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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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(BIRD SQUAWKING)
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(SIZZLING)
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MAN: Heat wave!
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Why so hot?
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I think it's a perfect day
to hit the Mellowbrook
Community Pool.
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Yeah, good thing
we're right in
front of it!
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KICK: Into the pool!
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GUNTHER: You said it,
my sweaty friend.
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Wowzers, Shannon,
you'll have your hands
full today.
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They sure are
having fun!
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Super. Not on my watch.
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(CRACKING BACK)
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(LICKING)
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Cool, refreshing water,
here I come.
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(SHANNON BLOWING WHISTLE)
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No diving!
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Then why do you have
a diving board?
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Look, kid, during my shift,
I'm here for the rays,
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not to guard your
precious little life.
Assistant!
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Yes, Shannon,
my love?
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Take care
of this situation.
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I've got better
things to do.
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Don't worry,
Shannon dearest,
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I'll explain the rules
of our fine pool
to my little...
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Just go.
You're getting drool
all over my chair.
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Oh! I'm sorry,
my love!
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Now listen up, dillweed!
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I'm the Assistant
Associate Junior
Lifeguard in training,
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with a hot boss
named Shannon.
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If I do what she wants,
maybe she'll do what
The Brad wants.
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I already got most of
her phone number.
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-Which part?
-The area code.
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(SCREAMING) So don't
ruin this for me!
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(KICK YELLING)
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Mm, coconut.
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Situation neutralized.
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Continue tanning that
hot bod of yours!
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Don't worry
about these two.
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BRAD: They won't
get the drop on
Brad Buttowski!
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(SHANNON SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(KICK AND GUNTHER LAUGHING)
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BOTH: We're in!
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(SHANNON BLOWING WHISTLE)
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-Horace?
-Pantsy?
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We're assistants to the
Assistant Associate
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Junior Lifeguard!
In training!
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We ain't got time
to watch you for Brad
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who ain't got time
to watch you
for Shannon
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to watch you, uh,
on her shift!
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So it's into the...
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(SLOW MOTION) Kiddie pool!
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(SLOW MOTION LAUGHING)
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There is no way
they're sticking me
in the kiddie pool!
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Yeah! Cool, wet,
refreshing freedom,
here I come!
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(TOWEL WHIPPING)
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Nice try,
dumb-dumb.
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No kids in
the big pool.
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-Why?
-Because it's...
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(BLOWING WHISTLE)
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(YELLING) Senior citizen swim!
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Oskar, it's our turn now!
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What? Oskar's not
a senior citizen!
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That dog is at least
ten years old!
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In dog years,
that's, uh, hmm,
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(GRUNTING)
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five hundred and seventeen!
Now quiet!
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Huh.
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I'm only going
to swim one lap.
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I'll be out in
no time at all.
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-KIDS: Phew!
-(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
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But first,
I've got to protect
my alabaster skin.
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Oh, yeah,
rub it in.
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Oh, don't forget
the delicate areas!
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(DISGUSTED GROANING)
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Ugh! My sunscreen
doesn't seem
to be working.
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Curse you, demon sun!
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Oh! Let's see now.
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Ooh! That is some
mighty chilly water
on such a hot day.
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What smells
like bacon?
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(SIZZLING)
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(WHISTLING NERVOUSLY)
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And off we go!
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GUNTHER: Oh!
She's halfway across!
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(KIDS GROANING)
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Quiet! Stop whining!
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Hey, you two,
guard these babies
while I go talk to Shannon!
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(HORACE AND PANTSY GROWLING)
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If we want to get
our pool back,
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we're gonna need
a distraction.
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Lord Duckington!
You're alive!
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(LAUGHING)
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Bingo! And now,
a launching device.
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So I work out about
six times a day,
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start with my glutes, then...
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(YELLING)
The waterbug, it burns!
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Cover for me,
I'm going on break.
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Remember to keep
those kids out of
the pool.
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And stay off
my tower!
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But you just got
back from lunch!
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Uh, yeah. Now I need
my food to digest.
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So when are we going out?
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Uh, how about the
30th of February?
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So it's a date! Yeah, Brad!
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(SWALLOWING) Bah!
Tastes like expired chicken!
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Huh? Hold it!
You're not
fooling anybody!
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Where do you think
you're all going?
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Oh, us?
