1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,045 [Freddie crying] 2 00:00:02,089 --> 00:00:05,048 Jesus Christ! What do you want? 3 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:06,354 Man, I've had, like, two hours of sleep 4 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,138 in the last six months. 5 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:09,139 You want me to tell you what happened last week 6 00:00:09,183 --> 00:00:10,793 on Shameless? 7 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:13,491 I don't even remember my own name, for Christ's sake. 8 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:15,015 Get out of here. 9 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,974 [Carl] Hey, was waffling an admission of guilt 10 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,497 out of that guy without a lawyer present 11 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:20,890 ethical or whatever? 12 00:00:20,933 --> 00:00:23,066 Our job isn't law or ethics. It's justice. 13 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,415 That guy was running away from the cops, 14 00:00:24,459 --> 00:00:26,548 and he admitted guilt-- end of story. 15 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:28,637 So I was thinking I'm gonna change out the windows, 16 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,856 and, uh, I was actually gonna replace 'em 17 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,989 with double glaze, anyway. 18 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,296 Ugh, we gotta stop hemorrhaging money. 19 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:37,689 I gotta get a picture for Little Miss South Side. 20 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:40,083 Oh, look how beautiful you are. 21 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:42,216 My girls have Little Miss South Side 22 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:44,131 written all over their faces. 23 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:45,132 [robber] You got a boner? 24 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:46,742 No, that's my money roll. 25 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,700 -Can we have it? -Hmm? 26 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:49,919 [gun cocking] 27 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:51,573 -Uh... -[Mickey] You two need 28 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:53,096 to pay someone security for your daily cash run. 29 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:55,098 So pay me 25 percent of your gross profits, 30 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,665 I'll do it for you. 31 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:59,102 Security and armed transport from the bar to the bank. 32 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:00,756 I think we should do it. 33 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:02,018 [Wyatt] How about don't be a little bitch, 34 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,367 and you get to keep your job? 35 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:07,937 I'm not anybody's bitch. 36 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,852 [cheers and applause] 37 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:14,030 ♪ rock music 38 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:18,165 ♪♪♪ 39 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:21,298 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 40 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:24,562 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 41 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:27,652 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 42 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:31,961 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 43 00:01:32,004 --> 00:01:35,312 ♪ What is this downside 44 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:38,794 ♪ That you speak of? 45 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,796 ♪ What is this feeling 46 00:01:40,839 --> 00:01:45,670 ♪ You're so sure of? 47 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:50,545 ♪♪♪ 48 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:56,028 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 49 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:58,944 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 50 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:02,078 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 51 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:06,517 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 52 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:09,651 ♪ What is this downside 53 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:13,133 ♪ That you speak of? 54 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:15,265 ♪ What is this feeling 55 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:18,921 ♪ You're so sure of? 56 00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:23,273 [birds chirping] 57 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:27,799 [engine rumbling] 58 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:29,714 [person] Hey, come on! 59 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:32,413 [dogs barking] 60 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,197 [gunshots] 61 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:36,286 [laughter] 62 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:37,592 [dogs barking] 63 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:40,464 [death metal music blaring on stereo] 64 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:44,642 ♪♪♪ 65 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:51,823 [Terry groans] 66 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,434 Hey, look. 67 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,958 Our new neighbors came to welcome us, 68 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:59,048 even my pansy former son and his stink-dick boyfriend. 69 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:01,050 I guess the city must've made good on their threat 70 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:02,399 to condemn our old house. 71 00:03:02,443 --> 00:03:04,140 That or the meth lab caught fire again. 72 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,968 Well, what are they doing here, though? 73 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:07,099 Terry's been banging the lady who owns this place 74 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:08,362 for a couple of years. 75 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,190 Calls it his plan B. 76 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:11,713 Mrs. McCurdy? She's, like, 90. 77 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,105 Gotta do what you gotta do, man. 78 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:15,325 -Ugh. -What's that smell? 79 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:17,588 [Frank] That's the stench of abject poverty, son. 80 00:03:17,632 --> 00:03:19,982 Sickening, isn't it? 81 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:21,505 Actually, I think it might be those chickens. 82 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:22,767 [Mickey] Oh, no, those ain't chickens. 83 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:25,248 Those are cocks. Like, for cockfighting? 84 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,772 -Fighting chickens? -They like it. 85 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,296 If they don't die. 86 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,167 It's natural for 'em. You know, it's fun. 87 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,386 We have to move. 88 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:33,648 I don't wanna be the reason 89 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:35,650 for the next Black Lives Matter march. 90 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:38,827 I'll get Trayvon Martin-ed for sure if we stay here. 91 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,829 -[gunshots] -[Debbie] Jesus! 92 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:46,095 [laughing] 93 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,271 -[person] Ow! -[Ian] Why's he shooting 94 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:49,881 -random shit? -[laughs] Aw... 95 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,361 He's playing "I Spy, You Shoot." 96 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:53,711 "I Spy, You Shoot"? 97 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:55,322 It's a kids' game. 98 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:58,325 Yeah, kid says, "I spy with my little eye 99 00:03:58,368 --> 00:03:59,500 that red stop sign," or whatever, 100 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:01,415 and then the adult... 101 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,068 shoots the stop sign. 102 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:05,984 Get off your fucking high horses. 103 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,290 Anybody here feel like they're the product 104 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,466 of good parenting, raise your hand. 105 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:10,772 Okay, I don't have time for this shit. 106 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:12,817 I gotta get Franny ready. 107 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:14,863 Where is Franny? 108 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:17,257 [Terry] Fuck it, just dump the used motor oil in the yard. 109 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:23,393 [Carl] So I was thinking we could go check out 110 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:24,742 that street racing club 111 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:26,178 at the abandoned over on Fulton. 112 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:28,050 Maybe get into a high-speed car chase. 113 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:29,878 Ooh, maybe we could stake out the First Federal, 114 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:31,662 stop a bank robbery in progress. 115 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:33,490 Or we can infiltrate the Mafia, 116 00:04:33,534 --> 00:04:35,666 take down the Bajio Family from the inside. 117 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,625 Or we down a couple of these bad boys, 118 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:39,191 do all of the above. 119 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:41,498 Hey. 120 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,152 You know, I'm starting to like you, Gallagher. 121 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:45,023 Most rooks can't hang, 122 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,851 but it's like police work is sex 123 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:48,766 and you've been poppin' Viagra all day. 124 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,638 You hard right now, aren't you? 125 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:52,248 I'm very hard right now, ma'am. 126 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,989 -Fully erect for police work. -[chuckles] 127 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:55,469 [dispatch] Got a 28-05 on Benson 128 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:57,253 in front of the La Chiquita. 129 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,559 Twenty-eight-oh-five? What's that? 130 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:00,256 Assault? Human trafficking? 131 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,692 Shots fired. 132 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:02,737 It's loitering. 133 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:06,567 Hit it, Billie. 134 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:12,573 [siren wailing] 135 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:14,096 Franny. 136 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:17,012 ♪ rock music 137 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:18,361 [knocks] 138 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:20,450 I did my hair. 139 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:21,582 ♪♪♪ 140 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:29,894 [footsteps] 141 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:32,070 Oh, my God! 142 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,637 Again with the back splatter? 143 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:35,596 Backsplash. 144 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:36,814 [scoffs] 145 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,122 So, um... 146 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:41,297 any interest in brunch? 147 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,603 [sighs] 148 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,735 Are we brunch people now? 149 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,041 An old teacher of mine invited us. 150 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,347 [grunts] 151 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,739 You're friends with an old teacher? 152 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:50,785 Uh, Mr. Hanisian. 153 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:53,178 He just moved back from St. Louis. 154 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:54,658 I don't know. 155 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:55,920 Wasting the rest of the morning 156 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:57,531 eating pastries with some old dude 157 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,968 who taught you, what, pre-algebra? 158 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:02,536 -History? Creative writing? -Music. 159 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:04,059 Oh. 160 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:05,539 Great, maybe he can teach us 161 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,454 how to play "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder. 162 00:06:09,194 --> 00:06:10,935 So is that a no? 163 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:13,329 Brunch is a scam. You know that, right? 