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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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Okay, boys.
We're leaving for
Brianna's winter pageant.
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You three should
use this time for
some male bonding.
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Don't worry, Honey!
I'll make sure
we bond real good.
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And Harold,
stay out of my cookie jar!
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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-KICK: Yeah, Mom.
Sure thing.
-BRAD: Okay, Mom!
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-Yes, dear.
-(HONKS HORN)
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Okay, boys,
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it's every man
for himself.
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MAN ON RADIO:
Good morning, Mellowbrook.
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It's a chilly winter's day
and it looks like
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Mother Nature's
about to dump more
of that white stuff.
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So get out there
and enjoy it!
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Oh, I will.
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Straight out of the attic,
down the stairs,
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out that front door
and right into all
of that white stuff.
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Ah! You've kept
my secret Tankini
stash safe, Gnomey.
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Good job.
(WHISPERING)
You're my best friend.
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Ha! Your best friend
is a lawn ornament!
(LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS) The door!
You dillweed!
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You broke the lever!
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And now we're stuck!
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Well, this is
all your fault!
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My fault?
You blinded me
with that stupid trophy!
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Hey!
I won that trophy by
cheating fair and square!
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I need to
get outta here, Brad!
I've got stunts to do.
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(MOCKING)
I've got stunts to do!
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Well I've got Tankini
magazines to drool on,
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so get out of my attic!
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Wait.
Dad's still downstairs.
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We just have to
get his attention.
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Dad!
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(MUFFLED) Yes?
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Hello, boys.
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(GASPS)
We're stuck up here!
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(GASPS) And Dad
ate all the cookies!
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BOTH: Ooh!
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Mom said stay out
of the cookie jar!
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True. True.
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And she also told us to
have some male bonding.
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And what better
way to bond
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than to keep
me eating all the
cookies a secret?
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Then maybe she
needs to find out about
your magazine stash.
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And your stunts
in the house.
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We're bonding now.
Group hug!
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Wonderful!
Well, your mother won't
be back for three hours.
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So let's make the best
of this and bond
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like real men do!
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Do you have
a Happy 6th Birthday?
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Go Fish.
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Do you have
any My Sympathies?
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That's it!
I'm getting us outta here.
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Don't bother, Kick.
I paid good money to get
that door super-reinforced.
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Gotta keep those
raccoons outta the house.
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They can
get inside anything.
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Clever little raccoons with
their clever little hands.
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And they're the reason
I boarded up
the gable window.
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Window?
A way out!
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Do you have a Happy Perm?
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Only when
I get the day off.
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Oh, I mean Go Fish.
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(CRASHING)
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You have a Get Well Soon?
Go Fish.
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(SHATTERING)
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Kick! Be careful!
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If you keep
smashing around like that,
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you might break
your mother's (GASPS)
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ceramic Dutch children.
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Ooh. You're in trouble.
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Now, now.
Nobody's in trouble.
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When it comes time
to confess about
the Dutch children,
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and the cookies,
we'll just blame it
on the evil attic gnome.
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The... The what?
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(EVIL LAUGHTER)
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But... That's not real!
Gnomey is my friend!
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No, Bradley.
"Gnomey" is anything
but your friend.
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They say that the
gnome comes to life
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and pitter-patters
through the attic.
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Then, he devours
the souls of teenagers!
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Yeah right, Dad.
I don't believe that.
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And when the lights go out
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the evil attic gnome
comes to life!
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(SCREAMING)
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It's eating my soul!
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Oh, I love male bonding.
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I wanna get out of here!
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(SOBBING)
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Oh, calm down, Bradley!
Your mother's going to
be back in a few hours.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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DAD ON MACHINE: Hidey ho!
You've reached the Buttowskis!
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We can't come to the...
Quiet! I'm doing
the message thing!
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MOM: Hi boys!
Brianna's pageant's over,
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but we've been snowed in,
so we'll be staying
in a hotel overnight.
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Hope the bonding
is going well!
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We're goners!
(SNIFFLING)
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Relax!
We'll just call someone
to come get us out.
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-Except my phone's downstairs.
-Mine too.
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I've got mine!
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But the battery's
almost dead.
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I'll just text Horace
to come save us!
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H... O... R...
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(BEEPING)
Oh. Battery's dead.
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Well maybe
if you didn't
text like a grandma...
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At least I had my phone!
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Boys! Calm down.
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Now the one thing
we can all agree on is
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Brad is the
worst texter ever.
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Hey!
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Looks like
we're stuck up here
till your mother gets back.
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-(GROWLING)
-What was that?
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My stomach.
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Well, if we're gonna be
up here all night
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does anybody
have any food?
