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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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(HARP STRUMMING)
Hi, Kick.
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Gunther? Why are
you in a diaper?
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I'm your guardian angel.
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Now, don't blow it!
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I got this.
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♪ If you want to join...
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No singing, Gunther.
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You're gonna get
that song stuck
in my head.
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♪ There's really
only one thing...
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♪ You always have to be ♪
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Brianna! Please
don't sing that song.
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All ready
for my audition?
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What are you
talking about?
My Poise Posse audition!
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It's today.
It's important!
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Kick! You promised
you'd take care
of everything!
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-When?
-A year ago!
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(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CHUCKLING EVILLY)
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Penelope Patterson.
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ANNOUNCER:
Next up, Brianna Buttowski!
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Okay, ready?
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Absolutely.
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Let's do this.
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(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
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(SCREAMS) Cheese!
I'm allergic!
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Dairy!
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Kick's log. Regarding
my new propulsion system,
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speed, good.
Steering,
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not so good.
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(SCREAMING)
Kick!
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Oh, hey, Brianna.
Your bike!
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Hey, calm down.
She looks just fine.
No need to lose your...
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(BRIANNA PANTING HOARSELY)
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Note to self.
Don't upset Brianna.
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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Brianna Buttowski.
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To be a member
of the Poise Posse,
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you must keep your
cool at all times.
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(WHISTLING)
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Even if the world is
collapsing around you,
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maintain poise
and control always.
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So, I'm sorry, BB,
but you didn't make PP.
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(GROWLING)
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Brianna mad!
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That means this year's
new member is
Penelope Patterson!
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GIRLS: (CHANTING)
Penelope! Penelope! Penelope!
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(YOWLING)
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Allergic to cats, too!
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Kick, being in
the Poise Posse was
really important to me!
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And you ruined it!
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Sorry.
I'll make it up to you.
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I'll let you ride
on my handlebars
on the way home.
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Kick! They only
hold auditions
once a year!
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Okay, okay!
I'll take care
of everything.
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I promise! Sheesh.
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Kick's log. Take care
of getting a new
and allergy-free escort
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for Brianna's
Poise Posse audition
one year from now.
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I really need to listen
to my log entries.
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You forgot my audition?
You didn't get an escort?
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To dance with me and...
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(BRIANNA GROWLING)
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Don't worry.
I'll make this right.
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Remember,
I'm Kick Buttowski!
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MAN: ♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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No. You're Clarence.
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My big brother.
And you let me down!
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Again!
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Steve,
I broke my word.
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To my only sister.
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Not even Brad
would do that.
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Hey, Dillweed!
Here's the dead-arm
I promised you yesterday.
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'Cause I keep my word.
Yeah, promises!
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Steve, I gotta get
Bri an escort. Fast.
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And I know just the guy.
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Gunther!
Ever hear of the
Poise Posse?
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You mean as in...
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♪ If you want
to join the Poise... ♪
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No singing. I don't
want that song getting
stuck in my head.
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Great! You'll make
the perfect escort
for Brianna!
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You forgot about
your promise last
year, didn't you?
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I knew you would.
That's why I promised
to help you.
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You did? When?
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I, Kick Buttowski,
promise you, Brianna,
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that I'll take care
of everything
for your audition
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one year from now.
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I, Gunther,
promise Kick
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that I will be ready
to help him with
his promise to Brianna.
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Even when he forgets
that he promised it
to her a year ago,
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at the fateful day
of promising.
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I really need to listen
to all of my log entries.
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I'm ready to help.
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I've been steam pressing
my tuxedo every day
ever since.
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Twice on Sundays!
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So throw on your
tux and let's go.
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Okey-dokey.
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Phew!
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(GUNTHER SCREAMING)
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Giant moth,
giant moth,
giant moth!
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El moth gigante!
El moth gigante!
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(GROANS)
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(WHISTLES)
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Kick, I can't wear this.
It's got a moth hole!
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No one's gonna notice that.
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Oh, I think
they'll notice.
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Fine. Doesn't your
dad have a tux?
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(GUNTHER WHISTLING)
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Kind of in a hurry
here, Gunther.