164 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,636 Marketers literally just made up a fourth meal, 165 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:16,767 and we're all supposed to go along with it? 166 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:18,813 Okay. 167 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:21,772 Well, he really wanted to meet you, 168 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:23,295 but I'll just tell him 169 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:25,559 that you're too big of an asshole to come. 170 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,865 ♪ Everything you wanted 171 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:29,998 ♪ I gave you it... 172 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:32,348 Well, that must be our perp. 173 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,872 -[Carl] The loosie lady? -[Leesie] Know her? 174 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:37,135 Yeah, she been selling squares out here forever. 175 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:39,790 -Is that illegal? -Gotta have a license. 176 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:41,488 Look like she has a license to you? 177 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,757 Hey there, Officer. Something I can get you? 178 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,759 I got menthol and regular. 179 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:53,108 Oh, we're not buying. Uh, we just-- 180 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:54,283 Gallagher. 181 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:55,806 Any relation to Lip? 182 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:58,156 -Yeah, he's my brother. -[laughs] 183 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,420 He used to be my best customer. 184 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:03,248 I haven't seen that handsome face in a month of Sundays. 185 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:05,686 -Did he get busted again? -No, he actually had a baby. 186 00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:08,471 Ugh! Them newborn babies is bad for business. 187 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,691 -Hey. -So look, unfortunately-- 188 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:12,344 Y'all still live over there by the Washingtons? 189 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,085 You know the Washingtons? 190 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:15,652 Ooh, yeah, we used to-- 191 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,480 [over loudspeaker] Fucking move your ass! 192 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:18,873 I catch you selling out here again, 193 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:21,005 I'm busting your ass, and I'm taking you in. 194 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:24,182 Okay! Miss June respects the police. 195 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:26,184 Yes, she does. 196 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,969 All lives matter. 197 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,493 Blue lives. Them blue lives matter. 198 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:31,886 Especially them blue lives. 199 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,107 I was doing it. 200 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:37,021 Could've fooled me. 201 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,286 [Harley Quinn on TV] It's me, dickhead. 202 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:42,157 Uh, by the way... 203 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,724 Hey, what you doin' today? 204 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:44,638 [Joker on TV] "It's me, dickhead," 205 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,509 or just "me, dickhead"? 206 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:48,729 Yo... 207 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:50,861 Ian. 208 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:52,297 I'm just trying to find the strength 209 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:54,169 to get off the couch and search for another 210 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:56,650 minimum-wage, dead-end, soul-crushing job 211 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,913 to appease my parole officer. 212 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:01,698 Yeah, well... what if I offer you a job? 213 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,833 As what, getaway car driver? 214 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:08,139 Come on, weed money security for the Alibi. 215 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:09,401 It's your lucky day, bitch. 216 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:12,404 -Come on. -Yeah, thanks but no, thanks. 217 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:14,145 Fuck you. Why not? 218 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,496 I'm not doing anything illegal. 219 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:17,932 Weed's legal now. 220 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:19,586 Look, stop eating your weight in Froot Loops. 221 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:20,674 Go get dressed. 222 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,459 Go on. 223 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:26,854 I don't think it's a good idea for us to work together. 224 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:29,030 Oh. Oh, oh. 225 00:08:29,073 --> 00:08:30,205 Well, let's get this shit straight, then, 226 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:32,250 'cause it's not "workin' together." 227 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:34,078 You're workin' for me, all right? 228 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:35,340 I'm the boss. 229 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:38,082 ♪ rock music 230 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:39,475 No, thanks. 231 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:44,306 ♪♪♪ 232 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:47,657 [Frank] First comes crime, 233 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:50,051 then drugs. 234 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:52,575 Then they impregnate our women, 235 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,751 take over our schools, 236 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:58,146 drain and defraud our public safety nets, 237 00:08:58,189 --> 00:08:59,626 and finally, 238 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:02,672 the introduction of some rare, communicable diseases 239 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,805 which they brought from 240 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:08,025 whatever exotic or savage place they originally came from. 241 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:10,245 Weren't they living, like, five minutes from here? 242 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:12,334 That's beside the point. 243 00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:14,292 Our pure immune systems 244 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:17,121 can't handle a Milkovich virus this close. 245 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,340 It's like living right next door 246 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:20,037 to a nuclear waste dump. 247 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:23,563 Sooner or later, the radiation's gonna get ya. 248 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:25,390 This only ends with death. 249 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,479 We're gonna die? For real? 250 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:29,656 Odds just shot up considerably. 251 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,919 -[dog barking] -So we should move. 252 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:33,877 That's still my vote: move. 253 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:36,010 We don't cut and run. 254 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:38,882 That's not the Gallagher way. 255 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,189 We have a history to defend here. 256 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:43,017 A culture. 257 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:44,801 A community. 258 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,934 No, we gotta figure out how to stop them 259 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:51,503 before their slimy poverty tentacles unfurl 260 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,288 and devour everything on this block. 261 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:55,507 [Terry] What are you starin' at, Gallagher? 262 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:58,336 Uh, just watching the neighborhood go to shit 263 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,599 in real time. 264 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:00,948 We're the reason 265 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,427 the neighborhood's goin' to shit? 266 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,951 You were here first. 267 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,213 What makes the Gallaghers 268 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,562 so much better than the Milkoviches? 269 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,870 You mean other than, uh, daily showers 270 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,828 and the lack of swastikas? 271 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:14,614 It's a long list, Terry. We'll be here all day. 272 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,441 You think you're better'n me? 273 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,835 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. 274 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:21,229 I am. We're all better than you. 275 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,796 The only thing you're better than 276 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:24,928 is the blacks and the Mexicans 277 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,756 and the Jews. 278 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,889 Otherwise, you're a grade-F lowlife like the rest of us. 279 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,238 Take that back. 280 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,543 Fuck no. 281 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,067 I said take that back. 282 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,938 Why don't you come over here and make me? 283 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,378 You're lucky my son's here, Terry. 284 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,553 'Cause if I wasn't trying 285 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:44,644 to set a positive example for him... 286 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:45,949 [Terry] Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk. 287 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:48,865 Baaaawk, bawk, bawk. [chuckles] 288 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:51,476 ♪ Drumming Bird's "Second Best" playing ♪ 289 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,740 ♪ Don't harass me if I'm here on time ♪ 290 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,177 ♪ Another day on the assembly line... ♪ 291 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,832 -Fuck you do to that kid? -She did it herself. 292 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,182 Thought superglue was hair gel. 293 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:03,097 [laughs] Kids are idiots. 294 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:05,229 -No offense, Franny. -[Debbie] Her head size? 295 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,970 Uh, small? Extra-small. 296 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:09,669 She just turned five, so whatever your smallest-- 297 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,018 Okay. No problem. 298 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,715 -[phone clatters] -Literally nobody 299 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,674 carries wigs for kids. 300 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:17,285 How 'bout you just let her compete with her new do? 301 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,069 This stuff ain't comin' out, 302 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,463 and she actually looks kind of punk rock. 303 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,247 [Mickey] No way. That shit looks terrible. 304 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,988 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about. 305 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,164 I mean, how am I gonna stand a chance with the judges 306 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:30,341 if even Mickey can see that my kid looks like a... 307 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,779 walking, talking dumpster fire? 308 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:33,954 No offense, Franny. 309 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,259 You're both conditioned to think 310 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,740 girls have to look, like, one way. 311 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,176 Why does Franny have to conform? 312 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,917 You're just piling your princess complex on her 313 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,440 'cause of your own childhood. 314 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,398 Break the cycle. 315 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:44,921 I am totally committed 316 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,619 to tearing down false ideals of feminine beauty... 317 00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,143 after Franny wins Little Miss South Side. 318 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,710 [Mickey] You guys should check out the, uh, 319 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,146 children's hospital. 320 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,669 They got all the cancer kids with the bald heads. 321 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,192 I mean, they gotta have wigs over there 322 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,151 so they don't scare the other kids when they go home. 323 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,109 -If they go home. -That's a great idea, Mickey. 