1 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:07,716 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:09,635 - ♪ LOOK AT ME NOW ♪ 3 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:11,261 ♪ LOOK AT ME NOW ♪ 4 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,848 ♪ LOOK AT ME NOW... ♪♪ 5 00:00:14,974 --> 00:00:17,643 - HEY, BECK. - HEY, ANDRE. 6 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:18,811 - CONGRATS. 7 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:21,856 YOU GOT A FREE BOTTLE OF WATER. 8 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:24,274 OH, I PUT A DOLLAR IN THE MACHINE AND TWO CAME OUT. 9 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:25,693 - AH, THANKS, 10 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:28,696 BUT I DON'T DRINK WATER FROM MOUNTAIN STREAMS. 11 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:29,947 - WHY NOT? 12 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,657 - MOUNTAIN STREAMS ARE FULL OF FISH. 13 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:32,700 - SO? 14 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,160 - FISH PEE. 15 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,954 YOU'RE DRINKING FISH PEE. 16 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:38,622 - [GRUNTING] 17 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,833 - HEY, GUYS! 18 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:42,250 DUDE... 19 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,127 LOOK WHAT'S ON THE BUZZFINGER HOMEPAGE. 20 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:47,464 - OH, POOR JAY LENO. 21 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,257 - NO, UNDER THAT. 22 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:51,385 - OH. - OH? 23 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,762 THAT'S YOU AND ALYSSA VAUGHN, TOGETHER. 24 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,890 - NO WAY. 25 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:58,475 THAT'S BECK AND ALYSSA VAUGHN, TOGETHER. 26 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,310 - WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO IMPRESSED? 27 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,770 - 'CAUSE ALYSSA VAUGHN IS FAMOUS. 28 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,480 - AND HOT. - HER FATHER'S A BILLIONAIRE. 29 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,565 - AND HOT. 30 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:08,569 I DIDN'T MEAN HER FATHER IS. 31 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,862 I DRANK FISH PEE. 32 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,614 - EXPLAIN THIS. 33 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,408 - SHE'S IN MY YOGA CLASS. 34 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,618 SOME PAPARAZZI SHOWED UP AND TOOK THAT PIC, 35 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,161 BUT WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 36 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,581 - UH-HUH, AND HOW DID JADE REACT WHEN SHE FOUND OUT 37 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,457 YOU WERE "FRIENDS" WITH ALYSSA VAUGHN? 38 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,836 - JADE WAS COOL WITH IT. 39 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:28,589 SHE THREW A ROCK AT ME. 40 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,632 - YEAH, WELL I'D BE CAREFUL, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK 41 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:31,884 JADE'S THE TYPE TO BE OKAY WITH-- 42 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:34,803 (Trina on PA) - ATTENTION! 43 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,973 ATTENTION EVERYONE! 44 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:39,391 STOP WHILE I TALK! 45 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:44,479 AS YOU ALL KNOW, I'M TRINA VEGA. 46 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:49,401 NOW, IF YOU LOOK AT THE FLYERS THAT JUST LANDED ON YOU, 47 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:51,278 YOU'LL SEE THAT STARTING THIS FRIDAY NIGHT, 48 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:54,197 I WILL BE PERFORMING MY OWN ONE-WOMAN SHOW 49 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:57,200 CALLED "TRINA!" WITH AN EXCLAMATION POINT. 50 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,702 - HEY! SHUT UP! 51 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,956 - IT'S A PLAY THAT I WROTE MYSELF 52 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,916 THAT WILL NOT ONLY TOUCH YOUR HEART, 53 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:06,418 BUT BLOW YOUR MIND. 54 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,295 NOW, IF YOU LOOK AT THESE FLYERS, YOU'LL SEE THAT-- 55 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,588 - OW. 56 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,507 - OOH. 57 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,760 COULD YOU PASS THOSE OUT? 58 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,643 - ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪ 59 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:26,105 ♪ FEELING LOST BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ 60 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:31,026 ♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪ 61 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,736 ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 62 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,154 ♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ 63 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,656 ♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪ 64 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:39,242 ♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ 65 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,703 ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW ♪ 66 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:46,416 ♪ YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT, YOU DISAPPEAR ♪ 67 