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You're still going to
Justin's thing tonight, right?
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Yeah.
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I'll probably get there
around 11:00.
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Depends on how much wine
Mr. and Mrs. Hiller drink
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at dinner tonight.
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Can't believe you get paid
15 bucks an hour
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to sit on your ass all night.
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Well, occasionally
the baby cries,
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and I have to go check on her.
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But, yeah, I, uh, pretty much
just watch Netflix.
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Whatever.
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So let me ask you something,
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does this outfit look
too trashy for tonight?
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Well, on, like,
a scale of from
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Taylor to Miley,
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you're, um...
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you're at a Kardashian level
of trashiness right now.
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Which one?
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Does it matter?
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Ugh. I'm gonna change.
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Text me when you're done.
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Okay.
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Lates.
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(Hawaii Five-O
theme song plays)
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♪ Hawaii Five-O 6x22 ♪
I'ike Ke Ao
(For the World to Know)
Original Air Date on April 22, 2016
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Thanks
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Thank you.
Keep the change.
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Oh, that was fun.
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Oh, yeah.
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Night's not over.
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Ooh, save it
for the bedroom, cowboy.
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Or...
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Or what?
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Well, we still have
the sitter for a half hour.
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Thought we'd give the hammock
in the backyard a try.
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Oh, please.
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I am not taking you
to the emergency room
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for a sex-related injury.
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All right.
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Open the door.
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Addison?
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Mr. and Mrs. Hiller.
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Don't be alarmed,
I'm with STS Security.
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I was dispatched to check on
an alarm incident.
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Why are you holding my baby?
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She was crying.
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No one else was home.
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I don't understand,
if the alarm went off,
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why didn't anybody call us?
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Oh, my God!
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Please don't do this.
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Please.
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For thousands of years,
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man has taken to the sea,
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building vessels to conquer
the mighty ocean.
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Now, after nearly a year
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of planning,
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months of robust pre-sale,
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finally time
for my inaugural voyage
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of my latest and greatest
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enterprise:
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Kamekona inter-island
booze cruise.
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Congratulations, big guy.
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We knew you could do it.
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Well, not to be a killjoy,
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but as ship medic,
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I do have to advise that
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consuming alcohol
could severely impair
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our ability to operate
this vessel safely.
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Well, as the first
mate-slash-DJ-slash bartender,
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I got one thing to say to that:
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Overruled.
Boom.
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I'd like to throw out
a special thank you
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to my bruddah
from another mudda,
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Steve McGarrett,
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for generously
offering his services
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as nautical consultant
for this test run.
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Pro Bono, I might add.
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Yeah, we, uh,
we firmly established
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that I won't be getting paid, so
why don't we christen this lady,
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and get her out on the water?
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I'll drink to that.
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Although I do have to admit
I am perplexed
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by the name that Kamekona
has chosen for her.
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I didn't pick it, Doc.
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This boat is from a HPD
property forfeiture auction.
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Re-painting wasn't
in the budget.
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Not after he blew it all
on this.
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Oh!
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Wow.
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Yeah, that's impressive.
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Cuz is a straight-up wizard
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when it comes to branding.
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All right, all right,
let's make this official.
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McGarrett, want to
do the honors?
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Really?
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What, you couldn't spring
for a bigger bottle?
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It's a ceremonial gesture.
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Ceremonial, okay.
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To the sea,
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to the sailors of old,
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and to the SS Thong Magnet.
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Mazel tov.
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McGarrett.
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Oh, no.
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Chin, what do you got?
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Joel and Susan Hiller.
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Housekeeper arrived this morning
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and found them
tied up on the floor.
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Their infant daughter, however,
was left untouched in her crib.
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I thought this was a kidnapping.
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If the parents are accounted for
and so is the kid,
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who's the victim?
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Addison Wells.
22 years old,
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originally from Minnesota.
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She's currently a senior
at Oahu State.
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She started babysitting
for the Hillers six months ago.
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Parents are getting
on a flight to Hawaii.
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Minneapolis PD is up
on the phones,
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but so far no ransom call.
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Well, I think if
they wanted a ransom,
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they would've taken the kid.
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I agree, the Hillers
have deep pockets.
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But the kidnapper was interested
in Addison, not a payday.
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Okay, putting motive aside
for a minute,
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why did he abduct her from here?
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That's a good point.
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Seems risky.
Well, Addison lived on campus
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and the access to the dorms
is tightly controlled.
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So grabbing her here may have
been his best opportunity.
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Right, it also means
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he was stalking her long enough
to know her schedule, right?
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Yeah.
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CSU ran diagnostics
on the Hiller security system.
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The alarm was disabled
from a remote location
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just prior to the abduction.
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Kidnapper must have hacked it.
That takes considerable skill.
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Well, skills he's got.
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He hacked the entire house.
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Everything connected
with the home's network,
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from the thermostat,
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to the baby monitor,
the security cameras,
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even that laptop
that belongs to the Vic.
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All right, get this
computer to Jerry.
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Let's sit the Hillers down
with an HPD sketch artist.
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If our perp went to this much
trouble to abduct Addison,
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I hate to think what
he's gonna do to her.
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Were you two close?
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Yeah, I'd say so.
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Was she seeing anybody maybe?
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Does she have a boyfriend?
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No, there was this guy
she met online,
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but that didn't pan out.
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Why? What happened?
I don't know.
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They never actually met
face to face.
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They e-mailed back and forth
for, like, a month,
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and then it just suddenly ended.
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How come? Did she say?
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No, I asked.
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She clearly didn't want
to talk about it.
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But I think the guy
really creeped her out.
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Hmm.
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Do you recall if she ever
mentioned this guy's name?
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Jeremy.
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Meet Jeremy F.
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His online dating profile showed
up on Addison's browser history.
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I also found a trove of deleted
e-mails between the two of them
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going back over a month.
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Just scanning through them,
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I'd say their correspondence
could best be described as,
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well, "intimate."
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Yeah, one problem.
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This photo doesn't look anything
like the composite sketch
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we got on our perp.
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There's a pretty good
reason for that.
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Knowing that many people often
misrepresent themselves
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on the Internet,
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I did a reverse image search,
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and the photos were stolen
from this guy.
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He is a collegiate rugby player
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from Melbourne, Australia.
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His favorite movie is
The Shawshank Redemption,
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and his social media profile
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is set to public, which means
that anyone in the world
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can download these images.
