- READY? ACTION.
- UH, I DON'T KNOW.
- OH, COME ON!
WHY CAN'T YOU ADMIT THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME?
- WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME?
- BECAUSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
LOOK AT YOUR FACE IN THE MOONLIGHT.
- I CAN'T. - YOU CAN.
- NO, A PERSON CAN'T LOOK AT THEIR OWN FACE.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
- THEN MARRY ME, AND I'LL BUY YOU A THOUSAND MIRRORS.
- BUT THAT'S SO MANY.
- MY FATHER'S A BILLIONAIRE.
I CAN GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER WANTED,
AND I'M VERY GOOD-LOOKING.
- MM... YEAH.
- THINK.
- AND LIGHTS GO.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- IT'S OKAY THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.
- BUT YOU DESERVE AN ANSWER.
- I CAN WAIT.
FOR YOU, I WOULD WAIT A THOUSAND YEARS.
- BUT THAT'S SO MANY.
- I KNOW I'M POOR.
I KNOW I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO OFFER,
BUT... I DO LOVE YOU.
- BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL?
- I DON'T LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
- WHOA.
[DISCO MUSIC]
- WHAT UP WITH THE DISCO?!
- I'M SORRY. I HIT THE WRONG THING.
- NO, 15 YEARS AGO,
YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!
- ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T WE TAKE A BREAK?
TORI, BECK, YOU GUYS WERE GREAT. REALLY NICE STUFF.
- [TORI] THANKS. - HOW WAS I?
- I'VE SEEN WORSE.
- UH, GUYS, GUYS, EVERYONE SHUT UP A SECOND.
- WHATCHA GOT? - AN E-MAIL FROM PRINCIPAL EICHNER.
- THAT SAYS?
- "TO ALL STUDENTS INVOLVED IN OUR SCHOOL'S
"PRODUCTION OF UPTOWN DOWNTOWN,
"SOFIA MICHELLE WILL BE IN LOS ANGELES
"THE WEEKEND OF THE 17th AND WILL BE
PERSONALLY ATTENDING YOUR OPENING-NIGHT PERFORMANCE."
- OH. - THAT'S AMAZING.
- OH, MY GOD.
- WHO'S SOFIA MICHELLE?
- OH, NO, NO, NO.
- WHAT? - SHE GETS TO BE THE LEAD,
AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO SOFIA MICHELLE IS.
- WAIT, IS SHE THE LADY WHO DOES THOSE INFOMERCIALS
WITH THE VIBRATING HAIRBRUSH?
- I LOVE THAT HAIRBRUSH.
- LOOK AT THE COVER OF YOUR SCRIPT.
- OH, SOFIA MICHELLE WROTE THE PLAY WE'RE DOING.
- OHHH.
- SHE'S LIKE THE BIGGEST PLAYWRIGHT ON BROADWAY.
- OH, YEAH, TOTALLY. - SHE'S HUGE.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, WE KNEW WE HAD TO BE GREAT.
NOW WE HAVE TO BE PERFECT.
WE ARE NOT GONNA DISAPPOINT SOFIA MICHELLE.
- AND YOU'RE SURE YOU WANT ROBBIE IN THIS PLAY?
- I'M GOOD. - AT WHAT?
- I HAVE TO GO TAKE ANOTHER NERVE PILL.
[DISCO MUSIC]
- WILL YOU KILL THE DISCO?!
- NO ONE CAN KILL DISCO!
[HAIRBRUSH VIBRATING]
[MUSIC]
- ♪ HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ FEELIN' LOST ♪
♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN ♪
♪ TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪
♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪
♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW ♪
♪ YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR... ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪
♪ YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
- CAT? CAT?
HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN CAT?
AAH!
- IT'S JUST SPECIAL EFFECTS MAKEUP.
- OH, WELL, THAT IS SPECIAL,
AND I HAVE BEEN AFFECTED.
YO, CAT. - OH, HEY, TORI.
- WE DOING LUNCH?
- UH, YEAH, JUST A SEC.
I'M ALMOST FINISHED WITH MY ASSIGNMENT.
- OOH, WHAT'S THE ASSIGNMENT?
- TO TRANSFORM A HUMAN FACE INTO A TERRIFYING MONSTER.