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All set.
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First I have to see if
I can dance in this.
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It's a little big.
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That'll do.
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(SIGHS) I won't be
needing this dress.
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Well, well, well!
Hello, Brianna!
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I thought we might
walk to your audition
together.
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As a member,
I like to support
eager, young candidates.
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No, thanks.
I'd rather breathe
bike tire air.
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♪ Calm and collected
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♪ Never lose your cool
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♪ Keep your... ♪
Please, Gunther, that song!
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Shortcut!
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Ow! Right in my cummerbund!
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Shh! Listen!
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So, who's your escort?
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Escort?
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Oh, don't tell me
you still don't have one.
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Well, my big brother
promised me
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he was gonna find me
the most awesome,
graceful, refined,
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elegant and in control escort
you'll ever meet.
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You mean Mr. Cheese Spray
from last year?
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He probably waited
until the very last
minute like usual
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and grabbed
the first person that
popped into his mind.
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♪ Calm and collected
never lose your cool ♪
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My brother
wouldn't do that.
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He knows how much
this means to me.
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Yeah, right. Ha!
You're going to fail.
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(GROWLING)
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No, no.
Don't lose your cool.
Not yet, anyway.
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(LAUGHING)
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Ta-ta!
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(SIGHS)
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I got you your
awesome escort.
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You did? Who?
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Only the most awesome,
graceful, refined,
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elegant and in control
escort you've ever seen.
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(LEAVES RUSTLING)
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Wow, Kick,
thanks for that
awesome introduction.
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No, Gunther, not you.
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Kick, I thought
you got me an escort.
Who is it?
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I did. Clarence Buttowski.
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Your big brother.
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You?
You deserve
the very best.
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Are you sure
we can do this?
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Of course we can.
We're Buttowskis.
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They're all out there.
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Madison, Abby,
the judges, Penelope.
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All of them!
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Cool. Let's do it.
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-What are you doing?
-What?
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You can't go out there
dressed like that.
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You need a tuxedo!
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-Really?
-Yes, really!
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Okay, okay.
No worries.
I got this.
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Showtime!
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Uh, okay...
What if we fail?
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Fail? Buttowskis
don't do fail.
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Now, let's go.
It's time to be awesome.
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Her brother's her escort?
She'll fail for sure.
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Bye-bye, Brianna.
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Kick, make an entrance!
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An entrance?
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(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
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Sing the song!
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The song?
You don't know
the words, do you?
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The words? I... I...
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I do know the words.
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Thanks, Gunther.
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♪ You're welcome ♪
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♪ If you...
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You can do it.
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Failure.
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(SINGING POORLY)
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♪ If you want to join
the Poise Posse
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♪ Listen to me
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♪ There is really
only one thing
you always have to be
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You actually like this?
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(GROWLS) I'll take care
of this nonsense.
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(ALL GASP)
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Oh, no!
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It's okay.
This is music
I can dance to.
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Follow my lead.
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BOTH:
♪ If you want to join
the Poise Posse
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♪ Listen to me
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♪ There is really
only one thing
you always have to be
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♪ Calm and collected
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♪ Never lose your cool
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♪ Keep your temper
and your poise
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♪ And you'll glitter
like a jewel ♪
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JUDGE: Brianna Buttowski...
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I've never seen
anything like that
before in my life.
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Well, we tried.
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It just wasn't
meant to be.
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And you did amazing!
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You kept your poise
even though the world
was collapsing around you.
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Welcome to
the Poise Posse.
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(GIRLS CHEERING)
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Her escort wasn't even
wearing a real tuxedo!
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When I knocked
over the set,
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she was supposed
to lose her temper
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and her cool!
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She was supposed to fail!
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Penelope Patterson!
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Your behavior goes against
everything we stand for!
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You are hereby
dismissed from
the Poise Posse!
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But I love PP.
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(SCREAMING)
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Thanks, big Brother.
I couldn't have done
it without you.
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No problem, Sis.
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When Clarence
makes a promise,
Kick Buttowski delivers.
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Hey, where's Gunther?
I thought he'd be here.
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I don't know!