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Okay, so Jeremy F
took this guy's photos
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to catfish our victim.
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Exactly.
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And once Addison realized this,
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she sent him
a strongly worded e-mail,
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threatened to call the cops
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if he ever tried
to contact her again,
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and that's where
the correspondence ended.
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And I'll just bet this creeper
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couldn't take no for an answer.
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So he started stalking
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this poor woman until he could
find the perfect opportunity
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to grab her.
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Okay, Jerry, we're gonna need
to trace these e-mails.
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I hear you, but our kidnapper
is no amateur.
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He was smart enough
to send the e-mails
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through a secure
socket tunneling protocol.
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CSU's working to
break the encryption,
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but it's gonna take time.
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Jerry, that's time
we don't have.
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Come on, I mean,
this girl's life is at stake.
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Well, unless you know
of some computer genius
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who can do the work of an entire
crime lab in half the time,
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we're out of luck.
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Actually,
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I know just the guy.
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Here's
your sunrise cocktail, sir.
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Thank you.
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Ah.
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Oh, please, God,
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if you exist, prove it to me
right here and now.
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00:11:04,298 --> 00:11:06,231
Thank you.
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00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,445
Hi, excuse me, um,
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is that you on the cover
of that magazine?
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Oh, boy, that's so embarrassing.
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00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,720
My publicist insisted
that I do it.
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00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,155
My name's Adam.
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My friends call me Toast.
Mia.
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00:11:32,226 --> 00:11:34,259
I should probably know
who you are.
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Not unless you're a gamer.
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00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,563
Yeah, I created one
of the fastest grossing
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mobile games of all time.
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We hit ten million downloads
in the first month.
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Oh, wow, that's incredible.
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That's what Tim Cook said.
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But enough about me,
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what is it that you do?
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00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,741
Um, I'm a model.
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00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,710
I was just in Lanai doing
a swimwear shoot.
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00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,446
Ah. Swimwear, very cool.
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00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,718
So, what brings you
to Los Angeles today, Toast?
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Waffles.
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00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,721
What?
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00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,056
Well, not just waffles,
fried chicken too.
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00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,558
Have you ever been
to Roscoe's
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00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,093
in Hollywood?
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00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,395
Uh, yeah, sure.
It's great.
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I don't know if I'd travel
3,000 miles for it.
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00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,065
Yeah, well,
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clearly you're not as dedicated
to excellent waffles as I am.
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But if you're free later, I'd
love to take you to breakfast.
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You do know we land
at 5:00, right?
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I don't do time zones.
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I do, however,
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very much enjoy
a good breakfast,
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hence the name.
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You're funny.
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00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,418
And you're
mind-blowingly attractive.
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You're gonna just pretend
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like you didn't see us or what?
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00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:50,969
Hey.
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00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:54,005
Jersey. McGruff.
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What a coincidence.
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You guys going to LA?
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No.
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No, and neither are you.
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00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,350
Impeccable timing
as always, fellas.
264
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,854
Thanks to you, I am not
having chicken and waffles
265
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,455
with a bona fide ten.
266
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,356
Hold on, hold on.
267
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,024
Stop. You?
268
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,026
You created Poopie Penguin?
269
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,328
Yeah.
270
00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:17,629
Unbelievable.
271
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,297
What's Poopie Penguin?
That's right.
272
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,532
What's Poopie Penguin?
273
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,367
What's Poopie-- what are you--
you live under a rock?
274
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,903
Poopie Penguin is a game that
you play on your cell phone
275
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,038
where you're a penguin, and
you're flying around in the air,
276
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,673
and you poop on people's
heads for points.
277
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,041
Penguins don't fly.
278
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,076
No.
279
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,210
They do in my universe.
280
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,979
Let me explain something to you,
281
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,315
my kids, Charlie and Grace,
they play this game non-stop.
282
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,217
Must have spent $100
on it just last month.
283
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,152
Yeah, that's the beauty
of in-app purchases.
284
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,188
Yeah, I don't think there is
anything beautiful about it.
285
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,156
I think that it is a scam.
286
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,725
You're ripping off children
is what you're doing.
287
00:13:46,727 --> 00:13:48,660
I mean, you give them
the app for free,
288
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,328
and then they got to pay
if they want to keep playing
289
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,197
for the power-ups and the boosts
or whatever you call it.
290
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,666
You're like a drug dealer
pushing dope.
291
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,434
First taste is free,
then they're hooked for life.
292
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,370
Don't hate the player,
hate the game.
293
00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:00,639
I hate the game, I do very much.
294
00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:02,274
Would you please stop
and let him focus?
295
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,509
He needs to focus.
This is important.
296
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,479
I'm just curious,
297
00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:09,514
how do you think
of something like that anyway?
298
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,950
Ah, simple.
299
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,952
A, poop is funny.
I'll give you that.
300
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,121
B, it's relatable,
everybody poops.
301
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,155
And C,
302
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,290
it's easy to monetize.
303
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,158
I mean, biology tells us that
in order to poop,
304
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,093
you have to eat,
and I control the food supply.
305
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,529
All right with
the biology, okay?
306
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,431
You sell 99 cent
307
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,733
virtual penguin food,
all right?
308
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,035
Get over yourself.
309
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,504
Winner, winner,
310
00:14:32,506 --> 00:14:34,272
chicken-waffle dinner.
311
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,273
You got a location?
312
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,474
I do.
313
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,243
It looks like
those catfish e-mails were sent
314
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,045
from an office building
downtown.
315
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,486
Toast, talk to me.
316
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,789
Keep going about ten more yards,
317
00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:52,657
and then head right.
Signal's tracing
318
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,594
to a terminal
in the far corner.
319
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,139
Can I help you?
320
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:12,110
You got a beautiful family,
Mr. Mintz.
321
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,512
I imagine they're not
gonna be too pleased
322
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,947
when they find out
that their old man
323
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,248
is an online predator.
324
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,851
Please,
you have to understand,
325
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,453
I'm not a bad person.
326
00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:22,954
Okay.
327
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,390
Look, Addison Wells found out
who you really were,
328
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,459
and then all of a sudden
she-she ends up missing.
329
00:15:27,461 --> 00:15:28,760
H-How do you explain that?
330
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:32,998
Now, look, I admit
that I misrepresented myself
331
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,132
to Addison,
332
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:37,469
but I had nothing to do
with her disappearance.
333
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,639
It was all just a fantasy.
334
00:15:40,641 --> 00:15:42,340
I never planned on acting on it.
