1 00:00:04,421 --> 00:00:07,424 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:12,638 - HOW'S YOUR EGGPLANT? 3 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,139 - IT'S FINE. HOW'S YOUR SPAGHETTI? 4 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,809 - I HATE YOU. - WHY? 5 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:20,270 - I'M NOT HAVING SPAGHETTI! I'M HAVING SPAGATINI! 6 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:22,648 - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? - SPAGATINI IS A VERY THIN NOODLE. 7 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,316 SPAGHETTI IS A RELATIVELY FAT NOODLE! 8 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,400 WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS! 9 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:26,527 - I FORGOT! 10 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:27,695 - I MEAN, WHY DID WE EVEN TAKE 11 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:28,863 A PASTA CLASS TOGETHER? 12 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,906 - AND DONE. 13 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:33,575 - WE'RE DONE? - BUT, WE STILL HAVE A FEW MORE LINES. 14 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:36,578 - NO, I MEANT THIS IS DONE. - WHAT IS THAT? 15 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,289 - WELL, IT WAS A JAR OF CREAM, BUT NOW THAT I'VE SHAKEN IT 16 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:41,792 VIGOROUSLY FOR AN HOUR, IT'S BUTTER. 17 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,086 - YOU MAKE YOUR OWN BUTTER? 18 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,881 - INDEED. - IS IT GOOD? 19 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:50,091 - I DON'T KNOW, I REFUSE TO EAT DAIRY. 20 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:53,387 TORI, BECK, TAKE YOUR SEATS. 21 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:54,596 - IF HE DOESN'T EAT DAIRY, WHY WOULD HE-- 22 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,181 - I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T GET IT. 23 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,142 - ALL RIGHT, FOR THE LAST FEW MINUTES OF CLASS, 24 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:03,104 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE ONE-ACT PLAY I'M DIRECTING. 25 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:10,988 - WELL? - WELL WHAT? 26 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,447 - YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THE ONE-ACT PLAY 27 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,074 YOU'RE DIRECTING? 28 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:16,493 - ALL RIGHT. 29 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:17,912 FIRST OF ALL, I WANNA THANK YOU ALL 30 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:19,287 FOR AUDITIONING. 31 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:24,043 THE TWO LEAD ROLES WILL BE PLAYED BY... 32 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:25,419 ANDRE AND ROBBIE. 33 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,463 - COOL. - HOT BEEF. 34 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:32,551 - OH, WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE TO BE MY GUARDIAN? 35 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,511 - DID ANY OF THE REST OF US GET PARTS? 36 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:37,472 - AW, IS A CERTAIN LITTLE REDHEAD 37 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:40,768 HOPING SHE GOT A ROLE IN TEACHER'S PLAY? 38 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,477 - SHE IS. 39 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:45,981 - WELL, SHE DIDN'T. 40 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,316 BUT I DO NEED SOME HELP WITH THE BACKSTAGE CREW. 41 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:51,152 JADE, CAT, I WANT YOU GIRLS ON LIGHTING. 42 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,362 - LIGHTING? 43 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,531 - YES, YOU PRONOUNCED IT PERFECTLY. 44 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,241 TORI, I WANT YOU TO WORK WITH SINJIN'S TEAM 45 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,826 ON SPECIAL EFFECTS. 46 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:00,245 - OKAY, BUT I KNOW LIKE NOTHING ABOUT SPECIAL EFFECTS. 47 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,997 - WE'LL TEACH YOU. 48 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,377 - LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT. 49 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:14,593 ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪ 50 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,095 ♪ FEELING LOST ♪ 51 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,055 ♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ 52 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:20,265 ♪ I BREATHE IT IN ♪ 53 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,684 ♪ TO LET IT GO ♪ 54 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,686 ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 55 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:25,854 ♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ 56 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,522 ♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪ 57 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,567 ♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ 58 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,236 ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW ♪ 59 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,362 ♪ YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪ 60 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,866 ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪ 61 