1
00:00:05,170 --> 00:00:07,566
[ROCK MUSIC]
2
00:00:07,567 --> 00:00:08,660
You missed it, didn't ya?
3
00:00:08,661 --> 00:00:10,425
You don't know what happened last week.
4
00:00:10,426 --> 00:00:11,701
You want me to tell you?
5
00:00:11,702 --> 00:00:12,762
Give me 100 bucks.
6
00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:14,266
Come on, 100 bucks, I'll
tell you what ha...
7
00:00:14,267 --> 00:00:16,380
Okay, 50 bucks! You make a good living!
8
00:00:16,381 --> 00:00:18,852
Give me some fucking money! You
want to know what happened or not?
9
00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:20,848
Well then, fuck you.
I'm not telling you.
10
00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:25,525
It's my goal to get you all safely
across the border into Canada.
11
00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,061
- Do you see anybody?
- No, I don't see...
12
00:00:27,062 --> 00:00:29,320
Hello. Wrong side of
the border, boys, eh?
13
00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,989
You can find your own
rich dude to control.
14
00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,033
I am past my prime whoring years.
15
00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,285
Top ten places to look for rich dudes.
16
00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,287
Number one, high-end pubs.
17
00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,081
We're taking you sugar-daddy shopping.
18
00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,874
[NESSA] I saw you took the
"For Rent" sign down.
19
00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,919
[SIGHS] It's about time I got
something of my own for a change.
20
00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,630
- [FORD] You're pretty damn intriguing.
- [FIONA] How intriguing?
21
00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,715
There was, uh, an
accident at my building,
22
00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,801
one of the roofer guys
fell off the roof.
23
00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:54,136
- Is he okay?
- I think he broke his ankle.
24
00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,555
If there's anything
that I can do to help.
25
00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:57,784
Thank you.
26
00:00:57,785 --> 00:00:59,157
[EDDIE] What, Youens still?
27
00:00:59,158 --> 00:01:01,143
I can't stop picturing him
in an orange jumpsuit
28
00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,186
for the rest of his life.
29
00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,697
You're a good fucking friend,
but you can't fix everything.
30
00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:05,944
You still on that Bible shit?
31
00:01:05,945 --> 00:01:09,195
Yeah, I'm proving to my online
haters that Jesus is a fag hag.
32
00:01:09,709 --> 00:01:11,541
Another gaycorcism's going down.
33
00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:12,735
Gotta gather the kids.
34
00:01:12,736 --> 00:01:14,719
- Who are you?
- I'm his girlfriend.
35
00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:15,752
Check this out.
36
00:01:16,646 --> 00:01:17,682
Wow.
37
00:01:17,683 --> 00:01:19,231
[YELLING] You're yelling
at me right now!
38
00:01:19,232 --> 00:01:20,556
[YELLING] Because you're being crazy!
39
00:01:21,129 --> 00:01:24,120
Yes, I'll marry you! Fucking hell yes!
40
00:01:24,121 --> 00:01:25,258
[CRYING] Oh, my God...
41
00:01:32,488 --> 00:01:33,995
[ROCK MUSIC]
42
00:01:33,996 --> 00:01:39,286
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
43
00:01:39,287 --> 00:01:41,710
♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
44
00:01:42,707 --> 00:01:45,339
♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪
45
00:01:45,877 --> 00:01:48,774
♪ You were beaming once before ♪
46
00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:52,095
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
47
00:01:53,426 --> 00:01:55,719
♪ What is this downside ♪
48
00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,977
♪ That you speak of? ♪
49
00:01:59,932 --> 00:02:02,309
♪ What is this feeling ♪
50
00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:05,025
♪ You're so sure of? ♪
51
00:02:06,772 --> 00:02:11,903
♪♪♪
52
00:02:13,627 --> 00:02:15,998
♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
53
00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:19,919
♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
54
00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:23,381
♪ You were willing once before ♪
55
00:02:23,382 --> 00:02:26,843
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
56
00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:30,888
♪ What is this downside ♪
57
00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:33,766
♪ That you speak of? ♪
58
00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:36,314
♪ What is this feeling ♪
59
00:02:36,315 --> 00:02:40,834
♪ You're so sure of? ♪
60
00:02:41,817 --> 00:02:43,234
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
61
00:02:43,235 --> 00:02:45,319
[LIP] Ah, you're, uh, still at it.
