1 00:00:06,966 --> 00:00:09,426 (WOMAN ON INTERCOM) - THE CAPTAIN HAS TURNED OFF THE FASTEN SEAT BELT SIGN. 2 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:11,345 YOU'RE NOW FREE TO MOVE ABOUT THE CABIN. 3 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:16,099 - HEY, TORI. HEY. 4 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,310 - WHAT? 5 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,728 - IS THIS CHICKEN? 6 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,565 - (SNIFFS) 7 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,275 I THINK IT MIGHT BE PINEAPPLE. 8 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:29,321 OR PART OF A THUMB. 9 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,615 - UCK. I CAN'T EAT AIRPLANE FOOD. 10 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:34,075 TOO GROSS. UCK. 11 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,416 - AND WHY IS THIS NOW ON MY TRAY TABLE? 12 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,836 - 'CAUSE I'M DONE WITH IT. 13 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:44,962 - I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE DONE WITH IT. 14 00:00:45,004 --> 00:00:46,213 (BANGING) 15 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:47,715 KEEP YOUR GARBAGE ON-- - HEY, HEY, KID! 16 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,341 I TOLD YOU TO STOP KICKING MY SEAT. 17 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,135 - SO? (BANGING) - STOP THAT! 18 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,805 - YOU'RE NOT THE QUEEN OF THIS PLANE. 19 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,932 (BANGING) - EXCUSE ME. 20 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:59,100 WILL YOU PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR SON? 21 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,812 - (SIGHS) WILL YOU STOP KICKING HER SEAT? 22 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,146 - NO. 23 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,653 - SOME PEOPLE ARE SO RUDE. 24 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,490 - I KNOW! 25 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:14,992 (BEEP) 26 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:17,077 (MAN ON INTERCOM) - THIS IS CAPTAIN STU BING. 27 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:19,788 SORRY ABOUT OUR LATE START TODAY. 28 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:23,458 WE SHOULD BE ARRIVING IN LOS ANGELES AT AROUND 11:14 PM. 29 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,002 (BEEP) 30 00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:26,503 - WAIT, WHAT TIME DID HE SAY? 31 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,589 - 11:14. 32 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:31,299 - OH, GREAT, 3 AND 1/2 HOURS LATE. 33 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,802 - WHY DO YOU CARE? - I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET ANDRE, BECK, AND CAT, 34 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:36,013 TO WRITE A SCRIPT FOR CLASS THAT'S DUE IN THE MORNING. 35 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:38,057 - WHAT TEACHER? - GRADSTEIN. 36 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:39,767 - OOH, HE'S TOUGH. 37 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,393 - NO CHIZ. 38 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,020 - WHAT IS CHIZ ANYWAY? 39 00:01:43,062 --> 00:01:45,230 - ANDRE THINKS IT'S A GERMAN SAUSAGE. 40 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:50,151 - HERE IS YOUR WATER. - AH, THANK YOU. 41 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,236 - CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? 42 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,906 - EXCUSE ME? - YES? 43 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:56,700 - DOES THIS PLANE HAVE WI-FI? - NO. 44 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:59,494 BUT WE DO HAVE WIRELESS INTERNET SERVICE. 45 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:03,331 - THAT'S WHAT WI-FI IS. 46 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,084 - PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE. 47 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:10,464 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 48 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,007 - I'M GONNA SEE IF ANDRE'S ONLINE 49 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,341 SO WE CAN WORK OVER VIDEO CHAT. 50 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,676 - OH, SMART. MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN-- 51 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,344 (BANGING) 52 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,930 DID YOU JUST KICK MY SEAT AGAIN? 53 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,514 - WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR BUTT? 54 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:20,975 (BANGING) 55 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,559 - LOOK, IF YOU DON'T KNOCK IT OFF, 56 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:23,978 I'M GONNA TELL THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT. 57 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:29,024 - OOH, YOU'RE A SCARY WITCH. 58 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,484 - I WISH I WAS A WITCH, 59 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,444 'CAUSE I WOULD TAKE MY BROOMSTICK AND I WOULD-- 60 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,988 - TRINA, SIT! 61 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:39,910 OH, GOOD, ANDRE'S ONLINE. 62 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:42,496 - I NEED SOME MORE AIR. 63 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,414 - YOU HAVE A PIMPLE UNDER YOUR ARM. 64 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,125 - DON'T TALK ABOUT IT! 65 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,045 - TORI VEGA, WHAT'S UP? 66 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:51,797 - HEY! I'M ON THE PLANE! 67 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,298 - OH, YOU'RE ON THE PLANE? 68 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,467 WELL, IF I WERE YOU, I'D GET IN THE PLANE. 69 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,886 (LAUGHING) 70 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,640 SO YOU'RE ON THE PLANE. 71 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,600 - AND I'M NOT GOING TO LAND UNTIL AFTER 11:00. 72 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:05,519 - OH, BUT WE GOTTA WRITE THAT SCRIPT FOR CLASS. 73 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,603 - I KNOW. 74 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,355 WANT TO DO IT OVER VIDEO CHAT? 75 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:10,315 - YEAH, SURE. I'LL TEXT CAT AND BECK, 76 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,900 TELL THEM TO GET ONLINE. 