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,576 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID ♪ 62 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:42,162 ♪ TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ 63 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:43,497 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪ 64 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,582 ♪ YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 65 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,626 ♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪ 66 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,044 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 67 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:51,379 ♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 68 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:52,631 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW ♪ 69 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:53,882 ♪ THAT IF YOU LIVE ♪ 70 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,717 ♪ IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 71 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:56,844 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE ♪ 72 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,346 ♪ EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 73 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,306 ♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪ 74 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,724 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 75 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:09,898 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪ 76 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:16,822 - UHHH. HEY. HEY. CHEEKBONES? 77 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,866 - YES, REX? 78 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,742 - YOU GONNA EAT THAT TAQUITO? 79 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:21,869 - I SURE AM. 80 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,537 - C'MON, GIMME ONE BITE. - NO. 81 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,747 - CAN I SMELL IT? - ROBBIE! 82 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,541 - STOP! - GIMME A BATH. 83 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:30,335 - LATER. - AWW. 84 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,588 - SO, I HEARD YOU WENT OUT WITH JESSICA WOLF LAST NIGHT. 85 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,757 - OH, YES. I DID. 86 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:40,721 - SO? HOW'D IT-- - HI, TORI. TORI'S FRIENDS. 87 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,389 [TEXT MESSAGE RINGER] - SO, YOUR DATE WITH JESSICA? 88 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:44,141 ♪ AWESOME ♪ 89 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:47,061 - UH, NOT ACCORDING TO HER LAST UPDATE ON THE SLAP. 90 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,436 - WHAT'D SHE WRITE? 91 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,563 - IT'S KINDA MEAN. 92 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,982 - READ IT! 93 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:55,235 - LAST NIGHT, WORST DATE EVER. 94 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:56,862 - OH. 95 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,447 WELL, MAYBE SHE WENT OUT WITH SOME OTHER GUY 96 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,909 AFTER SHE WENT OUT WITH ME AND THEN SHE WROTE THAT 97 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,451 ABOUT THE OTHER GUY. 98 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,870 - DUDE BROUGHT A PUPPET. 99 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:05,996 - A PUPPET? 100 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,789 - OH, SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT ME. 101 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,208 - I'M SORRY. 102 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,792 - AH, WHO CARES? 103 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,836 YOU DON'T NEED TO BE HOOKIN' UP WITH SCRUNGE LIKE THAT. 104 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:15,505 - HI, EVERYONE! YEAH. 105 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:21,344 THAT'S RIGHT. FELONY JEANS. 106 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,554 AND THEY'RE NOT KNOCK-OFFS. 107 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,805 THESE ARE REAL FELONY JEANS. 108 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,266 THE REALIO-DEALIO. 109 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:27,642 - REALIO-DEALIO? 110 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,520 - I THINK THAT'S SPANISH FOR REAL DEAL. 111 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:33,941 - AND WHAT'S SPANISH FOR DIZZY REDHEAD? 112 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,734 - AREN'T FELONY JEANS LIKE SUPER EXPENSIVE? 113 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,111 - YES. 114 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,862 OH, DO ME A FLAVOR AND PUT THIS CREDIT CARD 115 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,239 BACK IN MOM'S PURSE. 116 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,740 - WHY DO I HAVE TO PUT IT BACK IN MOM'S... 117 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,366 [PAINED MOAN] 118 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:46,995 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 119 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,914 - I'M TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF CRY. 120 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,832 - LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO PUKE. 121 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,626 - WANT ME TO JERK A KNOT IN YOUR TAIL? 122 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,169 - OH, MY GOD. 123 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,754 - WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF CRY? 124 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,047 - FOR THE PLAY. 125 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,715 I'M SUPPOSED TO CRY IN THE LAST SCENE 126 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,717 AND SIKOWITZ SAYS A REAL ACTOR HAS TO CRY REAL TEARS. 