324 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,372 I'm declaring a Gallagher war. 325 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,026 -Debbie, can I count on you? -Shh. On the phone. 326 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,549 [Sandy] A war on what? 327 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:08,597 A war to rid this community of the Milkovich scourge. 328 00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,687 Uh, you realize I'm a Milkovich, right? 329 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,820 Yeah, me too. 330 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,430 Oh. 331 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,693 Well, some Southerners fought with the North 332 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,129 against slavery. 333 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,089 You can join our cause if your heart is true. 334 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,264 Yeah, you're not gonna win. 335 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,570 Milkoviches are an invasive species. 336 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,572 We don't die. We multiply. 337 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:28,660 Come on, you're making our family sound 338 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:29,966 way worse than they actually are. 339 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,838 Didn't your dad try to kill you? 340 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,187 Whatever. 341 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,449 Look, the point is, I'm not just gonna 342 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:35,972 sit here and let you shit-talk my family. 343 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,322 If you're content to fall on the wrong side of history, 344 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,802 suit yourself. 345 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,761 Just know that you will be judged harshly 346 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,066 for years to come. 347 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,287 Debbie! War? 348 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,462 Saint Brigid's gift shop 349 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,942 carries a whole line of kids' wigs. 350 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,117 If we leave right now, we can make it 351 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,640 in time for Little Miss South Side. 352 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:52,728 Eee! 353 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,903 [Lip] Mm, you see this? 354 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,644 Two eggs and toast for 14 bucks? 355 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,080 -Uh-huh. -It's a total scam. 356 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,342 -Oh, there he is! -It's crazy. 357 00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:01,128 -Ah! There she is. -Hi! 358 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,607 -Oh! -[Tami] Oh! 359 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,348 [Marcos] Oh, my gosh. 360 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,828 [Tami sighs] 361 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,482 Wow. 362 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,875 And this must be the lucky fella. 363 00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,791 Hey, yeah, the famous Mr., uh, Hanisian, right? 364 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,009 I'm, uh, Lip. 365 00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,011 Jesus! "Mr. Hanisian"? Please. 366 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,796 It's Marcos. 367 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,799 I haven't been Tam-Tam's teacher for a very long time. 368 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,583 -"Tam-Tam." -Yes. 369 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,367 It's a long story, but it has something to do 370 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,282 -with the tragic fate of a-- -The drum! 371 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,067 Oh, my God. 372 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,243 [laughing] The drum! 373 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,158 I totally forgot about that, but... 374 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,420 My gosh. 375 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,248 Oh, my fiancée sends her regards. 376 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,684 She was gonna join us, but she got this call 377 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:36,990 for a last-second interview. 378 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,687 -Fiancée? -Yes. 379 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,862 [laughs] 380 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,429 -Congrats! -Thank you. 381 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,040 Oh, I made the reservation. 382 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,564 Let me just go tell 'em we're only three. 383 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,871 [Tami sighs, giggles] 384 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,352 [laughs] Yeah! 385 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:54,311 ♪ upbeat music 386 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:57,837 ♪♪♪ 387 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,405 Oh, what are you doin'? 388 00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,973 -Cleaning my gun. -Yeah. Why? 389 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,540 Gotta transport cash for the Alibi. 390 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,455 I thought you said this job was legal. 391 00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,979 -It is. -Is the gun even registered? 392 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,546 [laughing] Of course not. 393 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:12,939 You're a convicted felon. 394 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,636 Are you allowed to have a gun at all? 395 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,464 That's why it's not registered, dumbass. 396 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:18,814 Yeah, so weed might be legal, but carrying a gun 397 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,382 as a convicted felon is about as illegal as it gets. 398 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,906 What happens if you get arrested, 399 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,168 get sent back to prison? 400 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:28,302 Look, I'm doin' security. Need a gun. 401 00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,260 Do you have anything resembling an imagination 402 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,958 in that fucking skull of yours? 403 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,918 No. I like facts. 404 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,398 Things that are real. Shit I can hold. 405 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,573 [cartridge clicks, gun cocking] 406 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,444 -Like a gun. -[gun clicks] 407 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,233 Kev, where's Amy? Can't be late! 408 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,669 [footsteps] 409 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:51,847 -She doesn't wanna go. -What? She's goin'! 410 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,718 I'm sorry you didn't make the cut for the contest 411 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,111 and Gemma did. 412 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,765 I know how bad you wanna be standing beside her, 413 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,723 competing for the title, 414 00:14:58,767 --> 00:14:59,942 but it's a cold world, baby girl, 415 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:00,987 and it ain't gettin' much warmer, 416 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,076 so fix your face, put your mask up, 417 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,991 and get ready to cheer for your sister. 418 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,775 -[Frank] We got a problem! -[Kev] Jesus, Frank! 419 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:07,950 [Veronica] Where's your mask? 420 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,082 You can't just walk into our house. 421 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,735 -It's an emergency! -What happened? 422 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:14,478 Our community has been infiltrated by undesirables. 423 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,654 -The Milkoviches. -[Frank] We gotta ban together 424 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,569 and figure out a way to drive them back 425 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,007 to the vermin-infested hellhole they crawled out of. 426 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,486 [Veronica] I will make them a pie. 427 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,619 It's the best way to win over problem neighbors, 428 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,186 the good, old-fashioned way. 429 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,448 -Kev, I gotta go. -[Kev] You know, Frank, 430 00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,102 the Milkoviches might be awful, 431 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,451 but living next to them 432 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,192 can't be much worse than living next to you. 433 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,715 ♪ soft rock music 434 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,412 Uh-huh. 435 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,762 ♪♪♪ 436 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,329 Oh, hell no. 437 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,070 ♪♪♪ 438 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,202 Handle this. 439 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,160 ♪♪♪ 440 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,205 I'm on it. 441 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:48,034 ♪♪♪ 442 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,993 Take it easy, Paul Bunyan. 443 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,778 Chop you down to size real quick. 444 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:57,608 ♪♪♪ 445 00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,393 How do we get rid of these fuckers? 446 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:00,872 ♪♪♪ 447 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,091 I-I don't know. 448 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,964 ♪♪♪ 449 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,794 Still poutin' over that loosie lady stop? 450 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,492 No. I'm good. 451 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,626 Could've just shot her. You know that, right? 452 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,150 -Would've been way quicker. -Or you could've just 453 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,369 -gave the woman a break. -That ain't no woman. 454 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,981 Don't you recognize big-dick energy when you see it? 455 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,288 Look, we are cops. 456 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,725 We stop crime, period. 457 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,858 Fuck all this community policing shit. 458 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:32,034 We bust heads. We arrest people. 459 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,254 That is our job. 460 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,821 Plus, all that jaw-jackin' you were doin' with that lady, 461 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,736 you let your guard down. 462 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,087 That's exactly what some of these mopes want. 463 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:44,090 Get you comfortable, get familiar, 464 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,830 get close, 465 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:48,137 then they take out a blade and they slice you. 466 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,444 Seen it a thousand times. 467 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:52,968 I don't think the loosie lady 468 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,404 -would try to cut me. -[laughs] Oh! 469 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,754 You think that she's made it out here on these streets 470 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,018 for this long without cuttin' somebody? 471 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:02,325 Shi-i-it. 472 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,501 I got a bridge to sell you. 473 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,286 You'll see. 474 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,332 [Debbie] Eventually, we're gonna have to do something 475 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,768 about your relatives living next door. 476 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,683 I can't even park my truck outside anymore. 477 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,076 Oh, yeah, that's a smart move. 478 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,470 My cousins will break into it for sure. 479 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,385 I mean, there is one silver lining, though. 480 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,648 [Sandy chuckles] What's that? 481 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,041 [Debbie] Well, you know, now you and I 482 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,259 live right next to each other. 483 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:26,132 -Hmm? -Um... 484 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,177 I mean, I don't live with them anymore. 