1 00:00:04,421 --> 00:00:06,757 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:08,342 [BELL RINGING] 3 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:09,885 - HEY, TRINA-REENA. 4 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,971 - OH, HEY. YOU WANT A SODA? 5 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:12,972 - UH, SURE. 6 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:14,389 - ME TOO, GIMME MONEY. 7 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:24,859 - OKAY, NOW, WATCH AS I SCARE THE LIP GLOSS 8 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,109 OFF OF TORI AND TRINA. 9 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:29,947 FORWARD THRUST. 10 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:31,448 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU WOULD CHOOSE IT. 11 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:34,618 I MEAN-- [BEEPING] 12 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,161 - AND NOW... 13 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,663 LASER ASSAULT! 14 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:50,217 - I THINK THE REBELS WON THAT ONE. 15 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:56,181 - HEY, THANKS A LOT FOR WHACKING MY ASTRO CRAFT! 16 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,766 - IT WAS ATTACKING US. 17 00:00:57,808 --> 00:00:59,935 - AND STUPID. 18 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:02,730 - WE HAVE ARTWORK THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE BUILDING, 19 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,523 AND THIS IS KIND OF THE MAIN HALLWAY. 20 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,859 - GET SOME SHOTS OF THE KIDS ON THE STAIRS THERE. 21 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,614 - OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE FILMING SOMETHING. 22 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:25,878 - THAT GIRL KEEPS BLOCKIN' MY SHOT. 23 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:28,087 - HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 24 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:29,924 - OH, THESE GUYS ARE SHOOTING A TV SHOW. 25 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:31,090 - A TV SHOW? 26 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:33,176 - I WANNA BE ON A TV SHOW. 27 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,553 - WHAT SHOW ARE YOU GUYS FROM? 28 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,137 - IT'S A NEW ONE, CALLED "THE WOOD." 29 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:37,848 - I WANNA BE ON "THE WOOD". WHAT'S "THE WOOD"? 30 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,975 I WANNA BE ON IT. 31 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:42,310 - THESE ARE THE PRODUCERS, KYLE AND... 32 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:43,228 - MICK. - MICK. 33 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,146 - OH, HI. - HI. 34 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,441 - HEY, I'M ROBBIE, SPELLED WITH TWO Bs. 35 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,777 - SO, WHAT'S "THE WOOD" ABOUT? 36 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:50,903 - IT'S A REALITY SHOW... 37 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:52,571 - ABOUT TEENAGERS IN HOLLYWOOD. 38 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,489 - I'M A TEENAGER, AND I'M IN HOLLYWOOD RIGHT NOW. 39 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,658 SEE? 40 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,078 - THEY'RE HERE GETTING SOME SHOTS OF OUR SCHOOL... 41 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,496 - AND TO LOOK FOR INTERESTING KIDS TO FEATURE ON THE SHOW. 42 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,373 - SO, IS THERE GONNA BE LIKE A CASTING SESSION? 43 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:06,961 - UH-HUH. - AFTER SCHOOL, IN THE BLACK BOX. 44 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,211 - I'LL BE THERE. 45 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,050 - HEY, CAN WE GET SOME SHOTS OF KIDS OUTSIDE? 46 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:14,551 - SURE, LET'S GO THIS WAY. 47 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,764 - SO, YOU GUYS GONNA TRY OUT? 48 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:19,848 - YEAH. - AH, I DON'T KNOW. 49 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,516 A REALITY SHOW? 50 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,351 - YEAH, THEY CAN BE REALLY FUN SOMETIMES. 51 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,645 - YEAH, BUT I'M AN ACTOR. 52 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,105 I DON'T KNOW IF I WANNA BE INVOLVED-- 53 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:28,857 - HEY, I THINK MY ASTRO CRAFT STILL WORKS. 54 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,567 - I THOUGHT I KILLED THAT THING. 55 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:34,488 - YOU MAY HAVE INFLICTED SOME MINOR DAMAGE, BUT WATCH, 56 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,115 AS I PRESS "RETURN TO BASE," 57 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,116 AND HAVE IT COME RIGHT... 58 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,742 UH-OH! 59 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,203 - NERD DOWN! 60 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:47,084 ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪ 61 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,418 ♪ FEELING LOST ♪ 62 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,337 ♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ 63 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,047 ♪ I BREATHE IT IN ♪ 64 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:55,425 ♪ TO LET IT GO ♪ 65 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,052 ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 66 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,637 ♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ 67 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,179 ♪ OR WHAT IT WOULD COME TO ♪ 68 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:03,017 ♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ 69 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,644 ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW ♪ 70 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,354 ♪ YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪ 71 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:10,899 ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪ 72 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:14,569 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ 73 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:18,448 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE, YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 74 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,075 ♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪ 75 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,493 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 76 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,163 ♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 77 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:28,625 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 78 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:32,587 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 79 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:33,755 ♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪ 80 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,256 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 81 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:42,347 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪ 82 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:47,310 [MUSIC] 83 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,819 - OKAY, NEXT! 84 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,408 - HEY. TORI VEGA. 85 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:02,659 GIRL. 86 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,494 - WE CAN TELL. 87 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:08,289 - OKAY, TORI, THIS IS A REALLY INFORMAL AUDITION. 88 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,291 - WE'RE JUST TRYIN' TO GET A FEEL FOR YOUR PERSONALITY. 89 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,920 - GOT IT. FEEL AWAY. 90 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:16,173 - WHAT'S THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE? 91 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:18,050 - OH. 92 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:20,094 OH, WOW, UM... 93 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,179 OH, I KNOW. 94 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:24,139 I SQUIRTED THE HOT CHEESE ALL OVER MY FRIEND 95 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:26,058 AND HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND, WHO WAS MY EX-BOYFRIEND, 96 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,267 AND THEN I KISSED HIM RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER, 97 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,769 WHICH I FELT REALLY BAD ABOUT. 98 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,229 BUT THEN, IT WAS OKAY, 'CAUSE SHE PUNCHED ME 99 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,646 RIGHT IN THE FACE. 100 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:35,442 - PUT A STAR BY THIS GIRL. 101 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,946 TELL US SOMETHING YOU LOVE. 102 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,614 - EASY, MUSIC. 103 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:41,907 - AND SOMETHING YOU HATE? 104 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,408 - BRUSSEL SPROUTS. 105 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,536 - OKAY, WHAT IF THERE WAS A REALLY GREAT SONG 106 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,789 ABOUT BRUSSEL SPROUTS? 107 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,752 - WELL, Y'KNOW, I'D PROBABLY-- 108 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,421 I'D PROBABLY FEEL LIKE... 109 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,548 BECAUSE WHEN-- IT USUALLY DEPENDS ON-- 110 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:02,427 UM, MAY I GO TO THE BATHROOM? 111 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,348 - OKAY, PICTURE ME SITTING ON A PONY 112 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,309 WEARING A BRIGHT PURPLE HAT. 113 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,396 I-- I WAS WEARING THE PURPLE HAT, NOT THE PONY. 114 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,984 DO THEY EVEN MAKE PONY HATS? 115 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:20,112 ANYWAY, I WAS LOOKING FABOO. 116 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,780 - AND SO, THEN, I REALIZED ACTING, 117 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,615 IT'S REALLY ABOUT NOT ACTING. 118 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,617 IT'S ABOUT LETTING THE EMOTIONS INSIDE OF YOU COME OUT 119 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,995 AND REPRESENT MOMENTS-- - ARE YOU DATING ANYONE? 120 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,706 - KATIE. 121 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,583 - I JUST THINK WE SHOULD KNOW IF HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. 122 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:34,751 DO YOU? 123 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,046 - YEAH, I DO. 124 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,380 - DANG IT! 125 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,177 - OKAY, I'M ROBBIE. 126 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,343 - I'M REX. 127 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:45,971 - NO. - THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 128 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,472 - JERKS. 129 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,809 - OKAY, JADE, WHAT DO YOU HATE? 130 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,061 - UH, TUNA FISH, FLOWERS, 131 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:56,148 GIGGLING, THE WORD "PANTIES," 132 00:05:56,190 --> 00:06:00,359 CILANTRO, RAINBOWS, DUCKS. 133 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:02,737 MAN, I HATE DUCKS. 134 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,866 CRAMPS, STRING CHEESE, CLOCKS, 135 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,034 WET DOORKNOBS, 136 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,367 BRAS THAT HOOK IN THE FRONT, 137 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:11,579 THE COLOR YELLOW, CARPETING... 138 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:18,753 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, I LIKE SHIRTS WITH GREEN STRIPES. 