WANNA SEE?
- TERRIFY ME.
- ISN'T HE SCARY?
- NO, HE'S KIND OF ADORABLE.
- AW, MAN, YOU MADE ME CUTE.
YOU'RE THE WORST.
- WELL, LET ME TRY AGAIN AFTER SCHOOL.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M DONE WITH YOU.
- NO, BUT WAIT. YOU CAN'T JUST--
- DONE WITH YOU.
- OH, THAT'S THE THIRD MODEL WHO'S QUIT ON ME.
I'M GONNA GET AN "F" IN MAKEUP.
- AWW, THAT BITES. LET'S GO GET AN "A" IN LUNCH.
- WAIT.
- NO. - I JUST NEED--
- I'M NOT GONNA BE YOUR MONSTER MAKEUP MODEL.
- BUT IF I DON'T TRANSFORM
SOMEONE'S FACE INTO A HIDEOUS MONSTER
BY MONDAY, I'M GONNA FAIL THIS CLASS.
- AND IF I DON'T CRAM A TURKEY SANDWICH DOWN MY THROAT,
I'M GONNA FAIL NOT STARVING TO DEATH.
- OH, COME ON.
WE CAN DO IT TONIGHT, TOMORROW NIGHT,
WHENEVER YOU WANT. - I'M IN A HUGE PLAY.
I HAVE TO LEARN ALL MY LINES AND FIVE SONGS.
- TORI. - CAT.
- AH, YOU HAVE TO DO IT. - NO, I'M NOT DOING IT.
- I'M DESPERATE. - OKAY, FINE, I'LL DO IT.
- YAY.
- BUT YOU'RE BUYING MY LUNCH.
- OH. - LET'S GO.
[MUSIC]
♪ SUDDENLY, MY CHOICE IS CLEAR ♪
- [CHUCKLES] NICE, NOW SING IT LIKE AN OLD JAZZ SINGER.
- WHY?
- TO AMUSE ME. - AHEM.
[RASPY VOICE] ♪ SUDDENLY, MY CHOICE IS CLEAR ♪
[RASPY VOICE] - ♪ CLEAR ♪
- COME ON, BE A MAN. ♪ CLEAR ♪
- ♪ CLEAR ♪
- [CHUCKLES] NOW I'M AMUSED.
- HEY, IT'S ALMOST 8:00. ARE YOU GETTING HUNGRY?
- YEAH, WANT ME TO GO PICK UP A PIZZA?
- YEAH, SURE. LET'S GET A LARGE PEPPERONI.
[DOORBELL]
- COMING.
- MAKEUP TIME.
- HEY, CAT.
- WHERE SHOULD I SET UP? - KITCHEN TABLE.
- [GASPS] OOH, I LOVE KITCHENS.
HEY, ANDRE. - 'SUP, LITTLE RED?
- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
- UH, I DON'T KNOW.
LITTLE RED: YOU'RE LITTLE AND YOU GOT RED HAIR?
- OH, THAT'S SO CREATIVE.
DO TORI NOW.
- CAN WE JUST GET THIS WHOLE MONSTER MAKEUP THING OVER WITH?
- SURE, LET'S GET STARTED.
HEY, CAN ANDRE BE MY ASSISTANT?
- YOU CAN ASK HIM. - ANDRE, YOU WANNA HELP ME
PUT MONSTER MAKEUP ON TORI'S FACE?
- BYE.
- MAYBE HE HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM.
- IN MY FRONT YARD?
- WELL, SOMETIMES MY BROTHER--
- MAKEUP TIME.
- READY?
- YEP, SHOW ME ME.
WOW, LOOK AT ME.
I'M HIDEOUS.
- OH, YOU REALLY THINK SO?
- YEAH, I TOTALLY LOOK LIKE A ZOMBIE.
- YAY, I'M NOT A FAILURE.
- OH, HEY, LET'S GO SCARE MY SISTER.
- OKAY.
- TRINA, COME SEE SOMETHING.
- IS IT FOR ME?
- YEAH, SURE.
- WHERE'S TORI?
[GASPS] DID THEY DELIVER MY VIBRATING HAIRBRUSH?
- GRAAAARRR!
OH, COME ON.
HOW COULD YOU NOT BE SCARED BY THIS?