77 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:14,736 - COOL. - WILL YOU POP THIS FOR ME? 78 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,363 - NO! 79 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:19,783 - I LET YOU BORROW MY GREEN SWEATER LAST WEEK. 80 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,952 - AND THAT MEANS I SHOULD POP YOUR PIT PIMPLE? 81 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,621 - YES. WE'RE SISTERS. 82 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:25,664 IF YOU HAD A PIT PIMPLE, I'D-- 83 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,415 (BANGING) 84 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:28,750 QUIT KICKING MY SEAT! 85 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,418 - (MOCKING) QUIT KICKING MY SEAT! 86 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,587 (BANGING) 87 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,507 - YOUR DESSERTS. 88 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,886 - WH-- WHAT IS THIS? 89 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,929 - I DON'T KNOW. PUDDING? 90 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:46,601 - OH, IT'S GOT FUR ON IT. 91 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:49,021 - JUST LIKE YOUR PIMPLE. 92 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,528 - ♪ HERE I AM ♪ 93 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,197 ♪ ONCE AGAIN ♪ 94 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,781 ♪ FEELING LOST ♪ 95 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,449 ♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ 96 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,493 ♪ I BREATHE IT IN ♪ 97 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:06,580 ♪ TO LET IT GO ♪ 98 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:07,915 ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 99 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,708 ♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ 100 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,043 ♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪ 101 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:14,129 ♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ 102 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,464 ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW ♪ 103 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,716 ♪ YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪ 104 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:21,428 ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪ 105 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:22,804 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID ♪ 106 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:25,348 ♪ TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ 107 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,641 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪ 108 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,310 ♪ YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 109 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,854 ♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪ 110 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,564 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 111 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,858 ♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 112 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,611 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE ♪ 113 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,446 ♪ IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 114 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:43,366 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 115 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:44,868 ♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪ 116 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,286 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 117 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:52,960 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪ 118 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:06,431 - WOO! YOU'RE A LONG ONE. 119 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:09,226 - HEY. TORI. 120 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:10,393 - OH, HEY. 121 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:11,979 DID YOU GET CAT AND BECK? 122 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,730 - YEAH, THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET ONLINE. 123 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:14,898 - NICE. 124 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:15,941 WHERE ARE YOU? 125 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,317 - AT MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE. 126 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:18,986 - WHY ARE YOU AT YOUR GRANDMA'S? 127 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,570 - SHE CALLED ME AND SAID SHE WAS SCARED 128 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:23,073 BECAUSE THE NUMBERS KEPT CHANGING ON HER DIGITAL CLOCK. 129 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,576 - ISN'T THAT WHAT CLOCKS DO? 130 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:30,497 - ALL I KNOW IS WHEN I GOT HERE, SHE WAS HIDING UNDER HER BED. 131 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:33,125 - DID YOU GET HER OUT? - UH, HUH. 132 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,793 BUT I HAD TO USE BUTTER. 133 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,130 OH. CAT'S ON. 134 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:41,008 - YEAH, I SEE. LET ME INVITE HER. 135 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:44,385 - HEY, ARE YOU GOING TO EAT YOUR PUDDING? 136 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:47,055 - YOU ATE YOURS? 137 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,974 - YEAH, I JUST SCRAPED THE FUR RIGHT OFF THE TOP. 138 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,142 IT WASN'T BAD. 139 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,770 - GO NUTS. 140 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:58,942 - HI. - WHAT'S UP, LITTLE RED? 141 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:00,652 - HEY, CAT. - ANDRE. 142 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,654 - ONE SEC. WHAT'S WRONG, GRANDMA? 143 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,324 - THE NUMBERS ON MY CLOCK CHANGED AGAIN. 144 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:07,450 - IT'S A CLOCK, GRANDMA. 145 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,786 THE NUMBERS ARE SUPPOSED TO CHANGE. 146 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,913 - WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BUTTER? 