139 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:19,796 - HEY, BECK. 140 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,380 SMELL MY ARM. 141 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,968 NO PERFUME. 142 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,303 THAT'S MY NATURAL SCENT. 143 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,764 - I HAVE TO LIVE WITH HER. 144 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,184 - HEY, YOU GUYS. 145 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,518 - HEY. - HOW'S IT GOIN'? 146 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,771 - KYLE HAS SOME COOL NEWS FOR YOU. 147 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,773 - TORI VEGA, BECK OLIVER, 148 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,234 JADE WEST, AND ANDRE HARRIS, 149 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,818 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE FEATURED 150 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:42,777 ON "THE WOOD." 151 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,696 - REALLY? - FANTASTIC. 152 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:45,822 - AND WHAT ABOUT ME? 153 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:46,990 - NO. 154 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,158 - WHY NOT? 155 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,160 - 'CAUSE YOU REEK OF DESPERATION. 156 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,829 - THAT'S HER NATURAL SCENT. 157 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,292 - HERE YOU GO. 158 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,752 - THANKS, FESTUS. - I WANT A TAMALE. 159 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,088 - TOO BAD, HE GOT THE LAST ONE. 160 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,465 - GIVE IT TO ME. - NO, I WANT IT. 161 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,301 - LOOK, I AM NOT IN A GOOD MOOD, AND I WANT A TAMALE. 162 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,095 SO, HAND IT OVER. - NO. 163 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,721 - I'M NOT KIDDING AROUND WITH YOU. 164 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,973 - HEY! STOP IT! HEY! 165 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,474 - LET GO OF THE TAMALE. 166 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:16,561 - I PAID MONEY FOR THIS. [SHOUTING] 167 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:20,232 - NO FIGHTING OVER TAMALES. 168 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:23,110 [SCREAMING] 169 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:26,280 [GROANING] 170 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:33,453 - OKAY, SO, HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS? 171 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:35,580 - JUST TELL US WHERE YOU ARE, WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 172 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,374 - AND REALLY HAVE FUN WITH IT. 173 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:39,960 - OKAY. 174 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,169 WHUDDUP, WHUDDUP? 175 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,587 CHICKITY, CHICKITY, CHECK IT OUT. 176 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,672 YOU GOT T-VEGA, THAT'S TORI VEGADOCIOUS. 177 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:48,218 INITIALS T-V ON YOUR TV. 178 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:49,510 - NOT THAT MUCH FUN. 179 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:51,679 - I WAS BEING URBAN. 180 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,890 - YEAH, NOT REALLY. 181 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,767 [HICCUPS] - AW MAN, WHY DO I ALWAYS GET 182 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,270 THE HICCUPS WHEN I TALK URBAN? 183 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,896 - LET'S JUST TRY IT AGAIN. 184 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,440 - RIGHT, UM... 185 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,358 HEY, I'M TORI VEGA. 186 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,901 [HICCUPS] 187 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,320 I LIVE HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS 188 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:09,281 WITH MY MOM, DAD, AND MY BIG SISTER, TRINA. 189 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:12,159 - KEEP GOIN'. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. 190 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,368 [CELLPHONE RINGS] 191 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,245 AND THERE'S MY PHONE. SHOULD I--? 192 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,414 - ANSWER IT. - OKAY. 193 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:20,417 [CELLPHONE RINGS] 194 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:22,502 OH, IT'S MY AUNT SONYA. 195 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:25,297 HEY, YOU. [HICCUPS] 196 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,090 SORRY, I HAVE THE HICCUPS. 197 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,384 UH-- NO, MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME. 198 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,470 YEAH, YOU SHOULD COME OVER. [HICCUPS] 199 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,055 I KNOW, I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER. 200 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,556 HEY, HOW'S LITTLE ANKIMO? 201 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,642 LAST MONTH, SHE GOT THIS NEW PUPPY NAMED ANKIMO, 202 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,394 AND HE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. 203 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,688 WAIT, YOU'RE PUTTING THE PUPPY ON THE PHONE? 204 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:44,065 SHE'S PUTTING THE PUPPY ON THE PHONE. 205 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,695 HI PUPPY, HI BABY. 206 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:51,156 AW, YOU WANT ME TO TICKLE YOUR TUMMY? 207 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:54,409 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRAP UP THE PUPPY TALK. 208 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,743 - RIGHT, SORRY. 