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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(MOOING)
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This place is so amazing!
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Come on, Gunther!
Aquatic fun awaits.
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Those rides
aren't fun for me.
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All I've ever wanted to do
is to take a calm trip down
the old Sleepy River.
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Sleepy River's boring!
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Besides, we can go on
the Sleepy River
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after we hit all
the cool rides.
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You always say that!
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But you always get us
kicked out before
I get to do what I want.
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Yeah!
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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Yeah!
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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Yeah!
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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Fine, Gunther.
This time we'll ride
the Sleepy River first.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Do you promise?
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'Cause I wanna ride it
all the way around the park.
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(SIGHS)
Gunther, I promise.
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One complete loop on the
Sleepy River before we
go on any fun rides.
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Yay! And I know you'll
stick to your promise.
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Because you're a man
of your word, Kick.
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You'd never break a promise
to your best bud.
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(ANNOUNCER READING)
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(SIGHS) This is even better
than I imagined, Kick.
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Yeah. Amazing.
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In fact, think I'll take
a little Nordic Nap.
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You do that.
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And my slumber robe
is now secure.
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Wake me up
when we finish
our Sleepy River lap.
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(SNORING)
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Hey! It happened again!
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(SNORING)
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Yeah!
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(YELLS)
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Watch it, river hog!
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(PANTING)
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...you're a man
of your word, Kick.
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And you'd never
break a promise
to your best bud.
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Technically, this canal is
part of the Sleepy River.
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Maybe Sleepy River
isn't gonna be
so sleepy after all...
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So where's the danger?
This is false...
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This is more like it!
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Woo-hoo!
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Whoa!
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And Gunther's still asleep.
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What's this ride called,
anyway?
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(READING)
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(GASPS) Uh-oh.
Better get out of here.
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Bingo.
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Okay. That was fun.
Time to get Gunther
back to the...
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Biscuits.
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(SNORING)
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(SNIFFING)
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I know this smell.
We're in the
Mellowbrook sewer!
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And that means
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gators!
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Don't eat my Gunther!
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Or wake him up.
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(STIFLES YELL)
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Stop!
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They're leaving!
I did it! (GASPS)
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And Gunther's in one piece,
and still asleep!
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I'm still a man of my word!
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He'll never know we ever
left the Sleepy River.
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(SCREAMING)
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This isn't fun anymore!
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We're saved!
Hey, Gunther...
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(GASPS)
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He woke up!
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Gunther! Gunther!
Wait! Gunther!
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Stop, please!
Gunther, I'm so sorry!
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I should have just
kept my promise!
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I hope you forgive me!
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Gunther, please stop!
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(SNORING)
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He's sleepwalking?
My promise is still alive.
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(BUZZING)
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(YELLS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Gunther!
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(BOTH SNORING)
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(SIGHS)
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(GROWLING)
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(BEAR GROWLING)
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(PANTING)
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(ROARING)
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You sleep-eat, too?
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And where'd you get pancakes?
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Hey!
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Who's been eatin'
my pancakes?
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You!
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Well, sir,
there's actually a real
funny explanation for that.
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You see, my friend...
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I'm gonna get you!
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(CHUCKLES UNHAPPILY)
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Hey!
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I'm gonna get you!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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That's right! Who's
the big man now?
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That's right baby,
I'm talking to you!
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(GROWLS)
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Adios, tiny!
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Gunther, when you wake up,
remind me to add this to
The Book of Awesome.
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Of course.
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Those Nordic Naps
are powerful.
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Where the heck are we?
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Gunther! No sleep-nibbling!
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(LUMBERJACK YELLING)
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(GRUNTING)
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I'm gonna get you!
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Hey!
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(GROWLING)
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Well, I guess this is it.
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This is all my fault.
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Gunther, I'm sorry.
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I took a detour off
the Sleepy River.
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I should have just
kept my promise.
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My promise to my best bud.
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I hope you forgive me!
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(YELLS)
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I said,
"Watch it, river hog!"
we just lapped ya!
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We're back! We're back!
We're back! We're...
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(YAWNS)
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Wow! What a refreshing
trip down old Sleepy River.
