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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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Behold. Bonesaw.
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(SQUEAKING)
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(PANTING)
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Gunther, time check.
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Exactly 17 hours and...
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Some minutes
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till the annual
Skidzeez BMX Rodeo.
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Just enough time
to get some practice in.
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But, Kick, isn't this
warm-up stunt
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bigger than anything
at the rodeo?
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If I'm going for
a three-point shot,
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I practice from half-court.
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Oh, yeah!
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Like when you
eat a big lunch
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before
Thanksgiving dinner.
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(CACKLING)
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You think that
hunk of junk
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is any match for my
new set of wheels?
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Gordon Gibble.
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West Mellowbrook,
represent!
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Oh, what's this?
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The Golden Lasso trophy!
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Yeah, from the looks of it,
I'll be keeping it this year
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when I win the
BMX Rodeo again!
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(CACKLES)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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And how do you plan
on doing that?
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Same way I did last year.
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(SPECTATORS CHEERING)
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ANNOUNCER:
Gordon Gibble wins!
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GUNTHER:
You mean by cheating?
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Duh! I mean just
with the best bike
money can buy.
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Which I have a lot of.
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It's not the bike.
It's the rider.
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(ALL THREE LAUGHING)
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Yeah, right.
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West Mellowbrook, out.
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Yeah, out!
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Yeah! Up!
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See you at
the finish line.
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Let's do this.
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Wow. It really
is the rider.
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Shut it!
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(SCREAMS)
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Kick!
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(CRASHING)
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Kick, are you all right?
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Gunther, call
an ambulance.
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(GASPS) Are you
hurt that bad?
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(GUNTHER SCREAMS)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Yeah, can I...
(GASPS)
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Bonesaw? What?
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She was so young!
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She just got
her first rust
spot last week.
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(CRYING) Why? Why?
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Kick?
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Can you fix her?
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(MACHINERY WHIRRING)
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(TICKING LOUDLY)
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-No!
-(THUNDER CLAPPING)
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
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The bike's gonna
be okay.
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We just don't think
she'll be ready
by race time.
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You gotta fix her.
I can't do the Rodeo
without Bonesaw.
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I can't live
without Bonesaw!
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Kick, the rodeo
starts in an hour.
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We have to get
another bike.
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Another bike?
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Doing the rodeo
without Bonesaw
would be like
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you doing it without
funnel cakes!
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(SHRIEKS)
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Without Bonesaw,
I just can't compete.
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Are you going
to let that cheater
Gordon win again?
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You said it
yourself, Kick.
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It's not the bike,
it's the rider!
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I'll do it.
Yeah!
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Because Bonesaw
would want me to.
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There's just one
problem with that.
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With the rodeo going on,
we are sold out of BMX bikes.
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What are we
gonna do?
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(RATTLING)
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What's in
the back room?
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Nothing!
We can't tell you!
It's an absolute secret.
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Behind that door is
the most baddest, untamable
bike that ever existed!
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-Way to keep a secret,Razz.
-Thanks!
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(HORSE PANTING)
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(WHINNYING)
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Where did it come from?
BMX-ico?
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Nobody knows.
It just showed up one day.
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Maybe it came
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from the wild!
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from outer space!
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Yeah, okay, probably
not outer space.
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What we do know
is that everyone who
takes on that bike
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goes down hard.
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And they never
ride again.
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Never, dude.
Never.
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I don't have a choice.
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(GASPS)
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RAZZ:
Welcome to the
Skidzeez BMX Rodeo!
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Today's event
is sponsored by
Skidzeez Ride Shop.
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Ride hard.
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(ANIMAL CRYING)
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(HORSE WHINNYING)
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(YELPS)
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Buttowski? Thought you were
out of the race due to
technical difficulties?
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How did you
know about that?
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No matter. I see
you're racing with
the Mustang Menace.
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I would have won
but now I'm gonna
win by a landslide.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Good luck on the Menace.
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Are we still going
to cheat, Boss?
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Of course, we are.
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Once again, welcome
to the Skidzeez BMX rodeo!
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I'm Razz and he's Hush.
Say hello, Hush.
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Uh, hello.
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Today we have
a shocking, crazy,
out-of-this-world challenge.
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Mellowbrook's own
Kick Buttowski
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will ride the
Mustang Menace!
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(SPECTATORS GASPING)
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Having some trouble
there, Buttowski?
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(LAUGHS) I would have
beaten you on your
old bucket of bolts
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but there's no way
you'll win on that.
