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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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Hello, my little
cuckoo clock.
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My most prized
Viking antique.
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The thing I love with
all my heart and would
lay down my life for.
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(CHIMING)
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Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Bwar!
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Why, thank you
for telling me the time,
precious little clock.
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(GASPS) The time!
Kick should be
arriving soon.
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(MAN READING)
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GUNTHER: Kick!
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(GASPS) Gunther's clock!
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Are you okay?
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Well, you almost
made it to the bathroom.
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Uh, Gunther,
I had an accident.
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Shh. No, no,
no, no, no, no.
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This is all
my fault!
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I knew I should have
moved the toilet in here.
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No! I crashed
into your wall.
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Oh, well,
that's no big deal.
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(SIGHS)
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As long as
my prized Viking
cuckoo clock is okay!
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It's my absolute
favorite.
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(CHUCKLES)
I love it so.
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If anything ever
happened to it,
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I just don't know (GRUNTING)
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what I would do!
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Cuckoo!
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(DISTORTED) Bwar!
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Okay, Kraken's List,
you're my only hope.
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Viking helmet,
Viking oars,
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half-price Viking sneakers.
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Ah! Viking cuckoo clock!
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And it's expensive.
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I gotta find a way
to pay for this clock.
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Hmm, what do I have
that's worth a lot of money,
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that I don't
mind selling?
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RAZZ: Today only!
The auctioning
of Kick Buttowski!
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Lot one of one!
This here daredevil
stunts with agility,
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virility and authenticity.
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He can jump,
flip, parkour,
walk on his hands,
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and dance like
nobody's business.
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He can take a beating,
he can take a kicking,
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he can take
out the trash.
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Auction entitles winner
to all-inclusive daredevil
services for one day.
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Sunrise till sunset,
this daredevil will
do whatever you say!
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Let the bidding begin!
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One dollar sign!
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Two now! Two!
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Now do I hear three?
Three! No, four! No!
Four dollar sign!
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Five to the lady
in the glasses!
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I hear six and a half!
Seven! Now, seven!
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Gimme seven!
Gimme seven to the
lady in the moustache!
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Seven and a half!
Seven and a half...
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(GIBBERISH)
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And sold! To the lady
in the moustache!
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He's yours all day tomorrow!
Sunrise to sunset!
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Then you gotta
pay up, man!
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Oh, Kick! I can't
wait for tomorrow!
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It's gonna be the most
awesome day ever.
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You have to do
whatever I say!
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See you tomorrow!
At sunrise!
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Yeah. Can't wait.
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It's just one day
with Jackie.
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You can do this!
For Gunther.
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Let's rock! Let's rock!
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Uh, you didn't have
to take the "sunrise till
sunset" thing literally.
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Oh, I take
everything
literally!
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Especially the part
about you doing
everything I say!
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(YAWNS)
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And I want you
to start the day with
your favorite cereal!
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Billy Stumps cereal!
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A delicious part
of a complete Kick
Buttowski breakfast!
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Well, I do love me
some Stumps!
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DestructoCon '87!
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I didn't know there
were any copies left!
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This is the last one!
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Look, there's Billy
Stumps making his
first appearance ever!
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-(SCREAMS)
-Awesome!
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(CHEETAH SNARLING)
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What is this?
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Homemade Cheetah Chug!
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Wow! You can really
taste the sweat.
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Come on! I got
so much more stuff
I wanna do!
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Sure! I'm all yours!
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(WACKY JACKIE SCREAMS)
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(GIGGLES)
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KICK: You built this?
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-For me?
-Of course I did!
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Wait! Might want
to try this on for size.
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Boom McCondor's
lucky skate wheel?
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How did you get this?
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Um...
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(MUFFLED SCREAMS)
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Found it?
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Go, Kick!
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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Awesome!
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My socks got wet and
it's really uncomfortable
but, whoo!
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Awesome!
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Jackie, I had
no idea you'd do
stuff like this.
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I mean,
it's the best day ever.
