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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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(ANIMALISTIC SCREECHING)
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ALL: (GASPING)
Mom's favorite picture!
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I got it!
No, I do!
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Quit hogging
the saving!
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ALL: No!
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-Aw, biscuits.
-It's shattered to bits!
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Just the frame,
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but the photo
looks like it's okay.
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Hey! Get your
greasy paws off of it!
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Get your greasy
face away from it!
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Aw, biscuits.
Aw, biscuits what?
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What's this? (GASPS)
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My favorite picture.
But where is the picture?
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My favorite...
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(CHOKING)
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For years I tried to
get one decent photo
with all three of you in.
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Just one!
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And now it's ruined.
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-ALL: They did it!
-(WHISTLING)
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Hey, dear! Que pasa?
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(WHIMPERING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Which one of you
upset your mother?
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ALL: They did it!
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Well, I know that
one of you did something
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and you better fix it!
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When she's
upset like this
she won't cook.
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And tonight's
meatloaf night!
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You guys fix
what you did
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and I'll salvage
meatloaf night!
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(GROANS)
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Well, you heard Dad!
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We've got to take
another photo to
replace that one, pronto!
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(SCOFFS)
Team up with you two?
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The Brad doesn't
work with dillweeds.
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Or dillweedettes.
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Face it, Kick.
It's not happening.
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Whenever we do
stuff together, it always
becomes a competition.
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-What? Does not!
-Does too!
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-You stink!
-You stink!
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You stink, and you stink
at analyzing my...
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Guys! Guys!
We have to get along!
And we can.
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Look, I don't wanna
do this any more than you.
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But we have to get
a new photo for Mom.
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You stink at making us
feel guilty about getting
a new pic for Mom!
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I was gonna say that!
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So you stink
for taking what
I was gonna say!
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-You stink!
-You stink!
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Stop! It's about Mom!
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She's gonna be
a wreck until we
get that new picture.
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Now let's get to
the photo place
and get that pic.
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For Mom!
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Okay.
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I'll make sure
we get to the photo
place fast enough.
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I'll make sure
we look presentable.
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And I'll impress the babes
with my glistening abs
of Brad-meat!
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(SQUEAKING)
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Yeah, Brad-meat!
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Done?
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Done.
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All right. For Mom!
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-For Mom!
-For Mom!
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This is gonna be
a lot of work.
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You can do this, Harold.
For the meatloaf!
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Well, hello there, dear.
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Whatcha watching?
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I have a gift for you.
Just for being so lovely.
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(GROWLING)
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Flowers, for my love!
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(BURPS)
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(GASPS)
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Who doesn't love
a nice flossing, huh?
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In some cultures
it's considered
very romantic!
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And let's keep
those pearly whites
their whitest!
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This is gonna be
harder than I thought.
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Well, I look
stunning as usual.
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Let's see how
you two look.
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(EXCLAIMS)
You're not wearing that!
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But this is what
I always wear.
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Exactly.
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Brad, is that
barbecue sauce?
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Yeah, ribs!
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You're filthy!
I look Brad-tastic!
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You're a mess!
You're completely
unpresentable!
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Oh, yeah?
Well, it's not
your birthday!
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You never get me
presents anyway!
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Guys! Come on!
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Sheesh.
Obviously I look the best.
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Ooh! Hot! Hot!
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Okay.
Let's try this again.
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Oh, no!
The photo place
closes in 15 minutes!
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That last fight
really set us back!
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Nice job, dillweed!
You too, dillweedette!
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Whatever, shrillweed!
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Guys,
don't get distracted!
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We gotta hurry
before they close.
Now let's go!
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I know a shortcut!
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I know
a different shortcut!
This way!
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Well, I know one better
than the both of yours!
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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Where the heck are we?
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Great, dillweed!
Too bad this bus
is going the wrong way!
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True!
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But that one isn't.
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Hey, my belt!
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Hold on!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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The 4:50 Downtown.
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Right on time.
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Mirror mirror
oh, so sweet,
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who's most likely
to cook some meat...
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...loaf?
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Why, you are, dear!
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My darling,
your face is like
that of an angel.
