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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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[screaming]
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[screaming continues]
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[squeak]
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Yeah! Great test run, Kick.
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[crash]
[cat yowls]
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Good thing that was
the test dummy, huh, Kick?
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[gasps]
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[clatter]
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I hear pain!
[screams]
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Oh, yes! Yes!
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Show me the scrapes.
Show-- Show me it.
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Okay. Good. Yes!
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Even better than
the famous rug burn of '08.
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This one's
going on the fridge.
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Oh, Jackie!
Your lingonberry pie is ready!
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Lingonberry pie?
My favorite!
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Your-- Your favorite?
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And your Viking Helmet
of the Month just arrived.
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Finally.
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And I just polished
your clogs.
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[yodeling]
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[thumping]
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Aw. Ah.
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So what was today's
big stunt for anyway, huh?
[grunting]
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I'm preparing
for my eventual descent
down Widowma--
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Widomaker's
Pea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eak?
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Yeah.
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You must've snuck into my
house and ready my diary,
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and now you know it's been
my greatest dream
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to marry the first man
who conquers Widowmaker's Peak.
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If you do eat it
on Widowmaker's Peak,
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that would make me
your widow!
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Get it?
Widowmaker's Peak!
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[squelch]
Ew. Roadkill.
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♪♪ [humming tango music]
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[shudders]
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[shuddering laugh]
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What's up, Gunther?
You never drool this much.
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Gunther?
Are you listening?
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Gunther!
[buzzing]
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Oh. Sorry, Kick,
but I'm in love.
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Hah! Love.
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Oh. You're serious.
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Well, then, who are you
in-- uhh-- with?
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Well, it's--
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[Jackie]
Ki-i-i-i-ick!
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My mother
doesn't approve of you!
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Forbidden love.
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[footsteps running]
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She's never gonna want me.
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She?
Oh, right. The girl.
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Wow. You've got it bad, huh?
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Yes! So bad!
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You know what?
I'm gonna help you
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get this dream girl.
[slurping]
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So who is she?
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Well, she was just
standing outside that window.
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Huh? The only person
that could be
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is Wacky Jackie, and--
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[chuckling]
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No! No. Come on.
Not her.
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Yes.
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But she's wacky!
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Only to you
because you don't love her.
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But if Jackie
was obsessed with me
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the way she is with you,
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then she'd be out of your hair
and into mine,
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assuming that you have hair.
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So you're saying that
if we get her to become
obsessed with you,
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then she'll leave me alone,
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all while making
your dreams come true.
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But she doesn't
even notice me, Kick.
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Then getting you noticed
is step number 1.
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There's nothing
Jackie loves more
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than extreme daredevils,
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so I'll show you
how to be one.
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I just rode over here
on sewage.
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Is that extreme enough?
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Okay, Gunther,
you need to master
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the three rules of keeping
a daredevil attitude.
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Rule 1: speech.
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Say something
you'd like to tell Jackie.
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"Dearest Jackie,
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"your face is like an apple,
ripe to the touch.
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You make my heart
beat within my womb."
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Enough. If you need
at least five words
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to convey something,
use two instead.
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Simplify, Gunther.
Simplify.
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Rule 2: focus.
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Here.
Follow the stick.
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Excellent.
How do you feel?
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Ooh, I'm feeling
really nice and focused.
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Ah-ah-ah-ah.
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Feeling focused.
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Third-- most important--
reason.
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Never, ever, ever
listen to reason.
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Gunther, what are you doing?
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Quiet, Kick.
I'm listening to reason.
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If you can master
these three rules,
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you're on your way to being
an extreme daredevil.
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Any questions?
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"Dearest Jackie,
your face is like an apple,
ripe to the touch."
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Come on, Gunther, simplify.
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Fart.
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Fart, fart.
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Hello? Hello?
Is anyone there?
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[sniffles]
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She didn't even notice me.
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She didn't notice you
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because you still
don't look the part.
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Look the part.
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Something tells me
this looks better on you.
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In that outfit,
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ladies won't be able
to tell the difference.
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Ki-i-i-i-ick!
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Lookit!
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Ugh! She's all yours.
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I made it
with your old bandages.
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I didn't have enough
for the last letter,
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but maybe you can
make me some more
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when you go down
Widowmaker's Peak!
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Kick? Hmm?
No one's there.
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Even with this hot ensemble,
she didn't notice me.
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What am I doing wrong?
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Did you keep a steely gaze
when she looked at you?
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No, Kick.
Don't you get it?
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Jackie loves people
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for the extremely cool things
that they can do,
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and that's why
I need to do this.
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Do what?
I'm going down
Widowmaker's Peak.
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Hah! Gunther,
that's insane.
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Even I'm not ready
for Widowmaker's Peak.
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That's why
I have to do it.
