♪♪
- OKAY, IF YOU HAD TO GIVE UP THE INTERNET
OR ONE OF YOUR FEET?
- FOOT. - FOOT.
- SEE YA, FOOT.
- REALLY? YOU'D ALL GIVE UP A FOOT TO KEEP THE INTERNET?
- TOTALLY. - WOULDN'T YOU?
- YOU LOVE THE INTERNET.
- I KNOW, BUT MY FOOT IS A PART OF MY BODY.
AND THE INTERNET IS...
YEAH, BYE, FOOT.
[BELL RINGING]
- ALL RIGHT, FUTURE SUPERSTARS, TAKE YOUR SEATS,
BECAUSE AT THIS POINT IN YOUR LIVES,
I AM IN CHARGE OF YOU.
COME ON, HURRY UP. LET'S NOT WASTE TIME.
WE'VE GOT SOME EXCITEMENT TODAY.
- YAY! I LOVE EXCITEMENT!
- WHO DOESN'T LOVE EXCITEMENT?
- DAMIEN.
- SHE'S RIGHT...
TORI.
- OKAY. SO TODAY, INSTEAD OF DISCUSSING THE DIFFERENCES--
- HI. SORRY I'M LATE, SWEATY AND OUT OF BREATH.
- SOMEBODY GET ME SOME COFFEE.
- ROBBIE, JUST SIT DOWN. - WHY ARE YOU LATE?
- 'CAUSE MY UNCLE MARTY GAVE ME THIS OLD CAR,
WHICH I WAS REALLY PSYCHED ABOUT,
EXCEPT IT KEEPS BREAKING DOWN.
AND ON MY WAY HERE,
THE MOTOR DIED IN THE MIDDLE OF A REALLY BAD NEIGHBORHOOD.
NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG. I LIKE ALL PEOPLE,
BUT LOOK, A MEAN GUY TOOK MY LEFT SHOE AND REX'S.
- PUT MY FOOT DOWN.
- OKAY. LET'S ALL SHUT UP AND LET TEACHER TALK.
NOW, I BET YOU ARE ALL FAMILIAR
WITH THE SHORT FILM CALLED "BUTTERFACE".
- YEAH, OF COURSE.
- OH, MY GOD, I'VE WATCHED THAT MOVIE ONLINE,
LIKE, A BILLION TIMES.
- YEAH. WHO HASN'T?
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL AWARE OF THE FILM
BECAUSE I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THE DIRECTOR OF "BUTTERFACE--"
- NO WAY. - DON'T TEASE ME.
- A FORMER STUDENT OF MINE, DALE SQUIRES.
LET HIM HEAR IT.
OKAY, DALE, THE PODIUM IS ALL YOURS.
- NICE. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A PLEXIGLAS PODIUM.
UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SHOE?
- OH, IT WAS TAKEN BY STREET TOUGHS.
- HEY, IS IT TRUE YOU'RE GONNA BE DIRECTING JOHNNY DEPP'S NEW MOVIE?
- UH, LOOKS THAT WAY, YEAH.
[MURMURING]
- THAT EVEN EXCITES ME.
- THERE HE IS. OH, MY GOD, THERE HE IS.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
- CAT SENT OUT A MASS TEXT MESSAGE
THAT DALE SQUIRES IS HERE.
- I LOVE MASS TEXTING.
- COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! HEY! HEY!
- HI, DALE!
I HEAR YOU'RE DIRECTING THE NEW JOHNNY DEPP MOVIE.
AND GUESS WHAT? I'D BE PERFECT. HERE'S MY HEAD SHOT.
- HEY, HEY, HEY. HEY!
IF YOU ARE NOT IN THIS CLASS, THEN LEAVE.
- YEAH. YEAH, YOU HEARD THE MAN.
GO ON. GET OUT.
SCHOOCHIE, SCHOOCHIE.
HEY.
- YOU TOO, TRINA.
- BUT I'D LOOK SO GOOD NEXT TO JOHNNY DEPP IN A MOVIE.
PLEASE, DALE?
- TORI, CAN YOU MAKE YOUR SISTER LEAVE?
- TRINA, STOP EMBARRASSING ME OR I'M GONNA EMBARRASS YOU.
- DON'T THREATEN ME.