147 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,499 - I'LL GO TO THE STORE TOMORROW AND GET YOU SOME MORE BUTTER. 148 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,336 (SCREAM) 149 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:18,586 - WHAT WAS THAT? 150 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,297 - MY GRANDMOTHER JUST SCREAMED. 151 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:21,965 - WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? 152 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,383 - I DON'T KNOW. I THINK SHE SAW HERSELF IN THE MIRROR. 153 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:30,015 - ANDRE, THERE'S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL. 154 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,390 - IT'S OKAY, GRANDMA, 155 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:33,935 JUST INTRODUCE YOURSELF. I'M SURE SHE'S NICE. 156 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,481 - BECK'S ONLINE. - YEP. 157 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,441 - REQUESTING-- 158 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:41,943 (BANG) - OW! 159 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:42,986 - WHAT? 160 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,529 - THAT ROTTEN KID BEHIND ME 161 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,865 KICKED MY SEAT AGAIN AND MADE ME POKE MY EYE. 162 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,407 - I DIDN'T KICK YOUR SEAT. 163 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:49,408 - YOU DID TOO. 164 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,619 - HOW'S YOUR PIT ZIT? 165 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,205 - THAT TEARS IT. 166 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:55,082 - TRINA. TRINA. 167 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,376 HE'S A LITTLE BOY. 168 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:58,501 - YEAH, AND I'M ABOUT TO PUT HIM 169 00:06:58,543 --> 00:06:59,878 INTO A LITTLE HOSPITAL. 170 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,174 - YOU REQUESTED MY FACE. 171 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:06,093 - HEY, MAN. - HI. 172 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,426 - HEY, BECK. 173 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:09,096 - IS THAT A DOG WITH YOU? 174 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,223 - OH, LOOK AT THE PUPPY. 175 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,226 - HE'S CUTE, HUH? - SO CUTE. 176 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,270 -IS HE YOURS? - NO, I'M WATCHING HIM 177 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,688 FOR MY NEIGHBOR WHILE SHE'S AT HER CHEERLEADING PRACTICE. 178 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,732 - YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR TO A CHEERLEADER? 179 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:21,816 - I DO. 180 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,610 - FIGURES. I LIVE NEXT DOOR 181 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:26,196 TO A ONE-LEGGED OLD MAN WHO THROWS LEMONS AT ME. 182 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,366 - SO, WHAT'S UP? 183 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:30,742 - TORI'S PLANE'S LATE. 184 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,660 - I DON'T GET IN TIL ALMOST MIDNIGHT. 185 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,746 - BUT WE GOTTA WRITE THE SCRIPT FOR GRADSTEIN'S CLASS. 186 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,498 - YEAH, SO WE'RE GONNA DO IT HERE OVER VIDEO CHAT. 187 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,167 - OH, SOUNDS GOOD. 188 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:42,254 - ALL RIGHT. I WILL TYPE. 189 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,964 - CAT, READ THE ASSIGNMENT. 190 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,340 - KK. 191 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:49,094 IT SAYS... 192 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,553 WRITE A SINGLE SCENE SCRIPT 193 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,513 BETWEEN SEVEN AND 10 PAGES. 194 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,641 THE SCENE MUST INVOLVE A MYSTERY. 195 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:56,977 OOH. USE AT LEAST THREE CHARACTERS 196 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,853 AND HAVE A SURPRISE PLOT TWIST. 197 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,231 - GOT IT. - WE CAN DO THAT. - IDEAS? 198 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,233 - HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR A CUTE JOKE? 199 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,735 - A JOKE? - YEAH. LISTEN. 200 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,323 - OK. WHAT DID THE YOUNG SHRIMP SAY 201 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,532 WHEN HIS MOM ASKED HIM WHY HE WOULDN'T SHARE ANY OF HIS TOYS? 202 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,952 - WHAT? - SORRY. 203 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,912 I'M A LITTLE SHELLFISH. 204 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,127 GET IT? 205 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,379 'CAUSE SHRIMP ARE VERY SELF-CENTERED. 206 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,841 - I-- I THINK THE JOKE IS THAT 207 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:30,551 SHELLFISH SOUNDS LIKE SELFISH. 208 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,763 - OH, MY GOD. THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER. 209 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,394 OK. BACK TO THE SCRIPT. 210 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:42,481 - HEY, WHAT IF OUR SCRIPT'S ABOUT A KID 211 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,483 WHO GOES INTO A CLOSET TO LOOK FOR SOMETHING, 212 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,860 AND... (BEEP) 213 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,028 - UGH. 214 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,612 - WHAT? - WHO WAS THAT? 215 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:52,115 - ROBBIE'S REQUESTING TO JOIN OUR CHAT. 216 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,494 - HEY. - HI. 217 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,037 - WHAT'S UP? - HEY, ROB. 218 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,539 - HEY, ROBBIE, WHAT DID THE YOUNG SHRIMP SAY 219 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,416 WHEN HIS MOM SAID-- - I'M A LITTLE SHELLFISH. 220 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,583 YOU TOLD ME YESTERDAY. 221 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,920 - POO. 222 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,588 - LISTEN, I NEED YOUR GUYS HELP. 223 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,467 HM. YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP. 224 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:12,511 I DON'T EITHER. 