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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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[screeches]
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[screeches]
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[growling]
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[barks]
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[chomps]
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[barks]
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[barking]
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That was incredible!
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I'm Jackie!
Wait right there!
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Who the heck is that?
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[screaming]
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I'm Jackie Wackerman.
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My mom's job got
transferred to Mellowbrook,
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which I thought
was gonna be totally lame,
but then I saw you,
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and I figure you must be, like,
a really famous daredevil!
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Can I have your autograph?
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Uh, where do I sign?
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[Jackie gasping]
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And I was wondering
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if I could just
touch your helmet.
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I will never wash
this finger again.
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[laughing]
You're awesome!
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I am so your biggest fan
in the world now,
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and I'm totally starting
your fan club.
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We'll have T-shirts
and membership cards
and buttons--
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Sorry, miss.
This is one daredevil
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who is not in it
for the fame.
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But every great American hero
has a fan club.
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Billy Stumps, Rock Callahan,
Boom McCondor.
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I'm in all their clubs.
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Hey, you got wax
in your ears? I said--
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Well, if those guys
have fan clubs--
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I'll get started
right away.
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[laughing]
Um, what's your name again?
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The name's Kick.
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Kick Buttowski.
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Kick Buttowski Fan Club!
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Touch.
[screams]
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Did you hear that, Gunther?
I've got a biggest fan.
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You can do it, Kick!
Do it.
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Good-bye,
my chocolate friends.
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You're done, son.
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Perfect.
Let's do this.
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Holla!
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[camera shutter clicking]
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You're killing this one.
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What? What?
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That was awesome!
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And delicious.
[laughing]
[laughing]
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Hey, buddy,
what was my time?
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Whoo-hoo!
8.06 seconds.
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That's a new record.
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Well, let's try it again
and see if we can--
No time for that.
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Gotta show you
your new Web page.
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A Web page?
Well, maybe later.
Come on!
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That's okay.
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I'll just, uh,
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get down by myself.
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[screeching]
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Hey, Kick,
I saved you a seat,
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and I brought you
our favorite--
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Chewy Bran Chunks
with a Chia Chug chaser.
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Part of
a nutritious breakfast.
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Slide it on over, pal.
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[Jackie]
No!
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As president
of your fan club,
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I present you
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with these!
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Hey, sweet.
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I think it really captures
your inner awesome.
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I never knew how great
it was to have fans.
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"I never knew how great
it was to have fans."
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Kick, over here!
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Hey, Kick,
I got your favorite lunch--
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a sardine peanut butter
and marshmallow sandwich,
just like you like it.
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You can sit next to me
if you want.
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I don't need to eat
because watching you eat
is enough for me.
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[sighing]
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[Jackie]
That's $5. Thank you.
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Now, as full-fledged members
of the Kick Buttowski Fan Club,
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you'll be entitled to discounts
on many premium souvenirs,
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such as the autographed
jumbo bandage pack
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containing actual bandages
worn by Kick
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after his
death-defying stunts.
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I'll take one.
How much for
the smelly sock?
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Psst! Kick, I did
a little reconnaissance.
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You're not gonna believe
what I reconnoitered.
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Aw, come on, Gunther.
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I'm serious.
Just look at me.
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Serious?
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So serious.
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Okay, fine.
Come on.
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But we gotta
go stealth mode.
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Attention, neighbors.
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Do you realize we live next to
a world-famous stuntman?
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[Kick]
And exactly why
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are we climbing
into Jackie's bedroom?
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You'll see.
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Behold the wacky.
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[Kick]
I thought I lost those.
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Starting to get
the picture yet?
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Yeah, I am.
This room--
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it's so...
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fantastic!
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Oh, for the love of--
Ahh!
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Oh, yeah?
Well, check this out.
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I'm Kick Buttowski.
I love you, Jackie.
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[laughing]
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She's my
number 1 fan for sure.
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[squeaks]
Ooh, cupcakes!
Gimme.
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When are you gonna realize
that Jackie is wacky?
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Why is she so wacky?
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Because she started
a fan club for me?
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Because she rifles
through my trash?
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Because she makes
great cupcakes?
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Yeah. Don't you see?
She's obsessed with you.
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You better get rid of your fan
before it's too late.
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You know,
I'm beginning to wonder
if you're a fan.
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You're right, Kick.
I'm not your fan.
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[sniffles]
I'm your friend.
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Buddy, come on.
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Aw, see? I knew
you'd come around.
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[bell rings]
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Dude, I got the principal
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to let me move into
the locker next to yours.
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Then I knocked out
the wall in between
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so we can be roomies.
[bell dings]
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And look. I made cookies.
Only they're Kickies.
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Come on.
There's milk in the fridge.
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Hi, Kick.
[chuckles]
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[whirring]
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Ta-da!
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Oopsie.
[chuckling]
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[toilet flushes]
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[horn blares]
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Nice work, dude.
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That's a new record.
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Let me wash
your hands for you.
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Aw, finally, peace.
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And opportunity.
