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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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Time for a three-pointer.
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(SCREAMS)
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Breaking news!
As you can see
and hear behind me,
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Mellowbrook's streets
are jammed in what
looks to be
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this city's most
extreme traffic jam!
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It appears the
Loopty Loop of Lacerations,
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a key attraction
at the Gnarly Games
in California,
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has apparently broken down
right here in Mellowbrook!
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The Loopty
Loop of Lacerations!
It's here!
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The Loop
was made infamous
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when motocross star
Dirt Bike Mike attempted
to tame the third loop,
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only to be chewed up
and spit out by the
Loop's crushing g-forces.
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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
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My time has come!
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(HUMMING)
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Gunther! It's here!
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-You mean...
-Yes.
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The Loopty
Loop of Lacerations?
In Mellowbrook?
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Yep. And we're
gonna ride it!
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-We?
-That's right, Gunther.
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I'm gonna need you
on this one.
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Me? But even
Dirt Bike Mike couldn't...
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And I know why.
I'll explain on the way.
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A stunt like this
comes once in
a daredevil's lifetime.
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(GASPS) I forgot!
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I gotta clean
the garage before
my dad comes home.
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He's hosting his
Yaks Lodge meeting
here tonight.
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But the Loop!
We may never get
this chance again!
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Kick, everything
has to be perfect
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when the Yaks play
their ancestral sport,
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foosball!
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Foosball?
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GUNTHER: A thousand
years ago, Viking tribes
came from far and wide
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to compete
in a brand new
sport called foosball.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROWLS)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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So you see, Kick,
I can't go with you.
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As a Viking,
I must stay and clean.
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Bwar!
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Or, we can do this my way
and hit the highway,
and ride that Loop!
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(SCREAMS)
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It's clean!
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To the extreme.
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The foosball table!
Destroyed!
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Kick, foosball
is required at all
Yaks Lodge meetings.
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Do you have any idea
what they'll do to me?
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I'm doomed!
(SOBS) Doomed!
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Gunther, this is my fault.
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We'll go to the store
and get you a new
foosball table
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before they get back.
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And then we wax
that Loopty Loop
of Lacerations.
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Right!
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But my dad gets
home in two hours.
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In that case,
we better take this
sweet ride to the store.
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MAN: Attention, Bed, Bath
and Barbarian customers.
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There's a Nordic ship
with its lights on.
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Our cheapest table
is $100.
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-(GRUNTS)
-A hundred bucks?
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-I've got 20.
-Well, I guess
that'll be fine
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as soon as
you get the rest.
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-(GRUNTS)
-But...
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Kick,
what are we gonna do?
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(SOBBING)
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Where are we gonna
get the other $40?
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Actually,
Gunther, it's 80.
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(SOBBING)
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Maybe we can get him
to lower the price.
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I know someone
who always gets
what she wants.
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I am quite capable.
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But it's going
to cost you.
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Isn't this enough?
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More imaginary tea?
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This is just
standard protocol for
being in my room, Clarence.
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If you want my help,
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you've gotta find me
a hot tub to use
before my pageant.
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-A hot tub?
-Yes.
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Bubbles beautify,
don't you know?
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Invisible crumpet?
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Of course you can
use my hot tub.
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-Yes!
-Sweet!
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If you can unclog
whatever's caught
in my bubble drain.
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MAN: (ON RADIO)
The Loopty Loop
of Lacerations
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is still stuck in the
middle of Mellowbrook,
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but help is on the way,
so the Loopty Loop
should be gone soon!
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(GASPS) The clog is
too far down.
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We need someone
with long arms and an
embarrassing lack of muscle.
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(STRAINING)
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Three! Phew!
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Two reps! That's a new
personal best! Yeah, Brad!
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Well?
Forget it, dillweed.
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I'm going
to the mall.
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Gonna get the
Hamburger on a Stick
girl to give me her number.
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Um, (PANTS)
could I have your, uh,
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dig... Uh...
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Have your, uh...
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Mustard packet?
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Yeah, thank you.
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And this time,
I'm gonna get it.
Yeah, Brad!
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How are you
getting to the mall
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when your bike's
got a flat?
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(CHUCKLES) Oh.
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Loan us your arm,
and we've got a sweet ride.
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(SCOFFS) Just another
mustard packet.
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Mustard packet or not,
we brought you here.
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Now you gotta hold up
your end of the bargain.
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Not till I get
her number!
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Gunther.
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(FUNK GUITAR PLAYING)
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-(GIRL GIGGLING)
-Best time to call
is between 6:30 and 8:00.
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What?
You got it? How?
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Women find me
irresistible.
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It is my gift.
It is my curse.
