1 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:08,091 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:09,134 - ♪ LET'S GO ♪ 3 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,636 - ♪ LIGHTS ARE LOW... ♪ 4 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,721 - OKAY,BYE. - LATER. 5 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:16,809 - ♪ LET'S GO ALL THE WAY... ♪ 6 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:27,486 - DON'T YOU GUYS WANNA KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 7 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,112 - IS IT A TRANSPORTER FROM THE FUTURE 8 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,531 THAT CAN BEAM YOU TO ANOTHER TABLE, 9 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,992 'CAUSE IF IT IS, WHAT BUTTON DO I PUSH? 10 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,035 - THAT'S SO HURTFUL. 11 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:37,204 - YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE MEAN TO EVERYONE. 12 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:39,623 - SEE, TORI'S INTERESTED IN MY DEVICE. 13 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:42,501 - I'M REALLY NOT. 14 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:43,961 - AW, COME ON, LITTLE RED, 15 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:46,505 TELL US ABOUT YOUR DOO-HICKEY. 16 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,383 - OKAY, IT'S CALLED THE SNOWBEE. 17 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:53,012 WATCH. [BEEPING] 18 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:54,221 OOH, IT'S PEACEFUL. 19 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:59,309 [CAT GIGGLING] 20 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,561 [BEEP] 21 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:04,147 IT MAKES PRETEND SNOW. 22 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,357 - I SEE THAT. 23 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,192 - IT'S ALL OVER MY TOSTADA. 24 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,777 - AND MY PIZZA. 25 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,029 - WELL, DO NOT EAT IT. 26 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,363 - WHY? 27 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,240 - 'CAUSE IT SAYS THE FAKE SNOW IS TOXIC 28 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:15,617 AND CAN CAUSE ABDOMINAL BLEEDING. 29 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,414 - SO WHAT MADE YOU BUY A MACHINE 30 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,082 THAT POISONS PEOPLE'S LUNCHES? 31 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:25,753 - THIS CATALOG. 32 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,462 - SKY STORE? - YEAH. 33 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,339 I WENT TO VISIT MY UNCLE AND UNCLE THIS WEEKEND 34 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:30,632 IN SAN FRANCISCO, 35 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,133 AND THEY HAD THESE ON THE PLANE. 36 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,761 IT'S LIKE, FILLED WITH ALL KINDS 37 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,012 OF COOL STUFF YOU CAN BUY. 38 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:37,639 OOH, LIKE THIS-- A TREE FACE. 39 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:40,601 YOU PUT IT ON YOUR TREE TO GIVE IT A FACE. 40 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,186 - WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A TREE? 41 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,146 - IT ALSO WORKS ON BUSHES. 42 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,777 - UNBELIEVABLE! 43 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:52,153 YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW UPSET I AM ABOUT-- 44 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:53,864 IT SNOWED? 45 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:55,866 IN LOS ANGELES? 46 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:58,243 - I TOLD YOU GLOBAL WARMING WAS BOGUS. 47 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,995 - STOP WATCHING "FOX NEWS". 48 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:02,790 - NO, IT'S FAIR AND BALANCED. 49 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,917 - DUDE... - IT'S NOT REAL SNOW. 50 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,334 - BUT YOU CAN EAT IT. 51 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,921 - I DON'T WANNA EAT ANYTHING. 52 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:10,464 - WHAT ARE YOU ALL UPSET ABOUT? 53 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,673 - THIS TIME? 54 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,133 - THE SENIORS, 55 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:14,468 THE ONES WHO RUN THE SLAP... 56 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,511 - DOTCOM? - NO, DOT GOV. 57 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,346 YES, DOTCOM! 58 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,307 THEY WANNA CANCEL MY BLOG. 59 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,517 - WHY? OH, WAIT, I DON'T CARE. 60 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,352 - WHY? 61 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:25,479 - 'CAUSE IT'S BORING. 62 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,898 HA! - IT IS NOT BOR-- 63 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:31,610 DO YOU GUYS THINK THAT MY BLOG ON THE SLAP IS BORING? 64 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,362 - HEY, LOOK, IT'S THAT GUY OVER THERE. 65 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,239 - IT IS THAT GUY. 66 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,908 - WAIT UP, GUY. 67 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:42,579 - THERE'S NO GUY. 68 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:47,793 - I'M SORRY THEY WANNA CANCEL YOUR BLOG. 69 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,920 - I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY. 70 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,421 - WELL, WHAT KIND OF THINGS DO YOU REPORT ON? 71 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,172 - YOU KNOW, SCHOOL NEWS. 72 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:54,883 LIKE LAST WEEK, I DID A REPORT 73 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,175 ABOUT THE LIBRARY BEING PAINTED. 