- WHEN TRINA WAS SIX,
OUR FAMILY WENT TO THE MALL JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
- DON'T SAY IT. - AND SHE PEED--
- TORI. - ...ON SANTA CLAUS.
- THANK YOU, TORI. DALE?
- ALL RIGHT. WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
- IN ALL FAIRNESS, I DID HAVE A BLADDER INFECTION.
- GO!
♪♪
♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ FEELING LOST BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ WHAT IT WILL COME TO IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪
♪ YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪
♪♪
- SO THAT'S WHY I WENT WITH A HANDHELD CAMERA.
I WANTED TO GIVE IT THAT PANICKY,
JITTERY FEEL, YOU KNOW?
- I LOVE THAT PANICKY, JITTERY FEELING.
- AND IT WAS TOTALLY BRILLIANT HOW YOU DIDN'T EVEN
SEE HIS WIFE IN THAT SCENE.
- YEAH, 'CAUSE IT MADE YOU THINK,
LIKE, "WHERE IS SHE?"
- WELL, TO BE HONEST, SHE WASN'T IN THE SCENE
BECAUSE THE ACTRESS WHO PLAYED THE WIFE
GOT FOOD POISONING AND WAS PUKING IN THE BATHROOM.
BUT, HEY, I'LL TAKE BRILLIANT.
- ONE TIME, I ATE A HAMBURGER.
AND THEN, LIKE, AN HOUR LATER, I STARTED SNEEZING,
BUT I DON'T THINK IT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE HAMBURGER.
- MAYBE YOUR RED HAIR DYE
SEEPS THROUGH YOUR SCALP AND INTO YOUR BRAIN.
- CAN THAT HAPPEN?
- SO, DALE, WHY DON'T YOU TELL MY CLASS WHY YOU'RE HERE?
- YEAH.
- WELL, CHRIS ASKED ME IF I'D HELP YOU GUYS
MAKE A SHORT FILM, KIND OF AS A CLASS PROJECT.
[MURMURING]
- AND YOU'LL DIRECT IT? - IS THAT COOL WITH YOU?
- UH, THAT'S VERY COOL WITH ME, DALE SQUIRES.
SO WHAT KIND OF MOVIE ARE WE GONNA MAKE?
- I DON'T KNOW. I WAS THINKING SOMETHING MAYBE INTENSE, SCARY.
- LIKE JADE? HA HA HA HA.
OH!
- YOU KNOCKED HIM UNCONSCIOUS.
- HEY, BECK, MAYBE WE COULD REWORK
THAT ONE-ACT PLAY YOU WROTE LAST SEMESTER?
- YEAH, I'D BE INTO THAT.
- OH. AND I TALKED TO A GUY IN THE BIZ,
HE'S GONNA LET US USE PROFESSIONAL FILM CAMERAS,
LIGHTS, WHATEVER WE NEED.
- WHERE ARE WE GONNA FILM?
- OH! WE CAN SHOOT IT AT MY HOUSE.
- ALL RIGHT. I THINK WE'RE MAKING A MOVIE.
[CHEERING]
- I CREATED THIS PHOTO OF ME AND JOHNNY DEPP TOGETHER,
SO YOU COULD SEE WHAT WE MIGHT LOOK LIKE--
- ON SANTA CLAUS! - BLADDER INFECTION!
- OUT!
- HEY!
♪♪
- THERE IT IS.
- THERE SHE IS.
- OH, RIGHT, CARS ARE CALLED SHE.
- NOT JUST CARS. - NOT JUST CARS?
- ALSO BOATS, AIRPLANES, MY UNCLE "BARBARA."
- OKAY. SO DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIX MY CAR?
- POP THE HOOD.
- RIGHT. THE HOOD.
UM, OKAY.
POPPING THE HOOD.
TIME TO POP THE... HOOD?
- I'LL DO IT. - THANK YOU.
AH!
YEAH!
TEAMWORK.
♪♪
- THIS, JUST SO THIS AREA'S CLEAR.
- OKAY. WE GOT IT. - OKAY, UM--
- UH, TORI? TORI?
- HEY, MOM. - WHAT IS ALL THIS?
- YOU SAID I COULD SHOOT A SHORT FILM HERE FOR SCHOOL.
