1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:04,037 (Jim) Every story has a beginning. 2 00:00:04,104 --> 00:00:06,707 We were just an ORDINARY family until... (man) hold on! 3 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:08,976 (J.J.) Oh, my god! (grunts) 4 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:10,944 Something extraordinary has happened. 5 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,946 (George) You can jump just over a quarter mile, 6 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,048 can lift 11,000 pounds. (whoosh) 7 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,049 (Stephanie) I'm fast. 8 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:18,919 (Daphne) I can hear people's thoughts. 9 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:21,021 (J.J.) I've got, like, this super-brain. I can finally make a difference. 10 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:24,191 (Dayton) With your new access to dr. Powell, you should be able 11 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:28,595 to learn exactly what she's been keeping from you. You've been trying to read my mind, haven't you? 12 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:31,498 (crying) I won't tell anybody what I saw! I know you won't. 13 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:34,067 You don't seem to remember anything that's happened. 14 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:38,405 Daphne, you don't remember about the plane crash? 15 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,040 Brazil? Our superpowers? 16 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:43,310 Superpowers? 17 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,680 Look, I'm sure there's a simple psychological explanation 18 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:49,983 for her gap in knowledge. (J.J.) god, this is such a waste of time. 19 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:54,188 Why don't we just show her what we can do already? 20 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:55,956 All right. Uh... 21 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,459 hold on. 22 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,195 Oh! 23 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:04,398 Oh. Uh, oh! Okay. Okay. Put me down now, please. 24 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:06,967 Please. 25 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:09,036 That's not gonna do it, hon. Wait right here. 26 00:01:09,102 --> 00:01:12,339 (whoosh) 27 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,341 Uh, here's water, in case you're thirsty. 28 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,043 I know you're struggling to reconcile cognitive reality 29 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:19,446 with the illogical supposition that our family has 30 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:22,983 metamorphosed into--for lack of a less-familiar trope-- 31 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,852 superheroes. You, too? 32 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,887 I have my moments. 33 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:30,023 Listen, Daphne, you... you have a superpower, too-- 34 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,226 a really amazing one. 35 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:35,762 Yeah, I have an idea. Here. Give me your hands. 36 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,466 Come here. 37 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,076 Do it. 38 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:52,946 (whoosh) 39 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,118 (whoosh) 40 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:08,028 Oh, my god. 41 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:10,864 I have superpowers. 42 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:17,037 (George) Jim, it's your friendly neighborhood sidekick, 43 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:19,139 and I got news for you. 44 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:21,675 Listen, a painting got stolen last night 45 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:25,045 from the lindenberg museum of art. Last night? Why didn't you tell me about it sooner, 46 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:29,049 like, I don't know, while the heist was in progress? 'cause I didn't know about it till the guy got away. 47 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:32,519 I don't get it. The piece this guy stole looks like 48 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:36,890 my nephew finger-painted it before he took his nap. Well, why are you telling me about this now? 49 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:39,860 Because I ran a search on the price tag of this thing. 50 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:42,029 They're estimating the value to be $8 million. 51 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:45,132 That's the kind of numbers a superhero like yourself 52 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:46,834 should be aware of. 53 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:54,107 Stay behind the yellow lines. I told you a thousand times. Gotta go, George. 54 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,045 (brakes squeal) 55 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:01,181 (grunts) 56 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:03,417 Oh, you just saved my life. 57 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:06,353 Are you all right? Yeah. Areyouall right? 58 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,555 Yeah, I'm fine. What's your name? 59 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:11,658 Doesn't matter. As long as you're okay... No, Look, look, look. When I tell my wife 60 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,827 What happened to me today, she's gonna wanna know 61 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:17,097 the name of the man who saved my life. (sighs) 62 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:19,566 Please. Jim. Jim Powell. 63 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:22,369 Jim, I'm Dave Cotten. Thank you so much. 64 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,538 It's fine. 65 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:27,040 (siren wails) and so Daphne downloaded a host of extrasensory images, 66 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:30,177 and now she's completely caught up. 67 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:31,845 Okay, that's fascinating. 68 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,046 I attribute it to the stress of the past couple months 69 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:36,617 coupled with the natural hormonal imbalance 70 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:38,418 of a teenaged girl. 71 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:41,355 Uh, I can relate, and I'm practically an adult. 72 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:44,057 Uh, Katie, what do you mean, "practically"? 73 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:48,829 I'm just not sure that I technically qualify. 74 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:52,232 What? Okay, so have you ever Had somebody look at you, 75 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:55,102 and It's like they are looking directly 76 00:03:55,169 --> 00:03:57,104 into your prefrontal cortex? 77 00:03:57,171 --> 00:03:59,473 Oh, Katie, you're in love. 78 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,675 That's a valid diagnosis. 79 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,043 I do have all of the classic symptoms-- 80 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:06,013 anxiety, uneasiness, dread. 81 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,015 Well, that's not how you're supposed to feel 82 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:11,018 when you're in love. Well, in my case, it is, because love leads to commitment, 83 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,020 and commitment leads to intimacy, 84 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,055 and intimacy... 85 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:19,927 has... proven to be somewhat unchartered territory. 86 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:26,400 Katie, are you saying that you're still a-- 87 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,101 (gulps) 88 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:31,405 (whispering) Okay, so back in high school, 89 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:34,408 I decided that I was gonna wait forthe one, 90 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:36,710 like morpheus waited for neo in "the matrix," 91 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,813 but with sexual relations. I waited so long for him, 92 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,949 that at some point, I just... 93 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:44,852 never quite stopped waiting, 94 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:49,056 and I'm not really sure how to explain that to Joshua. 