♪♪
- I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH YOU.
I JUST WANT US TO BE HAPPY. - WHAT'D SHE SAY?
- [TORI] WHAT'D HE SAY? - I-- I-- I CAN'T--
- I-- CAN'T HEAR. [BOTH STRUGGLING]
- OKAY, OKAY. TAKE 'EM OFF.
SEE? NOT SO EASY TO PERFORM
A SCENE WHEN YOU HAVE A BUCKET ON YOUR HEAD, IS IT?
- NO. - IT'S DIFFICULT.
- YES. WELL, CLASS DISMISSED.
- BUT WE STILL HAVE MORE TIME.
- WE DO? HOW MUCH?
- 55 MINUTES.
- OH. OH!
WELL, ACTUALLY I DO HAVE SOMETHING I NEED
TO DISCUSS WITH SOME OF YOU.
TORI, CAT, ANDRE, ROBBIE, JADE, PLEASE STAY.
THE REST OF YOU MAY WANDER THE HALLS.
ENJOY YOUR DAY. THANKS FOR COMING.
I'M HERE ALL WEEK. TIP YOUR NURSES AND CLOWNS.
- WHY DID YOU MAKE THEM LEAVE?
- UH, I DON'T KNOW.
THEY NEVER TALK.
- YEAH.
THEY JUST SIT THERE AND REACT.
- [ANDRE] THAT'S RIGHT. - THEY JUST DON'T TALK.
- SO WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US?
- WHO LIKES PARADES?
- ANTONIO BANDERAS.
- HILLBILLIES!
- NO ONE.
- OH, COME ON. PARADES ARE FUN.
ONE TIME MY BROTHER WAS IN A PARADE,
BUT HE WAS INAPPROPRIATE, SO THE PARADE PEOPLE
CALLED THE POLICE, AND NOW HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO BE IN PARADES...
OR BE NEAR HORSES.
- PLAY WITH THE PRETTY KEYS.
- KAY, KAY.
- SO YOU ALL ABOUT THE WOMAN I'VE BEEN DATING, FELICIA.
- WHAT? - NO, I DON'T.
- WELL, ANYWAY. SHE'S THE CREATIVE DIRECTOR
OF THIS YEAR'S PARADE PARADE. - PARADE PARADE?
- I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT. - EXACTLY.
IT'S A PARADE TO HELP RAISE AWARENESS OF PARADES.
ANYWAY, I SORT OF PROMISED FELICIA
I'D GET SOME OF MY MOST CREATIVE STUDENTS
TO BUILD A FLOAT AND PERFORM.
- IN THE PARADE PARADE?
- YES. SO WHO WOULD LIKE TO--
HOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU?
WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO BUILD A FLOAT
AND DO A LITTLE SONG IN THE PARADE?
HM?
FOR SWEET DADDY SIKOWITZ?
[STUDENTS GROANING]
- NO. - UH.
- ALL RIGHT. IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
WHERE ALL KINDS OF HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS AND CASTING DIRECTORS
WILL SEE YOU, THAT'S COODILY-DO WITH ME.
- WAIT! - YES?
- THIS PARADE'S GONNA BE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION?
- YEP. - WELL, IF IT'S GONNA BE ON NATIONAL--
- GIVE ME MY KEY'S BACK.
WHERE'S MY HOUSE KEY?
- I'LL TAKE HER TO THE NURSE.
- I SWALLOWED IT. - WE'LL SEE IT AGAIN.
- ♪ HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ FEELIN' LOST ♪
♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN ♪
♪ TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪
♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪
♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW ♪
♪ YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR... ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE, YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪
♪♪
- OKAY.
- OKAY...
- PARADE FLOATS.
- IDEAS.
- WHAT DO WE HAVE SO FAR?
- LET'S SEE.
OH, WE HAVE TWO.
A TRIBUTE TO THE FRUITS OF MEXICO
AND NEED GOOD IDEA FOR A FLOAT.
- WHAT WAS WRONG WITH MY IDEA?
- NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A PARADE FLOAT CALLED
THE LADIES OF NORTHRIDGE.
[ANDRE AND ROBBIE] - WELL.
- COME ON, GUYS. BE SERIOUS.
YOU WANT TO LOOK DUMB ON NATIONAL TV?
[GASPING] [GLASS SHATTERING]
- WHO'S GONNA BE ON NATIONAL TV?
