MUSIC.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
MULTI-SHOT.
- HEY, DAD. - HEY, BABY.
- HOW COME YOU'RE HOME EARLY?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING LATE TONIGHT?
- WELL, I HAVE A LOT OF PAPERWORK TO DO,
AND I REALLY NEED TO CONCENTRATE,
SO I THOUGHT I'D WORK HERE.
[RINGING]
- HEY, CAN YOU GRAB THAT PHONE?
- NO, BUT YOU CAN.
- IT'S NOT EVEN MY PHONE.
IT'S TORI'S.
TORI!
HELLO?
NO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TORI IS.
YOU'RE WHO?
IT'S MARK McCALLAN.
- YAY?
- HE IS RIDICULOUSLY HOT, AND EVERYBODY
SAYS HE'S AN AWESOME KISSER.
- MAKE SURE HE KNOWS I'M A COP.
- HEY, MARK.
THIS IS TRINA, TORI'S HOTTER OLDER SISTER.
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TORI?
OH.
YEAH, SHE IS TOTALLY BUSY FRIDAY NIGHT.
BUT I'M NOT.
REALLY?
YEAH, I LOVE GLOW IN THE DARK MINI GOLF.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW THE PLACE.
OK.
SEE YOU THERE.
OH!
- WHY WERE YOU ON MY PHONE?
- I WASN'T.
- DO YOU THINK I DIDN'T JUST SEE YOU TOSS MY PHONE ON THE COUCH?
- WHY IS YOUR HAIR WET?
- BECAUSE I JUST WASHED IT.
MARK McCALLAN CALLED ME?
- DID HE?
- OH MY GOD!
CAT SAID HE WAS GOING TO CALL ME,
BUT I DIDN'T THINK HE'D CALL ME.
HE CALLED ME?
WELL, WHAT DID HE WANT?
- WELL, HE WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU COULD GO PLAY GLOW
IN THE DARK MINI GOLF WITH HIM ON FRIDAY NIGHT,
SO I TOLD HIM YOU WERE BUSY.
BUT DON'T WORRY-- I'M GOING.
- I HAVE NO PLANS FRIDAY NIGHT.
- WELL, NOW YOU CAN MAKE SOME.
- I'LL MAKE SOME WITH THIS!
- DAD!
- YOU DESERVE THIS!
- DAD! - HEY!
HEY! HEY, HEY!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! HEY!
SOMEBODY CALL A COP?
- SHE WAS GOING TO HIT ME WITH THAT!
- TORI!
THIS IS MY BRAND NEW CAMERA.
- WELL, SHE STOLE MARK McCALLAN FROM ME.
- THE KISSER?
- I THOUGHT YOU HAD PLANS ON FRIDAY NIGHT.
- NO YOU DIDN'T. SHE JACKED MY DATE.
- I DID NOT JACK YOUR DATE, I PROMISE I WOULDN'T JACK--
- HEY, HEY, WHOA, WHOA!
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT.
- HA!
WHY ISN'T SHE?
- BECAUSE SHE'S GETTING HER WISDOM
TEETH OUT ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
- AW. I FORGOT!
[LAUGHTER]
- YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR TEETH RIPPED OUT.
HA HA HA HA HA.
- IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.
- UH, YEAH IT IS. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- IT'S MOUTH SURGERY.
I MEAN, YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN SOME PRETTY SERIOUS
PAIN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
- WOO-HOO!
WOO!
- WELL, YOU AND MOM ARE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF ME, RIGHT?
- WE WOULD, BUT WE'RE GOING TO BE IN SANTA BARBARA.
- AW.
WHO'S GOING TO HAVE A LONELY, PAINFUL WEEKEND?
HM?
I THINK IT'S YOU.
- YOU'RE GOING TO BE TAKING CARE OF HER.
- WHAT?
- HA!
HA HA HA!
TORI'S GOTTA TAKE CARE OF ME.
HA HA HA HA HA!
- YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE YOUR WISDOM TO TAKEN OUT RIGHT NOW.
- HOW-- NO! AH!
