1 00:00:05,291 --> 00:00:09,834 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 2 00:00:09,834 --> 00:00:11,417 ♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski 3 00:00:11,417 --> 00:00:12,792 ♪ Kick 4 00:00:15,166 --> 00:00:16,333 ♪ Kick 5 00:00:17,458 --> 00:00:19,083 ♪ Kick Buttowski 6 00:00:19,083 --> 00:00:21,458 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick 7 00:00:21,458 --> 00:00:22,792 ♪ Kick Buttowski 8 00:00:22,792 --> 00:00:26,041 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 9 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:32,041 ♪ Kick 10 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:35,208 ♪ Kick 11 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:42,375 ♪ Kick Buttowski 12 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:46,667 ♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪ 13 00:00:56,875 --> 00:00:58,583 KICK: The smell of rubber. 14 00:00:58,583 --> 00:01:00,917 The sound of engines. 15 00:01:00,917 --> 00:01:04,125 The taste of destiny. 16 00:01:04,125 --> 00:01:07,417 This is my calling. My one true place in the world. 17 00:01:07,417 --> 00:01:10,125 Today is the day I become a man. 18 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:12,291 And nothing can stop me now. 19 00:01:12,291 --> 00:01:13,750 Stop. 20 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:16,166 Sorry, sonny. The inanimate cutout has spoken. 21 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:19,542 Sorry, kids, you must be this tall to ride my go-go kart. 22 00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:22,625 TRACK OWNER: You're not tall enough. 23 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,750 (SCREAMING) No! 24 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:33,583 You really want this, don't ya, kid? 25 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:38,542 Hey, look at that awesome kart. 26 00:01:39,792 --> 00:01:42,458 Well, I'll be. You're good to go. 27 00:01:42,458 --> 00:01:46,041 This is it. Me in a go-kart for the first time ever. 28 00:01:46,041 --> 00:01:48,709 (CHUCKLES) Not just yet, sonny. 29 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:49,834 First, you need your license. 30 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:56,667 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 31 00:01:56,667 --> 00:02:00,917 Hello? Uh-huh. Oh, yes, right away. 32 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:02,667 Hey, I gotta run to West Mellowbrook for a meeting. 33 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:05,083 Assistant Janitor. 34 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,291 Yes, sir? 35 00:02:06,291 --> 00:02:08,667 Come here, Bryan. It's Brad, sir. 36 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:10,208 Right, sorry, Benny. 37 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:11,875 I have an important meeting, 38 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:14,792 so you're temporarily promoted to the licensing counter. 39 00:02:14,792 --> 00:02:17,709 (GASPS) A temporary promotion! Yes, sir. I'd be honored. 40 00:02:17,709 --> 00:02:20,417 Here's the stamp, the licenses, and the keys. 41 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:24,375 Ooh, keys. 42 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:26,542 You think you're ready for this kind of responsibility, Jeff? 43 00:02:26,542 --> 00:02:30,000 Oh yes, my employer. I will abide by every rule in the manual, 44 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,625 particularly the requirements for obtaining an official kart license. 45 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:36,166 Okay, I'm gonna walk away now. 46 00:02:36,166 --> 00:02:39,542 Oh, look at these keys. Wonderful, glorious keys! 47 00:02:39,542 --> 00:02:42,166 Finally, I'm responsible for stuff. 48 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:44,458 You've never wanted to be responsible before. 49 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:46,291 Because I've never had the chance. 50 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:49,542 This is my calling. My one true place in the world. 51 00:02:49,542 --> 00:02:53,875 Today is the day The Brad becomes a man. 52 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:56,000 Okay, Brad. Can I have my license now? 53 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,500 All right, but first, 54 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,875 it's time to train you using the ancient methods 55 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:03,583 of precision, determination, and control. 56 00:03:05,291 --> 00:03:07,041 Brad, this is ridiculous. 57 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:10,458 Quiet, dillweed. I've had 724 hours of driver's ed. 58 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,166 That's a record. Fine. 59 00:03:12,166 --> 00:03:16,125 Now, let's begin. Stay on the road. 60 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:17,083 Watch out for that deer! 61 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:18,583 (BLEATS) 62 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:19,709 Watch your speed, lead foot. 63 00:03:19,709 --> 00:03:20,875 Watch my speed? 64 00:03:20,875 --> 00:03:22,291 You almost hit that dog. 65 00:03:22,291 --> 00:03:23,959 This really is a waste of everybody's... 66 00:03:23,959 --> 00:03:25,458 Ah, look out! Another deer! 67 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:26,583 That's the same deer. 68 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,917 Brad, I don't see how this is gonna help me in a real go-kart. 69 00:03:31,917 --> 00:03:34,208 Okay, fine. You've got good instincts. 70 00:03:34,208 --> 00:03:36,750 Which I obviously taught you. And? 71 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:40,542 And, as much as it pains me to say this, you've earned your license. 72 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:46,417 ANNOUNCER: Yo! Yo! Yo! All you amateur drivers! 73 00:03:46,417 --> 00:03:47,667 Stop your karts immediately! 74 00:03:56,792 --> 00:03:58,333 Oh, no. 75 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:02,500 Oh, yes. Gibble-in-the-hizzle! I own this place now, sucka! 76 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,041 Thank you, Daddy. 77 00:04:04,041 --> 00:04:06,208 West Mellowbrook! Represent! 78 00:04:06,875 --> 00:04:07,625 (SNAPS) 79 00:04:12,458 --> 00:04:15,542 There's gonna be some changes around here. 80 00:04:15,542 --> 00:04:17,709 Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! 81 00:04:19,166 --> 00:04:20,917 Starting with the height requirement. 