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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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GUNTHER:
The place: The Old Country.
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The time: Many Wolf Moons ago.
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The lingonberry pies:
Delicious.
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The entire town
was in danger
from Mount Eruptus,
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an active volcano that
threatened to end
the lives of all Vikings.
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But fearless
warrior Thor Thorsen built
a spring-powered airplane
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and he bravely
launched himself in.
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Appeasing the angry volcano.
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Thor Thorsen
perished that day,
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but his heroic sacrifice
saved the Old Country,
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which remains whole
in all of its glory
to this day.
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Including the pies.
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(CHEERING)
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And every year they honor Thor
by choosing
one lucky contestant
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to re-create his heroic launch
at the annual
Thor Thorsen festival.
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Gunther, my friend,
when they see how awesome
you are in this video,
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you'll be like
the Kick Buttowski
of the Old Country.
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It's been a lifelong
goal of mine
to honor my hero
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and get my clothes
mountain spring fresh.
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I envy you, Gunther.
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What you're about to do
is pure
historical awesomeness.
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More importantly,
how do I look
on camera?
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Like Thor Thorsen himself.
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Let's do this!
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Bwar! Oops!
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Oh, no!
I ruined the shot!
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Huh?
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Don't worry, Gunther,
just keep filming.
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I'll do the rest.
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GUNTHER:
Whoo-hoo! This is awesome!
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Can you believe it?
My video got
two million views.
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And my underwear
smells Mountain Spring fresh.
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See, Gunther,
I told you your video
would be awesome.
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(GROANING)
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My spleen!
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It's you, baby.
Boy from video!
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Kick Buttowski is
one of my favorites!
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He's awesome, baby!
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-Old Country Mayor?
-Old Country Mayor?
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You win the contest!
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You're coming to
Old Country to recreate
the Thor Thorsen launch!
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Bwar!
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GUNTHER:
Say, what?
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Bwar!
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You honor our ancestors
with your awesome-ness.
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Thanks, guys, although
it was me in the video,
Gunther is actually...
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All hail, Kick Buttowski!
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VIKINGS:
Bwar! Bwar! Bwar!
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GUNTHER:
My other spleen!
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(SING-SONG TONE)
Free Buttowski vacation!
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Thanks for being
such a good Viking, son.
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Actually, Dad,
Gunther is...
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Did you know that
the Old Country had the first
postal system in the world?
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Because I sure knew it.
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Are you sure
you don't wanna come?
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Oh, we'll find plenty to do
while you're gone.
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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DAD: Here we are, family.
The Old Country.
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Now, don't be alarmed
by their exotic culture.
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(SCREAMS)
Look at those clogs!
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They're so ugly.
I must have them!
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Now Brianna, we are not here
to spend all your father's
hard-earned money on shoes.
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Uh-huh, that's right.
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Good work.
He bought it!
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Now let's put
Brad's college fund
to good use!
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Brad, are you sure
you don't want to go to
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the Old Country Post Office
tour with me?
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No way, Dad.
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I'm gonna find me a babe
that loves, honors
and obeys the Brad.
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And there are no babes
at the post office.
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Ho-ho, I beg to differ.
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Have you ever seen
the Amelia Earhart
commemorative stamp?
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(GROWLS)
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Okay, Gunther,
before the festival,
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we need to tell everyone
that you are gonna
recreate the launch,
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and by the time
we leave here,
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everyone will know
your name is...
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Kick Buttowski!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Uh, no, no,
the person
you really want is...
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(VIKINGS YELLING)
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I guess we'll just
tell them later, then?
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Ow! My third spleen!
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TOUR GUIDE: Up ahead is
Four Shadow Park,
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you'll see the full scale
working replica of
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Thor Thorsen's famous
spring loaded airplane
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that he heroically
launched into the...
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Yeah, yeah, good stories.
Post Office up
next on the tour?
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For the last time, no!
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So we're headed to
the Post Office.
Sweet!
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(GUNTHER GRUNTING)
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Aw, why so heavy?
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-Gunther.
-Kick?
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MAYOR:
Where's Kick Buttowski?
Must find Kick Buttowski.
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Gunther, we have to
clear this up...
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-Kick?
-It's not supposed to
be like this.
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You're supposed
to honor Thor.
Not me.
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MAYOR:
Hey, there he is!
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Kick Buttowski,
the only one who
will honor Thor.
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This is gonna be
massive, baby!
Bwar!
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VIKINGS:
Bwar! Bwar!
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This is all
a big misunderstanding.