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(GASPS) You think so?
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Then you'll love
what I have planned next!
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KICK: Wow, Jackie,
this is amazing!
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A Cheetah Chug fountain,
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cardboard cutouts
of all my heroes,
and of my family.
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Creepy.
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But hey,
still very cool!
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I'm glad you think so.
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Because this
is gonna be the
best wedding ever!
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Wedding?
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WACKY JACKIE:
You and me, Kick. Married!
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Oh, no, Jackie.
I'm not getting married.
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You have to do
whatever I say, remember?
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And I say we get married!
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We are gonna
spend the rest of
our lives together!
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Imagine it!
The rest of our lives,
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the rest of our lives,
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the rest of our lives,
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rest of our lives,
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rest of our lives,
rest of our...
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Are you done
imagining yet?
Yes.
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Yay! Then let's get
this show on the road!
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I've only got
till sunset!
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Um... Well,
I can't get married
just yet, Jackie.
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I forgot my tuxedo!
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Got it right here!
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Uh, well, I forgot
the wedding rings!
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I've had them for years!
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(GROANS) Well,
I forgot my lucky
eight-leaf clover!
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And I can't get married
without that.
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Here's a nine-leaf one!
That's even luckier!
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There you are!
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(SIGHS) Now I just
gotta stall till sunset.
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I thought you
might get cold feet!
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So I planned ahead!
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Run all you want,
but there is no escape!
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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(PANTING)
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Can't marry Jackie.
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Must tell Gunther
about clock.
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(GUNTHER CRYING)
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Why, Kick?
How could you
do this to me?
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It's ruined!
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(GASPS) He must have
found the broken clock.
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(GUNTHER CRYING)
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I'm gonna get
the money to buy
my friend a new clock.
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Even if it means
marrying (GULPS)
Wacky Jackie.
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(CRIES) My best
buddy's wedding.
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And I'm not his best man!
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Our friendship is ruined.
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(CRIES)
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You can do this.
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Go and show your support.
He's still your best man.
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Even if you're not his.
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(SIGHS) Be strong, old man.
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Be strong.
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(PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC)
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I knew you'd
come back.
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You can't resist
all this!
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Let's do this thing!
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(SCREAMS)
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(LAUGHS)
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WACKY JACKIE:
(MIMICKING BILLY ON TAPE)
Dearly beloved,
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we are gathered here
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to join the awesome
Kick Buttowski
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to his number
one fan, Jackie!
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And as we stand here,
before witnesses and friends,
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we show them
that the importance
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of this great bond
of love that you're not...
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Stop the wedding!
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Jackie, I have
something to tell you.
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Yes, my darling Kick?
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I'm marrying you
for the wrong reason.
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(GASPS) For my money?
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You should be
ashamed of yourself.
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But I'm totally
cool with it!
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Well, back to
the wedding!
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No, Jackie. I...
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I broke Gunther's favorite
Viking antique clock.
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And I auctioned myself off
to pay for a replacement.
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I'm sorry, Gunther.
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I don't care about
the clock, Kick!
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I thought you found
a new best man!
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No way, buddy.
There's nobody better.
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You mean "bester."
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I sure do.
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Well, we're still
getting married!
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You're all mine till
sunset, remember?
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Kick! Sunset is only
a minute away!
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Then I better buy
myself some time.
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Gunther?
Know what I'm thinking?
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I'm with you, buddy.
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Uh, Kick...
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Jackie, you take this man
to be your husband?
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I do!
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Kick, do you take Jackie
to be your wife?
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I, I, I...
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I don't.
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That was awesome!
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Oh, Kick, it's the wedding
I've always dreamed of.
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Minus the actual
marrying part.
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There's always
next time.
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KICK: I still need to
replace Gunther's clock.
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Now fork over the cash.
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But I spent
all the money
on the wedding!
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Well, I guess
I'll have to sell off
the wedding gifts.
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The clock? But how?
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(READING)
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Gunther, you have
more than one of these?
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Of course, they're
like potato chips.
