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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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Determination.
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Sweat.
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Launching mechanism.
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Huh?
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Kick! Oh, my gosh.
Are you okay?
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[lisping]
Swell, just catching up
on some television.
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Oh.
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Hey, Mellowbrook,
do you have talent?
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Yes.
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Are you ready to share it
with the world?
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Well, The World’s Most
Talented Talents
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is looking for new acts,
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and we’re coming
to your town this Friday.
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Friday. Friday.
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Are you going on that show?
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I’m not just going on that show.
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I’m gonna win that show.
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By doing the greatest
jump ever.
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Uh, what are you
thinking about jumping?
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Please not me.
Please not me.
Please not me.
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I’m gonna jump
a nuclear reactor.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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But this doesn’t even look
like a nuclear reactor, Kick.
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The science is all wrong.
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Details.
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This is a chance
to show the world
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what Kick Buttowski
is all about.
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Self inflicted pain?
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That and this show
could launch my career.
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When awesome calls,
a daredevil answers the phone.
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I didn’t even hear it ring.
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She’ll be set up
and waiting for you
at the TV studio, fellas.
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We did it, Kick,
and only 20 minutes to spare.
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The only thing left
to do is suit up.
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All right.
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Kick, you okay?
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[shrieks]
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Wake up, Kick, wake up.
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[bawls]
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[farts]
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[farts]
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Don’t worry, Kick.
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You’re my friend
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and friends take care
of friends.
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Especially knocked-out ones.
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Wait, what was I doing again?
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Wade, help.
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Kick won’t wake up.
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[groans]
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Yep, been there, bro.
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I tried everything.
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Cold shower. Hot shower.
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Even the alpenhorn.
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[blows note]
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Nothing.
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He’s supposed to audition
in 12 minutes.
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What do I do?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It’s all good, my man.
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The Wade knows just what do
in situations like this.
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[toilet flushes]
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Now what?
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It’s time for
the "pedo del diablo."
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Prepare.
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A hot dog?
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Hang on, bro.
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Oh, I think I’m gonna be sick.
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Time to up the ante.
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[cheetah snarls]
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[Wade]
Cheetah Chug XE.
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The XE stands
for Xtreme Emergency.
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[alarm wails]
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This stuff will put
a pep in your step
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and hair on your chest.
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[cheetah snarls]
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Showtime.
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Wade, you rock.
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Oh, come on.
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Quick. We need more Chug XE.
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That was the Wade’s last can,
little man.
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We’re running out of time.
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What about danger dude?
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I’ll think of something
on the way.
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Uh...
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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Kick Buttowski.
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Where’s Kick Buttowski?
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Uh, right here knocked out.
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Fantastic. He’s up next.
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Mellowbrook City dancers.
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Where are
my Mellowbrook City dancers?
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Showtime.
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Okay, Kick. Feel free
to wake up anytime now.
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Please.
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Get ahold of yourself, Gunther.
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Awesome called, and what kind
of a friend would you be
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if you didn’t take a message?
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Come on, peeps.
How about another hand
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for Arden Langley,
butter juggler?
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[cheering and applause]
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Ooh, slippery fingers.
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Now, let’s give a World’s
Most Talented Talents welcome
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to Mellowbrook’s
own Kick Buttowski.
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[cheering and applause]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I, Kick Buttowski,
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shall attempt to jump
the Nuclear Reactor of Doom.
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I will slide down this ramp
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over the bubbly reactor
filled with toxic waste
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and, uh, land on the other side.
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Safely.
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And not get mad
at my dear friend Gunther
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who knocked me out.
But not on purpose, I’m sure.
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Okay, here I am
getting on my bike.
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And now I’m off.
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[screams]
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Kick!
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[exhales]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it’s showtime.
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Yes.
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Aw, biscuits.
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Aah!
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[screams]
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Tonight it’s The World’s
Most Talented Talents
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Awesome Crash Edition.
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Uh, Kick, there’s something
I should tell you.
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You won’t believe the fun
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when a pint-sized daredevil
from Mellowbrook
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smashes into a nuclear reactor.
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Is that me?
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I might have accidentally, uh--
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[screams]
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That’s me.
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I’m so, so sorry.
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That’s me on TV.
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Crashing, smashing, causing
complete and utter mayhem.
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And you made it happen.
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You’re a true friend, Gunther.
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Really?
Really.
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[kids laughing]
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Hey, you rats, no running
in my store.
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And keep your grubby
little mitts off of
the produce.
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I’m tired of cleaning up
after all you kids.
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[crying]
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♪♪ [humming]
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Buttowski.
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[Brianna]
I want a little more of that.
And, oh, I need that.
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Oh, this, too. This is on sale.
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Oh, I want these.
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I want one of these.
I want one of that.
