♪ HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ FEELING LOST BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ WHAT IT WILL COME TO IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
♪ EVERYONE CAN TELL YOU HOW ♪
♪ IT'S ALL BEEN SAID AND DONE ♪
♪ BUT YOU WANT IT AND YOU NEED IT ♪
♪ LIKE YOU NEED TO BREATHE THE AIR ♪
♪ IF THEY DOUBT YOU, JUST BELIEVE IT ♪
♪ THAT'S ENOUGH TO GET YOU THERE ♪
♪♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪
♪ YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪
[DOORBELL]
[BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY]
- WHAT?
- NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
- THANKS FOR THE SUNSHINE.
- WOW, YOU LOOK HORRIBLE.
- WHY ARE YOU GUYS HERE?
- BECAUSE WE KNEW YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF TRINA.
- SO WE BROUGHT YOU GUYS SOME FROZEN YOGURT.
- I'M SORRY. YOU GUYS ARE SWEET.
I'M JUST CRANKY CAUSE TRINA DROVE ME CRAZY ALL NIGHT.
- WHERE IS SHE? - THERE.
- YOU TIED HER UP? - I HAD TO.
SHE REFUSED TO TAKE HER ANTIBIOTIC,
AND WHEN I TRIED TO FORCE HER TO TAKE IT,
SHE STARTED SWINGING ON ME, SO I HAD TO DO THAT.
- WELL, AT LEAST SHE'S SLEEPING.
- UNLESS SHE'S DEAD.
- NAW, SHE'S SLEEPING.
I'M PRETTY SURE.
SO, DID REX HAVE FUN WITH HIS NORTHRIDGE GIRLS?
- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
- TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED.
- WELL, I PAID THE CHECK AND I TOOK REX TO THE BATHROOM,
AND WHEN WE GOT BACK, THE GIRLS AND MY WALLET WERE GONE.
- CLASSIC NORTHRIDGE GIRLS.
[BELL RINGING]
- HEY, GIRLS. YOU LIVE AROUND HERE?
- NO. - WHERE YOU FROM?
- NORTHRIDGE. - SWEET.
- WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR ARM?
- TRINA'S MOUTH BLOOD.
[ALL] - EW.
- HEY, WILL YOU GUYS UNTIE HER?
I'M SUPPOSED TO FLUSH HER GUM SOCKETS WITH SALT WATER.
[BOYS] - EW!
[DOORBELL]
- AW, WHO'S THAT?
PLEASE UNTIE TRINA AND WAKE HER UP.
- YEAH, WE GOT IT. - CALM DOWN.
- HI. - HELLO.
- WE BROUGHT YOU FROZEN YOGURT. - WHY?
YOU KNOW, FROZEN YOGURT DOESN'T SOLVE ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS.
- I TOLD YOU TO BRING HER DONUTS.
- WHY AREN'T YOU BEING NICE?
- AND WHY DO YOU LOOK DISGUSTING?
- TRINA.
[BOYS GROANING, STRAINING]
[BOTH] - OH.
- LISTEN, WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
- IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
- ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO OUTSIDE.
I DON'T WANT TO BE IN HERE
WHEN THEY GET THAT TAPE OFF HER MOUTH.
ROBBIE: HOW DID SHE EVEN DO THIS?
- THIS IS REALLY CHALLENGING. - IMPOSSIBLE.
- OK.
OK, THERE.
- ALL RIGHT.
- SO WHAT'S UP?
- LAST NIGHT WE WENT TO KARAOKE DOKIE.
- AND THESE TWO GIRLS WERE REALLY MEAN TO US.
- LIKE, JADE LEVEL MEAN?
- NO, NOT THAT MEAN, BUT REALLY MEAN.
- AND THEY CHEATED. - SO CHEATED.
- AND THEY WERE TOTALLY TRASHING HOLLYWOOD ARTS.
- REALLY?
- WHAT'S ON YOUR ARM? - TRINA'S MOUTH BLOOD.
- EW. - COOL.
- OW.
MAN, THESE KNOTS ARE TIGHT.
- I THINK THERE'S A PAIR OF SCISSORS
IN ONE OF THESE DRAWERS BACK OVER HERE.
UM-- OK.
- HER DADDY? - OWNS THE PLACE.
- I THINK THAT'S WHY THEY WON.
- AND THEY'VE BANNED YOU BOTH FROM SINGING THERE EVER AGAIN?
- YEP. - UH-HUH.
- OK, I HATE THESE GIRLS.
- YEAH. - SO DO WE.
