, YOU DID IT.
- I BET THAT JINGLED HIS BELLS.
- [GROANS]
- I'M SORRY, BUT ALL Y'ALL CAN JUST KEEP THE CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT TO YOURSELVES.
- ANDRE, YOU GOT A BEEF WITH CHRISTMAS?
- I LOVE CHRISTMAS BEEF!
EVERY YEAR, MY BROTHER STEALS A CHUCK ROAST AND THEN RUBS IT--
- CAT! - HEY! HEY.
YOU WOKE ME UP.
- OOH, SORRY, BECK.
CERTAINLY WOULDN'T WANT TO KEEP YOU AWAKE DURING MY CLASS.
- THANKS. YOU'RE THE BEST.
- NOW, BEFORE I GET MY-- WHA-PA!-- TEACHER ON--
- [GIGGLES]
- ANDRE, WHY THE SOUR PUSS?
- YEAH, WHY THE SOUR PUSS?
- I DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
- ANDRE WROTE A CHRISTMAS SONG FOR HIS CREATIVE MUSIC CLASS.
- [MOANS]
- AND IT WAS A REALLY GREAT SONG.
- [MOANS]
- BUT HIS TEACHER GAVE HIM--
- DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD!
- OK. - A "D"!
AGH, I SAID IT OUT LOUD.
- A "D"?
- I'VE ALWAYS GOTTEN "A"s IN MUSIC.
HOW DOES A PERSON GO FROM AN "A" TO A "D"?
- HAPPENED TO ME IN EIGHTH GRADE.
[LAUGHTER]
- WELL, I'M SORRY, ANDRE.
NOW, YO!
- WHOA! WHOA. WOW, WOW.
- WHY BECKY SO SLEEPY?
- THERE'S A STUPID CRICKET IN MY RV.
SO I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE IT CHIRPS ALL NIGHT LONG.
- SO JUST CALL ONE OF THOSE BUG MURDERERS.
- UH, THEY'RE CALLED EXTERMINATORS.
- YEAH, WHY SUGAR-COAT IT?
- HEY, SIKOWITZ. - YES, WHAT IS IT, BOY?
- I HAVE YOUR HOLLYWOOD ARTS SECRET SANTA ASSIGNMENT.
- ♪ OOH, WHO AM I BUYING A GIFT FOR THIS YEAR? ♪
COURTNEY VAN CLEEF?
OH, NO, THAT KID'S A FREAKY LITTLE WEIRDO.
- SHE'S MY SISTER.
- I KNOW.
I DON'T WHY YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T STOP WITH YOU.
COULD I PLACE SWITCH SECRET SANTA ASSIGNMENTS WITH SOMEONE?
COME ON, PLEASE? TORI?
- SORRY, I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THE SECRET SANTA THING.
- YEAH, NONE OF US DID.
- WHY NOT?
- 'CAUSE IT'S STUPID.
- WHY SHOULD WE BUY GIFTS FOR RANDOM PEOPLE
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT?
- I MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT?
- ALL RIGHT.
YOU KIDS NEED A BIG FAT DOSE OF CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
RAMMED INTO YOUR TEENAGE HEARTS.
SO THERESUCH, AS YOUR TEACHER, I REQUIRE YOU TO PARTICIPATE
IN-- SHH-- SECRET SANTA.
[STUDENTS COMPLAINING]
- AW, NO AD-LIBBED COMPLAINING.
I'LL TEXT YOU ALL YOUR SECRET SANTA ASSIGNMENTS.
AND I EXPECT YOU ALL TO GIVE VERY GOOD, VERY CREATIVE GIFTS.
- AND WHAT IF WE DON'T?
- WHOEVER GIVES THE WORST GIFT
WILL HAVE TO JOIN ME ON CHRISTMAS EVE
FOR CHRISTMAS YODELING.
[STUDENTS GROAN]
- WHAT'S CHRISTMAS YODELING? - DUDE! - TORI!
