1 00:00:05,667 --> 00:00:10,166 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 2 00:00:10,166 --> 00:00:11,542 ♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski 3 00:00:11,542 --> 00:00:12,959 ♪ Kick 4 00:00:15,417 --> 00:00:16,625 ♪ Kick 5 00:00:17,542 --> 00:00:19,333 ♪ Kick Buttowski 6 00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:21,375 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick 7 00:00:21,375 --> 00:00:23,083 ♪ Kick Buttowski 8 00:00:23,083 --> 00:00:26,458 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 9 00:00:30,625 --> 00:00:31,792 ♪ Kick 10 00:00:34,458 --> 00:00:35,667 ♪ Kick 11 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,208 ♪ Kick Buttowski 12 00:00:45,583 --> 00:00:47,083 ♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪ 13 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,583 Hello, my little cuckoo clock. 14 00:01:00,583 --> 00:01:02,959 My most prized Viking antique. 15 00:01:02,959 --> 00:01:05,709 The thing I love with all my heart and would lay down my life for. 16 00:01:05,709 --> 00:01:07,125 (CHIMING) 17 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:11,500 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Bwar! 18 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:14,250 Why, thank you for telling me the time, precious little clock. 19 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:16,917 (GASPS) The time! Kick should be arriving soon. 20 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:23,000 (MAN READING) 21 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:34,208 GUNTHER: Kick! 22 00:01:34,208 --> 00:01:35,834 (GASPS) Gunther's clock! 23 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,125 Are you okay? 24 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:40,375 Oh, thank goodness. 25 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:42,709 Well, you almost made it to the bathroom. 26 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:44,709 Uh, Gunther, I had an accident. 27 00:01:44,709 --> 00:01:46,583 Shh. No, no, no, no, no, no. 28 00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:47,917 This is all my fault! 29 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:50,250 I knew I should have moved the toilet in here. 30 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,792 No! I crashed into your wall. 31 00:01:52,792 --> 00:01:54,000 Oh, well, that's no big deal. 32 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:56,125 (SIGHS) 33 00:01:56,125 --> 00:01:58,583 As long as my prized Viking cuckoo clock is okay! 34 00:01:58,583 --> 00:02:00,291 It's my absolute favorite. 35 00:02:00,291 --> 00:02:02,792 (CHUCKLES) I love it so. 36 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:05,000 If anything ever happened to it, 37 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,667 I just don't know (GRUNTING) 38 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:10,208 what I would do! 39 00:02:22,417 --> 00:02:23,750 Cuckoo! 40 00:02:26,625 --> 00:02:27,792 (DISTORTED) Bwar! 41 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,875 Okay, Kraken's List, you're my only hope. 42 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:34,792 Viking helmet, Viking oars, 43 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:36,583 half-price Viking sneakers. 44 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:38,583 Ah! Viking cuckoo clock! 45 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:39,667 And it's expensive. 46 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:41,667 I gotta find a way to pay for this clock. 47 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:43,709 Hmm, what do I have that's worth a lot of money, 48 00:02:43,709 --> 00:02:45,750 that I don't mind selling? 49 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,375 RAZZ: Today only! The auctioning of Kick Buttowski! 50 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,917 Lot one of one! This here daredevil stunts with agility, 51 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:51,333 virility and authenticity. 52 00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:53,709 He can jump, flip, parkour, walk on his hands, 53 00:02:53,709 --> 00:02:55,250 and dance like nobody's business. 54 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:56,625 He can take a beating, he can take a kicking, 55 00:02:56,625 --> 00:02:58,625 he can take out the trash. 56 00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:01,709 Auction entitles winner to all-inclusive daredevil services for one day. 57 00:03:01,709 --> 00:03:04,583 Sunrise till sunset, this daredevil will do whatever you say! 58 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:06,208 Let the bidding begin! 59 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:07,667 One dollar sign! 60 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:07,667 Two now! Two! 61 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,917 Now do I hear three? Three! No, four! No! Four dollar sign! 62 00:03:09,917 --> 00:03:11,083 Five to the lady in the glasses! 63 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:13,458 I hear six and a half! Seven! Now, seven! 64 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:15,375 Gimme seven! Gimme seven to the lady in the moustache! 65 00:03:15,375 --> 00:03:16,667 Seven and a half! Seven and a half... 66 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:18,208 (GIBBERISH) 67 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:23,375 And sold! To the lady in the moustache! 68 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:26,125 He's yours all day tomorrow! Sunrise to sunset! 69 00:03:26,125 --> 00:03:28,291 Then you gotta pay up, man! 70 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,583 Oh, Kick! I can't wait for tomorrow! 71 00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:32,250 It's gonna be the most awesome day ever. 72 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:34,375 You have to do whatever I say! 73 00:03:34,375 --> 00:03:37,208 See you tomorrow! At sunrise! 74 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:38,750 Yeah. Can't wait. 75 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:42,625 It's just one day with Jackie. 76 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:44,875 You can do this! For Gunther. 77 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:52,667 Let's rock! Let's rock! 78 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:56,709 Uh, you didn't have to take the "sunrise till sunset" thing literally. 79 00:03:56,709 --> 00:03:58,625 Oh, I take everything literally! 80 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:01,583 Especially the part about you doing everything I say! 81 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,458 (YAWNS) 82 00:04:05,458 --> 00:04:08,583 And I want you to start the day with your favorite cereal! 