1 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:10,427 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,057 - LET'S SEE. THE BREAD MOLD. 3 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,685 - BREAD MOLD. 4 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,480 - FURRY. - FURRY. 5 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,107 - MUSHY. - MUSHY. 6 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,193 - NEXT, THE FISH MOLD. 7 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,779 - FISH MOLD. 8 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,280 - STINKY. 9 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,325 - I AM SO UPSET! 10 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:36,954 YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO I GOT PARTNERED WITH 11 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:37,955 FOR THE BIG SHOWCASE. 12 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:38,998 - WHO? 13 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:40,081 - ANDREW HARRIS, 14 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:41,500 A TENTH GRADER. 15 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,126 - WHAT'S THE BIG SHOWCASE? 16 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,503 - IT'S A PERFORMANCE THEY PUT ON AT HER SCHOOL 17 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:45,880 EVERY YEAR WHERE-- - THEY INVITE AGENTS 18 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,297 AND DIRECTORS AND PRODUCERS 19 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,341 AND OTHER SUPER-POWERFUL PEOPLE IN SHOW BUSINESS 20 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:50,926 AND IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO ME 21 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:53,512 WHICH IS WHY I AM VERY UPSET AND GOOD-BYE. 22 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:56,932 - HEY! 23 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,392 HE AND I HAVE A SCIENCE PROJECT DUE TOMORROW. 24 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:01,102 I HAVE TO TURN IN MY MOLD BUSH. 25 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:03,313 - NO-- ANDREW IS COMING OVER AND YOU GOTTA HELP US 26 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,399 FIGURE OUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IN THE BIG SHOWCASE. 27 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,609 I DEFINITELY WANNA SING. 28 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:10,320 [OFF-KEY] ♪ NYAAAH ♪ 29 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,864 HOW WAS THAT? - LOUD? 30 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,741 - AWESOME! [DOORBELL RINGS] 31 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,409 - UGH, HE'S HERE. 32 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,411 STAY. 33 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,623 COME IN. 34 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,208 - THANKS. 35 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,587 - TORI, THAT'S ANDREW. 36 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,005 - ANDRE. - HEY. 37 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,590 - YOU GO TO HOLLYWOOD ARTS, TOO? 38 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,716 - OH, NO, I'M NOT A PERFORMER. 39 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:31,759 JUST MY SISTER. 40 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,427 - YEP. I GOT THE TALENT, 41 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,847 AND SHE GOT THE STRONG TEETH. 42 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:39,224 YOU KNOW, SHE'S NEVER HAD ONE CAVITY? 43 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:41,685 - I TRY NOT TO BRAG ABOUT IT. 44 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,478 - OH, NICE PIANO. 45 00:01:46,065 --> 00:01:48,275 [PLAYING PIANO] 46 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,201 - OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE FANTASTIC. 47 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,286 - HE'S OKAY. 48 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:03,707 - [SNIFFING] 49 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,751 - FISH MOLD. 50 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,628 [MUSIC] 51 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,800 - NO, GRANDMA, LISTEN, 52 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,886 THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN DROWN AT MY SCHOOL. 53 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:19,014 LOOK, I GOTTA-- I GOTTA-- 54 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,016 I'LL CALL YOU LATER! 55 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:23,268 - YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S COMING TO THE BIG SHOWCASE? 56 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:25,104 - YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE THE FIRST TIME SHE'S LEFT THE HOUSE 57 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:27,022 IN SIX YEARS. - WHY? 58 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,941 - 'CAUSE THE WOMAN'S AFRAID OF EVERYTHING: PEOPLE, 59 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,693 UMBRELLAS, RABBIS, BIKINIS, BREAKFAST FOODS... 60 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:34,321 - SO IF SHE SAW A RABBI IN A BIKINI EATING PANCAKES... 61 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,073 - THE WOMAN WOULD BURST INTO FLAMES. 62 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,534 (Trina) - YOU GUYS, COME ON! 63 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,828 - BACK TO REHEARSAL. 64 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,370 - LET'S GO. 65 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,917 - SO? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 66 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,752 FABULOUS, RIGHT? 67 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,672 - YOU REALLY NEED TO WEAR THAT, JUST TO REHEARSE? 68 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:55,968 - A PERFORMER NEEDS TO FEEL THE PART TO BE THE PART. 69 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:59,304 - I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT YOU NOT TAPPING MY NOSE ANYMORE. 70 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,849 - OKAY, WE GOT THE COMEDY STUFF DOWN, 71 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,308 SO LET'S START WITH MY SONG. 72 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,810 - AND BY "YOUR SONG" I'M GUESSIN' YOU MEAN 73 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,145 THAT SONG I WROTE? 74 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:10,149 - NO ONE CARES WHO WROTE THE SONG. 75 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:13,027 NOW-- TAKE IT FROM "WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE." 76 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:14,444 [PLAYING PIANO] 77 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,948 [OFF-KEY] ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪ 78 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,912 WELL? 79 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:24,997 - DO YOU HAVE ANY ASPIRIN? 80 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:33,172 [MUSIC] 81 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,553 [MUSIC] 82 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,151 - OH, HI. YOU'RE ANDRE'S GRANDMOTHER? 83 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,569 - I DON'T KNOW YOU! 84 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:06,371 [OFFSTAGE SCREAMING] 85 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:15,214 - EXCUSE ME, YOU'RE TRINA'S PARENTS? 86 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,174 - YES. - WHY? 87 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,717 - PLEASE COME WITH ME. 88 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:33,273 [MUMBLES] - MAH TONG! 89 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,526 - THERE SHE IS. 90 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,527 - TRINA! 91 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,904 - WHAT HAPPENED? 92 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,698 [MUMBLES] - UN THINS ONG ITH AH UNG. 93 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,324 - OH MY GOD, IT'S HUGE! 94 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:45,285 [MUMBLES] - UMBAH-EE OO THUMPTHIN. 95 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,829 - DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED? 96 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,289 - THE CHINESE HERB GARGLE. - [MUMBLES] ETH! ETH! 97 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,166 - WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 98 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,043 - SHE FOUND SOME WEBSITE THAT SHOWS YOU 99 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,419 HOW TO MAKE A SPECIAL CHINESE HERB GARGLE THAT'S SUPPOSED 100 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,004 TO HELP YOU SING BETTER. 101 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:58,006 - WELL, SHE MUST HAVE HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO IT. 102 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:01,885 [MUMBLES] - AH OUTH EELS OOOGE! 103 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,344 - WILL SHE BE OKAY? 104 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:05,847 - WELL, HER TONGUE IS OBVIOUSLY ENGORGED AND-- 105 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,267 OH, IT'S THROBBING ERRATICALLY. 106 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,851 - THROBBING ERRATICALLY? 107 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,312 - [MUMBLES] IH ITHZ OBBIN AWADDAKWEE! 108 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,897 - ANY WAY SHE'LL BE ABLE TO PERFORM TODAY? 109 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,065 - OF COURSE NOT. 110 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,400 - ETH AH AN! I THWEA DA OD AH AN! 111 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,861 - STOP TALKING! YOUR TONGUE COULD BURST! 112 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,490 - I'M SORRY, SWEETIE. 113 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,325 - NEXT YEAR. 114 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,953 - I'M GONNA TAKE HER OVER THERE AND MASSAGE HER TONGUE. 115 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:30,413 [MUMBLES] - MASSAGE MA TONG? 116 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,837 - I GUESS MY GRANDMA CAME HERE FOR NOTHIN'. 117 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,923 - WAIT-- DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW TRINA'S PART? 118 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,508 - HER SISTER DOES. 119 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,052 - ME SISTER? 120 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,846 NO, NO, NO, NO, I JUST HELPED THEM REHEARSE. 