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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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[Woman]
All right, all right,
line up.
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We're starting a new activity
in gym class today.
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Please not dodgeball.
Please not dodgeball.
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Please let it be dodgeball.
Please let it be dodgeball.
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And the new activity is...
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Dodgeball!
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Huh, nice shot, Buttowski,
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but it's not dodgeball.
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Wait, what?
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Believe me, I wish it was,
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but our school nurse wants to
cut down on gym class injuries,
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so instead, you get this.
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Welcome to dance appreciation.
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Dance appreciation?
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[grunting]
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Come on now, Kick,
time to choose a partner.
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There's plenty of other dancers
to choose from.
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Hi, Kick.
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Hi, Wacky Jackie.
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I mean, regular Jackie.
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Kick, it's so funny running
into you like this
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and when we're picking dance
partners, too.
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Oh, my gosh,
what are the odds?
[laughs]
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What are the odds?
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Two star-crossed lovers
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brought together by fate.
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Sorry, pal, I owe you one.
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Looks like everyone's
paired up,
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so I guess I'm excused.
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[Dance Teacher]
Not so fast.
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Okay, now, who doesn't have
a partner?
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[Girl]
Uh, I don't have a partner.
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[Students] Ooh.
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Kendall.
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Kick.
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Oh, goody,
you two know each other.
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Yes, I've had a few run-ins
with Clarence.
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What a wonderful day
to make money.
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Yes, I'm familiar
with Officer Kendall
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of the Fun Police.
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What a wonderful day
to make money.
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Super.
Now, you two, don't be shy.
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[sizzling]
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Ooh, hot.
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I smell a salsa duo.
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[imitates sizzle]
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Kick should be holding
my hand!
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Ow, you're hurting me.
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[grumbling]
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Kick, help
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Everyone, listen up.
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Each duo will choreograph
their own routine
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for a dance off.
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Get your girly paws off me.
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You're the one
with the girly hands.
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I am so not dancing
with you.
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I'm not dancing
with you.
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I'd rather spend a day
in detention
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than dance with you.
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I'd rather punch myself
in the face than dance
with you.
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I'd like to see that.
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Maybe someday you will.
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Good, then we agree.
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Yes, surprisingly.
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[together]
But I'm still not dancing
with you.
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If you don't want to dance,
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then you fail.
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Fail?
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I can't fail gym.
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Kick Buttowski does not fail.
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[Man]
And the winner gets
an A plus for the year,
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and there's also
a beautiful trophy.
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Hope you're ready to dance.
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Then there's only one thing
to do.
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Get that A plus.
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And that trophy.
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Then let's get to it.
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As long as you know
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I don't like you.
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I haven't liked you since
the first time I met you.
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I never stopped not liking you.
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Stop looking at me.
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You stop looking at me.
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I'm not looking.
You're looking.
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In your dreams.
In your dreams.
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Nuh-uh--
Yuh-huh.
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Nuh-uh--
Yuh-huh times infinity.
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[groans]
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♪♪ [Latin]
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Practice time.
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I want that A plus,
Clarence.
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And I want a tree
that grows corndogs, Kendall.
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Oh, is dancing
too tough for you?
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You want tough?
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Hold onto your headgear.
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Ow! Oh, nose.
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You dented my helmet.
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You almost broke my nose
and my foot
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with that stupid dance.
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Two out of three ain't bad.
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You need to be more graceful,
like-- like a ballerina.
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I don't do graceful.
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Don't or can't?
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Great Caesar's side salad,
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looks like we already have
some front-runners.
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Hey, Kick, you like
what you see?
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Well, you had your chance.
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You're going down!
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Help me.
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This is hopeless.
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I can't believe
I'm going to fail gym.
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Don't worry.
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All you have to do is find
your own style.
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That's what dancing's
all about.
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[Kendall] Jackie and Gunther
are going to win.
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They have a style,
and what do we have?