- YEAH. I THOUGHT THAT MEANT YOU,
A COUPLE OF FRIENDS, A CAMCORDER, MAYBE A MICROPHONE.
- MOM, DALE SQUIRES IS HELPING US.
THIS IS A BIG DEAL.
- HEY, DID YOU BUY ONION DIP? - NO.
- WHY NOT?
OKAY.
- WHERE'S TRINA?
- TORI LOCKED HER IN THE BATHROOM.
- CAT! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL HER THAT.
- I'M OKAY WITH IT.
I'M JUST GONNA GO TAKE A HOT BATH.
PLEASE DON'T RUIN THE HOUSE.
- WE'RE NOT GONNA RUIN THE HOUSE.
[GLASS BREAKING]
[BOY] - MY BAD!
- I'LL, UH-- - JUST TRY TO--
- YEAH, WE'LL-- - OKAY.
- HEY, WHAT TIME IS IT?
- I'M NOT YOUR CLOCK. - ALMOST 9:00.
- I NEED TO BE HOME IN BED BY 10:30. CAN WE PLEASE GET STARTED?
- WITHOUT A DIRECTOR? - YEAH, WHERE'S DALE?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AT 7:00.
- ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS SEVEN, I WAS AT THE BEACH
AND I MADE A SAND CASTLE, AND I CALLED IT CAT'S CASTLE.
TRUE STORY.
- HEY, HEY. WHO'S READY TO MAKE A MOVIE?
- I AM.
- SO, TORI, YOU'RE GONNA BE
MY LITTLE ASSISTANT ON THIS PROJECT?
- YEAH, SURE. IN FACT, I MEAN,
I KNOW YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR AND EVERYTHING,
BUT I HAD A COOL IDEA
ABOUT HOW WE COULD SET UP THE FIRST SHOT.
- YEAH, TALK TO ME.
- OKAY. SO I WAS THINKING WE OPEN ON A CLOSE-UP OF--
[PHONE RINGING] - OH, OH. HEY, I GOTTA TAKE THIS.
YEAH, HEY, WHAT'S UP?
SHE DID?
- BUT IT'S ALMOST 9:00, AND WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW.
- YOU KNOW, JUST GO AHEAD AND START SHOOTING WITHOUT ME.
- YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO--
- JUST DO YOUR CLOSE-UP THING, YEAH.
THE ONE YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT.
SO, SHE'S HOT. HOW HOT?
- OKAY. UH, LET'S START THE FIRST SHOT.
BECK! - YEAH.
- LET ME HAVE YOU ON THE COUCH.
- GIRL... - FOR THE SHOT.
[GLASS BREAKING] - MY BAD!
- YOU KNOW, JUST YELLING "MY BAD!"
DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY!
♪♪
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK'S WRONG WITH IT?
- STUFF. - I KNEW IT!
- HEY, BECK. WHATCHA DOIN'?
WORKING ON A CAR?
- YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
- YUP. WE'RE JUST WORKING ON MY CAR HERE.
ME AND BECK. LITTLE, UH, CAR WORK.
- HEY, BECK. - IS IT OKAY IF WE WATCH?
- UH...
- SURE YOU CAN WATCH US WORK ON MY CAR.
I'M ROBBIE.
♪♪
- MONICA! MONICA!
DO NOT DIE ON ME! WAKE UP!
I MEAN IT! WAKE UP! COME ON!
- OW!
- CUT! - WHAT?
- YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HIT HER.
- I FELT THAT'S WHAT MY CHARACTER WOULD DO.
- MY FACE HURTS.
- CAN WE TRY IT AGAIN WITHOUT THE PHYSICAL ASSAULT?
- UH, YOU'RE NOT THE DIRECTOR.
- OUR DIRECTOR'S OVER THERE PLAYING WITH HIS LAPTOP.
[LAUGHING]
- WAIT HERE.
- COME ON. DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU SEE IT?
- DALE, PLEASE HANG UP.
- HEY, I GOTTA JUMP.
SORRY, BUT YOU GOTTA TAKE A LOOK AT MY WEBSITE.
CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MANY COMMENTS?
PEOPLE LOVE ME.
- I KNOW.
NOW, COULD YOU PLEASE HELP US SHOOT THIS LAST SCENE?