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The real Viking is
Gunther M...
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VIKINGS:
Yeah! Kick, Kick! Kick!
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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TOUR GUIDE:
Thus ends our tour
of the Old Country.
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Oh, boy!
That was some tour,
huh, Bradley?
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I wonder what else
there is to do.
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Come on, Dad.
We've been from one end
of this town to the other,
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and still I haven't seen
a single...
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(GASPS)
Viking babe.
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Viking babe!
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What do you say
I buy you
some meatballs?
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Hey, horned Viking babe,
you hit me harder than
the Black Plague.
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Excuse me, do you have GPS?
'Cause I'm lost in your eyes.
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Don't make me mace you.
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Aw, man.
Old Country Brad
strikes out
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worse with girls
than Mellowbrook Brad.
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Almost as bad
as Australian Brad.
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Why g'day, babe. Ahhh!
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Cheer up, Bradley.
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As an attentive father,
I know exactly how to
cheer you up.
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A historical
reenactment tour!
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Eh, the only thing that will
cheer up the Brad is
to con a babe into...
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Holy matrimony!
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So flowing,
so glorious,
so beautiful.
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Oh, don't I know it.
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Why! Hello,
gigantic reenactment
dream girl that I...
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey! For the last time,
you're a Viking re-enactor!
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You must stay in character
and abide by the rules
of the ancient Vikings.
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Can ancient Viking babes
turn me down?
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They can, and they should.
Unless you've got a dowry.
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Aw man,
I had mine removed
in fifth grade.
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No, no, no.
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Ancient Viking men
would offer gift of livestock
to a girl's father
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in exchange
for marriage.
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And then she can't
turn me down?
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Ooh, the Brad is gonna
take a bride
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the old fashioned way,
with farm animals.
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Let's start with you,
cutie-boots!
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(SCREAMS)
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MAYOR:
Welcome to the 1000th
Annual Thor Thorsen festival.
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In a few short minutes,
and after this non-Viking
finishes cranking it up,
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our honorary Viking
and primetime player,
Kick Buttowski,
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will recreate Thor's launch
into this replica volcano.
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This is gonna be
awesome, baby.
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And here he is, folks!
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VIKINGS: Kick! Kick! Kick!
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Come on, Gunther.
We've got to set
the record straight.
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You may as well
just go ahead and
do the stunt, Kick.
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They want to see
the guy in the video,
not me.
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No.
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You're my best friend!
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And you're doing the launch
on your own,
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like you should have
the first time.
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Really?
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Of course!
And it's gonna
be awesome!
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Everyone will love you.
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You're finally gonna
get your chance
to honor Thor Thorsen.
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Let me just make sure
you're lined up
for the launch.
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Let's do this! Bwar!
KICK: Gunther, no!
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Oops!
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Biscuits.
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(IN SPANISH)
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Sir, we speak English here.
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-(GUNTHER SCREAMING)
-(EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH)
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I'm never gonna
be animal-rich. Ahhh!
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(SCREAMS)
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Yeah, animal-rich Brad!
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Can you believe
the deal I got
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on these authentic
Nordic weapons and wicks.
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And just look at these
spectacular purple tights!
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-(GUNTHER SCREAMS)
-Well, that was unfortunate.
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Guess we'll just
have to spend
more of Dad's money.
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Look out!
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(SCREAMING)
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Gunther, are you in there?
Are you all right?
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Yes, fortunately
I ran out of spleens
in that last sequence.
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Here, let me help you out.
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The Thor Thorsen Festival
is ruined.
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Who would sink to
such lowly depths?
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It was that little girl!
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Get that little girl!
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(VIKINGS YELL)
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On second thought,
you should just
stay in there.
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GUNTHER:
I blew it, Kick.
I'm a failure.
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I might as well just
face this angry mob
like a man.
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(VIKINGS YELLING)
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Could it be?
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(VIKINGS GASP)
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Thor Thorsen has returned.
All hail, Thor Thorsen.
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VIKINGS: Bwar!
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Who me? Oh no.
I'm no Thor Thorsen.
I'm Gu...
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Of course he is Thor Thorson!
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You honored your great warrior
and he has returned!
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Kick!
What are you doing?
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Just trust me.
Here he is, folks!
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Thor Thorsen!
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VIKINGS:
Thor Thorsen! Thor Thorsen!
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And now we hail you.
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VIKINGS: Bwar!
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We must praise you.
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VIKINGS: Bwar!
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And we must honor you
as the greatest Viking
of all time!