83 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:10,709 Billy Stumps cereal! 84 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,125 A delicious part of a complete Kick Buttowski breakfast! 85 00:04:13,959 --> 00:04:15,834 Well, I do love me some Stumps! 86 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:21,000 DestructoCon '87! 87 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,625 I didn't know there were any copies left! 88 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:24,375 This is the last one! 89 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:27,500 Look, there's Billy Stumps making his first appearance ever! 90 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:30,917 -(SCREAMS) -Awesome! 91 00:04:32,041 --> 00:04:33,417 (CHEETAH SNARLING) 92 00:04:33,417 --> 00:04:34,583 What is this? 93 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:35,792 Homemade Cheetah Chug! 94 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:42,750 Wow! You can really taste the sweat. 95 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:45,417 Come on! I got so much more stuff I wanna do! 96 00:04:45,417 --> 00:04:46,834 Sure! I'm all yours! 97 00:04:46,834 --> 00:04:48,000 (WACKY JACKIE SCREAMS) 98 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,333 (GIGGLES) 99 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,417 KICK: You built this? 100 00:04:54,417 --> 00:04:56,959 -For me? -Of course I did! 101 00:04:56,959 --> 00:04:59,458 Wait! Might want to try this on for size. 102 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,583 Boom McCondor's lucky skate wheel? 103 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:02,750 How did you get this? 104 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:03,792 Um... 105 00:05:03,792 --> 00:05:05,625 (MUFFLED SCREAMS) 106 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:06,792 Found it? 107 00:05:10,041 --> 00:05:11,417 Go, Kick! 108 00:05:14,709 --> 00:05:16,625 (BOTH SCREAM) 109 00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:18,542 Awesome! 110 00:05:18,542 --> 00:05:21,709 My socks got wet and it's really uncomfortable but, whoo! 111 00:05:21,709 --> 00:05:22,667 Awesome! 112 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:25,583 Jackie, I had no idea you'd do stuff like this. 113 00:05:25,583 --> 00:05:27,625 I mean, it's the best day ever. 114 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:30,625 (GASPS) You think so? 115 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:32,959 Then you'll love what I have planned next! 116 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:36,625 KICK: Wow, Jackie, this is amazing! 117 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:38,125 A Cheetah Chug fountain, 118 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:42,250 cardboard cutouts of all my heroes, and of my family. 119 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:43,500 Creepy. 120 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,542 But hey, still very cool! 121 00:05:45,542 --> 00:05:47,250 I'm glad you think so. 122 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:51,709 Because this is gonna be the best wedding ever! 123 00:05:51,709 --> 00:05:53,709 Wedding? 124 00:05:53,709 --> 00:05:57,250 WACKY JACKIE: You and me, Kick. Married! 125 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:59,417 Oh, no, Jackie. I'm not getting married. 126 00:05:59,417 --> 00:06:01,583 You have to do whatever I say, remember? 127 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:05,041 And I say we get married! 128 00:06:05,041 --> 00:06:07,625 We are gonna spend the rest of our lives together! 129 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:10,417 Imagine it! The rest of our lives, 130 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:12,041 the rest of our lives, 131 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:15,125 the rest of our lives, 132 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,166 rest of our lives, 133 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:19,875 rest of our lives, rest of our... 134 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:22,542 Are you done imagining yet? Yes. 135 00:06:22,542 --> 00:06:25,333 Yay! Then let's get this show on the road! 136 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:27,500 I've only got till sunset! 137 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:30,583 Um... Well, I can't get married just yet, Jackie. 138 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:32,083 I forgot my tuxedo! 139 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:33,750 Got it right here! 140 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:36,250 Uh, well, I forgot the wedding rings! 141 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:39,083 I've had them for years! 142 00:06:39,083 --> 00:06:42,834 (GROANS) Well, I forgot my lucky eight-leaf clover! 143 00:06:42,834 --> 00:06:43,917 And I can't get married without that. 144 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:48,750 Here's a nine-leaf one! That's even luckier! 145 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,291 There you are! 146 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:06,625 (SIGHS) Now I just gotta stall till sunset. 147 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,375 I thought you might get cold feet! 148 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:11,583 So I planned ahead! 149 00:07:11,583 --> 00:07:14,166 Run all you want, but there is no escape! 150 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:15,709 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 151 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,250 (PANTING) 152 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:23,667 Can't marry Jackie. 153 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:25,458 Must tell Gunther about clock. 154 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:30,500 (GUNTHER CRYING) 155 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:33,250 Why, Kick? How could you do this to me? 156 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:34,625 It's ruined! 157 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:36,583 (GASPS) He must have found the broken clock. 158 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:38,291 (GUNTHER CRYING) 159 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:44,458 I'm gonna get the money to buy my friend a new clock. 160 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:47,709 Even if it means marrying (GULPS) Wacky Jackie. 161 00:07:50,083 --> 00:07:53,750 (CRIES) My best buddy's wedding. 162 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:56,417 And I'm not his best man! 163 00:07:56,417 --> 00:07:59,041 Our friendship is ruined. 