1 00:00:00,969 --> 00:00:02,615 Next time you miss Shameless, 2 00:00:02,617 --> 00:00:05,121 I cut off your testicles and feed it to homeless dog 3 00:00:05,122 --> 00:00:06,491 who lives behind Alibi. 4 00:00:06,492 --> 00:00:08,695 But today, you get free pass. 5 00:00:08,696 --> 00:00:09,964 I tell you. 6 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:11,634 Phillip. 7 00:00:11,635 --> 00:00:12,970 Tito, senior intern. 8 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,038 - Nice to meet you. - All right, follow me. 9 00:00:14,039 --> 00:00:15,141 I'll show you around. 10 00:00:15,142 --> 00:00:16,677 Filling out the paperwork 11 00:00:16,678 --> 00:00:19,917 to disinherit you abortion-should-have-beens. 12 00:00:19,918 --> 00:00:21,721 We are gonna start a maid service 13 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:24,092 that is not only topless, but also cleans. 14 00:00:24,093 --> 00:00:25,429 We'll corner the market. 15 00:00:25,430 --> 00:00:27,433 Your thing is kind of weird. 16 00:00:27,434 --> 00:00:29,102 It has all this extra skin. 17 00:00:29,103 --> 00:00:31,574 Confronted Caleb about that chick. 18 00:00:31,575 --> 00:00:32,776 He's screwing her. 19 00:00:32,777 --> 00:00:33,912 That's a nice stroller. 20 00:00:33,913 --> 00:00:34,847 Where'd you get it? 21 00:00:34,848 --> 00:00:35,715 I found it in the park. 22 00:00:35,716 --> 00:00:36,551 I'm gonna sell it. 23 00:00:36,552 --> 00:00:38,086 - Hello. - Hello. 24 00:00:38,087 --> 00:00:39,457 Care to join us, doll face? 25 00:00:39,458 --> 00:00:40,725 Sure. 26 00:00:40,726 --> 00:00:41,594 Sorry to bother you. 27 00:00:41,595 --> 00:00:42,529 I work at Patsy's. 28 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:43,531 I'd like to quit. 29 00:00:43,532 --> 00:00:44,733 We should just shut it down. 30 00:00:44,734 --> 00:00:46,737 If I stayed on as manager, 31 00:00:46,738 --> 00:00:47,739 would you keep it open? 32 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:49,109 Just keep it afloat. 33 00:00:50,809 --> 00:00:55,622 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 34 00:00:57,561 --> 00:01:00,354 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 35 00:01:00,867 --> 00:01:03,972 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 36 00:01:03,973 --> 00:01:07,078 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 37 00:01:07,079 --> 00:01:11,621 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 38 00:01:11,622 --> 00:01:14,827 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 39 00:01:14,828 --> 00:01:18,234 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 40 00:01:18,235 --> 00:01:20,506 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 41 00:01:20,507 --> 00:01:25,014 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 42 00:01:31,996 --> 00:01:35,168 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 43 00:01:35,169 --> 00:01:38,341 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 44 00:01:38,342 --> 00:01:41,715 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 45 00:01:41,716 --> 00:01:46,023 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 46 00:01:46,024 --> 00:01:49,229 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 47 00:01:49,230 --> 00:01:52,937 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 48 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:54,841 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 49 00:01:54,842 --> 00:01:58,583 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 50 00:02:19,958 --> 00:02:20,959 Shit! 51 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,697 Shit. Shit. 52 00:02:22,698 --> 00:02:24,400 Fuck. Fuck. 53 00:02:24,401 --> 00:02:27,506 You okay, babe? You had a bad dream? 54 00:02:27,507 --> 00:02:29,544 Oh, my God. 55 00:02:29,545 --> 00:02:31,981 Hey, uh, we were just, uh, working out. 56 00:02:31,982 --> 00:02:33,250 Just breaking a sweat. 57 00:02:33,251 --> 00:02:34,921 Sorry, got to get that lock fixed. 58 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,424 Yeah. 59 00:02:36,425 --> 00:02:38,027 Might take a while to get him back to sleep. 60 00:02:38,028 --> 00:02:41,266 You good to hang, and we can finish our workout? 61 00:02:41,267 --> 00:02:43,505 No, you know, actually, I should, uh, I should go. 62 00:02:43,506 --> 00:02:45,274 I got to be at my internship early. 63 00:02:45,275 --> 00:02:46,778 What do you do there? 64 00:02:46,779 --> 00:02:48,347 I work for free for a bunch of douche bags 65 00:02:48,348 --> 00:02:50,719 whose asses I would've kicked in high school. 66 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,055 - Sounds fun. - Yeah. 67 00:02:52,056 --> 00:02:53,391 You know your way out? 68 00:02:53,392 --> 00:02:55,963 Yeah, yeah, I'll figure it out. 69 00:02:55,964 --> 00:02:57,298 Okay. Come on, babe. Let's go. 70 00:02:57,299 --> 00:02:58,703 Lights out. Come on. 71 00:03:01,341 --> 00:03:05,047 No. No, no, no. No. No, no! 72 00:03:05,048 --> 00:03:07,486 You have to love me! That's your job! 73 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,055 Shut up, man! 74 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:10,926 No, no! 75 00:03:10,927 --> 00:03:12,830 - Shut the fuck up! - We're sleeping here! 76 00:03:12,831 --> 00:03:15,001 You're dreamin'. 77 00:03:16,104 --> 00:03:18,207 You're cryin' in your sleep. 78 00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:20,413 What you dream about? 79 00:03:21,582 --> 00:03:23,586 Pain. Betrayal. 80 00:03:25,255 --> 00:03:29,262 Fiona and Debbie ripped my skeleton from my flesh. 81 00:03:29,263 --> 00:03:31,266 Jesus. 82 00:03:31,267 --> 00:03:34,072 Monica was there too. 83 00:03:34,073 --> 00:03:37,079 Sucking my blood through a straw. 84 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:39,984 And you were there. 85 00:03:39,985 --> 00:03:42,456 - What? - And your kids. 86 00:03:42,457 --> 00:03:44,927 And you put 87 00:03:44,928 --> 00:03:46,598 whiskey-drenched cotton candy 88 00:03:46,599 --> 00:03:48,436 back where my bones had been. 89 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:53,111 Who's Monica? 90 00:03:54,715 --> 00:03:56,719 Love of my life. 91 00:03:58,188 --> 00:04:00,759 Bane of my existence. 92 00:04:05,135 --> 00:04:06,804 When you're all strung out... 93 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:10,545 You do look a bit like her. 94 00:04:10,546 --> 00:04:12,282 Hm. 95 00:04:21,234 --> 00:04:23,003 You taste like her too. 96 00:04:25,008 --> 00:04:27,011 Probably the tooth rot. 97 00:04:38,636 --> 00:04:40,439 Slut. 98 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,175 I know you are, but what am I? 99 00:04:53,666 --> 00:04:54,900 Come on, Harriet. 100 00:04:54,901 --> 00:04:56,904 Sleeping time. 101 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:59,142 Pfft. Is she still scared of me? 102 00:04:59,143 --> 00:05:00,579 Well, she did watch you 103 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:02,315 bounce Frank's head down a flight of stairs. 104 00:05:02,316 --> 00:05:04,820 How do you say "he had it coming" in Nigerian? 105 00:05:04,821 --> 00:05:06,189 What are you doing up? 106 00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:07,826 Caleb won't stop drunk-texting me. 107 00:05:07,827 --> 00:05:08,962 Begging forgiveness? 108 00:05:08,963 --> 00:05:09,830 Begging, then name-calling, 109 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,667 then begging some more. 110 00:05:11,668 --> 00:05:12,536 Nice sex-hair. 111 00:05:12,537 --> 00:05:14,205 Ah, Tinder rocks. 112 00:05:14,206 --> 00:05:15,876 Free sex, any time I want it. 113 00:05:15,877 --> 00:05:17,980 - No strings attached. - Yeah, but you're female. 114 00:05:17,981 --> 00:05:19,382 Isn't that always available to you? 115 00:05:19,383 --> 00:05:21,387 Maybe. But Tinder makes it simple. 116 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:24,693 No confusion. No misguided weddings. 117 00:05:24,694 --> 00:05:26,864 Now I just bone and go 118 00:05:26,865 --> 00:05:29,302 so I can save my energy for more important things. 119 00:05:29,303 --> 00:05:31,741 - Like what? - Like my job. 120 00:05:31,742 --> 00:05:33,545 Patsy's Pies? 121 00:05:33,546 --> 00:05:34,880 Sure you want to be directing 122 00:05:34,881 --> 00:05:36,216 all your freed up energy there? 123 00:05:36,217 --> 00:05:37,553 You're one to talk. 124 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,089 You spend all day working for free. 125 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:40,659 - Has a point. - But my bullshit internship 126 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:43,499 is gonna turn into a non-bullshit career. 127 00:05:45,903 --> 00:05:46,905 What? 128 00:05:48,509 --> 00:05:49,711 It was no offense. 129 00:05:51,047 --> 00:05:52,950 Wow. 130 00:05:52,951 --> 00:05:53,886 Some taken. 131 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:55,723 Hey. 132 00:05:57,393 --> 00:06:00,164 Kind of harsh. 133 00:06:00,165 --> 00:06:02,402 - Only 'cause it's true. - Are you sure about that? 134 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:03,972 Working for free is called slave labor 135 00:06:03,973 --> 00:06:05,308 last time I checked. 136 00:06:18,067 --> 00:06:19,570 Good morning! 137 00:06:19,571 --> 00:06:20,605 As a reminder, 138 00:06:20,606 --> 00:06:22,041 this shelter is closing 139 00:06:22,042 --> 00:06:23,243 at the end of the week. 140 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,349 The Container Store franchise 141 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:27,786 has taken over our lease. 142 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:29,623 "The Container Store"? That's a thing? 143 00:06:29,624 --> 00:06:31,928 Volunteers are passing out 144 00:06:31,929 --> 00:06:34,900 the addresses of other local shelters. 145 00:06:34,901 --> 00:06:37,606 This says the nearest one is 60 blocks away. 146 00:06:37,607 --> 00:06:39,410 Are we supposed to just walk? 147 00:06:39,411 --> 00:06:42,716 - Where are we gonna go to? - Back to Tent City, baby. 148 00:06:42,717 --> 00:06:44,553 I hate Tent City. 149 00:06:44,554 --> 00:06:46,457 That Santa Claus-lookin' dude is always trying 150 00:06:46,458 --> 00:06:47,993 to make me sit on his lap. 151 00:06:47,994 --> 00:06:50,264 No, we are not going to sleep in tents 152 00:06:50,265 --> 00:06:51,767 like Indians and hikers. 153 00:06:51,768 --> 00:06:53,571 I'll find a place for us to squat. 