209 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,079 [HICCUPS] AUNT SONYA, I GOTTA-- 210 00:08:58,121 --> 00:08:59,414 WAIT, YOU BOUGHT THE CAR? 211 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,166 NO WAY. DOES MOM KNOW? 212 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,584 OKAY, OKAY, I WON'T TELL HER. [HICCUPS] 213 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,420 ALL RIGHT, LOVE YOU, MISS YOU. 214 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,671 MWAH! 215 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,465 LATER. 216 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:09,590 OKAY, SO NOW WHAT? 217 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,427 - [SHOUTING] - AAH! 218 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,262 DUDE, WHY SCARE ME LIKE THAT? 219 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,263 - IT GETS RID OF THE HICCUPS... 220 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,557 - [HICCUPS] - SOMETIMES. 221 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,979 - I DIDN'T YANK FESTUS'S BROOM. - ALL I SAID I WAS HUNGRY, 222 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,231 AND I JUST WANTED A TAMALE. - I WAS JUST TRYING TO ENJOY 223 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,732 MY TAMALE. - STOP IT. 224 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:28,818 - TRINA CAME UP AND TRIED TO TAKE MY TAMALE. 225 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,611 - OH, OH! 226 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:37,660 - YOU TWO WERE FIGHTING, AND YOU YANKED FESTUS 227 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:38,828 RIGHT OUT OF HIS GRUB TRUCK, 228 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,163 AND NOW HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 229 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:43,083 - I JUST WANTED A TAMALE. 230 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,751 - WELL, YOU WENT AND BROKE HIS TAMALE MAKIN' ARM. 231 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:45,960 SO, NOW WHAT? 232 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,380 - WE'RE SORRY. 233 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:50,173 - YEAH, WELL UNTIL FESTUS IS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL, 234 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:51,883 YOU TWO ARE GONNA WORK THE GRUB TRUCK. 235 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,427 - GROSS! - TRINA. 236 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:54,594 - I'M NOT GONNA-- WHY SHOULD I--? 237 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:55,929 - [GRUNTING] 238 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,683 - COME ON, THE MAN GOT HURT. 239 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,643 THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS WORK THE GUY'S TRUCK FOR HIM. 240 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,438 - EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 241 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,273 YOU DON'T HAVE $40 MANICURE. 242 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,901 - DON'T I? 243 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,912 - HEY! - HEY, SHUT UP! 244 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:21,996 YOU PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS. 245 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,831 I'M DOING THE BEST THAT I CAN. 246 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:24,874 - DID YOU SAY A HAMBURGER? 247 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:25,875 - HEY ROBBIE... 248 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,462 [ALL SHOUTING] 249 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,255 - WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS. - REMEMBER US? 250 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,839 - ARE YOU ANDY SAMBERG? - NO, I'M NOT ANDY SAMBERG. 251 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,259 [SHOUTING CONTINUES] 252 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,260 - PLEASE. 253 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:38,221 - THAT DIDN'T GO WELL. 254 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,556 - YOU WANNA PICK UP A PIZZA? 255 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:40,681 - SURE. I'LL CALL OMAR'S. 256 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,142 YOU GOT CASH? - IN MY LOCKER. 257 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,684 BACK IN A BEAT. - OKAY. 258 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:47,855 - THERE'S BECK. 259 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,486 - UH-- HEY, GUYS. 260 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,654 - IGNORE US, JUST KEEP DOIN' WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'. 261 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,823 - ALL RIGHT, I'M JUST CALLIN' OMAR'S PIZZA 262 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,366 'CAUSE THE GRUB TRUCK-- 263 00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,493 OH, HEY, OMAR. 264 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,786 HEY, WHAT'S UP? IT'S BECK. 265 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,580 SO, GUESS WHAT I WANT? 266 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,999 NO, NO, AN EXTRA LARGE PIZZA. 267 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,125 - [SHOUTING] 268 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,876 TRINA POKED ME WITH A BIG FORK! 269 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,170 LOOK! 270 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,382 - POKE HER BACK. 271 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,181 SO, WHAT'S ON THE GRANDE SUPREME? 272 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,600 OH, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD, 273 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,310 EXCEPT FOR THE ONIONS. 274 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,062 YEAH, MY GIRLFRIEND'S NOT GONNA LIKE THAT. 275 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,981 CAN YOU LEAVE THOSE OFF? 276 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,107 YOU ARE THE BEST. 277 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,859 SO, CAN YOU HAVE THAT READY IN 15? 278 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,153 YOU MAKE ME HAPPY. 