- I'VE SEEN OUR GRANDMOTHER NAKED.
NOTHING SCARES ME ANYMORE.
- COME ON, LET ME GET SOME PICS OF YOUR FACE.
- 'KAY. - I WANT SOME APPLE JUICE.
- THEN, GO GET SOME.
- FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF.
- OKAY, COME OVER HERE INTO THE LIGHT.
- OKAY.
- [CHUCKLES] - WHOA-RRR.
- UH, WHAT IS THIS FOR?
- OH, THAT'S GLUE.
- YEAH, BUT WHY IS IT WITH YOUR MAKEUP SUPPLIES?
- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
- THIS IS GRIZZLY GLUE.
IT'S LIKE AN INDUSTRIAL CEMENT.
- HEH?
- CAT...
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T USE THIS ON TORI'S FACE.
- UH...
- GIVE ME THAT!
"FOR INDUSTRIAL USE ONLY.
CAUTION: AVOID CONTACT WITH SKIN."
CAT! - I'M SORRY.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU USE DERMAGLUE?
- I RAN OUT, SO I GOT THAT
OUT OF MY DAD'S TOOLBOX.
- CAT! - ARE YOU INSANE?!
- WILL IT COME OFF? - I DON'T KNOW.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU READ THE LABEL?
- 'CAUSE I GOT DISTRACTED
BY THE PICTURE OF THE CUTE GRIZZLY BEAR.
I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM. HE'S LIKE A FUZZY LITTLE--
- CAT! - HEY!
- I'M SORRY!
- OW. OW! OW, OW, OW, OW!
- UGH, THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK. - UH-UH.
- YOU GUYS, I'M PLAYING THE LEAD
IN A BIG MUSICAL TOMORROW NIGHT, AND MY CHARACTER
IS SUPPOSED TO BE BEAUTIFUL.
- WELL, YOU DO NOT LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- WHAT?
- [SCREAMING]
[ALL SHOUTING]
- LOOK, WORSE COMES TO WORSE, YOU POSTPONE THE PLAY.
- NO, I CAN'T. SOFIA MICHELLE IS COMING TO SEE IT.
- OH, WOW, THAT'S SO EXCITING.
- NO, IT'S NOT. - WHY NOT?
- 'CAUSE I'M A ROTTING ZOMBIE, THAT'S WHY!
- I DIDN'T MEAN TO. - SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - I GOT PIZZA.
[ALL SHOUTING]
BYE.
- I'M SORRY.
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
- RIGHT, IT'S ON HER SKIN.
- YEAH, GRIZZLY GLUE.
- IT WON'T COME OFF!
AND MY NOSE ITCHES AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? - THE DOCTOR, SHH.
- WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? - THE GLUE COMPANY, SHH.
NO, NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
IT'S ALL OVER HER FACE.
- WELL, SHOULD I TAKE HER TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM?
- I DIDN'T READ THE LABEL. DON'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD.
- OKAY, I'LL TELL TORI. - WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
- UH, LISTEN, WHILE I'VE GOT YOU ON THE PHONE,
WOULD I NEED MY PARENTS' PERMISSION
TO HAVE MINOR COSMETIC SURGERY?
- TRINA, HANG UP.
- I GOTTA GO.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?
- THAT I HAVE TO BE 18 BEFORE HE CAN MAKE--
- ABOUT ME!
CAN HE GET THIS ZOMBIE MAKEUP OFF MY FACE?
- OH. NO.
- UGH! WELL, DID YOU TELL HIM
I'M STARRING IN A PLAY TOMORROW NIGHT
THAT WAS WRITTEN BY SOFIA MICHELLE,
AND THAT SOFIA MICHELLE IS GONNA BE THERE
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE BEAUTIFUL AND NOT LOOK
LIKE A WALKING DEAD PERSON WHO WANTS TO EAT PEOPLE'S BRAINS?!
UGH. - REALLY? YOU DO?
- THEY DO? THEY DO WHAT? WHAT THEY DO?
- THEY MAKE A SOLVENT THAT'S SAFE FOR SKIN.
- WELL, WHERE DO WE GET IT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- ASK THE MAN!
- IT'S A LADY.
- ASK HER.
- HI, GAIL, IT'S CAT, YEAH.