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Don't you think so, Kick?
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(SNORING)
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Aw, you kept your promise.
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Ooh! And now let's do
what you want!
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Oh, he's gonna
be so surprised
when he wakes up!
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GUNTHER: Hmm... This is
kind of a disappointment...
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(GUNTHER SCREAMS)
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(BELL RINGS)
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"Romeo, O, Romeo.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?"
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"O, speak again,
bright angel!"
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Please don't speak again.
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"What's in a name?
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"That which we call a rose
by any other name
would smell as sweet."
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I'll say something smells.
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"With love's light wings
did I o'er-perch these walls."
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Feels more like I'm perched
on a seatless bike.
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That's it, I can't
handle any more drama.
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Mr. Huang does not
just teach drama.
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Mr. Huang is also a master
of the dramatic entrance.
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Time for my dramatic exit.
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Kick, theater is like...
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It is like food
for our souls.
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My soul's not hungry.
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Theater is a place where
you can transform yourself.
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You could be
a pirate, perhaps.
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Or a gentleman suitor.
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Or a cat.
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Meow.
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I just don't think
I'm cut out for this.
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Oh, Kick, obviously you and
I don't share the same passion
for the dramatic arts
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but it is my duty as
your teacher to involve
all of my students.
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(WHINES)
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You're going to have to be
Ronaldo's understudy.
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Does that involve studying?
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No, but it does
involve doing nothing.
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I'm listening.
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Unless, of course,
something were to
happen to Ronaldo,
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in which case, you would
take his place on stage.
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As Romeo.
Romeo?
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"Romeo! O, Romeo!"
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(KISSING)
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No! Anything but that.
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Please!
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Kick, the understudy
is a crucial role.
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You are the go-to guy
if something happens
to Ronaldo.
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But if nothing happens
to him, I don't have to
play Romeo, right?
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Well, technically, no.
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But you do need to
learn all of your lines...
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Don't worry, Kick,
you won't have to.
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If Ronaldo can't go on,
I'll distract the audience
with this.
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(CHANTING A-RHYTHMICALLY)
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Get out! Those sideshow antics
have no place in my theater.
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Real thespians
take acting seriously.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
(EXCLAIMS)
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"But, soft! what light through
yonder window breaks?
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"It is the east,
and Juliet is the sun.
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"Arise, fair sun..."
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(CHUCKLES) Looks like
something's about
to happen to Ronaldo.
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MR. HUANG: Unless,
of course, something were
to happen to Ronaldo...
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"Arise, fair..."
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(EXCLAIMS) I'm in too much
pain to do the school play.
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Put in the understudy!
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"O, Romeo!"
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(KISSING)
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"And kill the envious moon,
who is already sick
and pale with grief,
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"that thou, her maid,
art far more fair than she.
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"Be not her maid,
since she is envious...
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"Her vestal livery is
but sick and green
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"and none but fools
do wear it, cast it off.
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"It is my lady,
O, it is my love!
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"O, that she knew she were!
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"She speaks yet
she says nothing,
what of that?
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"Her eye discourses,
I will answer it.
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"I am too bold,
'tis not to me she speaks.
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(GROANS)
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"Two of the fairest stars
in all the heaven,
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"having some business,
do entreat her eyes
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"to twinkle in their spheres
till they return.
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"What if her eyes were there,
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"they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek
would shame those stars,
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"as daylight doth a lamp,
her eyes in heaven would
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"through the airy region
stream so bright
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"that birds would sing and...
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"See, how she leans
her cheek upon her hand!"
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Doesn't he ever look up?
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"O, that I were a glove
upon that hand,
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"that I might
touch that cheek!"
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00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,709
What, did you
bite it on
some stunt again?
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(LAUGHS) Dork.
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"How oft when men..."
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What could happen
to Ronaldo in here?
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Ah... Ah...
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Germs!
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(SNEEZES)
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(DISTORTED) No!
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(ALL GRUMBLING)
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I'm allergic
to hand sanitizer.
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"But, soft! what light through
yonder window breaks?
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"It is the east,
and Juliet is the sun.
