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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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DAD: Gather round,
Buttowskis.
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Time to draw names
for our annual holiday
gift exchange.
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Pick a name, any name.
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Oh, dear brother.
I certainly hope
I choose your name
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so I can give you
a wonderful present.
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Like last year?
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Oh, dear brother,
I'm certainly glad
I chose your name
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so I can give you
this wonderful present.
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(LAUGHING)
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Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas.
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DAD: Here you go, Kick.
Pick a name, any name.
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(GASPS) "Cousin Kyle?"
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(ROARING)
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Happy Holidays from me,
your cousin Kyle.
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It's snowing, which means
I can go sledding
with my cousin Kick.
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I can also go caroling
with Kick and make
a gingerbread house with Kick
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and put on
a Christmas pageant
with my puppets and Kick.
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I forgot to tell you
Aunt Sally's dropping
Kyle off while she's at work.
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But don't worry.
Mom'll be here
for Christmas.
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And so will... (SINGSONG) I.
With my cousin...
(SINGSONG) Kick!
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Great.
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What are you doing
with that bowl?
Eating cereal?
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This is our family
gift exchange, Kyle.
Why don't you draw next?
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(GASPS)
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(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)
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Look who I got.
"Kick."
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Biscuits.
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Oh, Brianna.
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I was just wondering
if maybe you'd like
to trade names.
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You could have Kyle,
and I'll take...
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Dad? No way.
I'm already making
a personal gift just for him.
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It even smells like me.
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(COUGHS)
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No, I don't want
to trade with you.
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I've already made Mom
these sweet "Brad Bucks."
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Yeah, Brad. Good for
Brad-related services.
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Such as?
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Such as...
Dusting one piece
of furniture.
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Picking up one pair
of dirty underpants
off the floor.
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Must be my underpants.
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And, oh...
This one's for you.
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"Good for one Flying Adios."
What's a "Flying Adios?"
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Adios.
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(LAUGHING)
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Yeah, Brad Bucks!
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Hmm... There must be
something here
I can give Kyle.
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He does like puppets.
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Blah blah blah blah.
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And done.
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Now, it's time for
a little sledding action.
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Blue Lightning,
we've got a date with
Dead Man's Drop.
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Just you and me.
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(DOOR BANGS)
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(WHISTLING)
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Was that a sled?
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No.
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I like sledding.
Are you going sledding?
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To me, snow is
good for two things:
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sledding and pretending
we live in Ice Cream Land.
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I, uh,
I can't go sledding.
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Why not?
Are you allergic?
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I'm allergic
to salamanders,
moss, and P.E. class.
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I don't have a sled.
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Really? Interesting...
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Phew!
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MOM: Really?
Oh, Sally, that's terrible.
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I can't believe
you have to work
on Christmas.
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Oh, and on Kyle's
first Christmas
away from home.
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We'll make sure
this is a very special
Christmas for him.
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He'll love it.
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What's going on in there?
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Wow.
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Ah, well, time to hit
Dead Man's Drop.
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I'm just going to
snuggle up by the tree
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and wait for
jolly old Saint Nick.
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He's like a little angel.
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MOM: I can't believe
you have to work
on Christmas.
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Oh, and on Kyle's
first Christmas
away from home.
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We'll make sure
this is a very special
Christmas for him.
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(SCREAMING) Why?
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Blue Lightning,
we'll have to
postpone that date.
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I'm gonna go buy Kyle
an awesome present.
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My Street-Legal
Hovercraft fund
should cover it.
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We're closed today, boy.
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This is an emergency.
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Ha! A puppet emergency?
This should be
good for a laugh.
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Come on in.
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This is my trusty
manservant, Tugg.
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Say hello, Tugg.
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So how may we help you?
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I need to buy
your best puppet.
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(LAUGHING)
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Our best puppet, he says.
Did you hear that, Tugg?
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What's so funny?
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We sold our best puppet.
Along with our
second-best puppet.
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In fact,
we're clear sold out.