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VIKINGS: Bwar!
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(VIKINGS CHEER)
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(VIKINGS CHEER)
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(VIKINGS CHEER)
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Let's see.
That's two bull,
four horse,
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three pig and
twenty-five chicken.
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Here change.
Reenactment daughter
is yours.
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Now, we need to
hire a new one.
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Yeah, Brad-groom.
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(SIGHS)
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You did it!
You achieved your dream
of honoring Thor Thorsen.
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You're right, Kick.
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Not only that,
you actually became
Thor Thorsen.
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You're right, Kick!
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And now the Old Country
honors you!
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You're right, Kick.
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And look!
No matter where you go,
everyone bows down to you.
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You're gonna be
the envy of the cul de sac
when we get home.
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Home?
I am never going home.
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(VIKINGS CHEER)
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VIKINGS: Bwar!
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That's right.
You're never going...
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Wait, what?
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Gunther?
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(DOOR LOCKS)
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(GUNTHER OVER PHONE)
So I know
you'll agree with me.
244
00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:17,166
Staying in the Old Country
245
00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:20,000
pretending I'm Thor Thorsen
and living in a castle
treated like I'm royalty.
246
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,166
Ta-ta!
247
00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,417
(PHONE BEEPS)
248
00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:29,667
(CREAKING)
249
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,542
Kick, I know you're sad
about Gunther staying
in the Old Country forever,
250
00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:38,959
but as an attentive father,
I know just what will
cheer you up.
251
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,583
The Post Office tour!
252
00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:44,041
(GRUNTS)
If they'd only
open their doors.
253
00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,667
BRAD:
The Brad has done it,
254
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:48,542
by using his charm
and good looks
and farm animals,
255
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,458
the Brad has found
someone to love and
honor and obey him.
256
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:52,834
Especially obey.
257
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:54,500
Hey, Dad,
can I get married?
258
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:57,792
Sure, Jason.
Have all the soda you want.
Open, open, open, open!
259
00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:58,917
Yeah, Brad.
260
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:04,333
Bwar. Dearly beloved,
we have gathered
on this day...
261
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,917
Uh, Mom?
Are you seeing
what Brad is doing?
262
00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:09,125
Yeah, yeah.
Matthew can do
what he wants.
263
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:13,125
What happens
in the Old Country
stays in the Old Country.
264
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:15,208
-Gunther?
-That's right,
ladies and gentlemen,
265
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,959
it's the great
Thor Thorsen.
266
00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:20,166
He's never leaving
the Old Country.
Ever.
267
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:22,000
Will he have
a commemorative stamp?
(GASPS)
268
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,041
Gunther!
269
00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:27,625
Gunther, wait!
270
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:31,250
Uh, Kick! Don't forget,
our flight leaves
in three hours!
271
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,500
Oh, I sure hope he doesn't
get wrapped up
in something ridiculous.
272
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,750
Yeah, husband!
273
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:38,333
Gunther! Gunther!
Gunther!
274
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,000
Thor?
275
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,125
Oh, hi, Kick.
I've officially changed
my name to Thor Thorsen.
276
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,834
Well, Thor,
277
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:47,041
I'm heading
back to Mellowbrook
in three hours, and...
278
00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:48,792
MALE VIKING: Thor! Thor!
Wait, wait. One sec.
279
00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:50,250
Cheese.
280
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,917
Photo op.
So, you were saying?
281
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:53,959
The plane to Mellowbrook
is leaving soon and...
282
00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:57,458
Be sure to write, okay?
I'll send you
an autographed picture.
283
00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,208
An autographed picture?
What?
284
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:01,542
I know, I know.
You're wondering
how Thor Thorsen
285
00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:03,500
has time to write
to all of his fans.
286
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,375
You're not Thor Thorsen.
You're Gunther Magnuson!
287
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,625
You don't belong here.
You belong in Mellowbrook.
288
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,667
I do belong!
They need me here.
289
00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,625
But I need you.
You're my wingman!
290
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,500
"Wingman"?
Oh, I get it now,
291
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,667
that's all I am to you.
Just a wingman.
292
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,500
No, Gunther,
that's not what
I meant at all!
293
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,250
I don't believe it.
Kick Buttowski, jealous.
294
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,000
Jealous?
295
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,417
You said it yourself, Kick.
You envy me for
what I was about to do.
296
00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:28,709
And now that I've done it,
you can't stand not being
in the spotlight.
297
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:31,458
Spotlight?
Gunther, this whole time
I was trying to help.
