- [SINGING] BAH, BAH, BAH, BAH, BAH,
BAH, BAH, BAH, BAH, BAH, BAH.
OOH.
[SINGING OFF KEY] OOH.
- HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
SOMEONE WAS OFF KEY.
- YEAH, WHO WAS IT?
- TWO HINTS-- ROBBIE AND SHAPIRO.
- MY SINGING WAS NOT OFF.
- MAN, YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS OFF.
- WELL, I THINK MAYBE, UH, TORI WAS OFF KEY.
- WELL!
- UH, TORI WASN'T OFF.
YOU WERE PERFECT. REALLY NICE TONE.
- HANDSOME BOY THINKS I WAS PERFECT.
[SCHOOL BELL]
- UH, UH, NOT SO FAST.
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT.
- FOR THE FULL MOON JAM?
- MM-HMM. YOU ALL HAVE TO DO A SONG,
AND YOUR PERFORMANCE WILL COUNT AS ONE THIRD
OF YOUR SEMESTER GRADE.
- WE HAVE TO SING A SOLO?
- IT CAN BE A SOLO, OR YOU CAN PAIR UP
WITH SOMEONE IN THIS CLASS AND SING A DUET.
BUT JUST SOLOS AND DUETS.
- [HARMONIZING] WHAT ABOUT US?
- NO!
NO QUARTETS.
- [HARMONIZING] AWW.
- SO, TORI, WHAT SHOULD WE SING TOGETHER?
- I CALL TORI. - I ALREADY CALLED TORI.
- OH, MY GOSH. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME, LITTLE GIRL?
- YOU WORKED WITH HER THE LAST TIME. - HEY, HEY, HEY!
YOU GUYS CAN'T JUST CALL ME.
I AM NOT THE FRONT SEAT IN YOUR MOM'S MINIVAN.
- I NEVER HAD A MOM.
- OH.
- I'M SINGING A SOLO, OK?
- MAN. - COME ON, LET'S GO.
- LIKE THE WOLF...
- SHE WALKS ALONE.
- [HOWLS]
- OFF KEY.
[LAUGHS]
- ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ FEELING LOST BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE! ♪
- TORI.
- OH, HI.
- RYDER. - I KNOW YOUR NAME, RYDER.
- SO I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU--
- LOOK, I REALLY CAN'T SING A DUET WITH YOU.
- NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU.
- IT'S NOT? - I WAS GOING TO SEE
IF MAYBE YOU WANTED TO, YOU KNOW, GO OUT.
OR I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST--
- NO! WAIT!
I'D LOVE TO GO OUT SOMETIME.
AND WOW, YOUR ARM IS HARD.
- [CHUCKLING] THANKS.
SO, WE'LL GRAB SUSHI OR SOMETHING.
- YES! I MEAN, YES, YES.
I WANT TO DO THAT.
- ALL RIGHT, FINE!
THE FOUR OF YOU CAN SING AS A QUARTET.
- [HARMONIZING] YAY!
- NOW, LEAVE ME ALONE.
- IT'S TRUE...
- [HARMONIZING] HEY, HEY, TORI VEGA.
WON'T YOU BE OUR VERY SPECIAL--
- NO!
- [HARMONIZING] HEY, HEY, ANDRE HARRIS--
ANDRE: NO!
- UH, HEY, SADIE... HI.
- OH. HEY, TOMMY.
- UH-OH. THIS DIDN'T TAKE LONG TO GO BAD.
- UH, I'M-- I'M ROBBIE.
REMEMBER, I WAS IN YOUR JAZZ DANCE CLASS?
- OH, YEAH. YOU'RE THE KID WHO GOT KICKED IN THE GROIN.
- YES, UH, BUT I'VE HEALED.
ANYWAY, I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF MAYBE YOU'D WANT TO GET DINNER WITH ME
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE OLIVE BARGAIN.
- LOOK, I WOULD GO OUT WITH YOU,
BUT I'D REALLY RATHER JUST STAY HOME AND DO NOTHING.
- I FAILED AGAIN.
- AWW. WHO'S INADEQUATE?
- HEY... WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
- YOU WEAR GIRL PANTS. - OH, THERE'S A BUNCH OF THINGS.
- YOU SMELL LIKE A BABY. - YOU'RE A LITTLE AWKWARD.
- YOU IRRITATE PEOPLE. - YOU GUYS, IT'S NOT FUNNY.
- OH, OH. AND YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.