127 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,136 - SO? 128 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:04,179 - YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR. - JUST CRY REAL TEARS. 129 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,306 - YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE REAL TEARS COME OUT? 130 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:08,642 I MEAN, I CAN CRY AND MAKE IT LOOK REAL 131 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,602 AND SOUND REAL, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW AN ACTOR 132 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,647 CAN JUST AUTOMATICALLY MAKE ACTUAL TEARS COME OUT WHENEVER, 133 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:14,815 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE-- 134 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:17,234 [CRYING, SNIFFLING, WHIMPERING] 135 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,738 WELL, WELL YOU ALL ARE GIRLS. 136 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,657 IT'S EASIER FOR GIRLS TO CRY. 137 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,912 HOW-- HOW DO YOU-- 138 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:31,790 [ROBBIE SOBBING] 139 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:35,502 SOMETIMES, I HAVE TROUBLE NOT CRYING. 140 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:38,463 - OH. 141 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:42,217 [MUSIC] 142 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,979 - GRADY, TAKE THOSE SAND BAGS UP TO THE CATWALK. 143 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,731 - 'KAY. - [LAUGHS] 144 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,193 I LOVE THAT THEY CALL THIS A CATWALK. 145 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:03,947 'CAUSE MY NAME IS CAT, AND LOOK, I'M WALKING. 146 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:10,495 WALKING ON THE CATWALK. 147 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,831 - IF SOMEONE WAS PUSHED OFF THIS CATWALK AND THEY LANDED 148 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:16,001 ON THE FLOOR REALLY HARD, DO YOU THINK THEY'D LIVE? 149 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,502 - WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT? 150 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,962 - NO REASON. 151 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,094 - TORI. - HI. 152 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,222 - WE WANNA GIVE YOU THIS T-SHIRT. 153 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,598 IT SAYS "SPECIAL EFFECTS CREW." 154 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:34,895 - THANKS. IT LOOKS... USED. 155 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:37,314 - YEAH, THAT WAS MY SHIRT. 156 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:39,440 - WHAT ARE THESE STAINS? 157 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:43,362 - WHO CAN REMEMBER? 158 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:45,655 - YOU CAN'T REMEMBER? 159 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:48,116 - IT HAS ARRIVED. 160 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,660 - YEAH. THERE SHE IS. 161 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:51,953 - COOL. WHAT'S THAT? 162 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,663 - THIS IS A TURBLOW JET. 163 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,540 - TO CREATE THE TORNADO FOR THE PLAY. 164 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,709 - OOH, IT BLOWS? 165 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:58,835 - IT BLOWS. 166 00:06:58,877 --> 00:06:59,753 - BLOWS. 167 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:00,962 - ♪ BLOWS, YEAH ♪ 168 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,089 - ♪ UMM-HMM ♪ 169 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,173 - HMM. 170 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:04,549 - SHOW HER. 171 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,385 - WE'LL START ON MEDIUM. 172 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:14,809 SORRY, SINJ. 173 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,477 - IT HAPPENS. 174 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,357 - WOW, THIS THING'S POWERFUL. 175 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:21,400 - YUP. 176 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,692 AND IT DOESN'T JUST BLOW. 177 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,027 - YOU FLICK THAT LITTLE RED GUY 178 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,070 INTO REVERSE... 179 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,321 - IT SUCKS. 180 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,157 - SHOW HER. 181 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:33,412 - NOW COME HERE... 182 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,668 - WHOA, THAT'S INSANE! 183 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,212 - YEAH. 184 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,055 - NOW THAT IS SOME SERIOUS SUCKAGE. 185 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,641 I WANNA PLAY WITH IT... 186 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:56,351 - HEY. - HEY. 187 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,145 - DID YOU FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE YOURSELF CRY YET? 188 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:00,021 - NAH. I TRIED ALL LAST NIGHT. 