225 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,513 - ROBBIE. - WE'RE TRYING TO WORK 226 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,181 ON A SCRIPT THAT'S DUE IN THE MORNING. 227 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,849 - THIS WILL JUST TAKE A SECOND. 228 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,893 - OK. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 229 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,270 - WELL, ON FRIDAY AT SCHOOL, I ASKED REX 230 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,856 IF HE WANTED TO SEE A MOVIE WITH ME ON SUNDAY NIGHT. 231 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,400 TRUE OR FALSE? 232 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,609 YOU SAID, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT 233 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:29,861 SEEING A MOVIE ON SUNDAY NIGHT? 234 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,821 AND I SAID, SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. 235 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,823 EXACTLY. AND NOW IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT, 236 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,201 AND REX SAYS HE HAS OTHER PLANS. 237 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,870 WHICH I DO. 238 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,497 WHY WOULD YOU GO AND MAKE OTHER PLANS 239 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:41,998 WHEN YOU SAID YOU'D SEE A MOVIE WITH ME? 240 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,500 - YOU GUYS. - I NEVER SAID 241 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,043 I WOULD SEE A MOVIE WITH YOU. 242 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,878 I SAID, SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. 243 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,296 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 244 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,549 YOU NEVER CALLED ME TO CONFIRM. 245 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,509 - I'M GOING TO GET A ROOT BEER. 246 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:53,927 - ROBBIE. REX. 247 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,512 YOU GUYS WORK THIS OUT YOURSELVES. 248 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:57,347 - BYE, ROBBIE. - WAIT, NO. 249 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:58,598 DON'T KICK US OUT OF THE CHAT. 250 00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,891 NO, DON'T. 251 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,978 - ALL RIGHT. BACK TO OUR SCRIPT. 252 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:08,816 - HEY, WHAT IF WE WRITE ABOUT A GIRAFFE WHO LEARNS TO LOVE? 253 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,819 - A GIRAFFE? 254 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:12,946 - THAT-- THAT'S NOT GOOD. 255 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,406 - NO. 256 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,075 - LET'S JUST STICK WITH THE KID IN THE CLOSET. 257 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,119 - RIGHT. SO I WAS THINKING, 258 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,621 MAYBE HE COMES HOME FROM SCHOOL LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. 259 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:23,123 AND HE GOES INTO HIS CLOSET, 260 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,958 AND THERE'S, LIKE, A SMALL SECRET DOOR 261 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,876 IN THE BACK OF... - (GIGGLING) 262 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,004 - CAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 263 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,257 - I CLICKED ON RAINBOW. 264 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,093 WOO! 265 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,803 - WILL YOU PLEASE STOP THAT? 266 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,972 - WE GOT TO DO THIS PROJECT. 267 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,475 - SORRY. 268 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:43,851 - NOW, WHERE WERE WE? 269 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,104 - THE KID GOES INTO HIS CLOSET. 270 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,230 - RIGHT. 271 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,898 AND MAYBE HE'S NOT A NORMAL KID. 272 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,568 MAYBE HE'S, LIKE, CREATED BY A SCIENTIST 273 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,694 IN A GOVERNMENT LAB OR-- 274 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,655 - WHO'S THAT? - JADE. 275 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:57,031 LET ME SEE WHAT SHE WANTS. 276 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,783 - OH. 277 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,578 - HEY, LOOK, WE'RE DOING THIS PROJECT 278 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,745 THAT'S DUE TOMORROW MORNING, SO-- 279 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,997 - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 280 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,915 - HOME. WHY? 281 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:09,169 - I LEFT YOU A VOICEMAIL, AND YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME BACK. 282 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,920 - I'M DOING HOMEWORK. 283 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:13,047 - SO YOU WANNA BREAK UP WITH ME. 284 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,842 - WAIT, NO, NO. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT I WANT 285 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,136 TO BREAK UP WITH YOU? - WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT ANIMAL? 286 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,471 - IT'S MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG. 287 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,598 - HIS NEIGHBOR, THE CHEERLEADER. 288 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,475 - CHEERLEADER? 289 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:26,436 - WHY? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 290 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,812 - SORRY. 291 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,148 - YOU KNOW WHAT CHEERLEADERS HAVE? 292 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,192 PEP. 293 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,194 - PEP? 294 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,987 - DID SHE SAY PEP? 295 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,156 - WHY ARE YOU DOING FAVORS FOR A CHEERLEADER? 