[CRICKET RINGTONE]
- OH, YAY-- NORTH STAR, HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU?
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
ARE YOU INJURED?
AND YOUR LOCATION IS?
OKAY, HELP IS ON THE WAY.
THANKS FOR CALLING NORTH STAR.
- WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
- YOU KNOW THE NEW PHONE NUMBER I GOT LAST WEEK?
- UH-HUH. - YEAH, I REMEMBER. - WELL,
THERE MUST BE A GLITCH OR SOMETHING
'CAUSE LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE NORTH STAR KEEP CALLING ME.
- WAIT, I'VE HEARD OF NORTH STAR. ISN'T THAT, UM--
- AN EMERGENCY SERVICE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE
JUST HAD CAR ACCIDENTS.
[LAUGHING]
- OH, MY GOD.
- IT'S SO EXCITING.
AND I GET TO HELP PEOPLE WHO NEED ME.
- BUT HOW WILL THE PARAMEDICS KNOW TO GO HELP THAT GUY?
- OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I SHOULD CALL THE PARAMEDICS.
- HEY.
- OH, SOMEONE'S ALL HAPPY ABOUT SOMETHING.
- YEAH, IT'S MAKING ME SICK.
- HEY, UM, IS THERE A REASON WHY GIRLS
DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME?
- YOU MEAN, LIKE, ONE REASON THAT STANDS OUT
OVER ALL THE OTHER REASONS?
- HA!
- SO WHY ARE YOU HAPPY?
- 'CAUSE RYDER DANIELS ASKED ME OUT.
- OOH, HE'S HOT.
STARE ALL YOU WANT. I'M SECURE.
- I DON'T TRUST THAT RYDER GUY.
- WELL, YOU JUST HATE THE IDEA
OF ANYTHING GOOD HAPPENING FOR ME.
- THAT COULD NOT BE MORE TRUE.
NOW, I'M JUST SAYING ANY DUDE THAT HOT AND THAT PERFECT
HAS TO BE HIDING SOMETHING.
- SO I GUESS YOU THINK BECK'S HIDING SOMETHING.
- OH, HE WAS UNTIL I FOUND OUT.
- WHAT-- WHAT WAS I HIDING?
- THAT YOU WERE BORN IN CANADA!
- IT WASN'T A SECRET!
- SO THIS RYDER GUY, HE JUST ASKED YOU OUT
AND YOU SAID SURE?
- UH, YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
- AND HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU A PRESENT OR MONEY?
- NO.
- WELL, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WAIT.
THIS DATE, WHEN AND WHERE?
- FRIDAY NIGHT, MY HOUSE.
- CAN I COME?
- WHAT? NO. WHY?
- BECAUSE I WANT TO LEARN FROM RYDER.
LOOK, I WANT TO BE THE KIND OF GUY WHO CAN WALK UP TO A GIRL,
ASK HER OUT, AND NOT GET LAUGHED AT OR SPRAYED.
- YOU CAN'T OBSERVE MY FIRST DATE WITH RYDER.
- HE WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M THERE.
I'LL-- I'LL HIDE IN THAT BUSH ON YOUR PATIO.
- HE'LL SEE YOU. - YOU NEVER HAVE.
- I KNOW, BUT-- WHAT?
OH!
- UGH!
- TRINA, WILL YOU PLEASE HELP ME?
- BUSY.
ARE YOU MAKING SUSHI?
- YEAH. WILL YOU JUST READ ME THE DIRECTIONS THAT ARE RIGHT OVER--
- LOOK, I JUST GOT THESE JEANS, AND I GOTTA STRETCH THEM OUT.
- YOU KNOW, WE EAT ON THAT TABLE.
- SORRY, MY BUTT'S GOTTA BREATHE.
AND WHY MAKE SUSHI?
- I'M GONNA SURPRISE MY DATE,
RYDER DANIELS.
- RYDER? SENIOR GUY, SUPER HOT?
- YEAH.
- BE CAREFUL. - WHY?
- HE DATES LOTS OF GIRLS. YOU KNOW MY FRIEND LINDSAY?
- LINDSAY DOESN'T LIKE YOU.
- SO? I KNOW HER.
ANYWAY, SHE WENT OUT WITH RYDER LAST YEAR,
AND HE TOTALLY BROKE HER HEART.
- HE DUMPED HER?
- LIKE, WITH NO WARNING.
JUST BOOM! OVER.
- WELL, MAYBE HE HAD A GOOD REASON.