189 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,107 AND IF I DON'T CRY REAL TEARS, SIKOWITZ IS GONNA SAY-- 190 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,818 AHHHH! WHAT WAS THAT?! 191 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:07,070 - LOOK! YOU'RE CRYING. 192 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,239 - YEAH! WHAT DID YOU SPRAY IN MY EYES? 193 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,949 - BEAST REPELLENT. 194 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,119 IT'S POWERFUL ENOUGH TO STOP A MAN 195 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,955 OR A MEDIUM-SIZE BEAR. 196 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,415 - IT BURNS! 197 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:20,500 - THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING! 198 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,504 [MUSIC] 199 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,223 - OKAY, EVERYONE, WE HAVE 20 MINUTES 200 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,268 BEFORE OUR PLAY BEGINS, WHERE IS MY COCONUT MILK? 201 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:39,478 [SLURPING] 202 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,271 - YOU'RE DRINKING IT. 203 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,857 - SO AM I. 204 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,111 - CAT, DON'T TURN ON 21. 205 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,237 - DON'T WHAT? 206 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:50,571 - TURN ON 21. 207 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,199 - 21 ON. 208 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,616 - NO, NO, NO. 209 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,413 CAT, YOU JUST SHOCKED ME! 210 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,415 - I'M SORRY! 211 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,586 - OH. HEY, TORI. 212 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,214 - WHY AREN'T YOU IN COSTUME? 213 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,132 - I'M GOING TO GET CHANGED. WILL YOU WATCH REX FOR ME? 214 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,009 - WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE REX WITH YOU? 215 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,386 - 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE TO CHANGE IN FRONT OF HIM. 216 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:15,013 HE-- MAKES JOKES. 217 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,016 - HEH HEH, YEAH, I DO. 218 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,518 - HUSH! 219 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,936 WILL YOU JUST KEEP AN EYE ON HIM FOR ME? 220 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,355 - SURE. 221 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:29,361 - ALL RIGHT, ADOLESCENTS, LET'S DO SOME QUICK CHECKS! 222 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:32,322 CREW, POSITIONS. 223 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,243 SUNSHINE. 224 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,702 LOVE IT! 225 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,037 CHIRPING BIRDS. 226 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,415 [LOUD, ANGRY BIRDS] 227 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,666 NO, NOT A COCK FIGHT. 228 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,587 PEACEFUL BIRDS. 229 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:49,297 [SOFT, GENTLE BIRDS] 230 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,382 CHARMING. 231 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,425 THUNDERSTORM. 232 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,301 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 233 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,303 EXCELLENT. LIGHTS UP. 234 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,599 NEXT, UM, TORI, LET'S SEE THE TORNADO. 235 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,977 - FULL-ON? - FULL-ON. BLOW ME AWAY. 236 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:05,855 JUST TURN IT ON. 237 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,691 - HERE WE GO. 238 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,195 - YOU'RE IN REVERSE. - TORI, TURN IT OFF! 239 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,531 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW... 240 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,241 [SCREAMING] 241 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,742 - TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! 242 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:20,912 - OH, MY GOD. 243 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,664 - THIS SHIRT'S A LITTLE BIG, 244 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,666 BUT I THINK IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. 245 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,380 WHERE'S REX? 246 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,302 [MUSIC] 247 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,888 [MUSIC] 248 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:42,434 - LET ME GO! LET ME GO! REX! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? REX! 249 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,436 - CALM DOWN. - DON'T LOOK! 250 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,815 - IS HE OKAY? IS REX OKAY? 251 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:51,401 AAH! NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, 252 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,735 NOOO, NOOO, NOOO! 253 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,862 WHAT DID YOU DO? 254 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,448 - I-- I JUST-- I JUST-- UM-- 255 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,533 - REX? REX, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 256 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:04,456 - OH. OH. IS THAT YOU, ROB? 257 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,000 - ROBBIE'S HERE. IT'S ME. IT'S OKAY. 258 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:11,171 - I'M-- I'M BUSTED UP PRETTY BAD. 259 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,797 - I'VE GOTTA GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL. 260 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,425 - ROBBIE... - I'VE GOT TO! 261 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,218 - ROBBIE! 262 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,137 YOU'RE STARRING IN THIS PLAY. 263 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,722 THE AUDIENCE IS OUTSIDE WAITING TO COME IN. 264 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,851 IT'S YOUR JOB TO ENTERTAIN THEM-- 265 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:26,811 NO MATTER WHAT. 266 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:30,898 - OH. I FEEL COLD. 267 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,985 - SOMEBODY'S GOTTA TAKE REX TO THE HOSPITAL. 268 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,778 - I'LL TAKE HIM. - I'LL DRIVE. 269 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,155 - I'LL GO, TOO. 270 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,073 - OKAY, DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS IS BIZARRE? 271 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,159 C'MON, IT CAN'T JUST BE ME. 272 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:45,038 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, IT'S SHOWTIME! 273 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,165 WHAT'D I MISS? 274 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,667 - TORI TRIED TO MURDER REX. 275 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:52,170 - SINJIN! 276 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,630 LET ME HAVE HIM. 277 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,173 - NO. 278 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,259 - WE'LL TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL. 279 00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,802 - OKAY. 280 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,096 - I GOT HIM. 281 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,598 - TAKE CARE OF HIM. 282 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,266 - I PROMISE. 283 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,111 - WELL, I'M NOT MISSING THIS. 284 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,449 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 285 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,992 - HEY. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 286 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,743 WAIT UP. - WHAT? 287 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,162 - WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING? 288 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,622 - TO THE HOSPITAL. 289 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:28,873 - CAT... 290 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,626 - WE'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO A HOSPITAL. 291 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,794 IT'S A PUPPET. 292 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,630 - NOT TO ROBBIE. 293 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,424 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 294 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,175 MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE REX TO THE HOSPITAL. 295 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:42,512 - WHY? - SO HE CAN DIE THERE. 296 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,889 - JADE... 297 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,474 - IT'S NOT GOOD FOR A 16-YEAR-OLD GUY 298 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,766 TO GO THROUGH LIFE WITH HIS HAND 299 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,810 SHOVED UP A-- THAT. 300 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,107 MAYBE THIS HAPPENED FOR A REASON. 301 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,983 - BUT IF REX DIES, ROBBIE'S GONNA-- 302 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,569 - GET OVER IT AND BECOME A NORMAL PERSON? 303 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,279 YEAH, THAT'D BE TRAGIC. 304 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,989 - SHE'S GOT A POINT. 305 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,950 - I USED TO THINK MY UNCLE JESSE WAS A NORMAL PERSON, 306 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,826 BUT THEN I FOUND OUT THAT EVERY SUNDAY, 307 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,413 HE SOAKS HIS FEET IN CHICKEN FAT. 308 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,208 - LET'S TAKE REX TO THE HOSPITAL. 309 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,168 - YEAH. - LET'S GO. - OKAY. 310 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,879 [MUSIC] 311 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,300 - BUT HE'S A PUPPET. 312 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,218 - YEAH, YEAH, WE KNOW HE'S A PUPPET. 