279 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,364 YEAH, OKAY, I'LL BE THERE SOON. 280 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,199 YEAH, OKAY. BYE. 281 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,034 - OUCH! - I AM TELLING YOU, ROBBIE, 282 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,452 I AM NOT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THIS. 283 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,912 - TRINA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LISTEN I-- 284 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,998 - I AM NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS ANYMORE. 285 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,583 - THIS IS CRAZY. 286 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,144 - YOUR LEMONADE, SIR. 287 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,646 - THANKS. 288 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,356 HEY. 289 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,774 WHY IS IT PINK? 290 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,109 - IT'S PINK LEMONADE. 291 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,278 - I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY PINK LEMONS. 292 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,322 - THERE ARE NO PINK LEMONS. 293 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,866 - SO, WHAT MAKES IT PINK? 294 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,661 - WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S-- IT'S A-- 295 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,538 SHUT UP. 296 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,539 - HI. 297 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,082 - HEY, GUESS WHAT WE GOT. 298 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,709 - I DON'T CARE. 299 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:33,420 - COME ON, WE GOT AN ADVANCE COPY OF "THE WOOD," 300 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,171 FIRST EPISODE. WANNA WATCH IT WITH US? 301 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,298 - NO, THEY REJECTED ME. 302 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,300 - I KNOW, BUT I'M IN IT. 303 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,636 - YEAH, I GOTTA GO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB. 304 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,930 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S VIEW THIS. - CRANK IT. 305 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,599 - WAIT, DON'T YOU WANNA WAIT FOR JADE? 306 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,809 - JADE'S HERE. - I'M HERE. 307 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,186 - WAIT, WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? 308 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,563 - HALF HOUR AGO. 309 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,398 - WELL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 310 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,524 - IN YOUR ROOM. 311 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,735 YOU'VE A LOT OF THINGS IN THERE. 312 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,864 - WAIT, BUT WHY-- I DON'T-- I DON'T-- 313 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,074 - SO, LET'S SEE IT. 314 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:04,992 - HERE WE GO. 315 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,745 - OH! 316 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,167 - WELCOME TO "THE WOOD"... 317 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,753 HOLLYWOOD. 318 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:17,171 AT THIS PERFORMING ARTS HIGH SCHOOL, 319 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,423 HOLLYWOOD ARTS, 320 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,925 YOU CAN FIND GOOD DRAMA ON STAGE. 321 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,512 BUT THE BEST DRAMA HAPPENS OFF STAGE. 322 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,140 BECK AND JADE HAVE BEEN DATING FOR TWO YEARS. 323 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:30,143 - UGH, YEAH, SHOOT ME FROM THAT ANGLE. 324 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,562 - YOU LOOK GREAT. - I KNOW. 325 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:39,653 - BUT IS BECK GETTING TIRED OF THE SAME OLD THING? 326 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:40,945 - HEY, IT'S BECK. 327 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,614 - HI, BABY. 328 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,073 - WHAT'S UP? 329 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,366 - MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME. 330 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,243 - OH, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD. 331 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,996 - I KNOW, I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER. 332 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,165 - SO, GUESS WHAT I WANT? 333 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,417 - AW, YOU WANT ME TO TICKLE YOUR TUMMY? 334 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,336 - YEAH, SURE. 335 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,004 - YOU SHOULD COME OVER. 336 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,131 - YEAH, MY GIRLFRIEND'S NOT GONNA LIKE THAT. 337 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,508 - I WON'T TELL HER. 338 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,468 - OKAY, I'LL BE THERE SOON. 339 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,969 - ALL RIGHT, LOVE YOU, MISS YOU. 340 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,304 - YOU MAKE ME HAPPY. 341 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,515 - MWAH! 342 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,726 - BYE. - LATER. 343 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,605 - MAN, THIS SHOW IS GOOD. 344 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,364 [ALL SHOUTING] 345 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,580 - OKAY. 346 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,457 THAT PHONE CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED. 347 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,625 - I SAW IT! 348 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,502 - I NEED SOME MORE PINK LEMONADE. 349 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,255 - THAT PHONE CALL BETWEEN BECK AND ME WASN'T REAL. 350 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,007 - YOU OFFERED TO TICKLE HIS TUMMY. 