95 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,058 Look, I'm sure if he feels the same way about you, 96 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,026 he won't care a bit. 97 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:55,028 (doorbell rings, dog barking in Distance) 98 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:57,931 Uh, you guys relax. I'll get it. 99 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,501 (man speaking indistinctly on tv) 100 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:03,904 hold on. I'm coming. (sighs) 101 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,038 Jim. Dave? 102 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,940 Oh! 103 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,042 Uh, oh! Thank you so much! 104 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:12,179 It's really okay. I-I really didn't do anything. 105 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:15,549 Oh, I told you he'd say that. This is my wife Michelle. Hi. 106 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:18,552 And our children Chloe and Troy. Come on in. 107 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:20,053 (Dave) Oh, they really wanted to meet you. 108 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:23,357 Um... Oh, hi. I'm--I'm Dave. 109 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:25,526 (door closes) Hi. 110 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:28,262 Sorry for interrupting your family's evening. And This is my family. 111 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,131 Uh, this is my wife Stephanie, um, Daphne, and J.J. 112 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:33,033 You must be so proud of him. (chuckles) 113 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:36,036 We are. We just don't know why you are. (chuckles) 114 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,972 What, you didn't tell her? 115 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,108 Heroicandhumble. 116 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:43,110 You'd think you save somebody's life every day. 117 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,879 (laughs) "Every day" would be an exaggeration. 118 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,881 Listen, I'm not very good at cooking, 119 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,883 but I'm very good at eating, 120 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,753 and Dave here can grill the hell out of anything. 121 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,355 We would love it if you would all come to our house tomorrow 122 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:57,057 for a barbecue. Please. It is the least that we can do 123 00:05:57,124 --> 00:06:00,961 to thank the man who saved my husband's life. Oh, that's really kind of you, 124 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:04,031 but unfortunately, we're gonna have to say-- of course. We would love to. 125 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:08,001 What were you thinking? We can't have dinner with these people. 126 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:11,271 Why Not? Look, ever since we got these powers, 127 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:13,240 we don't hang out with other families. 128 00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:15,209 All we do is isolate ourselves. 129 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,844 We spend our evenings 130 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,213 having hushed conversations about supervillains 131 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:21,215 and trading comic book references 132 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:23,483 with George and Katie. 133 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,485 Wouldn't it be nice, for one night, 134 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,488 to spend it as a normal family, witha normal family, 135 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,058 doing the things that normal families do? What if they ask normal questions, 136 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:34,761 like, how did you Dent the bus and not the other way around? 137 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:37,197 (sighs) Then we just laugh at the crazy notion 138 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:39,800 of a man being more powerful than a bus, 139 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,069 just like we would have three months ago. 140 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,238 (cell phone Rings) 141 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,974 Hello, George. Remember when you told me to call you 142 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,610 the next time one of those paintings were being stolen? 143 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,044 Consider this that call. 144 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:55,182 Silent Alarm was tripped. County museum. Now. 145 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,818 (siren wailing in Distance) 146 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:21,608 Put the painting down and no one will get hurt. 147 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:34,555 ♪♪♪ 148 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:50,404 (lowered voice) This guy was a total pro. 149 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:54,341 He was like James bond. That analogy doesn't work. Bond was a good guy. 150 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:56,710 But at least... at least you stopped him 151 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:59,847 from stealing a really expensive painting. Not before I let him get away. 152 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,850 But the cops lifted a boot print from the scene. 153 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,018 As soon as you clock out of here, we can go check that out. Oh, I can't do it. 154 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:08,188 The guy I saved from the bus yesterday-- 155 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:11,425 he invited me and my family over for a barbecue. 156 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,428 Kind of a thank-you thing. Wait. You're choosing burgers in the suburbs 157 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,030 over fighting the bad-guy version of bond? 158 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:20,167 Where are your priorities? 159 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:23,036 So what do you think, the 4th or the 16th? Huh? 160 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,606 (whoosh) 161 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,508 Uh... 162 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,810 they both... had good qualities. 163 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,044 It's not like you have to impress these people. 164 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:34,515 I... I already saved the guy's life. 165 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:38,218 Look, I know. No, it's just-- there's something about Michelle 166 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,220 that I felt like I could relate to. 167 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:43,090 It just feels like a long time since I've had 168 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:46,326 someone to hang out with that's like me. 169 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:49,029 (whoosh) Okay, okay. I get it. 170 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:52,799 Would you relax? You look beautiful. (sighs) Thank you. 171 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,274 Uh, honey? 172 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:03,443 Have you seen my journal? You know, the red leather one? 173 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:07,014 The one that I write everything down in About our powers? 174 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,682 Honey, stop worrying. 175 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:11,618 Something like that doesn't just get up and walk away, 176 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:12,819 no. 177 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,821 (Katie) Sorry it took so long, 178 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,057 can I get you another? What did you call that drink again? 