- SO, I'M SMILING LIKE THIS, RIGHT?
- COME ON, GET--
[GRUNTING]
- TORI. - WHAT'S UP?
- I'M HAVING A HORN PROBLEM.
WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT ANYWAY?
- EVERYONE AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS HAS TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT.
- OKAY, WELL, I SING. MY THROAT IS MY INSTRUMENT.
I'M A THROAT PLAYER.
- DOESN'T COUNT. - AND IT SOUNDS KINDA GROSS.
- WHY DID YOU PICK THE FRENCH HORN?
- I DON'T KNOW,
I LIKE FRENCH FRIES, FRENCH TOAST...
- ONE TIME WHEN I WAS EATING
FRENCH TOAST AT A RESTAURANT,
I STARTED LAUGHING,
AND THEN I STARTED CHOKING.
SO THE LADY WHO RAN THE RESTAURANT
MADE ME LEAVE.
SO LET'S HEAR YOUR HORN!
- YEAH, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE GIRL.
- YOU KNOW, I'M HALF LATINA.
- THEN HIT IT, MUCHACHA.
[BROKEN NOTES PLAYING]
- I THINK IT'S BROKEN.
- HERE, LET ME FIX IT.
[SKILLED PLAYING]
- IT'S NOT BROKEN.
- ♪ HERE I AM ♪
♪ ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ FEELING LOST ♪
♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪
♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ AND WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪
♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW ♪
♪ YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID ♪
♪ TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪
♪ YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW ♪
♪ THAT IF YOU LIVE ♪
♪ IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪
[GRUNTING AND PUNCHING THROUGHOUT]
- BECK!
HEY, HEY, YOU GUYS!
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
OH, OH, GET OFF--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - TORI!
[BOY] - GET OFF OF ME!
WHO IS THIS CHICK?!
- RELAX, RELAX, RELAX.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA-- YO, YO, COME ON.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- THAT GUY WAS BEATING UP BECK.
- OH, YOU POOR THING.
- WE WERE PRACTICING.
- THIS IS RUSS. - I'M RUSS!
- HE'S A PROFESSIONAL STUNTMAN. I INVITED HIM HERE
TO TEACH THE CLASS ABOUT STAGE FIGHTING.
- AND NOW, TORI SAYS,
"WHAT'S STAGE FIGHTING?"
- I WASN'T GONNA SAY THAT.
WHAT IS IT?
- FAKE FIGHTING THAT LOOKS REAL,
LIKE FOR A PLAY OR A MOVIE. - OH.
- I TOOK A CLASS WITH HIM LAST SUMMER.
- WELL, IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HURTING YOU.
- WHY DO YOU CARE?
-'CAUSE I FIGURE, HE ALREADY
SUFFERS ENOUGH PAIN DATING YOU.
- YOU WANNA SEE PAIN? - HEY, WHY DON'T WE
GO SIT OVER THERE?
- WHY DOES SHE HATE ME?
- MAYBE SHE HEARD YOU PLAY THE FRENCH HORN.
- NOW, IF I THROW A PUNCH AT CAT,
LIKE THIS...
[CAT GASPING]
...IT'S EASY TO SEE
THAT MY FIST DIDN'T CONNECT WITH HER FACE.
- THANK YOU.
- BUT IF WE STAGE IT FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE...
THEN...
LIKE I SHOWED YOU?
SOUND EFFECT, READY? - ALL SET.
- TO THE AUDIENCE OR CAMERA,
IT'LL LOOK LIKE THIS.
[PUNCHING EFFECT]
- I'M OKAY, EVERYONE.
[CLAPPING]
- ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA PAIR YOU GUYS UP,
AND EACH TEAM WILL WORK
WITH RUSS THIS WEEK TO PREPARE A FIGHT SCENE.
- I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS STEVE.
- HE DOES LOOK LIKE A STEVE.
[CHATTERING]
- MY NAME IS RUSS!
- OKAY, AND ON FRIDAY,
YOU WILL ALL PERFORM YOUR FIGHT SCENES HERE
IN FRONT OF THE CLASS.
NOW, THE PAIRS WILL BE:
BECK AND CAT, ANDRE AND GWEN,
DARREN AND JESS, TORI AND JADE.
- TORI AND WHO?
[BELLS RINGING]
UH, WAIT, I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH MY PARTNER.