- WHAT, FOR THE MOVIE? - YES!
- ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
ALL RIGHT. FOR THIS SCENE I THINK WE SHOULD--
WHAT SCENE ARE WE SHOOTING?
- SCENE 29, WHERE OLIVIA FINDS MONICA DEAD.
- OH. RIGHT. OKAY.
UH, I WANT YOU TWO UP ON THE COUCH FOR THAT.
- WE CAN'T HAVE 'EM ON THE COUCH.
- WHY CAN'T I?
- 'CAUSE AT THE END OF SCENE 28,
MONICA COLLAPSES ON THE FLOOR.
- WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO SHOOT IT THAT WAY.
- WE ALREADY SHOT IT, SQUIRES.
- WHEN?
- LAST NIGHT, WHILE YOU WERE IN THE JACUZZI.
- JUST SHOW HIM THE SCENE.
- YOU ALREADY CUT IT TOGETHER?
- YEAH. HERE.
- NO, MONICA, DON'T.
- WOW. THE MOVIE LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
- THANKS. THAT MEANS SO MUCH.
- SO SEE? MONICA HAS TO BE ON THE FLOOR.
- YEAH. YEAH, OKAY.
LET'S SHOOT ONE.
READY?
ROLL.
- PLEASE TELL HER NOT TO SLAP ME.
- SHE SHOULD DO WHATEVER FEELS RIGHT.
- LIE DOWN.
- ACTION.
- MONICA! MONICA!
DO NOT DIE ON ME! WAKE UP!
I MEAN IT! WAKE UP! COME ON!
- UM...
JADE. UM...
I'LL GO GET SOME ICE.
♪♪
- MONICA!
YOU CANNOT DIE!
YOU'RE GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING!
MONICA!
- IT LOOKS FANTASTIC.
- I KNOW. WE DID GREAT.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
- YOU'RE A KILLER.
- I'M NOT.
I LOVED HER.
- YOU'RE A KILLER! - I LOVED HER!
- YAY! THEY LOVE IT! - YEAH, THEY DO.
- OH. SHH. HERE COME MORE CREDITS.
YOU SAID YOU PUT ALL OUR NAMES AT THE END.
- I DID. DALE MUST HAVE TAKEN THEM OFF.
- THANK YOU!
- HE'S TAKING ALL THE CREDIT?
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. NO, SIT.
- HE'S TAKING ALL THE CREDIT!
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
- YES! - MY FACE STILL HURTS.
- OH, YEAH! HA HA!
WHOO!
♪♪
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
IT WAS-- IT WAS A LABOR OF LOVE, REALLY.
- SHOULDN'T WE SAY SOMETHING TO HIM?
[ALL] - YEAH.
[ALL SHOUTING]
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU. - GREAT FILM, DALE.
- HEY, DALE!
- HEY, TORI. CAN YOU GET ME A BOTTLE OF WATER?
- NO!
YOU TOOK ALL THE CREDIT FOR THE MOVIE WE MADE!
- SO I CAN'T GET A DRINK?
- WHY DID YOU TAKE OUR NAMES OFF THE MOVIE?
- I DIRECTED IT.
- REALLY?
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP MOST OF THE TIME.
AND WHEN YOU DID, YOU JUST TALKED ON THE PHONE,
ATE OUR SNACKS, AND NAPPED IN OUR JACUZZI.
- OH, COME ON. YOU THINK STEVEN SPIELBERG
REALLY DIRECTED "JAWS"?
- YES!
- LOOK, I REALLY GOT TO GO.
- WAIT! - WHAT?
- YOU KNOW I DIRECTED THAT MOVIE.
BECK WROTE IT, AND ANDRE DID ALL THE MUSIC AND EDITING.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
- I TOOK THE CREDIT.
- WELL, THAT'S MEAN!
YOU SHOULD AT LEAST SHARE THE CREDIT WITH US.
- MAN, YOU REALLY DON'T GET HOLLYWOOD, DO YOU?
OH, BY THE WAY, THE AFTER-PARTY'S BEEN CANCELLED,
SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS NO AFTER-PARTY.
- HEY, GREAT MOVIE, DALE. SEE YOU AT THE AFTER-PARTY.
- I'M THERE!
[CLICKS TONGUE]
♪♪
[bell ringing]
- TORI. - VEGA.