- [SIGHS] WHAT IS THAT?
- IT'S A... SPICY TUNA BALL.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[TORI CHUCKLES]
SO HOW'S YOUR SPICY TUNA BALL?
- I'VE NEVER HAD SUSHI LIKE THIS BEFORE.
- OH, THANK YOU.
SO LISTEN. - MM-HMM?
- I GOTTA ASK YOU SOMETHING.
- HIT ME.
- OK. SO WE'VE BEEN IN THE SAME CLASS ALL YEAR...
- UH-HUH. - ...AND WE'VE, LIKE, NEVER EVEN TALKED OR ANYTHING,
AND THEN YOU JUST ASK ME OUT.
- ALL TRUE.
- WHY? - I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I WAS NERVOUS TO TALK TO YOU.
- BUT THAT'S INSANE.
YOU'RE ALL HOT AND STUFF, MR. HARD MUSCLES.
- WHAT ABOUT YOU, MISS CHEEKBONES?
- STOP.
- NO, I MEAN, COME ON.
YOU'RE PRETTY, YOU'RE AN AMAZING SINGER,
YOU CAN MAKE WHATEVER THIS IS.
OH, HEY, DO YOU HAVE A BATHROOM?
- YEAH. UH, THROUGH THERE. FIRST DOOR ON YOUR LEFT.
- THANKS.
- SURE.
- HEY! - AH!
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? HAVE YOU BEEN EAVESDROPPING?
- YES. CHECK HIS PHONE.
- WHAT? - SHH!
YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. BOYS PEE FAST.
CHECK HIS PHONE. - FOR WHAT?
- YOU COULD ALWAYS FIND OUT A PERSON'S SECRETS
BY CHECKING THEIR PHONE.
- BUT WHY ARE YOU-- - HURRY!
[DOOR OPENS] - WOW.
[CHUCKLES]
- HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING? - AH!
WOW, YOU GUYS DO PEE FAST.
- WERE YOU READING MY TEXT MESSAGES?
- NO.
[TEXT NOTIFICATION]
- DUDE!
- I'M SORRY, OK? I WAS SNOOPING.
- WOW. WE'VE BEEN GOING OUT FOR, LIKE, 46 MINUTES,
AND YOU ALREADY DON'T TRUST ME.
- NO, NO, I'M NOT LIKE THAT.
- ARE YOU SURE?
'CAUSE I THINK MAYBE YOU'RE EXACTLY LIKE THAT.
- NO, DON'T PICK UP YOUR JACKET.
- I GOTTA GO.
- BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR SPICY TUNA BALLS?
- I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
- RY--
DID THAT BUSH JUST WADDLE?
ROBBIE SHAPIRO!
- YES?
- YOU'RE INVADING MY PRIVACY.
- HEY, AT LEAST I DIDN'T SNOOP THROUGH RYDER'S PHONE.
- GO! - AH!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- HEY, YOU GUYS SEEN RYDER DANIELS?
- NO. - NOT TODAY.
YOU MEAN THE HOTTIE?
- OH, I SEE HIM.
RYDER, LISTEN.
- YES?
- EWW. ROBBIE, WHAT DID YOU DO?
- I REALIZED THAT A GUY LIKE RYDER
GETS GIRLS BECAUSE OF HIS LOOKS AND HIS ATTITUDE.
SO I MAKE-OVERED MYSELF.
- YOUR EAR'S BLEEDING.
- I KNOW.
I TRIED TO PIERCE IT LIKE RYDER'S.
- RYDER DOESN'T HAVE A PIERCED EAR.
- YOU SAID YOU WERE SURE HIS EAR WAS PIERCED.
- [LAUGHS] YEAH, I WAS KIDDING.
- HI. - HEY, CAT.
- 'SUP? - HEY.
AFTER SCHOOL, DO YOU GUYS WANNA, LIKE--
[CRICKET RINGTONE] - OH, YAY, ANOTHER ONE.
NORTH STAR, HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU?
- ANOTHER CAR ACCIDENT? - YEAH.
[CHUCKLES]
I'M SORRY, SIR, CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN?
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
YOU-- YOU NEED AN AMBU-WHAT?
I'M SORRY, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
- WHO WAS SHE TALKING TO?
- OOH, PRETTY GIRL. UH, WAIT.
MISS, HAVE YOU NOTICED MY NEW APPEARANCE?
MA'AM, WAIT!
- RYDER!
- HEY. - HEY.