62
00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,114
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out where
all the gay-hating churches are.
63
00:02:48,115 --> 00:02:50,074
There's like one in every neighborhood.
64
00:02:50,075 --> 00:02:51,753
Homophobia's back in style.
65
00:02:52,648 --> 00:02:54,080
Not for long.
66
00:02:54,081 --> 00:02:56,092
[IAN] I've got more kids
coming for a meeting tonight.
67
00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,665
- [IAN] Youens still in jail?
- Yeah.
68
00:02:57,666 --> 00:03:00,460
Yeah, I'm actually gonna go
check on him later today.
69
00:03:00,461 --> 00:03:02,211
Oh.
70
00:03:02,212 --> 00:03:04,672
♪♪♪
71
00:03:04,673 --> 00:03:07,467
Hey, they've got a
retirement calculator.
72
00:03:07,468 --> 00:03:09,260
I fucking love the internet.
73
00:03:09,261 --> 00:03:12,889
I'll roll over my 401K from
Lumber Lawn and Lighting.
74
00:03:12,890 --> 00:03:16,642
And then I add my estimated
yearly earnings.
75
00:03:16,643 --> 00:03:19,061
- What are you doing, Frank?
- [FRANK] Planning my retirement.
76
00:03:19,062 --> 00:03:21,272
Time to reflect on my accomplishments
77
00:03:21,273 --> 00:03:24,275
and to bask in the spoils
of a life well-lived.
78
00:03:24,276 --> 00:03:27,092
You mean leech off your kids and
drink booze out of a backpack?
79
00:03:27,093 --> 00:03:29,039
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- You guys, Farhad found me
80
00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,990
a temp job that pays 40 bucks an hour!
81
00:03:30,991 --> 00:03:33,016
- Oh, yeah?
- Some nighttime welding gig.
82
00:03:33,017 --> 00:03:35,519
I don't know, nighttime welding?
Sounds kind of sketchy, Debs.
83
00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,705
Took me two weeks to make
300 bucks walking dogs.
84
00:03:37,706 --> 00:03:39,290
I can handle sketchy.
85
00:03:39,291 --> 00:03:42,293
Expenses? Alcohol and
drugs is non-negotiable.
86
00:03:42,294 --> 00:03:44,837
Clothing? Yes, the occasional golf shirt
87
00:03:44,838 --> 00:03:48,060
or swimwear for leisurely
retirement pursuits.
88
00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,854
[CELIA] Hola, hola, good morning.
89
00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,469
- [FRANK] No mortgage...
- [CELIA GASPS SOFTLY]
90
00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:54,627
- Hola, mi cielito. Como estás?
- [FRANK] No rent...
91
00:03:54,628 --> 00:03:58,017
Are you ready to have a nice
day with your abuelita?
92
00:03:58,018 --> 00:03:59,580
[SOFT CHUCKLE]
93
00:03:59,581 --> 00:04:01,646
[CELIA SPEAKING SPANISH]
94
00:04:01,647 --> 00:04:03,815
- [BABY BABBLES]
- [KISSES] I'll change you.
95
00:04:06,652 --> 00:04:09,229
- [KASSIDI] Good morning, boo.
- Did you make all this?
96
00:04:09,230 --> 00:04:11,162
Yes. For you, bae.
97
00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,949
I am going to cook for you every day,
98
00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:15,363
and dinner too, and then
blow jobs for dessert.
99
00:04:15,364 --> 00:04:17,370
I'm going to be the best fucking wife.