82 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:26,667 Which means you can't drive a go-kart! 83 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:31,625 If you're here, I'm not. See ya. 84 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:32,834 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 85 00:04:32,834 --> 00:04:34,917 Even if you could drive, 86 00:04:34,917 --> 00:04:36,417 I'd still be the fastest one on the track! Right, guys? 87 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:38,875 Uh, maybe! Yeah, maybe! 88 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:42,583 Yeah, may... Maybe? I would definitely be! 89 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,417 Buttowski! We race! 90 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,875 On your track? Not interested. 91 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:48,500 Have fun in your daddy's toy box. 92 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:49,709 (CROWD LAUGHING) 93 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,083 Older Buttowski! Get over here! 94 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:57,166 Yes, my owner. 95 00:04:57,166 --> 00:05:01,000 We got a new rule up in here. No Buttowskis allowed! That means... 96 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,834 No, please! This is my calling! 97 00:05:03,834 --> 00:05:06,750 My one true place in the world! 98 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,583 (GASPS) No! Not the keys! 99 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:12,208 You're fired! 100 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:13,917 No! 101 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:17,583 (GIBBERING INCOHERENTLY) 102 00:05:20,792 --> 00:05:22,583 All right, Gordie. We'll race. 103 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,792 And when I win, you give my brother his job back. 104 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:28,583 Kick? You'd... You'd do that for me? 105 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:31,000 Nobody messes with my big brother. 106 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,250 (SCOFFS) Yeah, well. I'd totally race you and win, 107 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,834 except you don't have a license. Zippity-do-dad! 108 00:05:37,834 --> 00:05:39,333 Oh, yes he does. 109 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:42,792 Fine. We race. 110 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:52,542 I hand-picked your kart, Lose-towski. 111 00:05:52,542 --> 00:05:55,583 (LAUGHS) Starting line. 112 00:05:55,583 --> 00:05:58,417 One minute. West Mellowbrook! Ooh! 113 00:05:58,417 --> 00:06:02,750 It's race time! Gentlemen, start your engines! 114 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:08,417 (BACKFIRING) 115 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:10,250 Hey, Short-towski! Need a ladder? 116 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:13,125 (LAUGHING) 117 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:15,500 It's funny 'cause, uh, he's not very tall! 118 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:18,792 Yeah! Not very tall! (LAUGHS) 119 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:23,291 One day I will be tall enough. 120 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:25,291 But you'll never be fast enough. 121 00:06:25,291 --> 00:06:27,875 We'll see about that. 'Cause you better recognize! 122 00:06:29,834 --> 00:06:31,792 AUTOMATED VOICE: GPS scan. 123 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:36,750 Auto Course Navigation activated. 124 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:43,583 Ready! 125 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:46,458 Set! 126 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:49,333 Go! 127 00:07:00,709 --> 00:07:01,792 (ENGINE STALLING) 128 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:06,083 (LAUGHS) 129 00:07:11,959 --> 00:07:13,250 Come on! 130 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,375 AUTOMATED VOICE: Opponent approaching. 131 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:23,041 What the izzle? 132 00:07:23,041 --> 00:07:25,166 Oh, no he di-in't! 133 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:27,667 Apply brakes. 134 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:29,667 Shut up and straighten me out! 135 00:07:30,709 --> 00:07:32,375 Trajectory corrected. 136 00:07:32,375 --> 00:07:33,125 It's about time! 137 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,500 Computer, switch to cheat mode. 138 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,250 Switching to cheat mode. 139 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:52,166 Yay! Kick! 140 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:53,834 (BOTH GROWLING) 141 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:56,208 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) I mean... Yay, Gordie! 142 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:58,166 I got skills. They're multiplying 143 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:00,166 (GASPS) 144 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:02,667 Oh, come on. There's no way anybody can drive that. 145 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:06,917 Computer, off-road mode. 146 00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:14,709 Here's mud in your eye. (LAUGHS) 147 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,625 (ENGINE REVVING) 148 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:24,333 Time to cut you loose. 149 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:31,709 (ALL GASP) 150 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,750 (COUGHING) 151 00:08:55,834 --> 00:08:56,875 Computer! 152 00:08:58,250 --> 00:08:59,875 Trajectory corrected. 153 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,375 Hello? I need backup. 154 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:14,333 (LAUGHING) 155 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:16,583 (GRUNTING) 156 00:09:24,542 --> 00:09:25,834 What the... 157 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,250 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 158 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,834 Nobody messes with my little brother! 159 00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:31,709 Use your natural instinct, Kick! 160 00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:33,083 Which I obviously taught you! 161 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:36,750 (LAUGHING) 162 00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:42,125 Opponent not eliminated. 