296 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,698 AND WHAT IS SHE DOING FOR YOU? 297 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,409 - IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. SHE'S JUST-- 298 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,910 - I'M COMING OVER THERE. - NO, NO. 299 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:46,540 YOU DON'T NEED TO-- - ALL RIGHT. 300 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,667 SO FAR WE HAVE NOTHING. 301 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,126 SO IT WOULD BE GREAT IF WE COULD DO 302 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,545 A LITTLE WRITING TOGETHER. OK? 303 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,506 - LOOK, I'M IN A KALEIDOSCOPE. 304 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,799 WOO! 305 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,885 - WHOA, HOW DOES SHE DO THAT? 306 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,095 - YOU JUST CLICK EFFECTS IN THE LOWER LEFT. 307 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,097 - THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR EFFECTS. 308 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,225 - WOO, HOO! 309 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,935 - HEY, LOOK AT ME. 310 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,979 YOU GUYS ARE GIVING ME A HEADACHE. 311 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,398 - ANDRE. 312 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,483 - WOO, I'M GETTING DIZZY. LOOK AT ME. 313 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,527 I'M SPINNING AROUND. 314 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,445 - WHAT EFFECT IS THAT? 315 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,614 - UH, IT'S SPIN CLOCKWISE. 316 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,074 - WHY TELL HER THAT? 317 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,703 WE'RE NOT MAKING PROGRESS. 318 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:25,953 - HERE I GO. 319 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,581 - ANDRE. I NEED YOU TO FOCUS 320 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,957 AND KEEP YOUR EYES ON... - I'M SPINNING. 321 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,543 I CAN'T FOCUS ON ANYTHING. 322 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,503 - IT'S LIKE A SPACESHIP. 323 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,714 - I'M PRINCESS ROTATION. 324 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,756 - YOU GUYS, WE HAVE A PROJECT TO WORK ON. 325 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,385 I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND WATCH YOU GUYS SPIN CLOCKWISE. 326 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,970 - HEY, YOU HEARD THE LADY. READY? 327 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,514 - COUNTERCLOCKWISE. 328 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,641 - OH, REVERSE. 329 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,934 WE'RE IN REVERSE NOW. 330 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,644 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 331 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,397 - LOOK AT ME, GOING BACK IN TIME. 332 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,733 - WHEN DID I BECOME THE MATURE ONE? 333 00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:56,067 - I DON'T KNOW. 334 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,361 QUIT IT! - MAKE ME! 335 00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,820 - OH, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU, KID. 336 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:05,118 - YOU GUYS-- - (SHOUTING) 337 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,453 -THIS IS NO TIME TO PLAY AROUND. -PLEASE. 338 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,162 - YOU CANNOT TREAT ME LIKE THAT, EXCUSE ME? 339 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,872 YOUR SON IS BEING A BRAT. 340 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,473 (SCATTING) 341 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,016 ALL RIGHT, SO, 342 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,769 THE LITTLE BOY YELLS-- 343 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,064 WILL YOU STOP THAT? 344 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,190 - WHAT? 345 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,153 - STOP DANCING IN YOUR SEAT LIKE A WEIRDO. 346 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,451 SO THE LITTLE BOY YELLS, WHAT? 347 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,954 - HOW ABOUT, MOM, THERE'S EVIL IN MY CLOSET. 348 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,332 "EVIIIILLL." 349 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:56,419 - OK. GOOD. HOW DO I SPELL "EVIIIILLL"? 350 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,713 - USE FOUR "I"S AND THREE "L"S. 351 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,006 - GOT IT. 352 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,968 OK, NOW, WHY DON'T WE SAY, 353 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,303 THE MOM WALKS INTO THE CLOSET 354 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,555 TO FIND HER SON'S FACE BEING EATEN BY-- 355 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:11,309 - LOOK. NOW I'M A CHERRY PIE. 356 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:15,146 I'M PIE GIRL. 357 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,732 BUT DON'T BITE OFF MY NOSE. 358 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,236 - CAT, WE HAVE A 10-PAGE SCRIPT DUE TOMORROW MORNING, 359 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,489 AND WE'RE ON PAGE THREE. AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING AT ALL. 360 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,574 NOW WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD? 361 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,203 (CRYING) 362 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,746 - THERE SHE GOES. 363 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,749 - OKAY, LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL AT YOU. 364 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,752 PLEASE DON'T CRY. I'M JUST FRUSTRATED BECAUSE-- 365 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,964 OH... - WHAT HAPPENED? 366 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,133 - I MADE CAT CRY, AND SHE SIGNED OFF. 367 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,093 - WELL, YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO BE MORE CAREFUL 368 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,470 WITH PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. 