179 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:20,194 This is the most popular cocktail 180 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,329 at the "star wars" cantina. 181 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,298 On tatooine, 182 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:27,000 it is pronounced "doka-bo." 183 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,468 What? 184 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:31,672 It's just you, how funny and beautiful you are. 185 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:32,039 (chuckles) 186 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:35,609 What you bring to my life, Katie. 187 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:38,679 I can't believe how much it's changed since you fell into it. 188 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,047 I'm so lucky to have found you. 189 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,450 Mm. 190 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,520 Um... hmm? 191 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:49,056 Joshua, I need to talk to you about something. 192 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,959 All right. But it's kind of a tricky topic. 193 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,895 You can tell me anything. 194 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:58,298 Can I? Because I have a tendency to overshare, 195 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,300 and it can sometimes be off-putting 196 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,035 to those I seek intercourse with--discourse with. 197 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,405 (chuckles) Katie, what are you trying to say? 198 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:08,308 Um... (sighs) okay. 199 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,110 The truth is... 200 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,048 that this drink originated in alderaan, 201 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,484 not tatooine, 202 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:19,720 and It's a little-known fact. 203 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,590 (birds chirping) 204 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,593 We are so glad that you and your family could join us. 205 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,629 Oh, me, too. 206 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:32,065 We've been kinda stuck in our own little groove lately. Dave's job keeps us moving. 207 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:35,669 First Boston, then seattle, and now here. 208 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,172 Sometimes I feel like I'm missing out on friendships 209 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,707 'cause life is moving so fast. 210 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:44,311 (sighs) I completely understand. Sometimes you need someone to talk to 211 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:47,381 besidesyour kids and your husband. Mm.Aboutyour kids and your husband. 212 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,048 Right. (chuckles) (chuckles) 213 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,984 I think we're gonna need some more charcoal. 214 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,521 (sighs) here. Let me. 215 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,056 Oh, Jim, you're my guest. You don't have to. 216 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,058 It's no problem, really. 217 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:01,595 Whoa! (chuckles) Hey, you buy in Bulk, don't you? 218 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:04,598 These things were a lot lighter when I was Younger. 219 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,801 Yeah. (chuckles) Yeah, come on. I just need a little bit. Got it? 220 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,903 (grunts) Hey, sweet watch. 221 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,806 Oh, it's my birthday Present from MICHELLE last year. 222 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,543 I asked her not to tell me how much she paid for it. Hey, do you play? 223 00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:18,545 Oh, you know, used to, not much anymore. 224 00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:20,547 I'm busy setting up systems. 225 00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:23,984 Yeah, when I was in Art school, I was in a band. Really? What kind of music? 226 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,053 Oh, it was a... 227 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:29,923 hair band. No. (laughing) 228 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,058 Yeah. (laughs) 229 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:34,761 Swiss psychologist CARL Jung believes that intuition is 230 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:38,065 simply explained as perception via the unconscious mind. 231 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:41,602 That's a very bright boy you have there. 232 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,036 Hey, hey. Um, a big day 233 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,540 for Chloe and Troy tomorrow-- starting high school, right? 234 00:11:46,607 --> 00:11:49,543 Yeah, you know, we always hate to do that to them 235 00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:52,980 every time we move, But they always seem To adjust. (under breath) Speak for yourself. 236 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:57,117 (thinking) Daphne, you and J.J. Need to offer 237 00:11:57,184 --> 00:12:00,354 to show Chloe and Troy around the school. 238 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,023 Daphne Nicole, do you hear me? 239 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,057 (whoosh) 240 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,693 You know, if you want, 241 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,863 J.J. And I can show you around the school tomorrow. 242 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:10,898 Yeah. 243 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,033 Cool. (Michelle) That is so nice. 244 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,436 Hey, how about a toast? (Michelle) Mm. 245 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,472 Here's to new friendships. 246 00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:20,841 (all) New friendships. (clinking) 247 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,810 (Daphne) Okay, break it down any way you want. 248 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,547 Everybody fits into your basic social archetypes. 249 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:30,217 You have your jocks and your geeks and... thank you. 250 00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:33,854 (whoosh) (thinking) Why are you going to my table? 251 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,989 And the girl who thinks she owns the school. 252 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,826 So basically It's the same as every other high school 253 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:43,130 I've gone to. Oh, I wouldn't sit at Bailey's table. 254 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,032 One thing that I've learned from moving around so much-- 255 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,635 I don't give a crap what other people think about me. Mm. 256 00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,037 Bailey browning-- 257 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,240 your Current and next student council president. 258 00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:56,176 And This is my table. Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. 259 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:59,179 I had no idea I was sitting at the president's table. 260 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,249 Guess you also won the election for being the biggest bitch 261 00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:04,618 in school. (laughter) 262 00:13:04,685 --> 00:13:06,053 (scoffs) 263 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:12,092 Who would electher for president? 264 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,061 Oh, they don't. Not really. She just runs unopposed, 265 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,497 because nobody wants to go up against her. 266 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,767 You seem like you know how everyone feels around here. 267 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,135 Youshould run. Me? 268 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,037 Half of politics is knowing what the people want to hear, 269 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,039 and you've totally got that part down. 270 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,041 Come on. What's the worst that could happen? 