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♪ Kick, Kick,
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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Good morning, Kick!
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This is already
the greatest day ever
because I saw you!
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It's even better
than yesterday,
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which was still
pretty cool because
I saw you then, too!
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-No, you didn't.
-Yes, I did.
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I'd do anything for you!
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Not now, Jackie,
I'm late for school.
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Tell me to do
something for you
and I'll do it.
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Bandage duty?
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Well,
if you're offering...
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Thank you, Jackie!
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Yay, I'm a fulcrum!
I can also be a lever!
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I can be
anything you want!
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KENDALL: And I look forward
to once again being
your class president.
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What's your platform?
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My platform?
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Yeah.
Why should we
vote for you?
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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Um, because I
always run unopposed
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and always get elected,
that's why.
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-Works for me.
-(ALL CHEERING)
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I trust her
folksy wisdom.
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(KICK SCREAMING)
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The prophecy.
It's all coming true!
(SCREAMS)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Look at her
messed up poster!
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Her folksy wisdom
means nothing to me!
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Clarence Buttowski,
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you've ruined
every poster
I've ever made!
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(KICK SCREAMING)
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(KICK SCREAMING)
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(KICK SCREAMING)
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Next time
will be the last straw!
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And so it is.
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"And so" what?
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And, so,
it's the last straw!
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I said it in my flashback!
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Well, how are we
supposed to know?
(ALL MUTTERING)
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What else
are you hiding?
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First Lady,
bring my spare podium!
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I asked you to call me
Campaign Manager.
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My new platform
as president will be
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no more skateboards,
no more stunts,
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and no more
helmets in class!
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(ALL GASPING)
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So your platform is
making my life miserable?
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I refuse to
stand for this!
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I, Kick Buttowski,
announce my own candidacy
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to overthrow
Kendall as president!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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I'd drink
a Cheetah Chug with him.
Viva la revolution!
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Oh, so you're going
to stay after school,
balance budgets,
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and attend
school board meetings?
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In order to
spend more time
with my family,
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I, Kick Buttowski,
withdraw my candidacy
for president!
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-Huh?
-WACKY JACKIE: Hi, Kick!
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What can I
do for you next?
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Nothing.
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Unless you're
running for president!
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I, Kick Buttowski,
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hereby announce
Jackie's candidacy
for public regime.
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I mean, presidency!
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Yeah!
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(GROANING ANGRILY)
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Kendall wins every year,
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so we're gonna
have to help Jackie
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if she's going to
have a chance to win.
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I don't know
about this, Kick.
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Are you sure
Jackie's the best person
to be class president?
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Of course!
As long as it's not Kendall.
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Don't worry about it.
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She's the
most qualified
person for the job.
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Are you sure about that?
Positive.
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(WHOOPING)
I'm a cowboy!
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(SCREAMS)
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That is not
what cowboys do, Kick.
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Don't worry so much.
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Jackie's gonna be
way better than Kendall.
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Now, how can I
draw some big crowds
to Jackie's rally?
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Well, you can always
serve them a free buffet
of boiled yak tongues!
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-(GAGS)
-Or maybe fried yak tongues.
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Whatever the kids
like nowadays.
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Good brainstorming, buddy.
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But I think I'm gonna
try something else first.
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Probably something
extreme and daredevil-y.
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And non yak tongue-y.
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-Vote...
-For...
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-Jackie!
-(ALL HUMMING)
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Wait! Come back!
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Good thing
they picked it up
in the right order.
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And further,
I will make certain
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that Clarence Buttowski
does not distract...
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WACKY JACKIE: Yay!
We're distracting!
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You can't
spell distraction
without action.
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Even I have to admit
that's impressive.
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(SCOFFS) Nothing but
juvenile propaganda.
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And yet, I'm still
voting for Jackie.
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You're not a student!
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And you're not winning!
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(GROWLS)
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I still don't know
about this, Kick.
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There's a reason
she's called Wacky Jackie,
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and not Wacky President.
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Gunther, relax.
Jackie is totally
gonna get elected.
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Yeah, but for
the wrong reason!
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This isn't what elections
are about, you know.
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Eh.
As long as Jackie's
the front-runner,
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my daredevil
lifestyle is safe.
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ALL: Jackie! Jackie! Jackie!
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A vote for me
is a vote for Kick!
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Kendall is about
to be unseated.
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But Kick, with all this
Jackie and Kendall stuff,
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everyone seems
to be forgetting about
all the other kids.
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All the other who now?
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The voters!
Shouldn't this be
about everyone?