[YODELING "DECK THE HALLS"]
- [LAUGHS]
[STUDENTS COMPLAINING]
- ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ FEELING LOST BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE! ♪
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- OK, MR. SANTA CLAUS.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
[BEEP]
- ♪ WELL, HAVE A VERY JOLLY HOLLY, MERRY CHRISTMAS... ♪
- WHOO! [LAUGHS]
SHOW ME THAT NORTH POLE SHUFFLE.
[DISTORTED MUSIC]
UH-OH, WHAT'S WRONG, BUDDY?
SWITCH OFF.
AAH! AAH!
AAH, GET HIM OFF!
HELP ME! GET OFF! GET OFF OF ME!
- TORI, QUIT PLAYING WITH MY MECHANICAL SANTA!
- GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF! HELP!
[DISTORTED MUSIC CONTINUES]
DID YOU SEE THAT?
SANTA TRIED TO KILL ME.
[SANTA WINDS DOWN]
- WILL YOU QUIT ACTING CHILDISH
AND HELP ME BRING THE CHRISTMAS TREE IN?
- YOU BOUGHT A TREE?
- HEH-HEH, YEP. - BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
WAIT FOR MOM AND DAD TO GET BACK IN TOWN.
- I DO NOT NEED YOUR NEGATIVITY.
[PHONE CHIMING]
[TRINA GRUNTING, TREE RUSTLING]
- OH, YAY! TRINA: YAY WHAT?
YAY ME?
- NO. I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM SIKOWITZ.
I GET TO BE SECRET SANTA FOR ANDRE.
TRINA: [GRUNTS]
LOOK AT MY ENORMOUS CHRISTMAS TREE!
- I'M LOOKING.
- [GRUNTS] COME HELP ME PULL IT IN!
[GRUNTING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
- MAN!
HOW BIG IS THIS TREE?
- IT'S NOT SMALL!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
- HI! CHRISTMAS BEEF?
MY BROTHER MADE IT. - YUM.
- MERRY CHRISTMAS!
HEH. HI!
CHRISTMAS BEEF? MY BROTHER MADE IT.
HA. HA HA! YAY!
HAVE A BEEFY CHRISTMAS! HA!
HI! CHRISTMAS BEEF?
- JUST GIVE ME ANYONE ELSE!
- JADE, YOU ARE TORI'S SECRET SANTA, AND THAT BE THAT.
- WHY DO I HAVE TO-- - HE SAID HE'S NOT GONNA CHANGE IT.
SO JUST DEAL WITH IT. WHY DON'T YOU JUST DEAL WITH IT?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST DEAL WITH IT?
- HIS HEART IS VIBRATING.
HOW MUCH COFFEE HAVE YOU DRUNK? - A LOT. LIKE A LOT.
I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, MAYBE SEVEN CUPS. A LOT.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
- HE'S DRINKING COFFEE TO STAY AWAKE AT SCHOOL
'CAUSE OF THE STUPID CRICKET
THAT'S KEEPING HIM UP EVERY NIGHT.
- LOT OF COFFEE!
LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE TORI'S SECRET SANTA.
- TOO BAD.
[SNICKERING WITH GLEE]
- STOP BOUNCING!
- I CAN'T HELP IT!
- HEY, TRINA, TRINA. - WHAT?
- YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT I GOT ANDRE
FOR HIS SECRET SANTA GIFT?
- NO.
- LOOK.
IT'S A LITTLE CERAMIC GUITAR.
I MADE IT AT COLOR ME POT.
- I THOUGHT SIKOWITZ SAID THAT YOUR SECRET SANTA GIFTS
HAVE TO BE REALLY SPECIAL AND CREATIVE.
- HE DID.
- WELL, THAT'S UGLY AND USELESS.
- NO. IT'S CUTE.
AND LOOK.
YOU CAN PRETEND TO PLAY IT, LIKE...