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Your eyes are
like sparkling pools.
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Your lips are
like red roses.
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Rising up to greet
the morning sun,
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sharing your beauty
with the world.
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Starting with
your delicious meatloaf!
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Meatloaf!
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KICK: Well,
here we are at last.
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And with
one minute to spare.
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We're closing
one minute early today.
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(ALL YELLING)
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Wait, you can't go!
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We have to have
our photo taken
for our mom!
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She's not amused.
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Bri, bat your
eyelashes. Quick!
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I've got this.
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Oh, miss photo lady.
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Yeah, you there.
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Can you please open
the big bad door
for little ol' me?
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Pretty pretty
pretty please?
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(YAWNS)
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She's not human!
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Stand back.
It's my time to shine.
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The Brad knows babes.
Photo babe.
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Get ready for
some Grade A
stud muffin action.
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Bam!
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Yeah, Brad-meat!
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No! Make it stop!
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Make it stop!
I'm gonna be sick!
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Fine,
I'll take your photo.
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Just stop doing that!
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Abs of Brad-meat.
Gets them every time!
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Here we are, my dear.
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And now it's time to
make meatloaf together.
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Just like
our counselor said.
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So go ahead and do
all the kitchen-y things
you do so well,
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and I'll be right here
ready to help.
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Perhaps I'll get
things started.
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Kitchen-y things
coming right up.
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Now if I were meatloaf
what would be in me?
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Here we go.
Egg, good.
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And of course, meat.
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And who could
forget the... (EXCLAIMS)
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Darling,
you startled me.
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Let's just put the
ingredients over here
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and off your face,
like so.
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Now let's get loafing.
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That's it.
Very good. Oh, yeah.
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That's the ticket.
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Honey, we should make
meatloaf more often.
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(EXCLAIMS)
Now that's an
odd looking meatloaf.
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Which I can't
wait to eat.
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Now, in you go.
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I'll just turn
a random knob
all the way up.
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-Well, that wasn't so hard.
-(RUMBLING)
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(OVEN DINGS)
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Oh! We should
probably call the
fire department now.
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Okay, one photo.
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Just one.
Now smile.
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Or don't.
I don't care.
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We did it.
The Buttowski siblings
actually got along!
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When we
work together,
we're unstoppable!
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Ready? In three...
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Now smile nice
like me.
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The best smiler.
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Uh, yeah.
My smile is
pretty awesome.
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Two.
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Mine is the best.
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No way, mine is!
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My face
lights a scene like
a warm summer's morn!
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Yeah, right!
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One.
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I look terrible.
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Should we even
give her this?
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I mean,
you guys look bad
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but this is the worst
I've ever looked.
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Come on.
It's pretty obvious
I look the worst!
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Yeah,
looking the worst!
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(ALL SHOUTING)
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Hey!
Where's the photo?
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-I... I...
-(ALL GASPING)
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-I...
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-Mom!
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-We're sorry, Mom.
We're sorry.
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We're sorry that we've
ruined your favorite
picture of us.
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We tried as hard
as we could to have
a new picture taken.
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But it's horrible.
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We did everything
we could to work together
to get a new one.
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Will you ever forgive us?
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I love it!
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ALL: You do?
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That old picture
wasn't you anyway.
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You obviously worked
together to get this,
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and that's what's
special to me.
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I'll always cherish this.
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ALL: I love you, Mom!
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I love her more!
I love her more!
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I love her most,
you idiots!
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(CHUCKLES)
I love you guys, too.
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Dinner is served.
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Honey, you sure look like
you're feeling better.
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I have the most
wonderful family
in the world.
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And the most
wonderful family deserves
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the most wonderful meatloaf.
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Yes!
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My favorite picture
of you and me!
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It was one of a kind!
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Now it's ruined!
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(ROARING)
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Hi, Mrs. Buttowski!
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Awesome!
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I mean, biscuits.
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(GRUNTS) Kick,
where is your brother?
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He's supposed to be
watching you!
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Uh...
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Oh, yeah!
Cut that wood!
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Bradley Elizabeth Buttowski,
you are in big trouble!
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But my middle's name's
not Elizabeth!
