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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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KICK: The smell of rubber.
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The sound of engines.
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The taste of destiny.
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This is my calling.
My one true place
in the world.
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Today is the day
I become a man.
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And nothing can stop me now.
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Stop.
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Sorry, sonny.
The inanimate
cutout has spoken.
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Sorry, kids,
you must be this tall
to ride my go-go kart.
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TRACK OWNER:
You're not tall enough.
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(SCREAMING) No!
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You really want this,
don't ya, kid?
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Hey, look at that
awesome kart.
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Well, I'll be.
You're good to go.
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This is it.
Me in a go-kart
for the first time ever.
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(CHUCKLES)
Not just yet, sonny.
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First, you need
your license.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Hello? Uh-huh.
Oh, yes, right away.
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Hey, I gotta run
to West Mellowbrook
for a meeting.
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Assistant Janitor.
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Yes, sir?
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Come here, Bryan.
It's Brad, sir.
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Right,
sorry, Benny.
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I have an important
meeting,
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so you're temporarily
promoted to
the licensing counter.
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(GASPS) A temporary promotion!
Yes, sir. I'd be honored.
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Here's the stamp,
the licenses,
and the keys.
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Ooh, keys.
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You think you're ready
for this kind of
responsibility, Jeff?
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Oh yes, my employer.
I will abide by
every rule in the manual,
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particularly the requirements
for obtaining
an official kart license.
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Okay, I'm gonna
walk away now.
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Oh, look at these keys.
Wonderful, glorious keys!
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Finally,
I'm responsible for stuff.
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You've never wanted
to be responsible before.
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Because I've never
had the chance.
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This is my calling.
My one true place
in the world.
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Today is the day
The Brad becomes a man.
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Okay, Brad.
Can I have
my license now?
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All right, but first,
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it's time to train you
using the ancient methods
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of precision,
determination,
and control.
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Brad, this is ridiculous.
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Quiet, dillweed.
I've had 724 hours
of driver's ed.
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That's a record.
Fine.
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Now, let's begin.
Stay on the road.
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Watch out for that deer!
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(BLEATS)
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Watch your speed,
lead foot.
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Watch my speed?
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You almost hit that dog.
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This really is a waste
of everybody's...
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Ah, look out!
Another deer!
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That's the same deer.
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Brad, I don't see how
this is gonna help me
in a real go-kart.
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Okay, fine.
You've got good instincts.
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Which I obviously
taught you.
And?
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And, as much as it
pains me to say this,
you've earned your license.
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ANNOUNCER: Yo! Yo! Yo!
All you amateur drivers!
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Stop your karts immediately!
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes. Gibble-in-the-hizzle!
I own this place now, sucka!
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Thank you, Daddy.
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West Mellowbrook!
Represent!
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(SNAPS)
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There's gonna be
some changes around here.
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Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
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Starting with
the height requirement.
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Which means
you can't drive
a go-kart!
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If you're here,
I'm not. See ya.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Even if you could drive,
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I'd still be the fastest
one on the track!
Right, guys?
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Uh, maybe!
Yeah, maybe!
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Yeah, may... Maybe?
I would definitely be!
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Buttowski! We race!
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On your track?
Not interested.
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Have fun in your
daddy's toy box.
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(CROWD LAUGHING)
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Older Buttowski!
Get over here!
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Yes, my owner.
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We got a new rule up in here.
No Buttowskis allowed!
That means...
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No, please!
This is my calling!
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My one true place
in the world!
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(GASPS)
No! Not the keys!
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You're fired!
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No!
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(GIBBERING INCOHERENTLY)
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All right, Gordie.
We'll race.
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And when I win,
you give my brother
his job back.
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Kick? You'd...
You'd do that for me?
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Nobody messes with
my big brother.
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(SCOFFS)
Yeah, well. I'd totally
race you and win,
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except you don't
have a license.
Zippity-do-dad!
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Oh, yes he does.
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Fine. We race.
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I hand-picked your kart,
Lose-towski.
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(LAUGHS) Starting line.
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One minute.
West Mellowbrook! Ooh!
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It's race time!