351 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,676 - I WAS TALKING TO A PUPPY. 352 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,511 - I WAS ORDERING A PIZZA. 353 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,805 - HOW DID SHE KNOW YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR TUMMY TICKLED? 354 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,433 - EVERYONE LIKES HAVING THEIR TUMMY TICKLED. 355 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,602 - IT'S TRUE. 356 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,898 SOMETIMES, I DO IT TO MYSELF. 357 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,903 - THE PRODUCERS TOOK TWO SEPARATE PHONE CONVERSATIONS 358 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,697 AND CUT 'EM TOGETHER. 359 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,615 - I WANNA HEAR THAT FROM THEM. 360 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,117 - YEAH, WE TOOK TWO SEPARATE PHONE CALLS 361 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,327 AND CUT 'EM TOGETHER. 362 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,206 - PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? 363 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,958 - COOL? 364 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,460 - SHE ALMOST KILLED ME. 365 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,879 - I WOULDN'T HAVE ACTUALLY KILLED YOU. 366 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,213 - WELL, AREN'T YOU SWEET? 367 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,717 - ISN'T "THE WOOD" SUPPOSED TO BE A REALITY SHOW? 368 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,134 - YEAH. - UH-HUH. 369 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,178 - BUT THE PHONE CALL YOU GUYS CUT TOGETHER, 370 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,513 THAT WASN'T REAL. 371 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,390 - SO? 372 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,019 - ALMOST NOTHING IS REAL IN REALITY SHOWS. 373 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,188 IT'S ENTERTAINMENT. - DRAMA. 374 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,982 - OUR, JOB AS PRODUCERS, IS TO TAKE THE FOOTAGE WE GET 375 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,611 AND MAKE IT INTO SOMETHING PEOPLE WANNA WATCH. 376 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,362 - YEAH, WE GET THAT, BUT-- 377 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:47,655 - LOOK, YOU GUYS GO TO THIS SCHOOL 378 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,156 'CAUSE YOU WANNA ENTERTAIN PEOPLE, RIGHT? 379 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,658 - YEAH. - SO? 380 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,034 - OKAY. WELL, THIS IS NO DIFFERENT 381 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,077 THAN BEING IN A PLAY... 382 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,246 - OR A MOVIE. - IT'S ACTING. 383 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,330 - JUST WITHOUT A SCRIPT. 384 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,582 - SO, LIKE IMPROV. 385 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,667 - EXACTLY. - THANK YOU. 386 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,378 - WELL, YOU COULDA TOLD US THAT. 387 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,504 - BEFORE THE ATTEMPTED MURDER. 388 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:04,964 - DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC. 389 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:08,760 - NO... BE MORE DRAMATIC. 390 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,054 - AND THE NEXT TIME THAT YOU TWO HAVE A GIRL FIGHT, 391 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,432 COULD YOU CALL US FIRST, SO WE CAN GET IT ON VIDEO? 392 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,478 - OR THEY COULD RE-ENACT IT. 393 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,232 [SING-SONG] ♪ ACTION ♪ 394 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,277 - AAH! 395 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,695 - BOBBY! - CAMERA! 396 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:31,031 [SCREAMING] 397 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,160 - NO, NO. 398 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:37,037 [SCREAMING] 399 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:48,549 - OKAY, THAT IS ONE CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP. 400 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,592 - YUM. 401 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,260 - ONE TUNA WRAP. 402 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,428 - THANK YOU. 403 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,639 - AND A VERY PRETTY VEGGIE BURGER 404 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,641 FOR A VERY PRETTY MOUTH TO CHEW. 405 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,392 - THANKS. HERE YA GO. 406 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,561 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'LL UM-- 407 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,730 HEY! WAIT, THIS IS A COUPON 408 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,565 FOR LADY SOAP! 409 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,775 I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS! 410 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,568 YOU HAVE TO PAY IN CASH! 411 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,069 - SHUT UP! 412 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,614 - OKAY, I'LL MAKE IT WORK. 413 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,032 THANKS. 414 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,581 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING. 415 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,292 - EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M THE ONE WHO FIGURED OUT 416 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,419 HOW TO USE THE DEEP FRYER. 417 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:26,796 - GREAT. WHAT'D YA FRY? 418 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,467 - REX'S FOOT. 419 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,052 - WHAT? YOU DID NOT. 420 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,721 OH-OH. 421 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,765 OHH! 422 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,976 - UNBELIEVABLE, MAN. - NO, YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE, 423 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,102 'CAUSE YOU ALWAYS GOTTA MAKE A BIG DEAL OUTTA NOTHING. 