163 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,250 What! (GROWLS) 164 00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:48,583 Enjoy your last kart ride ever, Lose-towski! 165 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:53,834 (LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY) 166 00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:55,291 There's no way you'll pass me now. 167 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:01,583 Stupid turbo! 168 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,959 ANNOUNCER: Buttowski wins! 169 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:12,917 (RATTLING) 170 00:10:19,834 --> 00:10:22,542 Sorry, sonny! You came up short. 171 00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:25,500 And on second thought, tell your daddy the deal is off. 172 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,166 I ain't selling my track. 173 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:29,792 Stupid car! Stupid computer! 174 00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:30,750 AUTOMATED VOICE: Stupid driver! 175 00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:34,083 Such great driving. 176 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:35,875 Such natural instinct. 177 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,083 Thanks, girls. 178 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:39,000 But my big brother taught me everything I know. 179 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 (GIRLS GIGGLING) (CHUCKLES) 180 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,667 All right, Brad. Now you got your job back. 181 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:44,709 Huh? I'm not going back to that lame job! 182 00:10:44,709 --> 00:10:46,083 But your calling. 183 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:48,834 The only thing calling me are the babes. 184 00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:50,333 Thanks, bro. 185 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,667 What do you say we go for a drive? (GIRLS GIGGLE) 186 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:56,709 Uh, I don't have a real license. 187 00:11:09,542 --> 00:11:10,875 ANNOUNCER: Do you like dirt bikes? 188 00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,542 Do you like demolition derbies? 189 00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:15,250 Stay tuned to KMEL for your chance to win 190 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:18,542 two all-access passes to the first-ever Dirt Bike Mike Demo-Cross! 191 00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:20,417 (SIGNAL DISTORTING) Coming up shortly, 192 00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:21,792 you and a friend could be sitting side by side... 193 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,000 (STATIC) 194 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:27,667 KICK: (SCREAMING) No! 195 00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:32,667 Hi, Kick! What are you listening intently to? 196 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:35,125 Quiet, Kyle! I'm trying to hear! 197 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:37,250 I love hearing. It's much better than seeing, 198 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,709 and way better than smelling, 199 00:11:38,709 --> 00:11:40,792 especially if someone around you has had beans. 200 00:11:40,792 --> 00:11:42,375 I like beans. Mom says Dad spent all his money on magic beans 201 00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:43,583 and that's why he lives in a motel. 202 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:45,542 Kyle! You keep making static! 203 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:49,875 (STATIC) 204 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:53,500 Did the static come back? 205 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,291 Yes! Kyle, I need to hear this, okay. 206 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:58,625 The radio station's gonna announce how to win tickets... 207 00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:01,709 Tickets! I love tickets! Tickets are passports to adventure. 208 00:12:01,709 --> 00:12:03,959 Like arcade tickets, except arcade tickets 209 00:12:03,959 --> 00:12:05,583 are passports to Chinese fingercuffs. 210 00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:12,208 So what are these tickets for? 211 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,959 Something awesome, I bet. 212 00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:16,792 Coming up! Your chance to win two all-access passes 213 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:19,333 to the first-ever Dirt Bike Mike Demo-Cross! 214 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,417 Demo-Cross? What's a Demo-Cross? 215 00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:21,583 Is that where you show people 216 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,625 how to cross to the other side of the street? 217 00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:27,333 No. It's where a Demolition Derby and a Motocross collide. 218 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,333 Literally. 219 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:33,917 (SIREN BLARING) 220 00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,667 So I've gotta stay focused on winning these tickets. 221 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:41,291 Focus! I can help you focus! 222 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,834 I know all about focus. Ooh, that reminds me of salamanders. 223 00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:46,417 Kyle! I have to listen for this announcement. 224 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,083 Don't you have any friends to hang out with? 225 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,625 No. 226 00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:52,417 Unless you include pen pal Dolph. 227 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:54,959 He lives in Gadzookistan. I've never met him but he's the best friend ever. 228 00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:57,041 He likes to bob for earthworms 229 00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:57,625 and he wears a funny hat and does role-playing games, 230 00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:59,417 and he takes a bath outside. 