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:50,169 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ 68 00:02:50,169 --> 00:02:54,091 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 69 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,676 ♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪ 70 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,302 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 71 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,847 ♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 72 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:04,183 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 73 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:08,229 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 74 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:09,898 ♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪ 75 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,399 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 76 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:16,030 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE! ♪ 77 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,998 - HEY, WE'RE NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. 78 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,959 - I AM. - WELL, I'M NOT. 79 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,336 - LISTEN, ALYSSA VAUGHN IS JUST A FRIEND. 80 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,338 - YEAH, A FRIEND WHO'S ALREADY SENT YOU 81 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,464 SIX TEXT MESSAGES TODAY. 82 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,508 [PHONE BEEP] 83 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,677 - SEVEN. 84 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,888 - YOU DON'T KNOW THAT'S HER. - IS IT? 85 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,643 - WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TROPICAL FRUIT? 86 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:49,437 - THE MANGO, AND I DON'T LIKE YOUR NEW LITTLE RELATIONSHIP 87 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:50,480 WITH ALYSSA VAUGHN. 88 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,857 - IT'S A TEXT MESSAGE. 89 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:52,816 - AND WHAT DOES IT SAY? 90 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,442 MAYBE, "HI, BECK. 91 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:56,486 "MY DADDY JUST GOT RICHER AND I GOT PRETTIER. 92 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,821 LET'S MAKE OUT." 93 00:03:57,821 --> 00:04:00,490 - OKAY, LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND YOU. 94 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:04,452 - LET'S SEE IF YOU DO. - BECAUSE YOU AND I DATE, 95 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:05,954 I CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH OTHER GIRLS? 96 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:08,916 - YOU CAN BE FRIENDS WITH UGLY GIRLS, 97 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,375 BUT NOT GIRLS WHO ARE GORGEOUS SOCIALITES, 98 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,419 WHO TEXT MESSAGE YOU A HUNDRED TIMES A DAY. 99 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,545 - YOU KNOW, YOU-- 100 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,630 TORI, TORI, CAN YOU COME HERE? 101 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:18,967 - WHAT? 102 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:23,430 - IF YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND-- - OH, GREAT WAY TO START THE QUESTION. 103 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,265 - WOULD YOU BE ALL FREAKED OUT THAT I'M JUST FRIENDS 104 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,307 WITH ALYSSA VAUGHN? 105 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:27,893 - WHO CARES WHAT SHE THINKS? 106 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:30,062 - HONESTLY, I WOULDN'T LOVE IT. 107 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,231 - I CARE WHAT SHE THINKS. 108 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:34,108 - HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? YOU DON'T EVEN-- 109 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:35,901 - YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T WANNA BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS. 110 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,361 - NO, YOU STAY RIGHT HERE. - NO! 111 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:41,448 - YOU DON'T THINK A GIRLFRIEND SHOULD JUST TRUST HER BOYFRIEND? 112 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,699 - NO, I DO. 113 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,409 - GET OUT OF HERE, TORI. - I'D LOVE TO. 114 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:45,493 - STAY. 115 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:46,870 - AWW. 116 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,164 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? - TELL ME WHAT. 117 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:50,707 - NO, NO, DON'T TELL HIM WHAT. 118 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,417 - WE'RE DONE. 119 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,460 - JADE. 120 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,003 - SO, YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME? 121 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,713 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, SHE'S NOT. 122 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,882 - YEAH, I AM. - OH, SHE IS. 123 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,176 - YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS. 124 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:04,638 - WHAT DO YOU CARE? I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE. 125 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:07,307 - COME SEE MY ONE-WOMAN SHOW, FRIDAY NIGHT. 126 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,395 IT STARTS AT 8:00 SHARP! 