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I mean,
Jackie hasn't told us
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even one thing
she'd do as president!
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Also, I'm starting
to suspect she's wacky!
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You're right, Gunther!
Jackie,
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go tell everyone
what you're gonna do
when you're president!
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Awesome!
I love saying stuff!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
your next class president,
Jackie Wackerman!
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Hi, everyone!
As president,
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I'm totally gonna
make the school
an awesome place!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(WHISPERS)
But only for you, Kick.
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I will extend recess!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(WHISPERS)
To only you, my sweet.
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The cafeteria will be
a way better place!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Because I'll be feeding you
cherry tomatoes every day!
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I'll make sure
all classes will be
easier to get through!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Because you'll be
forced to sit on my lap
and hold my hand!
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And I vow to be
one with the people!
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Because I'm gonna
sew our faces together!
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What am I gonna do?
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Jackie's gonna be
a way worse president
than Kendall!
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Yeah, because she's only
thinking about herself!
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Elections shouldn't
be about the interests
of the candidates,
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they should be about...
My interests!
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I've got to make sure
Jackie doesn't get elected.
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Hmm.
Maybe we should
vote for Kendall.
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Actually, let's vote
for Jackie instead.
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Falling rocks have
never steered me wrong.
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KICK: Biscuits!
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"Do not stop."
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Whatever you say, sign.
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Okay, so it's
either Kendall...
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-Please, Kendall, no!
-(CACKLING)
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Or it's Jackie.
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Please, Jackie, no!
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I'm sorry, Kick,
but I'm wacky!
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Uh-oh.
I guess you'll have
to live with me now.
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This is hopeless.
No matter who wins,
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my daredevil life
is out the window!
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The two-party
system is a joke!
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Just like
vegetable night,
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I'm gonna
have to pick the
lesser of two evils.
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Which is it going to be?
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The one who
wants to crush me,
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or the one who
wants to kiss me?
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Okay, Kendall.
I don't like you,
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and I don't like you.
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But we both know
you're the right person
for this job.
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So let's work together
to take down Jackie.
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Work together?
With you? Ha!
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Yes. I help you win,
and you help me
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by going back on all
your campaign promises.
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Hey, everyone,
come hear about
all the great
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non me-related stuff
Kendall's gonna do
as your president.
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Like I've been
saying all along,
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my only campaign
promise is
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to make Clarence
Buttowski miserable.
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ALL: Boo!
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So, now you're
supporting Kendall?
I can't believe this!
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I feel so betrayed!
You ruined my life!
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But I still love you.
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And when I'm president,
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I'll make it
so you'll have
to love me back!
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Wait a second.
Both your campaigns
are all about Kick.
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Yeah!
(ALL CLAMORING)
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BOY: Yeah!
What about the rest of us?
That's not fair!
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Enough! Isn't there
anyone who can tell me
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what elections
are all about?
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-BOY 1: Not me.
-BOY 2: Uh, no.
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Sure, Kick Buttowski.
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I can tell you what
elections are all about.
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Lights, please?
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And lo, there were
two opposing candidates,
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each hoping to win
the votes of the people.
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The crowds cried
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"compromise," and the
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candidates did not listen.
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"teamwork," and the
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And then,
a new candidate
stepped forth,
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and that candidate spoke.
"I hear you, desperate voters.
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"You beg for
compromise and teamwork,
and I hear you."
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And the people rejoiced,
and cast their votes for
the one who heard them.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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And that's what
elections are all
about, Kick Buttowski.
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Gunther, you're right.
Neither of them are
fit to be president.
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There's only one
person who could
possibly do that job.
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ALL: Gunther! Gunther!
Gunther! Gunther! Gunther!
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Sorry you didn't win
the election, Kendall.
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Sorry you didn't get to
sew your face to Kick's.
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I guess there's always
next year, right?
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If you run next year,
I'll sew your face
to the floor.
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I should have known
from the beginning
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that you're the
best guy for the job.
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Thanks, Kick.
And my first
order of business...
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Eh. Still better
than Kendall or Jackie.
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JOCK: Good day, campers!
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Welcome to
Jock Wilder's nature camp!
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Two-thousand acres
of untamed, unbridled,
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and unprotected wilderness,
where you'll be spending
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the weekend camping
with me, Jock Wilder!
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-(ALL CHEERING)
-You can't experience
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the great outdoors
from the indoors.
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And it's not till
you're thrown into nature
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that you discover
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your inner Jock Wilder!
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So, you'll spend
all weekend doing this!
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Now, who's ready to camp?