Gentlemen,
start your engines!
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(BACKFIRING)
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Hey, Short-towski!
Need a ladder?
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(LAUGHING)
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It's funny 'cause, uh,
he's not very tall!
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Yeah! Not very tall! (LAUGHS)
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One day I will be
tall enough.
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But you'll never be
fast enough.
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We'll see about that.
'Cause you better recognize!
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
GPS scan.
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Auto Course
Navigation activated.
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Ready!
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Set!
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Go!
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(ENGINE STALLING)
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(LAUGHS)
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Come on!
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Opponent approaching.
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What the izzle?
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Oh, no he di-in't!
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Apply brakes.
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Shut up
and straighten me out!
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Trajectory corrected.
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It's about time!
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Computer,
switch to cheat mode.
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Switching to cheat mode.
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Yay! Kick!
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(BOTH GROWLING)
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I mean... Yay, Gordie!
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I got skills.
They're multiplying
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(GASPS)
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Oh, come on.
There's no way
anybody can drive that.
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Computer,
off-road mode.
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Here's mud in your eye.
(LAUGHS)
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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Time to cut you loose.
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(ALL GASP)
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(COUGHING)
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Computer!
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Trajectory corrected.
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Hello?
I need backup.
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(LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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What the...
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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Nobody messes with
my little brother!
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Use your natural
instinct, Kick!
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Which I obviously
taught you!
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(LAUGHING)
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Opponent not eliminated.
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What! (GROWLS)
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Enjoy your last
kart ride ever,
Lose-towski!
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(LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)
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There's no way
you'll pass me now.
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Stupid turbo!
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ANNOUNCER:
Buttowski wins!
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(RATTLING)
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Sorry, sonny!
You came up short.
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And on second thought,
tell your daddy
the deal is off.
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I ain't selling
my track.
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Stupid car! Stupid computer!
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Stupid driver!
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Such great driving.
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Such natural instinct.
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Thanks, girls.
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But my big brother
taught me everything
I know.
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(GIRLS GIGGLING)
(CHUCKLES)
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All right, Brad.
Now you got your job back.
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Huh? I'm not going back
to that lame job!
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But your calling.
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The only thing
calling me
are the babes.
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Thanks, bro.
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What do you say
we go for a drive?
(GIRLS GIGGLE)
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Uh, I don't have
a real license.
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ANNOUNCER:
Do you like dirt bikes?
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Do you like
demolition derbies?
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Stay tuned to KMEL
for your chance to win
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two all-access passes
to the first-ever
Dirt Bike Mike Demo-Cross!
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(SIGNAL DISTORTING)
Coming up shortly,
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you and a friend
could be sitting
side by side...
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(STATIC)
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KICK: (SCREAMING) No!
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Hi, Kick! What are you
listening intently to?
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Quiet, Kyle!
I'm trying to hear!
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I love hearing.
It's much better
than seeing,
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and way better
than smelling,
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especially if
someone around you
has had beans.
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I like beans.
Mom says Dad spent
all his money on magic beans
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and that's why
he lives in a motel.
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Kyle! You keep
making static!
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(STATIC)
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Did the static
come back?
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Yes! Kyle, I need
to hear this, okay.
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The radio station's
gonna announce
how to win tickets...
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Tickets! I love tickets!
Tickets are passports
to adventure.
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Like arcade tickets,
except arcade tickets
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are passports to
Chinese fingercuffs.
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So what are
these tickets for?
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Something
awesome, I bet.
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Coming up!
Your chance to win
two all-access passes
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to the first-ever
Dirt Bike Mike Demo-Cross!
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Demo-Cross?
What's a Demo-Cross?
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Is that where you
show people
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how to cross
to the other side
of the street?
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No. It's where
a Demolition Derby
and a Motocross collide.
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Literally.
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(SIREN BLARING)
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So I've gotta stay focused
on winning these tickets.
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Focus!
I can help you focus!
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I know all about focus.
Ooh, that reminds me
of salamanders.
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Kyle! I have to listen
for this announcement.
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Don't you have any
friends to hang out with?
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No.
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Unless you include
pen pal Dolph.