- OK. NOW, YOUR HANDS ARE FREE.
LET ME JUST-- HELP ME!
HELP ME!
[CHOKING]
- YOU WANT TO HELP US GET BACK AT THEM?
- TONIGHT? - I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF TRINA.
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
- JADE HAS A PLAN. HEH!
- I DON'T KNOW.
- YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND TAKE CARE OF TRINA'S BLEEDING MOUTH?
- TRINA! - TRINA!
STOP IT!
TRINA!
[ALL SHOUTING]
- STOP IT!
- SO, THE PLAN?
- IT HURTS SO BAD!
- YEAH, WELL--
- OK, WE'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
- THEY'RE JUST NOT HERE. - WELL, WE GOTTA GO.
- WILL ONE OF YOU MASSAGE MY GUMS?
- NOT IT. - NOT IT.
- YOU'RE IT. - AW!
- GO MASSAGE HER GUMS.
- WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING BAD AND GROSS, UGH!
- UGH!
[RINGTONE]
- WHO TEXTED? - TORI.
- WHAT DID SHE SAY?
- "NEED YOU, BECK, AND ROBBIE TO TAKE CARE OF TRINA
UNTIL MIDNIGHT."
- OH, GROSS. NO.
I'M NOT SPENDING MY SATURDAY NIGHT HERE WITH TRINA.
- SOMEBODY HAS TO STAY WITH ME.
- YOU'RE BITING. YOU'RE BITING! AAH!
- COME ON. WE'RE LEAVING.
[RINGTONE] - WHO TEXTED YOU?
- JADE. - WHAT'D SHE SAY?
- HEY, BABE. YOU CAN'T LEAVE TORI'S HOUSE.
I TOOK YOUR CAR KEYS.
- ARGH!
- OH, GUM BLOOD!
[TRINA MOANING]
- ♪ OH, I'M IN LOVE ♪
♪ I'M IN LOVE ♪
♪ SITTING HERE WITHOUT YOUR LOVE ♪
♪ I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE ♪
♪ NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOUR LOVE ♪
♪ WHY CAN'T YOU SEE, HERE INSIDE OF ME ♪
♪ EVERYBODY TELLS ME NOW ♪
♪ YOUR LOVE WILL ONLY BRING ME DOWN ♪
[MILD APPLAUSE] - WHOO!
- ALL RIGHTY.
THAT WAS OUR REIGNING CHAMPIONS, HALEY AND TARA.
WHOO!
OK, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LITTLE FIVER SO YOUR EMCEE CAN GO PEE.
THAT JOKE NEVER GETS A LAUGH.
- OH, LOOK WHO'S BACK.
- I THOUGHT I SMELLED FAILURE.
- THEN YOU MUST BE SNIFFING YOURSELF.
GOOD, RIGHT? - FOR YOU.
- YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T SING HERE. - WHY WOULD WE WANT TO?
SO YOUR DADDY CAN LET YOU WIN AGAIN?
- HE PICKED US BECAUSE WE SANG THE BEST.
- OH MY GOD. - THAT IS SO TIGHT.
- TIGHT MEANS GOOD.
- THAT IS SO NOT TIGHT.
- AND GUESS WHAT?
IF THE AUDIENCE PICKED THE WINNERS HERE,
ANY PERSON IN THIS PLACE WOULD BEAT YOU MORONS.
- ANYONE. MORONS!
- BUT YOU'D BE TOO SCARED TO DO THAT, RIGHT?
- WE'RE NOT TOO SCARED
TO LET THE AUDIENCE PICK THE BEST SINGER.
- NOPE. - THEN DO IT.
- AND IF WE WIN?
- YOU CAN MAKE OUT WITH JADE'S BOYFRIEND.
- WHAT? - SHE LIKES HIS HAIR.
- SO DO I. - WORRIED?
- NO. AND IF YOU LOSE?
- UM-- YOU HAVE TO BABYSIT A GIRL WE KNOW.
- PSH. - FINE.
- GOOD.
- SO, PICK SOMEONE TO SING AGAINST YOU.
- ALL RIGHT. WE'LL PICK--
- HER.
- OH, COME ON, NOT HER!
- AT LEAST PICK SOMEONE WHO HAS A CHANCE.
- YOU SAID ANY PERSON IN THIS PLACE.
- AND, UM, I THINK SHE'S IN THE PLACE.
- HEY! UGLY BETTY!
TIME TO SING.
- HM?
- OK! OK! STOP! HEY!
- ARGH! - STOP! STOP IT!