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It's not the bike,
it's the rider.
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(SCOFFS) Whatevs.
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Don't worry, Kick,
you can do this.
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You just have
to remain determined,
focused and...
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(SNIFFS) Funnel cake!
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One, please.
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(GROANS)
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It'll come back.
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Nothing ever does.
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RAZZ:
Riders, on your ready!
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Riders, on your marks!
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-(AIR HORN SOUNDING)
-Go!
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First up on the course,
the BMX Bucking Chute.
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Right out of the gate,
Buttowski is dead last!
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Like my good friend
Hush always says,
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"A solid ride
is your truest friend."
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But Buttowski's
got no friends on
the course today.
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If things stay like this,
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there's no way
he'll make it out
of here alive.
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Whoa, that Mustang
Menace is stretching
Buttowski to his limit.
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You could cut that
tension with a knife
if that were possible,
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but it's not!
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Next up is the Rodeo
Clown Half-Pipe!
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Ooh, a barrel of pain
for rider number 12
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and a barrel of
laughs for me.
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And the Mustang Menace
is pulling Buttowski
through every barrel.
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Seems like there
should be an extra
point for that,
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but there's not.
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This track is taking
these riders down!
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Gibble's in the
lead by default
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and Buttowski's
hanging in there,
not by default.
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Unbelievable!
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It looks like Buttowski
is actually taming
the Menace!
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Hush, what's your take
on this madness?
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That's why
you're the man, man.
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Ooh, Buttowski's
closing in on Gibble.
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You're not going
to win, Buttowski!
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I'm unbeatable, and
fearless, and funny!
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(GORDON BABBLING)
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RAZZ:
Wow! Look at Gibble go!
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It's almost like
he's being remote-controlled.
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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(CONTROL BEEPING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Let's see who survives
the Horse's Eye.
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I think my eye
is stuck like this.
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You'll never beat
me, Buttowski.
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(LAUGHING)
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RAZZ:
Can you believe this?
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Kick Buttowski takes
the lead towards
the final heat,
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the Thorn Horseshoe!
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It is the rider. Plan B.
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(SCREAMS)
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RAZZ:
Oh, no. Buttowski's
lost his bike.
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No way he can
finish the race now.
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-Kick!
-(CACKLING) Later, loser.
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RAZZ:
Buttowski's falling
to a certain death.
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He's finished.
He's done for. He's...
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Wait. What's this?
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Bonesaw's returned.
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Buttowski's bike has
caught him in midair!
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Bonesaw! But how?
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RAZZ:
Can you believe this?
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Buttowski is back in
the race on Bonesaw,
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and riding
one-handed, no less!
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This is BMX racing
at its finest!
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Buttowski wins
with a Hail Mary
assist by Bonesaw
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and his good friend Gunther,
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who apparently is
an expert welder.
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Yeah!
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(BOTH SOBBING)
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No!
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Dude, you did it!
You got the Golden
Lasso trophy back!
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Thanks, guys.
But we did it.
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And it's not
about the trophy.
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It's all about the rider
and his bike.
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(SQUEAKING)
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HUSH:
I've said it before
and I'll say it again,
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a solid ride is
your truest friend.
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(SNIFFS)
That's beautiful, Hush.
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I thought I was
your truest friend.
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Awkward.
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(SCREAMING)
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Hooray!
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Well, back to
the old sanctuary
that is our garage.
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Yeah, and it seems
like we could be in
there all night
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working on Bonesaw,
by the looks of it.
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Yeah well,
that "looks of it"
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like your speed crate.
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And those look like
your snowboards!
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And your old helmets!
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And my scab collection!
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Finally, my collection
is complete!
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Hey. Beat it!
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Go on,
get out of here!
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Huh?
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Hey, shut the
door, dillweed!
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Why are you
dressed like a waiter
in my garage?
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Your garage?
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This is the new
rehearsal room
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for the up-and-coming
band the Yeah Brads.
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And this hot ensemble
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will have the babes
crying at their own feet.
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You look like a
windsurfing lawyer!
Now get out!
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We'll see who
looks like stuff
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when the Yeah Brads
win the Battle
of the Bands!
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And after we win,
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we'll be using the garage
to hang out with the babes,
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or shoot all our
online music videos.
Whichever comes first.
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And your junk
is in the way.
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Wait for me, Kick.
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(PUNCHING SOUNDS)
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Gunther,
time for Plan B.
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What's Plan B?
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We're gonna sign up
for the Battle of the Bands.
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But, Kick,
we don't have a band!
