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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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[yells]
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Oooh.
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[coughs]
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[gargles]
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[groans]
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Gunther, how did it
get so bad?
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[groans]
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Okay, Gunther, you gonna
be ready at the landing spot?
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[strains]
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Pudding is already in place.
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[strains]
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And release.
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Let me just get the--
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Steering wheel!
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Biscuits.
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All finished.
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Now, I've seen some
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friendship fountains before,
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but this one takes the cake.
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I still remember the day
we met 20 years ago.
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[both]
A chicken wing.
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You take, I insist.
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Why, thank you.
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What is your name, friend?
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[chokes]
Mmm, unusual name.
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Nice to meet you,
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[chokes]
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No, Magnus, he's choking.
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[groans]
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He needs CPR.
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[gasps]
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By the hammer of Thor, I live.
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Friends?
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Friends.
Oh, I love this song.
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Let's dance.
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Here's to the Vangunsons
and the Buttowskis.
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[all]
May our families
be forever friends forever.
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Nothing could ever
break up this friendship.
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Has anyone seen Kick?
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[incoming missile whistles]
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Duck.
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[laughs]
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What a pair, huh?
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Ja, ol' Kick is so rebellious.
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Only when Gunther's around.
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[laughs]
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Your son is like this,
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"Gunther, I will ruin your life
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and also look at
my silly helmet."
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And Gunther is like this,
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"I don't know
about this, Kick."
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I don't know about this, Kick.
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While you act like,
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"Oh, my name is Harry.
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Look at my pointy nose
and my stupid pants."
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Well, here's you,
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"Oh, I'm all big and scary.
Bo-ar."
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[laughs]
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Heh.
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Bo-ar!
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You slander our family?
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You slandered my family first.
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Your son destroyed the party.
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Because your son probably
messed something up.
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He learned how to mess up
from your son.
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Well, then maybe we should
have never met.
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Raa, this friendship is over.
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Fine, we're leaving.
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Good riddance.
Be gone Buttowskis.
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Hey.
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But I'm sleeping
over at Kick's.
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No, you're not.
Your friendship is over, too.
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You and Kick will never
see each other again.
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[both]
No.
Oh, yes.
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Kick.
Gunther.
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Psst, Gunther.
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Gunther.
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Gunther!
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Hey, Kick.
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I can't come down.
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My parents said you're
a bad influence.
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But just because
they aren't friends
doesn't mean we can't be.
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[horn blares]
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Why, of course, Mr. Pizza-Man,
I can pick up
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the pizzas at the park.
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[dial tone]
Hello?
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[loud thud]
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I don't think
this is working, Kick.
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Come on, Gunther, we've got--
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Cease communications
immediately!
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Gunther, we've
tried everything.
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I guess this just isn't
gonna work.
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But I can't find
a new best friend now.
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My looks aren't
what they used to be.
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I'll never find
another friend like you.
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I'll never find
another friend, ever.
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[dog barking]
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Run, Kick!
[barking continues]
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So, Mouth, we've
never really hung out.
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What exactly do you do?
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I scheme. I'm also
kind of into shuffleboard.
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Well, you ever think
about going down
Dead Man's Drop?
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[Kick]
Never find
another friend ever, huh?
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Sitting in our booth?
With him?
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Kick, you're not supposed
to be in here.
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Didn't you see the sign
my dad put up?
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Well, forgive me, Gunther.
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I was doing this thing
called trying.
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Kick!
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Let's go!
Dead Man's Drop awaits!
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And exactly how hard
were you trying?
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This is boring.
I'm gonna go
play shuffleboard.
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I was thinking
about going down the Drop
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on this rickety old pair
of roller skates.
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Ah!
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Huh. You're supposed
to say, "I don't know
about this, Kick."
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Wait a second. You just
want me to be a replacement
for Gunther.
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Well--
Well, I'm totally into it.
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What do you think?
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Huh.
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Hey, good buddy. You want
to split these bacon rinds?
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Okay. I'll leave
your half of the rinds
out here.
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Wow. Pretty awesome, huh?
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Quit hogging the chips.
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Attention, Mellowbrook.
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Watch in awe
as my new best friend,
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uh, this guy conquers
Dead Man's Drop.
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Whatever. I'm already
empty inside.
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Come on, this guy. I know
you're gonna be great.
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Uh...
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Ugh.
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Guess I'm not so easily
replaced after all.
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Let's go, new buddy.
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[siren wails]
[groans]
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Hey, will you be
my new best friend?
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[sighs]
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Keep pulling, new buddy.
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Just hang tight while I
grab the steering wheel.
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Why can't you just tell
Gunther you miss him?
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Because I'm only
your reflection.
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[smash]
[groaning]
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Ugh. Oh. I didn't
know you were here.
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Oh. Hey. What are
you doing here?