271 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:31,445 Bailey and her friends could make my life miserable. 272 00:13:31,512 --> 00:13:33,847 Which is different from today How? 273 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,850 Look, you never know what's gonna happen 274 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,853 from one day to the next, so you've gotta ask yourself, 275 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,923 is today the day youthought about doing something... 276 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,826 or the day you did something? 277 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,329 The chem Lab's pretty cool, 278 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:52,933 although I was kinda hoping you'd know some girls. 279 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,136 Hey, Natalie! You wanna meet a cool girl? 280 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,305 Hey, nat. This is Troy. He's new. 281 00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:00,607 'sup? 282 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,944 I, uh, gotta get to class. 283 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,180 Uh, Bye, J.J., 284 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,516 and, Troy, nice to meet you. 285 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:12,619 She's hot. 286 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,422 She's kinda my girlfriend. 287 00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:17,758 Yeah? 288 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:20,027 Well, not exactly, but we kissed one time, 289 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,329 and since then, I don't know. 290 00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:24,731 It's like she barely notices me. 291 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:28,635 You're a nice guy, J.J., but, um, that's your problem. 292 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,004 Girls want a bad boy. 293 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,140 No. Natalie's smart. She's not like that. 294 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:36,410 She is like that. You wanna know why? 295 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,379 'cause she's a girl. Doesn't matter how smart she is. 296 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,748 Catch you later. 297 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:45,185 (bell rings) 298 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,321 (Stephanie) I had so much fun with the Cottens. 299 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,824 Yeah. (chuckles) It was nice to hang out with a normal family. You know, she called 300 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,827 and asked if I wanted to have a drink tomorrow night. 301 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,797 I was so glad to hear from her. Steph, are you sure that's smart? 302 00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:58,866 I mean, as we get closer to people, 303 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,033 it's Only gonna make things more complicated. 304 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,036 It's not complicated. She's just a wife and a mom... 305 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,606 ...just like me. 306 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,974 Oh. Thank you. 307 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,043 Can I get you some more wine? Please. Yes. Thank you. 308 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,779 (grunts) 309 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,683 (door opens) 310 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:40,807 (door creaks) 311 00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:43,177 Um, so, I had a really good time tonight. 312 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,979 Good. 313 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:49,016 (laughs) I don't do this very often. 314 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,185 Stand awkwardly in the doorway? 315 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,820 No. I do quite a bit of that, actually. 316 00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:56,190 Um, it's the post-date part of the thing 317 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:59,193 that I don't have oodles of experience in. (chuckles) 318 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,827 Um... 319 00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:03,764 well, I think this is the part of the evening 320 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,767 where I should invite you in for a drink maybe. (chuckles) Okay. 321 00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:08,035 Yeah? Okay. 322 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:11,271 Okay. (sighs) 323 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,541 Okay, So, uh, I think 324 00:16:14,608 --> 00:16:18,111 that I have got, um, some... 325 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,713 juice boxes, so-- 326 00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:22,549 oh. Okay. Mm. 327 00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:24,885 Mm. 328 00:16:24,952 --> 00:16:26,954 Mmm. 329 00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:30,724 Mm. Okay. 330 00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:32,092 Um, before we do 331 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,728 what it is that I think we're gonna do, 332 00:16:34,795 --> 00:16:37,064 um, you should know that 333 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:41,068 you're about to boldly go where no man has gone before. 334 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,102 (chuckles) what? 335 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,107 I'm a virgin. 336 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,778 Okay. 337 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:55,148 I've totally freaked you out now, haven't I? 338 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,118 No, it's... 339 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,554 I should--I should go. 340 00:17:00,621 --> 00:17:03,423 (mouths word) 341 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,493 (panting) 342 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,331 (door Closes) 343 00:17:15,836 --> 00:17:18,038 Look at you, getting out there, making New friends. (chuckles) I know. 344 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:21,041 It's been a long time since we've met a couple 345 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:25,679 where we like both the husband and the wife. Hasn't been that long. You guys liked me and Hannah. 346 00:17:25,746 --> 00:17:28,549 You didn't like me and Hannah? (chuckles) 347 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,218 Youdidn't like you and Hannah. That's why you got divorced. 348 00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:32,986 I'm just saying, 349 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,989 it's nice to meet people where we can talk about normal stuff. 350 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,959 No offense to you. It's just, when we get together, 351 00:17:39,026 --> 00:17:41,895 it's all, "robbery" This and "super" that. 352 00:17:41,962 --> 00:17:44,264 That is not True. We talk about other things. 353 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:47,034 Okay. What did you come to talk to me about today? 354 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,603 The art heist. 355 00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:51,972 Check this out. In the last two years, 356 00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:55,475 master thieves have also hit museums in Boston and seattle. 357 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,477 Boston and Seattle? Yeah. Why? 358 00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,547 Uh, nothing. It's just that before the cottens lived here, 359 00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:02,950 they lived in Boston, and before that, in-- 360 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:05,018 seattle? And you don't think-- 361 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,020 no, I don't think. Why not? 362 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,022 Well, because Dave's a normal guy. 363 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:12,092 So were you once! Maybe you're just too invested 364 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:15,095 in the guy as a friend to look at him objectively. 