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Gunther got you the digits,
now you lend us your arm!
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(GASPS)
I got a hold of it!
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Now it's got me.
(CHOKING)
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It's pulling me in!
(SCREAMS)
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Not this time, hot tub.
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-(BOTH GRUNTING)
-Come on!
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(SCREAMS)
You're ripping my arm off!
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Whoa!
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Huh? What's this?
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(SHRIEKS)
It's the thing
from the drain!
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It's still got me! Help!
Be gone, foul monster!
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(GROANS)
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Kick!
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What is that?
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I don't know.
It looks like
some kind of
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under...
Whoa, my goodness!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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BRAD: Grody!
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Um, hello?
Like, where are the bubbles?
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Oh, that's right!
I forgot to pay
the bubble bill.
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No bubbles, no Brianna.
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(SCREAMS)
No foosball table!
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Gotta find some way
to make bubbles.
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Ah. Bubbles!
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Mmm. Lingonberries!
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(FARTS)
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(BRIANNA SCREAMING)
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Stop! Okay, $20!
Just turn her off!
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(SNAPS)
My work here is done.
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We did it, Gunther.
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Now to get this thing
back to your garage,
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then get us to the
Loopty Loop of Lacerations.
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Just a short trip home,
then we ride that Loop.
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Can you smell
the awesome?
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(SNIFFS)
All I can smell is my dad.
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And there he goes!
We're too late!
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Don't worry, Gunther.
He's stuck in the traffic jam
with everyone else.
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(CARS HONKING)
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You don't know my dad.
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Bwar! Traffic jam!
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Oars! Stroke!
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Doomed!
Don't worry.
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We'll get you home.
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Besides, that Loop
isn't going anywhere.
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Well, folks, the Loop
is finally going somewhere!
(CARS HONKING)
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And by the sounds
of these drivers,
not a moment too soon!
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Kick! The Loop!
It's leaving!
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If we hurry,
we might be
able to catch it!
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No, Gunther.
I have to get you home.
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But the Loop!
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A stunt like this
only comes once in
a daredevil's lifetime!
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It's okay, Gunther,
it just wasn't meant to be.
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Besides,
I got you into this,
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and now I'm gonna
get you out of it.
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(GRUNTING)
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Let's roll.
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Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Stroke! Stroke!
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They're good!
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They got some
mad oaring skills, yo!
We'll never pass them!
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Stroke!
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Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
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It's gonna
take an act of Thor
to pass them now!
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Or a Loopty Loop
of Lacerations!
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You mean...
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We're gonna ride
that thing after all!
Swerve left!
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Ollie! Grind!
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(SCREAMING)
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Lean forward, Gunther!
We need your weight
up front!
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What?
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We need your
weight up front!
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That's why
Dirt Bike Mike failed.
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He didn't have the
necessary Gunther-weight!
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I was born
for this moment!
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(CHIRPING)
Look!
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ALL: Bwar! Foosbwar!
Foosbwar! Foosbwar!
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Bwar! Foosbwar!
Foosbwar! Foosbwar!
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Open up
in the name
of the Yaks!
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Hmm. Nice and clean.
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Huh? Bwar!
That is not my table.
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Sure it is.
We just added wheels.
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These days you gotta
be mobile. Whoa!
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(SIGHS)
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(ANGRY GRUNTING)
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It's cool. I'm okay.
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Well, Gunther,
this was a good day's work.
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Yep! Even this part,
totally worth it.
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ALL: Goal!
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At least we'll always
have the Loop.
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And here again
is that amazing footage
of the mystery stuntmen
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doing something even
the legendary Dirt Bike Mike
couldn't do!
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BJORGEN: When Vikings
are up against an
unbeatable foe,
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we bring them
a giant wooden dragon
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-(DOORBELL CHIMES)
-as a gift.
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Can someone
get that, please?
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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Can someone
get the door?
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Oh, I guess I will!
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BJORGEN: It is the greatest
Viking war trick of all time.
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The enemy brings
the wooden beast
into his castle.
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This will make
a wonderful centerpiece!
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The enemy doesn't
suspect the gift contains
our fiercest warriors!
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Vikings always find a way.
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And this is why
my suitcase is
a wooden dragon.
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BOTH: Sweet!
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Well, I'm off
on a vacation!
(CHUCKLES)
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Service!
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While your
Uncle Bjorgen is
on vacation, Gunther,
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you must
wash all dishes.
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00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:10,959
Aw, not the dishes.
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Hmm. Or perhaps
you'd prefer collecting
eggs from the Kraken.
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(ROARING)
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Hand me
some rubber gloves
and call me "Dishy!"
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Bwar! We also need
new delivery man.
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I'd be an amazing
delivery man!