- WE'RE PERFORMING IN THE PARADE PARADE.
- I'LL DO IT.
- TRINA... - NO, SERIOUSLY.
I'LL SING, OR DANCE, OR I COULD JUST STAND ON THE FLOAT,
LIKE RIGHT IN FRONT, AND JUST BE THE PRETTY GIRL.
I COULD TOTALLY JUST BE THE PRETTY GIRL.
- ALL RIGHT. LET'S PUT IT TO A VOTE.
ALL THOSE-- - [ALL] NO!
- FINE. I DON'T WANT TO BE IN IT.
I WOULDN'T BE IN IT IF YOU GUYS BEGGED ME.
JUST LET ME BE IN IT. [ALL MURMURING]
I DON'T EVEN WANNA BE IN IT!
[JADE GASPING]
- YOUR SISTER JUST ELBOWED ME IN MY LUNG.
- I'LL GET YOU SOME ICE.
- SIT DOWN!
- I'M SORRY. DID SOMEONE INVITE YOU HERE?
- BECK TOLD ME YOU GUYS WERE PERFORMING ON NATIONAL TV.
- SO?
- AND YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING THAT WITHOUT ME?
- YOU STORMED OUT OF SIKOWITZ'S CLASS.
I FEEL THAT JADE SHOULD BE INCLUDED.
- OKAY, FINE. WHATEVER. SO WHAT'S OUR FLOAT GONNA BE?
- SOMEONE SHOULD JUST PICK AN IDEA.
- OKAY, SO WHO'S GONNA PICK?
- WELL, LUCKILY I HAVE THE NEW PEARPAD APP CALLED SPINAMAJIG.
[ALL GROANING]
- LET ME JUST FINISH INPUTTING OUR FACES,
AND NOW I STROKE THIS, AND THE WHEEL SPINS RANDOMLY
UNTIL IT LANDS ON ONE OF US.
- AND THAT PERSON GETS TO PICK WHAT THE FLOAT'S GONNA BE?
- NO, CAT, THAT PERSON GETS A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT.
[GASP]
- COME ON, LET'S JUST DO THIS.
- HERE, GO. - OKAY.
HERE GOES.
[PEARPAD PLAYING MUSIC]
- I CAN'T REMEMBER A TIME WHEN THIS WASN'T HAPPENING.
- YOU THINK IT'S ALMOST DONE?
- OH MY GOD. IT STOPPED ON MY FACE.
- UH-HUH. SO YOU GET TO PICK
WHAT OUR FLOAT'S GONNA BE.
- SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, CAT?
- HEHE.
[SIKOWITZ] - HM...
A GIANT CUPCAKE?
[GIGGLING]
- ALL RIGHT.
♪♪
[ANDRE] - WE DON'T WANNA WEAR THESE.
- WHY DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE YOUR COSTUMES?
[DRILL WHIRRING]
- W-WHY?
- THEY'RE CANDY JAMMIES.
THEY GO PERFECT WITH OUR CUPCAKE THEME.
- YEAH, THEY DO. I THINK THEY'RE RAD COOL.
- YEAH. THEY LOOK ADORABLE.
- YOU KNOW SHE WANTS US ALL TO WEAR 'EM?
- I WILL POP YOUR HEAD LIKE A ZIT.
- GRAPHIC.
- HI.
- OH, YOUR FLOAT IS LOOKING GIGANTICALLY DELICIOUS.
- I KNOW. IT'S PRETTY COOL, HUH?
- INDEED. YOU'RE GONNA FINISH IN TIME?
- YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO WORK ALL NIGHT IF WE HAVE TO.
WE'LL GET HER DONE.
- EXCELLENT. FELICIA WILL BE SO...
[LAUGHTER]
♪♪
- AND THIS CUPCAKE...
IS DONE. [ALL CHEERING]
- YAY! CUPCAKE POWER!
WOO!
- HEY, CAT. CAT, CAT, CAT... - YEAH?
- YOU'RE KILLING ME!
- TIME?
- OH, IT'S, UM...
[PEARPAD BEEPING] 1:20 AM.
- OKAY, SO WE BETTER GET GOING NOW.
- WE DON'T HAVE TO CHECK IN TILL 7:00.
- THIS THING ONLY GOES LIKE FOUR MILES AN HOUR,
AND THE PARADE IS IN PASADENA.
- IF WE LEAVE NOW, WE'LL PROBABLY JUST BARELY MAKE IT.
- ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, IN THE DESSERT.
- LET'S GO. - [ANDRE] HERE WE GO.
- OH, HERE ARE THE KEYS TO THE CUPCAKE.
- OH, NO, NO, NO.
I CAN'T DRIVE THAT THING WITH YOU KIDS IN IT.
I HAVE A SEMI SUSPENDED DRIVER'S LICENSE.
- WHY DID IT GET SUSPENDED?
- WELL, SEE, I WAS DRIVING THROUGH VEGAS
WITH THESE PEOPLE
I MET AT THE CIRCUS, AND, UM--
- WE'LL LET BECK DRIVE.
- CIRCUS PEOPLE?
- ONE WOMAN HAD AN EXTRA FINGER ON HER LEFT HAN--
- LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT.
- MM-HM.
♪♪
- HOW DO I SEE OUT OF THIS THING?
- OH, YOU JUST LOOK THROUGH THE PERISCOPE.
RIGHT HERE.
- THIS SEEMS DANGEROUS.
- OH, YOU BIG BABY.
COME ON, LET'S GET TO THAT PARADE BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP.
- SHE HAD SIX FINGERS ON ONE HAND?
- YEP.
SHE COULD SWIM LIKE A TORPEDO.
- OKAY. HANG ON, EVERYBODY.
[STRUGGLING TO START]
[STARTS]
HERE WE GO. [CAT GASPING]
[ANDRE] - OH, YAY!
[CAT] - ARE WE MOVING?
[BECK] - YEP, WE'RE MOVING.
[ANDRE] - CAN'T IT GO ANY FASTER?
[BECK] - SURE, IF WE WERE BEING TOWED
BY SOMETHING THAT GOES FASTER.
[ENGINE WHIRRING]
- ♪ THE WHEELS ON THE CUPCAKE SPIN AROUND ♪
[ALL] - ♪ SPIN AROUND, SPIN AROUND ♪
♪ THE WHEELS ON THE CUPCAKE SPIN AROUND... ♪
- UH... - UM...
[ALL] - ♪ DO DA DOODILY DO ♪
♪♪
[SIRENS]
[CAT] - WHAT STREET ARE WE ON?
[REX] - YEAH, WHAT STREET?
- LET'S JUST SAY IT AIN'T SESAME STREET.
- I LOVE SESAME STREET.
♪ SUNNY-- ♪ - NO!
- HEY. HEY, WHAT'S IN THAT SACK?
- I DON'T KNOW. - I DON'T KNOW.
- WELL, I SWEAR IT JUST MOVED.
[TRINA] - OW!
[ALL COMPLAINING]
THANKS FOR KICKING ME IN THE MOUTH.
- WHY ARE YOU IN THAT SACK?
- SO I CAN PERFORM IN THE PARADE.
- GREAT, NOW WE GOT-- [ALL SHOUTING]
- NO ONE LIKES YOU!
- YOU'RE A NUISANCE. [SHOUTING CONTINUES]
[AIR RELEASING] [TIRES SCREECHING]
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- I THINK WE GOT A FLAT TIRE.
[ALL GROANING] - THIS IS FANTASTIC.
- WOW. - GOOD.
[SIRENS] [MUSIC BLASTING]
- FUN NEIGHBORHOOD.
- YEP, WE GOT A FLAT TIRE.
- DO WE HAVE A SPARE?
- WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A TRUNK.
- HEY, HERE COME SOME GUYS.
MAYBE THEY CAN HELP US.
HEY, FELLAS!
- YEAH, MAYBE THEY CAN HELP US
FIND A... BACK IN THE CUPCAKE!
- RIGHT BEHIND YOU! - GO, GO, GO.
GO, GO, GO. OPEN THIS DOOR!
- GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
♪♪
- DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?
- I SEE A GUY ON THE SIDEWALK PETTING A LITTLE DOG.
WAIT, NO.
IT'S A GIANT RAT.
AND HE'S NOT PETTING IT.
HE'S EATING IT.
[TRINA GASPS] [ANDRE GROANS]
I'M GONNA SHUT THIS.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
- UH, ALMOST 3:00 AM.
- AND, UH, WHAT TIME DO WE HAVE TO CHECK INTO THE PARADE BY?
- 7:00 AM.
- WHICH MEANS WE HAVE TO BE THERE IN...