313 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,970 - LOOK, WE JUST WANT YOU TO HOOK HIM UP 314 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,846 TO ONE OF THOSE BEEPY MACHINES AND WHEN OUR FRIEND ROBBIE 315 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,724 GETS HERE, PRETEND HE DIES. 316 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:31,478 - YOU WANT ME TO PRETEND THIS PUPPET DIES? 317 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,896 - IS THERE ANY GOOD REASON WHY A GROWN MAN WOULD SOAK HIS FEET 318 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,523 IN CHICKEN FAT? 319 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,275 - CHICKEN FAT? 320 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,403 - WHY DON'T YOU GO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE NICE LADY AT THE DESK? 321 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,030 - 'KAY-KAY. 322 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,157 HI. 323 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,784 - SO WILL YOU DO IT? 324 00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:47,243 - LOOK, I'M A DOCTOR. THIS IS A HOSPITAL. 325 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,911 I CAN'T JUSTIFY PRETENDING THAT A PUPPET-- 326 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,288 - COME ON, DOC. - JUST DO IT. 327 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,373 - PLEASE? 328 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,043 - WILL YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME? 329 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,047 - WHAT? 330 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,759 - I HAVE A 16-YEAR-OLD SON. HIS NAME IS LENDLE 331 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:07,054 AND HE'S, UM, WELL, HE'S A LOSER. 332 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,725 WOULD YOU GO OUT ON A DATE WITH HIM? 333 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,393 - HOW MUCH OF A LOSER? 334 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,189 OH, MY GOD. 335 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,817 - YEAH. 336 00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:20,360 - LOOK, I-- 337 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,737 - TORI WOULD LOVE TO GO OUT WITH LENDLE. 338 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,280 - REALLY? 339 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,533 - ONE HOUR, AND IT HAS TO BE A DARK RESTAURANT. 340 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,076 - DONE. BRING THE PUPPET. 341 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,706 - I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR UNCLE WOULD SOAK HIS FEET 342 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,457 IN CHICKEN FAT. 343 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,252 UH, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 344 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,087 - OH, 'CAUSE THIS PUPPET HAD A REALLY BAD ACCIDENT 345 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,506 AND GOT HURT. 346 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,050 BUT HE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE CALLED A PUPPET. 347 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,301 - MM-HMM. 348 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:48,095 AND HOW DID THIS PUPPET GET HURT? 349 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,223 - SEE, WELL, MY FRIEND TORI WAS TRYING TO MAKE 350 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,517 A TORNADO HAPPEN, BUT SHE DID IT WRONG 351 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,352 SO THE PUPPET FLEW ACROSS THE ROOM 352 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,396 INTO A BIG JET FAN. 353 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,731 - OOH, A FLYING PUPPET. 354 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,190 - YEAH. 355 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,734 - THAT'S TOO BAD. 356 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:03,152 UH, WILLIAM, WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE THIS YOUNG LADY 357 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:06,280 TO OUR "SPECIAL ROOM" IN SECTION D? 358 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,701 - OF COURSE. 359 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,286 COME ALONG. 360 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,205 - OOH, AN ADVENTURE. 361 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:19,377 [MUSIC] 362 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,262 - WOW. THAT LOOKS SO REAL. 363 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,433 - SO WHEN THIS ROBBIE KID GETS HERE-- 364 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,852 - YOU JUST SAY THAT REX ISN'T DOING WELL, 365 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,646 LET HIM SAY GOOD-BYE, AND THEN BEEEEEEP. 366 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,315 DEAD REX. 367 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:44,360 - WHY CAN'T MY SON BE HANDSOME LIKE YOU? 368 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,364 - HEY, WHAT'S THIS? 369 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,074 - OH, THIS IS JUST A FATTY LUMP THAT I REMOVED 370 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,786 FROM A CAB DRIVER'S BACK. 371 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,495 - CAN I HAVE IT? 372 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:58,999 - WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU KIDS GO TO? 373 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,419 I HAVE TO GO SEE ANOTHER PATIENT. 374 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,671 I'LL BE BACK IN 20 MINUTES. 375 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,339 - WHY WOULD YOU WANT-- 376 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,883 [TEXT MESSAGE RINGER] - I'D LIKE TO LOOK AT IT. 377 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,885 - IT'S JUST A LITTLE WEIRD. 378 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,720 WHO TEXTED? - ANDRE. 