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I want two--
no, three of these.
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I want this one.
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I want this.
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I want, I want, I want.
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All you ever say is--
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[gasps]
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I want, I want, I want,
I want, I want, I want.
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Very Dangerous Crunch?
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Monster truck marshmallows,
crack-tooth crunch,
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a stump in every bite.
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Makes its own gravy?
I don’t know.
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It’s the last box.
I’ll do anything for them.
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All right, I’ll get you
the cereal--
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Yes!
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...if you stay in line
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and watch Brianna
while I get the last
few things on my list.
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And be good.
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I mean it, young man.
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You cause any trouble,
and there is no cereal for you.
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Deal.
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You can count on me.
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Stay right here.
No trouble.
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And I’ll watch--
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[Brianna giggles]
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Looking for this?
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Brianna.
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Biscuits.
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I’m not playing
this game, Brianna.
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Can’t catch me.
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I am not chasing you, Brianna.
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No cereal for you.
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[giggles]
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Dillweed.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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[giggles]
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Gotcha.
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Gotcha.
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[giggles]
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I run a clean store,
and I aim to keep it clean.
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You understand?
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But I didn’t do anything.
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Yet.
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I’ll try to keep that in mind.
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Just watch yourself, Buttowski,
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because I am watching you.
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Hi-ya!
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Watching you.
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[whistling]
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Oh, look. Stupid colored balls.
I think I’ll take this one.
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No.
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No!
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What the--
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That’s it. Banned for life.
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Come here, you.
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Clean up on aisle 6.
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Clean up checkout.
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Aah.
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Aah, ow.
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Aah.
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Aah!
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Clean up on aisle 4.
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Give me one.
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Cereal, here I come.
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Aah!
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Biscuits.
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Literally.
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[giggles]
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All right, this ends now.
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For Billy. For stumps.
For cereal.
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Gotcha,
you grubby little monkey.
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Listen, grocery man.
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I got no beef with you.
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I just want the cereal.
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Time to clean up your act.
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[laughs]
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I’ll teach you
to mess up my store.
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Ooh.
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I’ll thank you to kindly
keep your hands off my buns.
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Eagle eye, eagle eye,
it’s shelf-stocker, five-niner.
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Do you copy?
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[Man]
Yes, I can hear you, Glen.
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We’ve got a bratty bogey
in a white jumper.
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I need a fix on his position.
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Aisle 7.
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I’ve got him now.
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Ooh, aisle 8. Wow.
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Where now? Where now?
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Aisle 9.
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Where’s the target?
I’ve lost him.
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Where is he?
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He’s right
over your head, Glen.
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Brianna.
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Stop right there.
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Ooh, well,
aren’t you the cutest?
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Yep, pretty much.
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Can I go for a ride?
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Ooh, of course, Brianna.
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Huh?
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You’re mine now.
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Whoa.
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There’s nowhere to go.
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Follow that cart.
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Okay.
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Why are you chasing me?
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I do not know.
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[grunts]
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He’s...
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everywhere.
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Faster.
I’m giving her
all she’s got!
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00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,458
Give me back my cereal.
275
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,166
Got to catch me first.
276
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:03,959
Whoa!
277
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:06,959
Stop right there.
278
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:15,083
Aah, aah, aah.
279
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,709
Clean up in seafood.
280
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:21,792
Gotcha.
281
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,917
Nice try, sis.
I got my cereal.
282
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,542
All is right
with the world.
283
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,750
Gotcha!
284
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:34,291
Look what you’ve done
to my store.
285
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,500
I haven’t done anything.
286
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,750
I think it’s about time
to teach you
287
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,250
some grocery store etiquette.
288
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:47,000
Hey, no one threatens
my brother but me.
289
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:53,792
Hmm, all of this running around
has made me hungry.
290
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,083
You wouldn’t dare.
291
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:56,792
Oh, wouldn’t I?
292
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,542
No!
293
00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:03,000
Solid, sis.
294
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,625
Mom’s headed to the checkout.
Time to fly.
295
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:24,792
Faster!
296
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:42,417
Hi, kids.
Sorry it took so long.
297
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:45,834
Why, Kick, it’s looks
like you earned your cereal.
298
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:49,250
Yes.
299
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:52,625
No, your rotten little kids
are nothing but trouble.
300
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:54,709
They destroyed my store.
301
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,917
They destroyed your store?
302
00:20:56,917 --> 00:21:02,000
Yes, just look at it.
303
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,125
I think your bowtie’s
a little tight.
304
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:06,583
Not enough air and you start
seeing things.
305
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,291
Come on, kids.
Let’s get moving.
306
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:11,041
Hey, Glen, see you next week.
307
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:16,083
Glen, pick up on local, please.
308
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:17,959
We need to talk.
309
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,875
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