- JUST A SEC.
- HEY, PARTNER.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR OUR FIGHT...
SCENE.
- GULP.
♪♪
- STATUS REPORT!
STATUS REPORT!
WILL YOU PLEASE READ THE NEXT LINE?
- I DON'T WANNA HELP YOU REHEARSE.
- I MADE YOU OATMEAL THIS MORNING.
- I WANTED A STEAK SANDWICH.
- OKAY, AUDITIONING NEXT
ARE TRINA VEGA AND ROBBIE SHAPIRO.
- UH-OH, NO, NO, NO.
THE PUPPET GUY? - EXCUSE ME.
- COULD I PLEASE AUDITION WITH SOMEONE ELSE?
- YOU KNOW, YOU CAN WHISPER THAT.
- IT'S JUST AN AUDITION.
- BUT...
[SIGHING]
LEAVE THE PUPPET.
- HEY, IT'S COOL. JUST SET ME DOWN
NEXT TO THE HOT BLONDE.
- WAIT UP! - WALK FASTER!
- I'LL WALK FASTER.
- ALL RIGHT.
IT'S WORLD WAR II, 1944.
YOU'RE IN A SUBMARINE,
1,700 FEET DOWN IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN,
AND YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA DIE.
ACTION.
- OH, MY GOD, LIEUTENANT,
STATUS REPORT.
- WE'VE BEEN HIT ON THE PORT SIDE, CAPTAIN.
OUR ENGINES ARE FAILING.
- TORPEDOES? - NONE LEFT.
- OY.
HOW DEEP ARE WE? - 1,700 FEET.
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO DEEPER.
- BUT WE'LL I'M-PLODE!
- IMPLODE. - BUT WE'LL IMPLODE!
- LISTEN, I'D RATHER DIE DOWN HERE
THAN LIVE UP THERE, CAPTURED BY THE ENEMY.
- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE BRAVE...
OR INSANE. [CRYING]
- HEY, STOP IT. YOU'RE A SOLDIER!
- I AM ALSO A WOMAN WHO LOVES YOU.
- THAT WAS FANTASTIC!
- UH, THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE.
- WHAT'S NOT MY LINE...?
- ACTUALLY, THAT WAS GREAT, YOU GUYS.
- REALLY?
'CAUSE IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GREAT WITH HIM,
JUST IMAGINE ME WITH A GOOD ACTOR.
- HUH, I'LL DO THAT.
BRING IN THE NEXT TWO.
ROBBIE. - SCENE.
♪♪
- LOOK AT HER. - WHO?
- JADE! I GUARANTEE YOU
SHE'S TELLING BECK ALL ABOUT HOW
SHE'S GONNA PUNCH ME WHEN WE DO OUR SCENE.
- I WONDER IF MIRRORS WORK IN OUTER SPACE.
- I MEAN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO IF SHE REALLY HITS ME?
- BLEED, BURST INTO TEARS. - I'M SERIOUS.
- IT'S STAGE FIGHTING. NO ONE REALLY HITS ANYBODY.
- YEAH, BUT ACCIDENTS HAPPEN, AND WHAT IF SHE MAKES
AN ACCIDENT HAPPEN ON PURPOSE?
- YOU KNOW THE WORD MIRROR HAS ONLY SIX LETTERS
AND HALF OF THEM ARE Rs?
- HAVEN'T YOU AND JADE BEEN REHEARSING?
- YEAH, YESTERDAY AFTER SCHOOL
AND THIS MORNING DURING STUDY HALL.
- AND DID SHE HIT YOU FOR REAL?
- NO, 'CAUSE SHE PROBABLY WANTS TO WAIT AND DO IT
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS TO HUMILIATE ME.
- WELL, IF SHE DOES,
SHE LOSES HALF A LETTER GRADE.
- OH, GREAT. SO SHE GETS AN "A MINUS"
AND I GET A BROKEN EYE AND A BLACK NOSE.
- I THINK YOU MEANT-- - I KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
- MY DOG HAS A BLACK NOSE. IT'S SO CUTE.
IT'S LIKE A BABY MEATBALL.
- MEATBALLS ARE BROWN.
- YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME!
- YOU WANT HALF HER SANDWICH?
- MM-HMM.
- HEY, BABY SISTER. - HEY.
- ANDY. - ANDRE.