[IMITATES GUITAR]
♪ TORI GAVE ME THIS CHRISTMAS PRESENT ♪
♪ AND IT'S A TINY GUITAR ♪
WHY ARE YOU WALKING AWAY?
- 'CAUSE I'M EMBARRASSED FOR YOU.
- ♪ THAT WAS MEAN ♪
- HEY, ANDRE! CHRISTMAS BEEF?
- YEAH, SURE.
WAIT. WHO MADE IT?
- MY BROTHER. - MM-MM, NOPE.
NO, THANK YOU.
- WHY NOT?
- BECAUSE LAST MONTH, I ATE HIS THANKSGIVING SAUSAGE
AND I'M STILL A MESS.
- HO-HO TO THE HO.
- WHAT'S UP?
- [GRUFFLY] HO!
- SO MR. MUSIC MAN, CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND GET READY FOR THE BEST SECRET SANTA--
ROBBIE: CAT VALENTINE!
CALLING CAT VALENTINE!
- I'M CAT VALENTINE!
WHO'S CALLING? HA HA HA.
- YOUR SECRET SANTA.
- OH, MY GOD, YAY! HA HA HA.
- AND YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT IS...
YOUR VERY OWN COTTON CANDY MACHINE!
- WHOA!
- [SQUEALS SHRILLY]
- THAT'S RIGHT. THIS MAN, LARRY STEIN,
WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL WEEK
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE COTTON CANDY YOU WANT.
- HA! OH, MY GOD, ROBBIE, THANK YOU!
THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER!
LOOK, EVERYONE!
ROBBIE GOT ME A COTTON CANDY MACHINE WITH A MAN!
HA HA. COME ON, LARRY!
LET'S GET TO CLASS!
FOLLOW ME! HA HA HA HA!
- THAT'S A LEGIT SECRET SANTA GIFT.
- YEAH. IT IS.
BYE.
- HA HA HA!
HURRY, LARRY!
[LAUGHING]
- [GRUNTS]
- WHY? WHY IS IT SO HARD TO THINK OF A GOOD GIFT FOR ANDRE?
- OH. OK.
GOT THE STAR ON TOP, HEH-HEH.
NOW HELP ME DECORATE IT.
- NO. I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT-- - I NEED YOUR HELP, OK?
AND ROBBIE'S LATE.
- I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING
UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M GET-- ROBBIE?
- YEAH, I INVITED HIM OVER TO HELP DECORATE THE TREE.
- SINCE WHEN ARE YOU AND ROBBIE FRIENDS?
- UGH, WE'RE NOT.
I JUST, UM-- I'M MAKING HIM DO STUFF FOR ME.
- AND WHY WOULD HE AGREE TO THAT?
- 'CAUSE I'M PRETTY.
- BUT-- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- IT'S OPEN!
- HEY, GIRLS.
- HEY. - HEY, ROBBIE.
- HOW ARE THE VEGA SISTERS DOING ON THIS FINE DECEMBER EVENING?
- THERE'S 20 BOXES OF ORNAMENTS IN THE GARAGE. GO GET THEM.
- YOU SAID WE'D HAVE PIZZA FIRST.
- YEAH, CHANGED MY MIND. ORNAMENTS-- GET THEM.
- ROGER DODGER.
- AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- OH, I HAD SOME OF CAT'S CHRISTMAS BEEF,
AND I'M-- I'M KIND OF A MESS.
- YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST USING YOU.
- I KNOW.
BUT WHEN WE'RE DONE, SHE MIGHT HUG ME.
SO I'M OK WITH IT.
- THAT'S SO SAD.
- YEAH.
[RUSTLING OUTSIDE]
HEY, I THINK SOMETHING JUST MOVED IN YOUR BUSHES OUTSIDE.
- MR. BUSEY, IS THAT YOU?
MY DAD SAID THAT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN OUR YARD ANYMORE.
- AAH!