127 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,857 [MUSIC] 128 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:24,866 - WHATCHA KNOW, FRO? 129 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,202 - HA, HE CALLED YOU FRO, 130 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:29,579 'CAUSE YOUR HAIR IS ALL SILLY. 131 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,081 - YEAH. - HEY, YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT 132 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,874 THIS NEW APP I GOT FOR MY PHONE. 133 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,002 IT LETS YOU DO CRAZY EFFECTS WHEN YOU'RE SHOOTING VIDEO. 134 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,170 - COOL. 135 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:39,798 UM, SO, YOU KNOW HOW I USED TO WRITE 136 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,091 FOR THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER? 137 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,676 - I THOUGHT THEY SHUT THE PAPER DOWN. 138 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,928 - THEY DID, BUT, UH, SOME OF THE SENIORS 139 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:48,056 STARTED ONE ONLINE, YOU KNOW, KINDA UNDERGROUND 140 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,683 FOR SCHOOL NEWS AND STUFF. 141 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:50,767 - I KNOW, THE SLAP. 142 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,477 - THE SLAP DOT COM. 143 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,895 - THE DOT COM WAS IMPLIED. 144 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,897 - ANYWAY, SO FOR THE SLAP, 145 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,149 I'M THE PERSON IN CHARGE. 146 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:58,525 - HA-HA, I MADE YOUR HEAD FAT. 147 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,027 SAY "CHEESE," FAT HEAD. 148 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,236 - CHEESE. 149 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,322 ANYWAY, FOR THE SLAP, 150 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,573 I'M THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF WRITING REVIEWS 151 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:07,408 FOR ALL THE PLAYS HERE AT SCHOOL. 152 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:08,493 - YEAH? 153 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,912 - WELL, I'M SO BUSY. 154 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:13,207 - YOU'RE NOT BUSY. - SHH. 155 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:14,541 AND UH-- AND YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD WRITER, 156 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,917 I WAS THINKING, MAYBE-- 157 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,503 - I'M NOT WRITING A REVIEW FOR TRINA'S SHOW. 158 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,379 - BUT WHAT IF HER PLAY IS AWFUL? 159 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:21,631 - WHAT IF? 160 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:22,966 MAN, YOU KNOW HER SHOW'S GONNA BITE. 161 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,219 - I KNOW, AND IF I WRITE A BAD REVIEW, 162 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:27,554 TRINA IS GOING TO KILL ME. 163 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,930 - OH, SO IT'S OKAY IF SHE KILLS ME? 164 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,515 - SHE'LL HAVE A HARDER TIME KILLING YOU. 165 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,142 YOU'RE ALL FIRM AND DEVELOPED, 166 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:35,229 AND I'M STILL WORKING ON THE LAST CHAPTER OF PUBERTY. 167 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:38,106 - AND HE IS A SLOW READER. 168 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,234 - I THOUGHT TRINA'S PLAY OPENS FRIDAY. 169 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:42,319 - IT DOES, BUT I'M SEEING HER LAST DRESS REHEARSAL, 170 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,196 AND I DON'T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE IN THE AUDIENCE. 171 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:46,073 - SO TAKE REX. - NAH-UH! 172 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,742 I'M STAYING HOME AND TAKING A HOT BATH. 173 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,493 - LOOK MAN, DON'T PANIC YET. 174 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,662 MAYBE TRINA'S PLAY WON'T BE SO BAD. 175 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:55,040 [OFF-KEY] - ♪ CHICAGO... ♪ 176 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,751 ♪ CHICAGO... ♪ 177 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,920 ♪ IT'S A CITY THAT'S EXCITING, IT'S A CITY THAT'S INVITING ♪ 178 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,421 ♪ IT'S A CITY FOR A WOMAN JUST LIKE ME ♪ 179 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:04,423 ♪ THERE'S A LAKE THEY CALL LAKE MICHIGAN ♪ 180 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,009 ♪ I THINK I'M REALLY FITTING IN ♪ 181 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,136 ♪ THIS CITY IS MY PERFECT CUP OF TEA ♪ 182 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,180 ♪ CHICAGO... ♪ 183 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,100 ♪ CHICAGO... ♪ 184 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,643 ♪ CHICAGO... ♪ 185 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:19,564 ♪ CHICAGO... ♪ 186 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:23,443 THE DOCTOR SAYS I AIN'T NEVER GONNA WALK AGAIN, 187 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,987 NOT EVEN ON CRUTCHES. 188 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:29,783 BUT I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 189 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,868 I SCARED. 190 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:34,996 I'M A WOMAN, IN CHICAGO 191 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,207 WHO'S SCARED. 