- GUYS, HEY, HEY!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
- ♪ HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN FEELING LOST ♪
♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪
♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
♪ EVERYONE CAN TELL YOU HOW ♪
♪ IT'S ALL BEEN SAID AND DONE ♪
♪ BUT YOU WANT IT AND YOU NEED IT ♪
♪ LIKE YOU NEED TO BREATHE THE AIR ♪
♪ IF THEY DOUBT YOU JUST BELIEVE IT ♪
♪ THAT'S ENOUGH TO GET YOU THERE ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE LIVING YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪
- OW.
OW.
OW!
I'M SO SCARED.
- TRY TO RELAX.
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
- YOU HAVE TO GET ME TO A DOCTOR.
- SHH.
IF THAT SPIDER BITES YOUR EYEBALL,
YOU COULD DIE IN MINUTES.
- OH, MAN.
PLEASE GET IT OFF MY EYE.
- I'M GOING TO TRY.
NOW SHH.
DON'T MOVE, AND DON'T MAKE A SOUND.
[RINGING]
- AH!
- OH, MAN, THE RINGING IS BACK!
- UH, SIKOWITZ. - HEY, SIKOWITZ.
- SIKOWITZ! - YES?
- THAT WAS A PHONE.
- WHOSE?
- MINES.
- TORI!
- I SWEAR, I THOUGHT I HAD IT ON VIBRATE.
- CLASS IS NO PLACE FOR SWEARING OR VIBRATING.
MAYBE WE SHOULD START THE SCENE OVER?
- CAN WE?
- NO, CAT, IT'S TOO LATE.
BY NOW THAT SPIDER WOULD HAVE BITTEN
YOUR CHARACTER'S EYEBALL, AND YOU'D BE
DYING A SPASTIC, PAINFUL DEATH.
- THANKS A LOT, TORI.
- WELL, WE HAVE ABOUT FOUR MINUTES LEFT.
WHY DON'T WE ALL CHAT ABOUT OUR WEEKEND PLANS?
ROBBIE, I ASSUME YOU HAVE NONE?
- I DON'T.
- REX?
- I'M GONNA "PARTAY" WITH A COUPLE
OF GIRLS FROM NORTHRIDGE.
- NORTHRIDGE GIRLS?
THAT SHOULD BE AN ADVENTURE.
- HEH, HEH.
WHAT CAN I SAY?
- HEY, GUESS WHAT JADE AND I ARE DOING TONIGHT?
THERE'S THIS NEW PLACE IN LOS FELIZ.
IT'S CALLED KARAOKE DOKIE, AND THEY HAVE
SINGING COMPETITIONS ON THE WEEKENDS,
SO JADE ARE GOING TO DO A SONG.
- I'M PICKING THE SONG.
- JADE'S PICKING THE SONG.
- CAN REX AND I COME SING, TOO?
- SURE. - I TOLD YOU!
I GOT THE NORTHRIDGE GIRLS.
- THEY CAN COME WATCH.
- NAW, MAN.
THEN THEY'RE GOING TO WANT US TO BUY THEM FOOD AND BEVERAGES.
- SO?
- THEY'RE FROM NORTHRIDGE.
I DON'T WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON 'EM.
- AW, I WISH I COULD GO TO KARAOKE DOKIE.
- WHY CAN'T YOU?
- WHO CARES WHY SHE CAN'T?
- I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY SHE--
- WHAT, YOU NEED TORI AROUND TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?
IS THAT YOUR POINT? - DUDE.
- WHAT? - JADE!
YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE BECK.
DON'T BE SUCH A GANK.
- SO WHY CAN'T YOU COME?
- AW, TRINA'S GETTING HER DUMB WISDOM TEETH OUT TODAY,
AND GUESS WHO GETS TO SPEND THE ENTIRE WEEKEND
TAKING CARE OF HER?
- OK, UM-- IS IT SOMEONE FAMOUS?
- NO. ME.
- WHY CAN'T YOUR PARENTS TAKE CARE OF HER?
- CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA BE IN SANTA BARBARA.
- WHAT FOR? - SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO
TAKE CARE OF TRINA.
- CAN'T BLAME 'EM. - SHUCKS TO BE YOU.
- GANK.
[RINGING]
- AH!
NOW, WHOSE PHONE IS THAT?
