1 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:11,595 - SO, I'M SMILING LIKE THIS, RIGHT? 2 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,514 - COME ON, GET-- 3 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:18,435 [GRUNTING] 4 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:20,771 - TORI. - WHAT'S UP? 5 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:23,649 - I'M HAVING A HORN PROBLEM. 6 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,609 WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT ANYWAY? 7 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,028 - EVERYONE AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS HAS TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT. 8 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:30,531 - OKAY, WELL, I SING. MY THROAT IS MY INSTRUMENT. 9 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,366 I'M A THROAT PLAYER. 10 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:35,118 - DOESN'T COUNT. - AND IT SOUNDS KINDA GROSS. 11 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,080 - WHY DID YOU PICK THE FRENCH HORN? 12 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,248 - I DON'T KNOW, 13 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,083 I LIKE FRENCH FRIES, FRENCH TOAST... 14 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,293 - ONE TIME WHEN I WAS EATING 15 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,503 FRENCH TOAST AT A RESTAURANT, 16 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,921 I STARTED LAUGHING, 17 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:47,214 AND THEN I STARTED CHOKING. 18 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:48,674 SO THE LADY WHO RAN THE RESTAURANT 19 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,217 MADE ME LEAVE. 20 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:55,514 SO LET'S HEAR YOUR HORN! 21 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,516 - YEAH, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE GIRL. 22 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,768 - YOU KNOW, I'M HALF LATINA. 23 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,562 - THEN HIT IT, MUCHACHA. 24 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,817 [BROKEN NOTES PLAYING] 25 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:14,115 - I THINK IT'S BROKEN. 26 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,617 - HERE, LET ME FIX IT. 27 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:22,165 [SKILLED PLAYING] 28 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,465 - IT'S NOT BROKEN. 29 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:39,683 - ♪ HERE I AM ♪ 30 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,351 ♪ ONCE AGAIN ♪ 31 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:42,811 ♪ FEELING LOST ♪ 32 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,688 ♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ 33 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:49,526 ♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪ 34 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:51,403 ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 35 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,613 ♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ 36 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,114 ♪ AND WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪ 37 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:57,284 ♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ 38 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:59,954 ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW ♪ 39 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,496 ♪ YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪ 40 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:06,293 ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID ♪ 41 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:10,089 ♪ TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪ 42 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,674 ♪ YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 43 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,342 ♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪ 44 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,719 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 45 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:18,097 ♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 46 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,347 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW ♪ 47 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,599 ♪ THAT IF YOU LIVE ♪ 48 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,517 ♪ IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 49 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:26,855 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 50 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,023 ♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪ 51 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,942 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 52 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:32,820 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪ 53 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,580 [GRUNTING AND PUNCHING THROUGHOUT] 54 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:47,542 - BECK! 55 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,753 HEY, HEY, YOU GUYS! 56 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:50,712 LEAVE HIM ALONE! 57 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:52,756 OH, OH, GET OFF-- 58 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:55,300 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - TORI! 59 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,969 [BOY] - GET OFF OF ME! 60 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:58,637 WHO IS THIS CHICK?! 61 00:02:58,679 --> 00:02:59,805 - RELAX, RELAX, RELAX. 62 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,223 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA-- YO, YO, COME ON. 63 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,517 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 64 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,144 - THAT GUY WAS BEATING UP BECK. 65 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:08,355 - OH, YOU POOR THING. 66 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:10,107 - WE WERE PRACTICING. 67 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:13,485 - THIS IS RUSS. - I'M RUSS! 68 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,612 - HE'S A PROFESSIONAL STUNTMAN. I INVITED HIM HERE 69 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:18,115 TO TEACH THE CLASS ABOUT STAGE FIGHTING. 