UM, WHERE CAN I BUY THE SOLVENT?
UH-HUH. UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
'KAY, BYE.
- WELL?
- OH, THEY DON'T SELL IT IN STORES.
- BUT, UH--WELL, THEN-- - WE JUST HAVE TO DRIVE
TO GRIZZLY INDUSTRIES AND GET IT THERE.
- OKAY, SO WHERE'S GRIZZLY?
- BAKERSFIELD. - BAKERSFIELD?
- RELAX, THAT'S ONLY LIKE TWO HOURS FROM HERE.
I COULD DRIVE YOU THERE TOMORROW.
- WHEN? I HAVE SCHOOL UNTIL 3:00,
AND THEN I HAVE FINAL REHEARSAL AND THEN I HAVE TO DO THE PLAY.
- CALM DOWN. AFTER SCHOOL,
I'LL GO WITH TRINA TO BAKERSFIELD,
PICK UP THE SOLVENT, DRIVE BACK,
AND GET THE MAKEUP OFF YOUR FACE BEFORE THE PLAY STARTS.
- OKAY, OKAY, THAT SOUNDS--
[DOORBELL] AUGH, WHO'S THAT?
WHAT?!
- AAH!
- WAIT, I WANT COOKIES.
[MUSIC]
♪ SUDDENLY I CAN SEE WHAT I DIDN'T BEFORE ♪
♪ AND I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY ANYMORE ♪
♪ 'CUZ I'M FALLIN' FALLIN' ♪
♪ FINALLY FALLIN' FALLIN' ♪
- 5...6...7...8.
[APPLAUSE]
- THAT WAS DYNAMITE!
EXCEPT ROBBIE.
IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR PANTS?
- NO. WHY, WAS I DANCING WEIRD?
- UH, NO, IT WAS GREAT.
NOW, EVERYONE, GO GET SOME WATER,
HYDRATE AND REST UP FOR THE SHOW.
TORI.
- YEAH, WHAT'S UP?
- YOUR FACE. IT'S STILL HIDEOUS.
- I KNOW, BUT MY SISTER AND CAT
ARE ALREADY ON THEIR WAY BACK HERE FROM BAKERSFIELD
WITH THE SOLVENT. - YOU'RE SURE?
- UH--TOTALLY, YES.
- ALL RIGHT.
- OH.
- UM, TRINA, MAYBE YOU SHOULD PULL OVER
IF YOU'RE GONNA PUT ON LIP GLOSS.
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK LESS.
- THAT'S WHAT MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS.
[HORN HONKING]
- SHUT UP! [HONKS]
YEAH, I GOT A HORN TOO, BUDDY!
[HONKING]
[PHONE RINGING]
- OH, I THINK THAT'S YOUR PHONE.
- I KNOW, FIND IT. - OKAY.
- COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
[PHONE RINGING]
LOOK UNDER THE SEAT.
- YOU'RE BOSSY.
[HORN HONKS]
- OW!
WATCH THE GIRLS.
- FOUND YOUR PHONE.
- THEN ANSWER IT.
- HI. TRINA'S PHONE.
- ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY BACK WITH THE SOLVENT?
TELL ME YOU'RE ON THE WAY BACK WITH THE SOLVENT.
- WHO'S CALLING?
- IT'S TORI.
- OH, HEY, TORI.
- OH, PUT HER ON SPEAKER.
- KAY-KAY.
TORI, YOU'RE ON SPEAKER.
TRINA IS ALSO IN THE CAR.
- WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
- RELAX, WE'RE ALMOST AT THE FACTORY.
- THE FACT-- YOU'RE NOT EVEN THERE YET?
THE SHOW STARTS IN LIKE TWO HOURS.
- WE'LL MAKE IT.
- OH, PUNCH BUGGY BLUE.
- DUDE!
- OW!
[HORN HONKING] - SHUT UP!
[TORI] - LISTEN TO ME.
IF YOU TWO MORONS AREN'T BACK HERE BEFORE THE PLAY STARTS
AND I HAVE TO GO ONSTAGE LOOKING LIKE A ZOMBIE,
I'M GONNA PUNCH BOTH YOUR BUGGIES. DO YOU--?
I LOVE YOU TOO, GRANDMA. THANKS FOR THE QUILT.