335
00:15:44,478 --> 00:15:45,944
Chin showed Mintz's photo
to the Hillers.
336
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,379
They don't seem to think
he's our guy.
337
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,546
I'm not surprised, look at this.
338
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,914
Mintz was perving on at least
339
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,450
a dozen other women, and he
was actually at this terminal
340
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,253
chatting one of them
up last night.
341
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,688
He logged off around 11:00 p.m.
342
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,089
Okay. There's no way
343
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:01,760
he could've been in Kahala
at the time of the abduction.
344
00:16:01,762 --> 00:16:05,296
Please. Please.
345
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,165
Please.
346
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,934
Please let me go.
347
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,671
I don't want to die here.
348
00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:14,472
Please.
349
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,807
Please let me go.
350
00:16:28,742 --> 00:16:30,949
Toast just did a sweep
of Addison's laptop.
351
00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:32,150
Found something
the crime lab missed.
352
00:16:32,152 --> 00:16:33,117
Spyware.
353
00:16:33,119 --> 00:16:34,552
And she had it bad.
354
00:16:34,554 --> 00:16:37,321
I'm not talking about the kind
that slows your computer down,
355
00:16:37,323 --> 00:16:39,090
and gives you pop-up
ads for boner pills.
356
00:16:39,092 --> 00:16:40,258
I'm talking about Cherry Bomb.
357
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,727
What's "Cherry Bomb?"
358
00:16:42,729 --> 00:16:44,695
It's like Microsoft Office
for black hat hackers.
359
00:16:44,697 --> 00:16:46,798
It's a suite of malware
that includes key loggers,
360
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,666
root kits, and
fingerprint evasions
361
00:16:48,668 --> 00:16:50,835
Real scary stuff.
362
00:16:50,837 --> 00:16:52,870
The thing is,
we found the executable file
363
00:16:52,872 --> 00:16:54,172
that infected Addison's system.
364
00:16:54,174 --> 00:16:56,607
It was installed
over five months ago.
365
00:16:56,609 --> 00:16:58,309
So the spyware landed
on her computer before
366
00:16:58,311 --> 00:16:59,744
she was catfished by Mintz,
367
00:16:59,746 --> 00:17:02,280
which means that it had to be
her kidnapper who infected her.
368
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,749
We find out who's behind
the hack, we found our guy.
369
00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:09,720
Okay, guys,
370
00:17:09,722 --> 00:17:13,658
I don't know who attacked
Addison's computer,
371
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:16,160
but I might know
someone who does.
372
00:17:29,609 --> 00:17:31,175
Dude, what are you doing?
373
00:17:31,177 --> 00:17:32,543
Just keeping it real.
374
00:17:32,545 --> 00:17:34,745
I don't want the old crew
thinking I sold out.
375
00:17:34,747 --> 00:17:37,215
Why do you think we parked
two blocks away?
376
00:17:42,989 --> 00:17:45,489
I can't believe this.
377
00:17:45,491 --> 00:17:48,692
We're sending Scooby and Shaggy
in to work this lead.
378
00:17:55,635 --> 00:17:56,734
Password.
379
00:17:56,736 --> 00:17:58,402
Joshua.
380
00:17:58,404 --> 00:17:59,770
Nice.
381
00:17:59,772 --> 00:18:01,972
Joshua was the backdoor password
that Matthew Broderick used
382
00:18:01,974 --> 00:18:03,707
to access the Cheyenne Mountain
Nuclear Complex
383
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,909
in the 1983 sci-fi classic
War Games.
384
00:18:05,911 --> 00:18:07,745
That's right.
385
00:18:07,747 --> 00:18:09,947
Your nerd credentials
are in order, you may enter.
386
00:18:24,697 --> 00:18:29,233
So, which one of these
lovable rogues is our Han Solo?
387
00:18:29,235 --> 00:18:30,734
10 o'clock.
388
00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,469
In the bean bag chair.
389
00:18:32,471 --> 00:18:34,104
He goes by Null Legend.
390
00:18:34,106 --> 00:18:35,305
He authored Cherry Bomb.
391
00:18:36,442 --> 00:18:39,743
Well, look at this.
392
00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:43,514
Captain Bird Turd is slumming it
with the code jockeys again.
393
00:18:43,516 --> 00:18:45,482
What, did you blow through
your millions already?
394
00:18:45,484 --> 00:18:46,450
Nope.
395
00:18:46,452 --> 00:18:49,086
I was hoping you could
help my boy here.
396
00:18:49,088 --> 00:18:51,488
See, someone's been using Cherry
Bomb to creep on his sister.
397
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:53,190
Sorry to hear,
398
00:18:53,192 --> 00:18:55,125
but I just give people
the tools to hack,
399
00:18:55,127 --> 00:18:57,494
it's up to them
to do so responsibly.
400
00:18:57,496 --> 00:19:01,865
Besides, my customers pay
top dollar to stay anon.
401
00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:03,333
Except they're not
so anonymous to you.
402
00:19:03,335 --> 00:19:05,602
We both know that you
keep records of all your buyers,
403
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,504
so that way,
if the heat does come down,
404
00:19:07,506 --> 00:19:11,175
you've got someone to roll on.
405
00:19:11,177 --> 00:19:13,711
Let me be clear, okay?
406
00:19:13,713 --> 00:19:17,748
It's not that I can't help you,
it's that I don't want to.
407
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,917
And I think you know why.
408
00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:21,018
This is going great.
409
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,386
About as well as I expected.
410
00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:24,154
Okay, all right.
411
00:19:24,156 --> 00:19:25,789
Okay, it's obvious you two
have some history,
412
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,492
but can we just take a step back
and focus on my problem?
413
00:19:28,494 --> 00:19:29,860
Hold that thought, Jerry.
414
00:19:29,862 --> 00:19:32,763
Patrick here was about to
tell us how I stole his idea.
415
00:19:32,765 --> 00:19:33,797
First of all,
416
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:35,632
very uncool using my real name,
417
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,167
and second,
you did steal my idea.
418
00:19:37,169 --> 00:19:39,002
Here we go.
Okay, remember?
419
00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:40,604
We were blasting a J
in the Zippie's parking lot
420
00:19:40,606 --> 00:19:43,006
and a bird dropped a deuce
right on my shoulder,
421
00:19:43,008 --> 00:19:45,142
and then we started talking
about how that would make
422
00:19:45,144 --> 00:19:46,577
a cool video game.