- WANNA SIT WITH US? - NO.
WHAT'S UP, A-LISTERS?
- WHAT'S UP? - HEY...
- NO, NO, MAN! YOU WON'T TAKE MY PANTS AGAIN!
- HEY, HEY, TRINA.
EXCUSE ME-- MOVE. PLEASE, GO NOW.
[DISAPPOINTED MUTTERING]
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT-- DON'T GO. I'M NOT WITH--
WHY ARE YOU SITTING HERE?
- I DON'T KNOW, JUST HANGING.
I HOPE THAT WAS SOY MILK.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? - IF I DRINK REGULAR MILK,
THEN THE GAS BUILDS UP AND UP AND UP, AND I--
- WHY DID YOU KISS ME?!
- OH, BECAUSE WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
- WE WHAT?
- THE AUDITION SCENE,
THAT KISS.
- ROBBIE, I WAS PLAYING A PART.
THE SCRIPT SAID THAT MY CHARACTER KISSES YOUR CHARACTER.
SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED.
- WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO CONVERT TO JUDAISM?
- WOW, YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS.
- IT'S NOT A DEAL BREAKER, BUT--
- REX!
ALL RIGHT, WHO TOOK HIS PANTS?!
I'LL CALL YOU?
- YEAH, DON'T.
♪♪
[ANDRE] - I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER.
- DON'T, AAH!
AUGH!
- AAH!
- AND SCENE.
[APPLAUSE]
- ALL RIGHT. NEXT UP, WE HAVE
TORI AND JADE.
- UM, OKAY, FOR OUR SCENE,
I'M GONNA BE PLAYING AN OLD LADY
WHO'S WALKING HOME FROM A BINGO GAME.
- AND I PLAY A BRUTAL MUGGER.
- YES, A BRUTAL MUGGER WHO MUGS ME
WITHOUT ACTUALLY HURTING ME.
- OKAY, AS ALWAYS, BE CAREFUL,
AND IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG,
JUST YELL THE SAFE WORD,
WHICH IS... BUTTERNUT.
- OKAY, GUYS, READY?
AND...
- BUTTERNUT. - WHAT.
- TORI, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
- I WAS TESTING THE SAFE WORD.
IT WORKS.
OKAY, I'M READY.
- AND...ACTION.
- OH, I CERTAINLY DID ENJOY THE BINGO,
ALTHOUGH I DO MISS BOB HOPE.
- GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.
- WHAT?! - I AIN'T PLAYING?
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY AND YOUR WATCH.
- OH, WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE THIS?
[LOUD THUD] - OWW!
BUTTERNUT!
- SHE'S BLEEDING.
- CUT. - LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE.
- ARE YOU OKAY? - NO!
TORI HIT ME IN THE FACE FOR REAL.
- NO, I DIDN'T.
- TELL THAT TO MY BLOODY EYE. OW!
- ALL RIGHT, YOU BETTER SIT DOWN.
- SOMEBODY GRAB A CHAIR.
- YEAH QUICKLY, GET A CHAIR.
- QUICK, GET A CHAIR.
- HERE, HERE, HERE.
- YEAH, THERE WE GO. JUST SIT DOWN.
- AUGH.
- THAT WAS A BREAKAWAY CHAIR.
- AW, BUTTERNUT!
♪♪
- PUT THAT ON YOUR FACE. - IT HURTS.
AAH.
- WHY'D YOU HIT JADE IN THE FACE WITH A CANE?
- I DIDN'T! - OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU.
DON'T HIT ME.
- WILL YOU BACK ME UP HERE?
- OKAY, LOOK, I'M SURE TORI DIDN'T MEAN
TO WHACK JADE IN THE FACE WITH THE CANE.
- OHH, WHY DOES EVERYONE
THINK I HIT HER?
- WELL, WE WERE WATCHING
YOU GUYS DO A SCENE.
YOU HIT HER ACROSS THE FACE WITH YOUR CANE.
SHE FELL DOWN,
AND NOW HER EYE'S ALL BLOODY.
- WELL, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HIT HER?
- I KINDA THINK IT DOES.
- JADE, YOU KNOW I DIDN'T HIT YOU.
I SWUNG, BUT I MISSED.
- LOOK, TORI... - OHH.
- HEY, WE GOTTA GET HER TO THE NURSE.