365 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,731 I'm not too invested in Dave. Really? 366 00:18:17,798 --> 00:18:20,734 You saved the guy's life. You played drums in his garage. 367 00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:23,737 Your wives are going out for drinks later tonight. (sighs) 368 00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:26,707 You guys are a bowl and some Bee gees away from a key party. George. 369 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,709 Look, I'm not saying he's the guy. 370 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,043 I'm just saying that maybe We should look at-- 371 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:33,313 you know, keep an eye on him. 372 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,149 In the meantime, you need to patrol that museum. For what? Whoever the thief is, he's already tried and failed. 373 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:39,152 No, no, no. When you get to this level of money, 374 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:42,155 these guys are on contract. The piece is presold to a buyer. 375 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,158 The Thief's not gonna walk away from this kind of cash. 376 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,026 The guy is gonna strike again, 377 00:18:46,093 --> 00:18:49,129 and when he does, you need to be ready. 378 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,565 (indistinct conversations) 379 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:52,933 Oh, yeah. (chuckles) 380 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,568 (chuckles) 381 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:55,936 That's awesome. 382 00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:58,038 Hey, guys. Am I interrupting? 383 00:18:58,105 --> 00:19:02,109 What do you mean? He thinks I'm hitting on you. 384 00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:04,611 That is what you mean, isn't it? 385 00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:07,214 Well, that's kinda how it looks. 386 00:19:07,281 --> 00:19:10,851 No, he was just saying hi. He said hi to me earlier, except without touching my hair 387 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:14,555 or whispering in my ear. Are you saying you wish I had done that to you? 388 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,023 (lowered voice) come on, dude. What are you doing? 389 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:19,193 I know what I wastryingto do... 390 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:22,362 until you walked up. 391 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,798 I can take care of myself, J.J. (scoffs) 392 00:19:24,865 --> 00:19:28,602 If you keep dating him, you're gonna have to. (scoffs) 393 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:32,339 (normal voice) Just back off, Troy, please? 394 00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,775 I could, or... 395 00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:37,511 you could man up and try to make me. 396 00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:43,116 Yeah, that's what I thought. 397 00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:50,657 (whooshing) 398 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,159 (grunts) 399 00:19:52,226 --> 00:19:55,195 (students) Ohh! 400 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,997 (chuckles) 401 00:19:57,064 --> 00:19:59,933 (whistles) 402 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,403 (laughs) Oh. Oh, god. I think I'm drunk. 403 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,037 (laughs) finally. 404 00:20:04,104 --> 00:20:06,039 I cannot believe how much you've had. 405 00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:09,042 It is impressive, even for a 300-pound dockworker. 406 00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:12,012 But shh! I have a secret. 407 00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:14,047 I have a really fast metabolism, 408 00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:17,551 and it works quicklier than other people's. 409 00:20:17,618 --> 00:20:20,220 Quicklier? Mm. Mm-hmm. (laughs) All right, now you tell me a secret. 410 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:23,857 Right. Right. Um, okay. Uh... okay. 411 00:20:23,924 --> 00:20:25,859 When I'm driving my car... 412 00:20:25,926 --> 00:20:27,861 mm-hmm. Listening to the radio... 413 00:20:27,928 --> 00:20:31,298 mm-hmm. I dance my ass off, and I secretly hope 414 00:20:31,365 --> 00:20:33,033 that the people driving by are watching. 415 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,035 (laughs) What? What? (laughs) 416 00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:38,639 Okay, your turn. You tell another secret. 417 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:41,008 Ohh. All right. I have a really big one. 418 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,643 Yeah? 419 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,111 Mm. It's a doozy. 420 00:20:44,178 --> 00:20:46,046 Oh, no, I can't tell you. 421 00:20:46,113 --> 00:20:49,516 (slaps table) come on. 422 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,385 But I can show you. 423 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,353 Okay. 424 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:57,224 Okay. You just wait right here. Oh! (inhales deeply) 425 00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:59,059 (laughs) okay. You just--you stay. (clears throat) All right. 426 00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:01,061 (chuckles) 427 00:21:01,128 --> 00:21:04,198 (inhales deeply) don't blink. 428 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,200 (speaks indistinctly) (laughs) No blinking. 429 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,101 Hey! Hey! 430 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:12,472 I was just getting ready to show Michelle what I can do. 431 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:15,108 What you can do? (laughs) 432 00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:17,044 You're not even making any sense. 433 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,046 (laughs) I make sense. My zoop. 434 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,149 Uh... ooh, you've been drinking. Ohh. 435 00:21:22,216 --> 00:21:24,384 Ooh, you've been drinking a lot. Ohh. Oh. 436 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,653 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! (laughs) whoa. Okay. 437 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,689 Ohh! You're superstrong. All right. Okay. (laughs) 438 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,691 Okay, Well, when she wakes up tomorrow 439 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:33,861 with a gigantic hangover, tell her that I had a fantastic time. (groans) 440 00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:36,196 I sure will. (chuckles) Okay. (chuckles) 441 00:21:36,263 --> 00:21:37,798 Bye. Bye. 442 00:21:37,865 --> 00:21:39,032 Mm. You're superstrong, and I zoop. 443 00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:42,302 And that's why we don't have any friends, 444 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,305 because as soon as you start getting close to people, 445 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,908 you want to tell 'em your secrets, 446 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:49,910 and the powells can't do that. 447 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,613 Ohh. I'm freezing out here watching This museum... 448 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,615 and hungry, too. 449 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,049 You don't think anyone would ever deliver a pizza 450 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:58,051 to a rooftop, do ya? 451 00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:01,522 (mouth full) I sympathize. I'm hungry, too. 452 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,924 Oh, really? What's that chewing sound? 453 00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:07,027 Wait, George. We got action. 454 00:22:07,094 --> 00:22:09,496 I'll save you some leftovers. 455 00:22:14,868 --> 00:22:16,170 (whirring) 456 00:22:16,236 --> 00:22:18,739 (Click) 457 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,871 (whirs) 458 00:23:12,926 --> 00:23:14,761 GOTCHA! 