- HI.
- CHECK OUT THE HOMEPAGE ON SPLASHFACE.
- I'VE ALREADY SEEN THE "LOBSTER ON A BICYCLE" VIDEO.
- LOOK UP TOP.
- OUR MOVIE IS THE NUMBER ONE FEATURED VIDEO.
- TWO MILLION VIEWS IN ONE DAY.
- AND DALE SQUIRES IS TAKIN' ALL THE CREDIT.
- AND HE KEEPS DELETING ALL MY VERY CREATIVE NEGATIVE COMMENTS.
- UGH. LOOK AT THIS. HE'S USING OUR MOVIE TO PROMOTE HIMSELF.
- WHAT'D HE WRITE?
- "CATCH ME THURSDAY NIGHT ON 'THE MACK MURPHY SHOW.'"
HEY, DON'T THEY TAPE "MACK MURPHY"
DOWN THE STREET, OFF SUNSET?
- YEAH, I THINK.
- SO, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO.
- UGH, GROSS. TALK SHOWS ARE FOR TOURISTS AND CANADIANS.
- AND REVENGE-SEEKERS.
- AH. SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?
- I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE SMART, SHE'S MEAN, COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
♪♪
- MAN, THOSE JEANS FIT YOU GREAT.
HOW'S THE MOTOR?
- IT'S GETTING THERE.
- OOH, HERE COMES GIRLS!
- HEY, BECK. - HI, BECK.
- HEY, GIRLS. HERE TO SEE US WORK ON THE MOTOR?
'CAUSE IT'S... GETTING THERE.
- BECK, THOSE JEANS FIT YOU GREAT.
- UH-HUH.
- THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
UM...
WHOA!
WORKING ON THIS CAR HAS GOT ME ALL FILTHY.
HOW AM I GONNA GET THIS GREASE OFF ME?
NO, I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD GET ME A FRESH TOWEL.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH WATER!
[COUGHS]
- I THINK HE'S STILL DIRTY.
- WHAT'D HE SAY?
AAH! HEY!
AAH!
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
HOW DOES A HOSE HAVE THAT MUCH PRESSURE?
♪♪
- OKAY, PEOPLE. LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP.
WE'RE ABOUT 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM GO-TIME
ON "UP LATE WITH MACK MURPHY", SO LET ME HEAR YA!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- WHOO!
- LOOK AT ALL THE STUPID TOURISTS.
- HEY. - HEY.
- THIS IS MY COUSIN KENDRA.
- HEY. - PRETTY SHIRT.
- SHE'S A GREAT ACTRESS.
- I GET PAID UP FRONT.
20.
30. 40. KEEP IT COMING. 50.
- OKAY. SO WHEN DALE SQUIRES SITS DOWN,
YOU'RE GONNA WAIT EXACTLY TWO MINUTES--
- ANDRE TOLD ME WHAT TO DO.
I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR IT TWICE.
- YES, MA'AM.
- WHAT DO YOU EAT? SALAD?
- SOMETIMES.
- FIGURES.
♪♪
- I JUST DON'T SEE HOW A REGULAR HOSE COULD HAVE THAT MUCH PRESSURE.
- YEP. THAT'S A MYSTERIOUS HOSE.
- SO HOW LONG BEFORE WE CAN GET HER RUNNING AGAIN?
- THREE, FOUR SECONDS. - HUH?
[ENGINE STARTING]
[REVVING]
WOW. IT SOUNDS GREAT.
- UH-HUH.
YOU'RE NOT SMILING.
- I ONLY SMILE WHEN I'M HAPPY.
- OKAY. TALK TO DADDY.
- IT'S JUST--
I WAS KINDA HAVING FUN WITH THIS WHOLE CAR-FIXING THING
'CAUSE OF ALL THE GIRLS WHO CAME BY TO WATCH.
- THEY SPRAYED YOU WITH A HOSE.
- WELL, I DIDN'T LIKE THAT PART, BUT...
- DUDE. NOW, YOU GOT A CAR, A CONVERTIBLE, THAT WORKS.
- I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOUR "COOL GUY LOGIC."
- GIRLS LIKE GUYS THAT HAVE CARS.
- RIGHT! BECAUSE I CAN DRIVE THEM PLACES.
