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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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This is the fastest thing
we’ve ever built.
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Just wait till we put
some wheels on.
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Are we ready for
the cart race yet?
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It’s not just
a cart race, Gunther.
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It’s the Tri-county
Car-tacular.
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[Announcer]
That’s right.
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he first annual
Tri-county Car-tacular.
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Win this race
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and be the talk
of the tri-county area.
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Lose and be humiliated
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and have everything
you stand for belittled.
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Save something
for the race.
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[Boy]
You think you’re gonna
race in that thing?
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How charming.
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Ronaldo.
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Who’s Ronaldo?
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He’s just a physics
nerd, Gunther.
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Nothing to worry about.
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These are my sidewalks.
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Reduce drag
to maximize velocity.
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Adjust leading mass.
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Angle of incidence
equals angle of reflection.
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[laughing]
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[woman screams]
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Kick! Turn!
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No time. We’re going
right through.
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[Gunther screaming]
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[children laughing]
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Well, well, well.
Looks like
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the last of my opponents
is eradicated.
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Time to go win the first annual
Tri-county Car-tacular.
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And the winner by default
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of the first annual
Tri-county Car-tacular is--
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Ronaldo.
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Ha! Suckers.
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That’ll teach you
to make an effort.
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Don’t worry, Kick.
You may have lost the race
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and been humiliated
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and had everything
you stand for belittled,
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but--
But what?
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Uh, nothing.
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That’s it, I guess.
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I never lose, Gunther.
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Especially not
at cart racing.
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Cart racing?
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One-eyed Jackson!
What did you say?
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I mean,
Mr. One-eyed Jackson.
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Had a run-in
with Ronaldo, did you?
How did you know?
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[rat squeaking]
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Used to be kids came
to woodshop class
all the time.
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Building carts,
racing them after school.
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Cart racing is fun.
Not anymore it’s not.
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That Ronaldo can dazzle you
with his fancy physics bluster,
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but when push comes to shove,
he’s just a dirty cheater.
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Racing used to be fun,
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until that fateful day
he came around.
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I remember it
like it was yesterday.
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When was it.
Yesterday.
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So cool.
Awesome.
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Kick Buttowski.
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Did you come down
to polish my trophy?
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I came for a rematch,
just you and me.
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[snickering]
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Racing’s about control,
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and you’re nothing
but a loose cannon.
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You’re like the square
root of two:
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irrational.
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If you wanna talk numbers,
I’m out.
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But if you want to race--
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tomorrow, 3 p.m.,
Mount Hurtsmore.
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[gasp]
Mount Hurtsmore?
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[Announcer]
Yes, Mount Hurtsmore,
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with its treacherous turns,
horrific hurdles,
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intense inclines,
and the legendary Turn 6.
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Many have tried,
but none have conquered
Mount Hurtsmore.
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[wind blowing]
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Pretty tough terrain,
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unless you’re friendly
with the laws of physics.
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I prefer the laws of awesome.
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Laws of awesome?
That doesn’t even make sense.
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Not to you.
You’re not awesome.
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Well, I’ve got
an actual law on my side.
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Newton’s Second,
to be exact.
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This is you.
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That’s so true.
Sorry.
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I’m an unstoppable force
and Mount Hurtsmore--
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[thunderclap]
...is an immovable object.
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When you find yourself
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between an unstoppable force
and an immovable object--
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[gasps]
Need I say more?
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Nah. You talk
too much already.
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Time for some upgrades.
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But they’ve got physics
on their side.
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What do we have?
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Four wheels and a box.
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Word on the street says
you’re facing Ronaldo
on Mount Hurtsmore.
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I always thought the word
on the street said,
"PED XING."
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Looks like you could use
some words of advice
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from a grizzled old
cart racing champ.
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[whistling]
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[Kick]
Janitor Roberson
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is the grizzled old
cart racing champ?
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Awesome.
It’s me.
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I’m the grizzled old
cart racing champ.
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Oh, sorry.
I’ll clean later.
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Now listen up, boys.
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We gotta build you
a new cart.
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But there’s a couple things
you need to know first.
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Ronaldo plays by nobody’s
rules but his own.
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And he’s a cheater,
so he doesn’t play
by any rules.
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So forget everything
I just said.
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Except that he’s
a cheater.
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He veers left,
you veer right.
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He goes under,
you go over.
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He goes around,
you go through.
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He eats expired
cottage cheese, you--
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Well, you shouldn’t
do that.
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Gosh, that’s
a terrible idea.
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This is kind of
the worst advice ever.