423
00:19:46,579 --> 00:19:48,912
Yeah, but in your version the
player was just an average dude
424
00:19:48,914 --> 00:19:50,280
who was trying to avoid
getting pooped on.
425
00:19:50,282 --> 00:19:52,216
It was my idea to make
the player the pooper,
426
00:19:52,218 --> 00:19:53,417
not the poopee.
427
00:19:53,419 --> 00:19:55,953
Plus, when I brought it up to
you a couple days later,
428
00:19:55,955 --> 00:19:57,221
you said, quote,
429
00:19:57,223 --> 00:19:59,056
"That's the dumbest idea ever,"
enquote.
430
00:19:59,058 --> 00:20:00,057
In my defense,
431
00:20:00,059 --> 00:20:01,925
I was sober when I said that.
432
00:20:01,927 --> 00:20:03,727
Okay, look, Null Legend,
or Patrick,
433
00:20:03,729 --> 00:20:04,762
whatever your name is...
434
00:20:04,764 --> 00:20:06,130
It's Patrick.
435
00:20:06,132 --> 00:20:07,765
Patrick.
436
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:08,866
...the customer
you're protecting,
437
00:20:08,868 --> 00:20:10,601
the guy in this picture,
he kidnapped a girl.
438
00:20:10,603 --> 00:20:12,469
Dude, your sister was kidnapped?
439
00:20:12,471 --> 00:20:14,271
No that was just a clever ruse.
440
00:20:14,273 --> 00:20:15,205
I'm actually with Five-O.
441
00:20:15,207 --> 00:20:17,307
And all I got to do is
say the word,
442
00:20:17,309 --> 00:20:18,776
and the cavalry
will storm this place,
443
00:20:18,778 --> 00:20:21,445
seize every computer in here,
and arrest your entire crew.
444
00:20:21,447 --> 00:20:23,080
How many customers are gonna
want to do business
445
00:20:23,082 --> 00:20:25,516
with you then?
446
00:20:25,518 --> 00:20:27,518
I can't believe you
narc'd me out.
447
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,086
I can't believe
you're still running Linux
448
00:20:29,088 --> 00:20:31,588
on a 32-bit Samurai stack.
449
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:34,491
Get out of the dark ages, dude.
450
00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:35,993
Also, get us that name.
451
00:20:35,995 --> 00:20:38,428
Yeah.
452
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:23,941
Let's get HPD and CSU down here,
453
00:21:23,943 --> 00:21:26,343
tear this place apart.
454
00:21:55,341 --> 00:21:57,307
Yo.
455
00:21:57,309 --> 00:22:00,344
Okay, so this place is leased
to a guy named Jacob Holm.
456
00:22:00,346 --> 00:22:02,646
Neighbors have not seen him
for at least a couple days.
457
00:22:02,648 --> 00:22:04,915
Well, it probably means
Addison was never here, right?
458
00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:07,918
Okay, so this is what
we know about Jacob Holm.
459
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,953
He worked in I.T.
at a local law firm.
460
00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:13,490
That was, until he was fired for
downloading confidential files
461
00:22:13,492 --> 00:22:14,591
off the company's server.
462
00:22:14,593 --> 00:22:16,526
Yeah, Holm's bosses
agreed to drop the charges
463
00:22:16,528 --> 00:22:18,262
if he just returned
the stolen data,
464
00:22:18,264 --> 00:22:20,063
but instead
he turned around and leaked
465
00:22:20,065 --> 00:22:21,398
hundreds of e-mails to the press
466
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,867
proving that the law firm was
wrapped up in all kinds of dirt.
467
00:22:23,869 --> 00:22:27,537
They were destroying evidence,
covering up fraud,
468
00:22:27,539 --> 00:22:28,872
even threatened witnesses.
469
00:22:28,874 --> 00:22:31,808
When the story broke, the press
branded Holm a "hacktivist."
470
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:34,678
He ended up serving 18 months
of a five year sentence,
471
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,513
and, uh, he was released
last July.
472
00:22:36,515 --> 00:22:38,248
Where'd you find all this stuff?
473
00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:39,583
Folder in his nightstand.
474
00:22:39,585 --> 00:22:41,585
Ah, so he's proud of it.
He thinks he's a hero?
475
00:22:41,587 --> 00:22:43,287
It doesn't make any sense.
476
00:22:43,289 --> 00:22:44,554
I mean, Holm's one prior arrest
477
00:22:44,556 --> 00:22:46,757
was for a crime that was
ideologically motivated.
478
00:22:46,759 --> 00:22:48,825
All right, how does a guy
go from hacking a law firm
479
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,093
to kidnapping a college kid?
480
00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:05,008
Ahoy, Captain!
481
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,743
Ahoy.
482
00:23:06,745 --> 00:23:10,814
I'm sorry, I don't mean
to be a backseat sailor,
483
00:23:10,816 --> 00:23:12,215
but just want to make sure
everything's all right
484
00:23:12,217 --> 00:23:14,184
with the ship.
485
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:16,787
All good, bruddah.
Why you asking?
486
00:23:16,789 --> 00:23:19,523
Well, it's just that,
according to my calculations,
487
00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:21,525
it appears that we've travelled
approximately ten feet
488
00:23:21,527 --> 00:23:23,460
in the last 40 minutes.
489
00:23:23,462 --> 00:23:26,730
What?
How is that possible?
490
00:23:26,732 --> 00:23:28,765
It appears that our vessel
is currently becalmed.
491
00:23:28,767 --> 00:23:32,502
I would put the wind speed
at a one on the Beaufort scale.
492
00:23:32,504 --> 00:23:33,837
English.
493
00:23:33,839 --> 00:23:35,539
There is no wind,
494
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:37,441
hence the boat isn't moving.
495
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:45,048
Flippa!
496
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:47,284
Flippa!
497
00:23:49,021 --> 00:23:50,354
What gives, brah?
498
00:23:50,356 --> 00:23:52,489
You're supposed to be my GPS.
499
00:23:52,491 --> 00:23:54,725
Sorry, cuz, I got seasick.
500
00:23:57,463 --> 00:24:00,497
I see why our navigation
system's on the fritz.
501
00:24:00,499 --> 00:24:01,999
Well, leaving your first mate
in charge of the liquor
502
00:24:02,001 --> 00:24:04,334
may not have been
the most prudent move.
503
00:24:04,336 --> 00:24:05,268
Don't sweat it, Doc.