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For your information,
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I have a style.
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It's called "awesome,"
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like this...
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[crowd roaring]
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[cracks]
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[growls]
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Wrestling?
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A meticulously choreographed
form of awesome.
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Well, I've got a style, too.
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♪♪ [singing aria]
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Opera?
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An elegant blend of music
and drama.
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Well, we should be awesome.
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We should be elegant.
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[Kick] Awesome.
[Kendall] Elegant!
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Awesome.
Elegant!
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Awesome!
Elegant!
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Awesome!
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That's--
It.
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We combine our styles.
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Awesome meets elegant.
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[phonograph needle scratches]
Huh.
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[school bell rings]
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♪♪
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And we gave up dodgeball
for this?
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Everybody dance.
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Now.
♪♪ [hip-hop]
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♪♪ [Latin]
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I think I know who our winners
are going to be.
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[doors open]
[Kick] Us.
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Whatever happens out there,
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I want you to know
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I, uh--
I really don't like you.
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The feeling is mutual.
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Then let's win this thing.
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♪♪ [rock]
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[growls]
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♪♪ [opera]
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♪♪ [Irish traditional]
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Ooh, sensational step work.
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♪♪ [rock]
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[Gunther]
I'm going to pee!
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Looks like we have
two front-runners
for best couple.
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Faster!
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We have to win.
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[gasp]
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[together] Ooh!
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Oh, no they didn't.
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You're not going
to win this.
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Bring it, sister.
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Gunther, say something
intimidating to Kick.
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Um...
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Right now
I'm crying inside.
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[crowd cheering]
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All right, boys,
good game today.
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Time to hit the showers.
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Kendall...
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[grumbles]
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[crack]
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[crowd cheering]
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You are so elegant.
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And you're so awesome.
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[Boy] Kiss her.
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Ew, ew, ew, ew...
Ew.
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Bravo, bravo,
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but you did so wonderful,
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I don't know how to decide
the winner.
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There's only one way to make
a decision.
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Another dance off?
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No. Dodgeball!
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[All] Yeah!
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Oh, no.
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Now, I want you two to behave
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while we're at the pageant.
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Certainly, Mother.
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You've been getting in
far too much trouble lately.
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That's in the past, Mom.
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We've learned our lesson.
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We're quite fond of each other.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'll be back in three hours.
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Is she gone?
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Hold it.
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Yes.
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What were we fighting
about again?
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I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
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Ya!
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[chuckles]
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No. No...
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[beeping]
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[gasps] Mom's due home
any second.
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[crying]
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Go fish, brother.
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No, I insist.
You go fish.
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I know.
Let's both go fish.
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[both]
Together.
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[phone rings]
Hello?
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Hello, Mrs. Buttowski.
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Both of you, to your rooms.
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Huh?
You are grounded for fighting.
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But...
How?
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How did she know?
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This is all your fault,
dill weed.
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Mom busted us again
because of you.
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She's good,
but she's not this good.
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Well, she's catching us
somehow.
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Yes, somehow.
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I think we've got a tattler
in our midst.
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[Mrs. Buttowski]
Okay, boys,
punishment is over.
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Out of your rooms
and outside now.
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And don't get
into any more trouble.
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I mean it, Kick.
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Hello, Mrs. Buttowski.
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Wait a minute.
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That silhouette,
so familiar.
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[dialing]
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[rings]
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[dialing, rings]
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[yelling]
Oh, no.
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[dialing, rings]
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Ms. Chicarelli.
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It was you.
You're the one snitching
on me.
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That's right.
It's my responsibility
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to keep the cul-de-sac safe
from the likes of you,
troublemaker.
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We were just having fun.
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You were loud
and out of control.
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Kids are the worst thing
to ever happen to the suburbs,
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my suburbs.
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[snarling]
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It used to be so quiet
around here
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until all of you brats
moved in.
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That goes for you, too,
Mr. Vickle.