70 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:19,783 - AND NOW, TORI SAYS, 71 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,785 "WHAT'S STAGE FIGHTING?" 72 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:24,038 - I WASN'T GONNA SAY THAT. 73 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:26,165 WHAT IS IT? 74 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,374 - FAKE FIGHTING THAT LOOKS REAL, 75 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:30,209 LIKE FOR A PLAY OR A MOVIE. - OH. 76 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:32,211 - I TOOK A CLASS WITH HIM LAST SUMMER. 77 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:34,089 - WELL, IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HURTING YOU. 78 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:35,757 - WHY DO YOU CARE? 79 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,342 -'CAUSE I FIGURE, HE ALREADY 80 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,927 SUFFERS ENOUGH PAIN DATING YOU. 81 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,304 - YOU WANNA SEE PAIN? - HEY, WHY DON'T WE 82 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,140 GO SIT OVER THERE? 83 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,601 - WHY DOES SHE HATE ME? 84 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,937 - MAYBE SHE HEARD YOU PLAY THE FRENCH HORN. 85 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,859 - NOW, IF I THROW A PUNCH AT CAT, 86 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,235 LIKE THIS... 87 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:57,571 [CAT GASPING] 88 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,239 ...IT'S EASY TO SEE 89 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,408 THAT MY FIST DIDN'T CONNECT WITH HER FACE. 90 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,744 - THANK YOU. 91 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,329 - BUT IF WE STAGE IT FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE... 92 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:07,915 THEN... 93 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,416 LIKE I SHOWED YOU? 94 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:11,919 SOUND EFFECT, READY? - ALL SET. 95 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,212 - TO THE AUDIENCE OR CAMERA, 96 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,005 IT'LL LOOK LIKE THIS. 97 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:16,381 [PUNCHING EFFECT] 98 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,928 - I'M OKAY, EVERYONE. 99 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:24,264 [CLAPPING] 100 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:26,391 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA PAIR YOU GUYS UP, 101 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,809 AND EACH TEAM WILL WORK 102 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,937 WITH RUSS THIS WEEK TO PREPARE A FIGHT SCENE. 103 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,396 - I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS STEVE. 104 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,689 - HE DOES LOOK LIKE A STEVE. 105 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,691 [CHATTERING] 106 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:35,734 - MY NAME IS RUSS! 107 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,695 - OKAY, AND ON FRIDAY, 108 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:41,031 YOU WILL ALL PERFORM YOUR FIGHT SCENES HERE 109 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,157 IN FRONT OF THE CLASS. 110 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,492 NOW, THE PAIRS WILL BE: 111 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:47,746 BECK AND CAT, ANDRE AND GWEN, 112 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:51,583 DARREN AND JESS, TORI AND JADE. 113 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,086 - TORI AND WHO? 114 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:57,380 [BELLS RINGING] 115 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:00,175 UH, WAIT, I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH MY PARTNER. 116 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:01,927 - JUST A SEC. 117 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,762 - HEY, PARTNER. 118 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:07,015 I CAN'T WAIT FOR OUR FIGHT... 119 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,767 SCENE. 120 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,980 - GULP. 121 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,274 ♪♪ 122 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,618 - STATUS REPORT! 123 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:30,580 STATUS REPORT! 124 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,332 WILL YOU PLEASE READ THE NEXT LINE? 125 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:34,042 - I DON'T WANNA HELP YOU REHEARSE. 126 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,211 - I MADE YOU OATMEAL THIS MORNING. 127 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,505 - I WANTED A STEAK SANDWICH. 128 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:42,550 - OKAY, AUDITIONING NEXT 129 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,595 ARE TRINA VEGA AND ROBBIE SHAPIRO. 130 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,139 - UH-OH, NO, NO, NO. 131 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:50,349 THE PUPPET GUY? - EXCUSE ME. 132 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:52,727 - COULD I PLEASE AUDITION WITH SOMEONE ELSE? 133 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,395 - YOU KNOW, YOU CAN WHISPER THAT. 134 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,148 - IT'S JUST AN AUDITION. 135 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,192 - BUT... 136 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,734 [SIGHING] 137 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,655 LEAVE THE PUPPET. 138 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,157 - HEY, IT'S COOL. JUST SET ME DOWN 139 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,533 NEXT TO THE HOT BLONDE. 140 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,125 - WAIT UP! - WALK FASTER! 141 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,543 - I'LL WALK FASTER. 142 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,217 - ALL RIGHT. 143 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,844 IT'S WORLD WAR II, 1944. 