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I was just coming to get
this old sock
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and this crumpled
piece of paper.
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So where's your little friend?
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Which one? I have
many relationships.
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You've come a long way
since "never gonna find
another friend ever."
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None of this would've
happened if you hadn't
forgotten that steering wheel.
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I can't help it if I have
a lousy pit crew.
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Oh, more excuses
from the world's
worst daredevil.
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What did you just say?
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The world's worst daredevil.
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[Both yell]
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Gunther, how did it
get so bad?
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It's a little rancid,
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but what do you expect
from aerosol cheese?
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Not the cheese.
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Oh, Gunther, I--
You know.
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What is it, Kick?
I, uh...
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I miss my best friend.
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I feel the same way, buddy.
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Let me try to express it
through song.
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♪ Why are we friends? ♪
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♪ I think you'll agree ♪
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Hey, give me back my guitar,
little girl.
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Look, Gunther, we
don't need songs.
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We're friends
no matter what.
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But I already paid
the backup dancers.
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If we're gonna be
friends again,
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we need our parents
to make up.
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What do you say?
You wanna do this?
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Hello? Who's there?
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[doorbell rings]
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Who dares ring
my doorbell?
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Magnus, what is it?
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Oh, it's you.
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Hello, Buttowskis.
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♪♪ ['80s dance music]
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What's all this?
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It's just like
how we met.
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I couldn't do this
without my best friend.
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Thanks again, buddy.
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[grunts]
I hope we never make
a mistake like that again.
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Oops.
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[Kick]
Now for the magic.
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I bet Kick did this.
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Only that boy could pull off
a stunt like this.
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No, no, no.
It had to be Gunther.
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He's so sensitive and sweet.
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Harry, I'm so sorry.
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Bo-ar.
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I'm sorry too.
Forever friends forever?
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[screams]
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[Both]
Ooh, chicken wings.
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[Women]
No.
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[All laugh]
Those two.
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I don't get it.
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It's Friday, Gunther.
You know what that means.
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Cafeteria meatloaf day?
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Well, yes. But it's also--
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[Announcer]
Crashes, smashes,
and demolition.
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Plus, the first 100 kids
get a free shard
of souvenir wreckage.
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This Friday, at the...
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Oh, I'll be there, baby.
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Best day of the year.
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This certainly is
the best day of the year.
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Meatloaf day?
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No. It's report card day.
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Report card day?
Gee, Kick.
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You think your dad's
still gonna take you
to the demolition derby
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after he sees
your report card?
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Come on, Gunther. I do
pretty well in class.
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If my dad sees
that report card,
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he'll never take me
to the derby.
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But if he doesn't see it--
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Gunther, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Ack! You're gonna
blind your dad?
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Not this time. I just gotta
keep him from seeing it
till after the derby.
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I gotta get
that report card.
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All right. Lower me
precisely 8.2 feet.
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Sorry. That was 8.3.
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That's okay, Gunther.
The derby is worth it.
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Isn't stealing the mail
a federal offense?
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It's my report card,
so technically no.
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[footsteps]
Someone's coming.
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[groans]
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Time for plan B.
What's plan B?
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Catch that mailman.
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Oh, yay. We used to play
that at camp.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Whoa, he's really trucking.
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You would too if Oscar
were on your tail.
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[barking]
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Maybe it'd just be easier
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to be honest with your dad.
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No time for the truth.
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Besides, I want
that souvenir shard
of wreckage.
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Here's your mail.
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Oh, thank you.
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[screams]
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[Kick]
This is gonna be
harder than I thought.
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Well, that was easy.
Yep.
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Just gotta hide this
till after the derby.
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At which point, I will be
too immersed in awesomeness
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to care about my punishment.
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00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:44,041
Yay, another happy ending.
263
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:47,417
[laughs]
This is gonna be too easy.
264
00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:49,959
Hey, Kick. I couldn't help
but overhear
265
00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:52,208
that you're trying to hide
your report card from Dad.
266
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,917
Don't worry, the Brad
is here to help. Yeah, Brad.
267
00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:57,792
Yay, another happy ending.
268
00:14:57,792 --> 00:15:00,750
So, out of concern
and sympathy for you,
269
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:03,166
my brother, I humbly offer
270
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:06,083
this hiding place
for your report card.
271
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,750
Save it, Brad.
I don't want your--
272
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,542
Hey, hey, get me outta here.
273
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:16,417
[laughs]
274
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:19,458
A proper dillweed burial. Mom!
275
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:22,166
Kick's trying to hide
his report card.
[gasps]
276
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,208
Mom, hey, hey, Mom.
277
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:24,917
Mm-hmm.
Mom, you gotta see this.
278
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:26,166
Do you mind?
I'm on the phone.
279
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,917
But--
I don't want to hear
another word.
280
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:32,709
Mm-hmm. Yes, well, I've
always felt that--
Hello, I'm home.