485 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,918 You don't? 486 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,572 -Then where do you live? -[Veronica] Debbie? 487 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,574 Hey! 488 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,358 [gasps] Oh, my gosh. 489 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,143 Look at you, Gemma. 490 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:40,015 Don't you look pretty? Where you guys headed? 491 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,495 Little Miss South Side. 492 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,105 Oh! 493 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,411 Franny's a finalist in Little Miss South Side. 494 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,630 [laughs] You're kidding. 495 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:47,675 No. 496 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,373 I-I didn't know you entered. 497 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,983 I didn't know you entered either. 498 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,986 ♪ It's getting hot in here... ♪ 499 00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:57,032 The more, the merrier, right? 500 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,642 Mm-hmm. 501 00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:01,254 A little friendly competition never hurt anyone. 502 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,256 Exactly. This'll be fun. 503 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,127 So much fun. 504 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,607 This'll be so much fun. 505 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,043 ♪ rock music 506 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,479 ♪ Welcome to the lion's den 507 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,133 You want me to replace my gun with this shit? 508 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,309 No, look. 509 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,442 All you need is your reputation as a Milkovich 510 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:16,747 and a little help looking the part, 511 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:17,879 and no one will fuck with you. 512 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,315 Uh-huh. 513 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,056 Job's gonna be fuckin' sweet, man. 514 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,668 I get to transport drugs and money legally. 515 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,670 -Sky's the limit, bitch. -Right. 516 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:29,978 Hey, thought you'd be happy, man. 517 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,632 I can get us a new place. 518 00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,024 Gotta move out of your house 519 00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:34,896 now that my fuckin' dad moved next door. 520 00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,116 Oh, so you admit having the Milkoviches next door 521 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,378 -is a problem. -Fuck yeah. 522 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,423 We're loud, violent, racist homophobes 523 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,990 with serious hygiene issues. 524 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,470 My dad tried to fuckin' kill us. 525 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,036 I just didn't wanna say that in front of your family 526 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,734 'cause...fuck 'em. 527 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,171 Gallaghers are only, like, one small step above Milkoviches 528 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,520 on, like, the shitty family ladder. 529 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,619 Jesus. 530 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,708 You want me to play fuckin' dress-up G.I. Joe? 531 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,275 Look the part. 532 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,668 Everyone will think you're some sort 533 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,236 of special forces military badass or somethin'. 534 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,846 Yeah, I'm not wearin' that shit 535 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:13,543 unless you're wearin' it with me. 536 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,502 No way. 537 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,068 Okay, good. 538 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,461 Take my chances with my regular clothes 539 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:19,680 and my real fuckin' gun. 540 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,595 Easier like that anyway. 541 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,554 Mick. 542 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,382 [sighs] Wait. 543 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,344 [[indistinct chatter] 544 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,524 [Leesie] See? What'd I say? 545 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,134 No dead cop. 546 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,570 Freeze! Police! 547 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,747 Wait. Solo? 548 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,619 White Boy Carl? 549 00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:50,406 [laughs] That's when all the altos 550 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,842 became the "alt-nos"! 551 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,714 [both laughing] 552 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,020 -[Tami snorts] -Ooh! [laughs] 553 00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,979 [Tami] Oh, my God! 554 00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,199 -You're still funny. -[Marcos] Aw. 555 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,766 And you still do that thing where you crinkle your nose 556 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,681 -and snort. -[Tami giggles] 557 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,252 Nature calls. I'll be right back. 558 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,210 [slaps shoulder] 559 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,737 So...what do you think? 560 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,173 What do I think? I think, um... 561 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,915 I think he definitely has a... 562 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,090 has a thing for you, right? 563 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,831 ♪ mellow music 564 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,485 What? 565 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,835 I mean, yeah, I'm-I'm gettin' this vibe that... 566 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,229 I don't know, it's weird, but he's... 567 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,578 he's crushin' on you. 568 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:32,535 You-you don't see it? 569 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,842 Nope. I mean... 570 00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,365 not really. 571 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,193 ♪ Don't mean I'm not worth the heat ♪ 572 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,108 ♪ You're passing into section ♪ 573 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,675 [Lip] Huh. 574 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,938 ♪ Cost collection of regression... ♪ 575 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:46,506 [Leesie] Okay, some for you 576 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:49,639 and some more for you 577 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:52,947 and just enough to count as a felony for you. 578 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,165 Come on, man. This some bullshit. 579 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:55,297 Damn. 580 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:56,559 -[Carl] Hey, Leesie. -Hmm? 581 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:57,517 Can I talk to you for a second? 582 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,127 Yeah. 583 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,825 ♪ Down low, baby 584 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,784 ♪♪♪ 585 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,307 What are you doing? 586 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,440 Planting evidence. 587 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:08,789 Not all of them were sorting pills. 588 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,312 Some of them were just sitting there. 589 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,488 -So what are you suggesting? -Let a few of 'em walk. 590 00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,011 Like Solo. He's actually a good dude. 591 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,578 He's a drug dealer. 592 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,406 There's always gonna be a drug dealer on this block. 593 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,886 Solo's our best option. 594 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:20,540 Come on. 595 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,324 He sponsors a kids' basketball team, 596 00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,108 gives out turkeys on Thanksgiving. 597 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:26,328 You know who's gonna replace his spot if he gets locked up? 598 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,330 The cartel. They cut heads off. 599 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:29,549 You wanna be back here in two weeks 600 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:30,463 matching heads with bodies? 601 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,508 Okay, we need at least two. 602 00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,336 You pick. I'ma take these pills 603 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,033 back to the car, log 'em in as evidence. 604 00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:37,252 Wait, which two? 605 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,428 I don't give a shit. 606 00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:45,826 [sighs] 607 00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,871 Let's spitball. Rapid fire. 608 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,830 What do you got? No wrong answers. 609 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,310 How 'bout we all just move? 610 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,399 Wrong answer. Not an option. 611 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,052 Oh! 612 00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:58,099 How 'bout we just pay someone to burn down their house? 613 00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:00,580 You know how close our houses are to theirs? 614 00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:02,103 Might as well just set ourselves on fire 615 00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:03,887 and cut out the middleman. 616 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:07,151 Is there any value in letting loose a bedbug 617 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,632 and-and lice infestation? 618 00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:10,981 Bedbugs and lice will just spend a week 619 00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:12,374 training at the Milkoviches', 620 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:13,941 Learning, evolving, 621 00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,638 getting strong and shit. 622 00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:18,467 Then they'll attack our houses with maxed-out abilities. 623 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:20,513 -We won't stand a chance. -[Liam] Here's an idea. 624 00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:22,906 We find a new house, 625 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,386 pack up all our stuff, 626 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,475 and take that stuff to the new house 627 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:29,304 and live there forever, away from the racists. 628 00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:35,832 Maybe we're going about this all wrong. 629 00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:39,923 This is exactly the-the low-rent line of thinking 630 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:42,404 we're trying to protect this neighborhood from. 631 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:45,407 We need classy solutions. 632 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:49,542 What would a well-established, civilized homeowner do? 633 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:53,546 How should I know? 634 00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:56,157 Start a neighborhood watch. 635 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,377 -A homeowner's association. -[Kev] Oh, Frank, 636 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,117 that'll take weeks to set up. 637 00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:01,858 We need them out ASAP, 638 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:04,426 preferably by the time V gets back. 639 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:06,559 We need to go right at 'em. 640 00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:09,692 Match their aggression, their crazy. 641 00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:12,347 Scare the shit out of 'em the same way they scare us. 642 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,870 Right. 643 00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:16,917 Fear and intimidation's probably the only way. 644 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,876 Fear? Intimidation? 