144 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,304 YOU'RE IN A SUBMARINE, 145 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,806 1,700 FEET DOWN IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN, 146 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,390 AND YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA DIE. 147 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,767 ACTION. 148 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,146 - OH, MY GOD, LIEUTENANT, 149 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:37,564 STATUS REPORT. 150 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:39,233 - WE'VE BEEN HIT ON THE PORT SIDE, CAPTAIN. 151 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,399 OUR ENGINES ARE FAILING. 152 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:41,818 - TORPEDOES? - NONE LEFT. 153 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,196 - OY. 154 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,447 HOW DEEP ARE WE? - 1,700 FEET. 155 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,033 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO DEEPER. 156 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,576 - BUT WE'LL I'M-PLODE! 157 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:53,205 - IMPLODE. - BUT WE'LL IMPLODE! 158 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:56,250 - LISTEN, I'D RATHER DIE DOWN HERE 159 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,877 THAN LIVE UP THERE, CAPTURED BY THE ENEMY. 160 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,546 - I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE BRAVE... 161 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,507 OR INSANE. [CRYING] 162 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:08,220 - HEY, STOP IT. YOU'RE A SOLDIER! 163 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:12,182 - I AM ALSO A WOMAN WHO LOVES YOU. 164 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:23,526 - THAT WAS FANTASTIC! 165 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,279 - UH, THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE. 166 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,863 - WHAT'S NOT MY LINE...? 167 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,032 - ACTUALLY, THAT WAS GREAT, YOU GUYS. 168 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,450 - REALLY? 169 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:31,701 'CAUSE IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GREAT WITH HIM, 170 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,494 JUST IMAGINE ME WITH A GOOD ACTOR. 171 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:36,248 - HUH, I'LL DO THAT. 172 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,749 BRING IN THE NEXT TWO. 173 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,879 ROBBIE. - SCENE. 174 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,883 ♪♪ 175 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,572 - LOOK AT HER. - WHO? 176 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,949 - JADE! I GUARANTEE YOU 177 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,409 SHE'S TELLING BECK ALL ABOUT HOW 178 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,869 SHE'S GONNA PUNCH ME WHEN WE DO OUR SCENE. 179 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,622 - I WONDER IF MIRRORS WORK IN OUTER SPACE. 180 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,252 - I MEAN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO IF SHE REALLY HITS ME? 181 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:25,839 - BLEED, BURST INTO TEARS. - I'M SERIOUS. 182 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,508 - IT'S STAGE FIGHTING. NO ONE REALLY HITS ANYBODY. 183 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,677 - YEAH, BUT ACCIDENTS HAPPEN, AND WHAT IF SHE MAKES 184 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,095 AN ACCIDENT HAPPEN ON PURPOSE? 185 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,765 - YOU KNOW THE WORD MIRROR HAS ONLY SIX LETTERS 186 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,142 AND HALF OF THEM ARE Rs? 187 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,521 - HAVEN'T YOU AND JADE BEEN REHEARSING? 188 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:43,190 - YEAH, YESTERDAY AFTER SCHOOL 189 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,732 AND THIS MORNING DURING STUDY HALL. 190 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,360 - AND DID SHE HIT YOU FOR REAL? 191 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,320 - NO, 'CAUSE SHE PROBABLY WANTS TO WAIT AND DO IT 192 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,322 IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS TO HUMILIATE ME. 193 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,990 - WELL, IF SHE DOES, 194 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,325 SHE LOSES HALF A LETTER GRADE. 195 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:54,742 - OH, GREAT. SO SHE GETS AN "A MINUS" 196 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:57,078 AND I GET A BROKEN EYE AND A BLACK NOSE. 197 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:00,165 - I THINK YOU MEANT-- - I KNOW WHAT I MEANT. 198 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,542 - MY DOG HAS A BLACK NOSE. IT'S SO CUTE. 199 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,419 IT'S LIKE A BABY MEATBALL. 200 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,838 - MEATBALLS ARE BROWN. 201 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,965 - YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME! 202 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,719 - YOU WANT HALF HER SANDWICH? 203 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,137 - MM-HMM. 204 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,098 - HEY, BABY SISTER. - HEY. 205 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,100 - ANDY. - ANDRE. 206 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,602 - WANNA SIT WITH US? - NO. 207 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,899 WHAT'S UP, A-LISTERS? 208 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,901 - WHAT'S UP? - HEY... 209 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,658 - NO, NO, MAN! YOU WON'T TAKE MY PANTS AGAIN! 210 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,997 - HEY, HEY, TRINA. 211 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,749 EXCUSE ME-- MOVE. PLEASE, GO NOW. 212 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,211 [DISAPPOINTED MUTTERING] 213 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,713 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT-- DON'T GO. I'M NOT WITH-- 214 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,092 WHY ARE YOU SITTING HERE? 215 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,969 - I DON'T KNOW, JUST HANGING. 