- FINE! THERE! WE GOT HER!
- HEY, LISTEN!
THE DOCTOR'S INSTRUCTIONS SAY THAT YOUR GUM SOCKETS
NEED TO BE RINSED WITH SALT WATER
SO DON'T GET INFECTED. - NO!
- DO IT! - NO!
- HERE! UM--
- EW!
DID YOU GET A GUM SOCKET?
- I THINK SO. LET ME CHECK.
- AH! - OW! SHE BIT MY NOSE!
SHE BIT MY NOSE!
- OK, COOL. HEY! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
[OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]
- CUT IT OUT!
[TRINA SCREAMING]
[ALL SHOUTING]
- MY NOSE!
- SO... NORTHRIDGE?
I HEAR THERE'S A STREET THERE CALLED PARTHENIA?
THAT TRUE?
- GIVE US YOUR WATCH.
- SURE.
MY MOM BOUGHT ME THAT.
- OK, WE'RE DOING SOMETHING A LITTLE SPECIAL HERE TONIGHT.
YOU'VE JUST HEARD THE MELODIOUS VOICES OF OUR CHAMPIONS,
HALEY AND TARA.
[APPLAUSE]
- WELL, THEY'VE PICKED A CHALLENGER TO SING NEXT,
AND THEN YOU, THE AUDIENCE, ARE GOING TO PICK
A WINNER BY YOUR OWN APPLAUSE. ARE YOU GUYS DOWN?
- WOO! [APPLAUSE]
- ALL RIGHT!
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, UP AT THE MIC THERE?
LOUISE NORDOFF.
- WOW. THAT'S A NAME.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SING TONIGHT, LOUISE?
- UM-- I WOULD LIKE TO SING
"FREAK THE FREAK OUT."
- REALLY? YOU SURE?
THAT'S A PRETTY INTENSE TUNE.
- I'D LIKE TO SING IT NOW, PLEASE.
- ALL RIGHT.
HERE COMES LOUISE SINGING "FREAK THE FREAK OUT!"
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
♪♪
- YEAH, LOUISE!
♪♪
- DON'T MAKE THAT FACE.
- ♪ ARE YOU LISTENING? ♪
♪ HEAR ME TALK, HEAR ME SING ♪
♪ OPEN UP THE DOOR ♪
♪ IS IT LESS, IS IT MORE? ♪
♪ WHEN YOU TELL ME TO BEWARE ♪
♪ ARE YOU HERE, ARE YOU THERE? ♪
♪ IS IT SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW? ♪
♪ EASY COME, EASY GO ♪
♪ NOT IN YOUR HEAD, DON'T HEAR A WORD I SAID ♪
♪ I CAN'T COMMUNICATE WHEN YOU WAIT, DON'T RELATE ♪
♪ I TRY TO TALK TO YOU, BUT YOU NEVER EVEN KNEW ♪
♪ SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? ♪
♪ CAN YOU HEAR ME? ♪
♪ I'M SO SICK OF IT, YOUR ATTENTION DEFICIT ♪
♪ NEVER LISTEN, NEVER LISTEN ♪
♪ I'M SO SICK OF IT, SO I'LL THROW ANOTHER FIT ♪
♪ NEVER LISTEN, NEVER LISTEN ♪
♪ I SCREAM YOUR NAME ♪
♪ IT ALWAYS STAYS THE SAME ♪
♪ I SCREAM AND SHOUT ♪
♪ SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO NOW ♪
♪ IS FREAK THE FREAK OUT ♪
♪ WHOA ♪
♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪
ALL RIGHT!
♪♪
♪ PATIENCE RUNNING THIN ♪
♪ RUNNING THIN, COME AGAIN ♪
♪ TELL ME WHAT I GET, OPPOSITE, OPPOSITE ♪
♪ SHOW ME WHAT IS REAL ♪
♪ IF IT BREAKS, DOES IT HEAL? ♪
♪ OPEN UP YOUR EAR ♪
♪ WHY YOU THINK THAT I'M HERE? ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN THE DARK ♪
♪ ARE YOU EVEN THINKING OF ME? ♪
♪ IS SOMEONE ELSE ABOVE ME? ♪
♪ GOTTA KNOW, GOTTA KNOW ♪
♪ WHAT AM I GONNA DO, CAUSE I CAN'T GET THROUGH TO YOU ♪
♪ SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? ♪
♪ TELL ME, CAN YOU HEAR ME? ♪
♪ CAN YOU HEAR ME? ♪
♪ I'M SO SICK OF IT, YOUR ATTENTION DEFICIT ♪
♪ NEVER LISTEN, NEVER LISTEN ♪
♪ I'M SO SICK OF IT, SO I'LL THROW ANOTHER FIT ♪
♪ NEVER LISTEN, NEVER LISTEN ♪
♪ I SCREAM YOUR NAME ♪
♪ IT ALWAYS STAYS THE SAME ♪
♪ I SCREAM AND SHOUT ♪
♪ SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO NOW IS FREAK THE FREAK OUT ♪
[HEAVY APPLAUSE]
- WHOA, WHOA! WAIT, WAIT.