504
00:24:05,270 --> 00:24:07,637
I got an auxiliary engine
505
00:24:07,639 --> 00:24:09,439
just for this situation.
506
00:24:14,213 --> 00:24:17,080
I assume you checked
that the battery was charged
507
00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:18,482
before we set sail.
508
00:24:18,484 --> 00:24:19,816
This thing has a battery?
509
00:24:24,356 --> 00:24:25,355
Mayday. Mayday.
510
00:24:25,357 --> 00:24:28,258
This is the SS Thong Magnet
511
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:29,926
needing emergency assistance.
512
00:24:32,097 --> 00:24:35,298
And I'm afraid the radio is
powered by the battery as well.
513
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:39,169
And we lost cell service
a few hours ago.
514
00:24:39,171 --> 00:24:40,804
Why are you so calm about this?
515
00:24:40,806 --> 00:24:42,539
Well, I project
outward confidence
516
00:24:42,541 --> 00:24:44,207
as a way of coping with stress.
517
00:24:44,209 --> 00:24:45,609
Inside, I'm terrified.
518
00:24:48,547 --> 00:24:50,047
We're gonna die out here.
519
00:24:52,918 --> 00:24:54,418
Nobody's dying on my watch.
520
00:24:56,822 --> 00:25:00,023
All we got to do is send
a distress signal up.
521
00:25:00,025 --> 00:25:01,358
Coast Guard will come
522
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,459
and tow us to shore.
523
00:25:09,001 --> 00:25:11,268
You got to be kidding me, brah.
524
00:25:11,270 --> 00:25:12,869
Must be a safety-- give it here.
525
00:25:12,871 --> 00:25:16,173
Sure, let the drunk guy
handle the firearm.
526
00:25:16,175 --> 00:25:17,541
Great idea.
527
00:25:17,543 --> 00:25:19,376
Everyone chill, I got this.
528
00:25:23,782 --> 00:25:26,516
Well, there's no missing that.
529
00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:32,589
I heard you got something.
530
00:25:32,591 --> 00:25:34,925
Yeah, Addison wasn't the only
person that Holm was spying on.
531
00:25:34,927 --> 00:25:37,194
Looks like he put spyware
onto over 1,000 machines.
532
00:25:38,230 --> 00:25:39,930
He was targeting other victims.
533
00:25:39,932 --> 00:25:43,467
Exactly, and it looks like
he may have selected one.
534
00:25:43,469 --> 00:25:46,536
He's got a folder with this
guy's name on it, Jason Putnam.
535
00:25:48,407 --> 00:25:49,973
Whoa, that's a lot of data.
536
00:25:49,975 --> 00:25:51,374
Over a terabyte.
537
00:25:51,376 --> 00:25:53,076
E-mails, financials,
538
00:25:53,078 --> 00:25:55,879
recorded phone calls, he even
has video and screen caps
539
00:25:55,881 --> 00:25:58,782
from a bunch
of hijacked camera feeds.
540
00:26:02,888 --> 00:26:04,921
Who is Jason Putnam?
541
00:26:04,923 --> 00:26:07,624
My name is Jason Putnam,
542
00:26:07,626 --> 00:26:10,760
and I have something to confess.
543
00:26:10,762 --> 00:26:11,928
Over the past year,
544
00:26:11,930 --> 00:26:16,633
while working
as a private financial advisor,
545
00:26:16,635 --> 00:26:20,637
I embezzled over $800,000.
546
00:26:20,639 --> 00:26:23,373
Mostly from elderly clients
547
00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:27,043
whom I believed were less likely
to detect the fraud.
548
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:29,045
Jason Putnam posted
549
00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,847
this video to his profile
three days ago
550
00:26:30,849 --> 00:26:32,082
and it immediately
went viral.
551
00:26:32,084 --> 00:26:33,583
Uh-huh, so this guy's
robbing old folks
552
00:26:33,585 --> 00:26:34,784
for their live savings.
553
00:26:34,786 --> 00:26:36,486
I imagine the Internet
was not too kind.
554
00:26:36,488 --> 00:26:37,621
It was brutal.
555
00:26:37,623 --> 00:26:39,089
He was publically eviscerated.
556
00:26:39,091 --> 00:26:41,992
But since then, no one
has seen or heard from him.
557
00:26:41,994 --> 00:26:43,260
His family contacted HPD
558
00:26:43,262 --> 00:26:44,594
'cause they were concerned
about his mental state.
559
00:26:44,596 --> 00:26:45,962
He's currently classified
560
00:26:45,964 --> 00:26:47,731
as an "Endangered
Missing Adult."
561
00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:50,567
Okay, but clearly Putnam
didn't go missing on his own.
562
00:26:50,569 --> 00:26:52,269
I mean, Holm kidnapped him
and forced this confession.
563
00:26:52,271 --> 00:26:54,070
Guys, check this out.
564
00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:55,972
Found these on Holm's server.
565
00:26:55,974 --> 00:26:58,074
They're camera feeds
and they're live.
566
00:26:59,511 --> 00:27:00,544
All right, can we trace
where they're coming from?
567
00:27:00,546 --> 00:27:01,745
Yeah, sure,
but there's 17 of them,
568
00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:03,013
and they're coming
from all over the island.
569
00:27:03,015 --> 00:27:05,115
From what I can tell,
it's mostly abandoned buildings
570
00:27:05,117 --> 00:27:06,249
and vacant homes.
571
00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:07,584
Well, obviously he was
staking these places out.
572
00:27:07,586 --> 00:27:09,419
Maybe it's where he was
planning on taking his victims.
573
00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:11,755
That's what I was afraid of.
Check this out.
574
00:27:14,326 --> 00:27:15,992
That's a body.
575
00:27:29,141 --> 00:27:30,340
What is it?
576
00:27:32,711 --> 00:27:35,111
This is the fallout
to his confession.
577
00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:39,683
What do you think,
he was making Putnam watch it?
578
00:27:39,685 --> 00:27:41,384
That's exactly what I think.
579
00:27:41,386 --> 00:27:43,753
And then he left him
locked up in here
580
00:27:43,755 --> 00:27:45,188
with only one way out.
581
00:28:11,508 --> 00:28:13,207
Thought we had
lost you there, cuz.
582
00:28:13,209 --> 00:28:16,678
Get off me.
583
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,246
What happened?
584
00:28:18,248 --> 00:28:19,480
You don't remember?