154 00:06:53,572 --> 00:06:57,178 Someplace clean and dry, or at least indoors. 155 00:06:57,179 --> 00:06:58,581 I'm the patriarch of this family, 156 00:06:58,582 --> 00:07:00,184 and I will provide. 157 00:07:00,185 --> 00:07:01,622 Patriarch? 158 00:07:03,459 --> 00:07:06,797 My dream last night wasn't just a dream. 159 00:07:06,798 --> 00:07:09,770 Was it a hallucination from all the drugs? 160 00:07:09,771 --> 00:07:12,576 A message from my highest self. 161 00:07:12,577 --> 00:07:15,715 I was awake all night thinking about this. 162 00:07:15,716 --> 00:07:19,556 My kids ripped my bones out. 163 00:07:19,557 --> 00:07:21,927 They betrayed me. They gutted me. 164 00:07:21,928 --> 00:07:23,765 But you were there... 165 00:07:23,766 --> 00:07:25,468 You and your kids... 166 00:07:25,469 --> 00:07:28,675 Rebuilding me into the man I was meant to be. 167 00:07:28,676 --> 00:07:31,012 Are you sure you're not still high? 168 00:07:31,013 --> 00:07:34,620 Monica, I need this. 169 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,024 I need a new family of Gallaghers, 170 00:07:37,025 --> 00:07:40,164 and... you need a man to take charge. 171 00:07:40,165 --> 00:07:42,703 My name ain't Monica. 172 00:07:42,704 --> 00:07:44,205 Did I call you Monica? 173 00:07:44,206 --> 00:07:46,510 - Yeah. - It's... it's another sign. 174 00:07:46,511 --> 00:07:48,146 Can we come with you? 175 00:07:48,147 --> 00:07:50,250 - Where are your parents? - Mom's dead. 176 00:07:50,251 --> 00:07:51,787 Dad went out to score last week 177 00:07:51,788 --> 00:07:54,258 and never came back. 178 00:07:54,259 --> 00:07:55,762 Jesus. 179 00:07:55,763 --> 00:07:58,300 Sign number three. 180 00:07:58,301 --> 00:08:01,640 - Wha...? - God is handing me a do-over. 181 00:08:01,641 --> 00:08:03,845 Uh, uh, New Carl. 182 00:08:03,846 --> 00:08:04,947 New Debbie. 183 00:08:04,948 --> 00:08:06,249 I'm a boy. 184 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:08,320 Really? You need a haircut, Debs. 185 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,857 Uh, New Ian. 186 00:08:09,858 --> 00:08:10,793 New Lip. 187 00:08:12,597 --> 00:08:15,033 You. Yeah. 188 00:08:15,034 --> 00:08:16,302 You alone? 189 00:08:16,303 --> 00:08:18,273 Yeah. 190 00:08:18,274 --> 00:08:19,877 New Fiona. 191 00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:21,947 Oh, no, I don't do three-ways. 192 00:08:21,948 --> 00:08:23,316 Jesus, New Monica. 193 00:08:23,317 --> 00:08:26,122 She's my new daughter, not a three-way. 194 00:08:26,123 --> 00:08:27,492 I'm... 195 00:08:27,493 --> 00:08:29,295 Although we should discuss the three-way thing, 196 00:08:29,296 --> 00:08:30,799 because you're really missing out. 197 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,669 But no, that's not what this is about. 198 00:08:32,670 --> 00:08:34,005 What is it? 199 00:08:34,006 --> 00:08:35,408 You need new parents. 200 00:08:35,409 --> 00:08:36,877 I need new kids. 201 00:08:36,878 --> 00:08:38,581 Grateful kids. Loving kids. 202 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:41,052 Whiskey-drenched cotton candy kids. 203 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:44,927 Not the fucking ingrates that I've raised. 204 00:08:44,928 --> 00:08:46,865 Welcome, new Gallaghers. 205 00:08:48,034 --> 00:08:48,968 Come on. 206 00:08:48,969 --> 00:08:50,103 Give Daddy Frank a hug. 207 00:08:50,104 --> 00:08:51,674 Come on. 208 00:08:51,675 --> 00:08:53,376 Come on. 209 00:08:53,377 --> 00:08:55,214 Come on! We... 210 00:08:55,215 --> 00:08:58,353 Yeah, there you go. 211 00:08:58,354 --> 00:08:59,991 Yeah. 212 00:09:00,993 --> 00:09:02,127 Okay. 213 00:09:02,128 --> 00:09:03,464 Come on, buddy. Can't be late. 214 00:09:03,465 --> 00:09:05,300 Day care's for losers. 215 00:09:05,301 --> 00:09:06,337 Thank you, Frank. 216 00:09:07,573 --> 00:09:09,676 Oh, here. 217 00:09:09,677 --> 00:09:11,346 I'm not violent, Joyalisi. 218 00:09:11,347 --> 00:09:12,716 Just in a hurry. 219 00:09:12,717 --> 00:09:15,320 Her name is Jolayemi. 220 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:16,857 She can call me what she wants. 221 00:09:16,858 --> 00:09:18,828 Oh. 222 00:09:18,829 --> 00:09:20,598 You owe me for the week. 223 00:09:20,599 --> 00:09:22,001 Right. 224 00:09:22,002 --> 00:09:23,538 I'm sorry. I'm a little short. 225 00:09:23,539 --> 00:09:25,107 My Internet business had a slowdown 226 00:09:25,108 --> 00:09:26,677 due to a lack of inventory, 227 00:09:26,678 --> 00:09:28,214 but I'll have it for you tonight. 228 00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:35,528 Okay, thanks. Have a great day. 229 00:09:38,134 --> 00:09:39,235 Luther, what's up? 230 00:09:39,236 --> 00:09:40,738 'Sup? 231 00:09:40,739 --> 00:09:42,274 'Sup is you gave my daughter gonorrhea, 232 00:09:42,275 --> 00:09:43,644 you little shit stain. 233 00:09:43,645 --> 00:09:44,780 - That's what's up. - I did? 234 00:09:44,781 --> 00:09:45,915 Run, Carl! 235 00:09:51,795 --> 00:09:52,996 What the hell? 236 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,849 You better run, Gallagher! 237 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:38,888 What? 238 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:40,692 Worried about Fiona. 239 00:10:40,693 --> 00:10:43,029 I don't know what to say. I keep texting and deleting. 240 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:44,666 - Why worried? - Haven't heard from her. 241 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:46,403 Haven't had time to stop by. It's weird. 242 00:10:46,404 --> 00:10:48,239 I have no idea what's going on in her life. 243 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,976 Well, she's busy fucking strangers. 244 00:10:49,977 --> 00:10:51,480 It's new hobby. Very time-consuming. 245 00:10:53,017 --> 00:10:54,786 Kev is on his way with the ice cream truck. 246 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,523 Titty van, you mean? 247 00:10:56,524 --> 00:10:58,359 He already has seven bookings. 248 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,698 So what, I watch bar, you strip, Kev watches babies? 249 00:11:00,699 --> 00:11:02,702 Be more fun to strip together. 250 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,205 So Kev watches babies behind bar? 251 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:06,008 No, 'cause he wants to drive us around. 252 00:11:06,009 --> 00:11:07,545 Act as a bouncer just in case. 253 00:11:07,546 --> 00:11:08,748 A pimp, you mean. 254 00:11:08,749 --> 00:11:09,883 So who's gonna watch bar? 255 00:11:12,355 --> 00:11:13,892 That's Kev. 256 00:11:18,602 --> 00:11:22,241 Check it out, sister-wives! 257 00:11:22,242 --> 00:11:23,677 We gonna ride around in that? 258 00:11:23,678 --> 00:11:25,848 Right? 259 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,221 Whoo! 260 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,025 You know, my tits are smaller than this. 261 00:11:31,026 --> 00:11:32,429 Our customers won't mind. Hey, pal. 262 00:11:33,799 --> 00:11:36,235 Uh, topless maids that actually clean. 263 00:11:36,236 --> 00:11:37,238 Pass it along. 264 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,743 Where are the kids? 265 00:11:39,744 --> 00:11:40,711 Check it out. 266 00:11:40,712 --> 00:11:41,880 Custom-built. 267 00:11:41,881 --> 00:11:43,384 Are you ready for this? 268 00:11:46,223 --> 00:11:47,124 What do you think? 269 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,193 Is that genius or what? 270 00:11:48,194 --> 00:11:49,361 They love it. 271 00:11:49,362 --> 00:11:50,230 They can't... Look at 'em. 272 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,600 Look at. They love it. 273 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:53,437 What's that smell? 274 00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:55,608 That's not coming from the van. Excuse me, sir. 275 00:11:55,609 --> 00:11:57,177 This is a legitimate business here. 276 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,126 - Whoa! - What the fuck? 277 00:12:05,127 --> 00:12:07,097 No, Lana, Lana! 278 00:12:07,098 --> 00:12:08,132 - Aah! - Stop! 279 00:12:09,403 --> 00:12:11,372 Oh! 280 00:12:11,373 --> 00:12:12,475 - No! - I got... I got... 281 00:12:12,476 --> 00:12:13,544 Shit. 282 00:12:20,492 --> 00:12:22,996 What the fuck is going on here? 283 00:12:27,305 --> 00:12:29,609 This is my father. 284 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:31,613 He's staying with us for a while. 285 00:12:36,624 --> 00:12:38,427 Guy at table eight sent back his burger 286 00:12:38,428 --> 00:12:39,996 and left without paying. 287 00:12:39,997 --> 00:12:42,168 Said it tastes like ketchup-flavored cardboard. 288 00:12:47,011 --> 00:12:48,881 Johnny, come on. 289 00:12:48,882 --> 00:12:50,418 You burn any more of these burgers, 290 00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:52,054 I'm gonna deep fry you. 291 00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:54,659 You get me better meat and I wouldn't have to char it. 292 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:56,463 That shit you bought tastes like freezer burn. 293 00:12:56,464 --> 00:12:58,400 Well, I had to cut costs. Otherwise, we all lose our jobs. 294 00:12:58,401 --> 00:12:59,636 You get what you pay for. 295 00:12:59,637 --> 00:13:00,838 Yeah, well, can't you get creative? 296 00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:02,575 Some new spices or something? 297 00:13:02,576 --> 00:13:04,278 You think you can do my job better than me? 298 00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:05,448 You're welcome to it. 299 00:13:05,449 --> 00:13:08,286 You pick up that attitude in prison? 300 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,289 Hello? 301 00:13:11,494 --> 00:13:12,830 Liam punched him where? 302 00:13:14,165 --> 00:13:16,370 Okay, did he say that he was sorry? 303 00:13:17,973 --> 00:13:20,143 No, I'll come pick him up. 304 00:13:20,144 --> 00:13:22,381 I got to go pick up my kid brother at day care. 305 00:13:22,382 --> 00:13:24,820 Try not to poison anyone while I'm gone. 306 00:13:35,809 --> 00:13:38,012 What, are you gonna eat breakfast off of that floor? 307 00:13:38,013 --> 00:13:39,348 How long have you been here? 308 00:13:39,349 --> 00:13:40,651 Came in early. 