298
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,333
VIKINGS:
Thor! Thor! Thor!
Wait, wait. One sec.
299
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,625
Cheese.
300
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,041
You were saying?
This is ridiculous!
301
00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:43,625
It's because of me
that you're Thor Thorsen
anyway!
302
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:46,250
Oh, that's right.
Take all the credit.
303
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:48,625
And now you want me to
go back to Mellowbrook
304
00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:51,417
and be your
dumb little wingman
for your dumb little stunts.
305
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,667
MALE VIKING: Thor!
Cheese!
306
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:57,834
Where was I?
Oh, right.
Dumb. Little. Stunts.
307
00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,500
You're the one that
messed up your
own launch. Twice.
308
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,875
You failed too, Kick.
309
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,917
The only difference is,
my failure got me all of this.
310
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:08,458
And you'll just remain
a suburban daredevil.
311
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,000
Gunther, come on.
312
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,375
Ah! I have turned away
and folded my arms.
313
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:13,667
-But Gunther...
-Ah!
314
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:16,542
Turned and folded.
Do not make me unfold them.
315
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,291
Could this day
get any worse?
316
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:25,667
(GASPS)
317
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:29,500
Yeah, married Brad!
How do you like me
now, kangaroo?
318
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,792
Yeah, married Brad.
319
00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:46,041
(CREAKING)
320
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:56,959
(RUMBLING)
321
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:59,083
Mount Eruptus.
She has awakened!
322
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,250
What do we do?
No way.
323
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,625
We're doomed!
324
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:05,250
There's only one person
that can save us
from certain doom.
325
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,083
So, what?
Like another ribbon cutting
or morning talk show?
326
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,458
Bigger than that, baby.
327
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,583
We again need
the ultimate sacrifice.
328
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:15,208
The fate of the Old Country
depends on Thor Thorsen.
329
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,166
Ooh! Fate of the country.
330
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,583
Well, Thorsen is
as Thorsen does.
331
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:20,959
Sure, I'll do
whatever you need.
332
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:23,750
Thor will save us.
This is gonna be epic.
333
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,125
(VIKINGS CHEER)
334
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,000
And now to
Four Shadow Park.
335
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,291
Somehow I knew
we'd all be going there.
336
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,667
So many shoes!
337
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,709
Best post office ever!
338
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:37,041
Till death do us part!
339
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:41,834
I can't believe
I'm gonna lose
my best friend.
340
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:44,375
Life in Mellowbrook
will never be the same.
341
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:47,375
Oh, Gunther,
can this really
be the end?
342
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,375
(REPORTER ON TV)
Can this really be the end?
343
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:51,625
I'm outside
Thor Thorsen's castle,
344
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:55,750
where Thor Thorsen himself
has volunteered once again
to save the Old Country
345
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,959
by launching himself
into Mount Eruptus.
346
00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,792
What? I've got to stop this!
347
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,834
I can't let Gunther
sacrifice himself.
348
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:10,333
So, what's this big
sacrifice thingy anyway?
349
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:16,041
Ooh!
Is there gonna be
a barbecue?
350
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,667
I guess
you could say that.
351
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:22,875
Yummy. But just an FYI,
Thor Thorsen does not
do potato salad.
352
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,792
Oh, dear sweet
reenactment bride,
353
00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:40,667
how I will love you
and cherish you
and lavish you with...
354
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:44,083
That will be $50 extra
for the gargantuan babe.
355
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,667
Fifty bucks?
That's it.
Deal breaker.
356
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,250
You only want me
for my money.
Be gone with you.
357
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,709
(SIGHS)
358
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:51,917
The Brad
359
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,375
is so alone.
360
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,500
(SOBBING)
361
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,750
Oh, would you look
at these stamps?
362
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,166
(SOBBING)
363
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,583
Bradley! Do a head count.
Don't want anyone left behind.
364
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:07,333
BRAD:
Dad, Mom, Bri,
Kick, Gunther.
365
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,583
Yup, we're all here!
366
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:09,917
And the Brad is sad.
367
00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:11,750
(SOBBING)
368
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,166
Oh, will I ever find
true love again?
369
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,750
Well, hello, babe. I...
370
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,625
I think I'm in love.
371
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:27,250
Wow! Quite a turn out
for a barbecue in my honor.
372
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,083
I still don't do
potato salad.
373
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,583
Well, I suppose I should
say a few words.