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I have to
outdo the best.
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Come on, Gunther.
Listen to reason.
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Oh!
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[Kick]
Never listen to reason.
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Listen to reason.
Gotcha.
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Good, Gunther,
'cause this time, I--
[door closes]
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Aw, biscuits.
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Come one, come all!
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Actually, just Jackie.
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'Cause Gunther is about
to be the first man
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to conquer Widowmaker's Peak!
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Oh, Kick,
you're such a good kisser.
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I repeat,
Widowmaker's Peak!
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Widowmaker's Peak?
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[crow cawing]
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Those girls gonna go
in that box
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and go down the hill
and get hurt.
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Gunther,
you can't do this!
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Do you want to die?
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No. I want to live...
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till it hurts.
[grunting]
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Gunther,
I won't let you do this.
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You're gonna get hurt.
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I have to do this.
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I gotta get the girl.
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No girl is gonna
come between us.
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And getting rid of Jackie
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isn't worth losing
my best friend.
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Come on, buddy.
We'll find another way.
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Leave me alone!
Get out of the car.
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Go away!
You gotta let me do this!
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I said get out!
I said go away.
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Your breath
smells like stratosphere.
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That's not my breath.
That's the wind. Wind?
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[straining]
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Gunther,
you're perfectly balanced.
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Don't move.
Don't even make a sound.
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Why?
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[screaming]
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[screaming continues]
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[yells]
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[screaming continues]
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[grunting]
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[screaming continues]
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[bear growling]
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[growling continues]
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[bear grunting]
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[kick yelling]
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[grunts]
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Gunther, you're the first one
to conquer Widowmaker's Peak?
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[cheering]
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I am the first one! Hmm.
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[grunts]
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[gasping]
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I never realized
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you've been such a daredevil
all this time,
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hiding behind
the glory of your friend.
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Marry me.
I do.
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Congratulations, Gunther.
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Wow. You didn't tell me
how easy this stuff was, Kick.
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Quiet, you big-talking man.
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Ew. Roadkill.
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Way to go, Gunther.
[cheering]
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You got the girl,
and I got rid of the girl.
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I just love a man
who can take a hit from a bear.
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I'm gonna make a blog
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and start following you
all around.
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Uh...
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[bell ringing]
[Teacher]
All right, students. Quiet down.
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Monday is a very special day.
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Can anyone tell me
what that might be?
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Ooh, ooh!
Spaghetti and meatballs day?
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Mmm. Well, there's that.
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But it's also
Bring Your Dad to School Day.
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[cheering]
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It's my dad's weekend
to get his back shaved,
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so he'll be all nice
and smooth for Monday.
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Eww!
Eww!
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[groans]
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What's the matter,
Buttowski?
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Not excited to bring
your dad to school?
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Oh, I'm totally jumping
up and down on the inside.
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Hah!
I bet that's because
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your dad is lame.
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Ooh!
Ooh!
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Not a chance, Mouth.
My dad is the coolest.
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He's the X in extreme
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and the extreme
in extremely cool.
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When the heavens
needed a mold for awesome,
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they used my dad.
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Ohh!
Ohh!
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And then he broke
that very mold.
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Uh, Kick, do you
have a different dad
that I don't know about?
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No way, Gunther.
My dad is totally--
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You boys keep it down.
I'm building card castles.
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...lame.
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What are you gonna do?
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I've got the weekend
to make him awesome.
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How hard could that be?
Whoo-hoo!
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Double-decker!
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Okay, so why
are we doing this?
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I'll, uh, give you
the details later.
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As long as I get to do
groovy things with my son.
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Shouldn't you start
with something smaller?
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No time for small.
Okay, Dad.
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Get on the board.
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And remember,
live till it hurts.
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Live till it hurts!
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Aah!
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[crash]
[grunts]
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Oh, it hurts.
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It hurts.
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00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,917
[high-pitched voice]
And hurts.
262
00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,917
Whoa!
[yelling]
263
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:04,583
Ahh!
This just might work.
264
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,625
[crash]
265
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,041
Yep. Still hurts.
266
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:08,041
Or not.
267
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,917
[grunts]
268
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,417
I love doing this stuff
with you, son,
269
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,834
but what's all this for again?
270
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,166
Nothing, Dad.
271
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:16,166
Never mind.
272
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:18,959
What am I gonna do?
273
00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:21,875
Everyone's expecting me
to bring my cool dad
to school on Monday.
274
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,667
Aw, don't worry about it.
275
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,709
Your dad will be fine.
276
00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,291
Oh, sure.
You can say that.
277
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,291
Look at your cool dad.
278
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:32,125
What too cold?
279
00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:34,125
[teeth chattering]
280
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,291
There!
Is hot enough for you?
[screaming]
281
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:38,709
Yep. He's pretty cool.