74 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:57,678 - BORING! 75 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,471 - WHAT ELSE? 76 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,890 - UM, I DID A PIECE ABOUT PRINCIPAL EICHNER'S 77 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,142 NEW OFFICE MAKEOVER. 78 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:05,268 - [YAWNS] 79 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,314 - OH! I DID A THREE-PART SERIES ON CARPOOLING. 80 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,692 - WHICH WAS THREE PARTS TOO MANY. 81 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,819 - LOOK, IF YOU WANNA SAVE YOUR BLOG, 82 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,529 WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE IT ABOUT THE STUDENTS HERE? 83 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,781 YOU KNOW, LIKE ALL THE STUFF THAT GOES ON IN THEIR LIVES. 84 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:19,867 - YOU THINK? - SURE. 85 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,243 - OKAY, I COULD TRY THAT. 86 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:25,455 - GOOD. OH, AND, UH, 87 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,916 DON'T EAT THE SNOW UNLESS YOU WANNA BLEED INTERNALLY. 88 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,127 - OKAY. 89 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:31,461 SHE'S SO CUTE. 90 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,630 - A GIRL LIKE THAT WANTS A MAN, NOT A BOY. 91 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,674 - I'LL GET THERE. 92 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:40,387 - ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪ 93 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:42,056 ♪ FEELING LOST ♪ 94 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,557 ♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ 95 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:48,645 ♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪ 96 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,480 ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 97 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:51,857 ♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ 98 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,358 ♪ WITH WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪ 99 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,319 ♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ 100 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,947 ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW ♪ 101 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,490 ♪ YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪ 102 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:03,493 ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪ 103 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:07,831 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ 104 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,124 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪ 105 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,501 ♪ YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 106 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,378 ♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪ 107 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,713 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 108 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,049 ♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 109 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:21,678 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 110 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,891 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 111 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,059 ♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪ 112 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,560 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 113 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:35,567 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪ 114 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,447 [MUSIC] 115 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,367 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING ME TO INSIDE-OUT BURGER. 116 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:45,869 - WE'LL EAT LATER. 117 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,913 I WANNA SHOW YOU THE FOOTAGE I SHOT FOR MY BLOG. 118 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,915 - AND WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT THAT? 119 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,666 - 'CAUSE IF THIS INTERVIEW'S ANY GOOD, 120 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,710 IT MIGHT CONVINCE THE SENIORS TO LET ME KEEP DOING MY BLOG 121 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,003 ON THE SLAP. 122 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,131 - MAN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUB MY BACK? 123 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,340 - JUST WATCH, THIS IS QUALITY STUFF. 124 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,176 - HELLO. 125 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,385 Robbie: HI. 126 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,387 NOW, YOUR NAME IS... 127 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,223 - SINJIN VAN CLEEF. 128 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:10,227 - NOW SINJIN, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU COLLECT SOMETHING. 129 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,271 - YES. 130 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,067 - UM, WHAT DO YOU COLLECT? 131 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,318 - OH. 132 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,697 I COLLECT THESE. 133 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,574 - AND THOSE ARE... 134 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:28,536 - TEETH, FROM THE RELATIVES OF PAST PRESIDENTS. 