1 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:07,341 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:10,970 - NO. NO. 3 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:12,680 UGH, NO. 4 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,432 HEY! NO. 5 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:16,851 - HEY, TORI. - HI. 6 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,435 - AH. HEY, HI. 7 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:19,728 - WHATCHA DOING? 8 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,355 - THANKS. 9 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,610 - HEY, WHAT UP, GIRL, YOU GOT A NUMB TONGUE? 10 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:28,362 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S A TIME OUT, MISTER. 11 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,822 - NO, NO TIME OUT. 12 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:31,365 DON'T YOU PUT ME IN THE BACKPACK. 13 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:32,992 I'M SERIOUS, ROB. 14 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,952 - HEY, WHAT GOES ON? 15 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:36,495 - WE'RE GONNA GO GET SOME ICED COFFEE. 16 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,497 - I THOUGHT CAFFEINE MAKES YOU VIBRATE. 17 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,166 - SOMETIMES IT'S NICE. 18 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,376 - OH, A MASSAGE HELMET. 19 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,419 A STYLISH HELMET THAT MASSAGES YOUR HEAD. 20 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,005 THAT SOUNDS FUN, RIGHT? 21 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:47,214 - HMM... - IT COULD BE. 22 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:48,757 - OH, IT SHOULD. - NO, IT'S AWFUL. 23 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:49,967 - I HATE HELMETS. - THAT'S NOT GOOD OF AN IDEA. 24 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:51,719 - IT'S A BAD THING. 25 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,303 - OH. 26 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:54,763 - WHY IS SHE ALL... - 'CAUSE IT'S ONLY THREE DAYS 27 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,139 UNTIL TRINA'S BIRTHWEEK. 28 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:57,766 - HER BIRTHWEEK? 29 00:00:57,808 --> 00:00:58,976 - YOU MEAN HER BIRTHDAY? 30 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:00,602 - YEAH, YOU DON'T KNOW MY SISTER. 31 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:01,854 SHE THINKS ONE DAY ISN'T ENOUGH CELEBRATION 32 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:03,480 SO SHE CALLS IT HER BIRTHWEEK. 33 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,106 NOW IF I DON'T GET HER AN AMAZING PRESENT, 34 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,525 I'M GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER COMPLAIN ABOUT IT 35 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:07,735 FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS. 36 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,444 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, CHILL DOWN. 37 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,404 WE'LL HELP YOU THROUGH THIS. 38 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:11,697 - TOTALLY. - YEAH. 39 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:15,325 OKAY. - THE PERFECT PRESENT FOR TRINA. 40 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:18,370 - SOMETHING AMAZING. 41 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,455 (Rex) - JUST GET THE MASSAGE HELMET. 42 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,583 OH, MY RIBS! 43 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,045 ♪ HERE I AM ♪ 44 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:29,006 ♪ ONCE AGAIN, FEELING LOST ♪ 45 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:31,174 ♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ 46 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:35,930 ♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪ 47 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:37,305 ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 48 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,807 ♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ 49 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:41,142 ♪ WITH WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪ 50 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:44,646 ♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ 51 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:46,314 ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW ♪ 52 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,067 ♪ YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪ 53 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,319 ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪ 54 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:55,282 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ 55 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:59,286 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE, YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 56 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:00,829 ♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪ 57 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,497 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 58 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,875 ♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 59 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:09,337 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 60 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:13,258 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 61 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,885 ♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪ 62 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,553 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 63 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:22,977 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪ 64 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:27,982 [MUSIC] 65 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:38,867 - SUGGESTIONS FOR BIRTHWEEK PRESENTS FOR TRINA. 66 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:41,787 OKAY. ANDRE, START US OFF. 67 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:45,415 - CHEESE. 68 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:47,876 LET'S NOT DO CHEESE. 69 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,003 - ROBBIE? 70 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:51,421 - LOTION. 71 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,966 OR VARIOUS LOTIONS. 