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Sold out?
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Man came in,
bought everything
we had for his son.
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I'll bet that chap's having
a very happy Christmas.
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Thank you, Daddy.
Don't judge me.
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But it's Christmas Eve!
What about that puppet?
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The Golden Dragon?
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It's very rare.
Only one like it
in all of Mellowbrook.
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It's not for sale.
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I'll pay cash.
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It was very expensive.
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I'll give you
all I've got.
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I told you,
it's not for sale!
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There's nothing
you can give us
for the Golden Dragon.
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Nothing.
Nothing. Nothing!
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(WHISPERING)
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I see. The car's dead.
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And frozen.
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And buried under snow.
I must have
left the lights on.
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(LAUGHING)
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So what Tugg's saying
is that we'll sell you
the Golden Dragon
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if you include your sled,
so we have a way to get home.
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What? You want me
to give up Blue Lightning?
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Well, that's the deal.
Take it or leave it.
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Well you can forget it.
I really don't... think...
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MOM: We'll make sure
this is a very special
Christmas for him.
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Okay, looks like
you have yourself a deal.
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At least the storm let up.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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I love my Cousin...
(SINGSONG) Kick!
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(RATTLING)
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(SHATTERING)
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(WHISTLING)
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(PANTING)
Just can't make it.
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(BELLS TINKLING)
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Santa?
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Oh, hi, Kick.
Gunther?
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What are you doing
way out here?
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(STRAINING)
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Ah, it doesn't matter.
Meet my new
reindeer, Klaus.
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(SNORTS)
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Need a lift?
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You might wanna hold on.
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Uh...
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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(EXCLAIMING LOUDLY)
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Here's your stop, sir.
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Thanks, Gunther.
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Merry Christmas, Kick.
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Merry Christmas to you, too.
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On, Klaus. Away!
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I made it.
He's gonna love this thing.
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No!
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(SCREAMING) Why?
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Merry Christmas, Mother.
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Why...
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Thank you, Bradley.
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See? It even
smells like me.
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Yeah, I... I know.
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Here you go,
Brianna.
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Oh, Mom. I just love it.
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Ha!
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Happy holidays, Son.
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All right.
Tickets to Tankini
Lumberjacks on Ice!
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Thanks, Dad.
I got Tankini tickets
on my body.
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Ah!
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Merry Christmas,
Cousin Kick.
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Kyle, I was supposed to
get you a Christmas gift.
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But I don't have anything.
I blew it.
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No, you didn't.
That doesn't matter at all.
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I'm just happy to spend
Christmas with
my favorite cousin.
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Kyle!
Mom.
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They let me off work early.
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You're just in time.
I'm giving Kick his present.
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A sled!
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You said you
didn't have one,
so I made you one.
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You made this?
Out of what?
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(WHISPERS) The boards
holding up Brad's bed.
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Kyle, I just thought of
a present I could give you.
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(EXCLAIMING) Sledding with you
was the number one item
on my Christmas wish list.
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Glad you like it.
Oh, I do.
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I also like cookies.
But not with raisins. Or nuts.
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Do you like
hand sanitizer?
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I like vanilla pudding.
And bunnies.
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Once I saw
a bunny eating
vanilla pudding.
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But that would be
because I gave it
vanilla pudding.
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Do you like hedgehogs?
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Tankini!
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Tankini...
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DAD:
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♪ Buttowski winter trip
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♪ Lots of mail
when we get home
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♪ Buttowski winter trip
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Everybody.
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♪ Buttowski winter trip
Buttowski... ♪
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(SIGHS)
Well, you're all in
for a real surprise.
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It's a wintry retreat
that's sure to please.
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Ooh, a spa.
How relaxing!
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(GASPS)
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Hot chocolate tea party.
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Hot tub full of babes.
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(GASPS)
Row of snowmobiles.
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Yep, it's an amazing lodge
which we're not staying at.
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(ALL GROANING)
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Got a great deal
on a cabin rental,
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far, far away from
any modern amenities.