100
00:04:17,371 --> 00:04:18,788
[SOFT SQUEAL]
101
00:04:18,789 --> 00:04:21,582
[FRANK] The age I'd like to
retire, based on my current age?
102
00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:23,918
Well... they're identical, so.
103
00:04:23,919 --> 00:04:25,322
[PHONE CHIMES]
104
00:04:25,323 --> 00:04:26,879
I...
105
00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,215
W... this makes no sense.
106
00:04:29,216 --> 00:04:30,839
Let me see.
107
00:04:31,387 --> 00:04:32,447
Come on.
108
00:04:33,994 --> 00:04:38,321
All right, you need... 23
grand annually to retire.
109
00:04:38,322 --> 00:04:40,726
And you are short by about...
110
00:04:40,727 --> 00:04:42,436
22 grand.
111
00:04:42,437 --> 00:04:43,688
Sounds right to me.
112
00:04:43,689 --> 00:04:44,581
Oh, fuck that.
113
00:04:44,582 --> 00:04:47,621
I've got engagement presents!
114
00:04:50,429 --> 00:04:52,722
The vibrations will
lift up your follicles
115
00:04:52,723 --> 00:04:55,480
so that the blades cut below your skin.
116
00:04:55,481 --> 00:04:56,643
[FRANK] Thank you.
117
00:04:56,644 --> 00:04:59,440
[KASSIDI] And a Nintendo 3DS for Liam.
118
00:04:59,441 --> 00:05:00,493
Dope.
119
00:05:00,494 --> 00:05:03,483
And a Zen garden
120
00:05:03,484 --> 00:05:07,343
with a tiny, little sand rake for you.
121
00:05:07,344 --> 00:05:10,365
And, um, a Fitbit for Ian.
122
00:05:10,366 --> 00:05:11,597
Sweet.
123
00:05:11,598 --> 00:05:14,452
And... hot rollers for you.
124
00:05:14,453 --> 00:05:15,648
Cool.
125
00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:19,010
And for you, my sweet, hot
bitch... [SOFT GIGGLE]
126
00:05:19,011 --> 00:05:20,333
[KASSIDI] I found it.
127
00:05:20,334 --> 00:05:21,780
- What is it?
- [GIGGLES]
128
00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:26,243
[CARL] Is that blood?
129
00:05:27,174 --> 00:05:29,843
- Is that your blood?
- Yeah. It's your blood now.
130
00:05:29,844 --> 00:05:31,761
You possess me, and vice versa.
131
00:05:31,762 --> 00:05:32,833
Here. Come here.
132
00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:37,183
- I'll try not to nick an artery.
- [DEBBIE] Gross.
133
00:05:37,184 --> 00:05:38,754
[MOUTHS WORDS]
134
00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,673
[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]
135
00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,981
[TRAFFIC HONKING FAINTLY]
136
00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,411
- Hi.
- Hi.
137
00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:46,651
Nice color.
138
00:05:46,652 --> 00:05:48,865
It's called "Dangerous Robot."
139
00:05:48,866 --> 00:05:51,364
I'm doing the bathroom in Liquid Kitty.
140
00:05:51,365 --> 00:05:53,616
What happened to just "blue"?
141
00:05:53,617 --> 00:05:56,438
Blue... is not badass.
142
00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,038
Well, neither is Liquid Kitty,
it sounds like a dyke bar.
143
00:05:59,039 --> 00:06:00,749
Why don't you just paint it "Wet Pussy"?
144
00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:02,987
Benjamin Moore didn't have that one.
145
00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,044
It took me forever to choose.
146
00:06:05,045 --> 00:06:07,297
What is my taste, even?
147
00:06:07,298 --> 00:06:08,426
Ghetto chic.
148
00:06:08,427 --> 00:06:10,467
[SOFT LAUGH] That's by
necessity, not choice.
149
00:06:10,468 --> 00:06:11,896
Well, you're asking the wrong gal.
150
00:06:11,897 --> 00:06:13,219
Mel handles this shit.