424 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,146 - YOU TRASHED MY BEACH HOUSE. 425 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,524 - YOU SAID I COULD USE YOUR BEACH HOUSE. 426 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,401 - I DIDN'T SAY PEOPLE COULD PUKE ON MY CARPET 427 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,945 AND MAKE SOUP IN MY TOILET. 428 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,572 - IT WAS A BEACH HOUSE PARTY. 429 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,991 WHAT'D YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN? 430 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,702 - WHO PUT MY DOG IN A WEDDING DRESS? 431 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,286 - IT WAS HILARIOUS. 432 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,580 - YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER. 433 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,748 - EAT A RAG. 434 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:02,957 - YOU EAT TWO RAGS. 435 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,085 YOU GET ALL THAT? 436 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,378 - GOT IT. 437 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,629 REALLY GOOD STUFF, GUYS. 438 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,007 - NICE WORK, MAN. - WELL PLAYED. 439 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,258 - WE'LL GIVE YOU MORE STUFF LATER. 440 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,468 - COOL. [BELL RINGS] 441 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,888 - WOW, THEY WERE GREAT. 442 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:17,931 - WE CAN DO BETTER. 443 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,306 - WHATCHA GOT? 444 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,350 - OKAY... 445 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,270 WHAT IF MISTER JANITOR 446 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,939 GOT US IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING 447 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,565 AND WE GOT SO PEED-OFF ABOUT IT 448 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,442 THAT WE UH... 449 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,986 MAYBE TAKE OUR ANGER OUT ON HIS CAR? 450 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,864 - WE CAN'T TRASH THE JANITOR'S CAR. 451 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,282 HE GOT US THOSE CUTE LITTLE CHOCOLATE MOPS 452 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,366 FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 453 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,327 - WE DON'T TRASH HIS REAL CAR. 454 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,164 MY DAD'S BOSS OWNS A JUNKYARD. 455 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,542 WE GET HIM TO DROP OFF A PIECE OF JUNK CAR HERE, 456 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,127 AND WE WRECK THAT ONE. 457 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,421 - AND SAY IT'S THE JANITOR'S CAR. 458 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,423 - OH, WOW, I WISH I'D THOUGHT OF THAT. 459 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,591 OH RIGHT, I DID. 460 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,055 WAIT, THAT JANITOR DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHOCOLATE MOP 461 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,264 FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 462 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,266 - HE DIDN'T? 463 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,726 HA-HA. 464 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,156 [ALL SHOUTING] 465 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,283 - WHAT DID YOU WANT? - ONE AT A TIME! 466 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,785 [SHOUTING CONTINUES] 467 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,621 - IT'S ANDY SAMBERG. - NO, I'M NOT ANDY SAMBERG. 468 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,914 - WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? 469 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,874 [ALL SHOUTING] 470 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,751 - I CAN'T TAKE THIS PRESSURE! 471 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,837 - OKAY, THEY WANT FOOD? 472 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,755 LET'S GIVE 'EM FOOD. 473 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:33,965 EAT THAT! - YEAH. 474 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,175 - EAT THAT, EAT THAT, EAT THAT! 475 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,761 EAT THAT. TAKE THAT. HOW 'BOUT A BURGER? 476 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,262 HOW 'BOUT TWO BURGERS? 477 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,472 - I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE. 478 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,767 - WHERE'S THE JUNKER CAR? - UH... 479 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,352 THE GUY SAID HE DROPPED IT OFF 480 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,646 IN THE NORTH CORNER OF THE PARKING LOT. 481 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,860 - THERE IT IS. 482 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,115 SINJIN! 483 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,204 FIVE IRON. - FIVE IRON. 484 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,581 - UH... GIMME A PITCHING WEDGE. 485 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,960 - NOW, GO TELL THE PRODUCER GUYS 486 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,336 TO COME TO THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE THERE IS GOOD STUFF 487 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,463 ABOUT TO GO DOWN. 488 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,882 - AND QUIT SNIFFING ME. 489 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,844 - EAT THAT, EAT THAT! 490 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,055 FLYING SAUCER COMING YOUR WAY. 491 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,097 FLYING BURGER. 