DID YOU GET MY TEXT MESSAGES? - YEAH.
YOU WANNA CHECK MY PHONE TO MAKE SURE I'M NOT LYING?
- I'M SORRY.
I WAS SO WRONG TO SNOOP ON YOUR PHONE.
AND IF YOU'LL JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE,
I PROMISE I WILL TRUST YOU, AND I WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER
GIVE YOU SPICY TUNA BALLS EVER AGAIN.
- I KIND OF LIKED THE SPICY TUNA BALLS.
- SO YOU WANT TO COME OVER TONIGHT?
- I CAN'T.
I GOTTA PICK A SONG FOR THE FULL MOON JAM.
I GOTTA START REHEARSING IT. - AWW.
- LOOK, I GOTTA.
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SONG I'M GONNA DO YET.
- YOU DON'T? - NO.
I JUST-- I GET SO SCARED TO SING ALONE.
- WELL, MAYBE WE COULD DO A SONG TOGETHER.
A LITTLE, UH, DUET ACTION, HMM?
- THAT SOUNDS NICE.
YOU MAKE ME FEEL SAFE.
- HEY, DO YOU GUYS KNOW IF IT'S POSSIBLE FOR A MAN
TO PERFORM CPR ON HIMSELF?
- I DON'T THINK SO. - I DOUBT IT.
- YEAH, ME TOO.
SIR, I'M SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING SO LONG.
BUT MY SUPERVISOR SAYS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU
TO GIVE YOURSELF CPR.
OK?
HELLO? [DIAL TONE]
HELLO?
BOTH: ♪ SHELTER MY EYES FROM THE SUN ♪
♪ AND WAIT FOR THE BIRDS TO FLY BY ♪
♪ YOU'RE DEEP IN MY HEAD NOW ♪
♪ IT'S LIKE I'M DREAMING ♪
- THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
- YOU'RE FANTASTIC.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. - WHAT?
- ARE YOU ABOUT TO KISS ME?
- YEAH.
- OK.
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING] AH!
SORRY. - IT'S COOL.
- DID I BITE YOUR LIP? - LITTLE BIT.
- HMM.
- OH, HEY. CHRISTINE, WAIT UP.
HI.
- UH, ROBBIE?
- RIGHT, RIGHT. YEAH, I'M IN YOUR SPANISH CLASS.
- YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
- I KNOW.
TRY TO RELAX.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE THIS GUY I USED TO DATE.
- WHO? - RYDER DANIELS.
- OH, YOU DATED HIM?
- WELL, I THOUGHT I WAS DATING HIM.
THEN I FOUND OUT HIS LITTLE GAME.
- KEEP GOING.
- OK.
SO RYDER TALKED ME INTO DANCING WITH HIM FOR A CLASS PROJECT,
YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I'M A GOOD DANCER.
AND THEN RIGHT AFTER I HELPED HIM GET AN "A,"
HE NEVER CALLED ME AGAIN. - OH.
YOU MUST HAVE FELT SO DIRTY.
- NAH, HE DOES IT TO A LOT OF GIRLS.
HE USES THEM TO GET A GOOD GRADE, THEN SEE YA.
BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. NO GUYS EVER ASK ME OUT.
I JUST SIT HOME ALONE.
SO DEPRESSING.
- WELL, UH, DO YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?
- NO.
- AND THEN ROBBIE TOLD US.
- SO WE CHECKED IT OUT WITH SOME OF THE OTHER GIRLS
RYDER'S GONE OUT WITH.
- AND IT'S TRUE.
- SO-- SO HE'S JUST USING ME TO GET A GOOD GRADE?
- SORRY, TORI.
- YOU MUST FEEL PRETTY STUPID RIGHT NOW.
- OK, THAT'S A TIME-OUT.
- NO, I WAS JUST TRYING TO-- - GO SIT ON THE STEPS.
- SO WHAT DO I DO NOW?
- WELL, YOU'RE NOT STILL GONNA SING A DUET
WITH THAT JERK, RIGHT?
- UGH, NO WAY.
- GOOD. SO HE'LL FAIL.
- YEAH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO FAIL, TOO.
- SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SING?
- A SONG-- A REALLY COOL SONG
THAT YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME WRITE TONIGHT.
- I CAN'T. - YOU HAVE TO.
- BUT I GOTTA GO-- - COME ON, ANDRE. - BUT SHE NEEDS YOU.