164 00:07:59,834 --> 00:08:01,417 (CRIES) 165 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,625 You can do this. 166 00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:08,166 Go and show your support. He's still your best man. 167 00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:10,667 Even if you're not his. 168 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:13,542 (SIGHS) Be strong, old man. 169 00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:14,583 Be strong. 170 00:08:16,291 --> 00:08:17,458 (PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC) 171 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:22,792 I knew you'd come back. 172 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:24,959 You can't resist all this! 173 00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:26,583 Let's do this thing! 174 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:42,542 (SCREAMS) 175 00:08:42,542 --> 00:08:43,625 (LAUGHS) 176 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:48,333 WACKY JACKIE: (MIMICKING BILLY ON TAPE) Dearly beloved, 177 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:49,417 we are gathered here 178 00:08:49,417 --> 00:08:51,500 to join the awesome Kick Buttowski 179 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:54,417 to his number one fan, Jackie! 180 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:58,417 And as we stand here, before witnesses and friends, 181 00:08:58,417 --> 00:09:00,291 we show them that the importance 182 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:03,250 of this great bond of love that you're not... 183 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,250 Stop the wedding! 184 00:09:06,625 --> 00:09:08,917 Jackie, I have something to tell you. 185 00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:10,291 Yes, my darling Kick? 186 00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:12,417 I'm marrying you for the wrong reason. 187 00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:15,333 (GASPS) For my money? 188 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:17,709 You should be ashamed of yourself. 189 00:09:17,709 --> 00:09:19,333 But I'm totally cool with it! 190 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:20,542 Well, back to the wedding! 191 00:09:20,542 --> 00:09:23,000 No, Jackie. I... 192 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,500 I broke Gunther's favorite Viking antique clock. 193 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,667 And I auctioned myself off to pay for a replacement. 194 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:30,083 I'm sorry, Gunther. 195 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,917 I don't care about the clock, Kick! 196 00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:36,417 I thought you found a new best man! 197 00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:38,458 No way, buddy. There's nobody better. 198 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:40,083 You mean "bester." 199 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:41,542 I sure do. 200 00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:49,542 Well, we're still getting married! 201 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:51,542 You're all mine till sunset, remember? 202 00:09:51,542 --> 00:09:53,458 Kick! Sunset is only a minute away! 203 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,500 Then I better buy myself some time. 204 00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,959 Gunther? Know what I'm thinking? 205 00:09:59,959 --> 00:10:01,333 I'm with you, buddy. 206 00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:09,750 Uh, Kick... 207 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,500 Jackie, you take this man to be your husband? 208 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,667 I do! 209 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,250 Kick, do you take Jackie to be your wife? 210 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,583 I, I, I... 211 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:31,750 I don't. 212 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,417 That was awesome! 213 00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:43,709 Oh, Kick, it's the wedding I've always dreamed of. 214 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:45,333 Minus the actual marrying part. 215 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,166 There's always next time. 216 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:48,917 KICK: I still need to replace Gunther's clock. 217 00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:50,917 Now fork over the cash. 218 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,709 But I spent all the money on the wedding! 219 00:10:53,709 --> 00:10:56,375 Well, I guess I'll have to sell off the wedding gifts. 220 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:58,625 The clock? But how? 221 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:01,041 (READING) 222 00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:02,792 Gunther, you have more than one of these? 223 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,333 Of course, they're like potato chips. 224 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,417 You can't just have one. 225 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:09,667 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 226 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,583 (PLAYING SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT) 227 00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:22,291 CROWD: Face Plant! 228 00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:23,208 Hey, Pummel Pals, 229 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:26,500 I'm Brick Bristol, host of America's number-one game show, 230 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:27,542 Face Plant! 231 00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:30,709 All you have to do is survive my impossible obstacle course. 232 00:11:30,709 --> 00:11:32,250 Just conquer the Conveyor Slayer. 233 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,333 (GRUNTS) 234 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,375 Resist the Re-mixer. 235 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,333 (SCREAMS) 236 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:40,667 Breeze by the Ball and Chain. 237 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,375 Hide from the Hammerheads. 238 00:11:44,542 --> 00:11:46,000 (SCREAMS) 239 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,709 Sidestep the Seesaw. 