[PEARPAD BEEPING]
WAIT LET ME DO IT OVER AGAIN.
UH...
- FOUR HOURS!
- FOUR HOURS.
- YEAH, HI. WE HAVE A FLAT TIRE.
COULD YOU PLEASE SEND A TOW TRUCK?
GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WE'RE ON THE CORNER OF SPATES AND 83RD.
YEAH, HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
IT'LL TAKE FOR YOU TO-- [PHONE CLICKS]
HELLO? HELLO?
HE HUNG UP.
- MAN, NOBODY'S GONNA DRIVE INTO THIS NEIGHBORHOOD AT NIGHT.
- HEY, BATMAN WOULD.
- DO YOU HAVE BATMAN'S PHONE NUMBER?
- NO.
- THEN HOW WE GONNA CALL BATMAN?
- WE'RE NOT. - I KNOW WE'RE NOT.
- ALL RIGHT. I THINK THERE'S
A 24 HOUR PRICECO ON SPATES.
I'LL JOG UP THERE, BUY A TIRE, AND BE BACK IN 30 MINUTES.
- ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BE RUNNING
THROUGH THIS NEIGHBORHOOD AT 3:00 AM?
- THE ONLY THING I'M AFRAID OF IS FEAR...
AND THE GUY WHO INSTALLED MY SATELLITE DISH.
I KNOW HE WANTED TO HURT ME.
[GLASS SMASHING] [CAR ALARM]
I AM RUNNING AWAY!
♪♪
- MAN, SIKOWITZ HAS BEEN GONE FOR ALMOST AN HOUR.
- I'M CALLING THE COPS.
- YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. - DO THAT.
- NO SIGNAL. WHAT HAPPENED?
I HAD FULL BARS A FEW MINUTES AGO.
- I NEVER HAVE SIGNAL.
- YOU'RE STILL ON MOBILE TECH?
- I SIGNED A FIVE YEAR CONTRACT!
- NO BARS. - NOTHING.
- NO BARS. - WHY CAN'T WE GET A SIGNAL?
- ARE YOU SURE? - YEAH.
THERE USED TO BE A CELL PHONE TOWER RIGHT UP THERE.
- WHAT KIND OF SICKO STEALS A CELL PHONE TOWER?
- OH!
OH, THANK JENNER.
OH, OFFICERS, I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.
- YEAH...
- WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?
- THEY WERE TAKEN BY HOOLIGANS.
THEY JUMPED ME ABOUT A QUARTER MILE BACK THAT WAY.
- AND, UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING RUNNING
AROUND THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, HUH?
- OH, WELL I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE PARADE PARADE,
RIDING ALONG WITH A BUNCH OF CHILDREN IN A GIANT CUPCAKE.
- UH-HUH. - NOW, THE NEXT THING I KNOW,
ONE OF THE CUPCAKE'S TIRES GOES POP.
AND WHY ARE YOU TAKING OUT YOUR HANDCUFFS?
I-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME?
THERE ARE SEVEN CHILDREN IN A CUPCAKE WHO NEED ME.
HELP!
- THERE IS NO CHILDREN IN A CUPCAKE.
- YES! THEY'RE WEARING CANDY PAJAMAS.
HELP! HELP ME!
FREEDOM!
[ROBBIE] - HOW LONG HAS SIKOWITZ BEEN GONE?
- WAY TOO LONG.
- OKAY, WE CAN'T JUST KEEP SITTING HERE.
- THEN LET'S HEAR A PLAN.
- WELL, WE HAVE TWO GUYS IN THIS CUPCAKE.
I THINK THEY SHOULD GO FOR HELP.
- TWO GUYS?
- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
- UH, I REALLY DON'T.
- COME ON, WHY DON'T THE TWO OF YOU QUIT ACTING LIKE A COUPLE
OF DAISIES AND GET OUT THERE?
- IF WE GO OUT THERE DRESSED LIKE THIS...
- WE'LL GET TORN PART.
- TRUE.
TORI, YOU GO.
- WHAT? - NOTHING.
- COME ON, LET'S JUST DO IT. - DO IT?
- COME ON. - BUT...
OKAY.
WAIT, UH, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHICH WAY WE SHOULD GO?
- WELL, ACCORDING TO PAD MAP, HEAD DUE NORTH FOR ABOUT--
ANDRE! DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT! NO!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
[DOG BARKING]
- OH, OKAY. SO YOU-- YOU DIDN'T STEAL
THIS CELL PHONE TOWER? - NO.