72 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,634 - GROSS. CAT? 73 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,511 - WELL, FOR MY LAST BIRTHDAY, I THOUGHT MY PARENTS 74 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,387 WERE GONNA GET ME A BIKE, BUT WHEN I GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL, 75 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:00,889 MY BROTHER WAS TRYING TO CUT OFF HIS HAIR. 76 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,933 SO MY MOM STARTED YELLING AT-- - JADE. 77 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:05,144 - YEAH? - WHAT SHOULD I GET TRINA? 78 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:07,771 - TALENT. 79 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:10,524 - OH, JADE IS SO PRETTY. 80 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:13,318 - THREE, TWO, ONE. 81 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,195 - DOES ANYONE HAVE A GOOD IDEA 82 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,405 ABOUT A PRESENT FOR TRINA? 83 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,867 - YOU PEOPLE GIVE ME A RASH. 84 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:23,495 - A RASH? WHAT KIND OF RASH? 85 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,288 [TEXT RING] 86 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,499 - UGH, IT'S MY GRANDMOTHER AGAIN. 87 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,792 - WHO ELSE WOULD CALL YOU? 88 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,377 - SHH. 89 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,171 HI, MAMMAW. 90 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:35,340 UGH, ANOTHER COMPUTER PROBLEM? 91 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,926 NO, MAMMAW, I WAS NOT BEING SARCASTIC. 92 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,887 MAMMAW, DON'T-- WHAT? 93 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,181 MAMMAW, DON'T HANG UP ON ME. 94 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,724 - WHAT'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER BUGGING ABOUT? 95 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,642 - OH. SHE BOUGHT A STUPID COMPUTER 96 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,310 AND SHE CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO WORK IT, 97 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:48,937 SO SHE CALLS ME LIKE EVERY FOUR MINUTES 98 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,438 FOR TECH SUPPORT. 99 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,649 - OH, THAT'S CUTE. - IT'S NOT CUTE. 100 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,985 I WAS AT HER HOUSE FOR THREE HOURS LAST NIGHT 101 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:57,362 AND I HAVE TO GO BACK AGAIN TONIGHT. 102 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,156 OH, WILL ONE OF YOU COME WITH ME? 103 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:00,824 - SURE, I LOVE OLD PEOPLE. 104 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:05,162 IT'S SO CUTE HOW THEY SHAKE WHEN THEY POUR THEIR JUICE. 105 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:07,039 - YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES ME THINK OF? 106 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:09,249 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 107 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:12,794 NOW WHAT AM I GONNA GET TRINA FOR HER BIRTHWEEK? 108 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,214 - HOW ABOUT A BOBBLEHEAD THAT LOOKS LIKE ME? 109 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:18,759 - MY DAD'S A COP. 110 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,343 - MOVING ON. 111 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:24,556 [MUSIC] 112 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,682 - ALL RIGHT. 113 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,267 BEFORE I TAKE YOU IN THERE, 114 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,770 I SHOULD WARN YOU. - ABOUT? 115 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,773 - MY GRANDMOTHER. SHE CAN BE... CRITICAL. 116 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,192 - THAT'S OKAY. I TAKE CRITICISM REALLY WELL. 117 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:37,027 - NO, YOU DON'T. 118 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,695 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 119 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,572 - JUST THAT YOU DON'T TAKE CRITICISM VERY WELL. 120 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,657 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE FACE? 121 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,743 - I'M SORRY, I TAKE IT BACK. 122 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,745 - OKAY. 123 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,580 [DOORBELL] 124 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,793 (Mammaw) - I HAVE A GUN! 125 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,920 - MAMMAW, IT'S ROBBIE. 126 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:57,923 - HELLO, ROBBIE. 127 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,466 - HI, MAMMAW. 128 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:00,759 THIS IS MY FRIEND, CAT. 129 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,844 - NICE TO MEET YOU, MRS. SHAPIRO. 130 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,054 - YOU TOO, SWEETHEART. 131 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:05,180 YOU'RE SO PRETTY. 132 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,557 COME IN, COME IN. 133 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,143 SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 134 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,812 - NO. - GOOD, YOU CAN DO BETTER. 135 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:17,567 [MUSIC] 136 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,117 - ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? 137 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:27,786 - I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T SEE. 138 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,914 - LOOK IT! 139 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:33,458 - SHOES? - BOOTS. 140 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,043 FAZZINI BOOTS. 141 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,419 - OW. 142 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,046 - TRINA HAS BEEN DYING FOR THESE. 143 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:40,257 I HAD TO GO TO 11 DIFFERENT STORES BEFORE I COULD... 144 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:42,509 - HELLO. 145 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,678 - HEY. - WHAT'S UP, TRINA? 