[MUSIC PLAYING]
- ALL RIGHT. LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.
FROM THE TOP OF PAGE SIX,
AND SINJIN, STOP SNIFFING ME.
AND ACTION.
- ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET ALL MAD. I WAS JUST SAYING--
- I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. - KEVIN, I--
- IF YOU THINK MY ADOPTED SISTER'S A FREAKY WEIRDO,
THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY SO?
- YOUR SISTER'S A FREAKY WEIRDO.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D SAY THAT.
- BUT YOU JUST TOLD ME-- - GET OUT OF HERE!
GET OUT OF MY RANCH HOUSE! - OH, COME ON NOW!
[ARGUING]
- GET OUT OF HERE, FREELOADER!
I'M SORRY, MANDY. I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND.
BUT ANYONE WHO'D CALL MY ADOPTED SISTER A WEIRDO--
- YEP, YEP. SHUT UP A SECOND.
HI, UM, CAN I GET A 5:00 APPOINTMENT
FOR A FOOT BLEACHING?
- FOOT BLEACHING?
TORI, IS THAT IN THE REWRITES?
- NO, IT IS NOT.
TRINA, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCENE!
- YEAH, WELL, THAT DOESN'T HELP WHITEN MY FEET, DOES IT?
NO, NO, IT HAS TO BE AT 5:00.
AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT BIG SWEATY GIRL.
I WANT FOON-YEE.
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S TAKE FIVE MINUTES.
- TEN. - FIVE.
- LOOK, CAN YOU JUST PUT FOON-YEE ON THE PHONE?
- HEY. - BUSY.
- BYE, FOON-YEE.
- YOU JUST HUNG UP ON THE BEST FOOT BLEACHER
IN ALL OF BEVERLY-- - CAN YOU HELP ME?
COULD YOU DO THAT FOR ME, PLEASE?
AS MY SISTER, CAN YOU HELP ME HERE?
- IT'S JUST A STUPID LITTLE PLAY.
WHY ARE YOU SO AMPED?
- OH, COME ON, LIKE YOU WEREN'T AMPED
THE FIRST TIME YOU GOT TO DIRECT A PLAY?
- YOU LOOK BLOATED.
HAVE YOU BEEN EATING A LOT OF SALT?
- LISTEN, I'D REALLY LIKE TO GET AN "A" IN THIS CLASS,
SO I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD HELP ME OUT HERE
AND LISTEN-- - OH! GOOD!
IT'S FOON-YEE. HEY, FOONY GIRL.
I GOT SOME DINGY FEET FOR YOU.
- SORRY, YOU GUYS. - OH, IT'S COOL.
ROBBIE: NO BIG. - BUT, UH, I GOTTA ASK.
I MEAN, DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT, UM--
- OH, MY GOD, I DO LOOK BLOATED.
- NAH! WELL...
NAH.
- WHY'D YOU CAST TRINA AS THE LEAD GIRL?
- I DIDN'T WANT TO. YOU KNOW MY CUDDLE ME CATHY DOLL
THAT I LOVE AND THAT I'VE HAD SINCE I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD?
- NAH, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. - YOU'VE NEVER MENTIONED THAT.
- OH. WELL, TRINA KIDNAPPED HER
AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE HER BACK UNLESS--
- UNLESS YOU GIVE TRINA THE LEAD.
- YEP - THAT'S JANKED UP.
- YEAH. BUT, UH, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE A LITTLE OLD TO BE PLAYING WITH DOLLS?
- RIGHT? - I KNOW!
TRINA: OKAY, WE'RE ALL GOOD.
FOON-YEE CAN TAKE ME AT 5:00.
- WELL, THAT'S FANTASTIC NEWS.
- YOU GO TO FOON-YEE? - YEAH, SHE BLEACHES MY FEET.
- SHE BLEACHES MY FEET!
- [GASP] NO WAY!
- OH, MY GOD!
- SINJIN! - CROSSING OFF.
- HEY, TRINA. - WHAT?
- YOU WANT TO KNOW MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT YOU?
- [SCOFFS] - AH!