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You can't just have one.
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Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
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(PLAYING SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT)
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CROWD: Face Plant!
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Hey, Pummel Pals,
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I'm Brick Bristol,
host of America's
number-one game show,
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Face Plant!
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All you have to do
is survive my impossible
obstacle course.
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Just conquer
the Conveyor Slayer.
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(GRUNTS)
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Resist the Re-mixer.
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(SCREAMS)
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Breeze by the Ball and Chain.
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Hide from the Hammerheads.
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(SCREAMS)
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Sidestep the Seesaw.
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(SCREAMS)
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And finally, bypass
the Loose Screws and
hit the big red button
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to win $50,000.
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Think you have
what it takes?
Or will you...
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(GRUNTS)
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CROWD: Face Plant!
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-Whoohoo.
-Yeah! Gunther,
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I could totally
win on that show!
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But nobody wins
on Face Plant.
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It's impossible!
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I'm Kick Buttowski.
Of course I'd win.
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But I wish
there wasn't that
age restriction.
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MAN ON TV:
And remember.
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We got rid of that
age restriction!
254
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I wish I had
a year's supply of
donut bacon burgers!
255
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,917
-Gunther, that's
not a magic TV.
-Aw.
256
00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:25,291
I think you know what
we have to do now.
257
00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:28,291
Let's see if our next
load of contestants
have what it takes
258
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:31,125
or if they're destined
to face plant!
259
00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:35,875
A sweet for my sweet.
260
00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:39,083
Oh, Ronaldo,
you're so romantic.
261
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:41,250
Buttowski!
What are you doing?
262
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,291
I'm gonna be
the first person
to win Face Plant!
263
00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:44,500
Face Plant! Ha!
264
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,875
Don't you know
that show is
impossible to beat?
265
00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,917
Unless, of course
you have science
on your side.
266
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,750
You stick to science
and I'll stick to awesome.
267
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,375
Now where were we?
268
00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,375
Instead of a chewy
nougat center,
269
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,333
these chocolates
have atom models.
270
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,250
Tasty and educational.
271
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,709
Ronaldo, sometimes you're
too much into science.
272
00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:04,291
Can't you be more...
273
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,250
Awesome?
274
00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:08,625
CROWD: Face Plant!
275
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,500
Welcome back, everyone!
276
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:14,041
And now, Face Plant's
youngest contestant ever,
Kick Buttowski!
277
00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,542
Could he be the
very first contestant
278
00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:18,375
to ever finish my very
impossible course?
279
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:19,959
Probably not!
280
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:21,834
And he's off.
281
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,792
Look at that little guy go!
282
00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:28,333
He's leaving
no stone unturned on
our Conveyor Slayer.
283
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,875
Not bad for a kid
who brought
his own helmet.
284
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,583
Looks like he might
actually clear the
Hammerheads.
285
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,834
(CHUCKLES) No!
He got nailed!
286
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:47,333
Okay, Kick. You can
either choose to come
back and try again
287
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,542
or quit and take
the booby prize.
288
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,375
So which is it,
back or booby?
289
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,542
(CHANTING)
Back! Back! Back!
290
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,208
Listen, you
little twerp!
291
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,208
Nobody ever wins
on Face Plant.
292
00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:59,417
So just take your
booby prize and quit!
293
00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:02,709
"Quit" isn't in my vocabulary.
I'm coming back!
294
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,000
(CHEERING)
295
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,667
Looks like Buttowski's
coming back
296
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,291
to try and push
that button.
297
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:09,375
CROWD: Face Plant!
298
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,417
BRISTOL: So far so good
on the killer drillers!
299
00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:20,417
Oh! Call Kick a cavity
'cause he just got drilled!
300
00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:21,917
I'm coming back!
301
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:24,375
CROWD: Face Plant!
302
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,667
BRISTOL: Kick is
having some trouble
on this rocky road.
303
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:33,083
That's how I roll.
304
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,291
I'm coming back!
305
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,333
CROWD: Face Plant!