146 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,639 - OKAY, WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS AND IS ALREADY HAVING 147 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,017 A FANTASTIC BIRTHWEEK? 148 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,977 THIS GIRL. 149 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:54,980 CHECK OUT MY KICKS. 150 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,650 FAZZINI BOOTS. 151 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:02,196 GOT 'EM AT SIMONE'S ON SALE. 152 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,739 - AW. - OH, DON'T BE SAD. 153 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:08,367 YOU COULD BORROW 'EM, AFTER I'M DEAD. 154 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:10,829 MOM, I GOT FAZZINI BOOTS. 155 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,665 MOM... MOM! 156 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,834 - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER PRESENT. 157 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,460 - I KNOW THAT. 158 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,921 - GOT A CHEESE GUY THAT COULD PUT TOGETHER... 159 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:23,342 - I'M NOT GIVING HER CHEESE. 160 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:24,885 MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GIVE UP AND ACCEPT THE FACT 161 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,511 THAT I'M NOT GONNA FIND ANYTHING GOOD 162 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,722 AND TRINA IS GONNA HATE ME FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS. 163 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,933 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HIT ME IN THE HEAD. 164 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,392 - HELP ME. 165 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:34,602 - ALL RIGHT. 166 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,395 HOW ABOUT A SONG? 167 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:38,815 - A SONG, AS A PRESENT FOR TRINA? 168 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,150 - YEAH. 169 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:41,943 YOU CAN WRITE IT, PERFORM IT YOURSELF, 170 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,737 YOU KNOW, DO IT UP REAL BIG. 171 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,404 - THAT'S NOT BAD. 172 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:48,491 THAT IS-- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE A SONG. 173 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,785 - THINK-- WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS 174 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,288 AND KNOWS HOW TO HELP A FRIEND WRITE A SONG? 175 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:56,208 THIS GUY. 176 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,086 [MUSIC] 177 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,006 - NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. 178 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,800 YOU JUST-- YOU JUST CLICK ON THAT LITTLE SQUARE 179 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,761 IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER TO OPEN A WINDOW. 180 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,304 - I DON'T WANT TO OPEN A WINDOW. 181 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:12,599 IT'S ALREADY TOO COLD IN HERE. 182 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,934 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 183 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,311 - MAURY, TURN UP THE HEAT! 184 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,188 (Maury) - NO! 185 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,607 - MAMMAW, A WINDOW IS JUST THIS LITTLE-- 186 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:23,068 - WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO YOUR HAIR? 187 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,028 - WHAT? YOU MEAN THE COLOR? 188 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,821 - DO YOU HATE YOUR MOTHER? 189 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,949 - I LOVE MY MOTHER. 190 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,701 - SO HOW DO I E-MAIL THIS TO MY DOCTOR? 191 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:35,080 - E-MAIL? THOSE ARE YOUR SYSTEM PREFERENCES. 192 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:38,250 WHY WOULD YOU E-MAIL A DOCTOR YOUR SYSTEM PREFERENCES? 193 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:41,711 - MAURY, ROBBIE IS SCREAMING AT ME! 194 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,964 (Maury) - I'M HUNGRY! 195 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,799 - TURN UP THE HEAT! 196 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,592 - NO! 197 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,804 - WHY DOES HE DO THAT TO ME? 198 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,601 - OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? 199 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,771 [MUSIC] 200 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,951 - I LOVE THAT, BUT YOU REALLY THINK WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE 201 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,786 TO HAVE A WHOLE SONG READY BY TRINA'S BIRTHDAY? 202 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,331 - NO WORRIES, AND I'LL GET A BANGING BAND HERE, 203 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,082 SOME GIRLS TO BACK YOU UP, 204 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,001 LIGHTS, IT'LL BE THE CHIZ. 205 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,794 - WHAT IS CHIZ ANYWAY? 206 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:26,131 - I THINK IT'S A GERMAN SAUSAGE. 207 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,382 LET'S GET BACK TO THE LYRICS. 208 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,925 - NO, I CAN'T WRITE LYRICS. 209 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:31,428 JUST PLAY MORE STUFF ON YOUR THINGY. 210 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:33,054 - I'LL HELP YOU. 211 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,807 JUST TELL ME SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT TRINA. 212 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:39,853 I SAID, TELL ME SOME OF YOUR-- 213 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,688 - I HEARD YOU. 214 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:44,107 - COME ON, DIG DEEP. 215 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,526 - OKAY, OKAY, UM... 216 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,195 OH, HOW ABOUT SHE'S THE WHOLE REASON 217 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,071 WHY I GOT INTO HOLLYWOOD ARTS? 218 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,072 - NOW YOU'RE DIGGING. 