585
00:28:19,482 --> 00:28:22,050
We were just floating out there
on that life raft.
586
00:28:22,052 --> 00:28:23,985
And I spotted land.
That's right.
587
00:28:23,987 --> 00:28:27,355
You were so excited, you jumped
up and lost your balance.
588
00:28:27,357 --> 00:28:29,357
By the time we got you
back in the raft,
589
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,426
you had swallowed so much water,
that you passed out.
590
00:28:31,428 --> 00:28:34,662
Doc had to do mouth to mouth
to get you breathing again.
591
00:28:38,335 --> 00:28:39,968
Ah.
592
00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:41,869
Glad to see you back on
your feet, Captain.
593
00:28:41,871 --> 00:28:43,071
Where the hell are we?
594
00:28:43,073 --> 00:28:44,973
Now, that is a good question.
595
00:28:44,975 --> 00:28:47,875
My best bet is we're on one
of the uninhabited islands
596
00:28:47,877 --> 00:28:49,010
of the Hawaiian chain.
597
00:28:49,012 --> 00:28:51,946
Most likely Lehua.
598
00:28:51,948 --> 00:28:53,982
Lehua?
599
00:28:53,984 --> 00:28:58,786
Now, all we have to do is
survive until we get discovered.
600
00:28:58,788 --> 00:29:00,688
Fortunately, I had a have a
head start on building the fire.
601
00:29:00,690 --> 00:29:01,889
I did it
while you were unconscious.
602
00:29:01,891 --> 00:29:04,459
At least we'll be warm
while we starve to death.
603
00:29:04,461 --> 00:29:06,294
Oh, nonsense.
604
00:29:06,296 --> 00:29:08,830
I also collected some crickets
and caterpillars
605
00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:10,565
for our dining pleasure.
606
00:29:10,567 --> 00:29:12,087
They're an excellent
source of protein.
607
00:29:14,104 --> 00:29:15,970
I grabbed what I could...
608
00:29:15,972 --> 00:29:17,405
before our ship burnt up.
609
00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:19,974
If we ration it,
610
00:29:19,976 --> 00:29:21,509
could last us a few days.
611
00:29:21,511 --> 00:29:24,045
Talk to me, what do we have?
612
00:29:27,217 --> 00:29:28,416
Mochi balls.
613
00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:29,684
Love those.
614
00:29:29,686 --> 00:29:31,252
And a bottle of ouzo.
615
00:29:36,459 --> 00:29:38,493
Who's up for some sing-a-longs?
616
00:29:38,495 --> 00:29:40,228
That sounds delightful.
617
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:45,366
Sorry, cuz.
618
00:29:45,368 --> 00:29:47,735
If I die first,
619
00:29:47,737 --> 00:29:49,404
I want you to eat me.
620
00:29:50,306 --> 00:29:52,273
Nobody's gonna eat you.
621
00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:55,943
So what are you saying,
I'm not good enough for you?
622
00:29:55,945 --> 00:29:57,412
Why wouldn't you eat me?
623
00:30:04,754 --> 00:30:06,521
Guys, over here!
624
00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:10,925
Check it out,
625
00:30:10,927 --> 00:30:13,061
Doctor, regular MacGyver.
626
00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:14,729
Actually, it's basic physics.
627
00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:18,032
The lens focuses the light to
generate enough heat to burn.
628
00:30:18,034 --> 00:30:20,535
Now all we need to do
is stoke the flame.
629
00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:24,872
I'll do you one better, brah.
630
00:30:28,111 --> 00:30:30,945
Oh! - Yeah!
Whoa.
631
00:30:30,947 --> 00:30:34,415
It's always nice to have
flammable material.
632
00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:36,751
And alcohol.
633
00:30:42,258 --> 00:30:44,092
All right, thanks, dude.
634
00:30:44,094 --> 00:30:46,360
All right, so HPD checked
all the locations
635
00:30:46,362 --> 00:30:48,463
that Holm was surveilling,
no sign of Addison.
636
00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:53,468
Okay, so this guy, he abducts
Addison for a specific reason,
637
00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:55,203
but it's not 'cause
she's young and pretty.
638
00:30:55,205 --> 00:30:56,471
No.
639
00:30:56,473 --> 00:30:57,572
It's because she's got
something that she's hiding
640
00:30:57,574 --> 00:30:58,973
and this guy
wants to expose her.
641
00:30:58,975 --> 00:31:00,808
Exactly, that's what he does,
he prowls the Internet
642
00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:02,410
looking for victims
who have dark secrets
643
00:31:02,412 --> 00:31:04,645
and then he forces them
to confess 'cause...
644
00:31:04,647 --> 00:31:07,348
what, he's a vigilante
with a god complex.
645
00:31:07,350 --> 00:31:09,183
No, this guy's face
is all over the news.
646
00:31:09,185 --> 00:31:10,518
Okay, and that is why
647
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,720
he didn't take her to
any of those spots, right?
648
00:31:12,722 --> 00:31:14,755
I mean, he's smart,
he knows we'd be on 'em.
649
00:31:14,757 --> 00:31:16,357
He's smart,
he's also a psychopath.
650
00:31:16,359 --> 00:31:18,426
I'm not looking forward to
seeing what this guy does
651
00:31:18,428 --> 00:31:20,528
now that his back's
against the wall.
652
00:31:36,246 --> 00:31:38,746
Please.
653
00:31:38,748 --> 00:31:40,982
I don't want to die.
654
00:31:43,052 --> 00:31:44,652
I'm not the one
who's a murderer.
655
00:31:51,194 --> 00:31:53,261
This link was just posted
656
00:31:53,263 --> 00:31:54,395
to Addison's profile page.
657
00:31:54,397 --> 00:31:56,397
It's a Web stream.
It's about to go live.
658
00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:00,234
Toast?
I'm on it.
659
00:32:01,371 --> 00:32:03,604
My name is Addison Wells.
660
00:32:03,606 --> 00:32:08,042
As most of you know,
I was kidnapped last night.
661
00:32:08,044 --> 00:32:10,778
But what you don't know
is the reason why.
662
00:32:10,780 --> 00:32:12,613
For years now,
Toast, talk to me.
663
00:32:12,615 --> 00:32:15,583
I've been keeping a secret.
He's got the feed on a five-second relay.
664
00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:17,218
It's being bounced off proxy
servers all over the world.
665
00:32:17,220 --> 00:32:18,653
run from it, put it behind me,
Well, can you trace it?