216 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:10,318 I HOPE THAT WAS SOY MILK. 217 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,113 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? - IF I DRINK REGULAR MILK, 218 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,697 THEN THE GAS BUILDS UP AND UP AND UP, AND I-- 219 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,032 - WHY DID YOU KISS ME?! 220 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:19,327 - OH, BECAUSE WE LIKE EACH OTHER. 221 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,661 - WE WHAT? 222 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,080 - THE AUDITION SCENE, 223 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,498 THAT KISS. 224 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,167 - ROBBIE, I WAS PLAYING A PART. 225 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,669 THE SCRIPT SAID THAT MY CHARACTER KISSES YOUR CHARACTER. 226 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:29,754 SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 227 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,298 THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED. 228 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,134 - WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO CONVERT TO JUDAISM? 229 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,635 - WOW, YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS. 230 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,596 - IT'S NOT A DEAL BREAKER, BUT-- 231 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,473 - REX! 232 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,766 ALL RIGHT, WHO TOOK HIS PANTS?! 233 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,104 I'LL CALL YOU? 234 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,606 - YEAH, DON'T. 235 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,650 ♪♪ 236 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,951 [ANDRE] - I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER. 237 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,995 - DON'T, AAH! 238 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:03,788 AUGH! 239 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,457 - AAH! 240 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,336 - AND SCENE. 241 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,171 [APPLAUSE] 242 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,091 - ALL RIGHT. NEXT UP, WE HAVE 243 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,468 TORI AND JADE. 244 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,565 - UM, OKAY, FOR OUR SCENE, 245 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:31,858 I'M GONNA BE PLAYING AN OLD LADY 246 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,194 WHO'S WALKING HOME FROM A BINGO GAME. 247 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,737 - AND I PLAY A BRUTAL MUGGER. 248 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,368 - YES, A BRUTAL MUGGER WHO MUGS ME 249 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,496 WITHOUT ACTUALLY HURTING ME. 250 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,414 - OKAY, AS ALWAYS, BE CAREFUL, 251 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,124 AND IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG, 252 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,750 JUST YELL THE SAFE WORD, 253 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,837 WHICH IS... BUTTERNUT. 254 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:58,677 - OKAY, GUYS, READY? 255 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,514 AND... 256 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,432 - BUTTERNUT. - WHAT. 257 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,603 - TORI, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 258 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,689 - I WAS TESTING THE SAFE WORD. 259 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:11,981 IT WORKS. 260 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,110 OKAY, I'M READY. 261 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:19,072 - AND...ACTION. 262 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:22,867 - OH, I CERTAINLY DID ENJOY THE BINGO, 263 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,412 ALTHOUGH I DO MISS BOB HOPE. 264 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,415 - GIVE ME YOUR MONEY. 265 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,916 - WHAT?! - I AIN'T PLAYING? 266 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,710 GIVE ME YOUR MONEY AND YOUR WATCH. 267 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:35,547 - OH, WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE THIS? 268 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,632 [LOUD THUD] - OWW! 269 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,510 BUTTERNUT! 270 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,471 BUTTERNUT! - SHE'S BLEEDING. 271 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,931 - CUT. - LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE. 272 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,182 - ARE YOU OKAY? - NO! 273 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,560 TORI HIT ME IN THE FACE FOR REAL. 274 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:49,728 - NO, I DIDN'T. 275 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,188 - TELL THAT TO MY BLOODY EYE. OW! 276 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,398 - ALL RIGHT, YOU BETTER SIT DOWN. 277 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,399 - SOMEBODY GRAB A CHAIR. 278 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,609 - YEAH QUICKLY, GET A CHAIR. 279 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,775 - QUICK, GET A CHAIR. 280 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:57,985 - HERE, HERE, HERE. 281 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,446 - YEAH, THERE WE GO. JUST SIT DOWN. 282 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,822 - AUGH. 283 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,201 - THAT WAS A BREAKAWAY CHAIR. 284 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,996 - AW, BUTTERNUT! 285 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,710 ♪♪ 286 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,754 - PUT THAT ON YOUR FACE. - IT HURTS. 