- TRINA!
- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
- SHUT IT, PUPPET!
UH, SO LISTEN, ABOUT YOUR SCRIPT...
- YEAH? - WHY DID YOU CHANGE
ALL MY LINES TO ALIEN WORDS?
- WELL, IT'S NOT 'CAUSE I THINK YOU'RE A BAD ACTOR.
- DUH.
SO CAN'T I SAY SOME OF MY LINES IN AMERICAN?
- WELL, I JUST FELT LIKE YOU'RE SUCH AN AMAZING ACTOR,
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED REAL WORDS TO BE GREAT!
- YEAH, I GET IT.
- NAH, SAY IT IN ALIEN.
- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
- ATTAGIRL!
♪ HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ FEELING LOST, BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪
♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪
♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE, YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE ♪
♪ IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ANDRE: ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET ALL MAD, I WAS JUST SAYING--
- LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE SAYING.
- KEV! I JUST-- - LOOK, IF YOU THINK
MY SISTER'S A FREAKY WEIRDO, THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY SO?
- YOU LIKING IT SO FAR?
[TRINA SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
ANDRE: YOUR SISTER'S A FREAKY WEIRDO.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D SAY THAT!
- BUT YOU JUST TOLD ME-- - GET OUTTA HERE!
GET OUT OF MY RANCH HOUSE--
- DON'T YOU LIKE THAT.
[ARGUING]
- YOU GOT YOUR WISH!
I'M SORRY, MANDY!
I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND, BUT...
ANYONE WHO'D CALL MY ADOPTED SISTER A WEIRDO
IS NO FRIEND OF MINE.
- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
- MANDY!
YOU KNOW I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU,
NOT WITH YOUR SPEECH IMPEDIMENT.
- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
- UH, YOU'RE HUNGRY. - [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
- YOU'RE FRIGHTENED. [TRINA CONTINUES ALIEN NONSENSE]
- UH, YOU'RE STICKY? YOU'RE CANADIAN!
YOU LIKE MY PANTS?
- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE] - OH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE SOFTLY]
ROBBIE: YOU WANT ME TO COME CLOSER?
- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE SOFTLY]
- WHOA! MANDY, WAIT!
WHAT IS-- WHAT IS-- OH, OH.
OH... OHHHH!
I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS.
- TORI. ROBBIE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU'RE NOT THE SAME AS ME? - YEAH?
- YOU WROTE THIS PLAY?
- YEAH. YOU LIKE IT?
ROBBIE: YOU'RE NOT OF THIS EARTH?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, YOU... YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER PLANET?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
- OKAY, COME ON, IF YOU WERE AN ALIEN,
WHY WOULD YOU PRETEND TO BE MY SISTER
HERE, IN THIS SIMPLE RANCH HOUSE?
- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
- OKAY. OKAY, THEN PROVE IT.
- YOU READY FOR THIS?
YEAH? GET EXCITED.
[PULLEY SQUEAKING]
- [ALIEN SQUEALING]
- OOH!
HOW DOES SHE GET HER FEET SO WHITE?
- [ALIEN SQUEALING]
- WELL DONE, FOON-YEE.
- GOD, MANDY, YOU ARE AN ALIEN!
- [ALIEN HOOTING]
- OH, MY GOSH. HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME--
[FLY SYSTEM BREAKING, AUDIENCE GASPING]
- HELP! - GET HER DOWN!
STOP THE PLAY! HURRY! [GLASS SHATTERING]
- WELL, I GUESS SOMEONE SHOULD GET THIS ON VIDEO.
- HELP! HELP!
- GRAB THE LIGHT THINGY!
- OH!
- [SCREAMING]
- THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME COME TO THIS PLAY.
- [SCREAMING] [GLASS SHATTERING]
- THEIR POOR RANCH HOUSE.
- [SCREAMING]
[GASPING]
AH.
- PLEASE TELL ME IT'S OVER.
- [SCREAMING]
- IT'S OVER.
TRINA: GET THIS WALL OFF OF ME!
- COME ON, HELP ME!