645 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,965 Who's gonna scare the Milkoviches--us? 646 00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:24,490 Not us, son. 647 00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:27,710 But I know who will. 648 00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:30,670 ♪ rock music 649 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:35,457 ♪♪♪ 650 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,071 What's goin' on here? 651 00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:42,333 [Debbie] Oh, this? 652 00:23:42,377 --> 00:23:44,597 Just wanted to freshen up Franny's look. 653 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,163 And this is the look 654 00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:47,730 you think screams Little Miss South Side? 655 00:23:47,774 --> 00:23:49,471 Yeah, sure is. 656 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:52,474 ♪ upbeat music 657 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,868 I never thought I'd live in the fancy part of town, 658 00:23:54,911 --> 00:23:57,392 but the older I get, the more I appreciate space, 659 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,828 quiet. 660 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:01,527 So when we decided to move back, 661 00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:03,790 Near North just made sense. 662 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,356 -Uh, do you rent or own? -[Marcos] Own. 663 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,923 It's-it's the only way to go. 664 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:08,708 So I hear. 665 00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:10,231 [Lip] Mm. 666 00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:11,798 [Marcos] I'm actually somewhat of a... 667 00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:13,495 real estate enthusiast, you know? 668 00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:14,888 Buy, sell, fix 'em, flip 'em. 669 00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:18,195 Nothing huge, but if I see the potential, 670 00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:20,415 I'm willing to make that investment, you know? 671 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,243 Rolling up my sleeves and... 672 00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:24,114 getting to work. 673 00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:26,813 Oh, Lip's been doing all the renovations at our place. 674 00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:30,077 It was basically a tear-down, but now...looks pretty great. 675 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,688 -Thank you. -[Marcos] Good for you, Lip. 676 00:24:32,732 --> 00:24:34,821 Love to check it out sometime. 677 00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:37,345 Yeah, sure, yeah, come by anytime. 678 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:40,566 Oh, uh, I bet Tam-Tam remembers that first house I owned, 679 00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,350 that two-bedroom fixer-upper? 680 00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:44,221 Yes. Yeah, it was cute. 681 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:46,485 Sorry, wait, so you went to his house 682 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:49,009 when you were a student and he was a teacher? 683 00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:51,228 [Marcos] Mm-hmm. She was over all the time. 684 00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:53,274 It was a different era, okay? 685 00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:55,189 People weren't so uptight back then. 686 00:24:55,232 --> 00:24:56,973 It was 2010. 687 00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:59,672 How 'bout that, uh, little studio I built in the basement? 688 00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:01,543 Oh, yes! 689 00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:03,806 What was that song we recorded? 690 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,158 ♪ My heart can be 691 00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:10,596 [both] ♪ Such a stranger to me 692 00:25:10,639 --> 00:25:12,859 ♪ We come and we go 693 00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:16,776 ♪ The only way we know how ♪ 694 00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:19,082 ♪ If love's a fortune-teller 695 00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:21,868 ♪ We belong together 696 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,478 ♪ 'Cause I can't 697 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,873 ♪ Lose you now 698 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,266 ♪ No, I can't 699 00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:32,661 ♪ Lose you 700 00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:35,577 ♪ You can't help the one you love ♪ 701 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:39,276 ♪ The one you love is the one you love, so... ♪ 702 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,236 ♪ bluesy music 703 00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,412 So you not gonna arrest me? 704 00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:46,588 No, but for this to work, you gotta tell me 705 00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:48,024 which two of your boys go in your place. 706 00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:50,505 [Solo] Uh, word. 707 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,463 [exhales] A'ight, let me think, uh... 708 00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:56,206 ...you can take Cam. He owe me money. 709 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:58,034 How's he gonna pay you back if he's in prison, though? 710 00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:01,168 Good point. Leave him. 711 00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:05,215 You can take him. 712 00:26:05,259 --> 00:26:07,174 Yeah, he was supposed to borrow his mom's AC unit, 713 00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:08,784 but he forgot; that's part of the reason 714 00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:10,743 why we outside and not in the house in the first place. 715 00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:12,745 All right, who else? 716 00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:14,442 [Solo sucks teeth, sighs] 717 00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:17,140 Mm... [clicking tongue] 718 00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:18,794 ...Twist. 719 00:26:18,838 --> 00:26:20,840 Yeah, you can take Twist. 720 00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:22,624 He talk too much. 721 00:26:22,668 --> 00:26:24,583 Well, think he's a snitch? 722 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,976 Nah, not like that. No, he just talk a lot. 723 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:29,805 Mainly about, you know, the TV and shit he watches. 724 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:32,808 He really into all of that British shit. 725 00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:34,897 You know, like Downton Abbey, The Crown. 726 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:37,334 [Carl sighs] 727 00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:41,164 I don't know, man. 728 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,297 You want the Milkoviches gone fast, 729 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,081 these are the guys to do it. 730 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,127 [Kev] I don't think these guys are gonna help us, 731 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:49,869 -considering how white we are. -[Liam] I'm right here. 732 00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:52,741 Frank, if you were any more white, you'd be clear. 733 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:54,177 I shared a cell with the head guy 734 00:26:54,221 --> 00:26:55,918 back in the '90s. 735 00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:57,659 I speak the lingo. 736 00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,530 I understand their ideology. 737 00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:02,011 I'm practically an honorary member. 738 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:03,230 Come on. 739 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:10,846 As-salaam alaikum. 740 00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:12,674 How are y'all? 741 00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:14,415 No need for pleasantries. 742 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:17,723 We've got sort of a... neighborhood situation 743 00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:20,377 which might be of interest to you gents. 744 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:23,163 [Malik] Why would this interest us, 745 00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:25,034 the Lost Tribe of Shabazz, 746 00:27:25,078 --> 00:27:27,994 poor righteous teachers, the fruit of Islam? 747 00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:29,909 Because they're racist. 748 00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:32,346 I'm sure you don't want racists here. 749 00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:34,609 So you want us to, what, 750 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,481 go over there, strike the fear of Allah into 'em, 751 00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:40,223 drive 'em out, use force if we have to? 752 00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:42,486 Yeah, that. Exactly that. 753 00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:43,792 Go jihad if you have to. 754 00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:45,446 I'm glad we're on the same page. 755 00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:46,882 You know what this sounds like to me? 756 00:27:46,926 --> 00:27:49,537 A perfect opportunity for us all to work together 757 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:51,626 against a common enemy. 758 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,367 Sounds like a Yacubian devil problem, 759 00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:54,890 and we got no business joinin' one devil 760 00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:56,631 in his fight against the other. 761 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,112 I'm sorry, um... I missed that first part. 762 00:27:59,155 --> 00:28:01,680 -Yacubi what? -It means white people. 763 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,377 Oh, we're the devil. 764 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:04,987 Right, got it. Carry on. 765 00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:08,730 If not for us... 766 00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:11,994 ...do it for him. 767 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:16,651 Little brother, is it true what this devil is saying 768 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,305 about the more devilish devils next door? 769 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,917 -You scared? -Terrified. 770 00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:28,315 We'll do it but only to demonstrate 771 00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:30,491 the awesome power the Asiatic Black man possesses 772 00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:32,754 when we stand fearlessly against the wicked ways 773 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:34,495 of those who would oppress us. 774 00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:36,192 Now, who are these devils we evictin'? 775 00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:37,411 What are their names? 776 00:28:37,454 --> 00:28:38,760 Well, these particular devils 777 00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:40,414 go by the name of Milkovich. 778 00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:42,155 [person clears throat] 779 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,203 You know, I forgot. [chuckles] 780 00:28:47,247 --> 00:28:48,944 I forgot we got a pray thing that we gotta do. 781 00:28:48,988 --> 00:28:51,773 We-we pray, like, five times a day. 782 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,341 So we gon-we gonna do that. 783 00:28:54,384 --> 00:28:55,777 Good luck to you fellas. 784 00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:58,127 Peace and blessings. 785 00:29:02,436 --> 00:29:03,350 [door slams] 786 00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:08,572 [Ilene sighs] 787 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:12,533 Come on, Franny, the judges asked you what you like to do. 788 00:29:13,882 --> 00:29:15,057 What'd you tell me last week? 789 00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:16,798 You like to, uh, dress up like a princess. 790 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:18,278 You--your doll house collection. 791 00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:19,714 Tell 'em about that. 792 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,586 Why don't we just skip on to the talent portion? 793 00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:24,675 Right, uh...come on, baby. Sing your song. 794 00:29:24,719 --> 00:29:26,547 -Mm-mm. -Sing your song, Franny. 795 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:28,027 Mm-mm. 796 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:29,811 [whispering] Don't do this to me. 797 00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:32,379 -[door clicks open] -[Veronica] Scuse me. 798 00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:35,121 I just wanna remind the panel of esteemed judges 799 00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:37,166 about the strict time limit. 800 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:40,256 Unfortunately, this contestant's time has elapsed 801 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:42,171 98 seconds ago. 802 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:43,520 Oh, thank God. She's right. 803 00:29:43,564 --> 00:29:45,174 -That is all! -But she-- 804 00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:47,655 [Ilene] Miss Gallagher, your time's up. 805 00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:50,614 ♪ upbeat music 806 00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:55,619 ♪♪♪ 807 00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:58,318 [dogs barking] 808 00:29:58,361 --> 00:30:00,581 Look, it's SEAL Team Dicks. 