379 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,096 THEY HAVE ONE MORE SCENE LEFT IN THE PLAY 380 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,598 AND THEN HE'S GONNA BRING ROBBIE HERE. 381 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,682 - GOOD. 382 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,893 ONE HOUR FROM NOW, YOU DEAD. 383 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,649 - HEY, WHERE'S CAT? 384 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,859 [MUSIC] 385 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:28,780 - SO, WHAT ARE THESE FOR? 386 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,364 - THEY KEEP YOU FROM HURTING YOURSELF. 387 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,742 - OH. NEAT. 388 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,830 [BEEPING] 389 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,706 BYE 390 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,549 BONK. 391 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,302 BONK. 392 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,638 THEY WORK. 393 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,682 THIS DOESN'T HURT AT ALL. 394 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,809 BONK. BONK, BONK. 395 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,937 BONKITY BONK, BONK, BONK. 396 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,606 I'M CUBE-FIST-MAN! 397 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:07,026 BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK... 398 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:10,196 [MUSIC] 399 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,374 - ANDRE AND ROBBIE ARE COMING. 400 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,625 - GOOD. 401 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,043 - FOUND HIM. 402 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,504 - I WAS TRYING TO STOP THAT MAN FROM CHOKING! 403 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,798 - YEAH, THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. 404 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,009 - YOU GOT YOUR MACHINE SET FOR REX TO DIE? 405 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:36,597 - YEAH. IT'LL FLAT-LINE IN EXACTLY 15 MINUTES. 406 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,224 - SHHH! EVERYONE GET READY, GET READY! 407 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:44,731 - OH, REX! 408 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,818 IS HE GONNA BE OKAY? 409 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:53,364 - I'M, I'M AFRAID HIS INJURIES ARE VERY SERIOUS. 410 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,035 - THEY DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE IT. 411 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:01,330 - WHAT IN THE NAME A'NANCY'S GOIN' ON HERE?! 412 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:04,792 - I'LL LEAVE YOU AND REX ALONE, SO YOU CAN SAY YOUR GOOD-BYES. 413 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:17,805 - WAIT. TORI, WILL YOU STAY? 414 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,266 - OH, NO. WHY ME? 415 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:23,061 - WELL, FOR ONE THING, YOU CAUSED THIS. 416 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,520 - OH. 417 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:27,065 - AND I JUST REALLY NEED THE COMFORT OF A WOMAN. 418 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,780 - YEP. YEP. I KNOW. IT'S SAD. 419 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,114 [MUSIC] 420 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:39,201 - HELLOOO? 421 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,914 MY NOSE ITCHES AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT! 422 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,583 HELLOOO?! 423 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,086 BIG MAN WHO BROUGHT ME IN HERE? 424 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,172 OH, I KNOW. 425 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,761 OOOPS. 426 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,220 COME HERE, NOSE. 427 00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,931 TIME TO GET SCRATCHED. 428 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,682 OOH, HERE WE GO. 429 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,267 [LAUGHS] 430 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,561 - WE BETTER CALL IN A SPECIALIST. 431 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,983 - AAH! 432 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:15,571 - [CRYING] 433 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:25,748 I'LL NEVER FORGET THE TIME WE WENT TO MYSTIC MOUNTAIN, 434 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,584 AND I WAS TOO SCARED TO GO ON THE BIG ROLLER COASTER, 435 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:33,172 SO YOU CALLED ME A WIENIE, AND I WENT ON. 436 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:38,011 I ENDED UP HAVING A GREAT TIME, EVEN THOUGH I DID PEE MY PANTS 437 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,846 ON THE LOOP-DEE-LOOP. 438 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:45,559 AND, AND I KNOW TORI'S SORRY FOR WHAT SHE DID TO YOU. 439 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,687 SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO SUCK YOU INTO A JET-POWERED 440 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,022 DEATH MACHINE. 441 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,731 - I REALLY DIDN'T. 442 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,656 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY TO HIM. 443 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,533 - I THINK YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH. 444 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:05,872 - YEAH. I JUST-- WAIT! 445 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,126 WILL YOU SING HIS FAVORITE SONG TO HIM WITH ME? 446 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,418 - WHAT SONG? 447 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,713 - FOREVER, BABY BY MICHAEL CORCORAN. 