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My senior-aged friend and I
accidentally wandered into
the kiddie pool,
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where it smells like bacon
for no gross reason
whatsoever.
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Senior citizens, huh?
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Why, yes.
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This is my associate,
Mrs. Chica-doo-doo.
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And I'm Mr. Pickle.
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Um, I mean,
I'm Mrs. Chica-doo-doo
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and this is Mr. Pickle!
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And these are all
of our grandkids!
Ta-da!
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Junior assistants to
the assistant in training!
Front and center!
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BOTH: Yes, boss?
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I thought I told you
to watch these jerks!
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But we are!
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You kids must really
take me for a fool.
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Come on, look at
that moustache!
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Who really has
a moustache that big?
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It's faker than a
three-dollar bill!
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And you! Nice wig. Really?
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Where's the rats
that go with that nest?
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You think you really
had me fooled
wearing that, that, that...
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Uh, sorry.
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(SLAPPING) Well, I never!
Let's go Mrs. Chica-doo-doo.
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I mean, Mr. Pickle!
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(GROWLS) Get those punks!
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I've had enough of
these shenanigans!
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Time to put you
all in lockdown!
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KIDS: No!
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Let's see you babies
get out of this one!
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I welcome the isolation.
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I'll tell you boys,
coming up with
that cage idea?
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Sheer Brad.
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Gentlemen, to the cage.
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ALL: To the cage!
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What's the point
of breaking out?
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I don't remember
how life is
on the outside.
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The joint changes a man.
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Come on, guys!
We gotta do something!
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Haven't you
done enough,
Clarence?
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No, I haven't, Kendall!
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They took our pool with
their stupid "rules."
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This was our spot!
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MOUTH:
But if we misbehave,
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they'll take away the
small bit of refreshing
pool we have left.
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(IMITATING SHIVER)
Is that water too refreshing?
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I can take care of that,
with a little heat.
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(HORACE, PANTSY
AND BRAD LAUGHING)
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Phew! Being an Assistant
Associate Junior Lifeguard
in training
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sure is exhausting!
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Now, are you with me?
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(KIDS CHEERING) Yeah!
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Yes! Gunther!
Triumphant lift.
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Listen up, everybody!
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I need each and every
one of you for
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a prison riot!
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(KIDS YELLING)
Wait until Shannon sees
how many zits I burned off.
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(SING-SONG) Awesome!
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What the...
Aw, come on, man!
Now what?
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Cut it out in there!
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Another diversion, eh?
Horace! Pantsy!
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Watch these kids
for real this time!
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I'm going to the big chair.
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-Pipe down!
-Pipe down!
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Oh, the power,
it's glorious!
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Everything seems
to be nice and...
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What the! Huh?
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We've got an escapee!
(SCREAMING)
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Bleh! Horace!
Pantsy! Get him!
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But save me first!
(CHOKING)
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(GASPING)
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This ends now!
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(GRUNTING)
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(BRAD GRUNTING)
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(GROWLING)
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Free swim!
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(KIDS CHEERING)
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Don't just stand there!
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We gotta get those kids
back in the kiddie pool
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before my future
girlfriend comes back!
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Gunther!
Head for the pool!
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But Kick,
what about you?
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I just have a few
loose ends to tie up.
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Keep your eyes peeled!
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Ain't nothing
getting past me!
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Huh?
Huh?
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HORACE: (SCREAMING)
Brad! Help!
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Two can play
at that game, dillweed!
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(BRAD SCREAMING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Here's your Cheetah Pop,
little dude.
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Thanks, mister!
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(GROANING)
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Ah! What a great swim!
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I feel a hundred
years younger.
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Ah! My sciatica!
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BOTH: This is gonna
be awesome!
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We're gonna die!
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Yeah, he knows about
the restraining order.
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(SIGHING) Just great.
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(GRUNTING)
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Ugh, and I suppose
I have to perform
mouth to mouth.
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(WATCH BEEPING)
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Oh, my shift's over!
Hey, second shift!
You're up!
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Hello!
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Wait, what?
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Don't worry, ma'am!
I'm a trained
profession-na-nal.
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(SCREAMING) No!
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KICK: Yes!
GUNTHER: We did it!
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You did exactly what,
you weirdos?
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The pool's all drained!
How are we gonna cool off now?
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Oh, leave that
to Kick Buttowski.