[CAT CHUCKLES]
- OK NOW. [MACHINE TURNS ON]
STICK YOUR STUPID ARM RIGHT IN THERE.
- KK.
[SCREAMS] IT'S CRUSHING MY ARM!
- WHAT? IT IS?
- NO, I'M JUST KIDDING, HEH. IT FEELS NICE.
- OH. [FORCES A CHUCKLE]
KILL ME WITH A ROCK.
- ANTHONY!
ANTHONY, COME ON, PLEASE.
- ANDRE, THE REASON THAT YOU GOT A "D"
IS THAT YOUR CHRISTMAS SONG DESERVED A "D."
- OK. ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE THE TEACHER AND-- AND I RESPECT YOUR DECISION.
- THANK YOU.
- WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! - OH!
- I'M SORRY! ANTHONY, WAIT.
I LET MY EMOTIONS GET THE BEST OF ME.
ANTHONY. I'MA WORK ON THIS!
ANTHONY. ANTHONY!
- MR. ROBBIE SHAPIRO.
- HEY, BECK.
- LET'S TALK SECRET SANTA.
- YOU'RE MY SECRET SANTA? - MERRY CHRISTMAS, ROB.
- YOU BOUGHT ME A GIRL? HOO-HOO.
- NO. NO.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THAT BULLY,
THE ONE WHO USED TO BEAT YOU UP WHEN YOU WERE SEVEN?
- YEAH. CHRISTY VICARIS.
MAN, I HATED THAT BEEFY LITTLE WITCH AND HER MEAN FACE.
- AND YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU'D KILL
FOR JUST ONE CHANCE TO TELL HER OFF.
- YEAH?
- ROBBIE...
CHRISTY VICARIS.
- YOU FOUND HER? YOU'RE CHRISTY?
- SO YOU WANT TO TELL ME OFF?
- WELL... I DID.
BUT NOW YOU'RE HOT.
- MAYBE YOU KIDS SHOULD GO TO JET BREW AND TALK THINGS OVER.
- OH, I'M NOT PAYING $3 FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.
- OOH, THIS'LL BUY COFFEE AND "SCAWNS."
- SCONES. - MAYBE IN CANADA.
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, ROB.
- EW, YOUR HAND IS SWEATY. - I KNOW.
- HERE.
THIS IS THE MOST GIGANTIC CUP OF COFFEE THEY SELL.
- IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
- LOOK, THAT CRICKET'S BEEN KEEPING YOU AWAKE
FOR OVER A MONTH NOW. - HI!
SECRET SANTA TIME!
- YOU MINE OR HIS?
- YOURS. FOR YOU!
- GIVE IT.
- HEY, GUYS. UM, CAN I ASK YOU A--
- SHUT UP! I'M OPENING A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
- GRUNCH.
- OH, MY GOD, CAT, YOU DID NOT.
- [SQUEALS AND GIGGLES]
- SCISSORS. - THEY'RE SPECIAL SCISSORS!
- OK.
- THEY'RE FROM A REAL MOVIE.
- I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GOT ME THESE.
- WHAT MOVIE WERE THEY USED IN?
- "THE SCISSORING."
- WITH THAT-- THAT ONE ABOUT THE GIRL
WHO COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD AND USES A PAIR OF SCISSORS
ON HER TWO BEST FRIENDS?
- YEP. - STARTING WITH THE PRETTY GIRL.
- OH.
UM, ANYWAY, YOU GUYS, I'M ANDRE'S SECRET SANTA,
AND I HAVE, LIKE, NO CLUE WHAT TO GIVE HIM.
- JUST GET HIM A PRESENT.
- OH, MY GOD.
- OK, HELP ME, PLEASE.
I DON'T WANT TO GIVE HIM THE WORST PRESENT
AND THEN HAVE TO GO CHRISTMAS YODELING WITH SIKOWITZ.
- HA. - TWO WORDS.