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Maybe if you hadn't
eaten all the cookies!
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-Don't judge me!
-KICK: Hey, look.
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Stocking stuffers.
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And Halloween candy.
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And look.
Old Easter candy.
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(BRAD MUNCHING)
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I'm sorry.
I was so hungry.
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Do you forgive me?
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No! Let's get him!
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-(SCREAMS)
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
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(GASP) The doorbell!
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-Help!
-We're stuck!
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BRAD: Get us out of here!
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(SCREAMS)
The evil attic gnome!
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It followed us
from the old country!
Curse you, gnome!
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Curse you!
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Our last chance, ruined.
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(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Can you play something
with a little more pep?
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(PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE)
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Much better.
How come it's
so cold up here?
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Um...
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Mr. Buttowski,
are you sure you
don't want any insulation?
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It keeps out the cold.
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Cold, schmold!
When am I ever gonna
get stuck in the attic?
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What if you secretly
eat cookies up here to
avoid your wife's wrath?
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(SCOFFS)
I call the shots
around here, buster.
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What if your kids
get stuck up here?
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Kids?
I'm never having kids.
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I'm just in Mellowbrook
till my orchestral
career takes off.
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I have no idea, Bradley.
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Here we go.
Looks like this
is all we got.
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Try not to eat them, Brad.
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Yeah. Try not
to eat them, Brad!
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Huh? I'm not putting on
some girly sweater! No way!
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Mmm! That's the ticket.
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Toasty.
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-(TEETH CHATTERING)
-I'm so warm!
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I don't even
need clothes.
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-Fair enough.
-Yep, more for us.
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(SCREAMS) I'm so cold!
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You took all the clothes!
There's nothing left,
except...
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What?
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(BOTH SNICKERING)
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Quiet!
This day comes
once in a girl's life!
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Can you spare an earmuff?
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-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-You're all jealous!
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Yeah, bride!
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-(TEETH CHATTERING)
-I'm still so cold.
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Yes, well, at least
we've got the light.
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BRAD: We're never gonna
get out of here!
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We're doomed
in this attic!
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DAD: Brad!
Don't scream so much.
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There's only a limited
amount of air in here.
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BRAD: (SCREAMING)
We're gonna
run out of air!
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(CRASHING)
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-(SCREAMING)
-(BREAKING)
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I landed on
a lawn reindeer.
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-(CHIRPING)
-(PATTERING)
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Is it the
evil attic gnome?
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DAD: (WHISPERING) No, Bradley!
I just made that up!
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BRAD: Then why are
you whispering?
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DAD: Well, I also
made up head lice,
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which turned out
to be all too real.
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KICK: It's probably
just the wind.
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Or something
Brad knocked over.
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DAD: Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
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BRAD: Yeah.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(PANTING)
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BRAD: Don't hurt me, Gnomey!
I was good to you!
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(SCREAMING)
He's got me! Help!
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Found a light!
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(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
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Boys, I never thought
I'd say this to anyone
except your mother,
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but we bonded
over the death of
a possessed lawn gnome.
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(CHITTERING)
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Yeah, Dad.
A possessed lawn gnome.
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BOTH: You were a cheerleader?
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Not a cheerleader.
It's called a yell leader.
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Except in the locker room.
Then I was a cheerleader.
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Yep, I was the captain
for three years.
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And here is
my signature move,
the Reverse Pyramid.
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Whoa! You had skills!
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Whoa! You had babes!
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That's it!
Down in front!
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Dad,
your signature move
is our way out!
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We just gotta work together
and make that formation!
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But I haven't done
that move in years!
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And we've never
done it at all.
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But we can do it
because we're Buttowskis!
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You're right, Kick!
That is our last name!
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Let's do this.
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Lift me, Brad!
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(GROANING)
My muscles, they burn!
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-Bradley!
-Steady, Brad!
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Imagine you're reaching for
the last Tankini Lumberjack
magazine on Earth!
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(GROANS)
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And there are babes watching!
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(GASPS)
Babes? (YELLS)
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(CHITTERING)
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(SCREAMS)
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No! Wait for us!
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How did they
get that open?
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Clever little hands.
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I'm so tired of fighting.
I just want to go to sleep.
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No, Bradley!
Remember our last name?
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We can do this!
Who's gonna reach
the attic window?
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B-U-T-T-OWSKI!
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We did it!
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All clear!
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We did it!
We're alive!
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Mom?
Is that male bonding?
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I don't know
what that is, honey.
But don't look.
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(SLURPING)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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Boom McCondor BMX Joust!
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Tonight only!
Only tonight!
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-Free! Free! Free!
-Free! Free! Free!
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00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:11,208
-Boom McCondor BMX Joust!