- THEN HOW COME YOU HAD IT? - I WAS COMING HOME FROM CHURCH.
- OH, IT FELL ON HIM. - OH, IT FELL ON YOU!
- HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME. - OKAY, IT FELL ON YOU!
- HEY, HEY, HEY. GET BACK OVER HERE.
[ALL ARGUING]
[ARGUING CONTINUES]
[ROBBIE SCREAMING]
- YOU SCARED US!
- WHERE'S HELP? - WE DIDN'T GET ANY.
- WE GOT JUMPED BY LIKE SIX GUYS.
- AND I SWEAR ONE OF THEM WAS WEARING SIKOWITZ'S PANTS.
[VEHICLE SHAKING] - OH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- IT'S THE DUDES THAT JUMPED US.
- HOOLIGANS!
- THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE?
- OH, MAN, WE'RE GONNA DIE WEARING CANDY JAMMIES.
- WHAT DO WE DO?
- THE CONFETTI CANNON!
- YES. - YES.
- OKAY, COVER YOUR EARS.
[BANG]
- COME ON. - LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
- RUN AWAY!
- I THINK IT WORKED.
[SIGHS OF RELIEF]
- HEY, WHERE'S TORI?
- SHE WENT TO LOOK FOR YOU AND ANDRE?
- WHAT? - SHE WENT OUT THERE?
HOW'D YOU GUYS LET HER GO OUT THERE ALL BY HERSELF?
- DID YOU TRY AND STOP HER?
- IN A WAY.
- WHAT DID YOU DO? - I OPENED THE DOOR.
[DOG BARKING]
- OH, HELLO.
UM, MY NAME'S TORI.
HONOR STUDENT.
- MY NAME IS KEVIN.
- WOW.
I USED TO HAVE A HAMSTER NAMED KEVIN.
YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HAD A HAMSTER.
OKAY, HERE'S THE THING.
SEE, MY FRIENDS AND I HAD A FLAT TIRE BACK THERE IN THIS--
WELL, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN, BUT, UM, WE JUST NEED SOME HELP
CHANGING, YOU KNOW, THE TIRE.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE?
- YEAH.
WE KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE.
- WE'LL CHANGE IT REAL GOOD.
- WELL, TERRIFIC.
- AND YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE
THESE LUG NUTS ARE NICE AND TIGHT.
THERE WE GO. SET HER DOWN.
- COMING DOWN.
- GOOD AS NEW.
- YAY. THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH.
HOW SWEET ARE THEY?
- THEY'RE-- THEY'RE-- SWEET ALL RIGHT.
- JUST LOOK AT THEM. - SWEET GUYS.
- HEY, I WONDER WHERE SIKOWITZ IS.
- I DON'T KNOW. - THINK WE STILL GOT TIME
TO MAKE IT TO THE PARADE?
- I DON'T KNOW, ANDRE.
I HAVE NO WAY TO TELL TIME NOW.
- WAIT, ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO THE PARADE PARADE?
- YEAH, THIS IS OUR FLOAT.
- SO YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE PARADE?
- YEAH, WE'RE PERFORMING.
- WHOA.
- WELL, WE WERE JUST GONNA WATCH IT ON TV.
- NOT HI-DEF, THOUGH.
- WELL, DO YOU WANT TO COME TO THE PARADE WITH US?
- COULD WE?
- UH...
- UM... [ALL MURMURING]
♪♪
- OKAY, HERE WE GO.
- ♪ THE WHEELS ON THE CUPCAKE SPIN AROUND ♪
- ♪ SPIN AROUND, SPIN AROUND ♪
♪ THE WHEELS ON THE CUPCAKE SPIN AROUND DO DA DOODILY DO ♪♪
- WAIT! WAIT FOR DADDY!
- WE GOT A PANTSLESS CAUCASIAN WESTBOUND ON SPATES.
- SEND BACKUP!
- ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ MY BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER IS THE ONE FOR ME ♪
♪ B.F.B., B.F.B. ♪
♪ MY BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER MY BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER ♪
[ALL] - ♪ B.F.B., B.F.B. ♪
♪ MY BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER MY BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER ♪
[TIMER BEEPS] - [MAN] MM!
[JADE] - I WILL POP YOUR HEAD LIKE A ZIT.