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(DAD HUMMING)
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DAD: So, Kick, you are aware
that the Cornice of Death,
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the most treacherous
snow-capped peak
this side of Everest,
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just happens to be
right above
our vacation cabin?
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And hopefully
you're also aware
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that you're not allowed
anywhere near it!
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We're here.
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Isn't it rustic?
This trip is all about
being close to nature.
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No cell phones,
no laptops,
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no death-defying stunts.
Just the Buttowskis.
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And nature.
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This stinks.
What?
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No way!
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Let the adventure begin.
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(SCREECHING)
(SCREAMING)
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Ah, just like
the pioneers.
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And where do
the pioneers go
to the bathroom?
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(MUMBLING ANGRILY)
Let the adventure begin...
Stupid cabin!
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(SCREAMS)
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Well, excuse me!
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How about I make us
some tasty treats
to have by the fire?
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Ooh, the fire.
Kick, go outside
and fetch some firewood.
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And I mean, nowhere
near that mountain.
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You got it, Dad.
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Now, hand over
the toboggan.
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And the skis.
The snowboard.
Other snowboard...
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That, too.
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Some winter retreat!
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"Kick, go fetch some wood.
And nowhere
near that mountain."
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Can't even sneak
a quick saucer ride
down Cornice of Death.
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(GRUNTING)
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(SIGHS)
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Feels like I've been
walking for days.
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Wonder where I am.
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Cornice of Death!
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(ECHOING)
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I guess one little run
wouldn't hurt.
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(WHOOPING)
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(GASPS)
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Hey! Quit playing
around, dillweed.
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(SCREAMS)
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00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,375
(PANTING)
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(GASPING FOR BREATH)
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(RUMBLING)
Harold,
what's that loud noise?
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00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:23,542
It's just Kick,
barreling down a mountain,
pursued by an avalanche.
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00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:37,417
Dad! Mom!
Is everyone okay?
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DAD: No one's hurt,
except for Kick.
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Huh? But I'm fine.
262
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Not for long, you're not.
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(GULPS)
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BRIANNA: This is
just like you, Kick!
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00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,709
BRAD: Yeah,
you do this
on every vacation!
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(WHOOPING)
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00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:59,208
DAD: Now, Kick,
I need you to use
your cell phone
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and call for help.
269
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:03,250
Uh, Dad, you locked
our phones in the car.
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(SHEEPISH LAUGH)
Now, now, now, now...
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Let's not play
the blame game.
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No sense arguing over
who confiscated the phones
and locked them in the car.
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00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:15,291
What's important now
is Kick getting us
out of here.
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All right, I'm sorry
I got you stuck.
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00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,667
But I promise
I'm gonna get you out.
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If there's one thing
I'm better at
than being awesome,
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it's fixing my mistakes.
Awesomely.
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(ALL PANICKING)
We're doomed!
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00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,458
Okay, everybody,
calm down.
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00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,709
People in our situation
have been known to go mad,
281
00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:35,083
succumbing to cabin fever.
But not us. We're Buttowskis.
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Just because we're trapped
in a cold, cramped space,
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with no way out
and limited ventilation,
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00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:41,041
only a fraction of
the necessary food...
285
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,333
There's no hope.
This cabin is our icy tomb!
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00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:47,083
(ALL SCREAMING)
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00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:50,583
Okay, can't move the snow,
so I gotta melt it. Fast.
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00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,041
And what melts snow?
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00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:53,667
(BLOWS) Heat.
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(GIGGLING)
291
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,166
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
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00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,125
(GRUNTING)
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Excuse me, ladies.
I need your hot tub
for a family emergency.
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Over there!
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00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,917
Uh-oh.
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00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,375
(KNOCKING)
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00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,959
Dillweed.
Gotta hurry.
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00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,375
What melts ice?
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00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:50,375
And that's how you salt a...
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00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:54,458
KICK: Sorry, everyone!
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Official emergency!