121 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,681 I'M NOT EVEN A STUDENT HERE. I COULDN'T GO ONSTAGE-- 122 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,225 - YOU KNOW THIS WHOLE THING INSIDE AND OUT-- THE SONG, 123 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,144 THE CHOREOGRAPHY-- YOU CAN DO THIS, COME ON. 124 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,728 - UH-UH. - SHE SAID SHE'LL DO IT. 125 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,273 - NO. NO, I DID NOT SAY I WOULD DO IT. 126 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,317 - WHOA, WHOA, SHE CAN'T GO ON STAGE WEARING THAT. 127 00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,526 - EXCUSE ME. 128 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,486 - GO GET HER SOMETHING COOL TO WEAR. 129 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,822 - I AM NOT GOING, OKAY? - BRING HER. 130 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,032 - NO-- WAIT! 131 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,574 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 132 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,247 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 133 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:15,709 WHAT, WHAT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 134 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,002 LIKE, STOP. LET GO, OKAY. 135 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,461 IT'S OKAY, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 136 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,796 SHUT UP AND-- PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME-- 137 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,430 [WHISPERING] 138 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,308 - LET GO OF ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 139 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:32,934 NO, NO, NO, NO. 140 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:36,104 I SAID LET GO OF ME, PLEASE. NO, NO, PLEASE. 141 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:48,116 [MUSIC] 142 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:59,086 ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪ 143 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,171 ♪ FEELIN' LOST ♪ 144 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:04,591 ♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ 145 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,261 ♪ I BREATHE IT IN ♪ 146 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:11,973 ♪ TO LET IT GO ♪ 147 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,100 ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 148 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,935 ♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ 149 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,937 ♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪ 150 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:20,690 ♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ 151 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,359 ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW ♪ 152 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,069 ♪ YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪ 153 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:29,699 ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR... ♪ 154 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:38,375 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ 155 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,834 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪ 156 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,254 ♪ YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 157 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:43,880 ♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪ 158 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,465 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 159 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,801 ♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 160 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:51,930 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 161 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:55,934 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 162 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,727 ♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪ 163 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,396 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 164 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:02,983 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪ 165 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:20,375 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ 166 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,793 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪ 167 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,421 ♪ YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 168 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,713 ♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪ 169 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:27,299 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 170 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,968 ♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 171 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:34,055 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 172 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:38,101 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 173 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,811 ♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪ 174 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,562 ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 175 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:47,735 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪ 176 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:51,031 [APPLAUSE] 177 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:07,964 - OH, MY GOD, SWEETIE! 178 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,090 - THAT WAS INCREDIBLE! 179 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,634 - EXCUSE ME. 180 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:12,844 WHO ARE YOU? 181 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,222 - I'M TORI VEGA. WHO ARE YOU? 182 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,973 - THIS IS MR. EICHNER, OUR PRINCIPAL. 