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(BOTH CHEERING)
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ALL: Mommy!
Mommy! Mommy!
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That always happens.
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In fact,
you're the only two campers
who have ever stuck around!
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I can't wait to show you
the untamed, unbridled,
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unprotected
side of nature!
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(SNIFFING)
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Uh-oh!
There's a fire in the bush!
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It's time to
dive into nature
and face the fiery fury!
247
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I'm gonna
need a volunteer
to go with me.
248
00:12:18,542 --> 00:12:19,583
Ooh! Ooh!
249
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:23,041
All right, mate, let's go!
250
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,125
Gunther.
Sorry, Kick.
251
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,542
You know how I am when
it comes to volunteering
enthusiastically.
252
00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:30,250
Okay,
I need a volunteer
to get the plague.
253
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,792
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
254
00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:35,500
(GRUNTING)
255
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,583
(BOTH GASPING)
256
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:44,500
(WHISTLES)
257
00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:49,083
Yee-haw!
258
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,709
What about me?
I came here to find
my inner Jock Wilder!
259
00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:57,041
Don't worry, mate.
You'll be out
here in the wild
260
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with my identical
twin brother, Larry!
261
00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:00,542
Identical twin?
262
00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,625
Giddyup!
You have a twin brother?
263
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:06,000
Of course I do!
We were raised
in the wild together!
264
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:11,875
Jock's twin brother?
265
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,458
Yep, that's me!
266
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,291
But, you look
nothing alike!
267
00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:16,834
Nope!
Except our silhouettes.
268
00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:18,667
And you were
raised in the wild?
269
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,750
Well, of course!
270
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,792
It's just Jock was
raised by wolves.
271
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:24,834
(HOWLING)
272
00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:28,959
-And I was...
- (CRYING)
273
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,208
Not.
274
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,208
(SNORES)
275
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,542
Chihuahuas?
How do you get
an inner Jock Wilder
276
00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:40,583
when you're raised
by Chihuahuas?
277
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,917
(SCOFFS) I can
take care of myself.
Now, where is Jock?
278
00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:47,291
-He just left on a rhino.
-(GASPS) He left?
279
00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:49,125
Oh!
We're sitting ducks!
280
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:51,125
Whoa, Larry,
what's the big... Whoa!
281
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:01,250
Nature is untamed,
unbridled, and unprotected!
282
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,208
No one can survive
without Jock!
283
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,583
Yes, we can, Larry!
284
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,709
No, we can't!
285
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:11,166
I wanna find
my inner Jock Wilder!
286
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:13,792
And I can't do that
inside an electric fence!
287
00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:18,166
And I wanna live,
and I can't do that
outside the fence!
288
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,625
(POWERING DOWN)
289
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:26,792
Oops.
(SCREAMS)
290
00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:28,208
We've been
thrown into nature!
291
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:30,166
Exactly!
Just like Jock says.
292
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,000
It's not till you're
thrown into nature
293
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,208
that you discover
your inner Jock Wilder!
294
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,792
(ULULATING)
295
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,250
No, no, no!
296
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,917
What if we're
chased by cheetahs,
ambushed by alligators,
297
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:44,291
caught in a mudslide,
attacked by killer toucans,
298
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,834
and washed over
a waterfall?
299
00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:47,709
Well, first of all,
that would be awesome, but...
300
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:48,875
(STAMMERING) Cheetahs!
301
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,875
Okay, Larry,
we've got two options.
302
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,333
We can run
or get eaten.
303
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,709
Don't forget
peeing your pants.
304
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,125
Run!
305
00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,625
(SCREAMING)
306
00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,125
There!
307
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,291
What?
That little island's too far!
308
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:08,333
Follow my lead!
309
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:17,208
-Phew, that was...
-(STUTTERING) Alligators!
310
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,291
No, Larry,
those were cheetahs.
311
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,917
No, alligators!
312
00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:35,750
I told you, cheetahs,
alligators, mudslide!
313
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,208
At least
there's no such thing
as killer toucans!
314
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:41,166
My arm! My arm!
315
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,375
(SCREAMS)
316
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,542
Taken too soon!
317
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,458
Whoo-hoo!
We survived.
318
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,875
Yeah, we did.
It was awesome!
319
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,709
Mother Nature
threw her worst at us.
320
00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:08,625
And we survived!
And it was awesome!
321
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:11,959
Wow, Larry,
I think you've found
your inner Jock Wilder!
322
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:16,166
Jock?
That little twerp's
got nothing on me.
323
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,625
I'm Larry Wilder!