240 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,500 (SCREAMS) 241 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,834 And finally, bypass the Loose Screws and hit the big red button 242 00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:56,250 to win $50,000. 243 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,583 Think you have what it takes? Or will you... 244 00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,834 (GRUNTS) 245 00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:02,208 CROWD: Face Plant! 246 00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:03,625 -Whoohoo. -Yeah! Gunther, 247 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,125 I could totally win on that show! 248 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,291 But nobody wins on Face Plant. 249 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,500 It's impossible! 250 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,959 I'm Kick Buttowski. Of course I'd win. 251 00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:12,959 But I wish there wasn't that age restriction. 252 00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:14,166 MAN ON TV: And remember. 253 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,375 We got rid of that age restriction! 254 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:20,333 I wish I had a year's supply of donut bacon burgers! 255 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,917 -Gunther, that's not a magic TV. -Aw. 256 00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:25,291 I think you know what we have to do now. 257 00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:28,291 Let's see if our next load of contestants have what it takes 258 00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:31,125 or if they're destined to face plant! 259 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:35,875 A sweet for my sweet. 260 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:39,083 Oh, Ronaldo, you're so romantic. 261 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:41,250 Buttowski! What are you doing? 262 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,291 I'm gonna be the first person to win Face Plant! 263 00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:44,500 Face Plant! Ha! 264 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,875 Don't you know that show is impossible to beat? 265 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,917 Unless, of course you have science on your side. 266 00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,750 You stick to science and I'll stick to awesome. 267 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,375 Now where were we? 268 00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,375 Instead of a chewy nougat center, 269 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,333 these chocolates have atom models. 270 00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,250 Tasty and educational. 271 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,709 Ronaldo, sometimes you're too much into science. 272 00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:04,291 Can't you be more... 273 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,250 Awesome? 274 00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:08,625 CROWD: Face Plant! 275 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,500 Welcome back, everyone! 276 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:14,041 And now, Face Plant's youngest contestant ever, Kick Buttowski! 277 00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,542 Could he be the very first contestant 278 00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:18,375 to ever finish my very impossible course? 279 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:19,959 Probably not! 280 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:21,834 And he's off. 281 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,792 Look at that little guy go! 282 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:28,333 He's leaving no stone unturned on our Conveyor Slayer. 283 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,875 Not bad for a kid who brought his own helmet. 284 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,583 Looks like he might actually clear the Hammerheads. 285 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,834 (CHUCKLES) No! He got nailed! 286 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:47,333 Okay, Kick. You can either choose to come back and try again 287 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,542 or quit and take the booby prize. 288 00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,375 So which is it, back or booby? 289 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,542 (CHANTING) Back! Back! Back! 290 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,208 Listen, you little twerp! 291 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,208 Nobody ever wins on Face Plant. 292 00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:59,417 So just take your booby prize and quit! 293 00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:02,709 "Quit" isn't in my vocabulary. I'm coming back! 294 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,000 (CHEERING) 295 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,667 Looks like Buttowski's coming back 296 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,291 to try and push that button. 297 00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:09,375 CROWD: Face Plant! 298 00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,417 BRISTOL: So far so good on the killer drillers! 299 00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:20,417 Oh! Call Kick a cavity 'cause he just got drilled! 300 00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:21,917 I'm coming back! 301 00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:24,375 CROWD: Face Plant! 302 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,667 BRISTOL: Kick is having some trouble on this rocky road. 303 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:33,083 That's how I roll. 304 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,291 I'm coming back! 305 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,333 CROWD: Face Plant! 306 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,208 BRISTOL: Kick's on the Hammerheads. 307 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:40,750 Can he make it through? No! He really hit that nail on the head. 308 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,458 I'm coming back. 309 00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:45,667 CROWD: Face Plant! 310 00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:56,375 BRISTOL: (LAUGHS) I saw that one coming. 311 00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,041 -Coming back! -CROWD: Face Plant! 