369 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,971 (BANGING) 370 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,932 STOP KICKING MY SEAT, YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE NUB. 371 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,810 - SHUT UP, OLD LADY. 372 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,355 (LAUGHTER) 373 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,940 - ARE YOU GOING TO LET YOUR KID TALK TO ME THAT WAY? 374 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,277 - I GOT TO TAKE A WHAZ. 375 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,112 - ENJOY YOUR WHAZ. 376 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,908 - SO, WHERE ARE WE IN THE SCRIPT? 377 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,035 - STILL PAGE THREE. THE BOY SAYS, MOM, 378 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,579 THERE'S EVIL IN MY CLOSET, EVIL. 379 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,038 - RIGHT. - OH YEAH. 380 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,832 - OK, SO NEXT, WHY DON'T WE SAY 381 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:19,085 THE CLOSET STARTS TURNING INTO, LIKE, A FIERY DEN OF-- 382 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,004 - IS THAT ROBBIE AGAIN? 383 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,131 - YEAH. HE WANTS TO REJOIN OUR CHAT. 384 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,633 - NO. - DENY IT. 385 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,218 - DENIED. 386 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,222 - MOVE BACK. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 387 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,140 - THE TANNING SALON. WHERE DO YOU THINK I'M GOING? 388 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,517 I GOTTA TAKE A WHAZ. 389 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,228 - THE NUB'S DAD IS IN THE BATHROOM. 390 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,979 - I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE. 391 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,981 I'M GOING TO GO PEE IN THE FIRST CLASS LAVATORY. 392 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,317 - YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO. - YEAH, YEAH, MOVE. 393 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,987 - AH! - WHAT WAS THAT? 394 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,531 - THAT WAS TRINA'S BUTT. 395 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,618 - OOH... THAT WAS HORRIBLE. 396 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,372 - YOUR SISTER'S A FREAK. 397 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,959 - YEAH, I KNOW. 398 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,961 - BUT SHE'S KIND OF HOT. 399 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,382 - DID YOU JUST CALL MY SISTER HOT? 400 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:07,508 - YEP. 401 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,843 BUT YOU'RE HOTTER. 402 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,685 - SO, WHO'S YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND THERE? 403 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,270 - NOT CUTE, ANDRE. 404 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,272 (BANGING) - WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 405 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,690 - OPEN THE DOOR. (BANGING) 406 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,108 - IS THAT JADE? 407 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,276 - YEAH. 408 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,487 I'M BUSY WORKING ON A PROJECT. 409 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,780 (BANGING) 410 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,990 - I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. (BANGING) 411 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,617 - SORRY, DOOR'S LOCKED. 412 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,869 (CRASH) 413 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,079 NOW IT'S NOT LOCKED. 414 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,080 - SHE HAS A KEY? 415 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,874 - NO, SHE'S HAS A FOOT. 416 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,376 - WHAT IS GOING ON? 417 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,504 - YOU JUST KICKED MY DOOR OPEN. 418 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,088 - PUT THE DOG DOWN AND TELL ME 419 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,090 ABOUT THIS CHEERLEADER CHICK WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR. 420 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,634 - I'M NOT GOING TO PUT THE DOG DOWN. 421 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,969 - OH, AREN'T YOU? 422 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,386 - IF YOU WANT TO MEET THE CHEERLEADER, 423 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,096 SHE'LL BACK ANY MINUTE TO PICK UP HER DOG. 424 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,723 - THEN I'LL WAIT FOR HER. 425 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,266 - WHATEVER YOU WANT. 426 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,270 - OK. CAN WE GET BACK TO WRITING THE SCRIPT NOW? 427 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,355 - YEAH, LET'S GET THIS DONE. 428 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,148 - OK. BOY'S IN THE CLOSET, 429 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,860 FACE BEING EATEN, MOM WALKS IN, AND-- 430 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,112 - ANOTHER VIDEO CHAT REQUEST? 431 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,197 - WHO IS IT NOW? 432 00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:12,448 - SOMEONE NAMED 433 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,408 LIL' STEPHANIE 21. 434 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,953 - WHO'S SHE? - I DON'T KNOW. LET ME SEE. 435 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,790 - HELLO. 436 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,416 - ROBBIE. - DUDE. 437 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,918 - OH, COME ON. 438 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,962 - YOU CREATED A FAKE SCREEN NAME? 439 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,672 - WELL, YOU DENIED MY REAL ONE. 440 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,132 - BUT WHY 'LIL STEPHANIE 21? 441 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:34,637 - BECAUSE 'LIL STEPHANIE ONE THROUGH 20 WERE TAKEN... WHAT? 442 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,222 - YOU COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A BOY'S NAME? 443 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,765 - SAYS A LOT, DOESN'T IT? 444 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,768 - LOOK, DON'T YOU GUYS AGREE 445 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,562 THAT IF A PERSON SAYS HE'LL SEE A MOVIE WITH YOU 446 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,898 ON SUNDAY NIGHT, HE SHOULD HONOR THAT COMMITMENT 447 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,858 AND NOT JUST LEAVE ME HANGING? 