219 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:54,034 - YAY, I'M DIGGY. 220 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,743 - ALL RIGHT, NOW, WHEN YOU THINK OF TRINA, 221 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,245 WHAT'S THE FIRST WORD THAT POPS IN YOUR HEAD? 222 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,997 - CRAZY. 223 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,082 - CRAZY. - BUT, I LOVE HER. 224 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,626 - HAVE YOU TOLD HER THAT LATELY? - NO. 225 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,628 WAIT, ARE YOU SURE THIS STUFF IS GONNA HELP US WRITE A SONG? 226 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,381 - LET'S SEE. 227 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,926 ♪ YOU MIGHT BE CRAZY ♪ 228 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,429 ♪ BUT HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY ♪ 229 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,181 ♪ THAT I LOVE YOU ♪ 230 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,141 ♪ AND THAT YOU'RE THE REASON THAT I... ♪ 231 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,143 [VOCALIZING] 232 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,980 - YOU'RE GOOD. 233 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,943 [MUSIC] 234 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:37,494 - I'M HOME. 235 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,371 - HAPPY BIRTHWEEK! 236 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:43,041 - MOM. 237 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,210 OH, DAD. 238 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,920 - MAKE A WISH. 239 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:49,339 - OKAY. 240 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,174 - OH! 241 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,676 - WHERE'S TORI? - OH, OVER THERE. 242 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,387 - WITH A SPECIAL SURPRISE. 243 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,597 - WHOA! HEY! 244 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,768 - YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 245 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,479 - WHAT IS GOING ON? 246 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:05,813 - JUST RELAX. 247 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,774 [GAS HISSING] 248 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,531 [MUSIC] 249 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,616 - ♪ I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A SCENE ♪ 250 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:19,160 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO LET YOU DOWN ♪ 251 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,455 ♪ I TRY TO DO MY OWN THING ♪ 252 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,706 ♪ AND I'M STARTING TO FIGURE IT OUT ♪ 253 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,250 ♪ THAT IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ 254 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,918 ♪ KEEP IT TOGETHER ♪ 255 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,420 ♪ WHEREVER WE GO ♪ 256 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,130 ♪ AND IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ 257 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,714 ♪ OH, WELL, WHATEVER ♪ 258 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,592 ♪ EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ♪ 259 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,218 ♪ YOU MIGHT BE CRAZY ♪ 260 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,637 ♪ HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY ♪ 261 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:38,846 ♪ THAT I LOVE YOU ♪ 262 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,515 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON ♪ 263 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,101 ♪ THAT I'M NOT AFRAID TO FLY ♪ 264 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,894 ♪ AND IT'S CRAZY ♪ 265 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,397 ♪ THAT SOMEONE COULD CHANGE ME ♪ 266 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,690 ♪ NOW NO MATTER WHAT IT IS ♪ 267 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:50,817 ♪ I HAVE TO DO ♪ 268 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:53,027 ♪ I'M NOT AFRAID TO TRY ♪ 269 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,571 ♪ AND YOU NEED TO KNOW ♪ 270 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:57,907 ♪ THAT YOU'RE THE REASON WHY ♪ 271 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,871 ♪ I DON'T EVEN CARE WHEN THEY SAY ♪ 272 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,207 ♪ YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT OFF ♪ 273 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,335 ♪ LOOK 'EM IN THE EYE, I SAY ♪ 274 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,545 ♪ I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH ♪ 275 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:11,879 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ 276 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,507 ♪ KEEP IT TOGETHER ♪ 277 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,300 ♪ WHEREVER WE GO ♪ 278 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,968 ♪ AND IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ 279 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,219 ♪ OH, WELL, WHATEVER ♪ 280 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,388 ♪ EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ♪ 281 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,182 ♪ YOU MIGHT BE CRAZY ♪ 282 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,434 ♪ HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY ♪ 283 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,684 ♪ THAT I LOVE YOU ♪ 284 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,395 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON ♪ 285 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:30,023 ♪ THAT I'M NOT AFRAID TO FLY ♪ 286 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,566 ♪ AND IT'S CRAZY ♪ 287 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,985 ♪ THAT SOMEONE COULD CHANGE ME ♪ 288 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,029 ♪ NOW NO MATTER WHAT IT IS ♪ 289 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,405 ♪ I HAVE TO DO ♪ 290 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,824 ♪ I'M NOT AFRAID TO TRY ♪ 291 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,618 ♪ AND YOU NEED TO KNOW ♪ 292 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:44,954 ♪ THAT YOU'RE THE REASON WHY ♪ 293 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,750 ♪ IF IT WAS RAINING ♪ 294 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:53,087 ♪ YOU WOULD YELL AT THE SUN ♪ 295 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,464 ♪ PICK UP THE PIECES ♪ 296 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,925 ♪ WHEN THE DAMAGE IS DONE ♪ 297 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,303 ♪ YOU SAY IT'S JUST ANOTHER DAY ♪ 298 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,263 ♪ IN THE SHADE ♪ 299 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:06,393 ♪ LOOK AT WHAT A MESS WE MADE ♪ 300 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,186 ♪ YOU MIGHT BE CRAZY ♪ 301 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,564 ♪ HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY ♪ 302 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,814 ♪ THAT I LOVE YOU ♪ 303 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,567 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON ♪ 304 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,319 ♪ THAT I'M NOT AFRAID TO FLY ♪ 305 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,071 ♪ AND IT'S CRAZY ♪ 306 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,490 ♪ THAT SOMEONE COULD CHANGE ME ♪ 307 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:21,782 ♪ NOW, NO MATTER ♪ 308 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,784 ♪ WHAT IT IS I HAVE TO DO ♪ 309 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,329 ♪ I'M NOT AFRAID TO TRY ♪ 310 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,706 ♪ AND YOU NEED TO KNOW ♪ 311 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:30,375 ♪ THAT YOU'RE THE REASON WHY ♪ 312 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,126 [CHEERING] 313 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,086 - YEAH! 314 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,837 [APPLAUSE] 315 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,882 - HAPPY BIRTHWEEK, TRINA. 316 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,758 - THANKS. 317 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,220 SO, WHERE IS MY PRESENT? 318 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,348 [MUSIC] 319 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,686 [MUSIC] 320 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:52,897 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - NO. WHERE'S MY BIRTHWEEK PRESENT? 321 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,108 - MOM, DAD, 322 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,901 COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE ANDRE AND EVERYONE OUTSIDE? 323 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,654 - BUT IT'S RAINING. 324 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:00,821 - HERE'S AN UMBRELLA. 325 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,907 - THIS WAY, EVERYONE. 326 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,870 DON'T BREAK ANYTHING. - NO PROMISES. 327 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,543 THE SONG WAS YOUR PRESENT. 328 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,836 - HOW MUCH DID IT COST? 329 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,922 - IT DIDN'T COST MONEY. 330 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,133 - THEN IT'S NOT A PRESENT. 331 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,842 - OH, YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 332 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,595 - I'M NOT THE ONE WHO DIDN'T GET HER SISTER 333 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,555 A PRESENT FOR HER BIRTHWEEK. 334 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,099 - I WROTE A SONG FOR YOU, I REHEARSED IT. 335 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,184 THE PEOPLE-- I PERFORMED IT FOR YOU. 336 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,019 - YEAH, I THINK YOU WERE A LITTLE FLAT 337 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,605 ON THAT LAST CHORUS. 338 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:37,358 AH, CAN'T HIT YOUR SISTER DURING HER BIRTHWEEK. 339 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,236 [MUSIC] 340 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,238 - THAT'S A COOL WATCH. 341 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,950 [THUNDER CRASHING] 342 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,702 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE NOT DEEP ENOUGH 343 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,912 TO APPRECIATE A GIFT THAT TOTALLY CAME FROM MY HEART. 344 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,122 - A SONG IS NOT A GIFT. 345 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,291 - IT IS, TOO. 346 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,126 - CAN I WEAR A SONG? NO. 347 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,544 CAN I EAT A SONG? NO. 348 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,129 CAN I FLAUNT A SONG AND MAKE ANYONE JEALOUS? 349 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,548 NO. YOU FAILED. 350 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,593 - HERE, I AM SO SORRY THIS IS ALL I GOT YOU. 351 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,303 - WHAT IS THIS? 352 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,096 - A FLASH DRIVE WITH THE SONG ON IT. 353 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,766 - HOW MANY GIGS? - I DON'T KNOW-- EIGHT? 354 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,644 - KINDA SMALL. 355 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,729 [MUSIC] 356 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,896 - BUT THE MOST SURPRISING PART OF THE PLAY 357 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,440 HAPPENED AT THE END 358 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,025 WHEN THE MONSTER GOUGED OUT PRICILLA'S EYES, 359 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:23,196 WHICH, FOR WHATEVER REASON, I FOUND REALLY FUNNY. 360 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,238 QUESTIONS? 361 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,199 - I HAVE TWO QUESTIONS. 362 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,118 - OKAY, NO QUESTIONS, GREAT, I'M DONE. 363 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:33,247 - THANK YOU, JADE, FOR THAT DISTURBING REPORT. 364 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,333 ROBBIE, YOU'RE UP. 365 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,084 - RIGHT. 366 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,508 HELLO, EVERYBODY. 367 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,718 - HI! 368 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,430 - MY REPORT IS ON... 369 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,432 VAUDEVILLE. 