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Not just regular
delivery man. Fast one.
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Food to you in
29 minutes or less,
or it's free!
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29 minutes?
Why not 30?
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Must beat competition! Bwar!
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Well, no one's
faster than me!
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Whoa!
I can't hold them!
I can't hold them!
246
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,792
No one's faster!
247
00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:52,917
You are new
delivery man!
Bwar! Bwar!
248
00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:53,875
(BELL DINGS)
249
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,750
Order up
for delivery!
250
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,583
Kick Buttowski
shall not fail.
251
00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:01,709
Bwar! Bwar! Bwar!
252
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:05,875
(DOOR OPENS)
253
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:11,166
(CLEARS THROAT)
I, uh, forgot the order.
254
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,917
Twenty-nine minutes or less!
255
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,834
With 28 minutes to spare.
256
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,750
Bwar!
257
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,333
(RINGING)
258
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:34,375
Hello, BattleSnax? Bwar!
259
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,709
(RINGING)
260
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:36,917
Bwar! BattleSnax!
261
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:48,208
Business. She booms!
262
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,166
Made my last delivery
in three minutes.
263
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,583
East Mellowbrook,
apartment building,
14th floor,
264
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,417
elevator out of service
because the building
was flooded.
265
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:58,792
Good tipper, too.
266
00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:00,917
Ah, all finished.
267
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:03,375
Good. Now you
can collect eggs
from Kraken.
268
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,959
Um... Think I have
some last minute
dishes to do!
269
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:09,166
(RINGING)
270
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,125
Hello, BattleSnax?
271
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:14,834
(GASPS) It is
The Dark One!
272
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,750
-(GASPS)
-(GASPS)
273
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:17,750
Service!
274
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:19,250
Who's The Dark One?
275
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,083
He always
gets meals free!
276
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:23,875
Bjorgen never made
the delivery on time.
277
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:25,041
He's bad for business!
278
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,250
-He's cruel!
-He's cold!
279
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,959
-He's calculating!
-Service!
280
00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:30,166
Relax.
281
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:35,166
When Kick Buttowski
says he's gonna deliver,
he delivers.
282
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,625
Bwar! Bwar! Bwar!
283
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:40,750
Well, see you guys.
284
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,250
This isn't far away at all.
Twelve minutes, tops.
And there it is.
285
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,500
The Dark One. Phew.
286
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,458
(TIRES SCREECHING)
287
00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:10,834
(WATCH ALARM BEEPING)
288
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,542
Dinner is on you!
289
00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:14,083
Hey, you cheated!
290
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,750
You fail!
291
00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,792
Who is this guy?
292
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:29,041
The Dark One has
been getting free food
for six Wolf Moons!
293
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:31,542
Is okay.
Dark One only
order once a month.
294
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:32,834
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
295
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:35,709
Hello, BattleSnax?
Hold please.
296
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:38,166
(GASPS) The Dark One!
Another order!
297
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:39,834
-(GASPS)
-(SCREAMS)
298
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,792
Service!
299
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,959
You're gonna pay for
this meal, Dark One.
300
00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:45,333
That's "The Dark One"
to you.
301
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,959
And I'm gonna place
orders all the time
302
00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:50,500
so I can see you
fail all the time. Enjoy.
303
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,458
That's it!
We cancel policy!
304
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,750
But guys,
don't Vikings
always find a way?
305
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,709
That's right, Gunther.
They do.
306
00:15:57,709 --> 00:15:59,875
And so does
Kick Buttowski.
307
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,917
(RINGING)
308
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:14,959
(CACKLING)
309
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,750
(WATCH ALARM BEEPING)
310
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:26,875
Fail!
311
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:28,667
(RINGING)
312
00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:39,583
What is this,
the world's longest
freight train?
313
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:43,959
(WATCH ALARM BEEPING)
314
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,375
Fail.
315
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:46,792
(RINGING)
316
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,083
Got here with
27 minutes to spare!
317
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,959
-(WATCH ALARM BEEPING)
-Biscuits.
318
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:02,667
(RINGING)
319
00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:05,750
Viking pot pie?
Got it.
320
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:07,875
Got you this time,
Dark One.
321
00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:20,792
(CRASHING)
322
00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,375
(WATCH ALARM BEEPING)
323
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,750
Fail. (CACKLES)
324
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,208
Show your face,
Dark One!
325
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,917
Never!
You shan't ever know
the secret identity of
326
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,166
The Dark One.
327
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,834
The Dark One?
You get out here
right now!
328
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:42,667
Kendall?
What are you doing here?
329
00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:47,458
Ronaldo?
330
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,917
Okay, so you know
the secret identity of
331
00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,542
The Dark One.