[growling]
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[barking]
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Say cheese!
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[barking]
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[panting]
Maybe Gunther's right.
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Maybe Jackie is wacky.
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I'm not wacky, kid.
I'm just your biggest fan.
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I'll never leave you.
I love you.
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[horn honking]
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Hi, Kick.
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We're your biggest fan.
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Oh, sorry, Mr. Vickle.
I didn't see you.
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Oh, no problem, Kick.
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I'm your number 1 fan!
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Nooo!
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Whew!
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[chuckles]
It was just a dream.
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Do you know you purr
when you sleep?
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What are you doing
in my bed?
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Pillow fight!
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[laughing]
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Fight back.
It's funny.
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[doorbell rings]
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A present? Yay!
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Oh.
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Gunther, you gotta help me.
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Why don't you ask
your fan for help?
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Gunther, wait.
She's following me everywhere.
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She's ruining my stunts.
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I can't even go...
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[quietly]
to the bathroom.
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It's awfully late
to go knocking
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on people's doors,
Clarence.
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Especially people
who aren't your friend.
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You were right
about Jackie.
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And you're what?
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Gunther, I'm sorry.
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Apology accepted.
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But what are we gonna do?
I've got just the idea.
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[bell rings]
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Hey, Kick, guess what.
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Hey, slow down, buddy.
[whistle blowing]
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You're walking
too fast.
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You know, Gunther,
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doing after-school
safety patrol
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is about the funnest thing
in the world.
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Oh, hi, Jackie.
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I heard a water main
broke downtown.
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The entire sewer system
is filled with rushing water,
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and I just happen to have
a surfboard at home.
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Really?
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[chuckles]
Uh, no, thanks.
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I'd rather stay right here
and brush up
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for my hall monitor exam.
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Study? Safety?
I thought you were a daredevil.
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[laughs]
Him? A daredevil?
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Ha! He's a scaredy-cat,
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a wimp, a teeny,
tiny, little--
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Ow!
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But you're a rebel!
A hero!
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Oh, that stuff.
I was just messing with you.
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I'm all about safety.
Come on.
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Why do you think I wear
this helmet all the time?
For stunts.
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That's what you love.
No.
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My true loves are safety,
prevention, and caution.
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I hope to be
a crossing guard someday.
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Ah. Isn't she beautiful?
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Watch out, Kick.
You almost stepped on a crack.
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Good call, buddy.
Oh.
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I see. I guess I was
mistaken about you.
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Remember, safety first.
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Look both ways when
you're crossing the street.
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Yes! I'm free!
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We did it!
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Come on, Gunther.
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Let's go surf
that busted water main.
[chomp]
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Okay, Oscar.
[growling]
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You can come, too.
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[laughing]
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[Kick]
Come on, Gunther.
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The gully only floods
once a year,
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and I want to
take advantage of it.
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Let's rock this thing.
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You're gonna need to go
faster than that.
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Okay. Okay.
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Here we go. Okay.
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We're trucking now.
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Come on, Gunther.
Row, row, row your boat!
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Now, that's more like it.
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Uh, I'll just keep up
the good work then.
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Did you see that?
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See that?
I lived that.
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What was that thing?
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I didn't think
she was real.
What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about
Pescado del Diablo.
[thunderclap]
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Pescado del Diablo?
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According to legend,
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she was thought
to be dead...
[toilet flushes]
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flushed out to sea.
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Free from the constraints
of her little glass bowl,
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she grew and grew
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until she reached the height
of two Battle Snax.
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And now, every year
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when the gully floods,
she returns
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to seek revenge on anyone
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who dares trespass
on her turf.
261
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:44,458
We need to catch
that fish.
262
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:46,083
I knew you
were gonna say that.
263
00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,333
We'll harness its power
264
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,458
for the most extreme
wakeboarding ever!
265
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:52,875
But I can't row fast enough
to catch Pescado del Diablo.
266
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,166
I have weak arms.
267
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,792
Well, first, we're gonna
need a bigger boat.
268
00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:58,041
[horn blaring]
269
00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:03,542
Well, that was unexpected.
270
00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:06,083
Ahoy there, mateys!
271
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:08,750
What are you two doing in
the middle of the flooded gully?
272
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,792
The legend says
that she's more fearsome
273
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,583
than any shark,
bigger than any whale--
274
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,125
Stop. You had me
at "the."
275
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,375
I was going to sail
to Cape Cod,
but forming a posse
276
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:24,125
to chase down a deadly,
man-eating sea creature
277
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:25,792
is right up my alley.
278
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:28,375
Okay. But be warned.
279
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,375
We may not
make it back alive.
280
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,375
Not make it back alive?
281
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:35,125
You mean,
I could miss dinner?
282
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,458
Pa-lease.
283
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,750
Three men
alone on the open water.
284
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,500
What could possibly
go wrong?
285
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,875
[thunderclap]
286
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,583
[thunderclap continues]
287
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:51,208
[both yelling]
288
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,041
The food!
289
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,625
Help!
[grunting]
290
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:07,375
Help! Help! Help!