LIFT IT! 1, 2, 3!
TRINA: GET OFF OF ME!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- POOR TRINA.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WENT WRONG.
- DON'T WORRY. ONE TIME, MY BROTHER WAS IN VEGAS,
AND HE FELL OUT OF A FOURTH STORY HOTEL WINDOW
AND LANDED ON THE ROOF OF A SHUTTLE BUS.
- AND HE WAS OKAY?
- NO.
- WELL, BUT HE'S OKAY NOW?
- NO.
HE'S SERIOUSLY MESSED UP.
- COME ON, COME ON, I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET KIKO AFTER SCHOOL.
- KIKO?
- YEAH, THIS GIRL I MET AT BF WANG'S.
SHE'S ALL EXOTIC AND POLYNESIAN.
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
- I LOVE BF WANG'S.
HAVE YOU GUYS TRIED THEIR BANG BANG NOODLES?
NO?
- BYE. - UH, LANE SAYS WE CAN'T LEAVE.
- LANE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT KIKO!
- [GIGGLING] - WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
- ARE YOU LAUGHING AT THAT VIDEO OF TRINA GETTING HURT?
- NO. [SCREAMING ON VIDEO]
I'M LAUGHING AT THE COMMENTS.
- YOU POSTED IT ONLINE?
- A LITTLE BIT.
- HOW'S TRINA? - IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
- HOW'S THE RANCH HOUSE?
- TRINA'S BANGED UP, BUT SHE'S GOING TO BE FINE.
NOTHING SERIOUS.
- OH, THANK GOD. - YEP. BYE!
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. SIT DOWN.
- WHY?
- YEAH, WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE HERE?
- 'CAUSE... YOU ALL ARE SUSPECTS.
- OH, NOT AGAIN.
- SUSPECTS? - FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO TRINA?
- MM-HMM. - BUT THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
- YEP, A TERRIBLE, HILARIOUS ACCIDENT
THAT ALREADY HAS 1,700 VIEWS.
- POSTING VIDEOS OF PEOPLE'S TRAGEDIES
IS JUST MEAN AND WRONG.
- YEAH, NO, THANKS I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT ON THAT.
- AND WHAT HAPPENED TO TRINA WASN'T AN ACCIDENT.
THIS IS THE GIMBAL THAT CONNECTED TRINA'S HARNESS
TO THE STEEL WIRES THAT MADE HER FLY.
- HEY, LISTEN, I'D LOVE TO HANG,
BUT I MET THIS GIRL NAMED KIKO AT BF WANG'S, AND I--
- HEY!
SEE THIS? SOMEONE CUT A NOTCH HERE,
AND THAT'S WHAT MADE TRINA FALL.
- SO YOU'RE SAYING IT WAS--
- (MISPRONOUNCED) SABOTAGE?
- YEAH! AND ACCORDING TO TRINA,
EVERYONE OF YOU WAS WITH HER AT SOME POINT JUST BEFORE THE SHOW.
- MAN, WHOEVER DID IT, YOU BETTER STEP UP.
I WANT TO GO PLAY WITH KIKO.
- OH, COME ON, NOBODY HERE WOULD DO THAT TO TRINA.
- EXCEPT YOU. - WHAT, ME?
- (SOUTHERN BELLE ACCENT) WHO ME?
WHY, I WOULD NEVER HURT MY DEAR SISTER TRINA,
NOT ME, SWEET SALLY PEACHES!
- I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!
- WHATEVER! I SAW WHAT HAPPENED.
- WHEN? - BEFORE THE PLAY.
SHE AND TRINA WERE FIGHTING.
- WE WERE ARGUING. - YEAH.
AND DO ALL YOUR ARGUMENTS END IN, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU"?
- [GASPING] - OH, DON'T GASP!
I DIDN'T REALLY THREATEN HER! - SOUNDED LIKE IT TO ME.
- OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAW AND HEARD.
- SURE. UH, LET'S SEE.
IT WAS ABOUT 20 MINUTES BEFORE THE PLAY STARTED.