192 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,261 [MUSIC] 193 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,432 - NO. 194 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:03,191 - UH-UH, NO. 195 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,651 STOP. 196 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,028 [GROANING] 197 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:10,031 - HEY. - HEY, JADE. 198 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,699 - YOU LOOK A LITTLE LIKE A LADY WHO COULD USE 199 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:12,700 SOME LUNCH BUDDIES. 200 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,702 - PLEASE. 201 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:17,372 - WELL, I JUST THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE MAD, BECAUSE OF-- 202 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,040 - I BROKE UP WITH BECK, OKAY? 203 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,417 I DUMPED HIM. 204 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,794 [ENGINE REVVING] 205 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,258 - WHOA! 206 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,093 - YOU ARE AMAZING. 207 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,178 YOU KNOW THAT? 208 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,471 - IS THAT ALYSSA VAUGHN? 209 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:33,972 - YEAH, SO? 210 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,225 - NOTHING, SHE'S GROSS. 211 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,393 FRENCH FRY? 212 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:40,645 - GROSS? 213 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,647 LOOK AT HER. 214 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,899 OH, THAT GIRL IS SMOKING HOT. 215 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,818 I'M SERIOUS. 216 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,862 I SHOULD SHUT UP. 217 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,947 - LOOK, HE DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT. 218 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:51,948 - I DON'T CARE. 219 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,200 IF BECK WANTS TO DATE THAT, 220 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,660 I HOPE HE HAS TONS OF FUN WITH IT. 221 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,954 - UH-- - WHAT? 222 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,706 - YOU'RE HURTING YOUR BURRITO. 223 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,170 - OKAY. 224 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,887 - HELLO, ROBBIE. - AAH! HI. 225 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,847 - HAVE YOU BEEN AVOIDING ME? 226 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,933 - AVOID? UM, NO, I'M JUST BEEN HERE 227 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,269 HAVING SOME CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP. 228 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,730 - WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MY SHOW LAST NIGHT? 229 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,524 - YOUR SHOW, UM, I THOUGHT IT WAS UH-- 230 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:28,026 VERY UH-- - YOU SAID IT STUNK. 231 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,278 - WHAT DID THAT SAY? 232 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,654 - NOTHING. 233 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,864 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING. 234 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,282 HE'S ON SPECIAL MEDICATION. 235 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,159 [MUMBLING] - I AM NOT ON MEDICATION. 236 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:39,120 - ARE YOU GONNA WRITE A GOOD REVIEW OF MY SHOW OR NOT? 237 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,164 - TRINA, SEE, UH-- 238 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,417 I'M A JOURNALIST, 239 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,210 AND IT'S MY JOB TO WRITE THE TRUTH. 240 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,503 AND TO BE CANDID, I DIDN'T THINK 241 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,171 THAT YOUR PERFORMANCE WAS ALL-- 242 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,924 AAH! 243 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,676 - I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONCE, SO LISTEN. - OKAY. 244 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,303 - I'VE WORKED MY BUTT OFF ON THAT PERFORMANCE, 245 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,472 AND YOU ARE GONNA WRITE A GOOD REVIEW, YOU FEEL ME?! 246 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,724 - I FEEL A MUSHROOM IN MY NOSE. 247 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,685 AAH! 248 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,896 - WRITE A GOOD REVIEW OF MY SHOW! 249 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:05,939 I'M GONNA KILL THAT GUY. 250 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,361 - THERE IT IS. 251 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,240 - AUGH. - WAAH. 252 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,075 - AUGH. - NAY-AHH. 253 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,659 - AUGH. 254 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:21,121 - MINE! - MINE! 255 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,330 (man in videogame) - 15-LOVE. 256 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,624 - TORI, YOU MESSED UP MY SHOT. 257 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,543 - I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANYMORE. 258 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,087 [DOORBELL] 259 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,297 - UGH, YOU GET IT. 260 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,346 - JADE? 261 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,474 AND NOW YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE. 262 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,227 - THIS KITE IS BROKEN. 