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Oh, it is now.
I'm that angry!
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Letting your brother
destroy the cul-de-sac!
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But Mother, I...
Can it, Lizzie!
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I gave you a chance
to be in charge.
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It's clear I can't
trust you two
to be alone.
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Not my fault
he won't stay
locked in the closet.
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Don't forget, Ma,
he let me destroy
the cul-de-sac!
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah!
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-Not my fault!
-You're the problem!
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Don't blame me!
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But you've
burned through every
babysitter in town!
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They always seem to flee.
256
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:12,208
Ah, ousting babysitters.
257
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,208
The one time we get along.
258
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,667
(HARD ROCK PLAYING)
259
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,625
(SCREAMING)
260
00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:33,250
Oh, come on!
261
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,750
(SCREAMING)
262
00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:47,667
-Hmm?
-(CHUCKLES)
263
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,041
The Buttowski brothers
always get their babysitter.
264
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,375
And always will.
265
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,959
(RECORD SCRATCHES)
266
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:58,458
Finally.
267
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:00,959
While you were flashbacking,
I found a solution.
268
00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:03,959
An unconventional solution.
269
00:13:03,959 --> 00:13:05,625
Besides, I have
no other options,
270
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,750
Kendall?
271
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,083
What?
A little kid's gonna be
in charge of me?
272
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:11,709
Her resume
is quite impressive
273
00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:14,208
and her references
are as impeccable
as her grades.
274
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:15,792
Sorry, Mom,
but no way.
275
00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,709
Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Quiet!
276
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,709
You brought this
on yourselves.
277
00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:23,208
We're off to
the Teeny Tiny
Gold Digger Pageant.
278
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:24,291
Be back at 6:00.
279
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:25,625
You have
a great time now!
280
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:27,750
Don't you worry
about the boys.
281
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,333
I'll take care of them.
282
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:33,208
You have
no power over me.
283
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:35,542
Or me.
You're shorter,
you're younger...
284
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:36,959
I'm two weeks
older than Kick
285
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:38,709
and a decade
more mature than you.
286
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:40,625
Well, duh!
287
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:43,166
But you will
never control
the Buttowski brothers.
288
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,792
Leave now or
suffer the consequences.
289
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:49,208
Yeah right!
I've been waiting
for this opportunity.
290
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:52,000
Once the neighborhood
knows I can handle you two,
291
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,250
I'll be the queen
of the babysitters!
292
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,166
And this job comes
so easily to me,
293
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,834
I can do it in my sleep,
while multi tasking.
294
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,166
Observe!
295
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,667
(SNORING)
296
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,166
I wish I could do
algebra in my sleep.
297
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,834
I wish I could
spell algebra.
298
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:09,250
My rules are simple.
299
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:11,208
No stunts,
no leaving the house,
300
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,166
and no fun whatsoever.
301
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,709
(SHOUTING)
Do you understand?
302
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:15,959
Oh, I understand.
303
00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,333
(CRASHING)
304
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,542
My wheels! But how?
305
00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:23,041
I told you I'm good.
306
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:24,250
(CHUCKLES)
Dillweed!
307
00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:25,834
Now the Brad's
gonna watch some...
308
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,250
What? Scrambled?
That's not fair!
309
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:33,000
In case you two get
any other bright ideas,
310
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,291
I've already
flattened the tires
on Kick's bike,
311
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:38,917
confiscated Brad's
Tankini magazines.
312
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,000
(SCREAMS) No!
313
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,166
And grounded
your wingman.
314
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:42,250
Gunther?
315
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,709
Ooh, Tankini mags!
316
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,583
Aw, there's no
light in here.
317
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,125
Now, are you
ready to obey me?
318
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,709
I said,
are you ready to obey?
319
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,208
Yes, Miss Kendall.
320
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,208
Now, go to your room!
321
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,208
How is she doing this?
It's unreal.
322
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,041
She's always
one step ahead of us.
323
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:02,834
She's unstoppable!
We're doomed,
I tells ya! Doomed!
324
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,166
Snap out of it, man!
325
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:06,083
Are we Pantsy
and Mouth? No!