- I BET THEY WON'T BE HELPFUL. - YOUR PROBLEM.
- I WAS RIGHT. - [GIGGLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- HEY.
SO WHEN DO THE DECORATIONS GO ON THAT THING?
- SOON. - FIRST WE HAVE TO FLOCK IT.
- YOU-- YOU HAVE TO WHAT IT?
- FLOCK IT.
- I-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- THIS IS A FLOCKING MACHINE.
YOU USE IT TO SPRAY FAKE SNOW ALL OVER THE TREE.
- AND THAT'S CALLED FLOCKING?
- SURE IS. - UH-HUH.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR. GO GET IT.
- JADE. - CORRECT.
- WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?
- YOU.
- WAIT.
DO YOU HAVE YOUR NEW SCISSORS WITH YOU?
- NO.
[SIGHS]
DON'T BE SHY.
THOSE ARE MY OLD SCISSORS.
- OK. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- MERRY CHRISTMAS.
- YOU'RE MY SECRET SANTA?
- HO, HO.
- HO.
SO WHAT'S MY GIFT?
- AN IDEA FOR A PRESENT TO GIVE TO ANDRE.
- YOU HAVE AN IDEA?
- A PERFECT ONE.
- AWESOME. TELL ME.
- BEG ME.
- COME ON. IF YOU HAVE AN IDEA--
[DEVICE WHIRRING]
- OK. HOW DO I MAKE IT FLOCK?
- YOU JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON RIGHT ON TOP.
- SORRY.
- PLEASE GET ME A FLOCK RAG.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- HEY, MAN.
HEY, BECK. - YEAH, HEY.
HI. WHAT?
- BAM. - OH.
SO YOU'RE MY SECRET SANTA. - TRUE CHIZZ.
OPEN IT UP. - RIGHT.
[CRICKET CHIRPING] YOU BOUGHT ME A CRICKET?
- NOPE. I CAUGHT YOU A CRICKET.
THAT'S THE ONE THAT'S BEEN LIVING IN YOUR TRAILER
KEEPING YOU UP EVERY NIGHT.
- SHUT UP. HOW DID YOU CA-- HOW DID YOU CATCH HIM?
- WELL, YOU MOM LET ME INTO YOUR PLACE
AFTER YOU LEFT THIS MORNING.
AND I USED SOME PEANUT BUTTER TO LURE HIM INTO THAT BOX.
- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT CRICKETS LIKE PEANUT BUTTER?
- EVERYBODY LIKES PEANUT BUTTER.
- IS THAT A CRICKET?
- YEAH. - UH-HUH.
- CAN I HAVE IT?
- SURE.
- COURTNEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM YOUR SECRET SANTA.
- [GASPS]
- WHAT'D YOU GET? - A CRICKET.
- THAT'S HOT.
- [GASPS]
HERE COMES ROBBIE WITH ANDRE'S TEACHER.
- OH, HURRY. GO, GO.
AHEM.
[MIC BEEPS]
CHECK.
[AMPLIFIED] HEY, ANTHONY.
HEY.
OK, EVERYONE. YOU GUYS KNOW ANTHONY,
ONE OF THE HOLLYWOOD ARTS' AWESOME MUSIC TEACHERS.
- HERE HE IS TO MY RIGHT.
ALL: ANTHONY.
- WELL, EARLIER THIS WEEK, HE GAVE ANDRE HARRIS
A "D" ON HIS CHRISTMAS SONG.
[COLLECTIVE GROANS] - OH, MAN, NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS.
- SO WE THOUGHT THAT YOU GUYS SHOULD HEAR
ANDRE'S CHRISTMAS SONG AND SEE WHAT YOU THINK.