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You stop cutting those bushes
so loudly.
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And the next time you disrupt
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even one blade of grass
on this cul-de-sac,
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you'll be serving
a lifetime of grounding.
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Don't worry, Ms. Chicarelli.
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Kick will be
on his best behavior,
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right, Kick?
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00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,959
Yes, Mom.
273
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:49,750
[dials]
274
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,667
[Kick]
Gunther, this is ridiculous.
275
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,041
If I get caught one more time,
276
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,000
I'm going to spend my entire
childhood locked in this room.
277
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,625
I don't know, Kick.
278
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,417
From what I hear,
she's been taking out kids
279
00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:23,208
all over the cul-de-sac.
280
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,417
She's got to be stopped.
281
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,125
We're getting busted
all over the place.
282
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:39,041
Yeah, I guess we better stay
283
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,875
as far away from her
as possible.
284
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:45,208
[chuckles]
285
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:49,125
Chicarelli's yard?
Nothing ever comes back
from Chicarelli's yard.
286
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,125
[door opens]
[growling]
287
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,250
Have fun getting grounded.
288
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,166
I'll write to you
on the inside.
289
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,208
Not.
[laughs]
290
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:02,625
Doing!
291
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,458
You really know
how to be a jerk, Brad.
292
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,375
That's right,
and don't forget it.
293
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,041
[whimpers]
Don't worry, Gunther.
294
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,208
She's gunning for me.
295
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,417
She won't be expecting you.
296
00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:15,750
[sighs]
297
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,542
So let me just make sure
I got the plan.
298
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,125
You want me to shimmy
over the shrub,
299
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,375
move stealthily
through the yard,
300
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:21,417
duck behind the tree,
301
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:22,917
slip over the trashcan,
302
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:25,000
avoid detection
and subsequent butt biting
by Oscar,
303
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,166
grab Ol' Blue,
304
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:27,834
move stealthily back
through the yard,
305
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:30,125
and then shimmy
back over the shrub?
306
00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:31,834
Okay, here goes nothing.
307
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:34,041
One for the money,
two for the show,
308
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:35,166
three to get ready,
and four--
309
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,709
I'm sorry, Gunther.
310
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:40,041
When you getting out?
311
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,166
My parents follow
the ancient rules of discipline
312
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,291
from the old country.
313
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,417
I've got at least six months
grounding left.
314
00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,208
Then I can sleep
in the house again.
315
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:50,000
Gunther, we need to stop
Chicarelli's tattling,
316
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,083
and I know just the person.
317
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,917
Brad, have I ever told you
318
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:56,041
that you're
the most annoying person
on the planet?
319
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,208
Don't sweet talking me,
dill weed.
320
00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,750
Whatever it is,
I'm not helping you.
321
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,500
Now, do something dumb
so I can watch you get busted.
322
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,750
Hey, Brad, let me see
your wallet.
323
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,417
This wallet?
324
00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:07,792
No chance.
325
00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:10,291
[laughs]
326
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:11,542
Hey!
327
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,542
That's it. Huh?
328
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:19,208
[growling]
329
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,125
[chuckles]
Just a little brotherly love.
330
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,917
[growling]
331
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,208
For crying out loud,
332
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,166
I can't even pound you
without getting busted
333
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,166
by that old bat.
334
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,583
That's why I came to you.
335
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,291
What are we going to do?
Shh.
336
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,000
It's not safe here.
337
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,291
Let's meet somewhere
we can talk.
338
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,375
[Brad]
Man, I can't wait
to get her back.
339
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:45,166
Me, too.
That tattling has got to stop,
340
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,208
and it's not just us.
341
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,125
She's got
the whole cul-de-sac on edge.
342
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,583
[trickling]
343
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:56,875
Okay, I'm listening.
344
00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,166
We need to focus in
on what really drives her crazy.