326
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:09,083
Are we Michael Anthony
and Anthony Michael
DiPazzi? No!
327
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:11,792
We're the
Buttowski brothers!
And Buttowskis don't give up!
328
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:13,542
You're right, dillweed.
329
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,792
Time to pull out
some of the Buttowski
brothers classics!
330
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,250
That means I'll get
the BattleSnax fish heads.
331
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,875
I'll get the
exploding ink traps.
332
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,625
BOTH: Yeah,
Buttowski brothers!
333
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:27,375
Lunch is served.
334
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:30,959
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
335
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,083
Snack time.
336
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:43,000
Dinner is served.
337
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,333
Wow, it's hopeless!
338
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:47,750
We'll never defeat Kendall!
339
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,000
No, Brad,
the Buttowski brothers
never give up.
340
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,417
We have to
step up our game.
341
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,166
Time to bring out
the big guns.
342
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,333
We're gonna
take her down.
343
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:56,500
Hello, boys.
344
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,709
Hello, Miss Kendall.
Kendall.
345
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:01,125
I see two guys
who could use
a little less mallet,
346
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,125
and a little more
juice boxie-woxies.
347
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:06,083
Yes, Miss Kendall.
348
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:09,625
We can get
our own juice
boxie-woxies.
349
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,625
Obviously,
I'm way ahead of you.
350
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:15,083
You think you're
the first siblings to get
rid of their babysitters?
351
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,208
I did the same thing
with my older sister.
352
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:18,625
BattleSnax fish heads?
353
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,458
Pfft. Amateur hour!
354
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,125
We used year-old
Food 'N' Fix hot dogs.
355
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,291
(BOTH GASPING)
356
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,208
Shh! Don't let her
know you're impressed.
357
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:27,542
-Brad?
-Year-old hot dogs. Got it.
358
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:29,333
-And then?
-Brad!
359
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,083
I know all your tricks.
360
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:35,500
The Perkins sisters
were the best babysitter
ousters there ever were!
361
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,875
In fact,
it was the only time
we got along.
362
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:40,166
Then one day,
we didn't oust
our babysitter.
363
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,041
The Perkins sisters failed.
364
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,291
And things were
never the same
between me and my sister.
365
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:51,166
My point is,
there's nothing
you can do to beat me.
366
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,417
Nothing!
367
00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,834
So, who's ready to
make soap sculptures?
368
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,667
Ooh! Soap scul...
No!
369
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,917
The Buttowski brothers
do not do soap sculptures!
370
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,917
And the Buttowski brothers
do not drink
juice boxie-woxies.
371
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,417
And we do not give up!
372
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:04,834
Bye, Miss Kendall.
373
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:07,041
Bye-bye.
374
00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:09,875
Okay, Brad,
we're getting rid of her
once and for all!
375
00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:11,709
Yeah, Brad!
376
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:13,041
Brothers. Both of us.
377
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:14,750
Sorry. Yeah, us!
378
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,000
Especially Brad.
379
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,959
Whatever happens,
we can't let her defeat us.
380
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,542
Okay,
you distract Kendall by
381
00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,291
pretending to be
interested in soap sculptures,
382
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,792
and I'll break out
of the house and hide.
383
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:27,500
"Ooh, look at these
awesome soap sculptures!
384
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,500
"They're so
calmingly awesome."
385
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,083
(CLEARS THROAT)
I mean, "Wow, Kendall.
386
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,875
"Tell me more about
these super-lame soap things.
387
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,709
"That I secretly love."
388
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:42,250
Anyway, so when
Mom gets home
and sees that I'm gone...
389
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,875
(MIMICKING MOM)
"Hey, where's Kick?"
390
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,083
She'll fire Kendall
391
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,875
and then
you can "find" me...
392
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,417
"Mother, I found my
long lost brother."
393
00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:50,959
...proving how
responsible you are.
394
00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:52,250
Yeah, toy Brad!
395
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,166
Then it's back
to the status quo.
396
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,583
Yeah, Brad-us quo!
397
00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:03,208
Phase one complete.
Now for...
398
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,333
Nice try, Clarence.