- THAT'S THE BELL.
- OH.
BYE.
- ALMOST THERE.
HERE WE GO.
ONE SECOND. OK.
HERE WE GO.
I AM SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.
COME ON, TRINA, YOU GOTTA GIVE ME SOME HELP HERE.
NOW, LET'S JUST GET YOU ON THE COUCH.
- NO!
I GOTTA GET MY WISDOM TEETH TAKEN OUT.
YOUR WISDOM TEETH ARE ALREADY OUT.
NOW GET ON THE COUCH!
- OH! NO!
I WANT MY BED.
- YOUR BED IS UPSTAIRS.
- BRING ME TO MY BED.
- ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT.
OK. COME ON.
HERE WE GO.
GO INTO YOUR BED.
STAIRS-- 1, 2, AND WE'RE GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
ONE SECOND.
- AW.
- HERE WE GO.
GOING UP THE STAIRS. COME ON.
OK.
UP THE STAIRS.
NICE AND EASY.
THAT A GIRL.
ALMOST THERE.
THAT A GIRL.
- ♪ MOVE YOUR BODY RIGHT NEXT TO MINE ♪
- ♪ FEEL THE BEAT AND WE'RE LOST IN TIME ♪
- ♪ I'M YOURS AND NOW YOU ARE MINE ♪
- ♪ FOREVER ♪
- ♪ BABY ♪
- ♪ ALL THE THINGS THAT WE WANT TO DO ♪
- ♪ NEVER GONNA LET GO OF YOU ♪
- ♪ MEANT FOR ME AND NOT MEANT FOR YOU ♪
- ♪ FOREVER ♪
- ♪ BABY ♪♪
[APPLAUSE] - THANK YOU.
- YEAH!
- YEAH, REX!
WOO-HOO!
- THANK YOU GUYS VERY MUCH.
- THAT WAS FOR MY TWO LADIES FROM NORTHRIDGE,
CHRISTY AND BELLA.
GIVE 'EM SOME LOVE.
- HEY.
- THANK YOU. SEE YOU GUYS.
- I'M GOING TO GET A SODA.
- GET ME ONE?
- NO.
- SHE CAN BE A GANK.
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
- OK, HOW ABOUT ROBBIE AND REX, HUH?
ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING VENTRILOQUIST
ACTS I'VE EVER SEEN.
- VENTRILOQUIST?
- WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
YOU CAN JOIN MY TEAM.
I CALL IT REX'S ALL HOT GIRL VOLLEYBALL SQUAD.
- FIRST TIME HERE?
- UM, YEAH.
- IF YOU GET NERVOUS, I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND.
- I GET NERVOUS WHEN MY BROTHER EATS THINGS THAT AREN'T FOOD.
SERIOUSLY, I THINK HE ATE MY CHARM BRACELET.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- ANDRE. - THAT'S HOT.
- ALL RIGHT.
- YOU HAVE INSANE HAIR.
- YEAH. UH, MY HAIR WAS NORMAL,
AND THEN ONE DAY IT JUST WENT INSANE.
SAD STORY.
- I LIKE YOUR STORY.
- UM, HI.
MISS?
- WHAT?
- HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
- I DON'T SEE HER.
- TURN AROUND.
NOW YOU SEE HER.
- I DON'T SEE MUCH.
- OK. - UM--
- HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT KARAOKE COMES TO US FROM THE JAPANESE?
- YEAH, HOW GREAT IS JAPAN, RIGHT?
- GOOD PEOPLE.
- HEY.
CHECK OUT DUDE'S JACKET.
- OH.
HOLLYWOOD ARTS.
THE SCHOOL FOR WANNABES.
- YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT WANNABE SHUTTING YOUR FACE, THERE.
- REALLY?
- REALLY.
- HEY.
LOOK WHAT THEY GOT ON THE MENU.
BUFFALO NUGGETS.
WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
NOT FOR THE BUFFALO.
- SO, HOLLYWOOD ARTS,
YOU GIRLS GOING TO SING TONIGHT?
- WELL, WE DIDN'T COME FOR THE BUFFALO NUGGETS.
- BUT WE ARE GOING TO GET SOME, RIGHT?