151
00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:16,648
And her style's like...
resort meets brothel.
152
00:06:16,649 --> 00:06:19,058
[SOFT LAUGH] That's
perfect for a nursery.
153
00:06:19,059 --> 00:06:21,019
You guys start picking out cribs?
154
00:06:21,956 --> 00:06:24,091
Crib, singular.
155
00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,278
We're down a fetus. I miscarried.
156
00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:28,610
- Oh, shit.
- It's okay.
157
00:06:28,611 --> 00:06:30,320
I mean, yeah, it sucks, but
158
00:06:30,321 --> 00:06:32,282
we hadn't figured we'd
both get pregnant.
159
00:06:32,283 --> 00:06:33,948
Least now I can drink. Got any beer?
160
00:06:33,949 --> 00:06:37,368
- Yeah, go help yourself.
- [SOFT CHUCKLE]
161
00:06:37,369 --> 00:06:38,912
Well, how's Mel taking it?
162
00:06:38,913 --> 00:06:40,734
I haven't told her yet.
163
00:06:41,248 --> 00:06:45,251
Maybe I'll eat smoked salmon
and raw eggs in front of her,
164
00:06:45,252 --> 00:06:46,753
and see if she notices.
165
00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:48,506
- [LAUGHS]
- [CELL PHONE BUZZES]
166
00:06:51,342 --> 00:06:52,592
"Hey, stranger.
167
00:06:52,593 --> 00:06:54,036
Picking up some chairs for a client.
168
00:06:54,037 --> 00:06:56,596
Wanna join and grab some
furniture for your flat?"
169
00:06:56,597 --> 00:06:57,985
- Is that Ford?
- Mm-hmm.
170
00:06:57,986 --> 00:06:59,942
Say yes. He's like a furniture savant.
171
00:06:59,943 --> 00:07:02,082
So the last time I saw him,
172
00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,437
we kissed, and then he threw me out.
173
00:07:04,438 --> 00:07:05,866
Well, said he had to work.
174
00:07:05,867 --> 00:07:09,192
I have never waited this
long for someone to bang me.
175
00:07:09,193 --> 00:07:12,278
It's kind of fun, weirdly.
176
00:07:12,279 --> 00:07:13,446
For now.
177
00:07:13,447 --> 00:07:15,392
Guy better be an animal in bed.
178
00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,486
I wouldn't know.
179
00:07:16,487 --> 00:07:19,202
I closed my eyes and
pictured Scarlett Johansson.
180
00:07:19,203 --> 00:07:20,828
But I've heard glowing accounts.
181
00:07:20,829 --> 00:07:22,816
Well, if I find out before I'm 40,
182
00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,708
- I'll let you know.
- [LAUGHS]
183
00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:27,710
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
184
00:07:27,711 --> 00:07:29,420
Any bites yet?
185
00:07:29,421 --> 00:07:32,298
Maybe we should change
her profile description.
186
00:07:32,299 --> 00:07:33,675
What does it say now?
187
00:07:33,676 --> 00:07:35,635
"Sassy Russian ex-prostitute
188
00:07:35,636 --> 00:07:37,595
seeks single geriatric male
189
00:07:37,596 --> 00:07:40,390
with piles of money and
a terminal illness."
190
00:07:40,391 --> 00:07:41,589
Subtle.
191
00:07:41,590 --> 00:07:43,837
Guy named Gerald seems interested.
192
00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,590
Luxury cigar importer.
193
00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:48,827
Hey, guess what we're doing.
194
00:07:49,452 --> 00:07:51,234
I can find my own rich husband.
195
00:07:51,235 --> 00:07:53,778
We know that you can, but
if a wealthy cigar importer
196
00:07:53,779 --> 00:07:55,613
comes into The Alibi
tonight, it won't kill you
197
00:07:55,614 --> 00:07:57,240
to smile and have a drink.
198
00:07:57,241 --> 00:07:58,811
What is the point of smiling?
199
00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,077
Make other people feel good.