- QUILT? [HORN HONKING]
SHUT UP! [HORN HONKS]
[MUSIC]
- HI, MISS MICHELLE. I'M MARTY, THE DIRECTOR.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. - SOFIA.
- OH, I'M LANE, BIG FAN.
- HEY, HEY. HERE COMES OUR PLAYWRIGHT.
- OH, MY GOD, IT'S SOFIA MICHELLE.
- TORI?
- I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE STILL NOT BACK WITH THE SOLVENT.
- WELL, WE'RE ON IN TWO MINUTES, AND YOU STILL LOOK DISGUSTING.
- I COULD PLAY THE LEAD.
- NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE TO PLAY YOUR PART.
- WE'RE INDOORS. LOSE THE SCARF.
- DO SOMETHING.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME--?
UGH!
[PHONE RINGING]
- HI, TORI. - WHERE ARE YOU?!
WHERE'S MY SOLVENT?!
- AH, WE HAVE IT RIGHT HERE.
- PUT HER ON SPEAKER.
- KAY-KAY.
TORI, YOU'RE ON SPEAKER.
TRINA IS ALSO IN THE CAR.
- WHAT'S UP SISTAH?
- THE CURTAIN'S GONNA BE UP IN 90 SECONDS,
AND I'M STILL FREAKY IN THE FACE.
WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?
- UM, WE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF AN EMERGENCY.
- WHAT KIND OF EMERGENCY?
- A CREAMY DELICIOUS ONE?
- YOU STOPPED FOR ICE CREAM?
- WE HAD TO.
- THERE WAS A FREEZY QUEEN IN BAKERSFIELD.
- HOW FAR AWAY ARE YOU?
- JUST LIKE 40 MINUTES.
[POLICE SIREN]
- MAYBE AN HOUR.
[ROBBIE] - SO I'M ON MY PRIVATE JET,
ALMOST HALFWAY TO BARCELONA,
WHEN I SAY TO THE PILOT,
"I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. TAKE A LEFT.
WE'RE GOING TO PRAGUE."
- [LAUGHS]
YOU'RE TOO MUCH. - AREN'T I?
HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU THERE. - YES, SIR?
- THAT LUGGAGE IS VERY EXPENSIVE.
DON'T JUST TOSS IT AROUND LIKE A MONKEY.
- I'M SORRY.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. CHECK OUT THE GIRL COMING THIS WAY.
- OH, MY GOD, SHE'S GORGEOUS.
- SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
- OH.
- ♪ YOU KNOW I FLAUNT YA ♪
♪ 'CUZ GIRL I REALLY WANT YA ♪
- ♪ AND YOU LOOKIN' NICE ♪
- ♪ GOT ME COOLER THAN A BAG OF ICE ♪
- ♪ NOW FREEZE! ♪ - ♪ FREEZE! ♪
- ♪ FREEZE! ♪
- ♪ NOW GO ♪
- ♪ DROP IT FAST AND MOVE IT REAL SLOW ♪
- ♪ HOOOOO! ♪
♪ WHAT?! ♪
- ♪ YOU SMELL SO FRUITY ♪
- SING THE NEXT LINE.
- I CAN'T. - WHY NOT?
- IT'S DIRTY.
- JUST SAY YOU'LL MARRY ME.
- EXCUSE ME, BUT MOST WOMEN DON'T WANNA BE SCREAMED AT
WHEN THEY'RE BEING PROPOSED TO.
- OH, COME ON!
I'M RICH, I'M HANDSOME,
I HAVE NINE BOATS!
STOP ACTING LIKE A STUPID GIRL!
- WAIT, YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING RIGHT THERE.
- WHAT? - THIS.
- AAH!
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
♪ SUDDENLY, MY CHOICE IS CLEAR ♪
♪ I KNEW WHEN ONLY YOU AND I WERE STANDING HERE ♪
- ♪ AND BEAUTIFUL IS ALL I SEE ♪
- ♪ IT'S ONLY YOU, I KNOW IT'S TRUE ♪
♪ IT HAS TO BE ♪
- [SNAPPING FINGERS]
[MUSIC]
- ♪ WELL, THAT MONEY ISN'T WORTH A THING ♪
♪ IF YOU DIDN'T EARN IT, YOU DON'T DESERVE IT ♪
- I DESERVE IT. OWW!