- I DON'T CARE.
AND YEAH, WE'RE SINGING TONIGHT.
- AWESOME.
- SO ARE WE.
- I LIKE JAPAN.
EXCEPT MY BROTHER GOT STABBED THERE.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
HE'S BETTER NOW.
ARE BUFFALO BUGGETS SPICY?
- WELL, I GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
[MOANING] - SHE WON'T STOP MOANING.
[MOANING CONTINUES]
WELL, ABOUT AN HOUR AGO SHE--
[MOANING]
TRINA, WHY DID YOU GET OUT OF BED?
- MY FACE HURTS!
- JUST LIE DOWN ON THE COUCH.
- CALL DR. DOTY.
- I AM TALKING TO DR. DOTY.
YEAH, HER ANESTHESIA'S DEFINITELY WORN OFF.
HOW DO I KNOW?
HERE. LISTEN.
[MOANING]
HEAR THAT?
WHAT? I'M SORRY, WHAT?
I CAN'T--
[MOANING]
YEAH.
YEAH, I DO. OK, THANKS.
- WHAT'D HE SAY?
- THAT I NEED TO ICE YOUR FACE.
AH.
FROZEN PEAS.
- NO! I HATE PEAS! - YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT 'EM.
I'M JUST GOING TO LAY 'EM ON YOUR FACE.
- NO! - DR. DOTY SAID TO!
COME ON.
- I DON'T WANT PEAS ON MY FACE!
I DON'T WANT 'EM ON MY FACE!
- THEY'RE GOING--
- NO! NO! NO! NO!
GET 'EM OFF MY--
OH... MM.
THAT FEELS NICE.
- YEP.
JUST FEEL THE PEAS.
- SO THE LADY SAYS TO THE FISHERMAN,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY PUTTING A WORM ON THE HOOK.
A WORM ON THE HOOK.
- THEY HEARD YOU, MAN.
YOU TOLD THE JOKE WRONG.
- I DID NOT.
- AW, LOOK HERE.
SEE, THE LADY SAID TO THE FISHERMAN,
"THAT WORM'S NOT AT SCHOOL.
HE'S PLAYING HOOKY."
[LAUGHTER]
SEE WHAT THEY DO?
TAKE NOTES.
DRINK YOUR BEVERAGES.
YEAH.
MM-HM.
- I LIKE YOUR PURSE.
- THANKS.
- WHAT IS THIS? - MONKEY FUR.
- OH.
- ALL RIGHT, PEEPERS.
WE HAVE A SINGING CONTEST GOING ON HERE.
NEXT UP ARE A COUPLE OF KARAOKE DOKIE REGULARS--
HALEY FERGUSON AND TARA GANZ!
- ENJOY US.
- ENJOY MY MONKEY FUR.
- OK, GIRLS.
CHOOSE YOUR POISON.
- WE'RE GOING TO SING "NUMBER ONE."
- OH, THE HIT BY GINGER FOX.
ALL RIGHT, HERE IT COMES.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
LET'S JUICE 'EM UP!
- LET'S GET THIS STARTED.
- ♪ HELLO ♪
♪ IS EVERYBODY WATCHIN'? ♪
♪ BEFORE YOU GET THE PARTY STARTED ♪
♪ YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE INVITED ♪
♪ STEP RIGHT UP ♪
♪ AND GET A TASTE ♪
♪ OF WHAT YOU'RE BITIN' ♪
- AW, WHERE'S MY ICE CREAM?
- I AM GETTING YOUR ICE CREAM!
- ICE CREAM!
- IT'S FROZEN SOLID.
I CAN'T GET THE THING IN.
- ICE CREAM!
- SHUT UP!
♪ FEEL THE GROOVE WHEN WE MOVE ♪
♪ I'M THE CENTER ♪
♪ GET IT RIGHT EVERY NIGHT ♪
♪ LIKE WE'RE MEANT TO ♪
♪ WHEN IT ALL GOES DOWN ♪
♪ I NEED TO TELL YA ♪
♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME ♪
♪ THAT YOU'RE READY TO GO ♪
♪ I'M ALREADY THERE LOOK UP IN THE AIR ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE STAR OF THE SHOW ♪
♪ I'M NUMBER ONE, BABY ♪
♪ ALWAYS NUMBER ONE, BABY ♪
♪ SO FORGET WHAT YOU HEARD ♪
♪ THIS IS MY WORLD ♪
- ARGH!