135 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:29,579 - [SHUDDERING] 136 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:32,040 THAT'S CREEPY, MAN. - SHUSH. 137 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,708 SO TELL US ABOUT SOME OF YOUR TEETH. 138 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,628 - THIS TOOTH CAME FROM THE MOUTH OF A COUSIN 139 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,213 OF RONALD REAGAN. 140 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,965 - EWW! 141 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:43,177 - THIS TOOTH IS A MOLAR THAT CAME FROM THE MOUTH 142 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,095 OF JIMMY CARTER'S BROTHER BILLY. 143 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:48,098 - WOW, IT'S SO YELLOW. 144 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,516 - I KNOW. 145 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,726 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! - WHAT? 146 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,645 - LOOK, YOU SEE TORI IN THE BACKGROUND? 147 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,481 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSING ON MY INTERVIEW WITH SINJIN. 148 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,525 - SHUT UP, DING-BAT! 149 00:05:58,566 --> 00:05:59,734 REWIND THE VIDEO, 150 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,820 KILL THE VOLUME, ZOOM IN ON TORI 151 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,197 AND PLAY IT AGAIN. 152 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:06,741 [RECORDING REWINDING] 153 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,747 YEAH, NOW WATCH HER, WATCH HER. 154 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,584 HA! SHE'S SQUEEZIN' ON A PIMPLE. 155 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,377 HA, HA, HA, A ZIT. 156 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,547 - SO? - DUDE! 157 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,091 THAT'S THE KIND OF FUNK AMERICA WANTS TO SEE. 158 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:26,303 - HUH? - PEOPLE CAUGHT ON VIDEO. 159 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:29,348 PUT THAT ON YOUR STUPID BLOG IF YOU WANT IT TO BE POPULAR. 160 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,808 - TORI SQUEEZING A PIMPLE? 161 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:32,809 THAT'S JUST MEAN. 162 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,061 - IT'S NEWS, MAN. 163 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,937 COME ON ROB, YOU WANNA BE A LOSER 164 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,232 THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? 165 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,025 - I'M NOT A LOSER NOW. 166 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,819 - YEAH, WHAT WAS I THINKING? 167 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:48,407 [MUSIC] 168 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:55,623 Robbie: OKAY, NOW WATCH, 169 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,959 AND YOU'LL SEE TORI REACH FOR HER PIMPLE. 170 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:02,256 WAIT FOR IT, AND THERE IT IS, 171 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,631 THE SQUEEZING. 172 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,759 - EWW! 173 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,468 - SO GROSS. 174 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,179 - BECK, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT... 175 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:11,098 WAIT UP. - OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, 176 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,724 YA CAUGHT ME. WHAT? 177 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,142 - I WANNA SHOW YOU WHAT I GOT. 178 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,643 - SURE. 179 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:22,442 - OKAY, NOW, WALK TOWARDS ME. 180 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,987 CLOSER. 181 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,322 CLOSER. 182 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,532 [SIREN WAILING] - STEP AWAY! 183 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:33,036 YOU ARE TOO CLOSE TO THIS PERSON. 184 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,495 THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY. 185 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,539 - HEY, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 186 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,999 UH, WOULD YA TURN THAT OFF? 187 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,376 - MOVE BACK. 188 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:42,129 - IT'S THE WORLD'S BEST ALARM NECKLACE. 189 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,840 OH, AND LOOK! 190 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,968 THE WORLD'S BRIGHTEST KEY CHAIN. 191 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,636 - YEAH, OW, OKAY. 192 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:51,846 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S BRIGHT, YOU CAN TURN THAT OFF NOW. 193 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:52,889 - TOO BRIGHT? 194 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,682 - NO, I LOVED THAT. 195 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:58,728 UM, YOU THINK MAYBE YOU'RE BUYING, YOU KNOW, 196 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,688 TOO MANY THINGS FROM SKY STORE? 197 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,316 - NO. 198 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,318 OH, HEY, UH, 199 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,986 CAN I BORROW SOME MONEY FOR LUNCH? 200 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,904 - UH, YEAH, HOW MUCH? 201 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,823 - $49.95 PLUS SHIPPING? 202 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,743 - NO, I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO RAIN. 203 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,913 - HEY, ROBBIE. - ROBBIE. 