287 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,380 AAH. 288 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,094 - WHY'D YOU HIT JADE IN THE FACE WITH A CANE? 289 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,054 - I DIDN'T! - OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU. 290 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,264 DON'T HIT ME. 291 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,182 - WILL YOU BACK ME UP HERE? 292 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,017 - OKAY, LOOK, I'M SURE TORI DIDN'T MEAN 293 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,770 TO WHACK JADE IN THE FACE WITH THE CANE. 294 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,688 - OHH, WHY DOES EVERYONE 295 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,981 THINK I HIT HER? 296 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,524 - WELL, WE WERE WATCHING 297 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,984 YOU GUYS DO A SCENE. 298 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,111 YOU HIT HER ACROSS THE FACE WITH YOUR CANE. 299 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,195 SHE FELL DOWN, 300 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,697 AND NOW HER EYE'S ALL BLOODY. 301 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,823 - WELL, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HIT HER? 302 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,161 - I KINDA THINK IT DOES. 303 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,499 - JADE, YOU KNOW I DIDN'T HIT YOU. 304 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,958 I SWUNG, BUT I MISSED. 305 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,919 - LOOK, TORI... - OHH. 306 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,255 - HEY, WE GOTTA GET HER TO THE NURSE. 307 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,465 - BUT I DIDN'T HIT HER. 308 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,008 - CAN SOMEONE CALL MY MOM? 309 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,926 - I'LL CALL YOUR MOM. - SHE DOESN'T NEED HER MOM. 310 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,094 DON'T BOTHER HER MOM! 311 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,513 - I GOTTA CALL HER MOM. 312 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,226 - AND I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST STARTING TO BE FRIENDS. 313 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:15,689 - BUT I DIDN'T... 314 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:25,573 - NO, NO, I DIDN'T GET THE ROLE. 315 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,575 I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY 'CAUSE I'M TOO PRETTY 316 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,828 TO BE ON A SUBMARINE. 317 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,580 YES, I AM. SHUT UP. 318 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,833 [DOORBELL] ONE SEC. 319 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,463 - HI. 320 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,131 - OH, MY GOD. 321 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,384 - DO YOU LIKE STUFFED CABBAGE? 322 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,345 MY MOM MADE THIS, AND IF YOU HAVE 323 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,971 A COUPLE OF EXTRA FORKS, I THOUGHT MAYBE-- 324 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,264 - I DON'T LIKE YOU. 325 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,224 - YEAH, YOU CAN SAY THAT 326 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,726 BUT I KNOW HOW I FELT. 327 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,644 THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU CAN KISS ME LIKE THAT 328 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,187 AND NOT FEEL THE-- 329 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,524 SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA CLOSE THE DOOR... 330 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,983 [LOCK TURNING] 331 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,777 ... AND LOCK IT. 332 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,238 AND THEN TURN OFF THE PORCH LIGHT? 333 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,200 ♪♪ 334 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,630 - OH, HEY, TORI. 335 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,675 HAVE A SEAT. 336 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,553 YOU LOOK A LITTLE WORRIED. 337 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,471 - YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT FUN GETTING CALLED INTO 338 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:31,848 THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE. 339 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,266 - YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE. 340 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:36,603 I'M HERE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR VIOLENCE ISSUES. 341 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,563 - I'M NOT VIOLENT. 342 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,232 - I BELIEVE YOU. - THEN WHY IS HE HERE? 343 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,653 EXPLAIN THAT. 344 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,987 - TORI, I KNOW THAT JADE 345 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,989 PROBABLY ISN'T YOUR FAVORITE PERSON. 346 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,742 - SO? - SO IN LIFE, 347 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,493 JUST BECAUSE WE MAY NOT LIKE SOMEONE, 348 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,995 THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S OKAY TO BEAT 'EM WITH A CANE. 349 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,497 - I DIDN'T! 350 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,207 OH, RELAX, DERRICK. 351 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,754 I DID NOT HIT JADE WITH THAT CANE. 352 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,505 - THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN HER BLACK EYE? 353 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,591 - UH, I DON'T KNOW. 354 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,260 I'M JUST GETTING WATER. 355 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,764 - LISTEN, YOU WERE UNDER A LOT OF STRESS 356 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,099 AND YOU WERE WORRIED THAT JADE WAS GONNA HIT YOU, RIGHT? 357 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,684 - WELL, YEAH. 358 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,478 - SO YOU WERE AFRAID. 359 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,438 YOUR ADRENALINE WAS PUMPING, 360 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,274 AND MAYBE IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT, 361 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,944 YOU SWUNG ON JADE WITH THAT CANE FOR REAL. 362 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:27,904 MAYBE... 