200
00:08:01,078 --> 00:08:03,067
I make people feel good other ways.
201
00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:04,108
Yes, you do.
202
00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:07,292
But there are some situations where
hand jobs are not appropriate.
203
00:08:07,293 --> 00:08:11,755
♪♪♪
204
00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:14,911
American mid-century modern.
205
00:08:15,759 --> 00:08:17,677
Mm.
206
00:08:17,678 --> 00:08:19,470
That's cool.
207
00:08:19,471 --> 00:08:23,058
Reference to the Danish
design movement of the 1950s.
208
00:08:24,184 --> 00:08:25,477
[SOFT LAUGH]
209
00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,077
Try it.
210
00:08:35,154 --> 00:08:36,529
- It's comfy.
- Mm-hmm.
211
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,961
- Not sure it's me though.
- Says who?
212
00:08:40,701 --> 00:08:43,661
You get to choose that.
That's what design is for.
213
00:08:43,662 --> 00:08:45,617
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
- Decide who you want to be.
214
00:08:46,586 --> 00:08:48,713
[SPEAKING GREEK]
215
00:08:52,004 --> 00:08:56,799
[SPEAKING GREEK]
216
00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,842
[SPEAKS GREEK]
217
00:08:57,843 --> 00:08:59,720
Thank you.
218
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,933
- What the fuck was that?
- Uh, Greek.
219
00:09:04,934 --> 00:09:07,352
I lived in a monastery in
Macedonia for a while.
220
00:09:07,353 --> 00:09:08,811
Of course you did.
221
00:09:08,812 --> 00:09:11,606
And I just scored you a
$2,000 chair for 450,
222
00:09:11,607 --> 00:09:12,885
which is insane.
223
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:17,362
[SCOFFS] I'm not gonna
spend $450 on a chair.
224
00:09:17,363 --> 00:09:18,850
It's not a chair.
225
00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:21,074
It's an investment in your future self.
226
00:09:21,075 --> 00:09:22,895
[SIGHS]
227
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,494
How much that building cost you?
228
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,634
[STAMMERS] It was a lot more than I had.
229
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,819
Why'd you buy it then?
230
00:09:32,503 --> 00:09:33,629
You're good.
231
00:09:39,593 --> 00:09:42,345
[BUZZER BLARES FAINTLY]
232
00:09:42,346 --> 00:09:44,597
- Hi.
- Hi. Inmate's name?
233
00:09:44,598 --> 00:09:46,391
It's, uh, Clyde Youens.
234
00:09:46,392 --> 00:09:50,145
- [KEYS CLACKING]
- Y-O-U-E-N-S.
235
00:09:53,065 --> 00:09:55,108
[CLEARS THROAT]
236
00:09:55,109 --> 00:09:57,472
I'm sorry, he's deceased.
237
00:10:00,906 --> 00:10:02,102
What?
238
00:10:02,616 --> 00:10:04,963
There was an incident.
He didn't survive.
239
00:10:07,705 --> 00:10:09,497
W... when?
240
00:10:09,498 --> 00:10:10,833
[KEYS CLACKING]
241
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,960
Tuesday.
242
00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:16,558
Next of kin was contacted
and the body was claimed.
243
00:10:17,942 --> 00:10:19,614
[SOMBER ALTERNATIVE MUSIC]
244
00:10:19,615 --> 00:10:21,134
Next.
245
00:10:21,135 --> 00:10:26,265
♪♪♪
246
00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:28,249
- Hi.
- Hey.
247
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,186
[MAN] Here for Paddy, 4629...
248
00:10:42,948 --> 00:10:47,828
♪♪♪
249
00:11:04,344 --> 00:11:07,029
[TRINA] They're kicking him out
of the hospital in the morning.
250
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:09,309
[LINC] And how is this my problem, huh?
251
00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:11,184
He fell. I didn't push him.
252
00:11:11,185 --> 00:11:13,179
He worked six hours,
he'll get his 150 bucks
253
00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:15,047
when the job is done and I get paid.