291
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:10,083
I've got it
under control. Go.
Right.
292
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,291
[yelling]
293
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:14,083
[rope creaking]
294
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,625
Can't hold on!
295
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,834
Gotcha.
Hang on, everyone.
296
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,166
Gunther. Gunther!
297
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,333
Wake up, Gunther.
[coughing]
298
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,917
Am-- Am I dead?
Oh, Gunther,
299
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:44,291
I'm sorry I brought you
into this crazy mess.
300
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,458
What are we doing
out here, anyway?
301
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:49,709
Maybe it was just me.
Maybe I just wanted it
to be real.
302
00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:52,750
I bet Pescado del Diablo
was just a figment
303
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,208
of our imagination.
304
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:59,875
[screams]
My leg!
305
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,333
Whew.
306
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,166
[screams]
My shoe!
307
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,375
A shoe is
a small price to pay
308
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:08,375
for the most extreme
wakeboarding ever!
309
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,166
But I liked that shoe.
310
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,542
I called him Lefty.
311
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,875
She's even bigger
than they say.
312
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,208
No. It must've been
something else.
313
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:25,291
I'm a goldfish aficionado.
They don't get that big.
314
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:29,000
Give anything enough time
and enough food, it'll grow.
315
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,041
Remember that.
316
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:32,875
Impossible.
[hits table]
317
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:36,000
Then how do
you explain...this?
318
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,208
Looks like fish teeth
tore these pants,
doesn't it?
319
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:40,583
Goldfish teeth.
320
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:43,375
Look at it! Look!
321
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,458
Goldfish don't have teeth.
322
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,959
Tell that to my leg!
323
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:52,875
Goldfish don't have teeth.
324
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:55,083
[both laughing]
325
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:58,291
You're okay, old man.
You, too, kid.
You, too.
326
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,125
[sonar beeping]
327
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,208
She's here.
328
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,959
[beeping intensifies]
329
00:16:05,959 --> 00:16:08,250
She's everywhere!
330
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,792
I don't want to get eaten
by a giant goldfish!
331
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:13,166
No one's getting eaten
by a giant goldfish.
332
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:14,291
[rumbling]
333
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,542
My chance.
334
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,959
I got her.
You got her?
335
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,333
No! She's got us!
336
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,834
She's got us!
337
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,834
[engine revving]
338
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,625
I'm full throttle.
She's too strong.
339
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:56,333
She's gonna take us down.
Cut the line! Cut the line!
340
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,458
You heard him.
Cut the line!
341
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,792
Not till I've had my ride.
342
00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:05,125
[rope creaking]
343
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,417
Save yourself.
344
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,917
No! I won't let you die!
345
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:13,125
Who said anything
about dying?
346
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:15,709
My board!
347
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,500
[screams]
Kick! There!
348
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,291
Two points off the starboard!
Go! Go! Go!
349
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:27,291
Excellent. I was hoping
for a boat chase.
350
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:37,959
[grunting]
351
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:40,542
Now let's see
what this baby can do.
352
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:42,375
Let's go!
353
00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:54,375
Hang on, Kick!
Whoo-hoo!
354
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:09,458
[muffled yelling]
355
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:26,667
[yelling]
356
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:32,667
[Gunther]
Hang on, Kick!
357
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,750
We'll circle around
to get you!
358
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:57,041
Faster! Faster!
She's coming back for us!
359
00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:58,333
Hang on, boys.
360
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:15,750
Nice driving.
361
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,083
Never mess with a Navy man.
362
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,875
Now that you got your ride,
can we just get out of here?
363
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,792
I rocked my goal!
364
00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:24,792
So yes.
Good.
365
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,208
Let's get outta here!
366
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,458
Aye, aye, matey.
367
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,625
[engine grinds]
368
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:30,834
[stops]
Uh-oh.
369
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:34,542
We're out of fuel.
370
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:37,125
How cliché.
371
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,041
[clanging softly]
372
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,333
It sure is quiet.
373
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,542
Too quiet.
374
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,625
[clanging continues]
375
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:53,041
Look who returned to rumble.
376
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:57,500
Okay, let's rumble, fish.
377
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,208
Brace yourselves!
378
00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:04,834
Kick!
379
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,458
Kick?
380
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,625
I got her!
381
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:17,625
[roars]
382
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:32,834
[growling]
383
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,750
Stop, you fool!
384
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,542
She'll eat you
where you stand!
385
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,083
[roars]
386
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,166
G-- Goldie?
387
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,500
[crying]
388
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,792
Good-bye, Goldie.
389
00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:58,417
I'll miss you.
390
00:20:58,417 --> 00:21:00,125
[toilet flushing]
391
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,709
Oh, Goldie.
392
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:10,083
It is you.
393
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:13,625
So--
394
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:15,542
[cries]
So sweet.
395
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,959
Goldie, we're gonna
need a lift.
396
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:23,709
Oh, yeah! Whoo-hoo!
397
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,583
[Gunther]
Lefty!
398
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:34,542
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