363 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,322 - MAYBE. 364 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,911 - I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE. 365 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,663 - AH-HAH! 366 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,372 - DERRICK! 367 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,585 NOW, DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER 368 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:43,962 ADMITTING THAT YOU HIT JADE? 369 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,379 - IF I SAY, YES, CAN I GO? 370 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,131 - SURE. - OKAY, FINE, THEN, YES. 371 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,758 - WAIT, AREN'T YOU GONNA PUNISH HER? 372 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,301 - DERRICK! - DON'T HIT HIM. 373 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,012 - I WASN'T GONNA. CAN YOU JUST 374 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,556 TELL ME MY PUNISHMENT? - TWO WEEKS OF DETENTION. 375 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:56,683 - OH. - AND-- 376 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,100 - AND? - ON FRIDAY NIGHT, 377 00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,393 THE MIDDLE SCHOOL'S DOING A PLAY 378 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,770 HERE IN THE BLACK BOX THEATRE. 379 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,355 IT ENDS WITH A BIG FOOD FIGHT SCENE. 380 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,607 - SO? - SO, YOU HAVE TO CLEAN 381 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,066 THE THEATRE AFTER THE SHOW. 382 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,986 YOU KNOW, SCRAPE THE FOOD OFF THE WALLS. 383 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,529 - I'D HAVE SAID THREE WEEKS DETENTION. 384 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,947 - DERRICK! 385 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,700 - I'LL PULL IT. - I'LL PULL IT. 386 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,535 ♪♪ 387 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,334 - HEY, HOW YA FEELING? 388 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,169 - MY EYE HURTS. 389 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,546 - OH, YEAH, WHICH ONE? 390 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,090 - CUTE. 391 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,718 I WANT COFFEE. 392 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,052 - WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD? 393 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:37,473 - GET ME SOME COFFEE... PLEASE. 394 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,350 - ACTUALLY, THE MAGIC WORD WAS LOTION. 395 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,854 BUT I'LL ACCEPT YOUR "PLEASE" 'CAUSE YOU GOT A BOO-BOO EYE. 396 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:46,816 - TWO SUGARS. - I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 397 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,150 - COME ON. 398 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,903 GO OUT WITH ME ON SATURDAY NIGHT. 399 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,363 - I'VE ALREADY GOT PLANS. - SUNDAY NIGHT? 400 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,948 - YOU MAKE ME SICK. - MONDAY? 401 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,200 - NO. - WEDNESDAY? 402 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,202 [REX] - UH-OH, SHE'S GETTING UP. 403 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,830 - TRINA, HEY, WAIT, 404 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,916 BABY, AH. 405 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,166 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 406 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,710 - TRINA'S IN DENIAL. 407 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:09,129 - AH, YOU'RE STILL ON THAT? - TRINA LOVES ME. 408 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,340 - IT WAS A STAGE KISS. SHE WAS ACTING. 409 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:12,633 - YOU DIDN'T FEEL THE KISS. 410 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,635 A GIRL CAN'T FAKE THAT KIND OF HEAT. 411 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,930 I DON'T CARE IF SHE TELLS ME A THOUSAND TIMES 412 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,973 THAT IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING-- 413 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,519 - SEE? 414 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,563 - I WANT YOU TO MEET MY PARENTS. 415 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:31,027 - THERE SHE IS. 416 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,779 [GASPING] 417 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,154 - HUH, YOU GUYS, 418 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,782 YOU'RE SO DEAD. 419 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,200 [SURPRISED LAUGHTER] 420 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,827 - OH, MY GOD, JADE. 421 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,455 I'M SO SORRY, PLEASE DON'T DESTROY ME SOCIALLY, 422 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,206 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. - JUST FORGET IT. 423 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,919 ♪♪ 424 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,880 - OH HEY, JADE. - I CAN'T TALK-- NO. 425 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,173 - JADE, WAIT UP, WAIT UP. - WHAT?! 426 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,593 - OH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYE? 427 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,596 - TORI HIT ME WITH A CANE, REMEMBER? 428 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,265 - YEAH, BUT NEVER SEEN 429 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,684 A BLACK EYE DRIP BEFORE. 430 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,063 THIS IS MAKE-UP. 431 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:12,068 TORI NEVER HIT YOU, DID SHE? 432 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:18,783 - FAKE BLACK EYE, FAKE BLOOD. 