492 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,348 EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT. 493 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,641 - HEY! HEY! 494 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,309 HEY, HEY! 495 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,187 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 496 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,605 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 497 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,401 - OH, FESTUS! 498 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,153 FESTUS! 499 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,655 YOU'RE HERE! - OH, WE'RE SO GLAD TO SEE YOU. 500 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:40,907 - WE'RE SORRY WE INJURED YOU. 501 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,659 - ...DISGUSTING, YOU ARE A NICE MAN. 502 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,370 - CAMERA CREW IS HERE. 503 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,835 - LET'S FAKE SOME REALITY TV. 504 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,421 - ACTION. 505 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,968 - THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A SCHOOL JANITOR 506 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,344 GETS US IN TROUBLE. 507 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,554 - JANITOR'S CAR... 508 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,264 FEEL THE WRATH. 509 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,601 [SCREAMING] 510 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,312 - YEAH! 511 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,901 - HEY! 512 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,070 WHAT ARE DOING TO MY CAR? 513 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:21,989 - YOUR CAR? 514 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,909 - WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 515 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,161 - UM, WE WERE WRECKING THIS JUNKER CAR FOR THE SHOW... 516 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,079 - "THE WOOD". 517 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,789 - KEEP GOIN'. - NO! 518 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,331 - SHUT UP, BUDDY. 519 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,336 - THIS IS FESTUS' CAR. 520 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,841 - YOU SAID SOME GUY DROPPED OFF THIS JUNKER CAR FOR US TO WHACK. 521 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,551 - YEAH. 522 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,720 HE MUST HAVE MEANT THAT ONE. 523 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:50,350 - AW, MAN, WE ABUSED THE WRONG CAR. 524 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,062 - ALL RIGHT. TV PEOPLE, OUT. 525 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,480 - BUT WE'VE GOT A SHOW TO MAKE. 526 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,315 - THEN GO MAKE IT AT ANOTHER SCHOOL. 527 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,483 YOU ALL ARE DONE HERE. 528 00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:59,026 - YOU CAN'T KICK US OUT, MAN. 529 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,654 - WHAT? OH-- WHAT? 530 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,864 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 531 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,408 - THERE'S OTHER SCHOOLS. 532 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,535 - LET'S GO TO ONE. 533 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,749 - GO CALL A TOW TRUCK FOR FESTUS' CAR. 534 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,713 - NOW HOW AM I GONNA GET HOME? 535 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,508 - OH, DON'T WORRY, FESTUS. 536 00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,177 I'LL GET YA A RIDE HOME. 537 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,601 - THIS IS SO SLOW. 538 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:35,313 - OH, COME ON, FESTUS, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 539 00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:36,730 - MY CAR HAS A RADIO. 540 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,482 - SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO ABOUT IT? 541 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:39,692 - SING ME A SONG. 542 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:42,778 - [SIGHING] 543 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,738 ♪ MOVE YOUR BODY RIGHT NEXT TO MINE ♪ 544 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,615 ♪ FEEL THE BEAT AND WE'RE LOST IN TIME... ♪ 545 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:49,618 - IN SPANISH! 546 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,245 - ♪ PON TU CUERPO CERCA DEL MIO ♪ 547 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,164 ♪ EN EL TIEMPO PERDAMONOS ♪ 548 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,999 ♪ YO SOY TUYA Y TU ERES MIO ♪ 549 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,792 ♪ POR SIEMPRE BABY ♪ 550 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,585 ♪ TODO LO QUE QUEREMOS HACER ♪ 551 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,171 ♪ NUNCA TE DEJARE IR ♪ 552 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,048 ♪ ERES PARA MI Y SOY PARA TI ♪ 553 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,050 ♪ POR SIEMPRE BABY ♪ 554 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,469 - HEY, YOU WANT TO SEE COOL STUFF? 555 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,471 CHECK OUT THESLAP.COM. 556 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,265 - IT'S HARD TO FIND ACTORS WITH FACES 557 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:14,060 THAT LOOK REALLY FANTASTIC WHEN YOU BLOW 'EM UP THAT BIG, 558 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:18,064 BUT THANKS TO GENETICS OR LUCK OR WHATEVER, 559 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:21,483 I HAPPEN TO HAVE A FACE THAT JUST, YOU KNOW, WORKS. 560 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,027 I WORK IT. 561 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,071 THAT'S WHAT I DO. 562 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:28,657 - MMM! 563 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:32,328 - SOMETIMES, I DO IT TO MYSELF.