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He lives in Gadzookistan.
I've never met him but he's
the best friend ever.
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He likes to bob
for earthworms
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and he wears
a funny hat and does
role-playing games,
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and he takes
a bath outside.
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Gee, Kyle,
that's a great idea.
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Okay, you wanna
take a bath outside?
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No! I mean, let's do
a role-playing game.
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(STRAINING)
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(YELLING)
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A role-playing game
with Kick Buttowski!
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Wow, now the only item
on my bucket list
can been checked!
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Which game will it be?
Basements and Fire Lizards?
Call of the Chihuahua?
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Prince and
the Funny-looking Princess?
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No, Kyle. I was thinking
more along the lines of
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you pretend I don't exist
until the Demo-Cross is over.
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Until your watch alarm
goes off.
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Kick Buttowski
doesn't exist till then.
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That doesn't sound very fun.
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, but it will be.
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And if you win,
I will spend the whole day
with you tomorrow.
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The whole day?
That'd be the best
whole day ever!
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I'm sure it'll be great.
(SHUDDERS)
249
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,542
But you've got
to pretend
I don't exist,
250
00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:01,375
no matter what.
Starting now.
251
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,542
Got it, you don't exist.
252
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:06,625
Okay. So, Kyle,
how are you today?
253
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:09,959
Great, Kick! How about you?
(GRUNTS) No! I don't
exist! Remember?
254
00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:12,792
Oh, right!
Now, I know
you can do this, Kyle.
255
00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:16,000
We're cousins.
Determination
is in our blood.
256
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:20,875
So concentrate.
I do not exist until
the Demo-Cross is over.
257
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,291
No matter what!
258
00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:25,959
I do not exist until
the Demo-Cross is over.
259
00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:32,250
I do not exist until
the Demo-Cross is over.
260
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:35,083
Now, Kyle,
how are you doing today?
261
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:42,458
Hmm. Nobody's here.
No sir, nobody
around whatsoever.
262
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I'm the only person...
263
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,083
And now the moment
you've all been
waiting for!
264
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,959
To win those Dirt Bike
Mike Demo-Cross tickets,
265
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:49,875
you have to
be the first person
266
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,709
to reach
Skidzeez Ride Shop!
267
00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:57,208
We have a winner!
268
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,959
Yes! I did it!
269
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,959
Oh, wow,
I've never won
anything before.
270
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:04,125
Tickets, Demo-Cross.
What is a Demo-Cross anyway?
271
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,834
I'm so glad
I came in here
accidentally.
272
00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:07,792
I was trying to go to
the marionette supply store.
273
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:10,375
Dude, that would be
Stringzeez.
Across the street.
274
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:13,875
Hi, Kyle!
275
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,208
Hi, guys!
That's Tugg and Dangler.
276
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,250
One of them talks,
the other one doesn't.
277
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,458
Wow! That's so weird
that one of them talks
a lot and one of them's quiet!
278
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:24,291
Don't you think so, Hush?
279
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,750
That's so weird
that one talks
and the other one doesn't.
280
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,417
Don't you
think so, Tugg?
281
00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:32,750
Hmm, two tickets
for tonight's Demo-Cross.
Wonder who'd like to go.
282
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,792
Well, congratulations, Kyle.
283
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:36,125
I really wanted
to win those tickets,
284
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:38,125
but I'm glad for you.
285
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,500
Now, if you need someone
to go along with you,
286
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,083
well, I'd certainly
be glad to...
287
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,875
I don't hear anything.
Nope, not a thing.
288
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,792
Nobody's doing
any existing around here,
that's for sure.
289
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,709
It's just me, me alone,
me, myself and I.
(GASPS)
290
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:49,959
Okay, Kyle.
You can quit
the game now.
291
00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:51,834
I'm sure glad that
I have determination
in my blood.
292
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:54,458
Yes, determination for sure,
no matter what.
293
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:56,041
Kyle, wait!
Take me with you.
294
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,291
Kyle, you should really
bring your cousin Kick
to the Demo-Cross.
295
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:01,375
It's a super-awesome thing.
296
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,250
Take me with you!