433 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,410 - LOOK, YOU CANNOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS, 434 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,495 ESPECIALLY TORI. 435 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,914 - I WON'T. 436 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,290 TORI! - SHUT UP! 437 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,750 ANDRE! - TORI, WHERE ARE YOU? 438 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,877 - WILL YOU PLEASE STOP? - ANYBODY SEEN TORI? 439 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,337 - NOBODY BOTHER TORI. 440 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,882 FALSE ALARM. HE ATE A BAD TACO. 441 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,176 ♪♪ 442 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,404 - IS THAT MAC 'N' CHEESE? 443 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,991 - WHO CARES!? 444 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,284 - JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS MAC 'N' CHEESE. 445 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,178 - I DON'T GET IT. 446 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,387 - WHAT? 447 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:22,805 - I KNOW ANDRE TOLD YOU 448 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,140 THAT I FAKED EVERYTHING: 449 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,684 THE BLOOD, THE BLACK EYE. 450 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,644 WHAT IS THAT, MAC 'N' CHEESE? 451 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,229 - LOOKS LIKE IT, RIGHT? 452 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:36,485 - WHY ARE YOU HERE? - WHY ARE YOU HERE? 453 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,029 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ON ME? 454 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,447 - 'CAUSE, WE BOTH GO TO SCHOOL HERE 455 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,324 AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE MUCH FUN FOR EITHER ONE OF US 456 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,410 IF WE'RE FIGHTING ALL THE TIME. 457 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:51,584 - SO, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET ME GET AWAY WITH IT. 458 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,336 YOU TOOK DETENTION AND A LOWER GRADE 459 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,630 AND YOU'RE SCRAPING CRUSTY PUDDING OFF THE WALL 460 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,883 ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, JUST SO I WON'T GET IN TROUBLE? 461 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,468 - PRETTY MUCH. 462 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,847 - WELL, YOU CAN'T BE NICE TO ME WHEN I'VE BEEN MEAN TO YOU. 463 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,724 THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. 464 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,809 - WELL, THEN, TRY BEING NICE TO ME SOMETIME. 465 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,229 MAYBE THAT WILL WORK. NOW, GO PLAY. 466 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,440 I GOTTA SCRAPE THIS ONION DIP OFF THE WALL. 467 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,150 OR ONION PUS... 468 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,832 [BACKPACK CLATTERING] 469 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:50,893 - THIS MIGHT BE MORE FUN WITH SOME TUNES. 470 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,146 [BEEP] 471 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,273 ♪♪ 472 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:06,242 - ♪ WHO'S GONNA LIKE THAT CHESHIRE CAT... ♪ 473 00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:07,910 ♪♪ 474 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,870 - HEY, D, COME SCRAPE WITH US. 475 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,413 THIS IS FUN. 476 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,541 - ALL RIGHT. 477 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,215 - ♪ BUT I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONE AND ONLY ♪ 478 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,967 ♪ GAME YOU'RE PLAYING ♪ 479 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,969 ♪ YOU KNOW I LOVE THE PUNISHMENT ♪ 480 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:27,013 ♪ SO GIRL KEEP SAYING ♪ 481 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,848 - HERE, TRY IT WITH TWO. 482 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,766 - ♪ THERE'S NO ONE ELSE ABOVE ME ♪ 483 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,476 ♪ I'M THE KING OF FOOLS ♪ 484 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:35,062 ♪ 'CAUSE BABY YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF WHITE LIES ♪ 485 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,231 ♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN YOU'RE THE QUEEN ♪ 486 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,108 ♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF WHITE LIES ♪ 487 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,110 ♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN YOU'RE THE QUEEN ♪ 488 00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:43,904 ♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF WHITE LIES ♪ 489 00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,078 ♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN YOU'RE THE QUEEN ♪ 490 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,955 ♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF WHITE LIES ♪ 491 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,790 ♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN YOU'RE THE QUEEN ♪ 492 00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:58,418 ♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF WHITE LIES ♪♪ 493 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:06,635 - HAVE YOU GONE TO THESLAP.COM? 494 00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,971 - T-H-E-S-L-A-P. 495 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:12,099 - YOU CAN FIND OUT WHO'S DOING THINGS! 496 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,475 - EVERYONE AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS 497 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,102 PUTS UP THEIR PICS AND VIDEOS ON THESLAP. 498 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,313 - THESLAP... - DOTCOM. 499 00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,523 - IMAGINE TAKING A WARM SHOWER, 500 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:22,818 BUT THE WATER IS APPLE JUICE. 501 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,656 [TIMER DINGING] - [MAN] MM. 502 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,369 - BUT WE'LL IMPLODE!