183 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,141 - YOU DON'T GO TO SCHOOL HERE? 184 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,852 - NO, I JUST-- 185 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,812 - DO YOU WANT TO? 186 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:25,482 - ME? - MM-HMM. 187 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,068 - WELL, SHOULD I? 188 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,404 - YES! 189 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,947 - BUT THE KIDS WHO GO HERE ARE ALL LIKE CRAZY TALENTED. 190 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:35,658 - YEAH, SO ARE YOU. 191 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,743 - BUT WHAT IF I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH? 192 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,746 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 193 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,168 - HEY. 194 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,846 - HEY! 195 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,181 - HEY, ANDRE! 196 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,686 - THIS GIRL DOESN'T KNOW IF SHE'S GOOD ENOUGH 197 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,188 TO GO TO SCHOOL HERE. 198 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,647 WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE THINK? 199 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,858 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 200 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,366 OKAY? 201 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,492 - OKAY! 202 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:21,121 [MUSIC] 203 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,970 [MUSIC] 204 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:51,610 - SEE? IT'S JUST A HIGH SCHOOL. 205 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,861 - UH, THIS IS NOT JUST A HIGH SCHOOL. 206 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:56,030 THESE KIDS ARE ALL ARTSY AND CREATIVE AND TALENTED, 207 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,617 AND I'M JUST... NORMAL. 208 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,201 - IT'S OKAY, 209 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:04,122 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING AVERAGE. 210 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,749 ANYWAY, YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 211 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,751 I GOT YOUR BACK. - OKAY. SO-- 212 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,337 - TRINA! ERIC PAULSON GOT HIS HAIR STRAIGHTENED! 213 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,340 - SHUT UP! OH, MY GOD-- 214 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,673 - I'M ALONE. 215 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,513 - HEY, UM, CAN YOU TELL ME-- 216 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,473 - OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE TORI, RIGHT? 217 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,890 - UH-HUH. 218 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,142 - YOU WERE SO AWESOME IN THE BIG SHOWCASE. 219 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,435 - AW, THANKS. 220 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,727 - MY NAME'S CAT. - LIKE THE ANIMAL? 221 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,105 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 222 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,107 - NOTHING, I, I LOVE CATS. 223 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,151 - ME TOO, THEY'RE SO CUTE. 224 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,781 - HEY, UM-- - OH, HI. 225 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:39,991 HEY. HELLO. 226 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,368 FEMALE? YES. 227 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,039 - CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE MR. SIKOWITZ' CLASSROOM IS? 228 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,667 - DOWN THE HALL, SWING A LEFT AT THE WATER FOUNTAIN, 229 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,544 SECOND DOOR ON YOUR RIGHT. 230 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,462 - THANK YOU. 231 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:57,258 - WHATEVER IT TAKES, CUPCAKE. 232 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,776 - AH! - OH, HEY. 233 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:19,113 - OH, MY GOSH. - AH, IT'S COOL-- 234 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,823 - NO, HERE-- I THINK IT'S COMING OUT. 235 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,867 - YOU MIGHT BE MAKING IT WORSE, ACTUALLY. 236 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:29,666 - DUDE, WHY YOU RUBBING MY BOYFRIEND? 237 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,750 - I JUST-- I SPILLED COFFEE ON-- 238 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,503 - GET AWAY FROM HIM. 239 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,962 - RELAX. 240 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,092 - OH, MY GOD, THERE'S A HUGE FIRE! 241 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,468 [SCREAMING] 242 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,221 KIDDING, KIDDING. 243 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,306 JUST WANTED TO GET YOUR BLOOD PUMPING, 244 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,684 WHICH I DID-- HA! 245 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,644 ALL RIGHT! 