459 00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:19,166 Dave? 460 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:23,103 (alarm sounding) 461 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,881 (radio chatter) 462 00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:35,816 (clank) 463 00:23:35,883 --> 00:23:37,551 (rattles and clanks) 464 00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:53,066 (metal creaks) 465 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:56,069 (alarm continues sounding) 466 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,347 (water trickles) There were art heists 467 00:24:07,414 --> 00:24:09,349 in the last three cities the cottens lived in. 468 00:24:09,416 --> 00:24:11,351 Plus, the last one was committed by a guy 469 00:24:11,418 --> 00:24:14,354 wearing the same kind of watch that David owns. (thud) 470 00:24:14,421 --> 00:24:18,425 Oh. Ohh. Jeez. Honey, your voice is like a staple gun to my head. Don't you see? It all makes sense. 471 00:24:18,492 --> 00:24:22,062 (pills rattle) I'm hungover, but you're the one that sounds drunk. 472 00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:25,632 Look, you don't know that Dave Cotten stole the painting. You don't know that he didn't. 473 00:24:25,699 --> 00:24:28,001 The cottens are a completely normal family. 474 00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:31,772 That's what people say about us. You do realize that you never thought our friends 475 00:24:31,839 --> 00:24:33,040 were criminalsbefore you got your superpowers? 476 00:24:33,106 --> 00:24:36,476 No, I never thought our friends were criminals 477 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:38,846 until we made friends with Criminals. 478 00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:41,315 Look, I-I gotta go talk to Dave. 479 00:24:41,381 --> 00:24:44,685 Jim, just... please don't accuse him of anything. 480 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:47,521 Don't worry. I have a light touch. 481 00:24:47,588 --> 00:24:49,756 (Jim) So, uh, did you read the paper 482 00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:51,024 about that robbery last night? 483 00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:54,428 I guess they hit the County art museum. 484 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,029 Oh, I hadn't heard. 485 00:24:56,096 --> 00:24:59,366 Oh, yeah. The department's all fired up about it. 486 00:24:59,433 --> 00:25:01,034 I guess they got a pretty good lead, though. 487 00:25:01,101 --> 00:25:03,036 Security camera caught a glimpse 488 00:25:03,103 --> 00:25:05,038 of the, uh, perp's watch. 489 00:25:05,105 --> 00:25:08,976 Pfft. A watch? Doesn't sound like a very good lead. 490 00:25:09,042 --> 00:25:12,045 Oh, depends on how distinctive the watch is. 491 00:25:12,112 --> 00:25:16,350 You know, like the one you were wearing the other day. 492 00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:17,050 Yeah? 493 00:25:17,117 --> 00:25:19,052 Yeah. 494 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,055 (chuckles) It's kinda weird that there's been an art heist 495 00:25:22,122 --> 00:25:25,359 in every city you've lived in. 496 00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:27,027 Uh, Jim, are--are you accusing me of something? 497 00:25:27,094 --> 00:25:31,098 No. No, no. I'm just making conversation. 498 00:25:31,164 --> 00:25:34,101 Really? 'cause, you know, no conversation I've ever had 499 00:25:34,168 --> 00:25:37,504 with a friend involves them accusing him of being a thief. 500 00:25:44,578 --> 00:25:45,045 Vote for Powell. 501 00:25:45,112 --> 00:25:48,749 (sighs) I can't believe you're making me run for president. 502 00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:51,218 Oh, just be yourself. You're so intuitive. 503 00:25:51,285 --> 00:25:53,854 It's like you always know what everyone's thinking. 504 00:25:53,921 --> 00:25:56,323 You need to show people that. 505 00:25:56,390 --> 00:25:58,926 Ugh. Vote for Powell! Take a flyer? 506 00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:01,028 (whoosh) (thinking) I can't read this now. 507 00:26:01,094 --> 00:26:03,030 The burrito in the cafeteria made me puke. 508 00:26:03,096 --> 00:26:06,233 Vote for Powell. Powell for president? 509 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:09,236 (whoosh) (thinking) I knew I shouldn't have left my clothes 510 00:26:09,303 --> 00:26:12,239 in the gym locker. They smell like a litter box. 511 00:26:12,306 --> 00:26:13,040 Hi. Vote for me. 512 00:26:13,106 --> 00:26:16,844 Hi. W-would you consider voting for me? 513 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:19,213 (whoosh) (thinking) I really need to call my boyfriend. 514 00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:22,049 Why can't I use my cell in this place? 515 00:26:22,115 --> 00:26:26,353 Thanks. I already know who I'm voting for, 516 00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,322 but good luck today. 517 00:26:28,388 --> 00:26:31,792 (thinking) I am so gonna waste you. 518 00:26:34,127 --> 00:26:36,396 (Katie) So apparently I have a superpower, too. 519 00:26:36,463 --> 00:26:39,733 It's driving handsome, slightly mysterious men 520 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,169 from my apartment. (sighs) Look, you know, you did the right thing. 521 00:26:42,236 --> 00:26:45,439 If you can't be honest with Joshua, 522 00:26:45,506 --> 00:26:47,608 then maybe he's just not your "matrix." 523 00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:50,611 Neo. (sighs) I know. I just... I really liked him. 524 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:53,981 He was charming, and he... 525 00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:56,517 actually listened to me when I was talking. 526 00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:58,552 Oh. Right. No, Uh, look, I'm sorry, Katie. 527 00:26:58,619 --> 00:27:00,554 I seem to have lost my journal. 528 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:03,557 Do you remember if I brought it to work? Oh, I'm sorry. 529 00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:06,360 I didn't realize that we were toggling back to your problems. 530 00:27:06,426 --> 00:27:09,663 Sorry. Right. Uh, tell me about Joshua. 531 00:27:15,836 --> 00:27:19,039 I don't believe we had a meeting scheduled. 532 00:27:19,106 --> 00:27:22,342 I'm out. 533 00:27:22,409 --> 00:27:25,345 Okay. 534 00:27:25,412 --> 00:27:26,947 Care to elaborate? 535 00:27:27,014 --> 00:27:30,150 I'm done working for you, 536 00:27:30,217 --> 00:27:32,152 doing things that I'm ashamed to... 537 00:27:32,219 --> 00:27:34,755 these abilities-- they're not worth the cost. 538 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,757 I've turned into someone else. 539 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:38,825 That's the whole point, isn't it? 540 00:27:38,892 --> 00:27:40,827 I'm not talking about the powers. 541 00:27:40,894 --> 00:27:43,797 I'm talking about the things that you've made me do 542 00:27:43,864 --> 00:27:45,199 to keep them. 543 00:27:45,265 --> 00:27:47,167 Fair enough, but... (chuckles) 544 00:27:47,234 --> 00:27:49,670 But here's the thing about power. 545 00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:51,672 You know, once you have it, 546 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:54,174 you wonder How you ever lived without it. 547 00:27:54,241 --> 00:27:57,978 Well, maybe I've found something else I can't live without. 548 00:27:58,045 --> 00:27:59,613 Wait a minute. 549 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,049 (sighs) I was right. 550 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:04,151 Dr. Andrews has gotten to you. 551 00:28:04,218 --> 00:28:05,919 Don't you understand? 552 00:28:05,986 --> 00:28:08,922 That can never work. 553 00:28:08,989 --> 00:28:12,025 You can never be what she needs, 554 00:28:12,092 --> 00:28:17,130 and she can never accept what you are... 555 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:19,132 or what you've done. 556 00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:23,537 I guess we'll see. 557 00:28:29,109 --> 00:28:31,478 (door closes) 558 00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:33,046 I-I don't know what I was thinking 559 00:28:33,113 --> 00:28:35,482 accusing him like that. 560 00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:38,986 We don't have any hard proof, and now it's cost me a friend, 561 00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:41,989 and I don't have many of those either. Well, get used to it. 562 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:44,958 You don't see batman cultivating a wide circle of friends, 563 00:28:45,025 --> 00:28:47,961 and Peter Parker's always pissing off one of his buddies. 564 00:28:48,028 --> 00:28:50,931 So with great power comes great loneliness? No, I'm just saying, 565 00:28:50,998 --> 00:28:53,934 maybe you should try, like, a different approach with Dave. 566 00:28:54,001 --> 00:28:56,937 What, break into his House and look for proof? I was actually thinking 567 00:28:57,004 --> 00:28:58,939 something a little less dramatic. 568 00:28:59,006 --> 00:29:02,509 Still risky, even for superheroes... 569 00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:05,345 an apology. 