204 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,915 - OH, HI. - THESLAP.COM. 205 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,501 - THAT THING YOU DID ON TORI WAS HILARIOUS. 206 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:22,919 - YOU LIKED MY PIMPLE PIECE? 207 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,171 - AWESOME. - ROCKED. 208 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,964 - THANKS. 209 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,675 - OH, HEY, FUNNY STUFF ON THE SLAP. 210 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:31,178 - YOU LIKED IT? - LOVED. 211 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,305 - UH-HUH. 212 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,431 - HEY, SHAPIRO. 213 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:35,932 OVER HERE. 214 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,642 - PLEASE DON'T EMBARRASS ME. 215 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,270 - YOU'RE THE EMBARRASSMENT IN OUR RELATIONSHIP. 216 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,147 - HI, YOU GUYS. 217 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,358 LISTEN, I PUT A NEW PIECE UP ON THE SLAP LAST NIGHT-- 218 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:47,110 - ROBBIE. - WE'RE NOT KICKING YOU OFF THE SLAP. 219 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,569 - YOU'RE NOT? - DUDE, 220 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,447 THAT PIECE YOU POSTED ABOUT TORI'S PIMPLE-- 221 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,199 - MY PIMPLE POST? 222 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,242 - TONS OF VIEWS SO FAR. 223 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,952 - TONS? - IT'S TRENDING. 224 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,578 - FOR REAL? 225 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,706 - YEAH. YOU KEEP POSTING STUFF LIKE THAT, 226 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,749 YOU CAN BE ON THE SLAP AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. 227 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:02,792 - WOW. 228 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,378 - AND IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, 229 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,380 WE'LL LET YOU BOSS AROUND THE NINTH GRADERS. 230 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,131 - THE SLAP APPRENTICES? 231 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:10,133 - WHATEVER YA NEED. - GREAT WORK, ROB. 232 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,801 - KEEP IT HOT. 233 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,887 - I'M A HIT! 234 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,597 - HEH-HEH, YEAH. - ROBBIE! 235 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,766 - YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET HIT. - OH! 236 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,770 OH! 237 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:26,316 UH, HEY YA, TORI. HOW ARE THINGS? 238 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:28,609 - I SEE YOU'RE STILL ROCKIN' THAT CHIN ZIT. 239 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,571 YOU HIT ME, I'LL SUE. 240 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:34,115 - HOW COULD YOU POST THAT VIDEO OF ME SQUEEZING MY PIMPLE? 241 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,743 - YOU TOLD ME TO MAKE MY BLOG ABOUT THE STUDENTS, 242 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:38,578 THE STUFF THAT GOES ON IN THEIR LIVES. 243 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:41,122 - YEAH, NOT THE STUFF THAT GROWS ON MY FACE. 244 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:44,000 - BUT IT'S REALLY POPULAR. 245 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,710 - I TOLD YOU TO DO STORIES 246 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,337 ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN STUDENTS' LIVES, 247 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,256 NOT TO EMBARRASS AND DEGRADE PEOPLE. 248 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,757 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, 249 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:53,218 IS BEING POPULAR THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU? 250 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:58,390 - WELCOME TO "ROBARAZZI," STARRING ROBBIE SHAPIRO. 251 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:00,934 ROBARAZZI, YOUR HOME FOR UP-TO-THE-MINUTE, 252 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,727 TASTY GOSSIP ABOUT THE STUDENTS 253 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,895 AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS... 254 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,313 "ROBARAZZI," 255 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,524 STARRING ROBBIE SHAPIRO. 256 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:09,526 - OH, MY GOD. 257 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:11,027 - COMING UP ON "ROBARAZZI," 258 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,653 TORI VEGA'S PIMPLE-- 259 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:16,032 SHRINKING OR GROWING? 260 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,201 - DON'T TOUCH IT! 261 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,537 - ALSO, DOES ANDRE HARRIS 262 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:23,998 HAVE A KETCHUP PROBLEM? HMM? 263 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:28,211 DOES SINJIN VAN CLEEF STEAL FAMOUS TEETH? 264 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,712 PROBABLY. 265 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:33,216 IS IT SPLITSVILLE FOR BECK AND JADE? 266 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,676 ALL THIS, AND TONS MORE ON... 267 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,803 "ROBARAZZI," 268 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:39,306 STARRING ROBBIE SHAPIRO. 269 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,724 - HE'S A DEAD MAN. - BECK AND I 270 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,351 AREN'T SPLITTING UP. - WELL... 271 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,769 - DUDE... - KIDDING. 