- ALL RIGHT, I'LL JUST CELEBRATE
MY 97-YEAR-OLD GREAT-GRANDPA'S BIRTHDAY
WITH HIM NEXT YEAR, POSSIBLY.
WELL, COME ON!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- ♪ GOOD-BYE, MY CONEY ISLE, GOOD-BYE, MY CONEY ISLE ♪
♪ GOOD-BYE, MY CONEY ISLE... ♪
- I GOT YOUR MIC FOR YA.
- JUST PUT IT ON ME. - SURE.
SO CONGRATS, MAN.
- ON WHAT?
- I HEAR YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH TORI.
- HUH, YEAH, FOR, LIKE, FIVE MORE MINUTES.
THEN YOU CAN HAVE HER.
- REALLY?
- OK. UP NEXT WE HAVE, SINGING A DUET,
TORI VEGA AND RYDER DANIELS!
- COME ON.
- HEY, YOU GUYS. - HI.
- OK, THIS IS A LITTLE SONG FOR THE LADIES,
ESPECIALLY FOR THE ONES WHO KNOW MY FRIEND RYDER.
- UH, MY MIC'S NOT WORKING.
- BUMMER.
LET'S GO, ANDRE!
- ANDRE?
UH, WHAT SONG IS THIS?
- JUST LISTEN. I THINK YOU'LL HATE IT.
♪ YOU HAD IT ALL THE DAY YOU TOLD ME ♪
♪ YOU TOLD ME YOU WANT ME ♪
♪ I HAD IT ALL ♪
♪ BUT LET YOU FOOL ME, FOOL ME COMPLETELY ♪
- [LAUGHS]
- ♪ YEAH, I WAS SO STUPID ♪
♪ TO GIVE YOU ALL MY ATTENTION ♪ - HI.
- WHERE YOU GOING?
- ♪ 'CAUSE THE WAY YOU PLAYED ME ♪
♪ EXPOSED YOUR TRUE INTENTIONS ♪
♪ AND ONE DAY ♪
♪ I'LL HAVE YOU BEGGING ON YOUR KNEES FOR ME ♪
♪ YEAH, ONE DAY ♪
♪ I'LL HAVE YOU CRAWLING LIKE A CENTIPEDE ♪
♪ YOU MESSED WITH ME AND MESSED WITH HER ♪
♪ SO I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE ♪
♪ YEAH, ONE DAY ♪
♪ YOU'LL BE BEGGING ON YOUR KNEES FOR ME ♪
♪ SO WATCH YOUR BACK ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN OR WHERE I COULD GET YOU ♪
♪ I'VE SET THE TRAP ♪
♪ AND WHEN I'M DONE, THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH ♪
- OH! WAIT! - NO!
- ♪ SO, OH, MR. PLAYER, DO YOU FEEL LIKE THE MAN NOW? ♪
GIRL: RYDER, YOU SCUM! - ♪ AND I BET YOU'RE NERVOUS ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THIS SONG MAKES YOU FREAK OUT ♪
♪ I KNOW I'M BEING BITTER, BUT I WILL DRAG YOU UNDER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU JUST DON'T, DON'T DESERVE HAPPY EVER AFTER ♪
♪ FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME ♪
♪ AFTER YOU TOLD ME YOU NEVER FELT THAT WAY ♪
- NO. - NOPE.
- ♪ IT WAS ONLY JUST A GAME ♪
- WHOO! [CROWD CHEERING]
♪ AND ONE DAY... ♪
♪ AND ONE DAY ♪
♪ I'LL HAVE YOU BEGGING ON YOUR KNEES FOR ME ♪
♪ YOU MESSED WITH ME AND MESSED WITH HER ♪
♪ SO I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE ♪
♪ YEAH, ONE DAY ♪
♪ YOU'LL BE BEGGING ON YOUR KNEES FOR ME ♪
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
- OUCH. - WHOO!
ALL: ♪ YOU JUST GOT BURNED ♪
- WHOO! - WHOO!
[CHEERING CONTINUES]
- NOW, I'M GOING TO MAKE AN INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO
TO HELP YOU WANNABE ACTORS LEARN THE CRAFT OF ACTING.
THE FIRST EMOTION I'M GOING TO DEMONSTRATE IS HAPPINESS.
SADNESS.
CONFUSION.
I HOPE THIS ACTING WORKSHOP HAS BEEN HELPFUL TO YOU.
[BELL DINGS]
MAN: MMM!
TORI: WHAT ABOUT YOUR SPICY TUNA BALLS?