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[hammering]
[ratcheting]
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Now that’s how
you build a cart.
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Awesome, Kick.
You’re ready.
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No one’s ever ready
for Mount Hurtsmore.
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[thunderclap]
Okay,
so you’re not ready.
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Don’t get me wrong.
You’re as ready as
anyone’s ever been.
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But there’s one thing
nobody can teach you about,
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[thunderclap]
and that’s Turn 6.
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That wall’s a man-eater.
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Almost met my match
on that nasty Turn 6.
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Never was the same
after I crashed that day.
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Is that how
you lost your eye?
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Nah, it’s how
I lost my leg.
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[twittering]
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[thunder rumbles]
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[cheering]
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[scoffs]
I knew he wouldn’t show up.
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Guess the laws of awesome
don’t mention punctuality.
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It wasn’t that funny.
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[Kick]
Ronaldo!
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You might as well quit now.
No way you can harness
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the power of physics
in that piece of junk.
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[chuckles]
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You couldn’t even exploit
subsonic aerodynamics.
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These wheels couldn’t withstand
even the slightest spinout.
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And your weight distribution
is so severely off-balance
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that it’s hilarious.
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Laugh harder.
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There’s absolutely
no science at work here.
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You got your way.
I got mine.
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Well, if you’re
so confident,
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how about we put
a little
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something else
on the line, too?
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I’m listening.
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Your helmet if I win.
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Deal.
Good.
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And if Kick wins?
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When I win,
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you quit racing
forever.
Deal.
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[cat yowls]
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[engine roars]
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Recorded that myself at Daytona
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with a parabolic mic.
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Three, two, one go!
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Play with fire at 505 degrees
Kelvin, you get cauterized.
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Whoa!
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[giggles]
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Nice try, Ronaldo.
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You just don’t know when
to quit, do you, Buttowski?
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[thunderclap]
Oh, no! Turn 6!
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Slow down, Kick!
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You’re gonna lose
an eye!
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I mean a leg.
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He’ll never make it
going that fast.
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Kick, you’ve gotta slow down!
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Sorry, the words "slow down"
aren’t in my vocabulary.
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Dadgummit,
I told him not to read
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those darn comic books
during vocabulary class.
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This is where physics
makes all the difference.
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The centrifugal force
from that turn
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will splatter your guts
against that wall,
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unless you slow down
in time.
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Is he trying to get
himself killed?
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[tires screeching]
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Need more speed.
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[giggles]
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[screams]
No!
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You always were
a loose cannon!
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Ah, the familiar smell
of certain victory.
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[gasps]
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The laws of awesome.
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[air horn blows]
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No brakes, huh?
No brakes?
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You’re a crazy hothead,
you know that?
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And I love you for it.
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You drove through
solid granite.
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Told you I’m fast.
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But you broke the laws
of physics!
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Laws were meant
to be broken.
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[crowd cheering]
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Hey, you guys see
One-eyed Jackson?
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One-eyed Jackson?
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That old man died
a long time ago
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when he hit that wall
on Turn 6.
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I’m just kidding.
He’s over there.
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Nice job, boys.
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Well, looks like
my work here is done.
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[Gunther]
Yay!
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That’s the plan, anyway.
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The Mellowbrook
Memorial Corkscrew.
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I was wondering when
you were gonna tackle that.
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I had to wait until they
were gonna demolish it.
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A once-in-a-lifetime jump.
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Now or never.
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Prepare to launch!
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Launch prepared.
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[klaxon blaring]
[siren wailing]
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Hi, Kick!
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[Kick]
No!
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A once-in-a-lifetime
stunt ruined.
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[crash]
[cat yowls]
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Great stunt, Kick.
[groans]
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So while your vertebrae
settle back into place,
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just a friendly reminder
that tonight’s my big
birthday party.
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Sorry, Jackie.
I’d love to come,
but--
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Great!
It starts at 7.
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I’ll never be the world’s
greatest daredevil
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with Jackie around.
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I gotta get her out of
my life once and for all.
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[grunting]
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I’d give anything for her
to never bother me again.
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Did you say anything?
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Because if you did,
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I can help you.
How?
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By making Jackie hate you.
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Think about it.
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Who’s better than me
at making people hate him?
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I hate him.
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I could help you ruin
her birthday party
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so she’ll never want
to see you again.
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Imagine,
a life without Jackie.
256
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:07,583
[crowd cheering]
257
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:08,959
Let’s do this.
258
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:11,667
Not so fast.
I don’t work for free.
259
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,750
But I am in the market
for a new man cave.