246 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,563 NOW, LET'S GET STARTED-- 247 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,023 RUMPS IN CHAIRS. 248 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,358 - HE'S OUR TEACHER? 249 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,360 - OKAY, FIRST, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE 250 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,487 OUR NEW STUDENT, TORI. 251 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,115 AND I'D LIKE TO THANK TORI FOR HER GENEROUS GIFT OF $2 252 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,658 WHICH SHE HANDED ME OUTSIDE THIS MORNING. 253 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:07,412 NOT NECESSARY, BUT MUCH APPRECIATED. 254 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,580 - WHY'D YOU GIVE HIM $2? 255 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,207 - I THOUGHT HE WAS HOMELESS. 256 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,126 - NOW, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO CONTINUE OUR STUDY 257 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,586 IN GROUP IMPROV. 258 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,463 TORI, I ASSUME YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH IMPROV? 259 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,048 - NO. - OKAY, CRASH COURSE. 260 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:22,594 IMPROV-- ACTING WITHOUT A SCRIPT, 261 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,471 WHICH MEANS THE ACTORS MUST MAKE UP 262 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:28,015 THEIR OWN ACTIONS AND DIALOGUE AS THEY PERFORM THE SCENE. 263 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,684 UNDERSTOOD? EXCELLENT! 264 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,686 JADE, YOU WILL CAPTAIN THE FIRST GROUP OF THE DAY. 265 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,564 CHOOSE YOUR ACTORS. 266 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:38,568 - CAT, ELI, BECK... 267 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:39,860 AND TORI. 268 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,365 - OKAY, LET'S GIVE 'EM A PLACE. 269 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,451 - HOME. - HOME. 270 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,786 - OOH, REAL CREATIVE. 271 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,621 - YOU BE QUIET. 272 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,414 OW! 273 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,459 - AND NOW WE NEED A SITUATION. - BIG NEWS. 274 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,671 - ANDRE, NOBODY WANTS TO SEE BIG NUDES. 275 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,837 - NEWS. 276 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,507 - AH, WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT. 277 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,091 BIG NEWS. 278 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,594 - UH, WHY DON'T YOU GO WAIT IN THE HALL? 279 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,304 - UH, OKAY. 280 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:11,434 - OKAY, AT HOME, BIG NEWS-- 281 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,893 AND ACTION. 282 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,771 - HEY, BABE, HOW WAS WORK TODAY? 283 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,815 - AH, I GOT FIRED. - OH. 284 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,400 - AGAIN? - IT'S OKAY. 285 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,694 I HAVE GREAT NEWS 286 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,696 THAT'LL CHEER UP THIS WHOLE FAMILY. 287 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,322 - WHAT IS IT? - TELL US! 288 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,783 - I WENT TO THE ANIMAL SHELTER 289 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,994 AND GOT US... A DOG. 290 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,914 - UH, YEP. 291 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,875 I'M THE NEW FAMILY DOG. 292 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,712 WOOF. 293 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,673 - SIKOWITZ, WILL YOU PLEASE TELL THIS AMATEUR 294 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,049 THAT DOGS CAN'T TALK, 295 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,552 AND THAT THEY DON'T WALK ON TWO LEGS? 296 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,428 SIKOWITZ! 297 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,929 - OH, I'M SORRY, I WAS SUCKING THE MILK 298 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,641 OUT OF THIS COCONUT. 299 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,769 BUT IT'S TRUE, TORI, IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY A DOG, 300 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,270 BE A DOG. 301 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,527 - WOOF. - AND ACTION. 302 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,529 - UH, I WENT TO THE ANIMAL SHELTER 303 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,155 AND GOT US A DOG. 304 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,616 - WOW! - AWESOME! 305 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:12,245 - UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE THIS DOG HAS BUGS IN HER FUR. 306 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,789 - UH, WOOF? 307 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,541 - EWW! - GROSS! 