263 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,314 - OKAY... AND? 264 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,316 - I WAS JUST WALKING AROUND, AND I SAW THIS KITE 265 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,942 STUCK IN A BUSH, AND-- IT'S BROKEN, 266 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,235 SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIX IT. 267 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,696 - YOU WANT ME TO FIX YOUR KITE? 268 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:58,241 - WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT THE STUPID KITE? 269 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:01,495 - I'M SORRY I BROUGHT IT UP. 270 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,830 - I WANT BECK BACK. 271 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,457 - BUT YOU BROKE UP WITH BECK. - I KNOW. 272 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:06,666 JUST LIKE WHEN I WAS SEVEN 273 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,460 AND I THREW AWAY MY POTATO PATCH PAL, 274 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,253 BUT THEN I REALIZED I WANTED HIM BACK. 275 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,547 BUT IT WAS TOO LATE, 'CAUSE MY MOTHER ALREADY GAVE IT AWAY 276 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,382 TO SOME GREEDY ORPHANS. 277 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,553 - JADE, IF YOU WANNA GET BACK TOGETHER WITH BECK, 278 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:19,846 THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HIM? 279 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,807 - I DID, BUT HE REJECTED ME. 280 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:25,519 - UM, NOT TO BE MEAN, 281 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,604 BUT WHY ARE YOU COMING TO ME FOR HELP? 282 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,897 - BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYONE WHO'S COOL TO SEE ME LIKE THIS. 283 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:32,108 - OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD-- WAIT, ARE WE FRIENDS? 284 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,902 WE'RE NOT EVEN FRIENDS. - WELL, YEAH, 285 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:38,406 BUT IF YOU HELP ME, MAYBE I'LL LIKE YOU. 286 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:42,494 - SO, IF I HELP YOU, I GET A MEAN FRIEND AND A BROKEN KITE? 287 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,705 - PLEASE, JUST PLEASE, TALK TO BECK FOR ME. 288 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,263 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TALK TO BECK. 289 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,474 - DO IT SOON. 290 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,936 [SIGHING, SNIFFLING] 291 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,649 I GOT A LITTLE MAKEUP ON YOUR PILLOW. 292 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,818 - THAT'S OKAY. 293 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:19,906 I'LL JUST ASK MY GRANDMOTHER TO MAKE ME ANOTHER ONE. 294 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,949 IF SHE EVER COMES BACK TO LIFE. 295 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:32,001 [MUSIC] 296 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,929 (woman) - PUSH THE BUTTON BY THE DOOR, SWEETIE. 297 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,556 - OKAY, THANKS. 298 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,267 [DOORBELL] 299 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:52,313 (woman) - WHO IS IT?! 300 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,232 - I KNOW THAT'S YOU, BECK. 301 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,532 - THANKS, CONSUELA. 302 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,200 - DE NADA! 303 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,662 - ENTER. 304 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,377 - SO, THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE? 305 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,587 - IS THAT BAD? 306 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,297 - NO, IT'S COOL, IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, 307 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,424 MOST HIGH SCHOOL GUYS DON'T LIVE IN A RV 308 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,426 PARKED IN THEIR PARENTS' DRIVEWAY. 309 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,428 - WELL, MY PARENTS SAID IF I LIVE UNDER THEIR ROOF, 310 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,721 I GOTTA LIVE BY THEIR RULES. 311 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,723 - AH, SO YOUR ROOF... 312 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:27,806 - MY RULES. 313 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,352 SO... 314 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,772 - SO, YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I'M HERE. 315 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,023 LIKE, "HEY, TORI'S HERE, WHADDUP WID DAT?" 316 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,526 - THAT'S HOW I TALK? 317 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,028 - NO, THAT'S JUST MY GENERIC BOY VOICE. 318 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,197 - AH, I LIKE IT. 319 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,907 DO MORE. - OKAY. 320 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,702 UM, "HEY MAN, 321 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,078 "WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK TOGETHER WITH JADE? 322 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,498 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? YEAH." 323 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,794 - I SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER WITH JADE? 324 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,296 - UH-HUH. - WHY? 325 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:03,009 - 'CAUSE SHE'S, YOU KNOW, 326 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,177 AWESOME. 