312 00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:01,375 BRISTOL: Oh, he's sung this tune before. 313 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,667 And here comes the remix. 314 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,458 -I'm coming back. -CROWD: Face Plant! 315 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,250 You sure you want to go back on that show? I have to! 316 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,709 So you want to be humiliated for the 27th time? 317 00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:16,333 I'm not being humiliated, Gunther. 318 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,625 Wow, it's Kick Buttowski! 319 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,083 Can I have your autograph? 320 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:22,792 See? Now who shall I make this out to? 321 00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:27,166 "To, Kenny. From the world's most awesome loser!" 322 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,417 Thanks! 323 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:31,125 I told you, Kick! Face Plant is impossible. 324 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:34,125 But Ronaldo said I... Ronaldo! 325 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:36,333 Gunther, I need to go see The Dark One. 326 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,291 And viola! 327 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,250 I've been expecting you. 328 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,458 You said I could win on Face Plant! 329 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:46,667 Uh-uh-uh. I said it could be won 330 00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,542 if you had science on your side. 331 00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:51,375 You're chaos, Buttowski. You have no control. 332 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,417 I've got control! 333 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:54,333 Oh, really? 334 00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:58,125 (LAUGHING) 335 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,542 I knew it was a mistake to come here. 336 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,875 Wait! I can give you control. 337 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,542 I'm listening. 338 00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,208 You see, I've got a little problem of my own. 339 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:09,375 Kendall seems to think I'm too "predictable." 340 00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:10,750 She wants me to be more awesome. 341 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,333 What does she even mean by awesome? 342 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,125 Sounds like you could use a little chaos. 343 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,375 Tell you what, Buttowski. 344 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,208 You scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours. Gross. 345 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,458 (SIGHS) What I mean, Buttowski, 346 00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,792 is you help me be more awesome to Kendall, 347 00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:25,291 and I'll give you the science to beat Face Plant. 348 00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:28,875 To reclaim what's left of your pathetic, tattered reputation. 349 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,750 Deal. 350 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,208 Okay, Buttowski. 351 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,208 I want you to avoid the tennis balls using all your senses. 352 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:38,500 Easy peasy. 353 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,208 While wearing this blindfold. 354 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,333 How am I supposed to see what's coming wearing a blindfold! 355 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,750 It's impossible! 356 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:46,083 It's the thing you don't see coming that gets you. 357 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,208 For example. 358 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:51,333 Hey, that's not fair! I wasn't even looking! 359 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:54,041 That's exactly why you've got to use your other senses. 360 00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,208 Give me the blindfold. 361 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,250 This better work. 362 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,166 -I can't see anything. -That's the point. 363 00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,000 Seeing the danger is one thing 364 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,250 but only if you hear, feel, smell the danger coming, 365 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,458 will you taste victory. 366 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,166 Ha! Told you, Buttowski. 367 00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:11,959 You gotta use all your senses. 368 00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,667 Hey, I wasn't ready... 369 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,458 Two words. Face. Plant. 370 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,542 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 371 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,250 I admit, I'm getting a little satisfaction out of this. 372 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,375 I can do this with my own two eyes. 373 00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:30,458 I don't need your help. 374 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,166 It's impossible without my help. 375 00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,750 You'll see, Buttowski. 376 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:38,208 I mean, uh, you'll, uh, feel and hear and use your other senses. 377 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:39,875 CROWD: Face Plant! 378 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,291 Hi, again everyone. It's me, Brick Bristol. 379 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:45,375 And everyone's favorite loser is back! 380 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:48,125 That's right, folks. It's our last episode of the season, 381 00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:51,375 and Kick Buttowski has more lumps than two-year-old milk. 382 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:55,250 But maybe this time he'll survive my course and win. 383 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,291 Or not! 384 00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,583 He's through the Hammerheads. 