309 00:13:40,652 --> 00:13:42,054 Caleb and I broke up. 310 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,158 Need something to fill my time. 311 00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:46,563 Well, the shine's hurting my eyes. 312 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:48,232 Medic 12. First and Indian Heights. 313 00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:49,469 Agitated female. 314 00:13:49,470 --> 00:13:50,938 Tried to run into traffic. 315 00:13:50,939 --> 00:13:53,544 Police have her subdued and cuffed. 316 00:13:53,545 --> 00:13:54,679 That's us. Let's hit it. 317 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,881 Coming. 318 00:13:58,153 --> 00:13:59,989 Come on. Let's go. 319 00:14:01,961 --> 00:14:04,131 Yes! 320 00:14:06,336 --> 00:14:07,638 Yo. 321 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,141 Smells like a brewery in here. 322 00:14:09,142 --> 00:14:11,580 Because that is the smell of victory. 323 00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:12,849 Yes! 324 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:15,588 Yes! 325 00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:16,923 How long's he been playing for? 326 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,994 Uh... about 18 hours. 327 00:14:18,995 --> 00:14:20,029 Jesus. 328 00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:21,365 You guys watch him all night? 329 00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:22,367 I got to piss! 330 00:14:22,368 --> 00:14:23,704 That's you, man. 331 00:14:23,705 --> 00:14:24,939 Yeah? 332 00:14:27,713 --> 00:14:29,716 Hey, so you... you want me to play for you 333 00:14:29,717 --> 00:14:31,553 while you go to the bathroom? 334 00:14:31,554 --> 00:14:33,390 I'm... I'm not bad, but I can't make any promises. 335 00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:38,901 What? 336 00:14:38,902 --> 00:14:40,871 Listen, you're not playing for him. 337 00:14:40,872 --> 00:14:42,875 You're changing his piss bag. 338 00:14:42,876 --> 00:14:44,412 His what? 339 00:14:44,413 --> 00:14:46,149 Well, he's wearing an external catheter. 340 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,256 What the fuck is that? 341 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,060 Well, it's a condom attached to his dick 342 00:14:52,061 --> 00:14:55,701 attached to a tube, and it fills up that bag. 343 00:14:55,702 --> 00:14:56,903 Why? 344 00:14:56,904 --> 00:14:58,407 'Cause that's what champions do. 345 00:15:01,213 --> 00:15:04,219 Look, just change it before it overflows. 346 00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:08,627 Are... are you fucking with me? 347 00:15:08,628 --> 00:15:09,896 Well, it's either that 348 00:15:09,897 --> 00:15:11,900 or you can pull the catheter off his dick 349 00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:14,906 and hold the bottle, and he can piss in it. 350 00:15:14,907 --> 00:15:15,941 You're an intern. 351 00:15:15,942 --> 00:15:17,277 Grunt work is the job, 352 00:15:17,278 --> 00:15:18,714 and I've changed it twice already, so... 353 00:15:18,715 --> 00:15:22,489 I have got to piss! 354 00:15:27,966 --> 00:15:29,067 All right. 355 00:15:51,246 --> 00:15:53,450 Why is he covered in shit, Lana? 356 00:15:53,451 --> 00:15:56,790 He rode into country hiding on cow freighter. 357 00:15:57,793 --> 00:15:58,994 He can't stay with us. 358 00:15:58,995 --> 00:16:00,664 He's covered in tattoos. 359 00:16:00,665 --> 00:16:02,501 Is that a penis fucking a skull? 360 00:16:02,502 --> 00:16:04,606 Kev, he sold her into sex slavery. 361 00:16:06,142 --> 00:16:08,279 Yeah, he can't stay with us. 362 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,348 Tell her. 363 00:16:09,349 --> 00:16:11,318 - Hey, Svet. - Yo. 364 00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:13,457 Uh, he can't stay with us. 365 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,326 Yeah, sorry, we discussed it, 366 00:16:15,327 --> 00:16:17,466 and we just don't think it's a good idea. 367 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,105 So, we live together. 368 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,441 We love together. 369 00:16:22,442 --> 00:16:24,645 We even raise babies together. 370 00:16:24,646 --> 00:16:27,051 But this decision we do not make together? 371 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,156 She's right. 372 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,726 We're just worried about him being 373 00:16:31,727 --> 00:16:33,663 in the house with the babies. 374 00:16:33,664 --> 00:16:35,467 Ah, he's good for babies. Sweet. 375 00:16:35,468 --> 00:16:36,970 He is also good behind bar. 376 00:16:36,971 --> 00:16:38,407 He solves bartender problem 377 00:16:38,408 --> 00:16:40,411 while we go out and do titty van business 378 00:16:40,412 --> 00:16:42,415 so we can save money for college for babies. 379 00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:43,817 You want us to leave our bar with him? 380 00:16:43,818 --> 00:16:44,886 Does he even speak English? 381 00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:46,656 English does not matter. 382 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:47,992 Make drink. Take money. 383 00:16:47,993 --> 00:16:50,163 Hurt people who do not pay money. 384 00:16:50,164 --> 00:16:51,766 I grew up in his bar. 385 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:54,337 Everything I know, I learn from this man. 386 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,394 - I'll go get him some clothes. - Don't you dare leave. 387 00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:09,469 Dude, can you just slow down? 388 00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:10,737 Call said "agitated woman." 389 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,173 Agitated is code for mentally ill. 390 00:17:12,174 --> 00:17:13,810 The cops already have her cuffed. 391 00:17:13,811 --> 00:17:15,981 - She can't do any more damage. - She's suffering. 392 00:17:15,982 --> 00:17:18,185 Well, Jesus, we're not gonna be able to help her 393 00:17:18,186 --> 00:17:19,388 if you kill us first. 394 00:17:19,389 --> 00:17:20,657 Almost there. 395 00:17:25,668 --> 00:17:26,903 You burst your stitches again? 396 00:17:26,904 --> 00:17:28,707 What the hell did you do to me? 397 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:30,911 Excuse me, but he has his finger up my ass. 398 00:17:30,912 --> 00:17:33,015 Take a seat in the waiting room. I'll be with you in a minute. 399 00:17:33,016 --> 00:17:35,119 - The gonorrhea? - What? 400 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,123 You gave me gonorrhea! 401 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,695 - Jesus. - I didn't give him gonorrhea. 402 00:17:39,696 --> 00:17:41,599 I gave him a circumcision. 403 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,403 He's a little old for that, isn't he? 404 00:17:43,404 --> 00:17:44,405 That's what I said! 405 00:17:44,406 --> 00:17:45,641 All right. I've seen TV. 406 00:17:45,642 --> 00:17:46,943 I know how you can get infections 407 00:17:46,944 --> 00:17:48,279 from these surgeries. 408 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,582 Why do you think you have gonorrhea? 409 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,984 You have swollen glands? 410 00:17:50,985 --> 00:17:52,488 A discharge? 411 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,157 No, but my girlfriend has it, 412 00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:56,829 and her dad wants to kill me, and the dude's a cop! 413 00:17:56,830 --> 00:17:58,098 Okay. First things first. 414 00:17:58,099 --> 00:18:01,574 Let's run a test. Hop up on the table. 415 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,859 That's not the hole it goes in. 416 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:14,865 Whenever you consider not using a condom, 417 00:18:14,866 --> 00:18:17,103 remember this pain. 418 00:18:17,104 --> 00:18:19,475 Aah! 419 00:18:19,476 --> 00:18:20,309 Barkeep! 420 00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:22,046 Six bloody marys. 421 00:18:22,047 --> 00:18:23,382 Hold the mary. Here we go. 422 00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:25,286 I hate bloody marys. 423 00:18:25,287 --> 00:18:28,292 Tomato juice prevents scurvy, and beggars can't be choosers. 424 00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:29,930 Put your stuff over there. 425 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,239 Who's this? 426 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,076 Svetlana's father. 427 00:18:37,077 --> 00:18:38,780 Welcome, comrade. 428 00:18:38,781 --> 00:18:41,184 I'm Frank Gallagher. Me and my kids drink for free. 429 00:18:41,185 --> 00:18:42,588 Also, we're gonna be staying 430 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,592 in the apartment upstairs for a while. 431 00:18:44,593 --> 00:18:46,829 If Kevin were here, he'd sign off on that 432 00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:48,365 because he once tried to kill me 433 00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:51,104 and he would like to avoid prison. 434 00:18:55,213 --> 00:18:56,716 Also, assuming you're a communist, 435 00:18:56,717 --> 00:19:00,322 you understand the rich helping out the poor. 436 00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:08,238 So I'll just need those drinks. 437 00:19:08,239 --> 00:19:09,842 Not for the kids. 438 00:19:09,843 --> 00:19:12,582 No alcohol for the kids. They drink virgin marys. 439 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,254 And the key, 440 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:19,863 which Kev keeps in the register right there. 441 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,136 Sprechen sie English? 442 00:19:29,783 --> 00:19:32,488 Christ on a cracker, Russians are strong. 443 00:19:32,489 --> 00:19:34,892 - Are you okay, Daddy Frank? - Course I am. 444 00:19:34,893 --> 00:19:36,896 Ah. My spirit is like a cockroach. 445 00:19:36,897 --> 00:19:38,666 It can't be crushed. 446 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,537 My back's a little weaker than my spirit. 447 00:19:40,538 --> 00:19:42,006 Come on, kids. 448 00:19:42,007 --> 00:19:44,010 Let's go dumpster diving behind the donut shop. 449 00:19:44,011 --> 00:19:45,413 - No. No! - We're hungry. 450 00:19:45,414 --> 00:19:47,083 I said I will provide. 