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(CHEERING)
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This is quite refreshing!
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And he is creating
a gentle breeze!
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I guess Clarence
isn't all bad.
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(HORACE AND PANTSY SLURPING)
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(STORE BELL RINGING)
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ROWDY REMINGTON:
Service!
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(SPLASHING)
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Sorry, man, gotta keep
Eddie somewhere.
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-(GROWLING)
-Hey, hey, relax my
man!
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What you need is
a stress-reducing drink.
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If they made those.
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(DINGING) Ha!
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This give Rowdy idea.
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(SLURPING)
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So, Wade,
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looks like you've done
a little redecorating.
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Well, Danger Dude,
my stepmom told me
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I can't sleep in her
basement anymore.
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Dang.
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Got nowhere else to go.
252
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,458
Guess I'll be
living at the
Food 'N' Fix forever.
253
00:11:58,458 --> 00:11:59,625
(MICROWAVE DINGS)
254
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:03,166
Oh, hang tight, dudes.
That must be the rest
of my clothes.
255
00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:07,458
Kick, we need
to do something.
256
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:10,667
(SLURPING)
Mm, sock sloshy.
257
00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:11,875
Gunther, huddle.
258
00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:13,166
(WHISPERING)
259
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:16,041
Wade, we cannot
allow you to live
in the Food 'N' Fix.
260
00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:18,959
I don't know, Kick.
Maybe it's time
I live on my own.
261
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,000
(WHISPERING)
262
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,166
Wade, you're moving in
with me.
263
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,542
Payback for all the times
you've helped me out.
264
00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:27,875
Wow, your parents
gonna be okay with that?
265
00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,792
(WHISPERING)
266
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:30,917
They don't need to know.
267
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,041
Awesome, dude!
268
00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:34,125
(LAUGHING) Hey!
I'm so excited!
269
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,041
(WHISPERING)
270
00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:37,125
Yeah, so are we.
271
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:39,542
But how are we
gonna get all my stuff
into your house?
272
00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:45,625
(TIRES SCREECHING)
273
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,458
Now, dude!
274
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,000
(CAT SCREECHING)
275
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:57,208
Mighty early in the season
for an underwear storm.
276
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,500
Awesome, dude.
Now we just gotta
figure out
277
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,083
how we're gonna
sneak me into
your room.
278
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:07,125
-KICK: Roommates!
-WADE: Roommates!
279
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:09,625
Hey, are you sure this
whole setup is okay?
280
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:10,792
Of course it is.
281
00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:14,000
Two pals drinking chili
in their room together
for the rest of their lives?
282
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,291
This is gonna be awesome.
283
00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:20,083
It's weird that
something called chili
makes you feel so toasty.
284
00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:22,125
(BELCHING)
285
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,250
Phew! I'm pooped.
286
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,125
Better nest up for the night.
287
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:29,083
No, Wade.
You're the guest,
you get the bed.
288
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,542
Wow, Double-D,
I never slept
in a bed before.
289
00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:35,458
Have a good siesta, buddy.
290
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,083
Wade, every night
here in my room.
291
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,709
Ah, the coolest life ever.
292
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:47,834
(SNORING)
293
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,166
(SNORING)
294
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,083
Night, buddy.
295
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:06,583
(YAWNING) First breakfast
with the new roomie.
296
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,375
Hey, Wade, I got us
some Billy Stumps cereal...
297
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:10,417
Oh, yeah!
(GULPING)
298
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,417
(DISHES SMASHING)
299
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:16,208
So, Wade, you don't seem
like your usual mellow self.
300
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:19,500
I don't remember
having this freedom.
Look, I'm a spaceman!
301
00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:23,000
(EXCLAIMING)
302
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,959
Oh, sorry, dude.
303
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:31,917
That's okay,
awesome roomie.
304
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,917
(WADE SNORING)
305
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,500
Uh, Wade? Could you...
306
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,375
(SCREAMING)
307
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:46,041
Whoa, sorry dude,
night terrors.
308
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:48,166
It's all good, roomie.
309
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,959
(SNORING)
310
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:53,333
(SIGHS) I gotta sleep
somewhere else.
311
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:05,000
(WADE BELCHING)
312
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,208
(SIGHING)
313
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,000
(WADE BELCHING)
314
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,917
(WADE SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
315
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,417
Wade!