809 00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:02,888 Oh, no, they're trying to infiltrate our breach 810 00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:04,585 from the rear. 811 00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:06,805 [laughter] 812 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:08,241 [door slams] 813 00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:10,156 [Kev] Jesus. 814 00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:11,592 A little overdressed, don't you think? 815 00:30:11,635 --> 00:30:13,159 [Frank laughs] 816 00:30:13,202 --> 00:30:14,551 Look, you want your money to be safe or not? 817 00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:15,988 Let's get to it. What's the job? 818 00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:17,424 [Kev] Pretty straightforward. 819 00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:18,642 Just take the money to the grow house 820 00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:20,775 so we can get on the regular delivery list. 821 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,473 Grow house? I thought I was your supplier. 822 00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:24,997 Supply and demand leveled out. 823 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,868 Everyone's got legal product again. 824 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:28,696 Well, for fuck's sake, Kev. 825 00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:30,306 [Mickey] All right. 826 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:31,830 Chop-chop. Collect the money. 827 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,050 You collect the money. 828 00:30:36,095 --> 00:30:37,966 I'm the boss, 'member? 829 00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:40,534 [laughs] I just supervise and shit; you do all the work. 830 00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:43,798 Uh, fuck you. I don't work for you. 831 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,321 [Mickey] You're making me look bad, asshole. 832 00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:50,065 All right, I got two of these 833 00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:51,893 in case you got too much cash to move. 834 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,808 All right. Turn around. 835 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,636 Where I keep my money's for my eyes only. 836 00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:56,942 [scoffs] 837 00:30:56,985 --> 00:30:58,900 I'm serious! Turn around. 838 00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:02,686 [whispering] Put your head down. 839 00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:05,646 ♪ funky music 840 00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:10,607 ♪♪♪ 841 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:19,834 Okay. 842 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,619 There ya go. 843 00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:24,708 -[music stops] -What's this? 844 00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:26,058 Yesterday's profits. 845 00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,410 This is only, like, 1,500 bucks. 846 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:32,803 $1,653. 847 00:31:32,847 --> 00:31:34,675 Take that money, minus your cut, to the grow house. 848 00:31:34,718 --> 00:31:35,806 They're waiting. 849 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:42,683 This is-- 850 00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,386 What are we gonna do about the Milkoviches? 851 00:31:52,214 --> 00:31:55,000 We could go to the Nation of Islam for help. 852 00:31:55,043 --> 00:31:56,958 -Those guys are-- -We just did that, Frank, 853 00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:58,307 literally less than an hour ago. 854 00:31:59,221 --> 00:32:00,483 I know that. 855 00:32:00,527 --> 00:32:03,008 Th-th-that's-that's not what I meant! 856 00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:05,967 I meant we could go back 857 00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:08,578 or we could get to Mrs. McCurdy, 858 00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:11,059 talk to her, 859 00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:13,844 try to convince her to evict them. 860 00:32:13,888 --> 00:32:15,934 Record her living conditions. 861 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,587 It's gotta be horrific in there 862 00:32:17,631 --> 00:32:19,981 now that the Milkoviches have moved in. 863 00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:22,331 There's no way they'd let 'em stay there 864 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,377 if there was proof of elder abuse. 865 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:26,335 There's no way they're gonna let you get near her. 866 00:32:26,379 --> 00:32:27,815 They got that place surrounded. 867 00:32:27,858 --> 00:32:30,644 If we created a distraction, 868 00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:32,080 draw them to the front of the house, 869 00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:33,864 I could sneak in the back. 870 00:32:33,908 --> 00:32:36,345 What gets white trash's attention? 871 00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:39,740 A Trans Am that needs fixin'? 872 00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:42,525 A Black athlete disrespecting our flag. 873 00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:45,137 -A gun rally. -A Klan rally. 874 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,400 A monster truck rally. 875 00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:49,402 Well, any rally, really. 876 00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:51,273 I think I know what might do the trick. 877 00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:54,842 Let me get my running shoes. 878 00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:59,107 ♪ I am just a fan of all your power and might ♪ 879 00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:01,544 ♪ I know you can, you're the man...♪ 880 00:33:01,588 --> 00:33:03,285 [Lip sighs] 881 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:07,855 ♪ Well, let's get goin' 882 00:33:07,898 --> 00:33:09,726 ♪ Let's get goin' 883 00:33:09,770 --> 00:33:11,293 ♪♪♪ 884 00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:12,816 ♪ You got it 885 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:14,296 ♪ Let's get goin' 886 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:16,037 ♪♪♪ 887 00:33:16,081 --> 00:33:17,473 ♪ You got it 888 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:20,999 All right, you haven't said a word since brunch. 889 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,783 Well, that is because I'm pretty much speechless. 890 00:33:22,826 --> 00:33:23,914 Okay. 891 00:33:24,959 --> 00:33:26,874 Why? 892 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:30,791 Oh, maybe 'cause you fucked your teacher in high school? 893 00:33:31,966 --> 00:33:33,620 What? No. 894 00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:35,752 No, so-so you didn't fuck your teacher. 895 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,930 -We dated. -Oh. 896 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:41,976 It was a serious relationship. 897 00:33:44,935 --> 00:33:46,459 Okay, yeah, we slept together. 898 00:33:46,502 --> 00:33:48,504 -But it was beautiful. -God, I knew it. 899 00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,637 You couldn't have given me a heads-up before brunch? 900 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,247 No, because I figured you wouldn't get it. 901 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:54,641 Nobody gets it. 902 00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:55,990 Look, you're already judging me. 903 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,123 You were a kid. That's some pedophile shit! 904 00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:01,735 I was mature for my age, and I went after him, so... 905 00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:04,825 You don't know how it was between us. 906 00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:06,653 Okay, I wasn't a child. 907 00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:08,481 He saw me for me. 908 00:34:08,524 --> 00:34:10,700 I saw him for him. 909 00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:12,050 That's what made it beautiful. 910 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,881 I gotta go work on my bike. 911 00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:23,800 What the hell was that in there? 912 00:34:23,844 --> 00:34:26,151 Oh, just making sure the judges are abidin' by their own rules. 913 00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:28,370 -Nothing personal. -It sure feels personal. 914 00:34:28,414 --> 00:34:30,285 It feels like you're trying to sabotage Franny. 915 00:34:30,329 --> 00:34:33,201 When you're used to privilege, equality feels like oppression. 916 00:34:33,245 --> 00:34:35,334 Privilege? Me? 917 00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:37,727 I grew up worse off than you-- with Frank! 918 00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:40,339 Yeah, who ever heard of a little blonde girl 919 00:34:40,382 --> 00:34:42,776 getting special treatment? 920 00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:45,213 Scuse me. Amy has to go to the bathroom. 921 00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:51,350 That bitch. 922 00:34:51,393 --> 00:34:53,221 Maybe you should just drop it. 923 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:56,659 Fuck that. 924 00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:59,009 Hey, Franny, I have a great idea. 925 00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:01,055 Do you wanna help Gemma with her makeup? 926 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,144 I think that you could make her look really pretty. 927 00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:06,495 -Wanna do it? -Debbie, don't. 928 00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:07,757 V started it. 929 00:35:17,376 --> 00:35:19,856 Oh, this lady sure does have a massive set of balls. 930 00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:30,215 ♪ dramatic music 931 00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:32,826 Well, hey there, Officer. Something I can get you? 932 00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:35,829 What--ow! Are you-- What is wrong with you? 933 00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:39,398 Get off of me! Hell is wrong with you? 934 00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:41,661 Oh, you crazy! Aah! 935 00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:43,271 Fucking get off of me! 936 00:35:43,315 --> 00:35:47,449 ♪♪♪ 937 00:35:47,493 --> 00:35:49,625 -What are you do-- -Hey! 938 00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:54,587 ♪♪♪ 939 00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:03,073 [Miss June] No! [grunts] 940 00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:06,599 ♪♪♪ 941 00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:16,086 Last...warning. 942 00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:19,220 Well, fuck you, then, you raggedy old, 943 00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:21,004 dusty old, musty old, oink-oink, 944 00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:22,876 Porky Pig, Oscar Mayer bacon bitch! 945 00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:24,225 Fuck the police! 946 00:36:25,879 --> 00:36:27,750 What did you just say to me? 947 00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:30,449 You really expect me to repeat all that? 948 00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:33,930 -Strip. -[gun cocking] 949 00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:36,629 Bitch, I said strip! 950 00:36:38,718 --> 00:36:41,242 Lose the dress now. 951 00:36:51,339 --> 00:36:52,427 Wig too. 952 00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:56,126 -Leesie. -No, she gonna learn. 953 00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:57,040 Wig! 954 00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:04,265 Come on, now! 955 00:37:10,445 --> 00:37:12,447 Let's go to the car and get a Red Bull. 956 00:37:12,491 --> 00:37:14,754 I'm having a 2:30 in the afternoon sorta feeling, 957 00:37:14,797 --> 00:37:16,016 know what I'm saying? 958 00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:17,191 [Miss June sobs] 959 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:27,114 ♪ death metal music 960 00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:30,073 [Kev] Enough is enough! 961 00:37:30,117 --> 00:37:32,293 We won't tolerate hate in this neighborhood. 962 00:37:32,337 --> 00:37:35,296 [music blaring on stereo] 963 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:40,040 ♪♪♪ 964 00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:42,303 Mm-hmm. 965 00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:44,349 -This is stupid. -You say stupid. 966 00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:45,741 I say necessary. 967 00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:48,353 [dog barking] 968 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,708 Hey, buddy. 969 00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:57,492 How ya doing? 970 00:37:57,536 --> 00:37:59,146 It's Frank. Remember me? I'm-- 971 00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:01,279 I mean, yeah, I live in the hood. 972 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:03,237 You remember? Yeah, you know me! 973 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,543 -[dog whimpers] -Yeah! 974 00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:09,504 ♪♪♪ 975 00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:11,680 Hmm? 976 00:38:11,724 --> 00:38:14,379 Oh, yeah. 977 00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:17,817 [inhales] That one's gotta hurt, huh? 978 00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:20,254 I got a whole stack of these. 979 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,691 I'm thinkin' about burning all of 'em. 980 00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:25,303 I think we just spooked him. Come on. 981 00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:30,351 -[dog barking] -Jesus! Okay! Okay! 982 00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:32,832 Ooh, ooh, easy, easy, easy, easy. 983 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:35,835 Holy shit! Even their dog is racist. 