272 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,188 - I USE AN APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF KETCHUP. 273 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,940 - LET'S GO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW. 274 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,445 CAT, ARE YOU COMING? 275 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,821 - OH, MY GOD! 276 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,324 UNDERWEAR THAT FLOATS! 277 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:07,375 - OKAY, WHAT DO WE GOT, WHAT DO WE GOT? 278 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,377 - UM, I GOT CAT RECEIVING ANOTHER ORDER 279 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,171 FROM THAT SKY STORE CATALOG THING. 280 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:14,508 - WHOA, ISN'T THAT LIKE HER FIFTH DELIVERY THIS WEEK? 281 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,842 - YEAH, CHICK'S OUTTA CONTROL. 282 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,218 boy: NO DOUBT. 283 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,430 - NO! THERE WERE SUPPOSED 284 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,556 TO BE TWO PACKAGES. 285 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,600 - I ONLY GOT ONE. 286 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,852 - IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GET HERE ON-- 287 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:28,563 HEY, WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING THIS? 288 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,730 WHO ARE YOU WITH? 289 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,525 boy: "ROBARAZZI". - OH! 290 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:34,735 - OOH. GIRL'S GOT A PROBLEM. 291 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,404 - NO DOUBT. 292 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,406 - AND, UH, I'M GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE AND SAY 293 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,825 THAT'S PROBABLY NOT HER NATURAL HAIR COLOR. 294 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,494 [LAUGHTER] 295 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,162 - FUNNY STUFF, ROB. 296 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,623 - OKAY, WHAT ELSE WE GOT? 297 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:48,958 - HEY! - I DON'T USE ANY MORE KETCHUP 298 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,294 THAN THE NEXT GUY. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 299 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,380 COME ON, YOU GUYS, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF TAPING MY SHOW. 300 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,257 - BECK AND I ARE NOT "SPLITSVILLE". - WELL... 301 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,678 - IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT? - KIDDING. 302 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,471 - UH, ARE YOU GUYS GETTING THIS? 303 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,306 'CAUSE THIS IS REALLY GREAT STUFF. 304 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,433 - ROBBIE! YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE ANY FRIENDS LEFT 305 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,686 IF YOU KEEP EXPLOITING US FOR YOUR DUMB BLOG. 306 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:11,147 - OKAY, WE HAVE TORI 307 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:15,068 F-HAHA-REAKING OUT. 308 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,194 - IS HE SERIOUS? 309 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,529 - REALLY? - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 310 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,907 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 311 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,622 - STOP! 312 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,124 THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. 313 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,211 ARE YOU GONNA STOP THIS ROBARAZZI THING OR NOT? 314 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,882 - COMING UP ON "ROBARAZZI," 315 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,468 TORI, ANDRE, BECK, JADE, 316 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:43,888 ALL CAUGHT ON A PSYCHOTIC RAMPAGE. 317 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,016 [VOICES IN SLOW-MOTION] 318 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,358 IS ANYONE SAFE? 319 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,153 - [GROWLING] 320 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:05,159 [MUSIC] 321 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,258 - UGH, I AM SO MAD AT ROBBIE. 322 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,136 I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE'S STARING AT MY PIMPLE. 323 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,471 - EVERYONE IS. 324 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,889 - HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? 325 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,683 FIVE PEOPLE TODAY HAVE ASKED ME 326 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,185 ABOUT MY KETCHUP ADDICTION. 327 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,063 ONE KID CALLED ME "MISTER KETCHUP". 328 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,691 - IT'S ALL TORI'S FAULT. - REALLY? 329 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,985 - THEY WERE ABOUT TO KICK ROBBIE OFF THE SLAP. 330 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,403 YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOLD HIM TO START 331 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,820 REPORTING ON OUR PERSONAL LIVES. 332 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,323 THEN YOU GAVE HIM IDEAS BY LETTING HIM 333 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,325 SHOOT VIDEO OF YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR PIMPLE. 334 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,702 GIMME THE SALT. 335 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,331 - HEY ANDRE, WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED THIS. 336 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,999 SAVE SOME FOR DINNER. 