(WADE DRUMMING)
316
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,959
Are you crazy?
Keep it down!
My parents will...
317
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,333
(DOOR SLAMMING)
318
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:27,542
On second thought,
play as loud as you want.
319
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,000
Thanks, Kick!
Yeah! Yeah!
320
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,125
(DRUMMING)
321
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,250
Kick, what is the...
(GASPS) Wade?
322
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,333
Drum kit?
323
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,583
That's right,
Mom and Dad.
324
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:39,583
I invited Wade to move in,
and I didn't even ask
your permission first.
325
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:40,959
I guess Wade
will just have to...
326
00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:43,000
MOM: Stay as
long as he wants.
327
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:43,917
Of course!
328
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:47,041
I've been looking
for a reason to get the
old band back together!
329
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:48,750
(FOGHORN)
330
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:51,166
I also got this,
which is nice.
331
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:52,959
(LAUGHING)
332
00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:54,625
(FOGHORN)
333
00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:56,000
(SIGHS)
334
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,917
(WADE BELCHING)
335
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:04,291
Gunther? Ugh! Gunther!
336
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:05,417
-(PHONE RINGS)
-Yes?
337
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:06,667
Huddle.
338
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,709
This isn't working out.
339
00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:09,917
Why? Because
Wade's annoying?
340
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:13,458
No! Wade's all right.
But living with him
is making me crazy.
341
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,542
Like your family does?
342
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,959
-(GASPS)
-Sorry, did I
cross the line?
343
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:19,125
Gunther, you genius!
344
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:22,083
Once Wade sees
how crazy they are,
he'll want to leave!
345
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,083
Thanks!
346
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,750
(GRUNTS) I'm okay.
347
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,875
Brianna! Wade wants
to come to your tea party!
348
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,166
Isn't that right, Wade?
349
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:33,250
(DOOR SLAMS)
350
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:35,625
That should be long enough.
351
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,250
Hey, Wade,
you ready to go?
352
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,083
And when
Sally said Penelope
had fake eyebrows,
353
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,250
I nearly died.
354
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,083
Bills, bills!
355
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:47,917
Dad, Wade wants
to help you sort
your bills.
356
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:50,041
Really, Wade?
I never knew
you loved mail!
357
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:52,000
Come check out
my collection of
tattered envelopes.
358
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,291
This will do the trick.
359
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:54,458
WADE: Whoa, awesome!
360
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,333
Do you have a septic
pump utility bill?
361
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,625
Go fish, go fish!
362
00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:02,625
MOM: Well, if you
really want to help
with all the dishes...
363
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:03,959
No problem, Danger Mom!
364
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:05,625
-Water fight!
-(CHUCKLING) Oh!
365
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,041
Oh, bless your heart!
You make chores so fun!
366
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:09,542
Time to pull out
the big guns.
367
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,041
Yeah, Brad!
368
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:14,792
Hey, Brad, Wade said
he wants to let you
practice crashing...
369
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,333
I mean,
driving his car.
370
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,500
You did?
371
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,792
-I did?
-You did.
372
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,875
Well, hey, sure, why not?
373
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,000
Whip out that learner's
permit and hop in!
374
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:23,917
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
375
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:24,959
(TIRES SCREECHING)
376
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:27,625
(TIRES SCREECHING)
377
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:32,083
Danger Dude, oh, man,
you really should come
with us next time.
378
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:36,625
Yeah, Brad! Yeah, Brad!
Yeah, Brad! Yeah, Brad!
379
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:39,208
I need some stunt therapy.
380
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,000
My wheel bolt's gone!
381
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,667
(SCREAMING)
382
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000
(BLENDER WHIRRING)
383
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,834
Hey, dude!
Used your wheel bolts to...
384
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,959
Fix Mom's mixer.
Perfect.
385
00:17:58,041 --> 00:17:59,000
(BREAKS SQUEAKING)
386
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,625
Brake, brake,
brake, brake!
(SCREAMS)
387
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,959
KICK: A-E-I-O-U
and sometimes why!
388
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:10,375
Hey, dude!
Replaced your
dad's brakes.
389
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,583
The ones on your bike
were a perfect fit!
390
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,333
Go figure.
391
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,500
(SIGHS)
392
00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:26,792
Hey, dude! I made
a picnic table out of...