984 00:38:35,878 --> 00:38:37,967 [laughing] How 'bout that? 985 00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:39,839 I think you gotta go in. 986 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,797 The Milkoviches have probably fantasized 987 00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:44,452 about finding some Black kid breaking into their house. 988 00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:46,019 Every cause needs a martyr. 989 00:38:46,062 --> 00:38:47,934 No, Frank. 990 00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:51,067 I-I'm the only one who can keep the dog quiet. 991 00:38:51,111 --> 00:38:52,591 If he keeps barking, we're gonna get caught. 992 00:38:53,766 --> 00:38:56,116 I'm counting on you, son. 993 00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:57,900 We all are. 994 00:39:02,078 --> 00:39:03,384 [sighs] 995 00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:04,777 [Frank whispering] Easy. 996 00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:12,088 [Kev] What are you gonna do? 997 00:39:12,132 --> 00:39:13,438 You gonna chase me, huh? 998 00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:15,222 Gonna try to stop me, beat me up? 999 00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:16,789 Why would we do that? 1000 00:39:16,832 --> 00:39:19,705 I'm literally torching your entire belief system. 1001 00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:21,271 It's incredibly disrespectful. 1002 00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:23,012 I don't know. It's just paper, man. 1003 00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:24,753 [Joey] Yeah, symbols are just symbols. 1004 00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:27,539 I mean, even that big old flag back there-- 1005 00:39:27,582 --> 00:39:29,410 it's meaningless, really. 1006 00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:31,369 What are you talking about? 1007 00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:33,501 Real racism-- it's in our hearts, 1008 00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:36,025 in our minds, in our souls. 1009 00:39:36,069 --> 00:39:37,200 Can't burn that, dude. 1010 00:39:39,899 --> 00:39:42,771 [muffled death metal music playing] 1011 00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:47,733 ♪♪♪ 1012 00:39:58,308 --> 00:40:01,050 [floorboards creaking] 1013 00:40:05,228 --> 00:40:06,708 [sighs] 1014 00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:24,465 [cell phone dings] 1015 00:40:28,295 --> 00:40:30,602 Are you okay? 1016 00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:33,518 Are you being held here against your will? 1017 00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:35,998 [sighs] 1018 00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:38,436 Have all these people moved into your house 1019 00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:39,785 without your permission? 1020 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:43,789 Mrs. McCurdy, 1021 00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:47,227 is there anything you can tell me about Terry Milkovich? 1022 00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:53,494 Terry Milkovich? 1023 00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:57,106 I'll tell you about Terry. 1024 00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:58,978 He's a beast. 1025 00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:02,590 ♪ death metal music 1026 00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:03,504 [Mikey] How was I supposed to know 1027 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:04,723 they didn't have any money? 1028 00:41:04,766 --> 00:41:05,637 [Ian] Well, you should have checked how much 1029 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,942 we'd actually be transporting. 1030 00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:07,987 Well, it wouldn't matter if you hadn't made us buy 1031 00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:09,249 this stupid-ass SWAT team shit. 1032 00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:10,511 Which wouldn't fucking matter 1033 00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:11,904 if you made half as much as you promised. 1034 00:41:11,947 --> 00:41:14,167 "Oh, could be thousands, maybe millions. 1035 00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:15,908 Be fucking billionaires by Tuesday." 1036 00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:17,736 You know what? You're fuckin' fired. 1037 00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:19,955 You can't fire somebody you never employed. 1038 00:41:19,999 --> 00:41:21,522 I was trying to help you out. 1039 00:41:29,312 --> 00:41:32,620 ♪ angelic music 1040 00:41:32,664 --> 00:41:34,883 [Mickey] Holy shit! 1041 00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:39,801 ♪♪♪ 1042 00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:50,159 Uh, hey, Tam, where's my soap? 1043 00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:52,118 You know, the grease pumice stuff. 1044 00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:54,424 -Oh, I put it under the sink. -Why? 1045 00:41:54,468 --> 00:41:57,079 I want the nice shit out. We're having company. 1046 00:41:57,123 --> 00:41:58,820 -We are? -Yeah. 1047 00:41:58,864 --> 00:42:00,909 Marcos and his fiancée. 1048 00:42:00,953 --> 00:42:02,432 Twice in one day? 1049 00:42:02,476 --> 00:42:04,260 I mean, brunch was more than enough, 1050 00:42:04,304 --> 00:42:05,610 don't you think? 1051 00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:07,133 Well, you're the one who invited him. 1052 00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:08,526 The fuck I did. 1053 00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:10,528 You said, "Come by anytime." 1054 00:42:10,571 --> 00:42:12,921 Well, he's taking you up on your offer. 1055 00:42:12,965 --> 00:42:14,270 [Lip] Mm. 1056 00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:16,229 [doorbell rings] 1057 00:42:21,016 --> 00:42:22,714 -Hi. -Hi! 1058 00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:24,019 This is Kelly... 1059 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:26,935 ...my fiancée. 1060 00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:28,110 Hi. [giggles] 1061 00:42:50,829 --> 00:42:52,831 You okay, Eilish? 1062 00:42:52,874 --> 00:42:54,049 Mm-hmm. 1063 00:42:54,093 --> 00:42:57,096 All right, well, good shift today, man. 1064 00:42:57,139 --> 00:42:59,098 You're really taking to this police shit. 1065 00:42:59,141 --> 00:43:00,839 You gonna be a decent cop. 1066 00:43:00,882 --> 00:43:02,449 Just clean out the car, go on home, 1067 00:43:02,492 --> 00:43:03,842 get some rest... 1068 00:43:03,885 --> 00:43:05,278 back at it again tomorrow. 1069 00:43:05,321 --> 00:43:06,540 More heads to bust. 1070 00:43:12,894 --> 00:43:15,854 ♪ funky music 1071 00:43:15,897 --> 00:43:20,946 ♪♪♪ 1072 00:43:20,989 --> 00:43:23,557 Before we make our final decision, 1073 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,254 we'd like to ask each of the mothers 1074 00:43:25,298 --> 00:43:27,474 to explain what excites them most 1075 00:43:27,517 --> 00:43:30,042 about the Little Miss South Side title. 1076 00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:31,870 We can start with you, Miss Gallagher. 1077 00:43:31,913 --> 00:43:33,611 Well...[exhales] 1078 00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:35,482 ...I think that Franny is 1079 00:43:35,525 --> 00:43:37,658 most excited about becoming an ambassador 1080 00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:39,138 for our community, 1081 00:43:39,181 --> 00:43:40,400 showing the rest of the city 1082 00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:41,749 what the South Side's all about. 1083 00:43:41,793 --> 00:43:44,143 Whether it's, uh, going to a little league game 1084 00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:47,146 or a parade or the grand opening of a new Arby's, 1085 00:43:47,189 --> 00:43:49,017 there's no place that we won't go. 1086 00:43:49,061 --> 00:43:50,497 [Veronica, muffled] Do you even go to those places? 1087 00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:52,194 Excuse me? 1088 00:43:52,238 --> 00:43:55,110 I'm just saying, given your status, 1089 00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:56,895 are you allowed to go to those events? 1090 00:43:56,938 --> 00:43:59,027 Are you allowed to be here? 1091 00:43:59,071 --> 00:44:01,116 Uh...[chuckles nervously] 1092 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,292 ...I got special permission. 1093 00:44:03,336 --> 00:44:04,903 I'm sorry, what status? 1094 00:44:04,946 --> 00:44:07,079 She's a registered sex offender. 1095 00:44:07,122 --> 00:44:08,950 Hot lesbian convict? That's her. 1096 00:44:08,994 --> 00:44:10,038 You bitch! 1097 00:44:10,082 --> 00:44:11,344 Who you callin' a bitch, bitch? 1098 00:44:11,387 --> 00:44:13,085 You, you drug-dealing bitch! 1099 00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:14,477 She's a drug dealer. She deals drugs. 1100 00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:17,306 [Veronica] I am a legal cannabis entrepreneur! 1101 00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:20,005 [overlapping shouting] 1102 00:44:20,048 --> 00:44:21,615 What, a Black woman can't be... 1103 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,138 Technically, I am a registered sex offender... 1104 00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:25,184 And look what she did to my daughter's face. 1105 00:44:25,227 --> 00:44:26,751 [Debbie] I would never touch a child! 1106 00:44:26,794 --> 00:44:28,535 [Veronica] A broke-down little 1980s pageant little girl! 1107 00:44:28,578 --> 00:44:30,493 ♪ rock music 1108 00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:32,452 [Trisha] Okay, I guess this is enough 1109 00:44:32,495 --> 00:44:34,672 to keep them back on our delivery schedule. 1110 00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:37,065 -Barely. -All right, thanks. 1111 00:44:37,109 --> 00:44:38,632 I'll let 'em know. 1112 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,155 [Trisha] You guys new? 1113 00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:42,201 Haven't seen you around before. 1114 00:44:42,244 --> 00:44:43,898 What are you guys... 1115 00:44:43,942 --> 00:44:46,248 ex-military, Rangers, 1116 00:44:46,292 --> 00:44:48,207 SEALs, Delta Force? 1117 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:51,079 Uh, y-yeah, yeah. All that shit. 1118 00:44:51,123 --> 00:44:54,300 I, uh...I-I just got back from, uh, 1119 00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:56,041 mowin' down terrorists overseas, you know? 1120 00:44:56,084 --> 00:44:58,913 Took out a whole... 1121 00:44:58,957 --> 00:44:59,827 village. 1122 00:44:59,871 --> 00:45:01,002 Fuck those guys. 1123 00:45:01,046 --> 00:45:02,787 -[Trisha laughs] Right on. -Yeah. 1124 00:45:02,830 --> 00:45:05,659 I could need another pro security firm on our roster. 1125 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:08,183 Business...is booming. 1126 00:45:08,227 --> 00:45:10,359 We can't keep up with all the pickups and deliveries. 1127 00:45:10,403 --> 00:45:12,840 Oh, I am your man, you know? Very professional. 1128 00:45:12,884 --> 00:45:14,059 Extra professional. 1129 00:45:14,102 --> 00:45:16,061 Uh, how much are we gonna get paid? 1130 00:45:16,104 --> 00:45:17,149 It's gotta be worth our time. 1131 00:45:17,192 --> 00:45:19,499 Going rate is a grand a day. 1132 00:45:22,110 --> 00:45:23,851 That's a little lower than what I'm used to, 1133 00:45:23,895 --> 00:45:26,027 but, uh... 1134 00:45:26,071 --> 00:45:27,681 we'll make it work, ya know? 1135 00:45:29,074 --> 00:45:30,989 Uh, so, yeah, we still got a lot of work 1136 00:45:31,032 --> 00:45:32,468 we wanna do in here. 1137 00:45:32,512 --> 00:45:35,820 Um...maybe some under-cabinet LEDs. 1138 00:45:35,863 --> 00:45:38,561 Uh, exhaust hood here, obviously. 1139 00:45:38,605 --> 00:45:41,129 Yeah, yeah, no, I like how you smoothed the grout... 1140 00:45:41,173 --> 00:45:43,262 where you really should have used some quarter round. 1141 00:45:43,305 --> 00:45:45,307 They didn't have any quarter round available? 1142 00:45:45,351 --> 00:45:47,048 -Well, shit's expensive, so... -[Marcos] Yeah. 1143 00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:48,528 But it's worth it. 1144 00:45:49,921 --> 00:45:51,836 When I was young like you, 1145 00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:54,229 -I went for efficiency. -[Lip] Uh-huh. 1146 00:45:54,273 --> 00:45:56,797 But eventually, I learned the value of quality. 1147 00:45:58,059 --> 00:46:00,018 No rush. 1148 00:46:00,061 --> 00:46:02,455 That's the advantage of experience. 1149 00:46:02,498 --> 00:46:05,066 You just take it nice and slow 1150 00:46:05,110 --> 00:46:06,589 and get it all the way right. 1151 00:46:06,633 --> 00:46:09,549 [Kelly giggles] 1152 00:46:11,638 --> 00:46:13,118 Uh, Kelly, we weren't sure 1153 00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:14,902 we'd get the chance to meet you. 1154 00:46:14,946 --> 00:46:16,904 Um, how did that job interview go? 1155 00:46:16,948 --> 00:46:19,037 Job interview? 1156 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,387 Yeah, that's where Marcos said you were today, right? 1157 00:46:21,430 --> 00:46:23,519 Admissions interview for school. 1158 00:46:23,563 --> 00:46:25,783 Oh! Uh, what-what schools you lookin' at, 1159 00:46:25,826 --> 00:46:28,089 Northwestern, Columbia, Loyola? 1160 00:46:28,133 --> 00:46:31,049 [giggles] Uh, Greenfield Prep. High school. 1161 00:46:31,092 --> 00:46:32,833 I'm one semester short of graduating. 1162 00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:34,966 Uh, wait. So you were his student? 1163 00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:37,664 Uh...technically, I guess. 1164 00:46:37,707 --> 00:46:40,928 But...he saw me for me. 1165 00:46:40,972 --> 00:46:42,669 And I saw him for him, and... 1166 00:46:42,712 --> 00:46:43,975 [sighs] 1167 00:46:44,018 --> 00:46:45,585 ...that's what makes us so special. 1168 00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:46,542 Right. 1169 00:46:51,896 --> 00:46:53,158 [Ilene] Okay. 1170 00:46:53,201 --> 00:46:55,160 After careful deliberation, 1171 00:46:55,203 --> 00:46:56,639 we'd like to announce the winner. 1172 00:46:56,683 --> 00:46:57,684 [Veronica] Wait. 1173 00:46:57,727 --> 00:46:58,859 Before you announce the winner, 1174 00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:00,382 I never got a chance to say 1175 00:47:00,426 --> 00:47:03,298 why my family is excited about this title. 