374
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,375
Citizens of the Old Country,
centuries ago,
375
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:39,542
Thor Thorsen
sacrificed himself
for our people
376
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:42,625
by flying into a volcano
and stopping the eruption.
377
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,458
Mmm-hmm.
378
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:48,000
And now this big time player,
Thor Thorsen has
returned to us
379
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,500
in the greatest
time of need.
380
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,583
Mmm-hmm.
381
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:53,000
And once again
Thor has volunteered
382
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,291
to save the Old Country
from certain doom
383
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,709
by launching himself
into Mount Eruptus.
384
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,208
That's right. I...
Say what?
385
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,709
In closing and
from the bottom
of my heart,
386
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:05,875
I just wanna say,
been nice knowin' ya!
387
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,208
(SCREAMING)
388
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,834
(SCREAMING) Stop!
389
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,500
Wait! I cannot
let this happen.
390
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,875
Kick? You came back for me?
391
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,500
Even after
all the horrible things
I said to you?
392
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,041
Of course I did, Gunther.
393
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,875
I'm the one that
got you into this.
394
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:25,125
If I wouldn't have told them
you were Thor Thorsen,
395
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,750
none of this
would have happened.
396
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,375
I don't know.
Maybe I deserve to be
launched into the volcano.
397
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:33,709
No! The man you are about to
launch into the volcano
is not Thor Thorsen.
398
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:34,959
Show them, Gunther.
399
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,583
(VIKINGS GASP)
400
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,166
Are you serious, baby?
401
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,667
Hey! That little girl is
not Thor Thorsen!
402
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:44,333
Wait! Sure, he may have
ruined your festival,
403
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,500
and sure he may have
pretended to be Thor Thorsen
404
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,041
and falsely led you to believe
he was going to save you all
from certain doom!
405
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:53,166
And sure, you may think
he has disgraced
all of Viking-dom
406
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,500
with his mere presence.
407
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,750
Thanks, Kick.
408
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,041
But the man you are
about to launch
into the volcano
409
00:18:58,041 --> 00:19:00,125
is the proudest Viking
you will ever know!
410
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,750
And I am honored,
411
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:05,291
I am honored to be
his best friend.
412
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,500
You really mean that?
413
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:08,917
Yes.
414
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,041
(SOBBING)
415
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,917
Will you come home?
416
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,750
Oh, Kick, yes!
417
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:15,917
Oh, Gunther!
418
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,125
Oops.
419
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,250
(GASPING)
420
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,875
(GUNTHER SCREAMING)
421
00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,083
(BIRD TWITTERING)
422
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:39,125
Oh, man.
Such bravery,
such sacrifice.
423
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,625
Hey! That little girl
saved the Old Country.
424
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:43,125
ALL: Bwar!
425
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,083
Wanna get
lingonberry ice creams?
426
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,250
I'm down with that.
427
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:50,667
VIKINGS:
Bwar! Bwar! Bwar!
428
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:51,959
-(SCREAMING)
-Gunther, you did it!
429
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,166
You saved the Old Country.
430
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,333
I did?
431
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,834
Hey, yeah! I did!
432
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,333
-Whoo-hoo!
-Whoo-hoo!
433
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,709
PILOT: Ladies and gentlemen,
if you look out to your right,
434
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:02,834
you will see two kids
flying a wooden plane.
435
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:05,959
(BOTH SCREAMING)
436
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,917
(RATTLES)
437
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,709
Gunther,
what's happening?
438
00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:21,709
This plane wasn't built
to land, Kick!
439
00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:24,500
It was built to
crash into a volcano!
440
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,375
Kick, take the controls!
441
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,417
I can't do this
on my own, Gunther!
442
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:30,792
We have to do this together.
443
00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:32,625
I know, Kick.
You take the controls
444
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,875
while I become
a wingman.
445
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,291
It's who I am.
446
00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:39,166
Let's land this thing.
447
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,333
(BOTH GRUNTING)
448
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:00,291
You did it, Kick!
You landed the plane!
449
00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:02,166
No, Gunther.
We did it.
450
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:04,000
We?
-We.
451
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,667
-We! We! We!
-We! We! We!
452
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,709
(GASPS)
It finally happened.
453
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:08,834
The French are invading.
454
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,542
We must do battle.
455
00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:12,041
(SCREAMING)
456
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,750
Here we are at
the base of Mount Eruptus,
457
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,250
where in just a moment
we will see the new statue
458
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,667
dedicated to the one
who saved the Old Country.
459
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:24,208
Girl Girlsen.
460
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,166
Eh, I'm comfortable
with that.