570 00:29:08,215 --> 00:29:11,685 (dog barking in Distance) 571 00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:15,923 (man speaking indistinctly on radio) 572 00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:18,091 Dave! 573 00:29:22,129 --> 00:29:24,932 Dave? 574 00:29:24,998 --> 00:29:27,935 (man) ...they had first and 40 in The first half. 575 00:29:28,001 --> 00:29:30,537 (man) Not frightening. Not frightening at all. 576 00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:32,005 (radio turns off) 577 00:29:40,013 --> 00:29:42,115 (sighs) 578 00:29:53,427 --> 00:29:55,028 (sighs) 579 00:29:58,131 --> 00:30:00,467 (sighs) 580 00:30:00,534 --> 00:30:02,035 (Michelle) Jim? 581 00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:06,006 Michelle. What are you doing here? 582 00:30:06,073 --> 00:30:09,009 Are you back to unfairly accuse my husband of another crime? 583 00:30:09,076 --> 00:30:10,644 I don't think 584 00:30:10,711 --> 00:30:13,013 my accusations Have been unfair. 585 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,649 The stolen canvas is in your garage, 586 00:30:15,716 --> 00:30:18,852 not to mention the fact that the boots match the ones 587 00:30:18,919 --> 00:30:22,155 that were seen on the thief last night. 588 00:30:22,222 --> 00:30:25,158 Those may be the thief's boots, 589 00:30:25,225 --> 00:30:26,059 but they're not Dave's. 590 00:30:26,126 --> 00:30:30,497 (sighs) Michelle, I didn't believe it at first myself-- 591 00:30:30,564 --> 00:30:32,399 they're mine. 592 00:30:42,476 --> 00:30:44,211 Hey, steph, I'm here at the Cotten house, 593 00:30:44,278 --> 00:30:46,213 and I-I really need to talk to you about something, 594 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,348 but I'd prefer to talk to you about it in person, 595 00:30:48,415 --> 00:30:50,617 if you don't mind. (whoosh) 596 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:53,587 What is it? You were right that I was wrong about Dave. 597 00:30:53,654 --> 00:30:57,191 I--obviously. I told you. It's Michelle. She's the thief. I saw the painting. 598 00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:58,859 What? 599 00:30:58,926 --> 00:31:02,262 Dave has nothing to do with it. It's been her the whole time. Michelle? 600 00:31:02,329 --> 00:31:04,498 Yeah. You've gotta help me out here, steph. 601 00:31:04,565 --> 00:31:07,501 Look, I-I know how to bust a bad guy... (sighs) 602 00:31:07,568 --> 00:31:11,104 But I like these people. They invited us into their home. 603 00:31:11,171 --> 00:31:15,108 We made a connection with them. What am I supposed to do now? 604 00:31:15,175 --> 00:31:18,679 I know. Uh... what would a real superhero do? I don't know, 605 00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:21,682 but this is real life. These are real people. (sighs) 606 00:31:21,748 --> 00:31:26,019 This is why we shouldn't make new friends! Oh. No, look, you're right. 607 00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:29,857 She is my friend, so let me act like one. 608 00:31:29,923 --> 00:31:31,825 (Stephanie) They've got you, Michelle. 609 00:31:31,892 --> 00:31:34,761 Anything that Jim saw is long gone. It doesn't matter. 610 00:31:34,828 --> 00:31:37,731 As soon as he tells the police, they will tear your life apart 611 00:31:37,798 --> 00:31:39,733 looking for evidence to convict you, 612 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,735 and they will find it, all right? 613 00:31:41,802 --> 00:31:43,804 If not here, then in Boston or seattle. 614 00:31:43,871 --> 00:31:46,607 Come on. Do you really want to put your family through that? 615 00:31:46,673 --> 00:31:50,110 When Chloe was 9 and Troy was 7, 616 00:31:50,177 --> 00:31:53,046 Dave got laid off, could not find work anywhere. 617 00:31:53,113 --> 00:31:55,048 Bills were piling up-- two kids and a mortgage-- 618 00:31:55,115 --> 00:31:57,050 and so I took a job 619 00:31:57,117 --> 00:31:59,686 as an assistant to a museum curator. 620 00:31:59,753 --> 00:32:01,755 This guy posing as a janitor 621 00:32:01,822 --> 00:32:04,091 found out that I was an ART history major, 622 00:32:04,157 --> 00:32:07,094 and he asked if I would helphim with something 623 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,729 that he was planning. 624 00:32:08,795 --> 00:32:11,098 It was supposed to be just the one job, 625 00:32:11,164 --> 00:32:13,100 just to bail us out. 626 00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:14,968 It's amazing how quickly 627 00:32:15,035 --> 00:32:19,840 something you never thought you were capable of... 628 00:32:19,907 --> 00:32:23,043 becomes a way of life. 629 00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:25,345 I do understand, 630 00:32:25,412 --> 00:32:27,347 but it doesn't make it right. 631 00:32:27,414 --> 00:32:29,349 Just give us one day. 632 00:32:29,416 --> 00:32:32,352 We can be packed and out of town and on the way to the next-- 633 00:32:32,419 --> 00:32:35,355 you know I can't do that. Please just turn yourself in. 634 00:32:35,422 --> 00:32:38,192 All right, we have a friend who's an a.D.A. 635 00:32:38,258 --> 00:32:40,260 Maybe he can help. 636 00:32:43,197 --> 00:32:45,132 Okay. 637 00:32:45,199 --> 00:32:47,100 Okay. Just... 638 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:49,469 let me talk to Dave and the kids first, 639 00:32:49,536 --> 00:32:51,438 please. 640 00:32:51,505 --> 00:32:54,174 I need to tell them myself. 641 00:32:55,909 --> 00:32:57,511 All right. 642 00:32:57,578 --> 00:33:00,214 And then? 643 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,183 I'll turn myself in. 644 00:33:07,087 --> 00:33:09,156 Uh... hey. 645 00:33:09,223 --> 00:33:12,359 Hey. We need to talk... 646 00:33:12,426 --> 00:33:14,061 about what you did yesterday. 647 00:33:14,127 --> 00:33:16,063 I know. It was immature and neanderthal. 648 00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:18,265 Maybe morehomo habilis than neanderthal, but-- 649 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:21,869 it was amazing. (chuckles) (chuckles) It was? 650 00:33:21,935 --> 00:33:24,838 I can't remember the last time a guy threw a punch overme. 651 00:33:24,905 --> 00:33:27,841 Maybe I'm not any more evolved than you are, 652 00:33:27,908 --> 00:33:30,244 but... I liked it. (chuckles) 653 00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:36,817 Call me later? 654 00:33:36,884 --> 00:33:39,987 Yeah. Absolutely. 655 00:33:40,053 --> 00:33:41,989 (chuckles) 656 00:33:42,055 --> 00:33:44,858 Nice goin'. 657 00:33:44,925 --> 00:33:46,627 Nice hook, too. 658 00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:49,897 I don't get it. I was nothing but nice to you, 659 00:33:49,963 --> 00:33:53,400 and you knew how I felt about Natalie. I was-- gonna blow it? 660 00:33:53,467 --> 00:33:56,370 Anyone with half a brain could see that she was starting 661 00:33:56,436 --> 00:33:59,339 to think of you as a friend. I had to save you from that. 662 00:33:59,406 --> 00:34:02,209 Wait. You--you wanted me to punch you? 663 00:34:02,276 --> 00:34:05,679 Like I said, girls like the bad boy. 664 00:34:05,746 --> 00:34:07,814 (chuckles) 665 00:34:10,117 --> 00:34:12,686 (voice amplified) And that is just the beginning. 666 00:34:12,753 --> 00:34:15,055 So if you want a class president 667 00:34:15,122 --> 00:34:17,524 Who Knows Pacific bay high, 668 00:34:17,591 --> 00:34:20,127 who knows how to get things done here, 669 00:34:20,194 --> 00:34:22,429 then please vote for Bailey, 670 00:34:22,496 --> 00:34:24,364 because a vote for me 671 00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:26,366 is a vote for you. 672 00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:30,504 (cheering and whistling) 673 00:34:38,912 --> 00:34:41,215 (voice amplified) hi. 674 00:34:41,281 --> 00:34:44,718 I'm Daphne Powell. 675 00:34:44,785 --> 00:34:47,221 We've heard a lot of great ideas today... 676 00:34:47,287 --> 00:34:49,857 about Valentine's day candygrams 677 00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:52,226 and the junior-senior dance, 678 00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:54,228 but I'll be honest. 679 00:34:54,294 --> 00:34:57,231 I don't really care about those things, 680 00:34:57,297 --> 00:35:00,434 and I'm sure a lot of you guys don't either. 681 00:35:00,501 --> 00:35:02,369 I mean... 682 00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:05,339 (whoosh) (thinking) I'm so sick of walking the long way to school. 683 00:35:05,405 --> 00:35:08,342 You want them to open the west gate in the morning, 684 00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:11,345 so you don't have to walk an EXTRA two blocks 685 00:35:11,411 --> 00:35:13,747 to get to class. You want to be able 686 00:35:13,814 --> 00:35:17,184 to use your cell phone in the quad after school 687 00:35:17,251 --> 00:35:19,820 and for them to replace the gym lockers, 688 00:35:19,887 --> 00:35:22,189 because they smell like... well, gym lockers. 