260
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,250
So I’ll take care of
your Wacky Jackie problem
261
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,041
if you give me your room.
262
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:19,208
If it works.
263
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,834
[laughs]
It’ll work.
264
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,917
Kick, you can’t make
a deal with him.
265
00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:24,083
He’s evil.
266
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,750
Besides, even Jackie
deserves a happy birthday.
267
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:29,458
Sorry, Gunther.
I’ve made up my mind.
268
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:32,542
I won’t be a party
to this madness!
269
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:35,166
It’s madness I tell you!
270
00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:36,917
[in distance]
Madness!
271
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:41,208
So do we have a deal?
272
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:42,166
[Gunther in distance]
Madness!
273
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,208
"For services rendered,
274
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,792
"the party of the first part,
known as the dillweed,
275
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,375
"shall agree to freely
give over his room
276
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:50,500
to the party
of the second part,
277
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,959
known as the Brad.
278
00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:53,625
The dillweed shall live
in tha back yard forever.
279
00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:56,667
Sign it.
280
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:00,333
No ink.
281
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:06,834
Mmm. Use that.
282
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,083
You sure about this?
283
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,041
Worry not, dillweed.
284
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,959
Wacky Jackie’s gonna
have a birthday
285
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,583
she’ll never forget.
286
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:17,875
[cackling]
[thunderclap]
287
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:25,041
[sawing, hammering]
[cats yowling]
288
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,959
[chainsaw revving]
289
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,166
[chainsaw stops]
290
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:29,875
What was all that noise?
291
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,083
What, that? That’s my
new sound effect CD.
292
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,625
Okay, dillweed,
give this to Jackie
293
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:35,500
and your troubles are over.
294
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,291
[rattling]
What’s in it?
295
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:41,208
It’s better
that you don’t know.
296
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,542
Well, if this doesn’t work,
I want my room back.
297
00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:45,417
Oh, it’ll work.
298
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,709
Besides, no take-backs.
299
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,417
[laughs]
300
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,125
[doorbell chimes]
301
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:56,917
Sorry I’m late, every...
302
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:57,834
one?
303
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,583
Yay! The party
can finally start!
304
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:03,834
Uh, nobody’s here.
305
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,375
Well, you’re here,
306
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,583
and that tumbleweed.
307
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:07,750
Thanks for coming!
308
00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:13,667
[gasps]
A birthday present?
309
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:14,917
Whoo!
What’s in it?
310
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:16,750
[nervous chuckle]
Open it and find out.
311
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,917
[giggles]
Open it? Ha!
312
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:21,083
Now why would I do
a thing like that?
313
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,834
It’ll be so much
sweeter if I wait.
314
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,834
Oh, the waiting
is so painful.
315
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,625
[whispers]
So good.
316
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,417
You know, maybe it’s best
to just get it over with?
317
00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:29,792
Here, I’ll help.
No!
318
00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:32,041
It’s the grand finale!
319
00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:33,750
But we can always
play party games.
320
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,083
Party games?
321
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:38,250
Let’s play
Pin the Tail on Kick.
322
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,125
Run! It’s more
exciting that way.
323
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,959
Okay. Careful.
A little left.
324
00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:47,625
The other left.
325
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,291
A little further.
326
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:51,125
Perfect.
327
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,667
Welcome to the bachelor pad
de la Brad.
328
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:56,709
Horace, make me a sign
that says that.
329
00:15:56,709 --> 00:15:58,125
Pantsy, celebrate for me.
330
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,417
Wahoo! Yippee!
331
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,250
Wahoo?
332
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:02,959
Yeah, Brad!
333
00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:08,166
Jackie, a porcupine toss
is not a party game.
334
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,917
It’s not?
Uh-uh.
335
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:10,917
Oh, I got it.
336
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,208
[kissing]
337
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,583
Okay. No!
338
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,583
That’s not
a party game, either.
339
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,083
Look, open up
the present and--
340
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,083
Ooh!
341
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,291
Let’s bust open
a piñata!
342
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:21,959
Hi-yah!
343
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,917
Worst piñata ever.
344
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:31,750
Where’s the candy?
345
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:34,583
What? Some piñatas
have candy for realsies?
346
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:35,709
That sounds awesome!
347
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:36,959
Forget it.
It’s just not worth it.
348
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,375
Where are you going?
349
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,125
Get her to open
that present.
350
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,375
I want to get away
from her,
351
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,583
not spend more time
with her.
352
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,333
Look at the picture,
dillweed.
353
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,792
As soon as she opens
that present,
354
00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:47,458
she’s out of your life
forever!