- ♪ TRUE LOVE DOESN'T COST A THING ♪
♪ AND IF YOU TRY TO BUY IT, YOU CAN'T RETURN IT ♪
- ♪ NO NO-NO OHHHH ♪
- ♪ YOUR FRIENDS ARE DOING ♪
♪ ALL THE SAME THINGS ♪ - ♪ WOOOOOOOO! ♪
- ♪ MY FRIENDS SAY LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE WASTIN' ♪
♪ WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER ♪
♪ IF WE CHANGE THEIR MINDS ♪
♪ SUDDENLY I CAN SEE WHAT I DIDN'T BEFORE ♪
♪ AND I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY ANYMORE ♪
♪ 'CUZ I'M FALLIN' FALLIN' ♪
♪ FINALLY FALLIN' FALLIN' ♪
- PSST...
PSST...
- OH, YEAH.
- WE BROUGHT YOU FREEZY QUEEN.
- JUST GET THIS MUCK OFF MY FACE.
- OKAY. - GET IT OFF HER FACE.
- OKAY! - HURRY.
- COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
- GO!
- COME ON! COME ON!
NOW HURRY. I'M MISSING THE SONG.
- OKAY. - COME ON, COME ON.
- IT'S COMING. IT'S COMING. YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT.
- AAH!
- WHOO.
- ♪ I DON'T NEED ALL THE FINER THINGS ♪
♪ DIAMOND RINGS ARE NOTHIN', SO SHOW ME SOMETHIN' ♪
♪ 'CUZ LOVE IS ALL I NEED, ALL I'VE EVER WANTED ♪
♪ AND NOW I'VE GOT IT ♪
- ♪ YEAH, Y'YEAH, YEAH ♪
- ♪ MY FRIENDS ALL WONDER ♪
♪ WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN' ♪
♪ AND YOUR FRIENDS, THEY PROB'LY THINK THE SAME THING ♪
♪ WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER ♪
♪ IF WE CHANGE THEIR MINDS... ♪
♪ SUDDENLY I CAN SEE WHAT I DIDN'T BEFORE ♪
♪ AND I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY ANYMORE ♪
♪ 'CUZ I'M FALLIN' FALLIN' ♪
♪ FINALLY FALLIN' FALLIN' ♪♪
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
- WELL...
THAT WAS AN INTERESTING PERFORMANCE.
WHEN I WROTE THAT PLAY, I CERTAINLY NEVER PICTURED
PENNY AS A FREAKISH ZOMBIE DURING MOST OF IT.
- OH, MAN, I'M OUT OF PILLS.
- LOOK, I CAN EXPLAIN.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN.
I TOTALLY GOT IT.
- YOU DID? YOU DO?
SHE GOT IT.
WHAT DID YOU GET?
- THE WHOLE COMMENTARY ON WHAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
HAVING THESE TWO YOUNG MEN
FEEL TRUE LOVE FOR A GIRL WITH A HIDEOUS FACE
REALLY EMPHASIZED THE WHOLE POINT OF THE PLAY,
WHICH IS SUBSTANCE OVER BEAUTY,
THE BEAUTY WITHIN.
- RIGHT... - OKAY, YEAH, RIGHT.
- WELL, WE'RE REALLY GLAD YOU LIKED IT.
- YEAH, AND DID YOU ENJOY MY PERFORMANCE, MISS MICHELLE?
- WOW, I AM LATE FOR MY PLANE.
- WE HEARD YOU WERE GONNA BE IN L.A. ALL WEEK.
- RIGHT. WELL, BYE.
- ALL RIGHT, CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE.
NOW, BEFORE WE GO, JUST A COUPLE OF--
[DISCO MUSIC]
- DON'T FIGHT IT.
- ME? I'M BECK.
THIS IS THESLAP.
- IF YOU GET ME SERIOUSLY ANGRY,
I WON'T GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOU,
BUT I WILL RETALIATE IN A WAY
THAT'LL MAKE YOU SAD FOR A LONG TIME.
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[TIMER DINGS] - [MAN] MMM!
[TRINA] - ♪ YOU SMELL SO FRUITY ♪