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Then, Gunther,
we'll scour the land,
254
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,291
we'll search all
of Mellowbrook,
255
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,834
we'll recruit people
for the most awesome band
256
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:36,458
the Food 'N' Fix
has ever seen
257
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:39,083
to beat Brad and
win back our garage.
258
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:41,166
Okay.
259
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,875
Kick, great news.
260
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,208
I finally found peeps
to be in the band.
261
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,792
-You did?
-Yeah, come on.
262
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:50,583
Well?
263
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:54,417
So this is...
264
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:58,000
You're not
in the band!
265
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,250
Like I was saying.
266
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:01,083
Here we have
Howie on cello.
267
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,417
(GROANING)
268
00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:04,041
That's about all
we get out of him vocally.
269
00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:06,709
This is Emo Kid,
master of the flute.
270
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:09,166
And here we have
Mary on castanet.
271
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,166
And finally,
the lovely Jackie
on clarinet.
272
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:18,083
I play it because
it sounds like your
name. Clarence!
273
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,250
Uh, Gunther, can I
have a word with
you for a moment?
274
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:24,291
Gunther, these are
the best peeps
you could find?
275
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:25,500
Well, yeah.
276
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,709
They're the only peeps
in Mellowbrook
277
00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:28,875
you haven't driven
from your life
with your antics.
278
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,000
WACKY JACKIE:
You'll never drive
me away, Kick!
279
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,083
I don't know, Gunther.
Are you sure?
280
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:37,041
(GRUNTS)
A band's a band's
a band's-a! (GROWLS)
281
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:39,083
Gunther, why are you
getting so upset?
282
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,583
'Cause that garage
is our place!
283
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:42,750
Our place!
284
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,041
And Brad's always
ruining our fun.
285
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:45,959
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
286
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,917
And if we don't find
a way to beat him...
287
00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:49,000
Gunther, calm down!
288
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:52,083
No, no,
it just makes me...
289
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,291
That little girl's mad!
290
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,875
(SCREAMS)
Oh, no, he didn't!
291
00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:58,834
(GRUNTING)
292
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,709
(RAPPING)
♪ Yeah, come on. What?
293
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,709
♪ Now I wasn't raised
in a violent way
294
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,000
♪ But this vagabond's
going down
295
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,417
♪ Callin' me a woman
every day
296
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:08,166
♪ Results in you
screamin' out
Ow!
297
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:11,125
♪ Always puttin' on a smile,
when all Kick does is sit
around and frown
298
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,166
♪ You think that I'm the clown
or just the comic relief
299
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,959
♪ When all I want to do
is bite you with my teeth
300
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:18,000
♪ Ch-chic-a,
ch-chic-ch-Chicarelli
Chicarelli!
301
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,041
Whoa, Gunther!
302
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,000
♪ Oh, and another thing!
Raisins in my brownies?
303
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,333
♪ Mom, what you thinking?
304
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,959
♪ Can I have a word
with you in the foyer?
305
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:26,000
♪ On second thought
I'd rather speak
to my lawyer
306
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,709
♪ And see the look
on her face
307
00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,667
♪ As he presents my case
and destroys her
308
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,291
♪ That'll teach her
not to mess with me
309
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:33,333
♪ And a 1,000-year-old
Viking brownie recipe
310
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,375
♪ Don't bake it like that
Don't bake it like that
311
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,125
♪ Why? Huh?
Don't bake it like that,
312
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,291
♪ Fool, please
313
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,417
♪ And why does
Miss Fitzpatrick always say
314
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,125
♪ "Gunther you're slackin'
in every way"?
315
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:45,834
♪ Why do you say
that I'm slackin'
316
00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:47,959
♪ 'Cause I choose
the back of your class
to do my nappin'?
317
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,041
♪ Then off to the C-to-
the-A-F-to-the-teria
318
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:51,166
♪ Where all the
flavors be lackin',
319
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,250
♪ My lips still smacking
Friends crack-a-lacking
320
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:56,542
♪ And all you haters
will find me packin'...
321
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,166
♪ My lunch ♪
322
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,125
(VOCALIZING)
323
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,041
Gunther! Where did you
learn how to rap?
324
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:03,333
Say what?
Rap!
325
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:06,291
Oh, that? That's just
how I complain when
I get really upset.
326
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:08,625
Complaining is what
rap is all about.
327
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:11,083
Gunther,
you just helped
us find our band.
328
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,417
BAND: Hooray!
329
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:15,667
And that band
will be known as
the Chimi-Changas.