231 00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:02,083 Gee, Kyle, that's a great idea. 232 00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,583 Okay, you wanna take a bath outside? 233 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,250 No! I mean, let's do a role-playing game. 234 00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:16,875 (STRAINING) 235 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:20,458 (YELLING) 236 00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,250 A role-playing game with Kick Buttowski! 237 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,458 Wow, now the only item on my bucket list can been checked! 238 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:27,542 Which game will it be? Basements and Fire Lizards? Call of the Chihuahua? 239 00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:28,959 Prince and the Funny-looking Princess? 240 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:32,208 No, Kyle. I was thinking more along the lines of 241 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:36,542 you pretend I don't exist until the Demo-Cross is over. 242 00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:41,250 Until your watch alarm goes off. 243 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,667 Kick Buttowski doesn't exist till then. 244 00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,333 That doesn't sound very fun. 245 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:48,083 (CHUCKLES) Oh, but it will be. 246 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:51,166 And if you win, I will spend the whole day with you tomorrow. 247 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,792 The whole day? That'd be the best whole day ever! 248 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,750 I'm sure it'll be great. (SHUDDERS) 249 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,542 But you've got to pretend I don't exist, 250 00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:01,375 no matter what. Starting now. 251 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,542 Got it, you don't exist. 252 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:06,625 Okay. So, Kyle, how are you today? 253 00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:09,959 Great, Kick! How about you? (GRUNTS) No! I don't exist! Remember? 254 00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:12,792 Oh, right! Now, I know you can do this, Kyle. 255 00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:16,000 We're cousins. Determination is in our blood. 256 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:20,875 So concentrate. I do not exist until the Demo-Cross is over. 257 00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,291 No matter what! 258 00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:25,959 I do not exist until the Demo-Cross is over. 259 00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:32,250 I do not exist until the Demo-Cross is over. 260 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:35,083 Now, Kyle, how are you doing today? 261 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:42,458 Hmm. Nobody's here. No sir, nobody around whatsoever. 262 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,291 I'm the only person... 263 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,083 And now the moment you've all been waiting for! 264 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,959 To win those Dirt Bike Mike Demo-Cross tickets, 265 00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:49,875 you have to be the first person 266 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,709 to reach Skidzeez Ride Shop! 267 00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:57,208 We have a winner! 268 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,959 Yes! I did it! 269 00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,959 Oh, wow, I've never won anything before. 270 00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:04,125 Tickets, Demo-Cross. What is a Demo-Cross anyway? 271 00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,834 I'm so glad I came in here accidentally. 272 00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:07,792 I was trying to go to the marionette supply store. 273 00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:10,375 Dude, that would be Stringzeez. Across the street. 274 00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:13,875 Hi, Kyle! 275 00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,208 Hi, guys! That's Tugg and Dangler. 276 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,250 One of them talks, the other one doesn't. 277 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,458 Wow! That's so weird that one of them talks a lot and one of them's quiet! 278 00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:24,291 Don't you think so, Hush? 279 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,750 That's so weird that one talks and the other one doesn't. 280 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,417 Don't you think so, Tugg? 281 00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:32,750 Hmm, two tickets for tonight's Demo-Cross. Wonder who'd like to go. 282 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,792 Well, congratulations, Kyle. 283 00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:36,125 I really wanted to win those tickets, 284 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:38,125 but I'm glad for you. 285 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,500 Now, if you need someone to go along with you, 286 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,083 well, I'd certainly be glad to... 287 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,875 I don't hear anything. Nope, not a thing. 288 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,792 Nobody's doing any existing around here, that's for sure. 289 00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,709 It's just me, me alone, me, myself and I. (GASPS) 290 00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:49,959 Okay, Kyle. You can quit the game now. 291 00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:51,834 I'm sure glad that I have determination in my blood. 292 00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:54,458 Yes, determination for sure, no matter what. 293 00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:56,041 Kyle, wait! Take me with you. 294 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,291 Kyle, you should really bring your cousin Kick to the Demo-Cross. 