JADE (VOICEOVER): AND I WALKED INTO THE BLACK BOX
'CAUSE ROBBIE OWED ME 10 BUCKS, AND I WANTED IT BACK.
ROBBIE!
JADE (VOICEOVER): AND I SAW TORI AND TRINA FIGHTING.
- TRINA! TRINA!
TRINA: WHAT?
- I GAVE YOU THE LEAD IN MY PLAY.
NOW GIVE ME MY STINKING CUDDLE ME CATHY DOLL BACK!
- OKAY! OKAY.
JUST A SEC. RELAX. HERE.
- WHERE IS HER BONNET?
- THIS THING?
- WHAT'D YOU DO TO IT?
- UH, I MIGHT HAVE BLOWN MY NOSE INTO IT.
- OH, YOU FILTHY SKUNK-BAG!
I AM GONNA KILL YOU SO HARD.
- [GASPING]
- HEY, TORI! I BROUGHT YOU SOME PANSIES.
OW!
- WHY CAN'T I BE PRETTY LIKE YOU?
THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO HOW IT HAPPENED!
- IT'S HOW I REMEMBER IT. - YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE DEMENTED!
- OH, SO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY AND DEMENTED?
- I NEVER SAID YOU WERE PRETTY, AND I NEVER PUNCHED SINJIN.
- BUT YOU ADMIT YOU THREATENED TRINA!
- NO! ROBBIE: WAIT.
I DID KIND OF HEAR YOU
TELL TRINA YOU WERE GONNA KILL HER.
- SO DID I.
BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO KILL ME TOO,
THEN ALL I HEARD WAS PRETTY MUSIC.
(SINGING) LA LA LA LA LA LA.
- TWO WITNESSES.
- OH, COME ON, I KNOW TORI, AND THERE'S NO WAY SHE'D EVER--
[CELL PHONE DINGING]
AH, IT'S KIKO!
TORI'S GUILTY! I GOTTA GO!
- ALL RIGHT, I MIGHT HAVE SAID SOMETHING
THAT KIND OF SOUNDED THREATENING,
BUT I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN-- - SO YOU THREATENED HER
AND THEN SOMEBODY JUST HAPPENED TO CUT
THE GIMBAL ON HER HARNESS. - I DIDN'T PUNCH SINJIN,
AND I NEVER SABOTAGED TRINA'S GIMBAL.
- YES, YOU DID! - NO!
[ARGUING]
- COME ON! [ARGUING]
HEY! [KNOCKING]
COME IN!
- YOU KNOW WHERE NURSE CONNER IS?
- NO, WHY?
- I THINK TORI BROKE MY JAW.
- DUN, DUN, DUN.
- (SINGING) LA LA LA LA LA LA.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? [ARGUING]
- OKAY!
SINJIN, DID TORI PUNCH YOU IN THE JAW?
- WELL, YEAH. - HA!
- BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. - HA!
- BLAH! - BLAH!
- I THINK NURSE CONNER'S IN THE GYM WITH COACH DAVIS.
- I'LL GO TO THE GYM.
- OKAY.
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
BETWEEN ME AND TRINA BEFORE THE PLAY STARTED?
[CELL PHONE RINGING] - OH, MY GOD, IT'S KIKO!
[SHUSHING]
HEY, GIRL.
MM-HMM. UH-HUH.
- ANDRE! - [SHUSHING]
YEAH. YOU JUST HANG NOW. I'LL BE THERE IN A BIT.
A'IGHT THEN.
(YELLING) CAN WE GET THROUGH THIS FAST, PLEASE?
- TELL YOUR STORY, TORI.
- [LAUGHING] TORI'S STORY.
THAT'S SO RHYMEY.
- OKAY.
SO IT WAS, UH, 20 MINUTES BEFORE THE PLAY.
TORI (VOICEOVER): I HEARD JADE COME IN, YELLING FOR ROBBIE.
- [GUTTURAL SCREAMING]
ROBBIE? ME WANT ROBBIE.
[GUTTURAL SCREAMING]
JADE (VOICEOVER): OH, SO I'M A MONSTER NOW.