282
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:41,542
Would it have been
too much to ask
to have a cool dad like
283
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:43,125
Ninja Dad,
284
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,959
Commando Dad,
285
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:46,709
or Rock Star Dad?
286
00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:49,625
Instead, all I get
is Boring Dad.
287
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:53,000
Well, what if your dad
pretended to be cool?
288
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,792
Nah.
289
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:58,000
Or, I could pretend
to have a cooler dad.
290
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,250
Oh, and I'll pretend
291
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,792
that I totally support this.
292
00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:05,792
We've brought you here
today to audition
293
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:09,041
for a very extreme
and super-cool role.
294
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:11,875
So to begin,
what would you do
295
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:15,166
if you were Kick's dad?
296
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,041
[all screaming]
297
00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,208
[screeching]
298
00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:21,000
Coming through.
299
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,125
[yells]
300
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:25,875
[tires screeching]
301
00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:29,000
Admittedly,
I saw that one coming.
302
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,625
Come on, Gunther.
There's gotta be
303
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,709
someone out there
who could play my dad.
304
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:34,792
Someone as smart
and awesome as me.
305
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,333
[bell dings]
306
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,166
Hoo-hoo. Classic.
307
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,792
Wade.
308
00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:45,083
Hey, hey, it's Danger Dude
and his Norse amigo.
309
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,083
Whatcha doing?
310
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:49,125
Just nuking
a microwavable burrito,
311
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,417
big daddy
of the frozen snack world.
312
00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:53,083
[slurping]
313
00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:55,625
[grunting]
314
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:56,917
Brain burn!
315
00:14:58,458 --> 00:14:59,500
Ha-ha!
316
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,208
Diminished.
317
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:02,917
I want a brain burn.
318
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:06,083
Dare to dream, Norse amigo.
Dare to dream.
319
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:09,208
Now, how can the Wade
be of assistance?
320
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,959
What would you do
if you were my dad?
321
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:14,458
I don't even know
your mom's favorite color.
322
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:17,291
No. It's Bring Your Dad
to School Day tomorrow,
323
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,625
and I'm making you
my dad.
324
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:22,375
Okey-doke. I'm in.
What do I gotta do?
325
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,375
Just act cool.
326
00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:27,542
[Gunther]
Aghh! Brain burn!
327
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:34,166
Hey, Magnus.
Just picking up a to-go order.
328
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,417
Hello, Harry.
I'll be right with you.
329
00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:38,250
Quick,
finish first pass.
330
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,625
We have customer.
331
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,250
♪♪ [whistling]
332
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,083
[inhales deeply]
Mmm.
333
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,000
Viking chorizo.
334
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,834
You looking forward
to Monday?
335
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,166
Monday? Oh, of course.
336
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:51,125
I mean, who doesn't
love Mondays, right?
337
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:52,417
What's Monday?
338
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:54,792
It's Take Father
to School Day.
339
00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,375
Kick no invite?
340
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,917
Hmm? No--
Uh, I'm sure he just forgot.
341
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,500
I'll just surprise him
at school.
342
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,500
Better get in
a little more practice.
343
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,125
[yells]
344
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:10,250
[bell ringing]
[Teacher]
All right, class.
345
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,875
Welcome to Bring Your Dad
to School Day.
346
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,333
Let's start with Kendall.
347
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,709
This is my daddy.
348
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,834
He has the most
interesting job.
349
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:20,375
Tell them what you do, Daddy.
Well, I'm an actuary.
350
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:22,208
An actuary is
a business professional
351
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,333
dealing in the financial impact
of risk and uncertainty.
352
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,875
Actuaries have
a deep understanding
353
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,542
of financial security systems,
354
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:29,041
with a focus
on their complexity,
355
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:30,959
their mathematics,
and their mechanisms.
356
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:33,125
Actuaries evaluate
the likelihood of events
357
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,709
and quantify
the contingent outcomes
358
00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:36,667
in order
to minimize losses,
359
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,291
both emotional
and financial.
360
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,792
[all snoring]
[Kendall clears throat]
361
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,542
[all gasp]
362
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:47,458
Mm-hmm.
Gunther Magnuson.
363
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,542
This is my dad Magnus.
364
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,500
He and my mom run
the Battlesnax restaurant.
365
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,083
Hello, children.
366
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,875
Bookish boy in front.
367
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,875
Uh, why are you
wearing a skirt?
368
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:01,542
It's not skirt!
It's warrior kilt!
369
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,625
I Viking!
I wear armor!
370
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,959
I challenge you to fight me!
371
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,542
Mmm. That good.
Maybe I put it on menu.
372
00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:11,583
That's my pop.
373
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,917
[applause]
Mmm. Next up, Mouth--
374
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,625
uh, Christopher.
375
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,208
Listen up, slackers.