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(SCREAMING)
El moth gigante!
El moth gigante!
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Ay caramba!
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-(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
-TEACHER: All right, class.
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You'll have an extended lunch
to do a report on your animal,
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then present your research
to the class.
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Now I want everyone
to do some actual
research this time.
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And by "everyone"
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I mean Kick Buttowski.
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Kick, you'd better hurry!
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All the good animals
are already taken.
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Animals?
What animals?
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(ANIMALS CALLING)
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Ooh, sweet!
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I want something big.
Something fierce.
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Something awesome.
Something...
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(SQUEAKS)
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(GROANS)
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Out of all the animals,
I get the least deadly one!
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What is this
thing, anyway?
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I'm pretty sure
it's a cat.
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00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:58,000
Well, I'm off to research
my cocker spaniel.
255
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,709
Good luck
on your report.
256
00:11:59,709 --> 00:12:02,417
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
this is not a cat.
257
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,792
It's called a Nuzzlet.
258
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,083
What's a Nuzzlet?
259
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,667
That's your assignment.
260
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,875
I guess you have
to hit the library
and find out.
261
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,542
Not the library!
262
00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:12,834
LIBRARIAN: This will
teach you to return
a book late!
263
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:14,208
(SCREAMING)
264
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:16,166
I can't go to the library.
265
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:17,792
We both know
that didn't happen.
266
00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:19,083
But it could have.
267
00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:21,542
That librarian
is pure evil.
268
00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:23,417
I've never had a problem
with the librarian.
269
00:12:23,417 --> 00:12:25,917
(INDISTINCT BABY TALK)
270
00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:28,333
(SCREAMING)
My goggles!
Get it off me!
271
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,250
Evil librarian or not,
272
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,667
you better blow
the roof off the school
with this report.
273
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,000
Let's get this over with.
274
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:39,875
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
275
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:41,959
(READING)
276
00:12:41,959 --> 00:12:44,750
Well, technically,
I don't know if you're
an animal or not.
277
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,208
But better stay
in there anyway.
278
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:52,959
Well, no sign
of the librarian.
279
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:55,333
Excellent. I'll get in,
do my report, and get out.
280
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,792
That old bat will be
none the wiser.
281
00:12:57,792 --> 00:13:00,583
And she's right
behind me, isn't she?
282
00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:01,834
(EXCLAIMS)
283
00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:04,583
Well, well, well,
look who's come back.
284
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,667
To the library!
285
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,834
Look, I'm just here
to do a report.
286
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,458
It's not gonna be
like last time.
287
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,667
Last time?
288
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,375
Oh, last time
was a blast!
289
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:16,375
I had ever so much fun!
290
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,500
I was so inspired
by your last visit
291
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,458
that I wrote
a children's book
292
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,041
for children.
293
00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:24,000
Hey, that's actually
really nice!
294
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000
Yes!
And the next time
295
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,417
you and I have
an adventure like this
296
00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:31,583
or this, or this,
297
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,458
here's how it will end.
298
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:42,125
So, I don't want
to hear so much
as a peep out of you.
299
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,667
-(NUZZLET SQUEAKS)
-(CHUCKLES)
300
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,625
Not a peep.
301
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,750
-Not even a...
-(FLOOR CREAKS)
302
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,709
I said not a peep!
303
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,000
Starting now?
304
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,417
Okay, let's see, now.
305
00:13:56,417 --> 00:13:59,166
Juzzlet, Kuzzlet,
Luzzlet, Muzzlet...
306
00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:00,709
Ah, here we are.
307
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,166
(READING)
308
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:08,333
Okay, Nuzzlet,
time to do a little
research on you.
309
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,500
Nuzzlet?
310
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,750
Shh.
311
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,917
I've got my eye on you.
312
00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:33,917
And another thing!
313
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,625
No, wait!
I need that book!
314
00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:40,083
-Really, really badly.
-This book?
315
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,792
Yes! Immediately.
316
00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:43,792
Really, really badly.
317
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,250
(LIBRARIAN READING)
318
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,917
(LAUGHS)
Working on my pecs.
319
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:50,250
(GRUNTS)
320
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,000
Jealous.