385 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,166 This kid's not screwing around. 386 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,583 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 387 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,417 No shortcuts through the Seesaw. 388 00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:16,250 This may be the farthest anyone's been. 389 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:17,583 He's beating my course. 390 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,166 No, no, no, Brick, relax. 391 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,542 He's just done this part before. 392 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:27,125 BRISTOL: And he's through the Beam Me Up and down the Tube of Terror? 393 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:30,333 What do you know? He made it to the final stage. 394 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,458 One last obstacle and he'll win. 395 00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,625 Piece of cake. 396 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,000 Not if I can help it. 397 00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:40,792 Slightly larger piece of cake. 398 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,250 But cake none the less. 399 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,250 And now to really seal the deal. 400 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,417 I can't see! This is impossible! 401 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:51,083 Ain't that a shame. 402 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:53,208 Maybe now he'll come to his senses and quit. 403 00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:55,250 Senses. What did Ronaldo say? 404 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,125 Use all your senses, not just your eyes. 405 00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,834 (WHOOSHING SOUND) 406 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:02,333 Sounds like hammers! 407 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,000 Smells like (SNIFFS) 408 00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:07,041 saws! 409 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,834 Must use all senses. 410 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,041 (YELLS) 411 00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:41,583 Have a nice trip. See you next fail! 412 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:44,959 No! I mean, it looks like he's gonna make it to the button. 413 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:49,166 Oh, no you don't! 414 00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,375 Gimme that button! I won fair and square! 415 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:54,083 Don't you get it? This is my show and my button. 416 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,750 No one wins Face Plant! People wanna see pain! 417 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,166 Failure! Humiliation! 418 00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:00,208 So give these losers what they want. 419 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,750 I mean, no, I'm doing it for you guys. (BOOING) 420 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,083 Oh, I'll give them what they want. 421 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,625 -Gimme that button! -Never! 422 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,625 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 423 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,041 (EXCLAIMS) 424 00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:17,959 (SCREAMS) 425 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,834 Should've used all your senses. 426 00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,667 CROWD: Face Plant! 427 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,625 I beat Face Plant thanks to you, Ronaldo. 428 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,166 Now, to return the favor, 429 00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:32,125 I'll show you how to be more exciting. 430 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,750 Now, do not use your senses. 431 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,917 It's what you don't see coming that makes it awesome. 432 00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:37,500 On your mark, get set... 433 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,750 Hey, wait, I don't think I want... (SCREAMS) 434 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,917 Don't forget to hook that... Ooh! 435 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,458 ...sign. 436 00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,750 (WHISTLES) 437 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:53,291 A-E-I-O-U and sometimes pi! 438 00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:55,041 (RONALDO SCREAMING) 439 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,542 I'm sorry, Kendall. 440 00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:00,083 I wish I could have been more awesome. 441 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:03,166 More awesome! What could possibly have been more awesome? 442 00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:04,583 You rode an ironing board off a cliff, 443 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,333 you bounced over every rooftop in town, 444 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,750 and now we get to ride in an ambulance! 445 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,041 It's enough awesome to last a lifetime! 446 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,166 Ah! 447 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,000 (SIREN WAILING) 448 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,333 Well, that makes us just about even. 449 00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:21,375 And now your prize for beating Face Plant! 450 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,792 A check for $50,000! 451 00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:25,208 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 452 00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:28,750 Kick Buttowski? I'm collecting for Ronaldo's hospital bill. 453 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,333 -This should cover it. -Biscuits.