306
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,208
BRISTOL: Kick's
on the Hammerheads.
307
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:40,750
Can he make it through?
No! He really hit that nail
on the head.
308
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,458
I'm coming back.
309
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:45,667
CROWD: Face Plant!
310
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:56,375
BRISTOL: (LAUGHS)
I saw that one coming.
311
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,041
-Coming back!
-CROWD: Face Plant!
312
00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:01,375
BRISTOL: Oh, he's sung
this tune before.
313
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,667
And here comes the remix.
314
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,458
-I'm coming back.
-CROWD: Face Plant!
315
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,250
You sure you want to go
back on that show?
I have to!
316
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,709
So you want to be humiliated
for the 27th time?
317
00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:16,333
I'm not being
humiliated, Gunther.
318
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,625
Wow,
it's Kick Buttowski!
319
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,083
Can I have
your autograph?
320
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:22,792
See? Now who shall
I make this out to?
321
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:27,166
"To, Kenny.
From the world's
most awesome loser!"
322
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,417
Thanks!
323
00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:31,125
I told you, Kick!
Face Plant is impossible.
324
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:34,125
But Ronaldo said I...
Ronaldo!
325
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:36,333
Gunther, I need to go
see The Dark One.
326
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,291
And viola!
327
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,250
I've been expecting you.
328
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,458
You said I could win
on Face Plant!
329
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:46,667
Uh-uh-uh.
I said it could be won
330
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,542
if you had science
on your side.
331
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:51,375
You're chaos, Buttowski.
You have no control.
332
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,417
I've got control!
333
00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:54,333
Oh, really?
334
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:58,125
(LAUGHING)
335
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,542
I knew it was a mistake
to come here.
336
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,875
Wait! I can
give you control.
337
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,542
I'm listening.
338
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,208
You see, I've got
a little problem
of my own.
339
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:09,375
Kendall seems to think
I'm too "predictable."
340
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:10,750
She wants me to be
more awesome.
341
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,333
What does she even
mean by awesome?
342
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,125
Sounds like you could
use a little chaos.
343
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,375
Tell you what, Buttowski.
344
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,208
You scratch my back,
and I'll scratch yours.
Gross.
345
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,458
(SIGHS) What I mean,
Buttowski,
346
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,792
is you help me be more
awesome to Kendall,
347
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:25,291
and I'll give you
the science to beat
Face Plant.
348
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:28,875
To reclaim what's left
of your pathetic,
tattered reputation.
349
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,750
Deal.
350
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,208
Okay, Buttowski.
351
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,208
I want you to avoid
the tennis balls using
all your senses.
352
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:38,500
Easy peasy.
353
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,208
While wearing
this blindfold.
354
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,333
How am I supposed
to see what's coming
wearing a blindfold!
355
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,750
It's impossible!
356
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:46,083
It's the thing
you don't see coming
that gets you.
357
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,208
For example.
358
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:51,333
Hey, that's not fair!
I wasn't even looking!
359
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:54,041
That's exactly why
you've got to use
your other senses.
360
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,208
Give me the blindfold.
361
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,250
This better work.
362
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,166
-I can't see anything.
-That's the point.
363
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,000
Seeing the danger
is one thing
364
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,250
but only if you hear,
feel, smell the
danger coming,
365
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,458
will you taste victory.
366
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,166
Ha! Told you, Buttowski.
367
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:11,959
You gotta use
all your senses.
368
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,667
Hey, I wasn't ready...
369
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,458
Two words. Face. Plant.
370
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,542
You're enjoying this,
aren't you?
371
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,250
I admit,
I'm getting a little
satisfaction out of this.
372
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,375
I can do this with
my own two eyes.
373
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:30,458
I don't need your help.
374
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,166
It's impossible
without my help.
375
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,750
You'll see, Buttowski.
376
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:38,208
I mean, uh, you'll, uh,
feel and hear and
use your other senses.
377
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:39,875
CROWD: Face Plant!