297
00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:09,166
Kyle, I'm calling off
the game, okay?
298
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:12,709
So, about that
super-awesome
Dirt Bike Mike Demo-Cross.
299
00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:14,792
Kyle, take me
to Dirt Bike
Mike's Demo-Cross.
300
00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,250
Super-awesome
greatest cousin ever.
301
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,834
I like apples but
I don't like apple-juice.
302
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,291
Kyle! Take me to
the Demo-Cross!
Orange cats.
303
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,333
What is happening to me?
304
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:29,083
No Demo-Cross
is worth becoming
cousin Kyle.
305
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,166
So I gotta become
someone else!
306
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,166
(GASPS)
307
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,417
(STUTTERING)
Pen pal Dolph!
308
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,458
Did Gadzookistan
lift their rigid ban
on all forms of travel?
309
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,458
Uh, yes.
Yes, they did.
310
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,583
Oh, pen pal Dolph,
311
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,709
I've always dreamed
of hanging out
with you in person!
312
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,375
We're gonna have so much
fun doing all the things
that you love!
313
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,917
Of course, we'll play
with marionettes,
314
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,041
since your letters
make it explicitly clear
315
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,542
that you love them
oh so much.
316
00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:55,834
Puppetry, puppetry,
the ancient art of
marionettization.
317
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:58,041
And I have a great idea
for how we can
end our day together.
318
00:16:58,041 --> 00:17:00,959
A surprise.
A really big and
super-awesome surprise!
319
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,959
Dirt Bike Mike's Demo-Cross!
320
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,792
Yes, yes, yes!
321
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:12,875
I love all of your wonderful
ideas and I love America.
322
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:15,291
Yay! Let's start with
all the things you love!
323
00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:17,583
So, the other day
I was eating some
butternut squash.
324
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,500
It was delicious
but I don't know what
other people think of it.
325
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,208
Gourds are a very
personal thing.
326
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,875
Then my ma says,
"Kyle, come here,
you've gotta see this!"
327
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,083
And I was like,
"Ma, can't you see
328
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,542
"I got my foot stuck
in the milk bottle?"
329
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:28,417
(GRUNTING)
And I pulled on it.
330
00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:30,625
Some people like
the monkey cages
but I prefer ostriches.
331
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,083
'Cause ostriches
don't need to be in cages.
332
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,875
They just roam free.
Don't get ostriches
and emus mixed up.
333
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,417
They're similar
but they're very different.
334
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:36,458
(TIMER DINGS)
Oh, by the way,
I hope you enjoy
335
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:37,625
your tasty meal
of traditional
336
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,083
boiled mountain yak
with slug sauce!
337
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:40,625
It's the food of
your people,
338
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,208
also the sauce
of your people.
Together in one dish.
339
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:43,166
(PIANO PLAYING UPBEAT CHORDS)
340
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:52,083
♪ Knock, knock
♪ Who's there?
341
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,750
♪ Little old lady
♪ Little old lady who?
342
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,625
♪ I didn't know that
you could yodel
343
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,208
♪ Little old lady who?
344
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:58,792
♪ Knock, knock
♪ Who's there?
345
00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:00,667
♪ Who?
♪ Who, who, who?
346
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,583
♪ I didn't know
that you could yodel
347
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,125
♪ That doesn't even
make sense
348
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,542
♪ Oh, ho! Little old lady!
Oh, ho! Little lady who?
349
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:10,250
♪ Meow-meow
meow-meow lady!
Meow-meow lady who?
350
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,834
♪ Knock, knock
♪ Who's there?
351
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:17,792
♪ Orange!
♪ Orange, orange who?
352
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,291
♪ Orange you glad
I didn't say old lady? ♪
353
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:20,667
Yes.
354
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,875
Pen pal Dolph?
355
00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:26,792
This is too much!
I can't do it!
356
00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:29,709
I can't keep this up.
I've gotta just call it quits!
357
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,250
ANNOUNCER:
It's almost time!
358
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,250
Dirt Bike Mike's Demo-Cross
is just one hour away!
359
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,667
Be there!
Okay.
360
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:39,000
Almost there.