451 00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:49,020 I-I-I will provide. 452 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,891 Help me up. 453 00:19:50,892 --> 00:19:53,195 I know a joint. 454 00:19:53,196 --> 00:19:54,765 Great pancakes. Shitty service. 455 00:19:54,766 --> 00:19:56,334 Cunty manager. 456 00:19:56,335 --> 00:19:58,372 We'll get food there. 457 00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:04,785 Ma'am, I need you to calm down. 458 00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,288 Why aren't you listening to me? 459 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,624 Let me go! Let me go! 460 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:08,960 He's coming for me! 461 00:20:08,961 --> 00:20:10,797 - I have to go! - Kaylee Jones. 462 00:20:10,798 --> 00:20:13,068 She ran into traffic. Said the demon was chasing her. 463 00:20:13,069 --> 00:20:14,939 History of schizophrenia, but no violent crimes, 464 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:17,445 so I'd rather not book her if I can avoid it. 465 00:20:18,581 --> 00:20:20,249 All right, Kaylee. Kaylee. 466 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,752 I'm Ian. Where's the demon now? 467 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:22,888 He's coming! Please! 468 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,224 Then we better keep you safe. 469 00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:25,493 I can do that, 470 00:20:25,494 --> 00:20:27,063 but you have to trust me, Kaylee. 471 00:20:27,064 --> 00:20:28,399 - Can you do that? - He's coming! 472 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,135 I know. 473 00:20:30,136 --> 00:20:32,642 Demons have been after me before too. 474 00:20:36,115 --> 00:20:37,484 All right. 475 00:20:37,485 --> 00:20:38,987 You just have to get to the ambulance, 476 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,824 and then you're safe, all right, Kaylee? 477 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,360 All right, you can do that, right? 478 00:20:42,361 --> 00:20:44,298 - Mm-hmm. - Good, let's go. 479 00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:48,439 It's okay. 480 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,274 It's all right. 481 00:20:49,275 --> 00:20:50,310 I'm here. 482 00:20:57,425 --> 00:20:59,628 OMG, your bag is to die. 483 00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:00,964 Oh, thank you. 484 00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:02,434 It's a limited edition. 485 00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:03,636 Oh, clearly. 486 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,440 Is there anything I can help you with? 487 00:21:05,441 --> 00:21:09,113 Um... well, Harry's only six months old, 488 00:21:09,114 --> 00:21:11,919 but she's already wearing clothes for 18 months. 489 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,190 Do you have this cashmere sweater in a larger size? 490 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:17,129 I think I do in the back. Love her name, by the way. 491 00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:18,031 It's so retro. 492 00:21:18,032 --> 00:21:18,968 Thank you. 493 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,410 I just want to know how long he's gonna stay. 494 00:21:40,411 --> 00:21:42,848 He kept roof over my head and borsch in my bowl 495 00:21:42,849 --> 00:21:45,252 until I was ten years old, ready to work on corner. 496 00:21:45,253 --> 00:21:46,522 For this, I owe him. 497 00:21:46,523 --> 00:21:48,325 I also owe him the money he spent 498 00:21:48,326 --> 00:21:49,661 to smuggle me into country. 499 00:21:49,662 --> 00:21:51,465 You owe him the money he paid smugglers 500 00:21:51,466 --> 00:21:53,469 so you could be a sex slave in America? 501 00:21:53,470 --> 00:21:56,041 This is land of free, home of brave. 502 00:21:56,042 --> 00:21:58,980 And if he had not smuggled me, I would not have met you 503 00:21:58,981 --> 00:22:00,884 and become happy wedded thrupple bliss. 504 00:22:00,885 --> 00:22:02,454 - She's got a point. - Shut up, Kev! 505 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,223 I'm just saying, if I had a dad, 506 00:22:04,224 --> 00:22:05,560 I would forgive a lot too. 507 00:22:05,561 --> 00:22:07,697 - You know what... - Enough! 508 00:22:07,698 --> 00:22:08,633 We strip now. 509 00:22:08,634 --> 00:22:10,404 Pimp, watch babies. 510 00:22:19,722 --> 00:22:20,990 Hi. 511 00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:23,830 Uh, sorry, but, uh... 512 00:22:23,831 --> 00:22:25,199 can you move your van? 513 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,002 I live right over there, 514 00:22:27,003 --> 00:22:28,573 and I have some little kids 515 00:22:28,574 --> 00:22:30,175 who are about to come out and play in the yard. 516 00:22:30,176 --> 00:22:31,745 And? 517 00:22:31,746 --> 00:22:35,753 And, uh, your van is very graphic. 518 00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:37,089 It's pornographic, really. 519 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:39,227 Oh, thank you. Those are my wives. 520 00:22:39,228 --> 00:22:40,763 - Well, lucky you. - Mm-hmm. 521 00:22:40,764 --> 00:22:43,769 Uh, my wife... I just have the one... 522 00:22:43,770 --> 00:22:45,205 Highly emotional woman. 523 00:22:45,206 --> 00:22:47,143 And if my five and seven-year-old sons 524 00:22:47,144 --> 00:22:49,213 are exposed to pornography for the first time 525 00:22:49,214 --> 00:22:51,184 while playing in our yard... 526 00:22:51,185 --> 00:22:53,321 She's just likely to cry until I agree to move 527 00:22:53,322 --> 00:22:54,992 to an even more expensive neighborhood. 528 00:22:54,993 --> 00:22:56,361 Look, man, you tell your wife 529 00:22:56,362 --> 00:22:57,564 this is a legitimate business, 530 00:22:57,565 --> 00:22:59,000 and under the 14th amendment, 531 00:22:59,001 --> 00:23:01,405 we have every right to exercise our right 532 00:23:01,406 --> 00:23:03,208 to free speech and show boobs. 533 00:23:03,209 --> 00:23:06,214 The 14th amendment abolished slavery. 534 00:23:06,215 --> 00:23:07,851 God damn right it did. 535 00:23:07,852 --> 00:23:09,855 Good thing too, because one of my wives is black, 536 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,291 and the other one was a slave. 537 00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:12,761 Dude, what the hell are you talking about? 538 00:23:12,762 --> 00:23:13,763 Oh, good, thanks a lot. 539 00:23:13,764 --> 00:23:15,065 Now you woke up my kids. 540 00:23:15,066 --> 00:23:17,804 - Look, all right? - Shh, shh, shh. 541 00:23:17,805 --> 00:23:19,140 Please. 542 00:23:19,141 --> 00:23:20,610 I'm begging you. 543 00:23:20,611 --> 00:23:23,216 Father to father. Husband to husband. 544 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:26,623 Oh, man. 545 00:23:29,562 --> 00:23:32,166 I'll pull the van around the block. 546 00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:33,403 Hey, you, uh... 547 00:23:34,806 --> 00:23:37,410 Want a business card, just in case, uh... 548 00:23:37,411 --> 00:23:39,816 your wife goes out of town or something? 549 00:23:50,771 --> 00:23:52,941 Please, I can't breathe. 550 00:23:52,942 --> 00:23:54,945 I will not let the demon near you, Kaylee. 551 00:23:54,946 --> 00:23:56,247 I promise. 552 00:23:56,248 --> 00:23:58,452 I can't move. Please undo them. 553 00:23:58,453 --> 00:24:01,090 I'm not supposed to do that. 554 00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:03,429 Please. Please. They're hurting me. 555 00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:05,566 It's gonna be okay. All right? 556 00:24:05,567 --> 00:24:08,004 You're okay. 557 00:24:08,005 --> 00:24:10,176 It hurts. 558 00:24:13,282 --> 00:24:14,351 Ian! 559 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:19,628 - She's gonna be okay. - It is not protocol. 560 00:24:19,629 --> 00:24:20,630 Please help me. 561 00:24:20,631 --> 00:24:22,701 Take a deep breath, Kaylee. 562 00:24:22,702 --> 00:24:23,637 All right? 563 00:24:25,373 --> 00:24:28,044 - I'm gonna open them. - No, God damn it, Gallagher! 564 00:24:28,045 --> 00:24:29,347 She's fine, Sue! 565 00:24:29,348 --> 00:24:30,683 - Watch the road, all right? - No... 566 00:24:30,684 --> 00:24:32,019 She's fine. You're all right, right? 567 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:34,290 - Oh, yes, yes. - All right. 568 00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:35,560 Yeah, look. You're okay. 569 00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:36,628 - Thank you. - Okay. 570 00:24:36,629 --> 00:24:37,630 Ian! 571 00:24:37,631 --> 00:24:38,699 See? She's fine. 572 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:39,868 Jesus... 573 00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:41,070 Kaylee! 574 00:24:44,545 --> 00:24:45,881 Oh, my God. 575 00:24:50,524 --> 00:24:53,194 When is the last time someone ordered liver and onions? 576 00:24:53,195 --> 00:24:54,598 Just that old dude. 577 00:24:54,599 --> 00:24:56,334 Comes in Tuesdays for the early bird. 578 00:24:56,335 --> 00:24:58,271 Sorry, old dude. 579 00:24:58,272 --> 00:25:00,877 So you can spend money on this camel toe I'm forced to wear, 580 00:25:00,878 --> 00:25:02,881 but the liver and onions is just too much? 581 00:25:02,882 --> 00:25:03,949 Uniforms bring in business. 582 00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:05,318 Liver and onions don't. 583 00:25:07,892 --> 00:25:10,295 - Table for seven, please. - No, I'm sorry, I don't... 584 00:25:10,296 --> 00:25:11,799 - Out! - There's a booth open. 585 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,636 - Come on, kids. - Out. 586 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,873 - Come on, kids... I got it. - Dad! Mommy! 587 00:25:15,874 --> 00:25:17,477 - Hey! - Aww! 588 00:25:17,478 --> 00:25:18,979 She's not your mother, Liam. 589 00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:20,516 Water is thicker than blood these days. 590 00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:22,587 Yeah, and thanks to your influence, Frank, 591 00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:24,591 Liam is no longer welcome at day care. 592 00:25:24,592 --> 00:25:27,362 He punched a kid in the balls and called him a gringo. 