321
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,625
Do not do that again!
322
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:07,959
(NUZZLET SQUEAKING)
323
00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:09,166
Keep it down in there!
324
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,166
(SNORING)
325
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,875
Phew.
326
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,417
Now be quiet
while I find out what
the heck you are.
327
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,083
(SQUEAKING EXCITEDLY)
328
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,542
What? You want this?
329
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:28,250
Well, you ran away,
so you don't get
any candy.
330
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,500
(SQUEAKING LOUDLY)
331
00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:32,041
Okay, fine!
332
00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:33,333
Just one piece.
333
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,208
There? Happy now?
334
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,125
(READING)
335
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,750
I better put him
back in the...
336
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,041
He's gone.
Nuzzlet?
337
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,333
Nuzzlet?
338
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,208
(GASPS)
339
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:02,875
Okay, Nuzzlet,
no more candy.
340
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:03,917
(GROWLS)
341
00:16:03,917 --> 00:16:04,917
You?
342
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,166
No, no candy for you.
343
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,417
Because if that
woman wakes up,
it's curtains for me.
344
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,750
So, I need you to be quiet.
You understand me?
345
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,625
Quiet. (EXCLAIMS)
346
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,041
(SCREAMS)
347
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,500
You did that on purpose!
348
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:30,542
(SCREAMS)
349
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:32,792
Now, you look here...
350
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,125
(DISTANT SCREAM)
351
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,709
All right, you better...
352
00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:42,083
-I'm warning you.
I don't have time for...
-(BITING SOUND)
353
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:52,959
Hey, a flying bottle!
354
00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:55,000
(KICK SCREAMS)
355
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,500
Hey, a screaming bottle!
356
00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:15,625
No candy for you!
Gotcha!
357
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:25,500
(CAT YOWLS)
358
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:27,792
(LAUGHING)
359
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,500
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
360
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:53,417
(MUTTERS)
361
00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:58,250
(HUMMING LULLABY)
362
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,041
(NUZZLET ROARING)
363
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,625
(SNORING)
364
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:40,166
Phew!
365
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,834
(SCREAMING)
366
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,333
KICK: "Sleepy Time Bear
was ever so sleepy.
367
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:53,542
"He closed his sleepy time
eyes and drifted off to
a sleepy time sleep."
368
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,041
You get down here
this instant!
369
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,250
(KICK SCREAMING)
370
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,500
(ROARING)
371
00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:21,417
(BITING SOUND)
372
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,291
A-ha!
373
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,375
-(RUMBLING)
-Huh?
374
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,083
(GROWLING)
375
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,000
(LOW RUMBLING)
376
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,375
(SQUEAKING)
377
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:03,875
(SNORING)
378
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:12,458
(SIGHS) The sweet
aroma of dusty books.
379
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,041
-(CREAKS)
-(GASPS)
380
00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:21,083
(SCREAMS)
381
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:24,542
And so ends
my presentation
on this dog.
382
00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:26,583
Okay, Gunther, and...
383
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:27,834
That's an F.
384
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,667
Next up, Kick Buttowski.
385
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,625
Kick Buttowski?
386
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:37,500
This thing
is a nightmare.
387
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,208
It's fierce!
Dangerous! Deadly!
388
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:41,792
It slammed me
to the ground
like a rag doll.
389
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:42,917
It threw books at me!
390
00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:44,709
It pushed the librarian
off a balcony!
391
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,208
It lifted entire
bookshelves.
392
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:48,250
And for its grand finale,
it destroyed the library.
393
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,667
There's a reason
there's no information
on this thing.
394
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,375
Because no one
has ever survived
researching it!
395
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:59,166
Mr. Buttowski, this is clearly
the cutest, most innocent
creature in the world.
396
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,625
And you clearly
did not do your work.
397
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:02,792
You get an F.
398
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,625
(STOMACH GROWLING)
399
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:08,000
And as for you, little guy,
you get a piece of candy!
400
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,709
I'll just be
inside this desk.
401
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,875
TEACHER: Okay.
You get an A.
402
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,750
And extra credit
to anyone who can
find my spleen.