LANE (VOICEOVER): LET HER TELL IT HOW SHE REMEMBERS IT.
TORI (VOICEOVER): THANK YOU.
SO YES, I WAS ARGUING WITH TRINA
'CAUSE SHE WOULDN'T GIVE ME BACK MY CUDDLE ME CATHY DOLL.
TRINA, COME ON, PLEASE. - WHAT?
- I GAVE YOU THE LEAD ROLE IN MY PLAY,
SO COULD I PLEASE HAVE MY DOLL BACK, PLEASE?
- [SCOFFING] ALL RIGHT, JUST A SEC.
HERE.
- OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
UH, I'M PRETTY SURE SHE HAD A BONNET.
- UGH, WHATEVER.
TAKE IT.
- THANK YOU.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
- YEAH.
I BLEW SOME SNOT INTO IT.
- [LAUGHTER]
OH, MY GOD!
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
[LAUGHTER]
WELL, THANKS FOR GIVING ME MY CUDDLY CATHY BACK.
I AM SO HAPPY!
- AH!
- OH MY GOSH, I'M SO SORRY!
- YEAH, I'M GOING TO GO PUT MY ALIEN MAKEUP ON.
MOVE!
- [GUTTURAL SCREAMING]
- IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU SPILLED YOUR COFFEE, KLUTZ.
- [GROWLING]
OKAY, THAT'S LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.
- OKAY, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
THERE IS ANOTHER PERSON HERE
WHO HAD A REASON TO GET BACK AT TRINA.
- WELL, IT'S NOT ME!
ALL I WANT TO DO IS GO PLAY WITH KIKO!
- WHO ELSE HAD A MOTIVE TO GET BACK AT TRINA?
- CAT.
- HI.
- CAT? WHAT-Y?
- DID YOU CUT TRINA'S HARNESS GIMBAL?
- NO! WHY WOULD I WANT TO HURT TRINA?
- 'CAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU TWO
RIGHT BEFORE THE PLAY STARTED.
- WHAT HAPPENED? - WELL, UM--
- AH, NO, NO!
NOW WE GOTTA HEAR ANOTHER VERSION OF THE STORY
FROM A UNIQUE POINT OF VIEW?
[LOUD SOBBING]
- OKAY, UM, IT WAS AN UNUSUALLY WINDY DAY HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
- GET TO THE POINT.
- OKAY, UH, TORI HAD JUST ACCIDENTALLY
WHACKED SINJIN IN THE JAW.
ROBBIE (VOICEOVER): AND RIGHT ABOUT THEN,
CAT WAS HELPING ME WITH MY COSTUME
AND FEELING MY MUSCLES... - [GASPING]
- ...WHEN TRINA WALKED BY AND SAID--
- HEY, ROBBIE. [GIGGLES]
WHY DON'T YOU COME BACKSTAGE WITH ME
AND, UH, HELP ME DO MY MAKEUP OR WHATEVER.
- YOU MAKE ME HAPPY.
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE?
- WHY DON'T YOU? - LADIES, COME ON, NOW.
LOOK, THERE'S ONE OF ME, TWO OF YOU,
AND SEVEN SWINGING DAYS IN THE WEEK.
- HE EVEN MAKES MATH HOT. - MM.
- ROBBIE'S MINE. - HE LOVES ME!
- [GASPING] - OW!
YOU THWACKED MY HEAD! SHE THWACKED MY HEAD!
I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT, TRINA VEGA.
I'LL GET YOU GOOD!
[SCREAMING]
- [GIGGLING]
- WHAT?
THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED! - IT IS NOT.
- OKAY, CAT.
TELL US WHAT YOU REMEMBER.
- SO, NONE OF YOU PEOPLE
WANT ME TO HAVE A PRETTY GIRLFRIEND, IS THAT IT?
I FIND MYSELF A KIKO, I MAKE MYSELF A KIKO DATE,
AND NOBODY CARES! WELL THAT'S COOL.
GO ON, CAT. TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.
AND START FROM THE BEGINNING.