593 00:25:27,363 --> 00:25:28,699 Okay, son. Glad to hear it. 594 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,101 Give 'em hell. 595 00:25:30,102 --> 00:25:31,939 - What's your name? - It's... 596 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:33,374 Uh, this is New Carl. 597 00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:35,947 And that's New Ian and New Lip, 598 00:25:35,948 --> 00:25:38,452 and this cute one right here is New Debbie. 599 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,855 Can't I be New Dan? 600 00:25:39,856 --> 00:25:40,857 There's no Dan. 601 00:25:40,858 --> 00:25:42,259 I'm hungry. 602 00:25:42,260 --> 00:25:44,096 I'm sorry, but you can't eat here 603 00:25:44,097 --> 00:25:45,933 unless somebody shows me some money. 604 00:25:45,934 --> 00:25:47,035 How about this? 605 00:25:47,036 --> 00:25:48,706 Oh. Perfect. 606 00:25:48,707 --> 00:25:51,545 Mrs. Wilson. 607 00:25:51,546 --> 00:25:53,816 Let me just take care of that for you. 608 00:25:53,817 --> 00:25:55,318 - Oh! - Ah, come on. 609 00:25:55,319 --> 00:25:57,524 You're a heartless little twat, aren't you? 610 00:25:57,525 --> 00:25:59,594 Almost positive I'm not. 611 00:25:59,595 --> 00:26:00,997 I got money. 612 00:26:00,998 --> 00:26:03,268 Took it all from teacher's purse. 613 00:26:03,269 --> 00:26:04,270 You what? 614 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:06,173 Just like I taught you! 615 00:26:06,174 --> 00:26:08,111 Okay, can we get some food for my... 616 00:26:08,112 --> 00:26:09,514 - No, Frank. - Hungry... 617 00:26:09,515 --> 00:26:11,017 - You all stink. - Formerly homeless... 618 00:26:11,018 --> 00:26:13,087 And six bucks won't even cover coffee. 619 00:26:13,088 --> 00:26:14,424 Okay, kids. 620 00:26:14,425 --> 00:26:16,027 As we discussed. One, two, three, go. 621 00:26:17,932 --> 00:26:19,601 - We're starving! - She's gonna throw up. 622 00:26:19,602 --> 00:26:20,736 Where's the bathroom? 623 00:26:20,737 --> 00:26:22,105 We've been doing drugs. 624 00:26:22,106 --> 00:26:24,243 She's sick. So go throw up. 625 00:26:24,244 --> 00:26:25,378 Um, okay. 626 00:26:25,379 --> 00:26:28,752 Fine. Fine. Just shut up! 627 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,558 - There we go. - No, none for the adults. 628 00:26:31,559 --> 00:26:34,397 - Bitch. - You tell her, New Fiona. 629 00:26:34,398 --> 00:26:35,299 That's New Fiona? 630 00:26:37,103 --> 00:26:38,906 - If the bra fits... - Okay. 631 00:26:38,907 --> 00:26:41,310 Out, or I swear to God, I'm gonna call the cops. 632 00:26:41,311 --> 00:26:42,814 You wouldn't. 633 00:26:42,815 --> 00:26:45,653 - Here I go. - Wait. 634 00:26:45,654 --> 00:26:48,358 - You'd call the cops? - Uh-huh. 635 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:49,928 What kind of a Gallagher are you? 636 00:26:49,929 --> 00:26:51,263 I'm not a Gallagher. 637 00:26:51,264 --> 00:26:54,303 You disowned me, remember? 638 00:26:54,304 --> 00:26:56,575 You just keep ripping my bones out, don't you? 639 00:26:56,576 --> 00:26:58,445 Out. 640 00:26:58,446 --> 00:27:00,048 Come on, kids. 641 00:27:00,049 --> 00:27:01,618 Leave it. 642 00:27:04,825 --> 00:27:06,294 Hello? 643 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,771 Ian what? Where? 644 00:27:13,342 --> 00:27:15,012 Oh, shit. 645 00:27:16,849 --> 00:27:18,452 Yeah. 646 00:27:18,453 --> 00:27:19,655 Yeah, I'll be there. 647 00:27:21,793 --> 00:27:23,294 Sierra. I got a situation. 648 00:27:23,295 --> 00:27:24,831 Can I borrow your car? 649 00:27:24,832 --> 00:27:27,035 - Yeah. - I'm leaving you in charge. 650 00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:28,472 Text me if there's a problem, 651 00:27:28,473 --> 00:27:30,008 and I'll talk you through it, okay? 652 00:27:30,009 --> 00:27:33,015 Uh, are the asses in the window gonna be a problem? 653 00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:35,953 Oh, Jesus. 654 00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:39,828 Cops are on their way, Frank. 655 00:27:39,829 --> 00:27:42,700 Guess I'll be adding public nudity to my complaint. 656 00:27:42,701 --> 00:27:44,336 Traitor! 657 00:27:44,337 --> 00:27:47,309 Who do I got to blow to get a meal around here? 658 00:27:47,310 --> 00:27:49,647 You don't need to blow anyone. 659 00:27:49,648 --> 00:27:50,816 Listen... 660 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,524 Ask... 661 00:27:54,525 --> 00:27:55,926 and Daddy Frank will provide. 662 00:27:55,927 --> 00:27:57,262 - Follow me. - Where? 663 00:27:58,633 --> 00:28:01,605 To the best free chocolate chip cookie 664 00:28:01,606 --> 00:28:02,974 in the Upper Midwest. 665 00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:04,309 Come on. 666 00:28:06,516 --> 00:28:08,017 In Russia, family is family. 667 00:28:08,018 --> 00:28:09,386 We aren't used to parents 668 00:28:09,387 --> 00:28:10,890 seeing their children as sex objects. 669 00:28:10,891 --> 00:28:12,894 Oh, your husband fucked your mother to make babies. 670 00:28:12,895 --> 00:28:14,464 You want to ride on high horse? 671 00:28:14,465 --> 00:28:15,733 I have two daughters. 672 00:28:15,734 --> 00:28:17,002 You don't see how that might worry me? 673 00:28:17,003 --> 00:28:18,405 He will not be interested in baby girls 674 00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:20,041 until they reach at least ten years old. 675 00:28:20,042 --> 00:28:21,377 You don't see how that's disturbing? 676 00:28:21,378 --> 00:28:23,014 - Oh! - Put your boobs away fast. 677 00:28:23,015 --> 00:28:23,849 Babies are in the truck. 678 00:28:23,850 --> 00:28:25,553 We're not done. 679 00:28:25,554 --> 00:28:27,155 No, I know, but it turns out we can make way more money 680 00:28:27,156 --> 00:28:29,092 by driving the truck around and just parking it. 681 00:28:29,093 --> 00:28:30,028 Come on. 682 00:28:30,029 --> 00:28:31,197 Oh, sir, no, uh, charge 683 00:28:31,198 --> 00:28:32,600 for lack of completion. 684 00:28:48,365 --> 00:28:50,502 Help yourself to a cookie and have a look around. 685 00:28:50,503 --> 00:28:51,972 Take all the time you need. 686 00:28:51,973 --> 00:28:53,374 I'm here to answer any questions you may have. 687 00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:54,711 Hey, kids, you heard her! 688 00:28:54,712 --> 00:28:56,146 - Help yourselves! - Frank Gallagher. 689 00:28:56,147 --> 00:28:58,017 You working with a realtor this time, 690 00:28:58,018 --> 00:28:59,487 or you just here for the baked goods? 691 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,223 No, I'm my own salesman, 692 00:29:01,224 --> 00:29:03,160 so no need of a real estate agent, 693 00:29:03,161 --> 00:29:05,399 but thanks for asking, Sylvie. 694 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,570 She's a shark, this one. 695 00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:09,172 I hope you know how to negotiate. 696 00:29:10,877 --> 00:29:12,513 Mmm, too bad you're not as good a realtor 697 00:29:12,514 --> 00:29:13,849 as you are a baker. 698 00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:16,053 You've got your cookies. On your way now. 699 00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:17,857 Let me just show you the master bathroom. 700 00:29:17,858 --> 00:29:19,259 Oh, oh, oh. 701 00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:21,297 Make sure you show them where Mrs. Kevitz died. 702 00:29:21,298 --> 00:29:23,134 How long was it before they found her? 703 00:29:23,135 --> 00:29:23,969 A week? Two? Oh. 704 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,406 It was months ago. 705 00:29:25,407 --> 00:29:27,643 She died of old age, peacefully, at home, in bed. 706 00:29:27,644 --> 00:29:29,447 It's what we all wish for, isn't it? 707 00:29:29,448 --> 00:29:31,818 It's... it's hard to believe that you got the smell out. 708 00:29:31,819 --> 00:29:33,789 It must've been a lot of air freshener. 709 00:29:33,790 --> 00:29:35,058 Her nephew lives overseas. 710 00:29:35,059 --> 00:29:36,661 Very motivated to sell. 711 00:29:36,662 --> 00:29:37,897 So, the master bathroom. 712 00:29:37,898 --> 00:29:39,132 It needs a little work, 713 00:29:39,133 --> 00:29:41,972 but there's lots of potential there. 714 00:29:41,973 --> 00:29:43,810 - Nice to meet you two. - Mm-hmm. 715 00:29:46,415 --> 00:29:49,119 Is this gonna be our new house, Daddy Frank? 716 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,690 Ha-ha. 717 00:29:52,326 --> 00:29:55,131 You know, New Debbie, that's not a bad idea. 718 00:29:56,869 --> 00:29:58,705 - I get the biggest bedroom! - Dibs on the shower! 719 00:29:58,706 --> 00:30:00,542 What? Hey. 720 00:30:03,215 --> 00:30:05,519 What do you think, Moni? 721 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,525 Home sweet homeless shelter. 722 00:30:08,526 --> 00:30:10,295 Yeah? 723 00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:15,472 Fuck me, I need a break. 724 00:30:15,473 --> 00:30:16,841 Only break for you 725 00:30:16,842 --> 00:30:19,079 is the record you're about to break, brah! 726 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,852 Whoo! 727 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,563 Hey, uh, let's replenish his food, all right? 728 00:30:27,564 --> 00:30:29,367 Yeah, you know where the kitchen is. 729 00:30:32,173 --> 00:30:34,009 Hey. 730 00:30:34,010 --> 00:30:35,579 Hey, what's the hell, man? 731 00:30:35,580 --> 00:30:37,082 I'm not a fuckin' slave. 732 00:30:37,083 --> 00:30:38,885 Okay, I'm supposed to be learning something. 733 00:30:38,886 --> 00:30:41,391 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 734 00:30:41,392 --> 00:30:42,225 All right, listen. 735 00:30:42,226 --> 00:30:43,895 I have a Rhodes scholar, 736 00:30:43,896 --> 00:30:45,899 an MIT valedictorian, 737 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:47,436 and a chick with a great ass 738 00:30:47,437 --> 00:30:49,039 and a master's degree from Carnegie Mellon 739 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,878 who all want this internship. 740 00:30:51,879 --> 00:30:53,482 The only reason you're here 741 00:30:53,483 --> 00:30:55,686 is because Youens let me take my particle physics final 742 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,923 after I slept through it the first time. 743 00:30:57,924 --> 00:31:01,330 Now, your attitude sucks. 