308 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,958 - OH, IT'S OKAY. 309 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,378 I READ ON THE INTERNET THAT COFFEE WORKS GREAT 310 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,171 FOR GETTING RID OF FUR BUGS. 311 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:25,049 - MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T, UM-- - JADE. 312 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,938 - WHAT'S THE PROB, DOG? 313 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,036 - AHH! 314 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,916 - HEY, WHATCHA DOIN'? 315 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:58,958 - CALLING MY MOM TO TELL HER I WANNA GO BACK 316 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,001 TO MY OLD SCHOOL. - WHY? 317 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,045 - 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE HAVING BLACK COFFEE IN MY HAIR. 318 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,631 - THEN I'LL GET YOU SOME CREAM AND SUGAR. 319 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,965 EVERYTHING WILL BE CHILL. 320 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,551 - HEY, MOM, I NEED YOU TO-- - MM-MM, NO. 321 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,136 - GIMME BACK MY MOM! 322 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,930 - YOU'RE GONNA QUIT THIS SCHOOL ON YOUR FIRST DAY, 323 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,681 JUST BECAUSE OF ONE MEAN GIRL? 324 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,349 - IT'S NOT JUST HER! 325 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,728 IT'S JUST-- I DON'T FIT IN HERE WITH-- ALL THIS. 326 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:19,979 - C'MON, THIS PLACE ISN'T THAT DIFFERENT 327 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,564 FROM OTHER SCHOOLS. 328 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,483 - OH, YEAH, LIKE REGULAR SCHOOLS HAVE IMPROV CLASSES 329 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,443 WITH BAREFOOT TEACHERS AND NERDS WITH PUPPETS 330 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,778 AND BIPOLAR CATS AND MEAN GIRLS 331 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,488 WHO MAKE YOU BARK LIKE A DOG? 332 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,114 - UH, YOU GUYS-- 333 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,074 - SIKOWITZ WANTS YOU BOTH BACK IN CLASS. 334 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,993 - HE ASKED ME TO TELL THEM! 335 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,788 - SEE, THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN AT MY OLD SCHOOL. 336 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,247 - WILL YOU GUYS BE COOL? 337 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:42,418 - HIM? BE COOL? [LAUGHING EVILLY] 338 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,838 - YOU'RE A DEMON! 339 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,255 - YOU GUYS, 340 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,591 SIKOWITZ REALLY WANTS EVERYBODY BACK IN CLASS. 341 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,177 - AND YOU REALLY WANTED A DATE TO THE PROM LAST YEAR, 342 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,764 BUT YOU DIDN'T GET ONE, DID YA? 343 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:58,184 - REX! - TELL YOUR PUPPET TO QUIT BEING MEAN TO ME! 344 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,769 - DON'T CALL HIM A PUPPET! 345 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,771 THAT'S AN OFFENSIVE TERM! 346 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,649 - YEAH, THIS SCHOOL'S PRETTY NORMAL. 347 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,567 - JUST PLEASE GO BACK TO CLASS AND TELL SIKOWITZ 348 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,777 WE'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE? 349 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,863 - YOU BETTER HURRY. - YEAH. 350 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,531 - I WAS GONNA SAY YEAH! 351 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,491 - JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 352 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,576 - OKAY, THIS SCHOOL'S NOT NORMAL. 353 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,620 - REALLY? 354 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,414 - YOU'RE NOT NORMAL EITHER. 355 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,959 I'VE SEEN WHAT YOU CAN DO ON STAGE. 356 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,335 YOU'RE SPECIAL. 357 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,337 YOU'RE FANTASTIC. 358 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,840 YOU BELONG AT THIS SCHOOL. 359 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,179 NORMAL'S BORING. 360 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,563 - IT'S TRUE. - THAT NORMAL'S BORING? 361 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,649 - NO, THAT NO ONE ASKED ME TO THE PROM. 362 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,697 [MUSIC] 363 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,414 [MUSIC PLAYING ON LAPTOP] 364 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:15,344 - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT TERRIBLE. 365 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,018 YOU'RE REALLY GONNA QUIT HOLLYWOOD ARTS? 366 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,394 - WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO? 367 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,730 - I THINK YOU SHOULD COME BACK. 368 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,481 - WHY? - SO I WON'T BE KNOWN AT SCHOOL 369 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,191 AS THE GIRL WITH THE LAME LITTLE SISTER 370 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,193 WHO QUIT ON HER FIRST DAY. 371 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,618 - AND I THINK YOU WERE REALLY GOOD 372 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,037 IN THE BIG SHOWCASE. 