448 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:48,985 - WHAT HAPPENED TO ROBBIE? 449 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,863 - MY FINGER. - AH. 450 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,031 INTERCOM: ALL PASSENGERS PLEASE-- 451 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,281 - MOVE, MOVE, MOVE. 452 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,827 - AHH! - IT'S BACK. 453 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,329 - WILL YOU STOP WIGGLING YOUR BUTT 454 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,622 IN MY FRIENDS' FACES? 455 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,416 - GUESS WHO I JUST MET IN FIRST CLASS? 456 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,626 - WHO? - PEREZ HILTON. 457 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:06,961 - SHUT UP. 458 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,796 - I SWEAR. ROW ONE, SEAT B. 459 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,382 - OH, MAN, PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T BOTHER PEREZ HILTON? 460 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,633 - I HAD TO. 461 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,177 - TRINA. 462 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,096 - DO YOU REALIZE HOW POWERFUL HE IS IN HOLLYWOOD? 463 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:20,474 HE COULD MAKE ME FAMOUS OVERNIGHT. 464 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,851 - SO YOU TALKED TO HIM? 465 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,477 - I TRIED TO, BUT THEN HE CALLED 466 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,063 THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WHO CALLED THE SKY MARSHAL, 467 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,899 AND THEN THEY ESCORTED ME OUT OF FIRST CLASS. 468 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,109 - SO WHY ARE YOU ALL SMILEY? 469 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,361 - I GOT HIS CAMERA. 470 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,283 - WHY? - BECAUSE, TOMORROW, 471 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,118 I'LL EMAIL HIM, SAY I FOUND HIS CAMERA, 472 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,536 AND HE'LL BE SO GRATEFUL WHEN I GIVE IT BACK 473 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,662 THAT HE'LL WRITE ABOUT ME IN HIS BLOG, 474 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,247 AND I'LL BE FAMOUS. 475 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,958 - WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GETTING FAMOUS 476 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,500 BY HAVING SOME TALENT? 477 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,837 - TALENT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING FAMOUS. 478 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,800 - OH, NOW WHO? 479 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,927 - SOMEBODY WANTS TO JOIN OUR CHAT. 480 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,511 - IT'S PROBABLY ROBBIE AGAIN. 481 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,346 - UGH. - WHAT'S THE SCREEN NAME? 482 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,849 - MR. SKINNY JEANS. 483 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,393 - THAT'S SINJIN. - (SIGH) 484 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,605 - HEY, GUYS. 485 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,482 I SEE YOU'RE VIDEO CHATTING. 486 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,318 - WHAT DO YOU NEED? 'CAUSE WE'RE REALLY KIND OF BUSY. 487 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,153 - ARE YOU ON A PLANE? 488 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,738 - YEAH, I'M ON A PLANE. 489 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,073 - AND THEY HAVE WI-FI? 490 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,283 - NO, SINJIN, I HAVE THE WORLD'S LONGEST 491 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,119 INTERNET CABLE HANGING OUT THE WINDOW. 492 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,079 - NAH, HUH. 493 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,705 AIRPLANE WINDOWS DON'T OPEN. 494 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,002 - HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 495 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,212 SINJIN. 496 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,714 - HI, JADE. 497 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,800 - WHERE DID YOU GET THAT LAMP? 498 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:41,097 - UM, AT THE LAMP STORE. 499 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:44,558 - IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE LAMP I HAVE IN MY DEN AT HOME. 500 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,687 - OH. WEIRD. 501 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,856 - ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? 502 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,987 TAKE YOUR COMPUTER WITH YOU. 503 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,197 PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOTHER. 504 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,199 - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING 505 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,909 ANY MORE CHAT REQUESTS, OK? 506 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,494 - GOOD. - AGREED. 507 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,746 - ANDRE, STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF. 508 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,874 - GRANDMA, I'M NOT TALKING TO MYSELF. 509 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,249 I'M TALKING TO TORI AND BECK. 510 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,128 - THAT'S A LIE. THEY'RE NOT HERE. 511 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,422 - I KNOW THAT. I'M TALKING TO THEM ONLINE, SEE? 512 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,093 - HI, MRS. HARRIS. - HOW YOU DOING? 513 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,427 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS. 514 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,722 - GRANDMA. - (SCREAM) 515 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,183 - AH, GRANDMA, 516 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,226 JUST GO SIT DOWN ON YOUR COUCH. 517 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,311 - IT'S JUST ME, MRS. HARRIS. 