448 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,255 DO YOU KNOW IT? 449 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,632 - UH, I DON'T KNOW. 450 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,676 MAYBE THE CHORUS? 451 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,095 - THAT'S HIS FAVORITE PART. 452 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,763 COME ON. 453 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,308 [TORI CLEARS THROAT] 454 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:28,644 both: ♪ MOVE YOUR BODY ♪ 455 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,104 ♪ RIGHT NEXT TO MINE ♪ 456 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,647 ♪ FEEL THE BEAT ♪ 457 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,107 Tori: ♪ AND WE'RE LOST IN TIME ♪ 458 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:36,194 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. SING IT ON KEY. 459 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,528 - IT WAS ON KEY! 460 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,821 - YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE BIT FLAT. 461 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:41,991 - NO, I WAS NOT-- ALL RIGHT. 462 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,784 [CLEARS THROAT] 463 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,912 both: ♪ MOVE YOUR BODY RIGHT NEXT TO MINE ♪ 464 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,080 ♪ FEEL THE BEAT ♪ 465 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,539 ♪ AND WE'RE LOST IN TIME ♪ 466 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,623 ♪ I AM YOURS ♪ 467 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,125 ♪ AND NOW YOU ARE MINE ♪ 468 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,169 ♪ FOREVER, BABY... ♪ 469 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,295 [FLAT-LINE BEEP OF MACHINE] 470 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,216 [ROBBIE SOBBING] 471 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,971 [COUGHING, SOBBING] 472 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,433 - I'M SORRY. 473 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,440 - NO! 474 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:17,860 - I'M SORRY. 475 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,695 COME, THERE'S A QUIET ROOM WHERE YOU CAN SIT 476 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,072 WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 477 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,468 [MACHINE BEEPING] 478 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,435 - ROBBIE! COME BACK! 479 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,480 REX IS OKAY! DOCTOR! ROBBIE! 480 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:55,815 - WHAT HAPPENED?! - I DUNNO. 481 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,150 IT STARTED BEEPING AGAIN. 482 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,651 - WHAT? - HE'S ALIVE?! 483 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,988 - YEAH! I THINK I EVEN HEARD HIM SAY SOMETHING! 484 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,865 - REX! REX, CAN YOU HEAR ME?! 485 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,993 SPEAK TO ME, BUDDY! 486 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:10,329 - ♪ MEANT FOR ME AND I'M MEANT FOR YOU ♪ 487 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,498 - REX. REX. 488 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:18,171 - ♪ FOREVER, BABY ♪ 489 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:22,175 - REX. IT'S A MIRACLE! 490 00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:24,260 [ALL GROANING] 491 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:27,263 - YOU STILL HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH MY SON. 492 00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:29,265 - AW. WAIT, DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME? 493 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,557 - YOU PROMISED. 494 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,684 - BUT I KNOW ANOTHER GIRL FOR LENTIL. 495 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,228 - LENDLE. - LENDLE. 496 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,230 [MUSIC] 497 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:39,650 - YOU SAID LENDLE WAS A SUPER-HOT GUITAR PLAYER. 498 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:43,779 NO, LENDLE'S A LOSER. 499 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,997 I'M GONNA GET YOU, TORI. 500 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:56,167 [MUSIC] 501 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:01,088 - GOING TO THESLAP.COM IS LIKE... 502 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,173 - IT'S A SLAP. 503 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,799 - ...A WONDERFUL BOWL 504 00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:05,551 OF HOT FRESH MILK. 505 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:08,179 - [English accent] THESLAP.COM. [LAUGHS] 506 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:11,557 - IT'S LIKE BEING SLAPPED BY THE INTERNET. 507 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,599 - OKAY. 508 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,727 - NO, THAT'S, THAT'S DISTURBING. 509 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,770 - [CLEARS THROAT] YEAH. 510 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,981 - COULD I GET A RUBBER BAND? 511 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,068 - MMM! 512 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,696 Cat: I'M CUBE-FIST MAN!