355
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:48,542
[singsong]
Forever!
356
00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:50,959
Yeah, Brad!
357
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,208
Here, Kick!
Have a snack!
358
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,333
What was that?
359
00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,000
Onions with peanut butter.
360
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,750
Onions and peanut butter?
361
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,834
Those aren’t snacks.
362
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:04,792
Haven’t you ever thrown
a party before?
363
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:06,500
Well, no.
364
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,875
In fact, I’ve never
even been to one.
365
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,792
Never?
Never?
366
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:11,250
Never?
367
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,959
We moved around a lot,
and you might not believe this,
368
00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:16,125
but it’s kind of hard
for me to make friends.
369
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:17,667
That’s why the guest list
is so thin.
370
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,083
You can go if you want.
371
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,667
Don’t go!
Remember...
372
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,250
even Jackie deserves
a happy birthday.
373
00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:34,625
You know what, Jackie?
I’m staying.
374
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:38,333
And I’m gonna give you
the best birthday party ever.
375
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,125
Oh, Kick!
It already is.
376
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:43,000
Thanks, Gunther.
Gunther?
377
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:43,917
[moans]
378
00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:19,000
[kissing]
379
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,458
Kick, thank you.
380
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,458
Thank you,
thank you.
381
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:28,417
It’s the best
birthday party ever.
382
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:29,542
Almost.
383
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,166
You mean there’s more?
384
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,000
[doorbell chimes]
385
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,375
And lo there was a party,
386
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,667
and it was good.
387
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:37,750
[gasps]
388
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,667
[screams]
389
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,291
♪♪
390
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:55,375
Oh, Kick, it really is
the best party ever.
391
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:56,333
Thank you so much.
392
00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:58,875
No problem.
393
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,250
Attention, everyone!
394
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,583
I would like
to thank the guy
395
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:06,291
who made this
party so awesome.
396
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,667
My friend,
Kick Buttowski!
397
00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:10,625
And I’m gonna open
his present first!
398
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:13,834
Present.
Yeah.
399
00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:16,041
Forgot about the present,
didn’t you?
400
00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:19,208
And there’s nothing you
can do about it, dillweed.
401
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:19,959
[laughing]
[thunderclap]
402
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,250
Yeah, Brad.
403
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,458
Hey, man.
Be cool.
404
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:26,250
Ow! The punch!
405
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,917
It burns!
406
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:28,625
Oh, no.
407
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:35,834
Why, Kick? Why?
408
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,625
Jackie, no!
409
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,250
Why did you do that?
410
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,375
I-- I, uh--
411
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,000
[doorbell chimes]
412
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,417
Hey! Look what I found.
413
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:04,834
[reading]
414
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,709
Oh, I can’t wait
to open it!
415
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,458
No, Jackie!
It’s not what you think!
416
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,083
Good!
I love surprises.
417
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,625
Give it back.
418
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:14,250
Not on your life.
419
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,500
[screams]
420
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,834
[screaming]
421
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:21,208
Kick, this is how you
really feel about me?
422
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:22,542
Jackie, I-- I--
423
00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:26,959
[cackling]
424
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,000
Good thing I kept
this Halloween costume.
425
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,709
This is the best gift ever!
426
00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:33,917
Wait.
You don’t hate me?
427
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:35,458
How can I?
428
00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:36,542
Any gift
from Kick Buttowski
429
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:38,000
is the best gift
in the world!
430
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,709
In fact,
I love you even more.
431
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:43,333
This is the most
thoughtful gift ever.
432
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,250
If there’s anything
I can ever do to
thank you--
433
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:48,667
anything at all,
like marrying you.
434
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,625
Okay, so it didn’t work.
435
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,667
But I’m still not giving
back my man cave, dillweed.
436
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:57,166
As a matter of fact,
there is something
you can do.
437
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:58,417
Anything.
438
00:20:58,417 --> 00:20:59,417
[doorbell chimes]
439
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:00,875
[Jackie]
He took your room?
440
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:03,792
[screams]
441
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:05,333
You give Kick back
his room!
442
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,458
[Brad]
Hey! Get out of
my man cave!
443
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,667
Now, this is a party.
444
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,083
You were right, Gunther.
445
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:14,208
everyone deserves
a happy birthday.
I said that?
446
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:17,375
Sometimes having a friend
like Jackie isn’t so bad.
447
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,041
[screaming, crashing]
448
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:25,375
♪♪
449
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,000
You know?
[chuckles]
450
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,417
You’re a pretty good dancer.
451
00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:33,375
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