- WAIT FOR WHAT?
- THE CROWD HASN'T VOTED YET.
- YEAH!
OK, ALL THOSE FOR HALEY AND TARA!
[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
- ALL THOSE FOR LOUISE NORDOFF.
[HEAVY APPLAUSE]
- LOUISE!
- WOO!
♪♪
[TRINA GROANING]
- GIRL, WILL YOU QUIT SAYING, "ARGH?"
- THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED TO SPEND MY SATURDAY NIGHT.
- CAN'T YOU GET ONE OF THE GIRLS ON THE PHONE?
- I AM TRYING.
- [SCREAMING]
- BE QUIET! - STOP IT!
- HEY, GUYS!
- THERE SHE IS! - ABOUT TIME!
- HOW COULD YOU LEAVE US HERE TO TAKE CARE OF THAT MONSTER?
- AWW! - YEAH, I SAID MONSTER.
- YOU KNOW JADE STOLE MY CAR KEYS?
- I AM COVERED IN TRINA'S GUM BLOOD!
- ALL RIGHT. [OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]
[DOORBELL]
COME IN!
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF TRINA ANYMORE TONIGHT.
- YEAH, YOU DO.
- NO. THEY DO.
- THEM?
- SHE'S THE GIRL YOU'RE BABYSITTING.
- BABYSITTING?
- YOU GUYS HAVE TO MASSAGE HER JAW BOTH SIDES,
AND EVERY HOUR USE THAT SYRINGE TO FLUSH
HER BLOODY GUM HOLES WITH SALT WATER.
- EW. - GROSS.
- YEAH, IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK.
- OH, YEAH, BAD. - IT'S VERY AWFUL.
- IT'S JUST NASTY.
- I DON'T WANT TO FLUSH HER BLOODY GUM HOLES.
- TOO BAD. YOU LOST THE BET.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO! - GO WHERE?
- KARAOKE DOKIE.
TO SEE A SPECIAL FRIEND OF OURS DO A SONG.
- WHO?
♪♪
- ♪ HELLO ♪
♪ IS EVERYBODY WATCHIN'? ♪
♪ BEFORE I GET THE PARTY STARTED ♪
♪ YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE INVITED ♪
♪ STEP RIGHT UP AND GET A LITTLE BITE OF SIKOWITZ ♪
- TRINA?
- WHERE ARE YOU?
- WE JUST WANT TO CHANGE TO GAUZE IN YOUR MOUTH!
- WHERE'D SHE GO?
- I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT SHE RAN THAT--
- [SHOUTING]
- [SCREAMING]
WE JUST WANT TO PUT THE STUPID GAUZE IN YOUR MOUTH!
- STAY AWAY FROM MY MOUTH!
- [SCREAMING]
- NO! STOP IT!
[OVERLAPPING SCREAMING]
- GET IN THERE!
[GIRLS SHOUTING]
- HONEY, GET BACK IN THE CAR.
♪ FEEL THE GROOVE WHEN WE MOVE, I'M THE CENTER ♪
♪ GET IT RIGHT EVERY NIGHT, LIKE WE'RE MEANT TO ♪
♪ WHEN IT ALL GOES DOWN, I NEED TO TELL YA ♪
♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME, YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME ♪
♪ THAT YOU'RE READY TO GO ♪
♪ I'M ALREADY THERE, LOOK UP IN THE AIR ♪
♪ CAUSE I'M THE STAR OF THE SHOW ♪
♪ I'M NUMBER ONE, BABY, ALWAYS NUMBER ONE, BABY ♪
♪ SO FORGET WHAT YOU'VE HEARD, THIS IS MY WORLD ♪
♪♪
[APPLAUSE]
- GO, SIKOWITZ! GO, SIKOWITZ!
- YEAH!
- WOO!
♪♪
[BELL RINGS] - MMM!
CAT: THAT IS SO NOT TIGHT.