Just gotta hold out
for that big surprise,
361
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,291
and we'll be
on our way.
362
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
(SIGHS)
363
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,375
Peek-a-boo!
Time to wash our socks
together, pen pal Dolph!
364
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:50,166
Oh! You know, Kyle.
365
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,417
Pen pal Dolph's
getting kind of tired.
366
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:54,166
He is?
Yes.
367
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:57,291
But maybe a really big
and super-awesome
surprise would help.
368
00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:06,417
I would never, ever
forget about the big
and super-awesome surprise.
369
00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,333
Oh, it is almost time for it!
Come on, pen pal Dolph!
370
00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:12,417
Demo-Cross,
here I come.
371
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,417
KYLE: Pen pal Dolph,
where are you going?
372
00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:19,917
Well, to, uh,
to Dirt Bike Mike's
super-awesome Demo-Cross.
373
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:22,458
That's the surprise,
right? (CHUCKLES)
374
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:24,542
That thing? No.
I had tickets for that event,
but I gave them away.
375
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,917
You gave them away?
To who?
376
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,792
This is great,
isn't it, Tugg?
377
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,458
Come on,
Pen pal Dolph!
378
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:42,333
Behold!
The really big and
super-awesome surprise!
379
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:46,041
Presenting
the Kick Buttowski
Museum of Awesome!
380
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:48,125
Kick Buttowski
is the greatest
daredevil in the world.
381
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,917
He never gives up
and he's always focused.
382
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:52,166
He's got determination
in his blood just like me.
383
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,125
You know why,
pen pal Dolph?
384
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,500
Because he's my cousin.
385
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,667
(WHISPERING)
I'm supposed to pretend
386
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,458
my cousin Kick
does not exist,
387
00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:58,875
but I just couldn't let you
come all the way
from Gadzookistan
388
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,500
without seeing
what an awesome
cousin I've got.
389
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,000
And this is
the Rank of Awesome.
390
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,709
Global Book of Awesome.
391
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,625
See, right there?
That's me
and my cousin Kick
392
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,166
when we did
a stunt together!
393
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,417
It was the greatest day ever.
394
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:14,875
(ALARM BEEPING)
395
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:18,834
KICK: I do not exist until
the Demo-Cross is over.
396
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:21,333
No matter what.
397
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,917
Oh! The role-playing
game is over!
398
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,083
Kick exists again! Yay!
See you later,
pen pal Dolph!
399
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:31,417
Yay! Kick is coming back!
400
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:29,125
Yay! Kick is coming back!
401
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,417
Yay! Yay! Yay!
402
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:34,375
Kick's coming back,
Kick's coming back,
Kick's coming back!
403
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,834
Kick's coming back,
Kick's coming back,
Kick's coming back...
404
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:38,291
(CONTINUES CHANTING)
405
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,208
Hi, Kyle.
(GASPS)
406
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,959
(SHOUTING INCOHERENTLY)
407
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:49,083
Oh, cousin Kick!
I'm so glad that
you exist again!
408
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,208
It's nice to exist
and it's nice to exist
in the same world with you.
409
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,959
Me too, Kyle. Me too.
410
00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:56,041
And now you and I
are gonna spend
a whole day together.
411
00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:58,458
Remember? A whole day,
just like you promised.
412
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,417
And during
our whole day together,
413
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:00,917
we're gonna do
the exact same things
414
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:03,542
I did with pen pal Dolph
because I felt your absence.
415
00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:05,250
I can't wait for you
to meet pen pal Dolph,
cousin Kick!
416
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:06,917
Have you met pen pal Dolph?
He's so crazy!
417
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,625
He's from Gadzookistan.
He's always cracking jokes
418
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,083
and doing
goofy, goofy things.
419
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,583
You and him would
really hit it off,
cousin Kick.
420
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:13,125
He's a really great guy!
421
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:16,458
Pen pal Dolph!
422
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,709
Pen pal Dolph!
423
00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:16,458
Maybe I should
call him by letter.
424
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:18,250
I think you'd
really like him.
425
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,250
Yeah.
426
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,166
Imposter.