-Boom McCondor BMX Joust!
247
00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:14,125
Whoo!
248
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:17,917
-Boom McCondor BMX...
-Boom McCondor BMX...
249
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,041
(SCREAMING)
250
00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:21,166
KICK: High five!
Oh, yeah!
251
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:23,542
Boom McCondor BMX Joust!
252
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:25,458
No, Kick!
He's not happy!
253
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,000
-Uh...
-(YELLS) Bwar!
254
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,375
What have you done
to my lawn dragons?
255
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:32,333
Gunther, you are grounded!
256
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:37,166
(BOTH YELLING)
257
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,583
Oh, my gosh!
I'm sorry, Dad!
I lost my head!
258
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,792
Boom McCondor's BMX Joust
is tonight only!
259
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:43,250
And I can't go
without my best bud!
260
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,834
(GROWLING)
261
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:46,375
Can't you start
Gunther's grounding
tomorrow?
262
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:48,375
Of course!
263
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,750
-Seriously?
-Yes!
264
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,792
If you break him out!
265
00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:55,583
(GASPS) No! Not...
266
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,041
Yes! The ancient
Viking custom of...
267
00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:00,375
(WHOOSHING)
268
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:02,291
BattleSniegen!
269
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,500
(THUNDER CRASHING)
270
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,709
BattleSniegen?
271
00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:07,000
Yes!
272
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,625
If you break Gunther
out of house,
273
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:12,375
off of property
and onto sidewalk,
he is free!
274
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,667
Really?
What are the rules?
275
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:14,750
No, Kick...
276
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,583
Only rule is...
277
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,041
No rules!
278
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:20,375
(ROARS)
Bwar! Bwar! Bwar!
279
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:21,500
(THUNDER CRASHING)
280
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,542
Quiet!
281
00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,875
(SOFTLY)
Bwar! Bwar!
282
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:29,333
But, Kick,
if you can't get me to
the sidewalk by sundown,
283
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,959
my grounding is
extended for a year!
284
00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:33,625
Don't accept
the challenge.
285
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:35,917
I accept
the challenge!
(GROANS) Oh!
286
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:37,542
BattleSniegen!
287
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:40,458
(ROARS)
Bwar! Bwar! Bwar!
288
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:41,542
Quiet!
289
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,375
(SOFTLY) Bwar!
Let the BattleSniegen
begin!
290
00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:51,792
We're done for, Kick!
My dad has never
lost a BattleSniegen!
291
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:53,083
Go without me!
292
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,000
Gunther, I helped
get you grounded,
293
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,458
and now I'm gonna
help get you out.
294
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,125
I'd never go
without my best bud!
295
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,375
Besides,
this is gonna be
a piece of cake.
296
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:04,750
(DOOR OPENING)
297
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:06,750
MAGNUS: Now you'll
have year to work
on papier-mache.
298
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:08,500
(LAUGHS)
299
00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:14,583
See Gunther?
Piece of... What?
300
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:15,792
(YELLS)
301
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:21,417
What?
You think this is
my first BattleSniegen?
302
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:24,542
This is going to be
a slightly more difficult
piece of cake.
303
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,792
Please, please, please...
304
00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:42,041
Thank you, magic lamp!
305
00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,542
It's finally here!
306
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:01,667
The enlargement of
that pic I took of Kick!
307
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,542
It's like the size
of his actual head.
308
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,125
Kiss me, my prince.
309
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,125
(BOTH YELLING)
310
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,500
Everything I
ever dreamed of
and more!
311
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,375
Don't worry, Gunther.
I'm gonna break you out!
312
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:15,667
It's all right, Kick.
313
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,375
Maybe I can't go
to the BMX Joust
with you,
314
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,917
but at least you can
take my papier-mache
likeness.
315
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:22,542
I still need to add
color and whatnot.
316
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,166
Nah, I think I'll
break you out.
317
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:25,750
What this
BattleSniegen needs
318
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,917
is some Kick Buttowski-style
steely-eyed determination.
319
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:30,083
Patent pending.
320
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:39,083
Piece of...
321
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,250
Bwar!
322
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,625
Bwar!
323
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:48,792
Bwar! Bwar!
Bwar! Bwar!
324
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:50,875
Bwar!
325
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:52,792
Bwar!
326
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:06,542
He loves me,
he loves me not.
327
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,625
He... (GASPS)
328
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,291
He loves me!
329
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,500
Not big enough.
330
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,375
Not big enough.
331
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,166
Just right.
332
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:28,834
(LOW RUMBLING)
333
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,834
BMX Joust, here we come!
334
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,417
MAGNUS: Huh?
What was that?