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"Arise, fair sun, and
kill the envious moon..."
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(GASPS)
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Phew.
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RONALDO:
"Who is already sick..."
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I gotta do something
about this.
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That ought to keep you safe.
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Keep me safe? Buttowski,
what are you talking about?
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Wait a minute,
are you protecting me?
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Me? Sheesh. No.
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It all makes sense now.
You must protect me or you
go from understudy to Romeo.
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Okay, fine.
I'm protecting you.
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But just until
this play is over.
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Then you're on your own.
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With Buttowski
as my bodyguard,
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I can do all the things
I didn't dare try on my own.
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How delicious!
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(LAUGHS)
(BUBBLE WRAP POPS)
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This isn't gonna end well.
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So, understudy,
unless you want
to play Romeo,
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you better keep me safe
while I finally take on
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the park's most
dangerous ride,
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the Wiggler!
The Wiggler?
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The Wiggler!
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(LAUGHS)
How is that dangerous?
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(WHISTLE)
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You know the rules,
egghead.
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Nobody rides
the Wiggler but us.
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Take it up
with my understudy.
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He said I could ride it.
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Toddlers, Ronaldo?
You need protection
from toddlers?
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Hey! Ah!
The juice! It burns!
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How glorious, Buttowski!
With you watching my back,
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I can do everything
I've always wanted.
I can dare to be exciting!
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No more fear.
No more pain!
At least for me.
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KICK: No!
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KICK: Are you sure wanna
take those off?
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Of course I do, Romeo.
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This is so much fun!
Whoo-hoo!
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Whoa!
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Losing control!
Help! Understudy!
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Tree!
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Ditch!
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Grizzly!
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(PANTING)
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Yay! Wasn't that fun?
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I could really
get used to this.
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00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,625
Where is it, nerdweed?
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00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:20,083
About your homework, Brad.
I won't be doing it anymore.
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00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:25,083
Hey! Those are recyclable.
And now I'm gonna
recycle your face.
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My understudy will be
handling all your homework
requests from now on.
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Isn't that right, Kick?
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I'm not doing Brad's homework.
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00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:37,917
Oh dear! After Brad beats
me up, who will take
my place as Romeo?
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(SIGHS) Okay, you win.
Let's have it.
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BRAD: Page 287. Problems
1-100. And show your work!
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I've always wondered what
would happen if you mixed
Fruity Fizzies
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with nitroglycerin!
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Incredible! But a
scientist always
double-checks his results.
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That's it!
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(STUDENTS GASP)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Be a shame if something
were to happen to me now.
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Oh, well. I'm sure you'll
make a great Romeo.
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Hey! This is our game!
Beat it, Ronal-dork!
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Sorry, Dipoopsies.
It's my turn.
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Prepare to
be pulverized, punk!
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Understudy!
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Yes, Ronaldo.
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Would you mind taking
my beating while
I finish my game?
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Of course.
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(GROWLING)
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ANNOUNCER:
Dipazzi Punch!
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Dual Dead-Arm!
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Twin Toe Twister!
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Sibling Slam!
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♪ Go, Ronaldo
It's your birthday! ♪
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Places, people! Places!
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(SIGHS) I made it!
I don't have to be Romeo!
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O Romeo, Romeo!
wherefore art thou Romeo?
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O, speak again, bright angel!
for thou art
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as glorious to this night,
being o'er my head,
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as is a winged messenger
from heaven...
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(GASPS)
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Ronaldo can't continue.
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My play will be ruined.
Unless we bring in
the understudy.
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00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:25,166
The understudy?
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The understudy!
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00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:35,125
O Romeo, Romeo!
wherefore art thou Romeo?
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(SIGHS) I could have sworn
I put that peg in tight...
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Dear me, how did
this come loose?
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00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:41,959
And now for that kiss.
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00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,959
(GASPS) Oh, no. Not that!
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00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,750
Oh, sweet sorrow.
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Not the understudy, too,
now my play is ruined!
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00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,291
No, it isn't.
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00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:06,125
(CHANTING A-RHYTHMICALLY)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Well, if you can't beat them,
join them.
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)