295 00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:01,375 It's a super-awesome thing. 296 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,250 Take me with you! 297 00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:09,166 Kyle, I'm calling off the game, okay? 298 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:12,709 So, about that super-awesome Dirt Bike Mike Demo-Cross. 299 00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:14,792 Kyle, take me to Dirt Bike Mike's Demo-Cross. 300 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,250 Super-awesome greatest cousin ever. 301 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,834 I like apples but I don't like apple-juice. 302 00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,291 Kyle! Take me to the Demo-Cross! Orange cats. 303 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,333 What is happening to me? 304 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:29,083 No Demo-Cross is worth becoming cousin Kyle. 305 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,166 So I gotta become someone else! 306 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,166 (GASPS) 307 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,417 (STUTTERING) Pen pal Dolph! 308 00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,458 Did Gadzookistan lift their rigid ban on all forms of travel? 309 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,458 Uh, yes. Yes, they did. 310 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,583 Oh, pen pal Dolph, 311 00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,709 I've always dreamed of hanging out with you in person! 312 00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,375 We're gonna have so much fun doing all the things that you love! 313 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,917 Of course, we'll play with marionettes, 314 00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,041 since your letters make it explicitly clear 315 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,542 that you love them oh so much. 316 00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:55,834 Puppetry, puppetry, the ancient art of marionettization. 317 00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:58,041 And I have a great idea for how we can end our day together. 318 00:16:58,041 --> 00:17:00,959 A surprise. A really big and super-awesome surprise! 319 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,959 Dirt Bike Mike's Demo-Cross! 320 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,792 Yes, yes, yes! 321 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:12,875 I love all of your wonderful ideas and I love America. 322 00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:15,291 Yay! Let's start with all the things you love! 323 00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:17,583 So, the other day I was eating some butternut squash. 324 00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,500 It was delicious but I don't know what other people think of it. 325 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,208 Gourds are a very personal thing. 326 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,875 Then my ma says, "Kyle, come here, you've gotta see this!" 327 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,083 And I was like, "Ma, can't you see 328 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,542 "I got my foot stuck in the milk bottle?" 329 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:28,417 (GRUNTING) And I pulled on it. 330 00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:30,625 Some people like the monkey cages but I prefer ostriches. 331 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,083 'Cause ostriches don't need to be in cages. 332 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,875 They just roam free. Don't get ostriches and emus mixed up. 333 00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,417 They're similar but they're very different. 334 00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:36,458 (TIMER DINGS) Oh, by the way, I hope you enjoy 335 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:37,625 your tasty meal of traditional 336 00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,083 boiled mountain yak with slug sauce! 337 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:40,625 It's the food of your people, 338 00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,208 also the sauce of your people. Together in one dish. 339 00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:43,166 (PIANO PLAYING UPBEAT CHORDS) 340 00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:52,083 ♪ Knock, knock ♪ Who's there? 341 00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,750 ♪ Little old lady ♪ Little old lady who? 342 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,625 ♪ I didn't know that you could yodel 343 00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,208 ♪ Little old lady who? 344 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:58,792 ♪ Knock, knock ♪ Who's there? 345 00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:00,667 ♪ Who? ♪ Who, who, who? 346 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,583 ♪ I didn't know that you could yodel 347 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,125 ♪ That doesn't even make sense 348 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,542 ♪ Oh, ho! Little old lady! Oh, ho! Little lady who? 349 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:10,250 ♪ Meow-meow meow-meow lady! Meow-meow lady who? 350 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,834 ♪ Knock, knock ♪ Who's there? 351 00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:17,792 ♪ Orange! ♪ Orange, orange who? 352 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,291 ♪ Orange you glad I didn't say old lady? ♪ 353 00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:20,667 Yes. 354 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,875 Pen pal Dolph? 355 00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:26,792 This is too much! I can't do it! 356 00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:29,709 I can't keep this up. I've gotta just call it quits! 357 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,250 ANNOUNCER: It's almost time! 358 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,250 Dirt Bike Mike's Demo-Cross is just one hour away! 359 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,667 Be there! Okay. 360 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:39,000 Almost there. Just gotta hold out for that big surprise, 361 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,291 and we'll be on our way. 362 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 (SIGHS) 363 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,375 Peek-a-boo! Time to wash our socks together, pen pal Dolph! 