744 00:31:01,331 --> 00:31:04,202 And I am this close to using whatever little power I have 745 00:31:04,203 --> 00:31:07,375 in this position to get rid of you. 746 00:31:07,376 --> 00:31:09,280 Do you want that? 747 00:31:11,752 --> 00:31:13,188 Just think about it. 748 00:31:26,314 --> 00:31:28,452 Hey! Shoes off the bed! 749 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:30,490 Get dressed! 750 00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:34,997 You've had your fun, Frank. Now, get out! 751 00:31:34,998 --> 00:31:37,937 I'm afraid you're gonna have to be the one to leave, Sylvie. 752 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:39,339 I got a lease. 753 00:31:39,340 --> 00:31:41,578 I went behind your back and contacted the owner. 754 00:31:41,579 --> 00:31:43,682 No, you most certainly did not. 755 00:31:43,683 --> 00:31:45,819 - Prove it. - You prove it. 756 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,357 One year with an option to buy. 757 00:31:48,358 --> 00:31:49,927 You can't smoke in here. 758 00:31:49,928 --> 00:31:52,066 Oh, come on. 759 00:31:53,068 --> 00:31:54,437 Hey, kids! 760 00:31:54,438 --> 00:31:57,410 I need you to show Miss Sylvie the door. 761 00:31:58,412 --> 00:31:59,614 You sick bastard. 762 00:31:59,615 --> 00:32:01,718 Using these kids for your own selfish... 763 00:32:01,719 --> 00:32:02,720 Ow! 764 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:07,563 I'll be back! With the police! 765 00:32:07,564 --> 00:32:09,099 You stay here with the kids. 766 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:11,003 Don't leave, no matter what. 767 00:32:11,004 --> 00:32:12,439 - Don't leave. - Okay, okay, okay. 768 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,508 I'll be back. 769 00:32:13,509 --> 00:32:15,144 Where you going, Daddy Frank? 770 00:32:15,145 --> 00:32:18,183 There's power in numbers, new and improved Gallaghers. 771 00:32:18,184 --> 00:32:20,187 Lock the door behind me. 772 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,628 Use force to hold our position, if necessary. 773 00:32:23,629 --> 00:32:24,865 Mm. 774 00:32:25,867 --> 00:32:28,538 Please. Please. 775 00:32:28,539 --> 00:32:29,608 One, two... 776 00:32:31,277 --> 00:32:33,448 I'm sorry. It was a judgment call. 777 00:32:33,449 --> 00:32:37,355 You took the restraints off a schizophrenic en route? 778 00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:39,059 You are lucky she isn't dead. 779 00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:40,395 It was a mistake. 780 00:32:40,396 --> 00:32:41,497 I won't make it again. 781 00:32:41,498 --> 00:32:44,035 You sure as shit won't. 782 00:32:44,036 --> 00:32:47,409 I'm gonna cover for your ass this time. 783 00:32:47,410 --> 00:32:50,314 - But I need you to watch this. - Rita, I'm taking my meds. 784 00:32:50,315 --> 00:32:52,486 You want to keep your job, Gallagher? 785 00:32:52,487 --> 00:32:55,157 Shut up and watch this. 786 00:32:58,164 --> 00:33:00,502 Ian, if Rita's telling you to go home, 787 00:33:00,503 --> 00:33:02,473 you need to listen. 788 00:33:02,474 --> 00:33:04,977 Even if it seems unfair. Even if you're feeling great. 789 00:33:04,978 --> 00:33:07,181 You made a promise to Rita that no matter what, 790 00:33:07,182 --> 00:33:08,718 if she thinks you're off your game, 791 00:33:08,719 --> 00:33:10,489 you're gonna go home, so go. 792 00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:12,158 Right now. Don't fight her. 793 00:33:12,159 --> 00:33:13,828 I'm serious. Just go. 794 00:33:13,829 --> 00:33:16,233 All right? Go! 795 00:33:16,234 --> 00:33:19,239 Come on, Ian. I'll drive you home. 796 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,742 What are you doing here? 797 00:33:20,743 --> 00:33:21,978 She's your emergency contact. 798 00:33:21,979 --> 00:33:23,347 Well, I'm not having an emergency! 799 00:33:23,348 --> 00:33:24,417 I disagree. 800 00:33:24,418 --> 00:33:27,188 Rita, I'm not manic, okay? 801 00:33:27,189 --> 00:33:30,327 You drove way too fast on the way. 802 00:33:30,328 --> 00:33:32,265 You scrubbed the rig three hours before work. 803 00:33:32,266 --> 00:33:34,370 Woody had just cleaned it last night. 804 00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:40,181 You were making breakfast in the middle of the night, Ian. 805 00:33:40,182 --> 00:33:41,684 Your meds can go out of balance 806 00:33:41,685 --> 00:33:43,086 when you go through a high-stress thing 807 00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:44,790 like a break-up. 808 00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:47,797 Just take the week off and... And go to a doctor. 809 00:33:55,413 --> 00:33:56,748 - Okay. - Good. 810 00:34:08,606 --> 00:34:10,174 Do you need any other sizes? 811 00:34:10,175 --> 00:34:13,448 Um, yeah, I'd love to see the, um, jeans 812 00:34:13,449 --> 00:34:15,719 and, uh, pink sweater in the next size up, please. 813 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,288 Still working on losing the baby weight. 814 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:19,460 Oh, I know. It's just the worst. 815 00:34:19,461 --> 00:34:21,062 Take your time. I'll be right back. 816 00:34:21,063 --> 00:34:22,064 Thank you. 817 00:34:34,123 --> 00:34:35,725 Been texting you. 818 00:34:35,726 --> 00:34:37,396 Jeez, Carl. You scared me. 819 00:34:37,397 --> 00:34:39,633 Yeah, well, your pops tried to kill me this morning. 820 00:34:39,634 --> 00:34:41,169 Yeah? Probably best to avoid him. 821 00:34:41,170 --> 00:34:43,073 I'm so sorry. 822 00:34:43,074 --> 00:34:45,077 I don't know how I possibly could've gotten gonorrhea. 823 00:34:45,078 --> 00:34:46,814 You better get out of here. 824 00:34:46,815 --> 00:34:48,585 - My dad'll be home soon. - Wait, so that's it? 825 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,522 You're just gonna ride off on the bike I bought you? 826 00:34:50,523 --> 00:34:52,527 I cut the tip of my dick off for you. 827 00:34:55,231 --> 00:34:57,235 Dom! I love you! 828 00:35:07,890 --> 00:35:09,059 Yeah? 829 00:35:17,677 --> 00:35:21,450 Hey, your little pixie tribe's in there trashing the place. 830 00:35:21,451 --> 00:35:24,022 Total shit show. 831 00:35:24,023 --> 00:35:25,458 Ma'am, I understand. 832 00:35:25,459 --> 00:35:26,460 I'm gonna get you your right order. 833 00:35:26,461 --> 00:35:27,462 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. 834 00:35:27,463 --> 00:35:28,765 What... what's going on? 835 00:35:28,766 --> 00:35:29,967 - I... - This has mold in it. 836 00:35:29,968 --> 00:35:31,837 Ow! 837 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:33,006 Okay, stop. 838 00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:34,510 - Burn. - Stop, stop, stop. 839 00:35:34,511 --> 00:35:35,712 - What's happening? - Johnny walked out. 840 00:35:35,713 --> 00:35:37,014 We couldn't reach you, 841 00:35:37,015 --> 00:35:38,551 and we tried calling that guy Chad, 842 00:35:38,552 --> 00:35:40,154 but he doesn't pick up his phone. 843 00:35:40,155 --> 00:35:41,156 Okay, oh, fuck. Okay, go... go back to the floor, 844 00:35:41,157 --> 00:35:42,559 and I'll handle this. 845 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,295 Uh, offer free drinks, and tell everyone 846 00:35:44,296 --> 00:35:45,865 we're just doing the cold menu right now. 847 00:35:45,866 --> 00:35:47,334 Salads and sandwiches. 848 00:35:47,335 --> 00:35:48,639 Salads and sandwiches. 849 00:35:49,574 --> 00:35:50,809 What's going on? 850 00:35:50,810 --> 00:35:53,180 Uh, I had a... Uh, the cook quit 851 00:35:53,181 --> 00:35:55,184 in the middle of the lunch rush, but I'm handling it. 852 00:35:55,185 --> 00:35:56,620 Adam, hi. 853 00:35:56,621 --> 00:35:58,458 Uh, I need you to come in right now. 854 00:35:58,459 --> 00:36:00,194 I'm saying pretty please. 855 00:36:00,195 --> 00:36:01,631 Okay, thanks. 856 00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:06,507 Chad, you want to help? 857 00:36:06,508 --> 00:36:08,678 Grab an apron. Start making a BLT. 858 00:36:08,679 --> 00:36:12,620 Otherwise, get out of my way, and you can yell at me later. 859 00:36:33,094 --> 00:36:34,429 You're leaving? 860 00:36:34,430 --> 00:36:36,266 Uh, yeah. Sorry, nothing fit. 861 00:36:36,267 --> 00:36:37,101 Bummer. 862 00:36:37,102 --> 00:36:38,270 Well, could I tempt you 863 00:36:38,271 --> 00:36:39,840 with this new white-gold baby cuff? 864 00:36:39,841 --> 00:36:41,176 Just got it in this weekend. 865 00:36:41,177 --> 00:36:42,278 Cute, uh, maybe next week... 866 00:36:42,279 --> 00:36:43,614 Could you have taken any longer? 867 00:36:43,615 --> 00:36:44,550 That's her. She's stealing. 868 00:36:44,551 --> 00:36:45,919 What? 869 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,221 I'm not stupid like your baby's name. 870 00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:49,793 I'm saying if you're in over your head... 871 00:36:49,794 --> 00:36:51,630 I'm not. 872 00:36:51,631 --> 00:36:53,634 You can't leave the diner unattended during busy hours. 873 00:36:53,635 --> 00:36:54,503 I understand. 874 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:55,638 Look, I need assurance 875 00:36:55,639 --> 00:36:57,174 that this will never happen again. 876 00:36:57,175 --> 00:36:59,045 Look, I have to take shit every day, all day, 877 00:36:59,046 --> 00:37:01,483 from a high-school dropout who could buy and sell me, 878 00:37:01,484 --> 00:37:02,886 'cause that's my job. 879 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,890 I don't have time to also do yours. 880 00:37:04,891 --> 00:37:06,660 Margo's a high-school dropout? 881 00:37:06,661 --> 00:37:08,898 That is so not my point. 882 00:37:08,899 --> 00:37:10,835 Sorry that I wasted your time. 883 00:37:10,836 --> 00:37:12,439 It won't happen again. 884 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,742 Do better. 885 00:37:28,805 --> 00:37:29,974 Hello? 886 00:37:31,711 --> 00:37:33,948 You have got to be kidding me. 887 00:37:33,949 --> 00:37:34,983 No. 888 00:37:34,984 --> 00:37:36,988 No, I-I cannot come right now. 889 00:37:38,124 --> 00:37:40,596 No, no, don't call the police. 890 00:37:43,902 --> 00:37:45,906 Uh, yes, I'll be right there. 891 00:37:52,085 --> 00:37:54,089 The Container Store! 892 00:37:55,759 --> 00:37:57,696 They're closing this shelter, shutting it down, 893 00:37:57,697 --> 00:37:59,298 not even bothering to replace it, 894 00:37:59,299 --> 00:38:03,641 so they can bring in a... The Container Store! 