332
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:53,834
Doesn't mean you're
gonna fail any less.
333
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:57,667
We'll see about that.
Until the next delivery.
334
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,875
Until the next
delivery, Buttowski!
335
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,875
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
336
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,542
(COUGHS)
337
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,291
Uh, yes,
Kendall, my darling?
Anything wrong?
338
00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:09,166
So, this is why
you couldn't attend
my debate club match?
339
00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:11,291
Did I mention
you're beautiful?
340
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:13,834
Here's the deal, Ronaldo.
341
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,917
I want
a romantic gesture.
342
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:20,875
Something big,
something unexpected,
something expensive.
343
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,959
And I want it
tomorrow night.
344
00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:24,250
Or we're through!
345
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:27,625
Oh, I think
I can do that.
Romantic, unexpected,
346
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:28,959
and free.
347
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:30,417
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
348
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,625
(COUGHS)
I love you?
349
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,041
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
350
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:36,917
I got it!
Thank you for calling
BattleSnax. Bwar!
351
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:38,792
It's The Dark One
with another order!
352
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:41,750
He ordered the
14-course Gourmet
Viking Tasting Menu
353
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,542
(GASPS) with extra gourmet.
354
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:44,709
(SCREAMING)
355
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:45,875
Service!
356
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,834
See you in 29 minutes
or more.
357
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,834
(CACKLING)
358
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:52,792
That's the
largest item
on our menu!
359
00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:54,875
If The Dark One
gets this for free,
360
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,709
we'll go
out of business
for sure!
361
00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:59,000
No! I will make the
delivery on time.
362
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,875
Somehow...
(CRASHING NOISE)
363
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,750
Eh, such lousy service.
364
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,583
And careful of my
wooden dragon suitcase!
365
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,709
You want
everything to come
falling out of it?
366
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,792
Bingo.
367
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,625
(CACKLES) I'd like
to see Buttowski
368
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,875
get through
my force field in
29 minutes or less.
369
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,166
KENDALL: Oh, my! Ronaldo!
370
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,083
It's so wonderful!
371
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,417
-(GASPS)
-A homemade statue of me?
372
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:26,375
This is exactly
the kind of big,
373
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,250
unexpected romantic
gesture I've been wanting!
374
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,875
Uh, well,
I'm, uh, glad!
375
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:33,208
Yes, I made it
for you, my sweet!
376
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:34,875
Aw. (GRUNTS)
377
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,709
Careful, my darling!
Mind the force field.
378
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:42,125
So romantic.
379
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:43,792
Just wait till dinner!
380
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:47,083
The delivery should
be here in 19 seconds,
381
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:49,041
-and if not, well...
-(ALPHORN BLOWING)
382
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:51,834
It wasn't me.
383
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:56,792
BOTH: Bwar!
384
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:58,917
(SCREAMS)
385
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,125
(SCREAMS)
386
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,542
Bwar!
387
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:08,709
BOTH: Bwar! Bwar! Bwar!
388
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:13,834
(GRUNTS)
389
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:17,000
I'm out of here!
390
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,834
Wait, wait!
Kendall, please! Wait!
391
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,583
But none of this
is my fault!
392
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,583
If you hadn't brought in
that stupid thing...
393
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:24,417
(SNARLS) Stupid thing?
394
00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:29,834
So now the giant
wooden statue of me
is just a stupid thing?
395
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:31,709
But... No, Kendall,
please wait!
396
00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:33,417
(GRUNTS)
397
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,625
(WATCH ALARM BEEPING)
398
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,083
(LAUGHS) On time.
399
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:44,250
We realize you have a choice
when choosing Nordic food,
400
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,166
so we'd like
to thank you for
choosing BattleSnax.
401
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,000
Here's your bill.
402
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,041
How much?
I don't have that
kind of money!
403
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,041
Oh, I think we can
work something out.
404
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:56,792
(LAUGHS)
This is it? Dishes?
405
00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:57,959
That's the best
you can do?
406
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,792
How cliche!
I'll have these
done in two seconds.
407
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,959
Uh-uh. Dishes are my job.
408
00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:05,417
But we are
running low on
Kraken eggs.
409
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:08,750
(SCOFFS) No problem.
I think I can handle
getting a few eggs.
410
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,083
(ROARING)
411
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,375
(SCREAMING)
412
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,500
Well, it looks like
everything worked out.
413
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,458
Yeah, Kick,
you really delivered.
414
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:19,458
BJORGEN: Service!
415
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,875
Well, I'm back
from vacation.
416
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,375
Welcome back,
Uncle Bjorgen!
417
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,709
Did you have
a good time?
418
00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:30,750
Not really.
The service was horrible.