689 00:35:22,256 --> 00:35:24,224 (laughter) 690 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:27,227 And I know a lot of you want the same things, 691 00:35:27,294 --> 00:35:29,530 because that's what matters to the school, 692 00:35:29,596 --> 00:35:32,232 day in and day out, 693 00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:35,235 so if you want a president who knows what's on your mind, 694 00:35:35,302 --> 00:35:37,504 who knows the things you want, 695 00:35:37,571 --> 00:35:41,208 then I think the choice is clear. 696 00:35:41,275 --> 00:35:42,843 Thank you. 697 00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:46,747 (cheering and whistling) 698 00:35:49,917 --> 00:35:51,618 This is unbelievable. 699 00:35:51,685 --> 00:35:54,588 Did superman ever send Lois in to take down the bad guy? 700 00:35:54,655 --> 00:35:56,657 First of all, Stephanie is not a "Lois." 701 00:35:56,723 --> 00:35:59,026 And second, we both discussed it and decided that-- 702 00:35:59,092 --> 00:36:01,228 Michelle wasn't dangerous? Right. I forgot. 703 00:36:01,295 --> 00:36:04,064 Because you guys are friends, and a notorious art Thief 704 00:36:04,131 --> 00:36:07,067 would never lie to someone she's known all of what, five Days? 705 00:36:07,134 --> 00:36:09,636 Look, Stephanie wanted to handle this one on her own. 706 00:36:09,703 --> 00:36:11,638 Besides, there's one thing I know about my wife. 707 00:36:11,705 --> 00:36:13,640 She would never put herself in danger. 708 00:36:13,707 --> 00:36:16,009 (whoosh) 709 00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:25,219 Is this where you're having your meeting? 710 00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:27,421 You know, the one to tell your family 711 00:36:27,487 --> 00:36:30,424 that you're going to jail? I followed you here, Michelle. Uh, no, no. I-I'm going to. 712 00:36:30,490 --> 00:36:33,227 I just--I just had to make this one last move 713 00:36:33,293 --> 00:36:36,797 so they could be taken care of while I'm gone. 714 00:36:38,165 --> 00:36:41,235 Just go. You've gotta leave. 715 00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:42,803 These people don't like surprises, Stephanie. 716 00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:45,606 You have to get out of herenow. Not unless you go with me. 717 00:36:45,672 --> 00:36:48,208 (door closes) who the hell is this? 718 00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:50,210 Nobody. She was just leaving. 719 00:36:50,277 --> 00:36:54,147 Not till I know who the hell she is, she's not. No, relax! Relax. 720 00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:56,016 She's--she's just a friend. She doesn't know anything! 721 00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:59,653 Look, the police are already on their way, so I suggest 722 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,155 you just get back into your car and-- she's a cop. 723 00:37:02,222 --> 00:37:04,157 (Michelle) No, she's not-- 724 00:37:08,195 --> 00:37:09,763 (panting) OHH! Ohh. 725 00:37:09,830 --> 00:37:11,498 Ohh. Michelle. (whispers) Please... 726 00:37:11,565 --> 00:37:14,301 Michelle, it's okay. It'll be okay. (vehicle door closes) 727 00:37:14,368 --> 00:37:17,237 OHH! Shh. (speaks indistinctly) 728 00:37:17,304 --> 00:37:20,107 (siren wailing in Distance) (gasping) 729 00:37:29,016 --> 00:37:32,753 (monitor beeping steadily) 730 00:37:40,661 --> 00:37:43,197 Hey. 731 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:44,865 Hey. 732 00:37:44,932 --> 00:37:46,967 (sighs) 733 00:37:47,034 --> 00:37:49,369 I could really go for a Margarita about now. 734 00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:51,238 (chuckles) 735 00:37:51,305 --> 00:37:55,275 (chuckles) 736 00:37:55,342 --> 00:37:57,878 I came to thank you 737 00:37:57,945 --> 00:38:00,047 for saving my life. 738 00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:02,549 Oh, if it wasn't for me, 739 00:38:02,616 --> 00:38:05,652 you would never have been in danger in the first place. 740 00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:08,255 Yeah, but if I hadn't shown up... 741 00:38:08,322 --> 00:38:11,258 I might have gotten away with it... 742 00:38:11,325 --> 00:38:12,893 until the next time. 743 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,196 I looked you in the eye and told you that I would turn myself in, 744 00:38:16,263 --> 00:38:19,099 but... 745 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:21,602 I had no intention of stopping, Stephanie. 746 00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:24,137 (chuckles) 747 00:38:24,204 --> 00:38:26,139 (chuckles) 748 00:38:26,206 --> 00:38:29,276 I just wish we'd had a chance to become friends-- 749 00:38:29,343 --> 00:38:30,644 real friends. 750 00:38:30,711 --> 00:38:33,714 Michelle, we still can. 751 00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:37,117 Yeah. 752 00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:38,719 Maybe someday. 753 00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:48,262 Why didn't I see it? 754 00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:52,266 Sometimes you look past the things you don't wanna see. 755 00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:54,401 This is my fault. 756 00:38:54,468 --> 00:38:56,403 I tried to make sense of the stuff 757 00:38:56,470 --> 00:38:58,472 I couldn't explain away. 758 00:38:58,539 --> 00:39:01,108 I didn't ask the questions 759 00:39:01,175 --> 00:39:03,677 'cause I didn't wanna hear the answers. 760 00:39:03,744 --> 00:39:06,180 Everybody has secrets. 761 00:39:06,246 --> 00:39:07,548 Not like this. 762 00:39:07,614 --> 00:39:10,184 That's the thing about secrets. 763 00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:12,252 You don't know what they are. 764 00:39:14,221 --> 00:39:16,823 Whatever the hell your secrets are, Jim Powell, 765 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,459 you changed my life. 766 00:39:24,565 --> 00:39:27,067 Oh, that's great, George. 767 00:39:27,134 --> 00:39:29,670 Yeah, yeah, I'll tell steph. Thanks. 768 00:39:29,736 --> 00:39:33,040 Hey. Based on the license plate number, 769 00:39:33,106 --> 00:39:35,475 the cops were able to arrest the shooter. 770 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:40,247 Hey, that's good news. 771 00:39:40,314 --> 00:39:43,750 Then why do I feel so bad? 772 00:39:43,817 --> 00:39:48,055 (sighs) a family's being split up because of what I did. 773 00:39:48,121 --> 00:39:50,057 Those poor kids. 774 00:39:50,123 --> 00:39:52,259 Their lives are gonna change forever. 775 00:39:52,326 --> 00:39:54,895 Yeah, but what was the alternative? 776 00:39:54,962 --> 00:39:56,196 Do nothing? 777 00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:58,565 Was I supposed to not stop the bus 778 00:39:58,632 --> 00:40:00,167 from HITTING Dave Cotten? 779 00:40:00,234 --> 00:40:02,069 That would have split their family up. 780 00:40:02,135 --> 00:40:04,171 It's just... 781 00:40:04,238 --> 00:40:07,207 look, I just wanted to be close to Michelle. 782 00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:10,210 I wanted to have a friend that I could open to, that I could-- 783 00:40:10,277 --> 00:40:11,612 I understand, I understand, 784 00:40:11,678 --> 00:40:15,349 but... trusting someone withoursecret? 785 00:40:15,415 --> 00:40:17,351 That's gonna take some time. 786 00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:21,188 What? (chuckles) 787 00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:22,823 what? 788 00:40:22,890 --> 00:40:25,325 Just made me think of Katie. 789 00:40:27,961 --> 00:40:31,465 Well, maybe you already found that friend. 790 00:40:31,532 --> 00:40:33,100 Yeah. 791 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:36,170 (thunder rumbling) 792 00:40:38,205 --> 00:40:40,340 (doorbell rings) (orchestral music playing) 793 00:40:40,407 --> 00:40:43,043 Wow. That was quick. 794 00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:46,180 Hope you remembered the extra cheese. 795 00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:50,551 (thunder rumbling) 796 00:40:50,617 --> 00:40:52,753 When you told me that thing before, 797 00:40:52,819 --> 00:40:55,155 I'm sorry that I didn't handle it better. 798 00:40:55,222 --> 00:40:58,325 You and I were getting more real than I expected. 799 00:40:58,392 --> 00:41:01,395 It wasn't what I signed up for. 800 00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:03,997 You know, no matter how old I am, 801 00:41:04,064 --> 00:41:05,399 I'm not gonna apologize 802 00:41:05,465 --> 00:41:08,001 for wanting to be with someone who loves me. 803 00:41:08,068 --> 00:41:11,672 Katie... it wasn't what I signed up for in the beginning. 804 00:41:11,738 --> 00:41:15,342 Because I had to make a choice... 805 00:41:15,409 --> 00:41:17,177 a very big choice. 806 00:41:18,545 --> 00:41:20,113 And I choose you. 807 00:41:22,115 --> 00:41:23,617 I choose you. 808 00:41:23,684 --> 00:41:25,219 Okay, not to dampen 809 00:41:25,285 --> 00:41:29,056 a potentially heartwarming moment, But, um, 810 00:41:29,122 --> 00:41:31,692 when you say that you "choose" me, 811 00:41:31,758 --> 00:41:34,962 you mean... (gasps) 812 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:49,243 (thunder rumbling) 813 00:42:16,537 --> 00:42:19,540 (thud)