- BUT I DIDN'T HIT HER.
- CAN SOMEONE CALL MY MOM?
- I'LL CALL YOUR MOM. - SHE DOESN'T NEED HER MOM.
DON'T BOTHER HER MOM!
- I GOTTA CALL HER MOM.
- AND I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST STARTING TO BE FRIENDS.
- BUT I DIDN'T...
- NO, NO, I DIDN'T GET THE ROLE.
I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY 'CAUSE I'M TOO PRETTY
TO BE ON A SUBMARINE.
YES, I AM. SHUT UP.
[DOORBELL] ONE SEC.
- HI.
- OH, MY GOD.
- DO YOU LIKE STUFFED CABBAGE?
MY MOM MADE THIS, AND IF YOU HAVE
A COUPLE OF EXTRA FORKS, I THOUGHT MAYBE--
- I DON'T LIKE YOU.
- YEAH, YOU CAN SAY THAT
BUT I KNOW HOW I FELT.
THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU CAN KISS ME LIKE THAT
AND NOT FEEL THE--
SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA CLOSE THE DOOR...
[LOCK TURNING]
... AND LOCK IT.
AND THEN TURN OFF THE PORCH LIGHT?
♪♪
- OH, HEY, TORI.
HAVE A SEAT.
YOU LOOK A LITTLE WORRIED.
- YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT FUN GETTING CALLED INTO
THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE.
- YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE.
I'M HERE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR VIOLENCE ISSUES.
- I'M NOT VIOLENT.
- I BELIEVE YOU. - THEN WHY IS HE HERE?
EXPLAIN THAT.
- TORI, I KNOW THAT JADE
PROBABLY ISN'T YOUR FAVORITE PERSON.
- SO? - SO IN LIFE,
JUST BECAUSE WE MAY NOT LIKE SOMEONE,
THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S OKAY TO BEAT 'EM WITH A CANE.
- I DIDN'T!
OH, RELAX, DERRICK.
I DID NOT HIT JADE WITH THAT CANE.
- THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN HER BLACK EYE?
- UH, I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST GETTING WATER.
- LISTEN, YOU WERE UNDER A LOT OF STRESS
AND YOU WERE WORRIED THAT JADE WAS GONNA HIT YOU, RIGHT?
- WELL, YEAH.
- SO YOU WERE AFRAID.
YOUR ADRENALINE WAS PUMPING,
AND MAYBE IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT,
YOU SWUNG ON JADE WITH THAT CANE FOR REAL.
MAYBE...
- MAYBE.
- I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE.
- AH-HAH!
- DERRICK!
NOW, DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER
ADMITTING THAT YOU HIT JADE?
- IF I SAY, YES, CAN I GO?
- SURE. - OKAY, FINE, THEN, YES.
- WAIT, AREN'T YOU GONNA PUNISH HER?
- DERRICK! - DON'T HIT HIM.
- I WASN'T GONNA. CAN YOU JUST
TELL ME MY PUNISHMENT? - TWO WEEKS OF DETENTION.
- OH. - AND--
- AND? - ON FRIDAY NIGHT,
THE MIDDLE SCHOOL'S DOING A PLAY
HERE IN THE BLACK BOX THEATRE.
IT ENDS WITH A BIG FOOD FIGHT SCENE.
- SO? - SO, YOU HAVE TO CLEAN
THE THEATRE AFTER THE SHOW.
YOU KNOW, SCRAPE THE FOOD OFF THE WALLS.
- I'D HAVE SAID THREE WEEKS DETENTION.
- DERRICK!
- I'LL PULL IT. - I'LL PULL IT.
♪♪
- HEY, HOW YA FEELING?
- MY EYE HURTS.
- OH, YEAH, WHICH ONE?
- CUTE.
I WANT COFFEE.
- WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD?
- GET ME SOME COFFEE... PLEASE.
- ACTUALLY, THE MAGIC WORD WAS LOTION.
BUT I'LL ACCEPT YOUR "PLEASE" 'CAUSE YOU GOT A BOO-BOO EYE.
- TWO SUGARS. - I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- COME ON.
GO OUT WITH ME ON SATURDAY NIGHT.
- I'VE ALREADY GOT PLANS. - SUNDAY NIGHT?
- YOU MAKE ME SICK. - MONDAY?
- NO. - WEDNESDAY?