330
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,208
And now let's
get my garage back.
331
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,000
One, two, three...
332
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,125
(LAUGHS)
What have we here?
333
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,250
Starting your
own little band?
334
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,542
You're darn right!
335
00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:28,625
And tonight,
after we beat you
at the Food 'N' Fix,
336
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:30,208
I'm gonna take
my garage back!
337
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,166
You call that
a rock band?
338
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,041
More like a group
of people that...
339
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,208
Don't look like
a rock band.
340
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,500
(ALL LAUGH)
341
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:41,166
We'd love to stay,
but we gotta go back
to our garage and practice.
342
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,333
(GRUMBLES)
I can't let Brad win.
343
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:44,959
Must rock.
344
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:50,083
Everyone, let's show
Brad how much we rock.
345
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,041
Those aren't
the instruments
anyone plays.
346
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:54,875
Yeah, yeah, but a band's
a band's a band's-a,
right, Gunther?
347
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:56,959
Now, Mary, if you
could play the castanets,
348
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:59,166
then I'm sure you
can keep the beat
on the drums.
349
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,375
-But...
-Howie,
350
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,542
playing the cello
is the same as
playing the bass.
351
00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:04,125
(GROANING)
352
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:07,125
-Jackie, you stand here
with your guitar.
-But, Kick, I...
353
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,500
And you here,
Emo Kid.
354
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,250
Kick, everyone's
trying to tell you that...
355
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:13,625
Grab the mic, Gunther.
Okay, let's rock.
356
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:18,208
-It doesn't sound
like Clarence.
-I can't play drums.
357
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,417
You can't just leave!
358
00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:21,417
Now we'll never
get the garage back.
359
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,000
Never! (YELLS)
360
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,458
-What?
-(CRIES)
361
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:25,458
Fine!
362
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,375
Why am I even
worried about the
stupid Yeah Brads?
363
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:31,208
He's never good
at anything anyway.
364
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,166
BRAD: Okay, guys,
just like we practiced.
365
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,083
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Look into my eyes... ♪
366
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:39,166
No way. Even though
Brad looks lame,
367
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,500
his band is really good!
368
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,542
HORACE: Well, Brad,
thanks for letting us
use our natural talents
369
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:46,583
and not forcing us
to perform elsewise.
370
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,959
I gotta fix this.
371
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,125
Whoa, slow down, Kick.
What's the hurry?
372
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,208
I gotta get the band
back together.
373
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,625
The band back together...
374
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,750
Gunther! I've been
looking for the
band everywhere.
375
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,208
-(SIGHS) Hey, Kick.
-What are you doing?
376
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,166
I was just logging
into my new account
377
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,125
on how-to-go-on-
with-your-life-after-
your-band-breaks-up-
378
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,375
and-you'll-never-get-
to-use-your-friend's-
garage-again.com.
379
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,000
Gunther, you were right.
380
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,125
I should have
let the band do
what they do best.
381
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,208
Not what looks coolest.
382
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,709
It's just too bad
you realized
all this now.
383
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:17,500
You know, after you
drove them all nuts
384
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,792
and they waded
into the sewage
water and all.
385
00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:23,500
Don't remind me.
I looked everywhere for them.
They could be anywhere.
386
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,208
Or they could be
right under your nose.
387
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,166
-What nose?
-Just think, Kick.
388
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,667
Of all the places
to go tonight,
389
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:31,208
where would
the biggest lovers of
music find themselves?
390
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:34,125
WADE:
Welcome to the
Battle of the Bands.
391
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,291
Up next,
Rowdy Remington.
392
00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:38,792
Thank you, bro.
This song is called
My Friend.
393
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:43,000
♪ A-la-la-la-la, my friend
A-la-la-la-la, my friend... ♪
394
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,667
-Boo!
-ALL: Boo!
395
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,917
Sorry, dude!
The crowd has spoken!
396
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:49,250
No, my friend.
No. (SCREAMS)
397
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:52,750
Kick, look!
They're over there,
by that lonely punch bowl.
398
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,583
Hey, guys,
room for one more?
399
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,417
Did yous
hear something?
400
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,208
Go on.
401
00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:01,208
I'm sorry, guys.
402
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,375
I tried to force you
to be something you're not.
403
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,959
But now I know
it's about being
who you are
404
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,208
and doing what
you do best.
405
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,000
And that's what
a band is all about.
406
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,458
WADE:
Up next, the
Chimi-Changas.
407
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,959
How about it, guys?