324
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,709
(ULULATING)
325
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,917
(BOTH ULULATING)
326
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,208
(BOTH SUCKING)
327
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:33,083
(SNIFFS)
I smell prey.
It's that way.
328
00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:37,166
Go get 'em, Larry.
329
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,208
Yeah!
330
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,834
Hey, Kick! Catch!
331
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,291
Huh? Wait, Larry! Ow!
332
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,834
(LAUGHING)
333
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,208
(FARTING)
334
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:54,083
Totally Dutch ovened
that bear!
335
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,250
Sweet.
336
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,083
Wow, Larry,
you've really...
337
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:03,000
Don't call me Larry!
Larry Wilder is no more.
338
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,083
(WATER SPLASHING)
339
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:10,208
I am now, and forever,
340
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,291
the King of the Jungle!
341
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,041
King of The Jungle, huh?
342
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,959
Larry, you've
lost your mind.
343
00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:20,083
Oh, Kick,
you're so right.
Where is my mind?
344
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:23,000
I'm not the King
of the Jungle, I can't be!
345
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,417
Phew!
Well, I'm glad you...
346
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:28,250
Not until I have a crown
made of tiny bones.
347
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:33,291
How silly of me.
Hmm, now, where to find
some tiny bones?
348
00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:40,750
Such tiny bones!
349
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,792
Now, Larry, try not to do
something you'll regret.
350
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,000
Tiny bones!
351
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,375
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
352
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,375
Tiny bones!
353
00:17:57,792 --> 00:17:58,875
The tiny bones!
354
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,291
(LARRY ULULATING)
355
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,375
Your tiny bones!
356
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,542
Whoa! (SCREAMS)
357
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,291
A-ha! Tiny bones.
358
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,875
(BARKING)
359
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,500
Mother?
Is that you?
360
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,625
Ruff? Ruff? Ruff?
361
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:08,000
(BARKS)
362
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,959
You're right.
This isn't me.
363
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:12,417
I'm not Jock Wilder,
raised by wolves.
364
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,875
I'm Larry Wilder,
raised by Chihuahuas!
365
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:18,959
I'm sorry, Kick,
my inner Wilder ran wild
366
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:22,625
and wanted to make
a crown out of your
tiny, tiny bones.
367
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,166
Hey, it happens to
the best of us, Larry.
368
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:26,000
Thank you, Kick.
For teaching me that
369
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,750
you can't experience
the great outdoors
370
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,125
when you're inside
an electric fence.
371
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,375
(BARKING)
372
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:34,458
Ah, yes.
Of course! Thanks, Mom.
373
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:35,583
What did she say?
374
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:36,959
Oh, just that
where we're standing
375
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:39,333
is unstable and will
likely give way any...
376
00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,583
(SCREAMING)
377
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,333
Look! It's the camp!
378
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:48,125
Time to unleash
our inner Wilders.
379
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:51,417
Rock! Tree! Boulder!
380
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,709
And launch!
381
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:53,959
(LARRY ULULATING)
382
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:05,709
(BOTH WHOOPING)
383
00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:07,125
Kings of the Jungle.
384
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,542
One with nature!
385
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,333
-BOTH: We rock!
-(CHEETAHS SNARLING)
386
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:15,917
-No problem.
-We can take them.
387
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,291
No problemo!
I'll take one side...
388
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:24,083
And I'll take the other!
Easy as...
389
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,625
(SQUAWKING)
390
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:27,750
(GROWLING)
391
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,041
Well, we're goners.
392
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,375
Yes. I would say so.
393
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,834
(LOUD ROARING)
394
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
We're saved!
395
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,417
(ROARS)
396
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,291
Wow! How did you
learn to do that?
397
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:50,500
The jungle changes a man.
398
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,625
And where's
Jock Wilder, Gunther?
399
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:56,125
Don't call me Gunther.
Gunther is defeated.
400
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,792
I am now
and forever known as
401
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,667
the King of the Jungle!
402
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,625
(BOTH SCREAMING)
403
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:05,125
LARRY: Mommy!
404
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:12,458
Behold!
The Jock Wilder
celebrity skull crown
405
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,834
based on me,
Jock Wilder!
406
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,375
This sculpted,
almost casted,
407
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,333
near perfect plastic replica
of my very own skull
408
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:22,667
can be all yours,
only at the Jock
Wilder Safari Store.
409
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:24,250
Wear one of these babies
410
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:27,083
and get your
own Jock Wilder on.
411
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,041
So, what do
you say, kids?
412
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,917
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-BOY: Mommy!