337 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,797 - I DO NOT HAVE A KETCHUP PROBLEM! 338 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:02,216 - ANDRE, ANDRE, RIGHT HERE. - HEY! 339 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,885 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? GET OUT OF HERE. GO! 340 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,472 - WHO WERE THEY? - ROBARAZZIS. 341 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,724 - ROBBIE'S LITTLE NINTH-GRADE PHOTOGRAPHERS. 342 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,018 - AW, MAN, NOW ROBBIE'S GOT PICS OF ME WITH THIS 343 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,687 INDUSTRIAL-SIZE KETCHUP. 344 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,939 WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING. - CLEARLY. 345 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,191 - I THINK WE JUST HAVE TO SHOW ROBBIE 346 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,484 THAT WE'RE NOT GONNA BE HIS FRIENDS 347 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,901 UNTIL HE STOPS EMBARRASSING EVERYBODY. 348 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,780 - [CHUCKLING] 349 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,281 - THAT'S FROM THE SKY STORE? 350 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,241 - UH-HUH. - WHAT IS IT? 351 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,744 - IT'S THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL PORTABLE JUICER, 352 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,579 FOR JUICING ON THE GO. 353 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,791 - YOU'RE SO SCREWED UP. 354 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,418 - NO, IT'S REALLY COOL. LOOK IT... 355 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,471 [CAT GIGGLING] 356 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,224 - SEE? 357 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,478 - YOU JUICED MY PIZZA. 358 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,481 - WHY CHEW WHAT YOU CAN DRINK? 359 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,776 - WHAT'S UP, MY PEEPS? 360 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,779 HOW'S EVERYONE DOIN' THIS FINE DAY? 361 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,867 DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT MUCH KETCHUP? 362 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,870 HEY. 363 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,788 WAIT, JADE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 364 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,039 JADE! 365 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,000 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? 366 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,252 - STOP EMBARRASSING US 367 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,795 ON YOUR DUMB ROBARAZZI BLOG. 368 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:24,006 - SERIOUSLY, ROB, IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, OKAY? 369 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,634 - YOU GUYS EMBARRASS YOURSELVES. 370 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,763 I JUST GET IT ON TAPE AND SHOW THE WORLD. 371 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,014 - WELL, WE DON'T WANNA BE YOUR FRIENDS TILL YOU STOP. 372 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,059 - FINE-- LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE WANNA BE MY FRIENDS, 373 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,729 SMART AND ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE. 374 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,980 SEE YA ON THE WEB. 375 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,277 - DO YOU WANT ME TO JUICE YOUR BAGEL? 376 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,070 - I REALLY DON'T. 377 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,034 [MUSIC] 378 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,996 - [SQUEALS] 379 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,332 [WHIRRING, BEEPS] 380 00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,542 AH! 381 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,170 YAY. 382 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,173 - CAT... - OH, HEY, LANE. 383 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,550 - YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE 384 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,718 IN YOUR IMPROV CLASS RIGHT NOW? 385 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,344 - OH, SORRY, I JUST GOT 386 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,054 THIS NEW THING FROM SKY STORE, AND-- 387 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,640 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, SOME TEACHERS AND STUDENTS HERE 388 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,683 THINK YOU'RE BUYING TOO MANY THINGS FROM SKY STORE. 389 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,060 I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN BORROWING MONEY FROM PEOPLE? 390 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,353 - TCH, NOT ANYMORE. 391 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,689 I STARTED USING MY PARENTS' CREDIT CARD. 392 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,442 - OKAY, BUT STILL... - YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 393 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,526 - NO, AND I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME, I'VE GOT-- 394 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,654 - IT'S THE BALL FRESHENER. 395 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,865 - CAT, I THINK WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS, 'CAUSE-- 396 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,033 - SEE THIS FILTHY, ICKY TENNIS BALL? 397 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,786 - YEAH. 398 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,036 - LOOK IT. 399 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,253 FRESH AS A DAISY. 