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! - ICE CREAM!
- YOU WANT ICE CREAM? I'LL GIVE YOU ICE CREAM.
OK.
HERE WE GO.
I'VE GOT THE ICE CREAM.
ALL RIGHT.
[MOANING]
HERE.
[GROAN]
- ♪ SO FORGET WHAT YOU HEARD ♪
♪ THIS IS MY WORLD ♪
♪ MY WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME ♪
♪ OH, OH ♪
♪ SO FORGET WHAT YOU HEARD ♪
♪ THIS IS MY WORLD ♪
♪ MY WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME ♪
♪ MY WORLD ♪
♪ MY WORLD ♪♪
[APPLAUSE]
- WOO!
- YEAH! WE'RE CLAPPING BECAUSE IT'S OVER!
- SO I WAS JUST STANDING IN LINE, GETTING READY TO ORDER A PIZZA,
WHEN THIS DUDE IN A SPORT COAT WALKS UP TO ME AND GOES,
"PARDON ME, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN PURCHASE SOME GOLF CLUBS?"
AND I'M ALL, "BACK OFF, MAN. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU."
HEH. HEH, HEH, HEH.
EAT YOUR FRIES.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
NEXT UP IN THIS SINGING COMPETITION,
WE GOT JADE WEST AND CAT VALENTINE.
[APPLAUSE]
OK, GIRLS. WHAT YOU GONNA THROW DOWN?
- WE WANT TO SING "GIVE IT UP."
- ALL RIGHT!
A LITTLE R&B ACTION TONI-I-I-I--
- YEAH. JUST PLAY IT.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ SOMEDAY I'LL LET YOU IN ♪
♪ TREAT YOU RIGHT ♪
♪ DRIVE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND ♪
- WOO!
- ♪ YOU NEVER MET A CHICK LIKE ME ♪
♪ BURN SO BRIGHT, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU BLIND ♪
♪ ALWAYS WANT WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE ♪
♪ IT'S SO BAD IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANTED ♪
♪ MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD AS I WHIP YOU INTO SHAPE ♪
♪ YEAH, BOY, LET'S GET IT STARTED ♪
♪ GIVE IT UP YOU CAN'T WIN ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN ♪
♪ SUCH A SHAME YOU DON'T PUT UP A FIGHT ♪
♪ THAT'S A GAME THAT WE PLAY AT THE END OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ IT'S THE SAME OLD STORY BUT YOU NEVER GET IT RIGHT ♪
♪ GIVE IT UP ♪
- OK, IT SAYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE
ONE OF THESE ANTIBIOTICS EVERY SIX HOURS.
- UH-UH.
- OK.
OPEN YOUR MOUTH. - I DON'T WANT THAT.
- YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT, OR YOU'LL GET AN INFECTION.
- NO! TORI, I DON'T--
- YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT!
PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!
TRINA!
- ♪ COME A LITTLE CLOSER ♪
♪ COME A LITTLE CLOSER BABY, BABY ♪
♪ SO STOP TRYING TO WALK AWAY ♪
♪ NO, YOU WON'T EVER LEAVE ME BEHIND ♪
♪ NO! ♪
♪ YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT THAT I'M HERE TO STAY ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪ ♪ CAUSE YOU'RE THE SHADE ♪
♪ AND I'M THE SUNSHINE ♪
♪ OH ♪
♪ LOOK AT ME, BOY, CAUSE I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU ♪
♪ ISN'T IT SO EXCITING? ♪
♪ WANNA SHAKE YOU WANNA BREAK YOU ♪
♪ TAKE A BACKSEAT, BOY, CAUSE NOW I'M DRIVING ♪
♪ GIVE IT UP, YOU CAN'T WIN ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN ♪
♪ SUCH A SHAME YOU DON'T PUT UP A FIGHT ♪
♪ THAT'S A GAME THAT WE PLAY AT THE END OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ IT'S THE SAME OLD STORY BUT YOU NEVER GET IT RIGHT ♪
♪ GIVE IT UP ♪
- YOU'VE GOTTA TAKE THIS!