[STUDENTS MURMUR APPROVINGLY]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- ♪ CAROLERS SINGING ♪
♪ SLEIGH BELLS ARE RINGING ♪
♪ IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR ♪
♪ EVERYONE'S TOASTING CHESTNUTS ARE ROASTING ♪
♪ CHRISTMASTIME IS NEAR ♪
♪ BUT SOMETHING'S MISSING AND I'M WISHING ♪
♪ WISHING THAT YOU KNEW ♪
♪ HOW MUCH IT WOULD MEAN TO SPEND ♪
TOGETHER: ♪ THIS CHRISTMASTIME WITH YOU ♪
- WHOO-HOO! - WHOO!
- ♪ SO IF YOU FEEL IT COMING ♪
- ♪ ON THIS SPECIAL DAY ♪
TOGETHER: ♪ JUST TRUST YOUR HEART ♪
♪ DON'T LET YOUR HEAD GET IN THE WAY ♪
♪ 'CAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪
- ♪ AND THE START OF SOMETHING NEW ♪
TOGETHER: ♪ BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪
- ♪ AND I HOPE YOU FEEL IT TOO ♪
♪ CANDY CANES AND MISTLETOE ♪
♪ JACK FROST NIPPING AT YOUR NOSE ♪
♪ BUT ALL OF IT MEANS NOTHING ♪
TOGETHER: ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪
TORI: ♪ JUST FOR A MINUTE, YOU GET A FEELING ♪
TOGETHER: ♪ LOOK UP IN THE SKY ♪
- ♪ SANTA'S HERE, SO GET IN THE SPIRIT ♪
TOGETHER: ♪ JUST GIVE IT A TRY ♪
- ♪ CHILDREN BEAMING AND I'M DREAMING ♪
♪ HOPING THAT IT'S TRUE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH ♪
♪ TO SPEND THIS CHRISTMASTIME WITH YOU ♪
- ♪ SO IF YOU FEEL IT COMIN' ♪
♪ ON THE SPECIAL DAY ♪
TOGETHER: ♪ JUST TRUST YOUR HEART ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I CAN'T WAIT ♪
♪ TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪
- ♪ AND THE START OF SOMETHING NEW ♪
TOGETHER: ♪ WELL, IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪
- ♪ AND I HOPE YOU FEEL IT TOO ♪
- ♪ EVERYONE TOGETHER SINGS ♪
♪ OF SILVER BELLS AND GARDEN RINGS ♪
♪ BUT ALL OF IT MEANS NOTHING ♪
TOGETHER: ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪
- ♪ NO, NO, NO ♪
TOGETHER: ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ WITHOUT YOU, YOU, YOU ♪
♪ IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS WITHOUT YOU! ♪
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - YEAH, THAT'S MY GIRLS.
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, ANDRE, FROM YOUR SECRET SANTA.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
- WHOO!
- ALL RIGHT.
OK. - HEH.
- MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOUR SONG.
[STUDENTS MURMUR IN AGREEMENT]
- SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE ANDRE'S GRADE TO...
- WELL...
- PERHAPS AN "A"?
- AN "A."
[ALL CHEERING]
TORI [VOICEOVER]: AND WHEN THE GIFT-GIVING WAS OVER,
SIKOWITZ REALIZED THAT ALL THE CHILDREN GAVE EACH OTHER
WONDERFULLY CREATIVE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
AND THAT HIS GIFT, A USED CRICKET,
TO AN AWKWARD YOUNG GIRL,
WAS TRULY THE WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENT OF ALL.
AND SO, ON THAT CHRISTMAS EVE, HE YODELED WITH CRAZY STRANGERS.
[YODELING "JINGLE BELLS"]
- AH! [YODELING CONTINUES]
- ♪ AS LONG AS YOU SAY IT ♪
♪ SO TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
TOGETHER: ♪ AND TELL ME THAT I TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY ♪
♪ MAYBE IF YOU TAKE ONE MORE ♪
♪ THEN I WOULD KNOW FOR SURE ♪
♪ THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SAY ♪
- ♪ TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME ANYWAY ♪
[BELL DINGS]
MAN: MMM!
JADE: BEG ME.