281
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:35,083
Ooh, Dad.
282
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:40,041
Dad, Kick is trying to hide
his report card from you
283
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:43,417
because he knows if you
see it, you won't take him
to the demolition derby.
284
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:46,834
What?
285
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,750
What was that, Bradley?
I couldn't hear you.
286
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,750
I was trying out
these sweet new headphones.
287
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,917
I said Kick is trying to--
288
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:57,917
Kick, what are you
doing covered
in that filthy laundry?
289
00:15:57,917 --> 00:16:00,959
Jeez, Brad, you're
not looking so hot.
290
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:04,041
Dad, Kick's--
291
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:10,500
All right, boys. No fighting
in my mail-reading room.
292
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:20,959
[screams]
293
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:23,333
I'll take care of Brad.
294
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,709
You get that report card.
Get off of me!
295
00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:28,291
Kick, get in here
immediately!
296
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,583
I can explain.
297
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:32,333
There is no excuse for this.
298
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:35,583
This water bill is 40 cents
higher than usual.
299
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,959
Have you done
any water-related
stunts recently?
300
00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:38,959
Um...
301
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,041
No.
Oh, well.
302
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,000
Sorry about
the misunderstanding.
303
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,041
Must be your mother and her
persistent toilet flushing.
[toilet flushes]
304
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,000
I'll talk to her later.
305
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,291
Now, out you go.
Gotta finish
opening this mail
306
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,333
before the demolition derby.
307
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,000
Now, let's see what's next.
308
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,250
Oh, come on.
309
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,458
Right in the middle
of mail time.
310
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:09,000
Where is it?
Where is it?
311
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,250
Ah, finally.
312
00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:18,375
Let's get this party started.
313
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:27,041
Oh, I wish those bee
of the month club people
314
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:28,417
would stop sending me
these samples.
315
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,041
Ah! Same
for the ferret people.
316
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,709
Oh, not another box
of piranhas.
I have enough.
317
00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:51,041
[grunts]
318
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:54,041
Un-hunh. Un-hunh. Got it.
319
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,166
Let me out of here!
320
00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:00,041
Now, let's see what's next.
321
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,875
From the Mellowbrook
School District.
322
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,375
Open immediately.
323
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,166
[doorbell rings]
Special delivery.
324
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:09,750
Ah! More mail.
325
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,250
Why, thank you. I--
326
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:18,583
Gunther? Where did you
get that uniform?
327
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:19,667
Uh...
328
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,750
Gotta go.
329
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,750
Gunther, ring the doorbell.
330
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,750
Yoink. Thanks, Kick. I was
just about to open this one.
331
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,917
Uh...
332
00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:37,542
Dad, don't open that.
Why not?
333
00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:40,917
Uh, because I got you
a new letter opener.
334
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:42,625
Ah! Let me see.
335
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,291
I am saving it
336
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,667
until after the derby.
337
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,291
Tease.
338
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,875
Ah. It's all going
according to--
339
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:53,375
[gasps]
Kick!
340
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,834
Hah, gotcha.
341
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:06,291
Thanks, dillweed.
342
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,583
Get the card, Kick.
343
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:16,083
[grunts]
344
00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:42,333
Got it.
345
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,208
Don't got it.
346
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,500
[screams]
347
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:06,709
Gotcha.
348
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,458
Oh, biscuits.
349
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,333
Got it again.
350
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,667
I've been looking
for this. Huh?
351
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,208
Report card? Kick, were you
trying to hide this from me?
352
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:24,083
I was afraid you wouldn't
take me to the derby.
353
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:26,583
But your grades have improved
across the board.
354
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:28,542
Say what?
355
00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:34,208
[Announcer] By the laws
of awesome, that was a crash
to end all crashes.
356
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:35,250
[crash]
357
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,917
Holy mackerel.
Get a load of this.
358
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,709
What happened?
359
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:46,375
Ladies and gentlemen,
that was the craziest heap
of awesome I've ever seen.
360
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,542
And look at those guys.
I think they're gonna--
361
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:53,250
[crash]
What? What did I miss?
362
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,500
Was that magic
or a bona fide derby miracle?
363
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,250
Either way, you'll never see
that stunt again.
364
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:03,959
[groans]
Well, at least I still have
my souvenir shard.
365
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:06,625
Hey, is this
my new letter opener? Sweet.
366
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:10,458
Biscuits.
Oh, and for messing
with my mail,
367
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:11,667
you're grounded
when we get home.
368
00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:13,125
Now, enjoy the derby, buddy.
[crash]
369
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:16,959
Biscuits with gravy.
370
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:23,583
Mom? Dad?
371
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,542
Brianna?
372
00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:28,709
Dillweed?
[wolf howls]
373
00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:30,125
Yeah, Brad.
374
00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:57,625
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