399
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,875
And that's why I'm
queen of the babysitters.
400
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,792
Kendall?
How did you know?
401
00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,709
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
402
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:13,792
I told you there was
nothing you could do
to beat me.
403
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:14,917
Nothing!
404
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,417
Brad, what happened?
We had the perfect plan
405
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:20,291
to maintain
our perfect record!
406
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:23,083
She knows the code
to unscramble the Tankini
Lumberjack channel.
407
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,875
She deciphered it
with her algebra
when she took that nap.
408
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,083
Wish I could do algebra.
409
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,625
Enjoy your show, Brad.
I'm proud of you.
410
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:35,667
I'll take that
juice boxie-woxie
now, Miss Kendall.
411
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,375
What's the magic word?
412
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:40,667
-Please!
-Good boy.
413
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:44,834
You've destroyed
every sitter who's ever
entered your little snake pit.
414
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,709
And as I've proven
over and over,
415
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:50,166
I will not let you ruin
my babysitter empire.
416
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,417
So you better get
used to soap sculptures
417
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:53,959
'cause I promised your mom
418
00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:56,375
the house would
be spotless and perfect
when she returned.
419
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,166
Okay, if you insist.
420
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,375
Huh?
421
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:08,750
♪ Soap snowboard ♪
422
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,500
What do you
think you're doing?
423
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,959
Trashing the house
before Mom gets home!
424
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:15,000
And there's nothing
you can do to stop me!
425
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:20,500
Move! Miss Dutch Elm
is making her own
clocks out of a tree!
426
00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:28,875
(GASPS) Clean?
But how?
427
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,500
It's the only craft where
the mess cleans itself up!
428
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,291
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
429
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:34,625
(HONKING)
430
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:35,834
(GASPS) It's Mom!
431
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:36,917
(GASPS)
432
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,709
It kills me to say this,
433
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:42,083
but you really are the
queen of babysitters.
434
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:44,542
And now I know how
you and your sister
must have felt.
435
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,500
We didn't oust
our babysitter.
436
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,083
Buttowski brothers failed.
437
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,625
Things will
never be the same
with me and my brother.
438
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,834
Oh, dillweed.
It's all my fault!
439
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:55,542
If I wasn't so weak,
if I hadn't caved,
440
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,125
we'd still have
a perfect record!
441
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,709
No babysitter
could say she bested
the Buttowski brothers.
442
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:01,250
Oh, but you did
cave, Brad.
443
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:04,417
Our sibling bond
was never broken
by any babysitter.
444
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:08,041
And now the one thing
that brought us together
as brothers is gone!
445
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,375
Not if I can help it!
446
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,542
(BOTH GASPING)
447
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:21,875
What on earth?
448
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:24,041
Kendall Perkins,
you were supposed to
449
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,542
keep these boys
under control!
450
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:29,041
I'm sorry, Mrs. Buttowski.
I let you down.
451
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:30,959
I thought
I could handle them.
452
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,333
(SIGHS) So did I.
453
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,917
Maybe in a few years
when you're older.
454
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:37,500
Looks like I'll have to
give Brad a second chance.
455
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,792
Thank you, Mother.
I shan't let you down.
456
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,792
Kendall, you saved us!
457
00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:46,709
I know what it's like
to lose the one thing
you share with your sibling.
458
00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:48,458
I couldn't let that
happen to you and Brad.
459
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:49,875
I don't know what to say.
460
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,709
Don't say anything!
I gave you this one.
461
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,917
So I still
consider it a win.
462
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:58,500
And I will still be the
queen of babysitting.
Yeah, Kendall!
463
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,750
You were right!
She fell for the
cry-baby act
464
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,417
hook, line
and emotional sinker.
465
00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:04,875
Wait. What?
That was all an act?
466
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,250
Kendall, you messed with
the Buttowski brothers.
467
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:10,250
And together
we always get
our babysitter.
468
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,875
(SCREAMS)
469
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,917
Yeah, Buttowski brothers!
470
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,458
Especially Brad!
471
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:23,667
And dillweed.
472
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,542
GUNTHER: Hello?
473
00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:30,667
Is anybody out there?