408
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,000
But we don't have
our instruments.
409
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,375
Gunther?
410
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:19,083
So, what do you say?
411
00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:23,166
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Chimi-Changas.
412
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,542
Hey, one of the members
isn't doing things.
413
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:28,083
Disqualification!
414
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:31,125
He's right, Kick.
Everyone needs to perform.
415
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,500
Me, performing?
I hadn't even
thought of that.
416
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,000
I don't know instruments...
417
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,458
But I do know garages.
418
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:43,083
What?
419
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,125
(CLATTERING RHYTHMICALLY)
420
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,166
-Gunther!
-Yeah, Kick?
421
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,125
-We need you
to start rapping.
-About what?
422
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,083
Don't you have anything
to be upset about?
423
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,458
Nope! The band's
back together,
424
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,583
we're about to play,
life is great.
425
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:03,166
Gunther, come on.
What about Miss Fitzpatrick?
Or the cafeteria food?
426
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,625
(GROWLS)
427
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,583
Yeah! Or your mom putting
raisins in your brownies?
428
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:11,166
(GROWLS)
You know she does
that for fiber though.
429
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:14,083
-Dude, come on!
-Hey, that little
girl can't sing.
430
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,291
(SCREAMS)
431
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:18,125
♪ Can't stand it,
when I get a back zit
432
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,625
♪ My mom says, "Stop it"
every time I try to pop it
433
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,375
♪ Knocked down with you
trying to attack me
434
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:25,458
♪ You'll find me in the corner
but you better warn a brother
when you're gonna hate
435
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:28,792
♪ Chic-chica,
chic-chic-ch-Chicarelli
Ch-Chicarelli!
436
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,458
Horace, Pantsy,
stop them.
437
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,000
You didn't
finish the song!
438
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,583
Ha! Looks like
you're disqualified.
439
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:40,542
Sorry, Danger Dude.
That's the rules.
440
00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,750
-Doesn't change our
friendship though.
-(CAT YELPS)
441
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,750
Up next...
The Yeah Brads!
442
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,333
Better luck
next time, losers.
443
00:19:48,959 --> 00:19:50,208
Hey, ladies.
444
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,291
We're the Yeah Brads,
445
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:56,250
and this song
goes out to you,
woman 52.
446
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,291
(VOCALIZING)
447
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,875
Almost had him.
448
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:06,333
We were so close
to getting the garage
back. So close! (SCREAMS)
449
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:07,583
Don't worry, Gunther.
450
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,333
It's not about
the garage anymore.
451
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,542
We did what we could.
And we made
a great band, so...
452
00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:13,166
I just... I just...
453
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,250
♪ I just can't take
another Brad sabotage
454
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:19,125
♪ Dressed like a waiter
actually a hater
in girly camouflage ♪
455
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,875
♪ The only girl
who can rock my world
456
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:22,792
♪ Take my hand,
457
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:31,083
let's go and play
458
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:25,083
-♪ Take my hand,
- (RECORD SKIPPING)
459
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,000
♪ Take my hand,
460
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,959
-Huh?
-♪ Take my hand,
461
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:31,083
♪ Take my hand,
462
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,000
♪ Take my hand...
463
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,333
Look! The Yeah-Brads
aren't really singing!
464
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,333
They're lip-synching!
465
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,083
Ow! Ripe tomatoes!
(SCREAMS)
466
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:40,625
(IN AUTOTUNED VOICE)
♪ Hey! Kick has a friend
He's an angry little girl
467
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:42,750
♪ He's the angriest
little girl in the
whole wide world
468
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:47,375
♪ Little girl! ♪
469
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,041
(BOTTLE WHISTLING)
470
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,375
I finished.
So I win, okay?
471
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,834
(GROWLS)
You know what?
I'm over it.
472
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:01,000
Too bad we didn't
win, huh, Kick?
473
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,500
Oh, that doesn't
matter, Mary.
474
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,000
I don't think the Yeah-Brads
are going to be practicing in
the garage anytime soon.
475
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Which means
it's ours again!
476
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,917
(FAINT ROCK MUSIC)
477
00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:13,959
Hey, Kick!
This garage is
the perfect spot
478
00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,792
for us to get the old
band back together!
479
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:17,709
Harold, can you
keep it down?
480
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,375
Oh, she never lets
me have anything.
481
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:24,875
Hey, Kick, how many
Brads does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
482
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,041
I don't know, Gunther.
483
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:28,125
How many Brads
does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
484
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,333
Seven.