254
00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:16,133
That's how this works.
255
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,299
[TRINA] We're not leaving this
spot until we get out our money.
256
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,526
Whatever!
257
00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:23,416
Sorry to bother you.
258
00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,657
Do you mind if my kids
use your bathroom?
259
00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:31,411
Sure.
260
00:11:33,204 --> 00:11:34,583
[WOMAN] We love you, Ian!
261
00:11:34,584 --> 00:11:35,792
[MAN] There he is. Look, it's Ian.
262
00:11:35,793 --> 00:11:37,668
- Ian! Ian!
- Can you come to our...
263
00:11:37,669 --> 00:11:40,089
- [IAN] What's up, guys?
- My boyfriend is gonna flip.
264
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,631
He can't stop talking about you.
265
00:11:41,632 --> 00:11:43,716
Could you, uh, record a message for him?
266
00:11:43,717 --> 00:11:44,873
His name's Nico James.
267
00:11:44,874 --> 00:11:47,011
Mr. Gallagher, hi, I'm Reverend Murphy.
268
00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:48,888
I'm a pastor at Trinity
and Life Evangelical...
269
00:11:48,889 --> 00:11:50,640
Oh, we don't need any more ministers,
270
00:11:50,641 --> 00:11:52,306
but if you want to give
money, that'd be cool...
271
00:11:52,307 --> 00:11:53,768
I'm not here for me.
272
00:11:53,769 --> 00:11:55,948
Some folks from my church
wanted to meet you.
273
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,314
This is Alice.
274
00:11:57,315 --> 00:12:00,219
Her parents put her through
conversion therapy twice.
275
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,096
She has something for you.
276
00:12:02,997 --> 00:12:04,124
Go on, honey.
277
00:12:11,841 --> 00:12:12,928
Wow.
278
00:12:13,497 --> 00:12:14,806
That, uh, tha...
279
00:12:14,807 --> 00:12:17,083
You drew this? Thank you.
280
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:19,210
Can you, like, heal people?
281
00:12:19,211 --> 00:12:20,962
I'm a paramedic, so...
282
00:12:20,963 --> 00:12:22,938
Well, when are you gonna
perform your next miracle?
283
00:12:22,939 --> 00:12:25,675
[IAN] Oh, no, I don't perform miracles.
284
00:12:25,676 --> 00:12:27,704
Do you... I'm sorry, I
only saw the one video.
285
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,929
- What is your ministry, again?
- I don't have one.
286
00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:31,091
I just kind of show up
287
00:12:31,092 --> 00:12:33,516
to these conversion things
and argue with assholes.
288
00:12:33,517 --> 00:12:35,601
I... lead meetings at this youth
center if you guys want...
289
00:12:35,602 --> 00:12:36,978
[JACK] My boyfriend needs help.
290
00:12:36,979 --> 00:12:38,925
Could you talk to him?
291
00:12:40,774 --> 00:12:44,026
[CROWD MURMURING SOFTLY]
292
00:12:44,027 --> 00:12:45,737
[CROWD CLAMORING]
293
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,865
[EXHALES]
294
00:12:48,866 --> 00:12:50,741
[SIGHS]
295
00:12:50,742 --> 00:12:53,287
[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
296
00:12:54,329 --> 00:12:57,456
Oh, well, lookee here, Mr. Popularity.
297
00:12:57,457 --> 00:12:59,328
- Mr. Viral Sensation.
- Okay.
298
00:12:59,329 --> 00:13:01,460
Mr. King of the Queens.
299
00:13:01,461 --> 00:13:03,348
Kind of hoping they'll lose interest.
300
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,089
Yeah, well, there's more and
more of them every day.
301
00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:06,410
They're blocking the garage door.
302
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,842
I'm gonna have to park the ambulance
303
00:13:07,843 --> 00:13:09,802
outside by the curb so
I don't accidentally
304
00:13:09,803 --> 00:13:10,845
run somebody over.