345
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,709
If there's anything
I'm an expert at,
346
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,417
it's driving people crazy,
347
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:09,083
and I'd say
I'm looking at grade A,
number one annoyance.
348
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,208
Be serious, Brad.
349
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,166
I am. Who annoys her
more than you?
350
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,500
And if a little bit of you
sends her over the edge,
351
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,542
then what we need is
to give her a whole lot more.
352
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:18,750
Hmm.
353
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,291
I like the way you think.
354
00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,208
Huh?
355
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:26,250
It's so peaceful,
356
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,917
so quiet,
357
00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:30,125
so beautiful.
358
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,875
No loud noises.
359
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:33,000
No children playing.
360
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,792
Nothing on fire.
361
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:38,125
Peace and quiet at last.
362
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,250
[rumbling]
Huh?
363
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:43,917
[screeches]
364
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,083
[growls]
365
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:54,208
You just bought yourself
a lifetime grounding,
Clarence Buttowksi.
366
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,375
[Tarzan yell]
367
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,834
The trash, mixing
with the recycling.
368
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,500
Wait till I tell your mother.
369
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,333
[rattling]
370
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,792
Two Kicks?
371
00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:08,375
Boo.
372
00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:09,750
[screams]
373
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,750
Hi-ya.
374
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,542
[crash]
375
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,125
Sh. No time to explain.
376
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,291
Just come with me.
377
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,208
What's that?
378
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,583
Fine. They can come, too.
379
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,250
[screams]
[kids yelling]
380
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:30,041
He's everywhere.
He's everywhere.
381
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,417
He's-- He's everywhere.
382
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:32,458
Everywhere!
383
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,250
[screaming]
384
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,000
What's going on?
385
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,875
Yes? Uh, Ms. Chicarelli.
386
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,792
Mrs. Buttowski,
at this very moment
387
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,458
that boy of yours
is disturbing the peace
388
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,959
and ruining the sanctity
of the entire neighborhood,
389
00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:52,125
and he's breaking trashcans
390
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,542
and buzzing around,
crashing into things
391
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:54,709
and wasting water.
392
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:58,250
He's-- That boy
is driving me crazy,
393
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:00,291
and he should be grounded
because of his menacing,
394
00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:02,375
and he's-- and he's--
395
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,709
He's right there.
396
00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:06,041
Hey, Mom,
I'm done cleaning my room.
397
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:08,125
Can I go outside and play now?
398
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:11,041
Why, hello there,
Ms. Chicarelli.
399
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,959
Very nice to see you
out and about.
400
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:14,166
No-- no--
401
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:15,417
Well, as you can see,
402
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:18,417
Kick is here at home
helping out.
403
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,417
There was so many of them,
I couldn't--
404
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:23,375
Okay, you have a good day, now.
405
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:24,667
[latch clicks]
406
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:27,500
Come on, Oscar.
Kick-- uh, everywhere.
407
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,834
[stammering]
Buttowski everywhere.
408
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:30,959
Well, honey,
409
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,792
I think I may have been
a little wrong
410
00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:34,542
in listening
to Ms. Chicarelli
411
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:36,291
and her tales
of your trouble.
412
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:41,083
Well, that put old snitchy
back in her place,
413
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,417
and during the confusion,
414
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,166
I was able to get
all our stuff back.
415
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,083
Autographed photo of me?
416
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:49,000
Finally my set
is complete again.
417
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,208
Emo kid.
418
00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:55,500
The toupee?
419
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,667
Uh, not quite.
420
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:58,792
Uh, yup.
421
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,709
Ah, still fits.
422
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,166
Wallet.
423
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,083
Hey.
424
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:08,792
Nice work.
425
00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:10,333
You, too.
426
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,333
Now, where were we?
427
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:15,667
Wet Willie.
428
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:16,875
[both yell]
429
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:24,625
[howling in distance]
430
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:27,125
Will you keep your dog quiet?
431
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,458
[howls]
432
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:34,125
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