895 00:38:03,642 --> 00:38:07,081 A whole building that used to house human beings 896 00:38:07,082 --> 00:38:09,285 will now be dedicated to selling things to people 897 00:38:09,286 --> 00:38:11,055 who own so much stuff, 898 00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:13,259 they can't contain it themselves, 899 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:15,598 so they need the help of a store. 900 00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:17,902 Well, I, for one, 901 00:38:17,903 --> 00:38:19,171 am not waiting for them to 902 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:21,175 close this shelter at the end of the week, 903 00:38:21,176 --> 00:38:24,649 and I am not wandering on foot for 20 miles 904 00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:26,987 to find my way to another shit hole 905 00:38:26,988 --> 00:38:29,826 that they'll close next week to open a box store 906 00:38:29,827 --> 00:38:32,532 or um... a paper store, 907 00:38:32,533 --> 00:38:35,638 a bag store, or a goddamn pet store! 908 00:38:36,941 --> 00:38:38,711 Because animals are more important 909 00:38:38,712 --> 00:38:42,552 in this country than homeless human beings! 910 00:38:42,553 --> 00:38:46,894 Well, I'm not waiting, and I'm not wandering. 911 00:38:46,895 --> 00:38:49,533 I have found a new place to lay my head. 912 00:38:49,534 --> 00:38:52,337 It's warm, it's dry, and it's local, 913 00:38:52,338 --> 00:38:56,513 and I invite you all to join me there right now! 914 00:38:56,514 --> 00:38:58,784 Right now! 915 00:38:58,785 --> 00:39:00,120 Right now! 916 00:39:00,121 --> 00:39:01,457 Let's go. Right now. 917 00:39:01,458 --> 00:39:03,494 Yes! 918 00:39:03,495 --> 00:39:07,267 But first, everybody grab a cot. 919 00:39:19,059 --> 00:39:20,529 I'm here. 920 00:39:22,298 --> 00:39:23,868 She's sorry. 921 00:39:23,869 --> 00:39:24,970 Let's go, Debs. 922 00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:26,339 Uh, not so fast. 923 00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:27,909 She was shoplifting, 924 00:39:27,910 --> 00:39:29,713 so unless you're able to pay for everything 925 00:39:29,714 --> 00:39:31,082 that she was taking, then I... 926 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:34,589 - How much? - $2,423.82. 927 00:39:34,590 --> 00:39:37,261 - In baby clothes? - And mommy clothes. 928 00:39:37,262 --> 00:39:39,499 And if you're not gonna pay, I'm calling the police. 929 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:40,702 Don't call the police. 930 00:39:43,675 --> 00:39:45,845 She... she wasn't shoplifting. 931 00:39:45,846 --> 00:39:47,882 She just forgot to pay. 932 00:39:47,883 --> 00:39:49,452 She... she does that sometimes. 933 00:39:49,453 --> 00:39:50,756 She forgets things. 934 00:39:52,393 --> 00:39:54,462 It's a symptom of her low IQ. 935 00:39:54,463 --> 00:39:55,899 Fiona! 936 00:39:57,035 --> 00:39:58,638 She's retarded? 937 00:40:00,274 --> 00:40:02,545 That's a... that's a deeply offensive word. 938 00:40:02,546 --> 00:40:04,950 That's right, Debs. You tell her. 939 00:40:04,951 --> 00:40:06,453 Sorry again for the trouble. 940 00:40:06,454 --> 00:40:07,790 We're leaving. 941 00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:27,194 - You okay, man? - Yeah, fine. 942 00:40:27,195 --> 00:40:28,797 It's just, you opened that same cabinet, 943 00:40:28,798 --> 00:40:29,633 like, three times. 944 00:40:29,634 --> 00:40:31,102 I'm thirsty. 945 00:40:31,103 --> 00:40:32,940 So you just try the fridge. Second shelf. 946 00:40:45,999 --> 00:40:47,334 So what happened at work today? 947 00:40:47,335 --> 00:40:49,673 They sent me home. 948 00:40:49,674 --> 00:40:51,242 I'm fine, you know, 949 00:40:51,243 --> 00:40:53,246 but 'cause I have a history of mental illness, 950 00:40:53,247 --> 00:40:54,783 they send me home when I make one mistake. 951 00:40:54,784 --> 00:40:56,653 Okay. I get it. 952 00:40:56,654 --> 00:40:58,156 No, you don't. 953 00:40:58,157 --> 00:41:00,661 What, I don't get how shitty Gallagher genes are? 954 00:41:00,662 --> 00:41:01,997 I have to set a timer 955 00:41:01,998 --> 00:41:03,801 every time I want to have a beer. 956 00:41:03,802 --> 00:41:05,805 Frank's genes might not be quite as bad as Monica's, but... 957 00:41:05,806 --> 00:41:07,040 But they suck. 958 00:41:07,041 --> 00:41:08,343 Yeah. 959 00:41:08,344 --> 00:41:10,782 Yeah, man. They fucking do. 960 00:41:14,623 --> 00:41:16,827 I haven't slept in a couple nights, 961 00:41:16,828 --> 00:41:20,300 and it's not 'cause Caleb's been texting. 962 00:41:20,301 --> 00:41:21,636 I don't feel manic, 963 00:41:21,637 --> 00:41:23,574 but I never feel it when I'm manic. 964 00:41:23,575 --> 00:41:26,713 I just feel fine or great 965 00:41:26,714 --> 00:41:27,882 until obviously I'm not 966 00:41:27,883 --> 00:41:29,720 'cause I did something crazy. 967 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,933 When you feel like your meds might be, like, out of balance, 968 00:41:36,934 --> 00:41:38,269 what are you supposed to do? 969 00:41:38,270 --> 00:41:40,073 Up my downers. Sleep it off. 970 00:41:40,074 --> 00:41:42,110 See the shrink as soon as possible. 971 00:41:42,111 --> 00:41:43,748 All right, then, you do that. 972 00:41:46,621 --> 00:41:48,558 I don't want to. 973 00:41:53,468 --> 00:41:55,070 Yeah, I know. 974 00:41:57,074 --> 00:41:59,311 You know, I didn't want to go to fucking rehab, 975 00:41:59,312 --> 00:42:00,515 but I did it. 976 00:42:03,353 --> 00:42:05,991 You know, and if I was gonna bare my soul to you, 977 00:42:05,992 --> 00:42:09,433 which I'm not, but if I was... 978 00:42:11,102 --> 00:42:13,907 You know, I might admit that I wish 979 00:42:13,908 --> 00:42:15,912 I had done it a lot sooner. 980 00:42:17,850 --> 00:42:19,953 You know, like, uh, 981 00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:23,259 before I got kicked out of college 982 00:42:23,260 --> 00:42:25,799 and ruined my whole fucking future. 983 00:42:41,797 --> 00:42:42,899 Yeah. 984 00:42:44,102 --> 00:42:45,404 How do you say sorry to a girl you gave 985 00:42:45,405 --> 00:42:46,773 a disease that could kill her? 986 00:42:46,774 --> 00:42:48,977 - Flowers? - You... you gave a girl what? 987 00:42:48,978 --> 00:42:50,179 Gonorrhea. 988 00:42:50,180 --> 00:42:52,350 Ah, shit. You get antibiotics? 989 00:42:52,351 --> 00:42:55,057 No, I tested negative, so I don't need 'em. 990 00:42:57,228 --> 00:42:59,231 O-okay, but Dom, she tested positive? 991 00:42:59,232 --> 00:43:00,635 Mm-hmm. 992 00:43:03,808 --> 00:43:06,713 Uh... look buddy, 993 00:43:06,714 --> 00:43:08,784 if... if you don't have it, 994 00:43:08,785 --> 00:43:11,624 there's no way that you could've given it to her. 995 00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:14,462 I couldn't? 996 00:43:14,463 --> 00:43:18,470 No, but it means she, uh, got it from... 997 00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:19,440 somewhere else. 998 00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:21,843 Like from a toilet seat? 999 00:43:21,844 --> 00:43:24,081 Uh... 1000 00:43:24,082 --> 00:43:26,853 no, no. 1001 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:28,491 More like, um... 1002 00:43:30,762 --> 00:43:32,598 Another guy's dick. 1003 00:43:34,135 --> 00:43:35,671 I was just trying to be a good mom, Fiona. 1004 00:43:35,672 --> 00:43:37,608 You are so lucky that they called me 1005 00:43:37,609 --> 00:43:38,944 and not the police. 1006 00:43:38,945 --> 00:43:40,948 I mean, you realize they can take Harry away 1007 00:43:40,949 --> 00:43:41,983 if you get arrested. 1008 00:43:41,984 --> 00:43:43,487 They could also take her away 1009 00:43:43,488 --> 00:43:45,023 if they think I'm special needs, Fiona. 1010 00:43:45,024 --> 00:43:46,225 Wait, whoa... whoa, what happened? 1011 00:43:46,226 --> 00:43:48,029 She was shoplifting. You believe that? 1012 00:43:48,030 --> 00:43:49,364 Fuckin' Prada diapers. 1013 00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:51,068 Huh. My money was on stripping. 1014 00:43:51,069 --> 00:43:53,607 I was gonna sell them for money to pay Jolayemi. 1015 00:43:53,608 --> 00:43:55,411 I-I just wanted to get sleep at night 1016 00:43:55,412 --> 00:43:56,980 so I could be a good mom. 1017 00:43:56,981 --> 00:43:59,017 Good moms stick around, 1018 00:43:59,018 --> 00:44:00,854 and going to jail would drastically affect 1019 00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:02,693 your ability to do that. 1020 00:44:05,097 --> 00:44:06,866 You really think I was making money stripping? 1021 00:44:06,867 --> 00:44:08,837 Don't get any ideas. 1022 00:44:08,838 --> 00:44:10,006 Where you going now? 1023 00:44:10,007 --> 00:44:12,010 I have a job. And so do you. 1024 00:44:12,011 --> 00:44:13,814 Aren't you supposed to be washing dishes tonight? 1025 00:44:13,815 --> 00:44:16,318 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm coming. 1026 00:44:18,558 --> 00:44:20,293 Oh, my God. 1027 00:44:20,294 --> 00:44:22,363 What have you done? 1028 00:44:22,364 --> 00:44:25,036 Okay, easy, easy, easy. 1029 00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:26,238 Papa Frank's got this. 1030 00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,008 Calm down. 1031 00:44:28,009 --> 00:44:30,848 Uh, they're closing the homeless shelter on Winslow, 1032 00:44:30,849 --> 00:44:32,518 so we decided to move in here. 1033 00:44:32,519 --> 00:44:34,989 Sir, who gave you permission to occupy these premises? 1034 00:44:34,990 --> 00:44:36,760 Uh, the Statue of Liberty when she said, 1035 00:44:36,761 --> 00:44:39,364 "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." 1036 00:44:39,365 --> 00:44:42,170 Jesus Christ when he washed the feet of the homeless 1037 00:44:42,171 --> 00:44:43,774 and also shared with them his wine. 1038 00:44:43,775 --> 00:44:47,615 And finally, uh, the owner of this residence. 1039 00:44:47,616 --> 00:44:49,117 That's a lie. They're trespassing. 1040 00:44:49,118 --> 00:44:50,621 Where is the owner? 1041 00:44:50,622 --> 00:44:52,056 He's on a Norwegian cruise at the moment, but... 1042 00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:53,527 I didn't have any trouble reaching him 1043 00:44:53,528 --> 00:44:54,695 just a little while ago. 1044 00:44:54,696 --> 00:44:56,666 How would you even have his number? 