400 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,548 - DO YOU EVEN PLAY TENNIS? 401 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,468 - NO, BUT I'M GONNA LEARN 402 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,138 WITH THE WORLD'S THINNEST TENNIS RACQUET. 403 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:57,099 - CAT, DOES A PERSON REALLY NEED TO HAVE 404 00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,394 A TENNIS RACQUET THAT-- WOW, IT'S SO LIGHT. 405 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,147 [MUSIC] 406 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,901 [PHONE RINGING] 407 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:13,073 - WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY IS YOUR NUMBER BLOCKED? 408 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,993 JADE? 409 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,454 WAIT. JADE, I DIDN'T-- 410 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,623 WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME? 411 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,709 HOW IS IT MY FAULT THAT ROBBIE-- 412 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,711 JADE, OKAY, OKAY, YES. 413 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,963 I'LL WATCH IT, RIGHT NOW. 414 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,473 - WELCOME TO "ROBARAZZI," 415 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,601 STARRING ROBBIE SHAPIRO. 416 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,437 WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU GOT WHAT? 417 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,106 - I GOT BECK AND JADE IN THE FRONT SEAT OF BECK'S CAR, 418 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,776 AND YOU NEED TO SEE THIS. 419 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,614 - COME ON, LET'S JUST GO, IT'LL BE FUN. 420 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:56,325 - NO... - WHY NOT? 421 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,036 - 'CAUSE I DIDN'T SHOWER THIS MORNING, 422 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,914 AND I HAD TUNA FISH FOR LUNCH, AND-- 423 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,456 THERE'S A DUDE IN THE BACK SEAT. 424 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,250 - WHAT THE-- HEY, MAN! - GET OUT! 425 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,919 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS MY CAR. 426 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,254 - I'M GONNA KILL YOU. DO YOU BELIEVE THIS? 427 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,509 - HEY, TOR. - HI, MOM. 428 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:17,096 - TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT. - WHY? 429 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,348 - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SHAVED UNDER YOUR ARMS? 430 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,308 - I DUNNO, LAST NIGHT, THIS MORNING? 431 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,979 - ARE YOU STUBBLY YET? - UH, MAYBE A LITTLE. 432 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,856 - OH, GOOD. SHIRT OFF, COME ON. 433 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:30,150 - OKAY. YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 434 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,236 - I FOUND THIS NEW DEPILATORY CREAM FROM SWEDEN, 435 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,405 AND IT TOTALLY MADE ME THINK OF YOU. 436 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,241 - WHY ME? - DEPILA-TORI? 437 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:41,120 - OH, MY GOD. - OKAY, ARMS UP, ALL THE WAY. 438 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,456 ALL RIGHT. 439 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,667 NOW, WE JUST SMEAR THIS STUFF 440 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:50,671 UNDER BOTH YOUR ARMS, 441 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:52,172 AND IN 15 MINUTES, 442 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,258 YOUR PITS WILL BE SMOOTH AS A BABY'S BUTT. 443 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,176 - I CAN'T WAIT. 444 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,471 - WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE YOU'RE IN A WEIRD MOOD? 445 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,390 - 'CAUSE-- YOU KNOW MY FRIEND ROBBIE? 446 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,767 - GLASSES, PUPPET, AFRO? 447 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,102 - YEAH. 448 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,646 HE STARTED DOING THIS ONLINE BLOG THING-- 449 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,981 - TORI! - HEY, WHO'S OUT THERE? 450 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,231 - OH. - HEY! 451 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,691 HEY, GET OUT OF HERE. - ARMS UP. 452 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,652 - GO, GET AWAY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 453 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,236 GO, GET OFF MY PATIO! 454 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,073 CAN YOU BELIEVE-- - KEEP YOUR ARMS UP. 455 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,033 - THEY'RE UP. 456 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,910 OKAY, I NEED TO PUT AN END TO THIS NOW. 457 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,286 - END TO WHAT? 458 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,914 WHY DO THOSE KIDS WANT PICTURES OF YOU? 459 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:28,084 [MUSIC] 460 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,715 - WHAT UP WITH TORI VEGA'S ARMPITS? 461 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,885 [MUSIC] 462 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,398 - WHERE ARE THEY? - PATIENCE. 