393
00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:28,959
From my half-pipe.
Yeah, I know.
394
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:31,458
You ever think
maybe you could
just buy that stuff?
395
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,542
BRAD: Yeah, Brad!
396
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:33,834
Why buy stuff
397
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:36,625
when you can just recycle
the stuff all around you?
398
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:39,041
Like this string?
Makes perfect floss.
399
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:43,917
Whoa, man, put on
some pantalones.
400
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,500
I can't take it anymore!
401
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,709
Snoring, drumming,
402
00:18:48,709 --> 00:18:50,333
night terrors,
ruining my stunts!
403
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,166
I don't want you
to be my roommate
anymore!
404
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:53,834
(ALL GASPING)
405
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:58,709
Wow, sorry dude.
Didn't know I made
you feel that way.
406
00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:00,041
(CHEWING)
407
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,166
Guess I'll be going now.
408
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:05,417
It's just weird, you know,
'cause never been
on my own before.
409
00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:06,667
Wade, don't!
410
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:07,792
No, no, no.
411
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:10,041
I'm not gonna stay
unless Danger Dude
wants me to.
412
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:15,000
Now who's gonna
drum with Daddy?
413
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,959
And who's gonna
come to my
tea parties?
414
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:20,125
Yeah! And who's
gonna help me finally
get a girl, dillweed?
415
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:22,166
Yeah, Brad!
416
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:26,083
Let's leave Wade's room
just how he left it,
in case he comes back.
417
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,000
(DOOR SLAMMING)
418
00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:33,709
(SCREAMING)
419
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,542
Wade, out there,
on his own.
I must find him.
420
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:41,625
Wade?
421
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,250
(STAPLING)
422
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:45,834
Wade!
423
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,000
(ECHOING) Wade!
424
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:53,083
(ECHOING) I didn't know
I made you feel that way.
425
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,125
Hey, Kick! I heard
426
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,417
from my cousin's sister's
boyfriend's mother's uncle
427
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:02,041
who heard it from
his dentist's podiatrist's
stock broker's niece
428
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:04,750
who heard it from me
that Wade is living
in a tool shed!
429
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:05,875
A tool shed?
430
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,917
Where they keep tools!
431
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,083
Gunther!
This is all my fault.
432
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,375
Wade can't
live on his own
433
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,041
and he certainly can't
live in a tool shed.
434
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:14,166
I gotta get him back.
435
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,917
Wade!
(BATS SCREECHING)
436
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:19,917
(SCREAMING)
437
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,709
Wade!
438
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,083
Tools!
439
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:25,375
Wade!
440
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,917
PAPERCUT PETERSON:
Hey, shut the door!
I'm warming up the car!
441
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:28,959
(FARTS)
442
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,041
Gunther,
I can't find...
443
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,125
Wade!
444
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,542
-Hey, Danger Dude!
-Wade!
445
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:37,917
Wade, I'm so sorry.
I shouldn't have said
all that stuff.
446
00:20:37,917 --> 00:20:39,250
I want you to come back.
447
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,458
No worries, dude,
and I'm glad you
told me that.
448
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,667
You know what?
I wanna try living
on my own.
449
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,709
In this tool shed?
I can't let you.
450
00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:47,125
I don't live in
this tool shed.
451
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,041
-(PAPERCUT PETERSON)
That's right!
-I live in that tool shed.
452
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,917
My friend,
how is accommodations?
453
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,750
Awesomely awesome,
dude-bro!
454
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,583
You're living in
Rowdy's tool shed?
455
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:59,583
Yeah, it's a pretty good deal.
I can stay here for free.
456
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,166
All I gotta do is
be in a commercial
457
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:04,041
for Rowdy's new
stress-reducing drink,
Slacker-Z.
458
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:06,083
FEMALE SINGERS:
♪ Slacker-Z! ♪
459
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:09,041
But now I gotta figure out
how to move all my stuff in.
460
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,083
(TIRES SCREECHING)
461
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:14,667
Hey, share the road!
462
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,917
(GASPS)
I love underwear season.
463
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:21,166
Wishing I had
stress relief!
464
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:24,417
Fearing not,
handsome cowboy
dude-bro.
465
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:28,375
New Slacker-Z
will curing all
what ails you.
466
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:30,375
FEMALE SINGERS:
♪ Slacker-Z! ♪