370 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,309 NOW, IF YOU ALL LOOK AT-- 371 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,562 OH, MY GOD. 372 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,980 - AWW, YOUR GRANDMOTHER WANTS TO CHAT. 373 00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,567 - ROBBIE, ROBBIE, 374 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,652 CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? 375 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,405 - HI, MAMMAW. IS THIS IMPORTANT, 'CAUSE I'M KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF-- 376 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:08,949 - HOW DO I OPEN THE INTERNET? 377 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,285 - GRANDMA, GRANDMA, YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET. 378 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,953 WE COULDN'T BE VIDEO-CHATTING IF YOU WEREN'T ON-- 379 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,080 - HEY, ROBBIE, 380 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,665 I SEE YOUR PUPPET. 381 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,959 ARE YOU STILL TAKING YOUR PUPPET TO SCHOOL? 382 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,461 - REX IS NOT A PUPPET! 383 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:24,006 - MAURY, ROBBIE STILL PLAYS WITH HIS PUPPET. 384 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,426 (Maury) - I'M IN THE BATHROOM! 385 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,595 - DOING WHAT? 386 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,971 - OH! AAH. 387 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:35,351 - ROBBIE, ROBBIE, ROBBIE! 388 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,520 [MUSIC] 389 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,654 - HEY, VEGA. 390 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,865 TORI. - WHAT? 391 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,200 - TRY THIS COFFEE AND TELL ME WHAT IT TASTES LIKE. 392 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,122 - HAZELNUT? 393 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,998 - I DON'T KNOW, I FOUND IT IN THE GARBAGE. 394 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,963 - HEY, TORI. HEY, TORI'S FRIEND. 395 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:07,133 - YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY HER FRIEND. 396 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,301 - SO, LISTEN-- 397 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:09,928 - I'M NOT BUYING YOU A PRESENT. 398 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,513 - AH, YOU ALREADY DID. 399 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,640 THIS HAT. 400 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,224 - I DIDN'T BUY YOU THAT HAT. 401 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,267 - DID TOO. 402 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,227 WELL, INDIRECTLY. 403 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,437 SEE, I SOLD THE SONG 404 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,272 AND USED THE MONEY TO BUY THE HAT. 405 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,023 I KNOW MOST GIRLS CAN'T PULL OFF THE WHOLE HAT LOOK, 406 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,317 BUT MY HEAD HAS A PERFECT SHAPE, YOU KNOW, SO-- 407 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,568 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 408 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,069 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 409 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,655 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SOLD THE SONG I GAVE YOU? 410 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,531 - WELL, YOU KNOW MY FRIEND MOLLY? 411 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,783 - LITTLE FEET, BIG THIGHS? 412 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,743 - MM-HMM. 413 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:36,245 HER UNCLE IS ONE OF THE MAIN DUDES AT DEVOLUTION RECORDS. 414 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,582 I PLAYED THE SONG FOR HIM AND HE, LIKE, FREAKED OVER IT. 415 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,042 - THE SONG I SANG FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? 416 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,838 - YEAH! HE GAVE ME 500 BUCKS FOR THE RIGHTS. 417 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,380 AND GET THIS-- 418 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,883 HE WANTS ME TO RECORD IT PROFESSIONALLY. 419 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,135 - YOU? YOU'RE GONNA SING IT? 420 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,513 - OF COURSE, HE THINKS IT COULD BE A HIT. 421 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,974 I TURNED YOUR TERRIBLE PRESENT INTO A NEW HAT 422 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,351 AND A GREAT OPPORTUNITY. 423 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,936 - BUT WAIT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT DOES HE KNOW 424 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,188 THAT I WAS THE ONE SINGING THE SONG AND NOT YOU? 425 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:05,399 - YOU KNOW, THAT DID NOT COME UP. 426 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,986 - TRINA, HOW CAN YOU JUST DO THAT? YOU CAN'T-- 427 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,362 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] - GOT TO SCAMPER. 428 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,864 HEY, ARE YOU GONNA FINISH YOUR COFFEE? 429 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:14,074 - NO. JADE FOUND THIS IN THE... 430 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,451 YOU CAN HAVE IT. 431 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:22,959 THAT'S RIGHT, DRINK THE GARBAGE COFFEE. 432 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,298 - COME ON. - NO! 433 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,676 YOU SAID YOU WERE TALKING ME TO PLAY BABY GOLF. 434 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,387 - WE'LL ONLY BE HERE A HALF HOUR. 435 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,638 [DOORBELL] 436 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,306 - BUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER HATES ME. 437 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,350 - SHE DOESN'T HATE YOU. 438 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:43,354 - AAH! WHY DID YOU BRING THAT ONE? 439 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,440 - BYE. - STAY. 440 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,238 WHO IS THIS? - ROBBIE, THIS IS BRENDA, 441 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,575 MY FRIEND RONA'S COUSIN'S GRANDDAUGHTER. 