[REX] - UH-OH, SHE'S GETTING UP.
- TRINA, HEY, WAIT,
BABY, AH.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- TRINA'S IN DENIAL.
- AH, YOU'RE STILL ON THAT? - TRINA LOVES ME.
- IT WAS A STAGE KISS. SHE WAS ACTING.
- YOU DIDN'T FEEL THE KISS.
A GIRL CAN'T FAKE THAT KIND OF HEAT.
I DON'T CARE IF SHE TELLS ME A THOUSAND TIMES
THAT IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING--
- SEE?
- I WANT YOU TO MEET MY PARENTS.
- THERE SHE IS.
[GASPING]
- HUH, YOU GUYS,
YOU'RE SO DEAD.
[SURPRISED LAUGHTER]
- OH, MY GOD, JADE.
I'M SO SORRY, PLEASE DON'T DESTROY ME SOCIALLY,
I DIDN'T MEAN TO. - JUST FORGET IT.
♪♪
- OH HEY, JADE. - I CAN'T TALK-- NO.
- JADE, WAIT UP, WAIT UP. - WHAT?!
- OH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYE?
- TORI HIT ME WITH A CANE, REMEMBER?
- YEAH, BUT NEVER SEEN
A BLACK EYE DRIP BEFORE.
THIS IS MAKE-UP.
TORI NEVER HIT YOU, DID SHE?
- FAKE BLACK EYE, FAKE BLOOD.
- LOOK, YOU CANNOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS,
ESPECIALLY TORI.
- I WON'T.
TORI! - SHUT UP!
ANDRE! - TORI, WHERE ARE YOU?
- WILL YOU PLEASE STOP? - ANYBODY SEEN TORI?
- NOBODY BOTHER TORI.
FALSE ALARM. HE ATE A BAD TACO.
♪♪
- IS THAT MAC 'N' CHEESE?
- WHO CARES!?
- JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS MAC 'N' CHEESE.
- I DON'T GET IT.
- WHAT?
- I KNOW ANDRE TOLD YOU
THAT I FAKED EVERYTHING:
THE BLOOD, THE BLACK EYE.
WHAT IS THAT, MAC 'N' CHEESE?
- LOOKS LIKE IT, RIGHT?
- WHY ARE YOU HERE? - WHY ARE YOU HERE?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ON ME?
- 'CAUSE, WE BOTH GO TO SCHOOL HERE
AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE MUCH FUN FOR EITHER ONE OF US
IF WE'RE FIGHTING ALL THE TIME.
- SO, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET ME GET AWAY WITH IT.
YOU TOOK DETENTION AND A LOWER GRADE
AND YOU'RE SCRAPING CRUSTY PUDDING OFF THE WALL
ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, JUST SO I WON'T GET IN TROUBLE?
- PRETTY MUCH.
- WELL, YOU CAN'T BE NICE TO ME WHEN I'VE BEEN MEAN TO YOU.
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
- WELL, THEN, TRY BEING NICE TO ME SOMETIME.
MAYBE THAT WILL WORK. NOW, GO PLAY.
I GOTTA SCRAPE THIS ONION DIP OFF THE WALL.
OR ONION PUS...
[BACKPACK CLATTERING]
- THIS MIGHT BE MORE FUN WITH SOME TUNES.
[BEEP]
♪♪
- ♪ WHO'S GONNA LIKE THAT CHESHIRE CAT... ♪
♪♪
- HEY, D, COME SCRAPE WITH US.
THIS IS FUN.
- ALL RIGHT.
- ♪ BUT I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONE AND ONLY ♪
♪ GAME YOU'RE PLAYING ♪
♪ YOU KNOW I LOVE THE PUNISHMENT ♪
♪ SO GIRL KEEP SAYING ♪
- HERE, TRY IT WITH TWO.
- ♪ THERE'S NO ONE ELSE ABOVE ME ♪
♪ I'M THE KING OF FOOLS ♪
♪ 'CAUSE BABY YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF WHITE LIES ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN YOU'RE THE QUEEN ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF WHITE LIES ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN YOU'RE THE QUEEN ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF WHITE LIES ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN YOU'RE THE QUEEN ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF WHITE LIES ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN YOU'RE THE QUEEN ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF WHITE LIES ♪♪
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[TIMER DINGING] - [MAN] MM.
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