JUST START WITH ADAM AND EVE AND GO FROM THERE!
- JUST TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.
- WITH WHAT?
- WITH TRINA!
- BEFORE THE PLAY STARTED!
- OH YEAH! [LAUGHING]
SO, TORI AND TRINA REALIZED THAT THEY HAD BEEN TRICKED,
SO THEY NEEDED TO REPLACE THEIR FURNITURE.
AND SO, THEY-- THEY GOT JOBS PACKAGING SUSHI.
CAT (VOICEOVER): AND THEN THE SUSHI
WAS MOVING WAY TOO FAST.
AND SO, TORI AND TRINA COULDN'T KEEP UP.
AND THEY-- AND THINGS GOT SO CRAZY!
[LAUGHING]
JADE (VOICEOVER): CAT!
CAT!
CAT: WHAT-Y?
- THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO TORI AND TRINA.
- NO?
- IT HAPPENED ON A TV SHOW.
- DRAKE AND JOSH.
- THAT SHOW WAS CLASSIC.
- OH! THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
WITH TORI AND TRINA. CAN I HAVE SOME OATMEAL?
- NO.
- WELL, WE'RE NOT ANY CLOSER TO FIGURING OUT
WHO IN THIS ROOM SABOTAGED TRINA.
[ARGUING]
- LISTEN, ALL RIGHT?
- [LAUGHING]
- LANE, YOU KNOW I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME,
BUT THIS WHOLE THING IS INSANE.
I MEAN, OKAY, WE ALL KNOW THAT TRINA CAN BE REALLY ANNOYING.
- AMEN! [AGREEMENT FROM ALL]
- BUT HONESTLY, COME ON, DO YOU THINK
ANY PERSON IN THIS ROOM WOULD SERIOUSLY TRY TO HURT HER?
- I KNOW I WOULDN'T.
AND I DON'T THINK ANY OF YOU GUYS WOULD EITHER.
NOT EVEN JADE.
- I MIGHT.
BUT I DIDN'T.
- AND YOU KNOW, SOME OF THE RIGGING EQUIPMENT
WE USE IS KIND OF OLD.
- YEAH. [AGREEMENT FROM ALL]
- I THINK IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT.
- A TERRIBLE, HILARIOUS ACCIDENT THAT NOW HAS 26,000 VIEWS.
- I THINK TORI'S PROBABLY RIGHT.
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS CUT.
- (MISPRONOUNCED) SABOTAGE?
- BUT MAYBE IT WAS JUST OLD AND IT BROKE.
- SO NOT SABOTAGE?
- AND SINCE TRINA WASN'T SERIOUSLY HURT,
I SAY WE JUST PUT THIS WHOLE INCIDENT BEHIND US AND--
- KIKO! KIKO!
KIKO! I'M COMING FOR YOU, BABY!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CHUCKLING] - NOW LISTEN.
DON'T YOU EVER PUT ME IN A SITUATION
LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN.
- RELAX, ROB.
- YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CUT TRINA'S GIMBAL.
- TRINA SHOULDN'T HAVE WHACKED ME IN THE FACE.
- MISCHIEF IS NEVER THE ANSWER!
- NEVER? - NEVER.
YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I PROTECTED YOU.
AND IF ANYONE EVER FINDS OUT--
- THEY WON'T!
NOBODY EVER SUSPECTS THE PUPPET.
[CHUCKLING]
- I THOUGHT YOU HATED THAT WORD.
- IT'S OKAY IF I SAY IT.
- ♪ ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING YES, EVERYTHING ♪
♪ TOO MUCH IS NOT ENOUGH ♪
♪ I'M SICK OF SETTLING FOR IN BETWEEN ♪
♪ AND I'M NOT GIVING UP ♪
♪ AS LONG AS IT FEELS RIGHT ♪
♪ AT LEAST WE KNOW THAT WE'RE ALIVE ♪
♪ ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING YES, EVERYTHING, YEAH ♪
[BELL DINGS]
MAN: MMM!
TORI: I AM GONNA KILL YOU SO HARD.
♪♪