LIKE, TO A STORE!
- UH-HUH.
NOW, YOU WANT ME TO GO FIND YOU SOME CHEERLEADERS WHO NEED A RIDE?
- OKAY.
WILL THE CHEERLEADERS BE WEARING THEIR UNIFORMS?
- THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM CHEERLEADERS.
[SIRENS APPROACHING] - WHAT THE...
- OVER THERE! - HEY, WAIT!
WHO ARE YOU GUYS? AAH!
- GO! - HEY!
YOU GUYS CAN'T BORROW MY CAR!
- WE'RE NOT BORROWING IT.
[SOBBING]
- AND YOU'RE GONNA BE WORKING WITH JOHNNY DEPP ON A BIG MOVIE?
- YEAH, MADE THE DEAL THIS MORNING.
- AWESOME. I'M BETTING IT DIDN'T HURT
THAT THIS NEW SHORT FILM THAT YOU JUST DID
HAS ALREADY GOTTEN, WHAT,
LIKE, THREE MILLION VIEWS THIS WEEK?
- UH-HUH.
- HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN DALE'S SHORT FILM?
[APPLAUSE]
- JERK.
- 30 SECONDS.
- YEAH, ABOUT THAT FILM.
I, I GOTTA BE HONEST.
- SO YOU'RE NOT GOING INTO POLITICS?
[LAUGHING]
- THAT WAS OFF-THE-CUFF.
- IT'S JUST, I'VE BEEN FEELING KINDA GUILTY.
- ABOUT? - WELL...
IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR FOR ME TO TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT MOVIE.
SEE, MOST OF THE WORK WAS DONE
BY A REALLY TALENTED GROUP OF STUDENTS
FROM HOLLYWOOD ARTS HIGH SCHOOL HERE IN L.A.
SPECIFICALLY-- I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE CREDIT
TO ANDRE HARRIS, JADE WEST, BECK OLIVER...
- OH, HE'S GIVING US CREDIT.
- ON NATIONAL TV.
- ...ROBBIE SHAPIRO, SINJIN VAN CLEEF,
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, TORI VEGA.
- YOUR COUSIN! - MY COUSIN.
- SHE'S GONNA-- - OH, MAN.
- WE HAVE TO STOP HER! - ABORT. ABORT.
- ABORT.
- NO, NO.
- STOP. STOP. STOP.
- HERE WE GO.
- HEY THERE! DALE SQUIRES!
- UH, APPARENTLY, YOU HAVE A FAN IN THE CROWD.
[LAUGHING]
HEY, DALE, HOW COME YOU LIED TO ME?
- UH, MA'AM?
- I DON'T KNOW YOU. I DON'T KNOW HER.
- YOU DON'T KNOW ME?
THIS MAN TOOK ME TO A FISH RESTAURANT
TWO WEEKS AGO AND TOLD ME HE LOVED ME,
AND I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM SINCE!
[BOOING]
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
COME ON, ALL RIGHT. SHE'S LYING, OKAY?
YOU ARE A LIAR.
- LIAR? OH, NO! THAT'S IT!
I'M ABOUT TO OPEN UP A CLOUD AND RAIN ALL OVER YOU!
AAAHHH!
- GET OFF ME! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
- I WANNA GO BACK TO THAT FISH RESTAURANT!
- CAN YOU GO TO A COMMERCIAL?!
- NO WAY, MAN, THIS IS AWESOME! YOU GUYS LIKIN' THIS?!
[CHEERING]
- AAH!
- HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, DALE SQUIRES?
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
- SHE'S SO STRONG.
- DALE GAVE US CREDIT.
- EVEN I FEEL BAD.
- WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING.
- WAFFLES? - I LIKE WAFFLES.
- WAFFLES ARE GOOD. - I KNOW A PLACE.
- OFF WE GO.
- FISH RESTAURANT!
AAH!
- WHAT DID I DO?
♪ YEAH, ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ GONNA TAKE IT DOWNTOWN ♪
♪ GONNA TAKE IT, TAKE IT, ♪
♪ TAKE IT, TAKE IT DOWNTOWN ♪
I'M SINJIN.
DID YOU HEAR THAT...JADE?
- MMM.
- YAY! I LOVE EXCITEMENT!