442 00:17:55,616 --> 00:18:00,246 BRENDA, THIS IS MY GRANDSON, ROBBIE. 443 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,622 - HI, IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU. 444 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,041 WHY IS SHE HERE? 445 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,793 - SO YOU DON'T END UP WITH ONE OF THOSE. 446 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,337 - I'M LEAVING NOW. - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 447 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,423 - ROBBIE IS SO SMART. 448 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,466 HE'S HERE TO FIX THE INTERNET. 449 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,052 - YEAH, WHY DON'T I GO DO THAT? 450 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,261 - HEY, WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? 451 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:18,138 SPEND SOME TIME, GET TO KNOW BRENDA. 452 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,265 - MAMMAW! 453 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,226 - IS THAT A FACE? 454 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,730 [MUSIC] 455 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,443 - TRINA, YOU SET? - I AM SUPER SET. 456 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,695 - OKAY, THEN WE'RE GONNA PUT ONE DOWN. 457 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,656 - YES, LET'S PUT ONE DOWN. 458 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:37,784 - TRACK ONE. 459 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,660 - PLAYBACK. [MUSIC] 460 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,041 [OFF-KEY] - ♪ I DON'T WANNA MAKE A SCENE ♪ 461 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,961 ♪ I DON'T WANNA LET YOU DOWN ♪ 462 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,545 ♪ I TRY TO DO MY OWN THING ♪ 463 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,965 ♪ AND I'M STARTING TO FIGURE IT OUT ♪ 464 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,674 ♪ BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ 465 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,676 ♪ KEEP IT TOGETHER ♪ 466 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,304 ♪ WHEREVER WE GO... ♪ 467 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,431 [CONTINUES SINGING OFF-KEY] 468 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,849 [MUSIC STOPS] 469 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,601 - I'M NOT HEARING ANY MUSIC ANYMORE. 470 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,104 - UH, YEAH, YOUR VOCAL, YOU'RE NOT SOUNDING LIKE YOU DID 471 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,272 ON THE LIVE DEMO YOU PLAYED FOR ME. 472 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,649 - OH, RIGHT. 473 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,859 I WAS JUST TRYING IT A DIFFERENT WAY. 474 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,486 - OH, OKAY, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY 475 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,195 SINGING IT LIKE YOU DID ON THE DEMO? 476 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,322 - YES, SIR. 477 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,074 NO PROBLEMO. 478 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,492 - GREAT, GREAT. 479 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,994 LET'S GO AGAIN. 480 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,161 - TAKE TWO. 481 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,538 [MUSIC] 482 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,127 [OFF-KEY] - ♪ I DON'T WANNA MAKE A SCENE ♪ 483 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,796 ♪ I DON'T WANNA LET YOU DOWN ♪ 484 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,422 ♪ I TRY TO DO MY OWN THING ♪ 485 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,633 ♪ AND I'M STARTING TO FIGURE IT OUT ♪ 486 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,259 - CAN'T YOU MAKE HER SOUND BETTER? 487 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,427 - YUP. 488 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:41,681 [SINGING STOPS, MUSIC CONTINUES] 489 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,182 - YOU JUST TURNED OFF HER MIC. 490 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,518 - MM-HMM. 491 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,895 SOUND BETTER? - YEAH. 492 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,532 - A GIRL DOESN'T DYE HER HAIR THAT COLOR 493 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,951 UNLESS SHE HAS PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS. 494 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,369 - MY HAIR COLOR HAS NOTHING TO DO 495 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,245 WITH MY PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS. 496 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,289 - DON'T YOU USE THAT TONE WITH ME, YOUNG LADY. 497 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,457 - WELL, YOU SAID A BUNCH OF MEAN THINGS TO ME. 498 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:09,667 MY MOM THINKS IT'S OKAY. 499 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,627 - WHY WOULD YOUR MOTHER ALLOW THAT? 500 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:14,172 OVER MY DEAD BODY, WOULD I LET MY GRANDSON EVER MARRY-- 501 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,549 - WE'RE JUST FRIENDS! 502 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,550 - OH, NO, NO, NO! 503 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,634 OH, THIS IS BAD NEWS. 504 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,970 OH, NO. 505 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,138 - WHAT? 506 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,723 - WHAT'S WRONG, SWEETHEART? 507 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,142 - THEY CANCELED THE INTERNET. 508 00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,185 - HUH? 509 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,354 - YEAH, LOOK. 510 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,023 YOU KNOW, BAD ECONOMY, LOW RATINGS, 511 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,400 THEY JUST CANCELLED THE WHOLE INTERNET. 512 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,610 SEE, IT SAYS RIGHT THERE ON THE SCREEN. 513 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,572 - AWW, THAT'S TOO BAD. 514 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,823 - THAT'S TERRIBLE. 515 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,282 - YEAH, IT'S A TRAGEDY. 516 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,493 BYE, MAMMAW. LET'S GO, CAT. 517 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,162 - HEY, WAIT, ROBBIE. 