666
00:32:18,655 --> 00:32:20,721
but I wrong.
I could if I had a few hours.
667
00:32:20,723 --> 00:32:21,923
I moved to Hawaii...
Brah, we don't have a few hours.
668
00:32:21,925 --> 00:32:23,891
If we don't find this guy
by the end of this feed,
669
00:32:23,893 --> 00:32:25,493
this girl is as good as dead.
670
00:32:25,495 --> 00:32:27,028
Yeah, enough
with the pressure, man.
671
00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:28,563
And I haven't even smoked
my morning bowl yet.
672
00:32:28,565 --> 00:32:30,598
The truth is
673
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,034
I haven't been honest
about who I am
674
00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:37,004
and the mistakes
that I have made.
675
00:32:37,006 --> 00:32:38,806
And now I'm going to confess.
676
00:32:38,808 --> 00:32:40,074
We're running out of time.
677
00:32:41,778 --> 00:32:44,312
Five years ago in Pl...
678
00:32:47,417 --> 00:32:48,883
What the hell just happened?
679
00:32:48,885 --> 00:32:50,718
She just got played off
by Fatso the Keyboard Cat.
680
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,688
Somebody deliberately
knocked that feed offline.
681
00:32:53,690 --> 00:32:54,922
And that someone was me.
682
00:32:54,924 --> 00:32:56,524
Toast, what are you doing?
683
00:32:56,526 --> 00:32:57,925
I'm getting you your location
684
00:32:57,927 --> 00:33:00,328
the only way I know how.
685
00:33:00,330 --> 00:33:01,562
Holm can't reestablish
a connection
686
00:33:01,564 --> 00:33:03,664
without exposing his location.
It's genius.
687
00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:06,434
And what if he just decides
to kill this girl? What then?
688
00:33:06,436 --> 00:33:08,636
Then I guess
I'll look pretty dumb.
689
00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:13,774
This doesn't change anything.
690
00:33:13,776 --> 00:33:14,976
When that light goes back on,
691
00:33:14,978 --> 00:33:16,911
you say exactly
what I told you to.
692
00:33:20,850 --> 00:33:22,383
It worked.
He took the bait.
693
00:33:22,385 --> 00:33:23,451
Not so fast.
694
00:33:23,453 --> 00:33:25,119
I still have to zero in
on his location.
695
00:33:25,121 --> 00:33:26,787
How long?
17 seconds,
696
00:33:26,789 --> 00:33:28,823
give or take.
697
00:33:28,825 --> 00:33:30,891
This is my confession.
698
00:33:30,893 --> 00:33:33,928
Five years ago
in Plymouth, Minnesota...
699
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,200
...I was driving my car
late at night...
700
00:33:41,838 --> 00:33:43,504
when I struck a pedestrian,
701
00:33:43,506 --> 00:33:47,108
killing him instantly.
702
00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:49,043
In my statement,
I told the police
703
00:33:49,045 --> 00:33:51,412
that the victim stepped
into traffic
704
00:33:51,414 --> 00:33:54,882
and that I didn't have
enough time to brake,
705
00:33:54,884 --> 00:33:57,218
but that was a lie.
706
00:33:57,220 --> 00:34:01,022
The truth is...
707
00:34:01,024 --> 00:34:03,391
I wasn't even looking
at the road when it happened.
708
00:34:05,428 --> 00:34:08,462
I was on my phone,
reading a text.
709
00:34:11,901 --> 00:34:14,335
Because of my own carelessness,
710
00:34:14,337 --> 00:34:17,738
an innocent man died.
711
00:34:20,109 --> 00:34:21,742
There hasn't been a day
that's gone by
712
00:34:21,744 --> 00:34:23,411
that I haven't thought about it.
713
00:34:26,215 --> 00:34:27,748
I'm so sorry.
714
00:34:35,224 --> 00:34:36,724
Got him.
715
00:34:38,728 --> 00:34:43,230
I wanted to tell his family.
716
00:34:43,232 --> 00:34:46,467
I even wrote the e-mail
that I was gonna send.
717
00:34:46,469 --> 00:34:49,103
But you never did, did you?
718
00:34:49,105 --> 00:34:50,638
Sorry.
719
00:34:52,508 --> 00:34:56,811
And now the world will see you
for what you really are:
720
00:34:56,813 --> 00:34:58,512
a coward and a liar.
721
00:35:05,221 --> 00:35:06,754
3236.
722
00:35:12,495 --> 00:35:13,527
You're letting me go?
723
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:16,697
No.
724
00:35:16,699 --> 00:35:18,099
Even if I did,
725
00:35:18,101 --> 00:35:20,634
there would be nothing left
to go back to, would there?
726
00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:26,874
But...
727
00:35:30,913 --> 00:35:32,913
...I will show you some mercy.
728
00:35:44,727 --> 00:35:48,362
This is Officer Kalakua
requesting HPD and SWAT support.
729
00:35:48,364 --> 00:35:51,432
The address is
5625 Hoala Street in Waimalu.
730
00:37:47,988 --> 00:37:49,187
We got blood.
731
00:38:08,442 --> 00:38:09,975
You all right?
Are you hurt?
732
00:38:26,894 --> 00:38:30,028
I've got you. It's all over now.
733
00:39:01,195 --> 00:39:04,496
♪ Watching people pass me by ♪
734
00:39:04,498 --> 00:39:07,566
♪ Anything to pass the time ♪
735
00:39:07,568 --> 00:39:09,267
♪ Weird to think ♪
736
00:39:09,269 --> 00:39:10,735
♪ We're all the same ♪
737
00:39:10,737 --> 00:39:12,070
♪ Completely different ♪
738
00:39:12,072 --> 00:39:13,505
♪ Ain't it strange ♪
739
00:39:13,507 --> 00:39:14,773
♪ Uh-huh ♪
740
00:39:14,775 --> 00:39:16,875
♪ Whoa, I see ♪
741
00:39:16,877 --> 00:39:18,510
♪ This world ♪
742
00:39:18,512 --> 00:39:19,945
♪ Surrounding me ♪
743
00:39:19,947 --> 00:39:21,413
♪ And I hope ♪
744
00:39:21,415 --> 00:39:23,248
♪ That someday ♪
745
00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:25,717
♪ That we can learn to love ♪
746
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:28,753
♪ Just one more day. ♪
747
00:39:28,755 --> 00:39:31,022
Wonderful!
748
00:39:31,024 --> 00:39:31,990
Thanks.