463 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,067 - BUT THEY FINISHED GYM 10 MINUTES AGO. 464 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,819 - IT TAKES TIME TO GET FROM THE LOCKER ROOM 465 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,320 ALL THE WAY HERE. 466 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,822 HEY, DID THAT PIT CREAM WORK? 467 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,866 - NEVER SPEAK OF IT. 468 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:06,080 - OOH! TURN IT ON, TURN IT ON. 469 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,665 - WE GOT HIM. - HE'S RIGHT BEHIND US. 470 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,917 - IT'S NOT FUNNY! YOU GUYS BETTER 471 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,585 GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES, OR I SWEAR I'LL-- 472 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,629 AH! TURN OFF THE CAMERA! 473 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,464 - WHY? YOU LOOK SO CUTE. 474 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,383 - DANCE FOR US, ROBBIE. 475 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:19,301 - GIMME BACK MY CLOTHES! 476 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,678 - SHOULD WE? 477 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,764 - NO. - NAH. 478 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,059 - YEAH, I THINK WE NEED TO PUT THIS VIDEO ONLINE. 479 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,935 - WHAT? NO. - SORRY. 480 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,063 - THE PEOPLE WANNA SEE WHAT THE PEOPLE WANNA SEE. 481 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,940 - YOU CANNOT PUT THIS VIDEO ONLINE. 482 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,193 - OKAY. - NO PROBLEM. 483 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,318 - WE'LL KILL THE VIDEO. 484 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,445 - AS LONG AS YOU KILL ROBARAZZI. 485 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,488 - WHAT? NO! 486 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,908 - YES. - MY BLOG IS A HIT! 487 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,617 - ALL RIGHT, THEN I'M JUST GONNA ZOOM IN RIGHT HERE. 488 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:44,869 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, DON'T. 489 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,245 - ARE YOU GONNA STOP? 490 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,789 - WELL, IF I DON'T DO ROBARAZZI, 491 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:51,500 WHAT AM I GONNA DO FOR MY BLOG ON THE SLAP? 492 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:58,758 LOW FAT RECIPES. 493 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,260 OKAY, WHAT DO WE GOT, WHAT DO WE GOT? 494 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:03,846 - UH, I GOT A LASAGNA WITH ONLY 90 CALORIES 495 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,014 AND FOUR GRAMS OF FAT. 496 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,433 - OOH, LASAGNA. WHAT ELSE? 497 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,602 - I GOT BAKED ONION RINGS, TWO POINTS. 498 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,063 - MUST HAVE A LOT OF FIBER. GO. 499 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,899 - I FOUND A NON-FAT BLUEBERRY MUFFIN RECIPE. 500 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,651 - B-B MUFFINS, NOW THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS. 501 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:21,280 - WAIT'LL YOU TASTE 'EM. - UH, YOU TASTE 'EM. 502 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,490 [LAUGHTER] 503 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,788 [MUSIC] 504 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,552 - COME ON, LEMME HAVE IT. 505 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,388 - BUT MAYBE I CAN TALK MY PARENTS INTO GIVING ME 506 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:49,016 MY CREDIT CARD BACK. - CAT... 507 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,643 - IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO SKY STORE. 508 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,020 - DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S THE BEST THING TO DO? 509 00:21:58,734 --> 00:21:59,902 - [SQUEALS] 510 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:04,573 [SQUEALS] 511 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,326 - LOOK, I KNOW IT HURTS NOW, 512 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:08,535 BUT YOU'LL FEEL BETTER SOON. 513 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,037 - I KNOW. 514 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,497 - WANNA COME HANG FOR A WHILE? 515 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,082 - NAH, THANKS. 516 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,875 I JUST WANNA SIT HERE. 517 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,169 - OKAY. 518 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,045 BYE. 519 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,546 - SEE YA, SPORT. 520 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:28,514 [SINJIN HUMMING] 521 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,019 - HEY, SINJIN. 522 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,478 - YES? 523 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,314 - DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 524 00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:37,397 - NO. 525 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:40,442 - YOU HAVE A CREDIT CARD? 526 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,778 - YEAH... 527 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:45,948 - WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME SOMETIME? 528 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,868 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 529 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,495 - OKAY, I'LL GO BUY A PHONE. 530 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:00,420 - OH, MY GOD, A LITTER BOX 531 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,048 THAT PLAYS CLASSICAL MUSIC. 532 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,507 [SQUEALS] 533 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:08,054 [CLASSICAL MUSIC, KITTEN MEWING] 534 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,199 - MMM! 535 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,869 Cat: - FRESH AS A DAISY. 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