518 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,872 I MADE YOU A CHICKEN. 519 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:48,956 - GIVE IT TO BRENDA. 520 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,290 - BYE. 521 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,502 [MUSIC] 522 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,088 [OFF-KEY] - ♪ AND IT'S CRAZY ♪ 523 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,882 ♪ THAT SOMEONE COULD CHANGE ME ♪ 524 00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:01,343 ♪ NOW NO MATTER WHAT IT IS I HAVE TO DO ♪ 525 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,846 ♪ I'M NOT AFRAID TO TRY ♪ 526 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,182 - NO, NO. 527 00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,392 OH, NO, NO. 528 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,061 - BUT WHAT HAPPENED? I WAS FEELING THAT ONE. 529 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,354 YOU WEREN'T FEELING IT? 530 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,898 - OKAY, WHAT UP? 531 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,191 - OH, YOU WANT ME TO SING LOUDER? 532 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:17,693 - NO! 533 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,153 THAT LIVE DEMO YOU PLAYED FOR ME, 534 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,280 HOW COME YOU CAN'T SING LIKE THAT NOW? 535 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,782 - WELL... 536 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,825 - ARE YOU THE SINGER ON THE DEMO OR NOT? 537 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:29,622 - I'M GENETICALLY SIMILAR TO THAT SINGER. 538 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,582 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, I'M PULLING THE PLUG ON THIS. 539 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,251 - NO, NO, WAIT. - HEY, PULL THE PLUG, MAN. 540 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,794 WE'RE GOING HOME. - JUST WAIT A SECOND. 541 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,170 LET ME FIX THIS. 542 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,713 - HOW? 543 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,928 WHAT-- WHO ARE YOU GONNA CALL? - JUST SHUSH. 544 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:44,929 [MUSIC] 545 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,597 - ♪ I MIGHT BE CRAZY ♪ 546 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,683 ♪ HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU? ♪ 547 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:53,646 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON THAT I'M NOT AFRAID TO FLY ♪ 548 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,982 - SHE KILLING IT OR WHAT? - SHE'S FANTASTIC. 549 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,442 - ♪ THAT SOMEONE COULD CHANGE ME ♪ 550 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,695 ♪ NOW NO MATTER WHAT IT IS I HAVE TO DO ♪ 551 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,697 ♪ I'M NOT AFRAID TO TRY ♪ 552 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,824 - CAN I HAVE A COFFEE? 553 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,034 - NO! 554 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,287 - IT'S NOT GOOD. 555 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,455 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 556 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,540 IT'S SO GOOD. 557 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:14,708 - BRING IT DOWN. 558 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,210 [MUSIC AND SINGING BECOME LOWER] 559 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,378 YEAH. 560 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,174 WHAT? SHUT UP. 561 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,009 DON'T PLAY WITH ME, MAN. 562 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,885 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 563 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,846 OKAY, WE'RE ON OUR WAY. 564 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,181 CUT IT, CUT IT. 565 00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:30,016 - WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A TAKE. 566 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,185 - CUT THE SESSION, MAN. [MUSIC AND SINGING STOP] 567 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,436 - WHAT HAPPENED? ARE WE TAKING A BREAK? 568 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,189 - THAT WAS JESSE. 569 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,316 HE PLAYED THE SONG FOR BEYONCÉ AND SHE WENT NUTS OVER IT. 570 00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:39,942 - SHUT UP! - SHE MIGHT WANNA RECORD IT. 571 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,735 - BEYONCÉ? - HE'S WITH HER RIGHT NOW. 572 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:42,903 - OH, MY GOD! 573 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:44,404 - WHAT'S HAPPENING OUT THERE? 574 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,406 - BEYONCÉ LIKES OUR SONG? - MY SONG. 575 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,575 BEST 500 BUCKS I EVER SPENT! 576 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,161 - HELLO? 577 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,205 - COME ON, MAN, LET'S GO MEET BEYONCÉ. 578 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:54,832 - CAN I COME? - NO! 579 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,168 - BUT I WANNA MEET-- - AREN'T YOU GONNA-- YO. 580 00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:59,419 REALLY? THE LIGHTS. 581 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,173 - GUYS? 582 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,799 [MUSIC] 583 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,303 - GOING TO THE SLAP.COM IS LIKE... 584 00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:08,386 - IT'S A SLAP. 585 00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:10,014 - ...A WONDERFUL BOWL 586 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,891 OF HOT, FRESH MILK. 587 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:14,392 - THE SLAP.COM. 588 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:17,730 - IT'S LIKE BEING SLAPPED BY THE INTERNET. 589 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:21,067 - OKAY. - NO, THAT'S DISTURBING. 590 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,985 - YEAH. 591 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:25,403 - COULD I GET A RUBBER BAND? 592 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,199 - MMM! 593 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,869 - YOU FAILED.