749
00:39:31,992 --> 00:39:33,725
Dang, cuz.
750
00:39:33,727 --> 00:39:35,961
You got to perform a gig
at the shrimp truck.
751
00:39:35,963 --> 00:39:37,028
Pro Bono?
752
00:39:37,030 --> 00:39:39,164
At least until you win
your first Grammy.
753
00:39:40,968 --> 00:39:42,367
Well, since we're
on the topic of regrets--
754
00:39:42,369 --> 00:39:45,504
you not pursuing your music--
I'll share mine.
755
00:39:45,506 --> 00:39:47,572
Years ago
I had the opportunity
756
00:39:47,574 --> 00:39:49,274
to participate
in Doctors Without Borders.
757
00:39:49,276 --> 00:39:52,477
It was a six month stint
in Mozambique,
758
00:39:52,479 --> 00:39:54,846
but I decided not to take it.
759
00:39:54,848 --> 00:39:57,082
Why not?
760
00:39:57,084 --> 00:40:00,886
Well, you know, dealing with
living, breathing patients
761
00:40:00,888 --> 00:40:03,421
isn't exactly my strong suit.
762
00:40:03,423 --> 00:40:06,758
That's why I took up a career
in forensic pathology.
763
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,427
Apparently,
some people consider me
764
00:40:09,429 --> 00:40:11,263
awkward and off-putting.
765
00:40:12,699 --> 00:40:13,698
No, that's crazy.
766
00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:15,834
No way, Doc, not you.
767
00:40:15,836 --> 00:40:18,537
Thank you.
768
00:40:18,539 --> 00:40:20,205
And yourself, any regrets?
769
00:40:20,207 --> 00:40:22,307
Please.
770
00:40:22,309 --> 00:40:24,376
I'm a two-time felon.
771
00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:26,211
I own four businesses now.
772
00:40:26,213 --> 00:40:28,947
I got no regrets.
773
00:40:28,949 --> 00:40:30,815
Actually, cuz,
774
00:40:30,817 --> 00:40:33,285
business number four
is currently resting
775
00:40:33,287 --> 00:40:34,920
at the bottom of the Pacific.
776
00:40:34,922 --> 00:40:37,189
It's a small setback.
777
00:40:37,191 --> 00:40:39,224
When the insurance cash kick in,
778
00:40:39,226 --> 00:40:41,359
we'll be back in action.
779
00:40:41,361 --> 00:40:43,061
Thong Magnet Two?
780
00:40:43,063 --> 00:40:45,664
Featuring the music stylings
781
00:40:45,666 --> 00:40:47,632
of Shawn "Flippa" Tupuola.
782
00:40:47,634 --> 00:40:49,067
Yeah.
783
00:40:50,537 --> 00:40:52,404
Well, I think we should
call it a night.
784
00:40:52,406 --> 00:40:55,073
Come 6:00 a.m. the sun
is gonna be blazing.
785
00:41:00,013 --> 00:41:02,214
Good night, Doc.
786
00:41:02,216 --> 00:41:03,815
Good night, Flippa.
787
00:41:03,817 --> 00:41:04,950
Good night, Kamekona.
788
00:41:04,952 --> 00:41:07,118
Good night, Doc.
789
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,086
Good night, little cuz.
790
00:41:08,088 --> 00:41:10,388
Good night, big cuz.
791
00:41:10,390 --> 00:41:12,357
Good night, stars.
792
00:41:12,359 --> 00:41:15,627
Good night, moon.
793
00:41:19,233 --> 00:41:20,432
What was that?
794
00:41:20,434 --> 00:41:21,433
It's a signal.
795
00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:23,134
Somebody found us.
796
00:41:23,136 --> 00:41:24,136
We're saved.
797
00:41:29,876 --> 00:41:31,743
Actually, I believe
those are fireworks.
798
00:41:31,745 --> 00:41:33,812
Fireworks?
799
00:41:39,119 --> 00:41:41,453
Look, Cheryl, natives.
800
00:41:42,222 --> 00:41:43,488
Aloha.
801
00:41:48,895 --> 00:41:50,395
"Uninhabited" you said.
802
00:41:50,397 --> 00:41:51,896
There's a resort
on this island?
803
00:41:51,898 --> 00:41:54,132
Apparently so.
804
00:41:54,134 --> 00:41:56,334
And judging from where
those fireworks are coming from,
805
00:41:56,336 --> 00:41:58,169
I'd say it's less
than 100 yards away.
806
00:42:00,807 --> 00:42:03,341
Oops.
807
00:42:07,147 --> 00:42:08,980
Gross.
808
00:42:10,017 --> 00:42:11,716
Oh, no, not again.
809
00:42:11,718 --> 00:42:14,052
Okay, how am I supposed to poop
on the skateboard kids
810
00:42:14,054 --> 00:42:15,186
when they're moving so fast?
811
00:42:15,188 --> 00:42:17,656
This-- it's impossible.
812
00:42:17,658 --> 00:42:20,025
Well, you got to fill up
on the meatball sub.
813
00:42:20,027 --> 00:42:21,059
Larger bowel capacity,
814
00:42:21,061 --> 00:42:23,295
bigger blast radius.
815
00:42:23,297 --> 00:42:25,463
Oh.
816
00:42:25,465 --> 00:42:27,799
Awesome. Awesome.
817
00:42:27,801 --> 00:42:29,801
Gross.
818
00:42:29,803 --> 00:42:30,869
Ew, penguin poop.
819
00:42:30,871 --> 00:42:33,271
Hey, again, I'm sorry
about this morning.
820
00:42:33,273 --> 00:42:35,807
I didn't mean to cramp
your style, but, uh, you know,
821
00:42:35,809 --> 00:42:37,042
it was worth it, right?
822
00:42:37,044 --> 00:42:38,176
Yeah, no problem.
823
00:42:38,178 --> 00:42:40,712
Now we all get to go
have chicken and waffles.
824
00:42:41,848 --> 00:42:44,316
I just feel bad that
825
00:42:44,318 --> 00:42:46,217
they didn't have room
for everyone
826
00:42:46,219 --> 00:42:47,819
in first class.
827
00:42:47,821 --> 00:42:49,754
Oh, don't worry about
those guys-- they're fine.
828
00:42:50,757 --> 00:42:52,457
I got pooped on again.
829
00:43:09,209 --> 00:43:10,375
What the hell.
830
00:43:19,402 --> 00:43:25,902
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