- NO! - YES!
- NO!
- DID YOU JUST SWING ON ME?
- MAYBE.
- TAKE THE PILL!
- NO! - YES!
IT'S GOING IN YOUR MOUTH!
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY!
TAKE THE ANTIBIOTICS!
GET IT IN! HA!
NOW SWALLOW IT! - AHH!
- THAT'S RIGHT!
GET IT DOWN THERE!
- ♪ HEY ♪
♪ COME A LITTLE CLOSER ♪
♪ COME A LITTLE CLOSER BABY, BABY ♪
♪ COME A LITTLE CLOSER ♪
♪ COME A LITTLE CLOSER BABY, BABY ♪
♪ COME A LITTLE CLOSER ♪
♪ COME A LITTLE CLOSER BABY ♪
♪ YEAH, YOU ARE MY BABY AND I'LL MAKE YOU CRAZY TONIGHT ♪
♪ LOOK AT ME BOY CAUSE I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU ♪
♪ ISN'T IT SO EXCITING? ♪
♪ WANNA SHAKE YOU WANNA BREAK YOU ♪
♪ TAKE A BACKSEAT BOY 'CAUSE NOW I'M DRIVING ♪
♪ GIVE IT UP YOU CAN'T WIN ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN ♪
♪ SUCH A SHAME YOU DON'T PUT UP A FIGHT ♪
♪ IT'S A GAME THAT WE PLAY AT THE END OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ IT'S THE SAME OLD STORY BUT YOU NEVER GET IT RIGHT ♪
♪ GIVE IT UP ♪
♪ OHH ♪
♪ YEAH ♪♪
[HEAVY APPLAUSE]
- YEAH! WE GO TO SCHOOL WITH THEM.
THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
- YEAH, YEAH, BABY!
WHAT ABOUT THAT?
RIGHT?
OK. THAT'S EVERYBODY ON THE LIST.
SO NOW TO ANNOUNCE TONIGHT'S KARAOKE DOKIE WINNER,
HERE'S THE OWNER OF THE JOINT, THE MAN WHO SIGNS MY CHECKS,
JOEY FERGUSON.
- THANKS, EVERYONE.
LOT OF GREAT SINGERS HERE TONIGHT, HUH?
BUT I THINK TWO GIRLS REALLY STOOD OUT.
SO, TONIGHT'S WINNERS ARE...
HALEY AND TARA!
- YAY!
- HEY! ARE YOU WAZZIN' ME?
- REX. - THOSE SCRUNGES CAN'T SING.
- COME ON, MAN. - THESE GIRLS GOT 10 TIMES
MORE APPLAUSE THAN THEM.
- JUST SIT DOWN.
- I'LL SIT YOU DOWN.
- HEY, HEY.
I OWN THE CLUB, SO I DECIDE WHO WINS.
- THANK YOU, DAD.
- DAD?
- DAD...
- WAIT. WHY WOULD SHE CALL HIM DAD, UNLESS--
I BET HE'S HER FATHER!
- FIX! FIX!
[BOOING]
- HEY, HEY!
WE WON 'CAUSE WE ROCK.
- YEAH, DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOUR DADDY SAYS.
- LIKE WHEN HE TELLS YOU YOU'RE PRETTY.
- YEAH!
- TESTIFY!
- OK, THAT'S IT!
YOU GUYS ARE BANNED FROM SINGING HERE EVER AGAIN.
- YEAH, LIKE WE CARE.
- COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
- LET'S BAIL.
- OK, I HAVE YOUR NACHOS,
YOUR SLIDERS,
AND THE BUFFALO NUGGETS.
I SAY WE GET OUT OF HERE...
RIGHT AFTER WE FINISH THIS FOOD!
- RIGHT AFTER! - YEAH!
PASS THE RANCH DRESSING!
- HERE. - KETCHUP!
- COMIN' AT YOU. - AHH!
- THIS IS DELICIOUS!
- THE BEST! - THE BEST THAT I'VE EVER--
- MMM!
- THAT IS SO NOT TIGHT.