364 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:50,166 Oh! You know, Kyle. 365 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,417 Pen pal Dolph's getting kind of tired. 366 00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:54,166 He is? Yes. 367 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:57,291 But maybe a really big and super-awesome surprise would help. 368 00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:06,417 I would never, ever forget about the big and super-awesome surprise. 369 00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,333 Oh, it is almost time for it! Come on, pen pal Dolph! 370 00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:12,417 Demo-Cross, here I come. 371 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,417 KYLE: Pen pal Dolph, where are you going? 372 00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:19,917 Well, to, uh, to Dirt Bike Mike's super-awesome Demo-Cross. 373 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:22,458 That's the surprise, right? (CHUCKLES) 374 00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:24,542 That thing? No. I had tickets for that event, but I gave them away. 375 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,917 You gave them away? To who? 376 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,792 This is great, isn't it, Tugg? 377 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,458 Come on, Pen pal Dolph! 378 00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:42,333 Behold! The really big and super-awesome surprise! 379 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:46,041 Presenting the Kick Buttowski Museum of Awesome! 380 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:48,125 Kick Buttowski is the greatest daredevil in the world. 381 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,917 He never gives up and he's always focused. 382 00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:52,166 He's got determination in his blood just like me. 383 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,125 You know why, pen pal Dolph? 384 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,500 Because he's my cousin. 385 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,667 (WHISPERING) I'm supposed to pretend 386 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,458 my cousin Kick does not exist, 387 00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:58,875 but I just couldn't let you come all the way from Gadzookistan 388 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,500 without seeing what an awesome cousin I've got. 389 00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,000 And this is the Rank of Awesome. 390 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,709 Global Book of Awesome. 391 00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,625 See, right there? That's me and my cousin Kick 392 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,166 when we did a stunt together! 393 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,417 It was the greatest day ever. 394 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:14,875 (ALARM BEEPING) 395 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:18,834 KICK: I do not exist until the Demo-Cross is over. 396 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:21,333 No matter what. 397 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,917 Oh! The role-playing game is over! 398 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,083 Kick exists again! Yay! See you later, pen pal Dolph! 399 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:31,417 Yay! Kick is coming back! 400 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:29,125 Yay! Kick is coming back! 401 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,417 Yay! Yay! Yay! 402 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:34,375 Kick's coming back, Kick's coming back, Kick's coming back! 403 00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,834 Kick's coming back, Kick's coming back, Kick's coming back... 404 00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:38,291 (CONTINUES CHANTING) 405 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,208 Hi, Kyle. (GASPS) 406 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,959 (SHOUTING INCOHERENTLY) 407 00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:49,083 Oh, cousin Kick! I'm so glad that you exist again! 408 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,208 It's nice to exist and it's nice to exist in the same world with you. 409 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,959 Me too, Kyle. Me too. 410 00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:56,041 And now you and I are gonna spend a whole day together. 411 00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:58,458 Remember? A whole day, just like you promised. 412 00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,417 And during our whole day together, 413 00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:00,917 we're gonna do the exact same things 414 00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:03,542 I did with pen pal Dolph because I felt your absence. 415 00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:05,250 I can't wait for you to meet pen pal Dolph, cousin Kick! 416 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:06,917 Have you met pen pal Dolph? He's so crazy! 417 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,625 He's from Gadzookistan. He's always cracking jokes 418 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,083 and doing goofy, goofy things. 419 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,583 You and him would really hit it off, cousin Kick. 420 00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:13,125 He's a really great guy! 421 00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:16,458 Pen pal Dolph! 422 00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,709 Pen pal Dolph! 423 00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:16,458 Maybe I should call him by letter. 424 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:18,250 I think you'd really like him. 425 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,250 Yeah. 426 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,166 Imposter.