518 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,105 - LEAVE ME ALONE! 519 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,652 - GUESS THAT JUST LEAVES YOU AND ME. 520 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,863 - AND ME. 521 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,865 - LET'S JUST GET AN F AND BE DONE WITH THIS. 522 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,201 - OH, COME ON. WE CAN FINISH THIS SCRIPT OURSELVES. 523 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,285 - YOU REALLY WANT TO? 524 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,496 - SURE. WHY DON'T WE JUST TRY TO-- 525 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:48,831 - OH, NOW WHAT? 526 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,917 IS THAT YOUR CHEERLEADER FRIEND? 527 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,711 - COME IN. - YEAH, COME IN. 528 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,758 - HI, BECK. 529 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,467 - HI, ALLIE. 530 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,472 JADE, THIS IS MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR, ALLIE. 531 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,226 ALLIE, THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND, JADE. 532 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,894 - NICE TO MEET YOU. 533 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,604 - HELLO, ALLIE. 534 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,482 - THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF SPARKLES. 535 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:16,817 - ANYTIME, KIDDO. 536 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,906 - YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S PRETTY. 537 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,075 - I KNOW. 538 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,036 - BYE. - SEE YA. 539 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,461 - WOW, JADE. 540 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,922 LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME COMPETITION THERE. 541 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,757 - YOU GONNA SAY YOU'RE SORRY? 542 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,675 - YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SHE WAS NINE. 543 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:42,969 - YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHANCE. 544 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,303 - DON'T TRY TO TURN THIS AROUND ON ME. 545 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,930 - HEY-- - YOU LOVE MAKING ME JEALOUS. 546 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,765 - BECK. - (OVERLAPPING SHOUTING) 547 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,142 - LISTEN. - (ARGUING CONTINUES) 548 00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,350 - CAN YOU GUYS FIGHT LATER? 549 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,518 - STAY OUT OF THIS, TORI. 550 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,519 - BUT I JUST NEED BECK TO HELP ME 551 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:56,023 WRITE... OH. 552 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,900 - NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 553 00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:00,736 - I AM GOING TO FINISH WRITING THIS SCRIPT MYSELF. 554 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:04,031 - WE HAVE 62 MINUTES UNTIL WE LAND, 555 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,575 AND I'M SURE IF I TYPE REALLY FAST, 556 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,161 I CAN GET THIS DONE. 557 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:10,788 - YOU! - PEREZ. 558 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,666 - OH MY GOD, YOU'RE PEREZ HILTON. 559 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,253 - YOU TOOK MY CAMERA. 560 00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:19,046 - NO, NO, I DIDN'T. 561 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,881 - YES, YOU DID. IT'S IN YOUR HAND. 562 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,635 - I'LL GIVE IT BACK IF YOU WRITE ABOUT ME. 563 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,929 - NO, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. GIVE ME MY CAMERA. 564 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,472 - OH, COME ON. - TRINA. 565 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,224 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... - GIVE ME MY CAMERA. 566 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,767 - THIS IS, LIKE, SOMETHING THAT I'VE 567 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,269 BEEN WAITING FOR MY WHOLE LIFE. NO NO NO. 568 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:34,436 - (SHOUTING) - OH MY GOD! 569 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,063 (OVERLAPPING SHOUTING) 570 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,356 - PEREZ HILTON IS ON MY LAP! 571 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,821 - CAN YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR PARTY? 572 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:44,822 - NO, STOP IT! 573 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,365 - (SHOUTING) 574 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:50,452 - THIS IS A REALLY BIG DEAL TO ME! 575 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,912 - (SHOUTING) 576 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,371 GIVE ME MY CAMERA! 577 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:56,500 (SHOUTING) 578 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,627 - AHH! YOU'RE CRAZY! 579 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,254 - I LOVE YOU, PEREZ! 580 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,714 - TRINA! 581 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,716 STOP HARASSING PEREZ HILTON! 582 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:04,925 AHH! 583 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:07,594 - HEY, IT'S ME, PEREZ HILTON. 584 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,139 NOW HERE COMES A VIDEO FROM THESLAP.COM. 585 00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:11,807 - SLAP IT, BABY. 586 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:14,518 A LOT OF PEOPLE ASK ME IF THIS IS MY NATURAL HAIR COLOR. 587 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,270 NO, IT'S NOT. 588 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,689 I MAKE IT THIS COLOR BECAUSE I LOVE RED VELVET CUPCAKES, 589 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,942 AND THIS IS THE EXACT SAME COLOR OF A RED VELVET CUPCAKE. 590 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:26,947 BUT IT TASTES LIKE HAIR. 591 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,703 ENJOY YOUR WHAZ.