327 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,598 - GUESS WHAT? - WHAT? 328 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:11,976 - I'M GLAD JADE AND I BROKE UP. - WHY? 329 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,144 - BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME 330 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,895 SHE DID ONE NICE THING FOR ME. 331 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,439 - OH, COME ON, DIDN'T YOU JUST HAVE A BIRTHDAY? 332 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,483 SHE DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? 333 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,196 - SHE GOT ME A CAN OF LEMONADE. 334 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,992 - 'CAUSE HE LIKES LEMONADE. 335 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,994 - YEAH, BUT OUT OF A CAN? 336 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,289 - HE DRANK IT. - YEAH, BUT-- 337 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,792 - DO I HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR DON'T I? 338 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,752 - DO YOU WANT ONE? - WALK AWAY. 339 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,633 - HEY! CURLY! 340 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,801 - HAH! 341 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,887 HI, TRINA. IS THAT A NEW SHIRT? 342 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,431 - DON'T LOOK AT MY SHIRT. 343 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,266 I WENT TO THESLAP.COM THIS MORNING 344 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,310 AND I DIDN'T SEE YOUR REVIEW OF MY SHOW YET. 345 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,896 - I KNOW. - WHEN ARE YOU POSTING IT? 346 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,482 - THE DEADLINE IS FLEXIBLE, SO I'M JUST-- 347 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,526 NO, PLEASE DON'T-- 348 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,695 - YOUR REVIEW BETTER GO UP TODAY, 349 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,739 AND IT BETTER MAKE MY SHOW SOUND AWESOME! 350 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,075 - [WHIMPERS] 351 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,921 - STILL GOT SOME WORK TO DO. 352 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:31,222 - OH, MY CANADIAN SWEATER! 353 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,306 - [LAUGHING] 354 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,850 - IT'S NOT FUNNY! 355 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,976 TRINA KEEPS PRESSURING ME TO WRITE A GOOD REVIEW 356 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:39,480 OF HER TERRIBLE PLAY, AND I CAN'T LIE. 357 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:41,941 - HER PLAY WAS THAT BAD? 358 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,444 - SO BAD, IT WAS LAUGHABLE. 359 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,529 - OKAY, OKAY, THEN... 360 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,364 SAY IT WAS THE FUNNIEST PLAY YOU'VE EVER SEEN. 361 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,408 - OH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 362 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,910 - REVIEW IT LIKE A COMEDY. 363 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,537 - COMEDY? - UH-HUH. 364 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,207 - THAT'S BRILLIANT. 365 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,209 - HEY, NO CHARGE. - THANKS, MAN. 366 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,086 - NO, WAIT, GIVE ME 10 BUCKS. 367 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,464 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. - 20. 368 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,132 - ARE TWO 10s OKAY? 369 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,469 - HELP ME! - I TRIED. 370 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,471 MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO FORGET ABOUT BECK. 371 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,267 - WILL YOU COME HERE? 372 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,355 - AND NOW WE'RE IN A CLOSET. 373 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,901 - HOW CAN BECK NOT WANT ME BACK? 374 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,027 I'M SO COOL, AND HOT. 375 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,571 I'VE GOT IT ALL. 376 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,074 - YEAH, BUT GUYS DON'T JUST CARE 377 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,451 ABOUT HOW COOL AND HOT YOU ARE. 378 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,994 - WELL, WHAT ELSE IS THERE? 379 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,830 - BECK SAID YOU HAVEN'T DONE ONE NICE THING FOR HIM 380 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,914 IN TWO YEARS. 381 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,499 - THAT IS SO NOT TRUE. 382 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,794 WE'VE ONLY DATED A YEAR AND ELEVEN MONTHS. 383 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,378 - WELL, MAYBE HE'D TAKE YOU BACK 384 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,880 IF YOU DID SOMETHING NICE FOR HIM. 385 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:50,134 - YOU MEAN, LIKE MAKE HIM FRESH LEMONADE? 386 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,886 - IF YOU WANT BECK BACK, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO THINK 387 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,096 BIGGER THAN BEVERAGES. - A DOG. 388 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,515 - OKAY, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE... 389 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,850 - NO. NO. 390 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,267 BECK'S ALWAYS SAYING HOW HE WANTS A DOG. 391 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,060 A... A ROTTEN-HYMER. 