373 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,038 - THANKS, TREEN. 374 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:45,541 - BUT I WOULD'VE BEEN AMAZING. 375 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,589 [MUSIC] 376 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:06,020 - TORI, YOU'RE BACK. 377 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:09,065 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT COMING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW? 378 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,191 - NO. - THINK ABOUT IT. 379 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,235 NOW, SIT, SIT. 380 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,030 OKAY, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO DO SOME ALPHABETICAL IMPROV. 381 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,032 "WHAT IS ALPHABETICAL IMPROV?" YOU ASK. 382 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,117 SO I ANSWER. 383 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,493 IT'S WHEN WE GIVE A LETTER 384 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,037 TO THE FIRST ACTOR WHO SPEAKS IN THE SCENE. 385 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,622 IF WE USED THE LETTER "A" AS AN EXAMPLE, 386 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,124 THEN THE ACTOR MUST MAKE HIS FIRST WORD 387 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,625 START WITH THE LETTER "A" 388 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,877 WHICH MIGHT GO SOMETHING LIKE... 389 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:33,089 - APPLES ARE FALLING OUT OF MY BUTT. 390 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,175 - LOVELY. NOW, THE NEXT ACTOR WHO SPEAKS MUST START HIS LINE 391 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,885 WITH THE NEXT LETTER IN THE ALPHABET, 392 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,055 IN THIS CASE, "B," SO HE MIGHT SAY... 393 00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,974 - BRING THOSE APPLES, SO THAT WE MAY ALL ENJOY 394 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:46,019 THE FRESH FRUIT FROM BECK'S BUTT. 395 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,479 - CHARMING. NOW, WHO WANTS TO LEAD THE FIRST GROUP? 396 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,438 - I DO. 397 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,731 - ALL RIGHT, TORI. 398 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,192 CHOOSE YOUR ACTORS. 399 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,234 - OKAY. 400 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,779 ANDRE, CAT, BECK... 401 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,906 AND JADE. 402 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,117 YEAH, YOU. 403 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:10,209 - JADE, KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND ON YOUR OWN TIME. 404 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,962 - OH, I WILL. 405 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,089 - OKAY, IF YOU START YOUR LINE WITH THE WRONG LETTER-- 406 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,299 [MAKES BUZZING SOUND] --YOU'RE OUT. 407 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,300 ROBBIE, GIVE US A LETTER. 408 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,094 - "P". - "P". 409 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:23,514 - OH, I WAS GOING TO SAY "P"! 410 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,307 - OKAY, THE SCENE CAN BE ABOUT ANYTHING YOU WANT. 411 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,643 THE FIRST LETTER OF THE FIRST LINE IS "P". 412 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,854 TORI, ACTION. 413 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,647 - PLEASE GO TAKE A SHOWER. 414 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,232 - QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO. 415 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,693 - RELAX GIRLS, LET'S ALL TRY TO GET ALONG. 416 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,444 - TOTALLY. - [MAKES BUZZING SOUND] 417 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,113 CAT, YOUR LINE HAD TO START WITH AN "S". 418 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,865 - OH, MY LIFE'S THE WORST! 419 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,367 - HERE'S A PIECE OF CANDY. - YAY, I LOVE CANDY! 420 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,788 - ALL RIGHT, ANDRE, LETTER "S" TO YOU. 421 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,248 - UH, SOMETHIN' JUST BIT MY TOE. 422 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,250 - TURTLE. THAT TURTLE JUST BIT HIS TOE. 423 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,293 - UNBELIEVABLE THAT YOU'RE EVEN HERE. 424 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,213 - VERY IMMATURE OF YOU TO SAY THAT. 425 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,173 - UH... - C'MON ANDRE, "W"! 426 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,884 - WHAT IF THE TURTLE BITE BROKE MY TOE-BONE? 427 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,095 - X-RAYS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT. 428 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,345 - YOU SHOULD SHUT UP. 429 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,680 - ZAP! I JUST HEALED YOUR TOE 430 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,640 WITH MY MAGIC FINGER. - THANKS! 