1045 00:44:56,667 --> 00:44:58,870 I've lived in this neighborhood for I don't know how long. 1046 00:44:58,871 --> 00:45:00,974 I was very close with the old aunt. 1047 00:45:00,975 --> 00:45:02,377 She gave me the number a long time ago, 1048 00:45:02,378 --> 00:45:03,480 in case of emergency. 1049 00:45:03,481 --> 00:45:04,515 What's his name then? 1050 00:45:04,516 --> 00:45:06,419 If you don't know that, 1051 00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:07,721 I'm not going to tell... 1052 00:45:07,722 --> 00:45:09,692 Oh, Sylvie. 1053 00:45:09,693 --> 00:45:12,063 Sylvie has trouble letting go, Officer. 1054 00:45:12,064 --> 00:45:14,068 She always has. 1055 00:45:15,772 --> 00:45:17,408 I'm sorry, lady, but I think 1056 00:45:17,409 --> 00:45:18,743 this is one for the courts. 1057 00:45:18,744 --> 00:45:20,079 You must be joking. 1058 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,916 - This man is... - I know who he is. 1059 00:45:21,917 --> 00:45:23,920 And I know he's probably lying. 1060 00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:25,524 But I'm not about to arrest 1061 00:45:25,525 --> 00:45:27,227 a couple of dozen homeless people and their kids 1062 00:45:27,228 --> 00:45:28,864 when it's your word against his. 1063 00:45:28,865 --> 00:45:30,199 If you can get the owner on the phone... 1064 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,469 I told you I can't. 1065 00:45:31,470 --> 00:45:33,406 Thank you for your service. 1066 00:45:33,407 --> 00:45:34,909 And thank you for your protection. 1067 00:45:34,910 --> 00:45:37,313 You be careful out there, okay? 1068 00:45:37,314 --> 00:45:38,617 Promise? 1069 00:45:38,618 --> 00:45:40,622 Thanks for dropping by, okay? 1070 00:45:41,657 --> 00:45:42,791 Thank you. 1071 00:45:48,103 --> 00:45:49,439 When's dinner? 1072 00:45:59,626 --> 00:46:01,061 What the fuck? 1073 00:47:41,930 --> 00:47:43,198 Daddy Frank? 1074 00:47:51,048 --> 00:47:52,484 Can I help you? 1075 00:47:52,485 --> 00:47:56,493 Sweet Sister, I surely hope you can. 1076 00:48:01,870 --> 00:48:03,373 Mm-hmm? 1077 00:48:04,809 --> 00:48:06,344 Hey, Fi. 1078 00:48:06,345 --> 00:48:07,714 Uh, there's only a couple stragglers left. 1079 00:48:07,715 --> 00:48:09,418 Cool for me to clock out? 1080 00:48:09,419 --> 00:48:11,389 You know the woman who owns this place 1081 00:48:11,390 --> 00:48:12,891 dropped out of high school, 1082 00:48:12,892 --> 00:48:15,897 and now she owns, like, half the South Side 1083 00:48:15,898 --> 00:48:18,570 and a whole neighborhood in Indianapolis? 1084 00:48:18,571 --> 00:48:21,842 Jesus. She must've worked her ass off, huh? 1085 00:48:21,843 --> 00:48:22,778 Never got married. 1086 00:48:22,779 --> 00:48:24,113 Never had kids. 1087 00:48:24,114 --> 00:48:25,517 Paid her dues. 1088 00:48:25,518 --> 00:48:27,053 Invested her money. 1089 00:48:27,054 --> 00:48:29,558 Leveraged it, whatever the fuck that means. 1090 00:48:29,559 --> 00:48:31,395 Holy shit. 1091 00:48:31,396 --> 00:48:33,365 She's worth 300 million? 1092 00:48:33,366 --> 00:48:34,803 Yeah. 1093 00:48:39,813 --> 00:48:42,551 So it's cool if I go? 1094 00:48:42,552 --> 00:48:43,887 Mm-hmm. 1095 00:49:08,937 --> 00:49:10,808 It wasn't me, okay? I'm clean. 1096 00:49:15,618 --> 00:49:18,322 What is this? Where is she? 1097 00:49:18,323 --> 00:49:19,958 She's supposed to be at Latisha's. 1098 00:49:19,959 --> 00:49:22,932 Unless Latisha's the name of a college, she's not. 1099 00:49:24,569 --> 00:49:26,973 Are those Greek letters on that motherfuckin' house? 1100 00:49:29,446 --> 00:49:31,181 Do you remember where this place is? 1101 00:49:31,182 --> 00:49:32,784 Yeah. 1102 00:49:32,785 --> 00:49:33,953 Come on. 1103 00:50:11,095 --> 00:50:13,198 Yo, does anybody need a coffee? 1104 00:50:13,199 --> 00:50:14,233 Beer? 1105 00:50:14,234 --> 00:50:15,670 - Beer. - Beer. 1106 00:50:15,671 --> 00:50:16,672 Right. 1107 00:50:27,929 --> 00:50:31,234 - Is there gonna be gunfire? - I sure as shit hope so. 1108 00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:33,773 Go. Go, go, go. 1109 00:50:35,243 --> 00:50:36,244 Police! Open the door, motherfuck...! 1110 00:50:37,748 --> 00:50:40,285 Dear God, thank you for Daddy Frank. 1111 00:50:40,286 --> 00:50:43,091 He's the best new daddy we've ever had. 1112 00:50:43,092 --> 00:50:45,497 And please let him let me be a boy named Dan 1113 00:50:45,498 --> 00:50:47,167 starting tomorrow. 1114 00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:50,573 Good night, kids. 1115 00:50:50,574 --> 00:50:52,611 Good night, Daddy Frank. 1116 00:50:52,612 --> 00:50:54,716 You want a quick BJ, Daddy Frank? 1117 00:50:56,586 --> 00:50:58,088 That's just not right. 1118 00:51:08,544 --> 00:51:09,912 What's going on? 1119 00:51:09,913 --> 00:51:11,415 Called a family meeting. 1120 00:51:11,416 --> 00:51:12,984 'Cause apparently she's the queen. 1121 00:51:12,985 --> 00:51:14,488 Hey, don't start shit. 1122 00:51:14,489 --> 00:51:15,723 You stay up all night with a screaming baby 1123 00:51:15,724 --> 00:51:16,625 and tell me that. 1124 00:51:16,626 --> 00:51:17,794 I'm not invited? 1125 00:51:17,795 --> 00:51:19,498 I just didn't want to wake you. 1126 00:51:19,499 --> 00:51:20,900 How'd you sleep? 1127 00:51:20,901 --> 00:51:22,404 Good. Slept all night. 1128 00:51:22,405 --> 00:51:24,408 You guys mind? I-I got to get to work. 1129 00:51:24,409 --> 00:51:26,311 - Yep. - All right. 1130 00:51:26,312 --> 00:51:30,587 So, it used to be that we had a squirrel fight 1131 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:32,490 and everybody contributed what they could, 1132 00:51:32,491 --> 00:51:37,132 but I'd carry the bulk of it because I was the only grown-up. 1133 00:51:37,133 --> 00:51:40,339 But times passed, and things have changed. 1134 00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:42,711 Most of us are grown-ups now. 1135 00:51:42,712 --> 00:51:45,215 Or at least pretending to be. 1136 00:51:45,216 --> 00:51:47,353 So, I ran the numbers 1137 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:50,960 and I came up with a system that I think is fair. 1138 00:51:50,961 --> 00:51:53,098 - What's this? - That's your share. 1139 00:51:53,099 --> 00:51:55,503 That's what you have to pay every month towards the bills 1140 00:51:55,504 --> 00:51:56,839 if you want to stay here. 1141 00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,076 If we want to stay here? 1142 00:51:59,077 --> 00:52:00,580 If you want us all to stay together. 1143 00:52:00,581 --> 00:52:01,782 To stay a family. 1144 00:52:01,783 --> 00:52:03,519 Otherwise, I'll rent out your rooms 1145 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,690 or sell the house 1146 00:52:05,691 --> 00:52:07,359 and everyone can fend for themselves. 1147 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,631 Why is mine higher than Carl's? 1148 00:52:09,632 --> 00:52:13,271 'Cause Carl doesn't need diapers and rash cream and baby food. 1149 00:52:13,272 --> 00:52:16,310 I fired Jolayemi because I can't afford to pay her anymore. 1150 00:52:16,311 --> 00:52:19,316 How am I gonna afford $375? 1151 00:52:19,317 --> 00:52:20,887 You're not in school, Debs. 1152 00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:22,490 You could get a job. 1153 00:52:22,491 --> 00:52:24,895 Who's gonna watch the baby? 1154 00:52:24,896 --> 00:52:26,699 Not my problem. 1155 00:52:26,700 --> 00:52:29,471 The house belongs to me. I'm not gonna be paying rent. 1156 00:52:29,472 --> 00:52:31,742 The house and the bills are all in my name, 1157 00:52:31,743 --> 00:52:34,013 and it's my credit that's fucked if we don't pay. 1158 00:52:34,014 --> 00:52:35,516 And it's not rent. 1159 00:52:35,517 --> 00:52:38,389 It's water and power and property taxes. 1160 00:52:38,390 --> 00:52:40,593 Since when do you care about your credit? 1161 00:52:40,594 --> 00:52:42,764 Since now. 1162 00:52:42,765 --> 00:52:45,235 The only one who gets a free ride around here anymore 1163 00:52:45,236 --> 00:52:46,538 is Liam. 1164 00:52:46,539 --> 00:52:48,041 So if you're out of work, 1165 00:52:48,042 --> 00:52:51,483 file for disability or welfare or get a job. 1166 00:52:53,487 --> 00:52:55,123 Also... 1167 00:52:57,561 --> 00:52:59,798 I want you all to put me at the bottom 1168 00:52:59,799 --> 00:53:01,735 of your emergency contact list. 1169 00:53:01,736 --> 00:53:03,572 Put Lip first, 1170 00:53:03,573 --> 00:53:05,242 and then Ian, 1171 00:53:05,243 --> 00:53:07,346 and then Kev and V, 1172 00:53:07,347 --> 00:53:10,352 and then me. 1173 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,824 Because I have a plan for my life, 1174 00:53:12,825 --> 00:53:15,696 and I can't do it if I'm getting a call every five minutes 1175 00:53:15,697 --> 00:53:18,234 about one of you. 1176 00:53:18,235 --> 00:53:21,207 And just so we're clear, 1177 00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:23,612 I am just as likely as anyone else in this family 1178 00:53:23,613 --> 00:53:26,083 to make something of myself, 1179 00:53:26,084 --> 00:53:27,687 and it's about time you got that, 1180 00:53:27,688 --> 00:53:30,459 you arrogant shit. 1181 00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:33,198 You see what Frank's doing down the block? 1182 00:53:40,279 --> 00:53:41,615 Pile it on, friends. 1183 00:53:41,616 --> 00:53:44,086 Don't be shy. Get your fill. 1184 00:53:44,087 --> 00:53:47,427 God does not want you to go out into your busy day of begging 1185 00:53:47,428 --> 00:53:50,399 without a full belly. 1186 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,602 Wow. 1187 00:53:51,603 --> 00:53:53,772 My family is really upping the ante, huh? 1188 00:53:53,773 --> 00:53:54,941 Tell me about it. 1189 00:53:54,942 --> 00:53:56,745 I got three kids, a wife, a husband, 1190 00:53:56,746 --> 00:53:58,415 and a father-in-law with a giant johnson 1191 00:53:58,416 --> 00:54:00,085 that I've seen twice already. 1192 00:54:00,086 --> 00:54:02,089 - What? - We have a lot to catch up on. 1193 00:54:02,090 --> 00:54:03,258 What is this? 1194 00:54:03,259 --> 00:54:05,863 Looks like Communist Russia. 1195 00:54:05,864 --> 00:54:07,567 "Gallagher Home for the Homeless"? 1196 00:54:07,568 --> 00:54:09,370 That shit smells good. 1197 00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:12,242 Hey, Frank, you can't have a homeless shelter here. 1198 00:54:12,243 --> 00:54:15,048 I beg to differ, neighbor. 1199 00:54:15,049 --> 00:54:16,652 - Mama! - Aww. 1200 00:54:18,410 --> 00:54:20,410 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com