1176 00:47:06,301 --> 00:47:09,304 I grew up on the South Side. 1177 00:47:09,348 --> 00:47:11,698 And I know what it would mean 1178 00:47:11,741 --> 00:47:14,135 to the little Black girls who live here 1179 00:47:14,179 --> 00:47:16,355 to see someone who looks like them 1180 00:47:16,398 --> 00:47:18,574 wearing that tiara and sash. 1181 00:47:18,618 --> 00:47:21,490 I know what it will mean to them to have someone 1182 00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:24,580 who looks like my Gemma. 1183 00:47:24,624 --> 00:47:26,321 The South Side doesn't really feel like 1184 00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:28,149 the South Side anymore, 1185 00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:31,413 at least not in the way that I remember it. 1186 00:47:31,457 --> 00:47:34,112 But that doesn't mean we should stop trying 1187 00:47:34,155 --> 00:47:37,855 to preserve what makes our community special. 1188 00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:39,813 And it's not just about race. 1189 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:42,903 It's about pride. It's about perseverance. 1190 00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:44,774 It's about working together 1191 00:47:44,818 --> 00:47:47,212 to strive for the American dream, 1192 00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:50,345 even though it feels a million miles away. 1193 00:47:52,565 --> 00:47:55,002 I guess all I'm sayin' is, 1194 00:47:55,046 --> 00:47:56,743 Little Miss South Side 1195 00:47:56,786 --> 00:47:59,267 should represent the South Side, 1196 00:47:59,311 --> 00:48:01,835 not just in the way she looks 1197 00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:04,403 but also in the way she can inspire. 1198 00:48:04,446 --> 00:48:06,448 She should show little girls 1199 00:48:06,492 --> 00:48:08,842 that you can still aim to be something 1200 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,800 and maybe those dreams... 1201 00:48:10,844 --> 00:48:13,368 are just a little closer than you think they are. 1202 00:48:13,412 --> 00:48:16,328 ♪ stirring music 1203 00:48:16,371 --> 00:48:17,895 ♪♪♪ 1204 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:20,854 [applause] 1205 00:48:23,988 --> 00:48:26,164 If there are no more speeches. 1206 00:48:28,514 --> 00:48:31,430 ...your new Little Miss South Side... 1207 00:48:31,473 --> 00:48:33,084 from Aleppo, Syria, 1208 00:48:33,127 --> 00:48:35,738 visiting Chicago for her spina bifida treatment, 1209 00:48:35,782 --> 00:48:39,220 Amena Farah Uri Abbasi. 1210 00:48:39,264 --> 00:48:42,180 [applause] 1211 00:48:48,795 --> 00:48:51,319 Terry Milkovich? 1212 00:48:52,494 --> 00:48:54,540 I'll tell you about Terry. 1213 00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:56,237 He's a beast. 1214 00:48:56,281 --> 00:48:59,849 A beast in the sack. 1215 00:48:59,893 --> 00:49:02,809 And I thank God every day 1216 00:49:02,852 --> 00:49:05,116 that he came into my life. 1217 00:49:05,159 --> 00:49:07,901 And then I ask God to avert his eyes, 1218 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,251 because what we do... 1219 00:49:10,295 --> 00:49:12,210 it's a sin. 1220 00:49:12,253 --> 00:49:15,300 Have you ever heard of something called 1221 00:49:15,343 --> 00:49:18,390 fisting, young man? 1222 00:49:18,433 --> 00:49:20,914 That's where Terry makes a fist 1223 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,350 and shoves it up my-- 1224 00:49:22,394 --> 00:49:23,743 All right, all right, enough. 1225 00:49:25,092 --> 00:49:26,572 We pissed off the Milkoviches, 1226 00:49:26,615 --> 00:49:28,443 and we managed to make things worse. 1227 00:49:28,487 --> 00:49:32,491 Well, chin up, lad. We'll be at it again tomorrow. 1228 00:49:32,534 --> 00:49:36,060 What time should I come by so we can get started, 11? 1229 00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:39,063 [engine revving, rock music blaring over stereo] 1230 00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:42,109 [people shouting and cheering] 1231 00:49:42,153 --> 00:49:45,330 [scoffs] And they're still comin'. 1232 00:49:45,373 --> 00:49:48,376 How many more of these fuckers can they cram into that dump? 1233 00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:50,552 [engine revs] 1234 00:49:53,077 --> 00:49:55,993 [people shouting and cheering] 1235 00:49:56,036 --> 00:49:59,561 ♪♪♪ 1236 00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:00,998 [Frank groans] 1237 00:50:04,262 --> 00:50:06,786 Hey, neighbors! Ah. 1238 00:50:06,829 --> 00:50:08,353 I hope you don't mind 1239 00:50:08,396 --> 00:50:11,008 our takin' over the empty lot next door to ya. 1240 00:50:11,051 --> 00:50:13,227 House was gettin' crowded. 1241 00:50:13,271 --> 00:50:14,620 But this works, right? 1242 00:50:16,883 --> 00:50:20,278 [Frank] Jesus, now we're surrounded by Milkoviches. 1243 00:50:20,321 --> 00:50:24,978 ♪♪♪ 1244 00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:35,380 Can you believe that little Syrian heifer stole our crown? 1245 00:50:35,423 --> 00:50:37,121 Ugh. I know. 1246 00:50:37,164 --> 00:50:38,818 I mean, we're from the South Side. 1247 00:50:38,861 --> 00:50:40,515 What the hell has she been through? 1248 00:50:41,864 --> 00:50:43,040 I'm sorry, Debs. 1249 00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:45,172 Me too. 1250 00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:48,088 -We cool? -Yeah. 1251 00:50:48,132 --> 00:50:50,482 Well, if you two are done kissing and making up, 1252 00:50:50,525 --> 00:50:52,049 -I sort of wanna... -Yeah, let's get out of here. 1253 00:50:52,092 --> 00:50:53,224 ...get the fuck out. 1254 00:50:53,267 --> 00:50:54,790 -See ya, V. -[Veronica] Bye, girl. 1255 00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:57,228 Oh, I almost forgot. 1256 00:50:58,620 --> 00:51:00,057 [Jenkins] Miss Fisher. 1257 00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:02,407 Alderman Jenkins. 1258 00:51:02,450 --> 00:51:04,017 I really enjoyed your speech. 1259 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:07,151 Not enough to vote for my Gemma. 1260 00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:09,327 Look, between you, me, and the lamppost, 1261 00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:11,111 this event is put on by the Chamber of Commerce. 1262 00:51:11,155 --> 00:51:13,070 Their goal is to generate commerce. 1263 00:51:13,113 --> 00:51:16,073 They see all these gentrifiers as a way of making more money. 1264 00:51:16,116 --> 00:51:17,944 And that Syrian girl's sob story 1265 00:51:17,987 --> 00:51:19,989 appeals to millennials and bleeding hearts. 1266 00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:24,733 The Chamber is a major contributor 1267 00:51:24,777 --> 00:51:26,822 to my reelection campaign. 1268 00:51:26,866 --> 00:51:28,650 Can't bite the hand that feeds me, but... 1269 00:51:28,694 --> 00:51:30,087 I could use you. 1270 00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:32,611 Democratic Party of Chicago could use you. 1271 00:51:32,654 --> 00:51:33,786 Someone with your passion, 1272 00:51:33,829 --> 00:51:36,093 with your gift for persuasive speech... 1273 00:51:36,136 --> 00:51:37,920 you've got talent. 1274 00:51:37,964 --> 00:51:39,879 -Thank you. -[laughs lightly] 1275 00:51:39,922 --> 00:51:41,620 I'd love to pick your brain sometime, 1276 00:51:41,663 --> 00:51:43,056 get your opinion on local issues, 1277 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,231 see where there might be an opportunity 1278 00:51:44,275 --> 00:51:45,624 to get you involved. 1279 00:51:48,453 --> 00:51:50,150 Okay, drive safe. Thanks again. 1280 00:51:50,194 --> 00:51:51,325 Yeah, appreciate you guys coming by. 1281 00:51:51,369 --> 00:51:52,587 Again soon, okay? 1282 00:51:52,631 --> 00:51:54,154 Maybe we can get together-- 1283 00:51:54,198 --> 00:51:55,373 [door slams] 1284 00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:58,941 What...the...fuck? 1285 00:51:58,985 --> 00:52:01,074 I-I mean, what's the matter with him? 1286 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:03,555 -She's, like, ten! -Seventeen, she said. 1287 00:52:03,598 --> 00:52:05,600 Eighteen soon. 1288 00:52:05,644 --> 00:52:06,993 Age ain't nothin' but a number, right? 1289 00:52:07,036 --> 00:52:08,777 It's gotta be, what-- it's, what... 1290 00:52:08,821 --> 00:52:10,910 daddy issues? [scoffs] 1291 00:52:13,565 --> 00:52:15,175 I mean, I didn't have daddy issues. 1292 00:52:15,219 --> 00:52:16,959 I don't have daddy issues. 1293 00:52:18,439 --> 00:52:22,008 [scoffs] I mean, I love my dad, yeah, 1294 00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:24,358 but in a completely normal, healthy way. 1295 00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:26,491 Right. 1296 00:52:26,534 --> 00:52:29,363 [scoffs] 1297 00:52:29,407 --> 00:52:30,930 You think I have daddy issues. 1298 00:52:32,453 --> 00:52:34,020 -Uh... -You know what? 1299 00:52:34,063 --> 00:52:35,674 Fuck off! I do not! 1300 00:52:35,717 --> 00:52:37,980 Come on, you've been around my family. 1301 00:52:38,024 --> 00:52:40,940 Yeah, we have our quirks, but we're pretty normal. 1302 00:52:40,983 --> 00:52:42,724 And sure, 1303 00:52:42,768 --> 00:52:44,204 I guess, you know, when my mom died, 1304 00:52:44,248 --> 00:52:45,640 we all got thrown for a loop. 1305 00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:46,946 But that's normal. 1306 00:52:46,989 --> 00:52:48,948 And Cami, she took the reins 1307 00:52:48,991 --> 00:52:50,428 and she went from being my big sister 1308 00:52:50,471 --> 00:52:53,692 to de facto mom, and my dad, he stepped up 1309 00:52:53,735 --> 00:52:55,433 and he put all of his attention on Cory 1310 00:52:55,476 --> 00:52:57,217 'cause she was the baby and she needed her dad. 1311 00:52:57,261 --> 00:52:59,524 And that--you know, that left me... 1312 00:52:59,567 --> 00:53:00,873 [sigh exasperatedly] 1313 00:53:00,916 --> 00:53:02,918 [huffs] 1314 00:53:02,962 --> 00:53:04,355 ...in the middle... 1315 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:07,619 ...alone... 1316 00:53:09,882 --> 00:53:11,840 ...desperate for attention. 1317 00:53:14,626 --> 00:53:16,497 And that's... 1318 00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:18,107 right when I started dating Marcos. 1319 00:53:18,151 --> 00:53:19,631 Oh, my God. 1320 00:53:23,722 --> 00:53:25,550 I have daddy issues. 1321 00:53:25,593 --> 00:53:26,725 [groans] 1322 00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:35,299 I thought I was... so smart 1323 00:53:35,342 --> 00:53:37,083 and mature. 1324 00:53:37,997 --> 00:53:41,130 But really, I was needy and daddy-starved 1325 00:53:41,174 --> 00:53:43,263 and dumb. 1326 00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:44,656 I mean, I got played by a pedophile. 1327 00:53:44,699 --> 00:53:47,093 God, I am a fucking cliché. 1328 00:53:47,136 --> 00:53:48,921 Ah. 1329 00:53:48,964 --> 00:53:50,531 [sighs] 1330 00:53:50,575 --> 00:53:52,098 ♪ soft music 1331 00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:54,361 [Lip] Hmm. 1332 00:53:54,405 --> 00:53:57,190 -You're not dumb. -Mm. 1333 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,626 All right? 1334 00:53:58,670 --> 00:54:01,281 You were immature and vulnerable, 1335 00:54:01,325 --> 00:54:02,804 and he took advantage of you. 1336 00:54:03,936 --> 00:54:05,590 Now you're smarter. 1337 00:54:05,633 --> 00:54:09,028 You make great decisions, 1338 00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:10,638 like choosing an age-appropriate, 1339 00:54:10,682 --> 00:54:12,249 handsome stud like me. 1340 00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:14,163 [laughs breathily] 1341 00:54:14,207 --> 00:54:19,081 ♪♪♪ 1342 00:54:20,474 --> 00:54:23,347 [dog barking distantly] 1343 00:54:25,914 --> 00:54:28,700 [person shouts, glass shatters distantly] 1344 00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:35,097 I don't want no smoke. 1345 00:54:35,141 --> 00:54:36,664 Po-po, go away. 1346 00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:38,144 Go away! 1347 00:54:38,187 --> 00:54:39,493 Look, you can just leave me the hell alone, 1348 00:54:39,537 --> 00:54:41,234 because I ain't sellin' shit. 1349 00:54:42,148 --> 00:54:45,020 ♪ Somme's "Goin' On" playing 1350 00:54:45,064 --> 00:54:49,721 ♪♪♪ 1351 00:54:54,116 --> 00:54:55,640 ♪ A little older, I don't mind it ♪ 1352 00:54:55,683 --> 00:54:57,163 ♪ 'Cause she's got her shit together ♪ 1353 00:54:57,206 --> 00:54:59,600 ♪ Like nobody else I know 1354 00:54:59,644 --> 00:55:01,167 ♪ She's pretty much a batter 1355 00:55:01,210 --> 00:55:02,777 ♪ But she'll never let you call her that ♪ 1356 00:55:02,821 --> 00:55:06,041 ♪ She's humble so I run from her, uh-huh ♪ 1357 00:55:06,085 --> 00:55:07,913 ♪ Steady on the daily, no, she's never acting shady... ♪ 1358 00:55:07,956 --> 00:55:09,436 You wanna keep selling, 1359 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,003 gotta move east a little bit, 1360 00:55:11,046 --> 00:55:12,787 over by the Five-Star Check Cashing. 1361 00:55:12,831 --> 00:55:14,223 We don't roll through there much. 1362 00:55:14,267 --> 00:55:17,183 ♪ All that I need 1363 00:55:17,226 --> 00:55:19,272 Thank you... 1364 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:20,708 Officer Gallagher. 1365 00:55:20,752 --> 00:55:23,015 ♪ And everyone agrees 1366 00:55:23,058 --> 00:55:25,887 ♪ She's got it goin' on 1367 00:55:25,931 --> 00:55:28,934 ♪ She's got it goin' o-on 1368 00:55:28,977 --> 00:55:31,763 ♪ She can do no wrong 1369 00:55:31,806 --> 00:55:33,547 ♪ 'Cause she's got it goin' on ♪ 1370 00:55:33,591 --> 00:55:35,941 ♪♪♪ 1371 00:55:38,596 --> 00:55:41,599 [dish clattering] 1372 00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:44,079 [REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling" 1373 00:55:44,123 --> 00:55:46,517 playing over stereo] 1374 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,128 [grunts] 1375 00:55:49,171 --> 00:55:51,086 [Terry] How you like it, huh? Come on! Come on! 1376 00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:53,437 Come on! Take your teeth out! 1377 00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,656 [Mrs. McCurdy shouting and moaning] 1378 00:55:55,700 --> 00:55:57,266 [Terry] Yeah! 1379 00:55:57,310 --> 00:55:58,833 [Mrs. McCurdy moaning wildly] 1380 00:55:58,877 --> 00:56:00,444 [Terry] Come on! 1381 00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:02,924 Come on! Come on! You like that? 1382 00:56:02,968 --> 00:56:06,145 [Mrs. McCurdy] Terry, Terry, you're a beast! 1383 00:56:06,188 --> 00:56:08,060 ♪ Come crashing through your door ♪ 1384 00:56:08,103 --> 00:56:09,670 Oh, God! 1385 00:56:09,714 --> 00:56:12,020 ♪ Baby, I can't fight this feeling ♪ 1386 00:56:12,064 --> 00:56:15,633 ♪ Anymore 1387 00:56:15,676 --> 00:56:19,506 ♪♪♪ 1388 00:56:19,550 --> 00:56:23,728 ♪ Hoo-ooh 1389 00:56:23,771 --> 00:56:27,819 ♪ Ooh-ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo ♪ 1390 00:56:27,862 --> 00:56:32,737 ♪♪♪