431 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,434 - [MAKES BUZZING SOUND] ANDRE, YOUR LINE HAD TO START 432 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,770 WITH AN "A". SIT DOWN. 433 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,773 - AW, AND I JUST GOT MY TOE-BONE FIXED. 434 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,983 - TORI, LETTER "A" TO YOU. 435 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,027 - ALIENS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN HEAL TOES 436 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,319 BY FINGER-ZAPPING. 437 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:20,529 - BY THE WAY-- 438 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,240 [MAKES RASPBERRY SOUND] 439 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,366 - CORRECT, I AM AN ALIEN. 440 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,702 - OH, A TWIST. 441 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,162 - DON'T HURT ME, PLEASE. 442 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:31,624 - EVEN THOUGH SHE'S EXTREMELY ANNOYING. 443 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,001 - FAINTING, BECAUSE I CAN'T BREATHE 444 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,879 YOUR EARTH'S AIR. 445 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,714 - GOSH, IT FAINTED! - EXCELLENT! 446 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,092 TORI AND JADE, KEEP GOING, THE NEXT LETTER'S "H". 447 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,636 - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO JUMP OFF THAT CLIFF OVER THERE? 448 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,012 - I THINK YOU SHOULD. 449 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,764 - JUST WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? 450 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,767 - KANGAROOS. - LOUSY ANIMALS, KANGAROOS. 451 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,270 THEY'RE AWKWARD AND DIRTY. 452 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,354 - MAYBE THEY LEARNED FROM YOU. 453 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,108 - OOH. 454 00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,860 - NO ONE TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT. 455 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,195 - OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE SHOULD. 456 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,530 - PLEASE RUN IN FRONT OF A BUS. 457 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,949 - QUITE OBNOXIOUS OF YOU TO SAY. 458 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,492 - REALLY? - SURE WAS. 459 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,410 - THANKS. 460 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,788 - UP YOUR NOSE, I SEE BOOGERS. - VERY CLEVER. 461 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:12,248 - WISH YOU'D THOUGHT OF IT? 462 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,457 - "X" MARKS THE SPOT I'D LIKE TO PUNCH. 463 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,252 - YOUR FINGER SMELLS WEIRD. 464 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,213 - ZERO IS WHAT YOU ARE ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO 10. 465 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:20,380 - AND BACK TO THE LETTER "A"! 466 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,049 - AS IF I CARE WHAT YOU THINK. 467 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,092 - BETTER WATCH YOURSELF. 468 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,677 - CAN'T TAKE IT? - DON'T PUSH ME. 469 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,803 - EAT YOUR PANTS! 470 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,429 - YOU EAT YOUR PANTS! WAIT! 471 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,265 [MAKES BUZZING SOUND] - SORRY JADE, 472 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,641 THE NEXT LETTER WAS-- 473 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,977 - "F"! I KNOW! 474 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,149 - KEEP THE SCENE GOING. LETTER "G"! 475 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,566 - GET UP, ALIEN. 476 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:43,029 - HEAD-- FEELS DIZZY. 477 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,656 - I KNOW WHAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 478 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,325 - JUMPING JACKS? 479 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,411 - KISS ME. 480 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:52,538 - LET'S DO IT. 481 00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:01,172 - WHOO! 482 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,801 - MAN, I LOVE THIS SCHOOL. 483 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,932 - THESLAP.COM - THE SLAP? 484 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,642 - IT'S THE WEB SITE WHERE YOU CAN FIND OUT 485 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,228 ABOUT EVERYONE HERE IN HOLLYWOOD ARTS HIGH SCHOOL. 486 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:17,437 - OH, YOU MEAN THESLAP.COM? - IT'S A SLAP. 487 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,900 - THE ULTIMATE ONLINE EXPERIENCE. 488 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,194 - THERE'S GAMES... - THINGS TO CLICK ON... 489 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:24,820 - MUSIC... - PICS AND VIDEOS... 490 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,948 - VIDEOS THAT MIGHT GET CERTAIN PEOPLE IN TROUBLE... 491 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,534 - LOBSTERS FREAK ME OUT. 492 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,495 - MMM! 493 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,498 - YOU'RE A DEMON!