335
00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,625
Did someone say
it's baseball season?
336
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,000
Biscuits.
337
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:57,709
Batter up!
338
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:12,208
It's hopeless, Kick.
My dad won't give
up till you give up.
339
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:14,625
All I had to do
was get you
to the sidewalk!
340
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,917
I really thought
it was gonna be
a piece of cake.
341
00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,083
I'm sorry, Gunther.
342
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:19,750
Just go without me.
343
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,125
Here.
I finally finished my
papier-mache likeness.
344
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,709
Gunther, you genius!
345
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,041
Oh, you think so?
346
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:28,000
Originally I wasn't
too happy with it,
347
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,709
but when I added color,
everything seemed
to come together.
348
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,542
I thought this was
going to be
a piece of cake,
349
00:17:32,542 --> 00:17:35,917
but maybe I should be thinking
more along the lines of...
350
00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:37,792
Gunther,
I'm gonna go
bake a pie.
351
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:41,000
Oh, my gosh,
I was totally thinking
the same thing.
352
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,333
(HORN BLOWS)
353
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,709
(ROARS) Bwar! Huh?
354
00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:48,250
The BattleSniegen
is yours, Mr. Magnuson.
355
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:51,750
Please accept this pie
as a token of my surrender.
356
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:56,333
(SNIFFS) Bwar!
Humble pie. My favorite!
357
00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,458
You know, it's okay, Kick.
358
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,792
You put up great fight
for first BattleSniegen.
359
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,375
Yup. I'm sorry I
let you down, Gunther.
360
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,458
Yup. You certainly
let down...
361
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:10,166
Gunther?
362
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:13,208
If Gunther
makes it to sidewalk,
I lose BattleSniegen!
363
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:19,333
My baby!
My baby!
My...
364
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,709
Hmm.
(DOOR OPENS)
365
00:18:20,709 --> 00:18:21,750
(GASPS)
366
00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:28,333
Um... Hey, Kick!
Just finishing up my pie.
367
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:31,875
Let's bail, Gunther!
Boom McCondor awaits!
368
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:34,291
But wait, Kick!
Getting in's
the easy part.
369
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,834
Yes, and getting out
is hard!
370
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:45,875
Uh-oh.
Bwar!
371
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,125
(ALARMS BLARING)
372
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,542
MAGNUS: Bwar!
373
00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:50,375
(LAUGHING MANICALLY)
374
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,375
Maybe I
should have taken
the papier-mache Gunther.
375
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:56,000
(YELLS)
376
00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:58,250
BattleSniegen!
377
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:03,333
Bwar! Bwar! Bwar!
378
00:19:07,959 --> 00:19:10,333
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
379
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,417
Gunther, we are
going to that show tonight.
380
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,667
I guess the only way
to defeat a Viking
381
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,333
is to become a Viking!
382
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,166
-Magnus!
-Huh?
383
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,208
Prepare for glorious battle!
384
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,792
Bwar! Bring it, jive turkey!
385
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,375
Gunther, hop on my back!
386
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:35,291
Now hold on!
387
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:38,083
Cling to me like
a featherless sparrow
to its mother!
388
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,750
I'll never let you go!
389
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,333
Bwar!
390
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,041
Bwar!
391
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:58,083
Now, may
the true Viking win!
392
00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,834
-Bwar!
-Bwar!
393
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,333
(BOTH YELLING)
394
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:05,250
Quiet!
395
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,458
-What are you doing?
-Nothing.
396
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,709
Oh, nothing?
Really? Nothing?
397
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,709
Well, while you're
doing nothing,
398
00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:21,875
some of us are,
gee, I don't know,
399
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,709
getting Gunther's papers
ready for school,
400
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:25,333
dealing with the mechanic
over the phone,
401
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,709
doing dishes,
doing laundry.
402
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,458
So it must be nice
to do nothing!
403
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,709
Because I certainly
don't get to do nothing!
404
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,291
Come on.
405
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:43,000
BattleSniegen over.
You win.
406
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,542
(BOTH YELLING)
407
00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:58,834
Boom McCondor!
408
00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:00,500
BMX Joust!
409
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,583
-BMX Joust!
-BMX Joust! Whoo-hoo!
410
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:03,917
(BOTH YELLING)
411
00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:08,041
-Boom McCondor BMX Joust!
-Boom McCondor BMX Joust!
412
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,709
Look at what you two
just did to my
413
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,542
freshly planted
shrubs and flowers!
414
00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:15,417
Kick, you're grounded!
415
00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:17,583
(BOTH YELLING)
416
00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:27,083
Kick! Cling to me
like a featherless sparrow
to its mother!
417
00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:29,166
BattleSniegen!