378
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,291
Hi, again everyone.
It's me, Brick Bristol.
379
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:45,375
And everyone's
favorite loser is back!
380
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:48,125
That's right, folks.
It's our last episode
of the season,
381
00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:51,375
and Kick Buttowski
has more lumps
than two-year-old milk.
382
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:55,250
But maybe this time
he'll survive my
course and win.
383
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,291
Or not!
384
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,583
He's through
the Hammerheads.
385
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,166
This kid's not
screwing around.
386
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,583
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
387
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,417
No shortcuts
through the Seesaw.
388
00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:16,250
This may be the farthest
anyone's been.
389
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:17,583
He's beating my course.
390
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,166
No, no, no, Brick, relax.
391
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,542
He's just done
this part before.
392
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:27,125
BRISTOL: And he's through
the Beam Me Up and
down the Tube of Terror?
393
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:30,333
What do you know?
He made it to the final stage.
394
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,458
One last obstacle
and he'll win.
395
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,625
Piece of cake.
396
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,000
Not if I can help it.
397
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:40,792
Slightly larger
piece of cake.
398
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,250
But cake none the less.
399
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,250
And now to really
seal the deal.
400
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,417
I can't see!
This is impossible!
401
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:51,083
Ain't that a shame.
402
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:53,208
Maybe now
he'll come to his
senses and quit.
403
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:55,250
Senses.
What did Ronaldo say?
404
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,125
Use all your senses,
not just your eyes.
405
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,834
(WHOOSHING SOUND)
406
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:02,333
Sounds like hammers!
407
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,000
Smells like (SNIFFS)
408
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:07,041
saws!
409
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,834
Must use all senses.
410
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,041
(YELLS)
411
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:41,583
Have a nice trip.
See you next fail!
412
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:44,959
No! I mean,
it looks like he's gonna
make it to the button.
413
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:49,166
Oh, no you don't!
414
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,375
Gimme that button!
I won fair and square!
415
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:54,083
Don't you get it?
This is my show
and my button.
416
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,750
No one wins Face Plant!
People wanna see pain!
417
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,166
Failure! Humiliation!
418
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:00,208
So give these losers
what they want.
419
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,750
I mean, no, I'm doing
it for you guys.
(BOOING)
420
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,083
Oh, I'll give them
what they want.
421
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,625
-Gimme that button!
-Never!
422
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,625
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
423
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,041
(EXCLAIMS)
424
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:17,959
(SCREAMS)
425
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,834
Should've used
all your senses.
426
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,667
CROWD: Face Plant!
427
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,625
I beat Face Plant
thanks to you, Ronaldo.
428
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,166
Now, to return the favor,
429
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:32,125
I'll show you how
to be more exciting.
430
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,750
Now, do not
use your senses.
431
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,917
It's what you don't
see coming that
makes it awesome.
432
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:37,500
On your mark,
get set...
433
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,750
Hey, wait, I don't think
I want... (SCREAMS)
434
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,917
Don't forget to
hook that... Ooh!
435
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,458
...sign.
436
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,750
(WHISTLES)
437
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:53,291
A-E-I-O-U and sometimes pi!
438
00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:55,041
(RONALDO SCREAMING)
439
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,542
I'm sorry, Kendall.
440
00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:00,083
I wish I could have
been more awesome.
441
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:03,166
More awesome!
What could possibly
have been more awesome?
442
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:04,583
You rode an ironing
board off a cliff,
443
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,333
you bounced over every
rooftop in town,
444
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,750
and now we get to ride
in an ambulance!
445
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,041
It's enough awesome
to last a lifetime!
446
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,166
Ah!
447
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,000
(SIREN WAILING)
448
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,333
Well, that makes us
just about even.
449
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:21,375
And now your prize for
beating Face Plant!
450
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,792
A check for $50,000!
451
00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:25,208
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
452
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:28,750
Kick Buttowski?
I'm collecting for
Ronaldo's hospital bill.
453
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,333
-This should cover it.
-Biscuits.