392 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:03,564 - A ROTTWEILER? - YES, THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS. 393 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:04,899 OKAY, WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE? 394 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,901 - JUST GET THE BOY A DOG! 395 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,737 - GO, GO OUT. 396 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,322 OUT NOW. RUN-- 397 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,245 - AND THEN AT 10 P.M., WHEN PRESIDENT LINCOLN 398 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,039 WAS WATCHING THE PLAY AT FORD'S THEATER, 399 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,542 BOOTH QUIETLY SLIPPED INTO LINCOLN'S BOX, 400 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,836 PULLED OUT A DERRINGER AND SHOUTED-- 401 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,464 - I'M GONNA KILL YOU! - OH NO. 402 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,633 - MAN, YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE THE GIRL-- 403 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,552 AAH! 404 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,012 - REX! - TRINA! 405 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,596 I'M TEACHING A CLASS RIGHT NOW. 406 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,016 - HOW DARE YOU CALL MY ONE-WOMAN SHOW A COMEDY?! 407 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,600 - I HAD TO FOLLOW MY CONSCIENCE! 408 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,061 - TRINA, OUT OF THIS CLASSROOM. 409 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,526 I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. 410 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,611 - NO, YOU DON'T, WE MOVED LAST YEAR. 411 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,030 - WHAT'S YOUR NEW ADDRESS?! 412 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,239 - 3707 CAHUENGA. 413 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,909 IT'S A DUPLEX, WE'RE ON TOP. 414 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,117 - GOT IT. 415 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,081 I AM SO UPSET! 416 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,667 - [WHIMPERING] 417 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:13,593 (man on PA) - TRINA VEGA'S ONE-WOMAN SHOW WILL NOW BEGIN. 418 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,721 (Trina on PA) - IN THE BEGINNING, 419 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,514 THERE WAS NOTHING, 420 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,433 AND THEN... 421 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,476 THERE WAS WOMAN! 422 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,945 [SIGHING] 423 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,446 AHH. 424 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,990 WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE 425 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,867 IN THE CITY OF CHICAGO. 426 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,995 WHY, ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN TO A WOMAN LIKE ME, 427 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,956 HERE IN CHICAGO. 428 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,503 [OFF-KEY] ♪ CHICAGO... ♪ 429 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,672 ♪ CHICAGO... ♪ 430 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,258 ♪ IT'S A CITY THAT'S EXCITING, IT'S A CITY THAT'S INVITING ♪ 431 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,011 ♪ IT'S A CITY FOR A WOMAN JUST LIKE ME ♪ 432 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,387 ♪ THERE'S A LAKE THEY CALL LAKE MICHIGAN ♪ 433 00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,847 ♪ I THINK I'M REALLY FITTING IN ♪ 434 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,016 ♪ THIS CITY IS MY PERFECT CUP OF TEA ♪ 435 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,393 ♪ CHICAGO... ♪ 436 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,981 ♪ CHICAGO... ♪ 437 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,860 [DOG BARKS] - SHH! 438 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:20,409 - OKAY, WAIT ONE SEC. - OKAY. 439 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,167 - BECK'S ASLEEP. GIVE ME THE DOG. 440 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,168 - OKAY. 441 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,628 OH WAIT, HE HAS A RUNNY NOSE. 442 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,256 BLOW. 443 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,342 - DOGS DON'T KNOW HOW TO BLOW THEIR NOSE. 444 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,469 [DOG BLOWS NOSE] 445 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,475 - OKAY, GIVE ME THE DOG. 446 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,022 OKAY, GO ON, GO IN THERE, GO LICK BECK'S FACE, GOOD BOY. 447 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,150 AHH, OKAY, IF THIS MAKES BECK LIKE ME AGAIN, 448 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,609 I'M GONNA OWE YOU BIG TIME. 449 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,444 - YOU ALREADY OWE ME BIG TIME. 450 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,031 [BARKING, MAN SHOUTING] 451 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,740 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - I DON'T KNOW. 452 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,408 (man) - WHO'S DOG IS THIS? 453 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,660 - BECK, BECK! 454 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,078 ARE YOU OKAY? 455 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,747 - DOES HE SOUND OKAY? 456 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,666 - BECK! BECK! - GET HIM OFF ME! 457 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,209 - THAT WAS HORRIBLE. - I KNOW! 458 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,461 - NOW HE'S NEVER GONNA TAKE ME BACK. 459 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,131 - THAT IS NOT THE KEY ISSUE RIGHT NOW. 460 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,757 - WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 461 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,468 - AAH! AAH! - HE'S HURTING ME! 462 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,970 - WHAT IS GOING ON? - GET BACK! 463 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,596 - AAH! - BECK? 464 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,473 - HOW CAN YOU BE OUT HERE? 465 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,433 - YOU'RE IN THERE BEING MAULED BY A DOG. 466 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:27,935 - A DOG? MY DAD'S IN THERE. 