376
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:21,333
My dad is the cool second
assistant security guard
377
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,000
at the Mellowbrook Mall.
378
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,583
Prepare to be impressed.
379
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:25,959
Who ya gonna call
380
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:27,500
when you got trouble
in your mall?
381
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,875
Boo-yah!
382
00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,125
Ooh!
Ooh!
383
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,792
Who's the coolest dad?
384
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:35,917
Buttowski. Who? Buttowski.
385
00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:37,917
[Teacher]
Next up, Mr. Buttowski.
386
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,291
Ha. Just in time.
387
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:43,041
Allow me to introduce...
my dad,
388
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:45,375
the coolest dad ever.
389
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:48,000
Uh, hello,
dudes and dudettes.
390
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,834
"My name is,"
uh, "Kick's dad,
391
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,250
and I'm the most awesome dad
in the universe."
392
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:57,709
That's right.
And is there anyone
more awesome than you,
393
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,250
my real dad?
394
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,458
Real dad?
395
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,625
"The only person
more awesome than me
396
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,792
is point to Kick."
397
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,917
Uh-oh. Uh,
"is my real son
398
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,166
Kick."
399
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:18,583
"Let me tell you a little bit
about my awesome life."
400
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:19,834
There I was,
401
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:22,458
surrounded on all sides
by ninja assassins,
402
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,917
so I was--
[karate yells]
403
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,375
[yells continue]
[gasping]
404
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,792
What?
405
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,583
The chopper swooped in
and picked me up,
406
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,417
and soon we're flying over
the jungle canopy,
407
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:33,917
but the L.Z. was hot,
and we couldn't land,
408
00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:35,875
so I had to jump.
409
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,542
Yaah!
[Kids scream]
410
00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:40,208
The enemy was hot
on my tail, so I was all--
[grunts]
411
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:43,709
[imitating machine gun firing]
412
00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:47,208
And I made it just in time
for my rock and roll concert.
413
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,166
♪♪ [imitating guitar]
414
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,875
And that was
all this morning.
415
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,208
Wow!
Wow!
416
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,875
I had no idea.
417
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,041
Kick is embarrassed
to be my son.
418
00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:58,041
♪♪ [imitating guitar]
419
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:01,125
[yells]
420
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,500
Did not see that coming.
421
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:05,667
[all]
Wade?
422
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:08,542
Wade? Total shocker.
423
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:11,625
Ha! That's not
your real dad!
424
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,125
I knew your dad was lame.
425
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:14,709
[laughing]
[bell ringing]
426
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,333
[laughing continues]
427
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:20,917
I screwed up, Gunther.
428
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:23,500
I think you
would've been better off
bringing your real dad.
429
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,750
I know. He may not
be awesome or extreme,
430
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,542
but I couldn't ask
for a better dad.
431
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,083
Plus, he would've kept
his moustache on.
432
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,542
Look on
the bright side, Kick.
What?
433
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:37,125
It's spaghetti
and meatballs day!
434
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,291
Hmm.
435
00:19:42,709 --> 00:19:46,959
Time to get awesome.
436
00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:48,125
Next.
437
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,375
[Kids whooping]
438
00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:51,959
Yeah, Dad! Go!
439
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,375
[cheering]
440
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:58,333
Coolest dad ever.
441
00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,417
Well, well, well.
442
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:01,583
Looks like my dad's
the winner.
443
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:03,083
It really
doesn't matter, Mouth.
444
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,417
That's 'cause your dad's
a no-show.
445
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:08,750
Maybe he saved
the best for last.
446
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,709
Dad, it's okay. You don't have--
Don't worry.
I've been practicing.
447
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,083
[yells]
448
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,333
[yelling]
449
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:27,667
Whoa! Something cooler!
Yeah!
450
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:46,166
Jeezo pizza.
Did I make a mess
of everything?
451
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,208
No, Dad.
I made a mess of everything.
452
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:50,583
You are awesome.
But the stunt failed.
453
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,333
Not because of the stunt.
Because you did it for me.
454
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,083
Thanks.
Anytime, son.
455
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:58,083
And next time, just ask me.
I might surprise you.
456
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:03,542
Have I died and gone to
spaghetti and meatball heaven?
457
00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:04,917
Awesome!
Cool!
458
00:21:04,917 --> 00:21:07,041
[Kids cheering]
459
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:09,417
So, I'd love
to try that ramp again.
460
00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:12,041
How about we build
a card castle instead?
461
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:14,917
Are you sure?
I kind of like that motto--
462
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:17,083
Live till it-- Aah!
Stepped on noodles!
463
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:20,375
[crash]
Ow! It hurts.
464
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,417
I'll have the special.
465
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,417
[clatter]
466
00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:30,709
You want fries
with that?
467
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:34,250
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