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00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:14,333
(SOBBING)
Goodbye, old friends.
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00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,041
I can't take it!
I can't take it!
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00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,375
I don't believe this...
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00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,458
I'm gonna die
without ever having
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00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,500
a real girlfriend... Huh?
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00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,500
(WHISTLES)
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00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:33,166
Why, hello.
I'm the Brad.
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00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:35,750
Esther?
That's a lovely name. I...
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00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,583
What? Oh, just
wanna be friends, huh?
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00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:43,000
(HUMMING HAPPILY)
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(CHUCKLES) Yes, yes.
I know you love
when I stamp you.
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00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:08,458
Ah, salt. Good for
so much more than slugs.
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00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,041
All right, come on, deer.
Get out of the...
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00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:14,250
(GROWLING)
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00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:18,041
Okay, okay...
Easy does it there.
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00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,500
Everybody's happy...
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00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:24,542
(ALL EXCLAIMING MANIACALLY)
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00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,041
(ENGINE REVVING)
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Greatest snowplow ever!
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00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,417
Hey! Our massage tables!
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00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:42,083
They're not like
regular tables.
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00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,166
Let's get him.
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00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,333
Our delicious treats!
Get him!
325
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,792
Hey! He ruined
both our hot tubs. Get him!
326
00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:02,792
Hey! He ruined
our checkout. Get him!
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00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:03,750
Get him!
He ruined our resort!
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00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:16,625
Now and forever,
you will be
my truest love.
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00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:19,291
Forget me not, mail.
Even if someone else
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00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:21,709
stamps you.
331
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,875
Here you go, Esther.
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00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:26,458
Thought you might
enjoy this lovely
steak dinner that I...
333
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,041
Hey!
Who's this guy?
334
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,750
What's this?
335
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,458
Her number?
How'd you get it so fast?
336
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:37,083
(GRINDS TEETH)
I won't give her up
without a fight.
337
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,208
(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
338
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,834
I am so gonna...
339
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:43,875
Ah, who am I kidding.
340
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,625
You're exactly what
she needs right now.
341
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,250
Just, just
cherish her? Okay?
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00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,041
Please, just cherish her.
343
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,000
(HUMMING HAPPILY)
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00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,166
Cheer up, everyone.
I made cupcakes.
345
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,000
Have some cupcakes,
Bradley.
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00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,959
Mom, those aren't cupcakes.
They're old socks...
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00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:08,166
I said, have some
cupcakes, Bradley!
348
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,875
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
349
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:14,083
Help! Get us
out of here.
Mom's crazy! Help!
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00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,500
WOMAN: Get him!
Don't let him get away!
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00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,834
(ALL SHOUTING)
352
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:30,083
Everyone, stop!
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00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:32,583
The ice is cracking.
We all have to stay
absolutely still...
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00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:39,709
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Hi, there.
355
00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:41,041
(ALL GROWLING)
356
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,333
Okay, so I totally
wrecked your lodge.
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00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,792
But I did it
to save my family.
Look at them!
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00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:48,375
Wouldn't you do anything,
even destroy a ski lodge
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00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:52,041
to save these
beautiful faces?
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00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:54,625
Okay, okay.
Well, since there's
clearly nothing I can do
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00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,333
to make it up to you...
(ALL GROWLING)
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00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,959
I mean, I'm sure
there's something.
363
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,250
More hot chocolate!
364
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:02,750
Hey, dillweed,
we need more bubbles.
365
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:07,709
Kick, this is the best
Buttowski winter trip ever.
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00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:09,542
We got in touch
with nature...
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00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,875
Ah! And the perks
of the lodge.
368
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:14,083
Dillweed, the babes
need more bubblin'.
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00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,792
Isn't that right, babes?
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00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:18,250
(BOTH GIGGLING)
Oh, Brad.
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00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:22,208
It's "Yeah, Brad," ladies.
Yeah, Brad, indeed.
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00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,375
Hey! I told you
we were through!
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00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,208
Live your own life!