467 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,645 - YOUR DAD? - OH, MY GOD. 468 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,147 - DAD, DAD. [DOG BARKING] 469 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,857 WHOA, THAT'S A BIG DOG. 470 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,567 - SIT! - DAD! 471 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,527 WHOA, WHOA! 472 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,782 - I'M DOING IT. 473 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,034 I'M DOING IT. 474 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,537 I'M A WOMAN IN CHICAGO, 475 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,539 LEARNING HOW TO WALK AGAIN... 476 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,628 THANKS TO DOC STEVENS AND MY NEW PLASTIC LEGS. 477 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,092 TAKE THAT, CHICAGO. 478 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,886 YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR A WOMAN LIKE ME. 479 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,221 FROM NOW ON, 480 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,305 I'M CALLIN' THIS CITY... 481 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,225 SHE-CAGO! 482 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,771 [APPLAUSE] 483 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,525 - YES, YOU'RE WELCOME. 484 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:17,818 YOU'RE ALL WELCOME. 485 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,989 YES, IT'S OKAY TO LAUGH. 486 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,451 I'M HILARIOUS. 487 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,203 - OH. 488 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,829 - I'LL MEET YOU AT THE HOSPITAL. 489 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:29,914 - OKAY. 490 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,250 - WE'RE SORRY. - SO SORRY. 491 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,043 - OH, WHY? 492 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:37,379 - HE'LL BE FINE. 493 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,505 - THANKS. 494 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:42,135 - HEY, ARE YOU IN COLLEGE YET? 495 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,302 - BYE. 496 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,935 [SIREN] 497 00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:58,109 - TORI TOLD ME TO GET YOU A DOG. 498 00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:00,319 - DUDE. 499 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,947 - OKAY, IT WAS KIND OF MY IDEA, 500 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,531 BUT I DIDN'T THINK THE DOG WOULD BUG OUT LIKE THAT. 501 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,075 I JUST WANTED YOU TO HAVE A DOG, 502 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,660 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE TALKED ABOUT GETTING ONE 503 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,578 EVER SINCE I MET YOU, AND I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE-- 504 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,170 YOU LOVE ME AGAIN. 505 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,921 - WHO SAID I STOPPED? 506 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,547 - AWW. 507 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,468 I RUINED THE MOMENT. 508 00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:29,223 - IT'S COOL, AND I REALLY DO OWE YOU. 509 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:45,781 - HEY, UM, IT'S GETTING KINDA LATE, 510 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,366 SO I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU COULD DRIVE ME HOME? 511 00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:49,827 - IT'S NOT THAT FAR A WALK. 512 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,502 - TRY NOT TO SWALLOW EACH OTHER. 513 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,093 - ALL RIGHT, CHECK THIS OUT 514 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,636 FROM THESLAP.COM. 515 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,138 - ♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪ 516 00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:10,430 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 517 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:13,851 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE! ♪ 518 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,189 - YOU WERE OFF-KEY. - NO, I WASN'T. 519 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:19,232 - YEAH, YOU WERE TOTALLY OFF-KEY. 520 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,566 - NO, I WASN'T! 521 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,902 - OKAY, THERE'S A LOT MORE STUFF LIKE THAT 522 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,320 AT THESLAP.COM. 523 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,696 SO GO THERE. 524 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,074 - MMM! 525 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,702 - SAY "CHEESE," FAT HEAD.