305
00:13:10,846 --> 00:13:12,680
What do they even want?
306
00:13:12,681 --> 00:13:13,682
Uh...
307
00:13:14,558 --> 00:13:16,392
Guess they just want to be seen by...
308
00:13:16,393 --> 00:13:18,269
someone who sees 'em back.
309
00:13:18,270 --> 00:13:19,766
Oh, please.
310
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,772
Looks to me like they want
to douse you in syrup
311
00:13:21,773 --> 00:13:24,044
and slurp you up with a spoon.
312
00:13:25,819 --> 00:13:26,987
Could be down for that.
313
00:13:27,446 --> 00:13:29,488
[VERY SOFT LAUGH]
314
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,878
That chair suits you.
315
00:13:32,993 --> 00:13:34,660
Might be the first time
I bought something
316
00:13:34,661 --> 00:13:36,565
I didn't actually need.
317
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,539
Beautiful, functional everyday objects
318
00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:39,957
should be affordable.
319
00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,876
My idea of affordable
is looting the house
320
00:13:41,877 --> 00:13:44,795
of the neighbor who just OD'd
so I don't gotta buy new shit.
321
00:13:44,796 --> 00:13:47,577
I've got an old coffee maker
that needs a loving home.
322
00:13:48,050 --> 00:13:50,676
Ooh. Now you're talking.
323
00:13:50,677 --> 00:13:52,970
Maybe I'll come by your place later?
324
00:13:52,971 --> 00:13:54,805
- Pick it up?
- I got plans tonight.
325
00:13:54,806 --> 00:13:56,057
I'll drop it off tomorrow.
326
00:13:56,058 --> 00:13:59,061
[FAUCET SQUEAKS] [WATER SPLASHING]
327
00:14:01,521 --> 00:14:02,924
How long have they been in there?
328
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,106
About 20 minutes.
329
00:14:04,107 --> 00:14:05,419
- Are they bathing?
- [CHILD LAUGHS]
330
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,850
I think they might be.
331
00:14:07,527 --> 00:14:09,012
[SOFTLY] Why would they do that?
332
00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:10,863
You think they're homeless?
333
00:14:10,864 --> 00:14:13,909
- [TRINA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
- [WATER SPLASHING]
334
00:14:18,538 --> 00:14:19,856
[DOOR CLICKS]
335
00:14:20,374 --> 00:14:21,930
[LOCK TWISTS]
336
00:14:24,711 --> 00:14:26,532
Jesus, you startled me.
337
00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:29,077
I didn't think anybody else had keys.
338
00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:30,925
I'm sorry, who are you?
339
00:14:30,926 --> 00:14:32,872
Oh, I'm Lip. Um.
340
00:14:33,856 --> 00:14:35,149
Phillip Gallagher.
341
00:14:35,973 --> 00:14:37,014
Who are you?
342
00:14:37,015 --> 00:14:38,781
I'm... I'm Tabitha, his daughter.
343
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,686
I... um, are you a student?
344
00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:43,062
No, I was.
345
00:14:43,063 --> 00:14:45,426
I was helping him after the accident.
346
00:14:47,393 --> 00:14:50,014
Accident? I thought he
was arrested for a DUI.
347
00:14:51,613 --> 00:14:54,268
You know what? It's okay. I
don't even want to know.
348
00:14:55,409 --> 00:14:57,688
[SIGHS] Jesus Christ, this week.
349
00:15:00,163 --> 00:15:02,331
You... you do know he's dead, right?
350
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,583
What happened?
351
00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:07,115
He had, uh, a seizure.
352
00:15:07,649 --> 00:15:09,309
Alcohol withdrawal. Hit his head.
353
00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:11,894
- Jesus.
- Yeah.
354
00:15:13,135 --> 00:15:15,009
There's a memorial service tomorrow,
355
00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:17,291
and the students are welcome to
say a few words if you like.
356
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:19,682
Oh, no one told me.
357
00:15:19,683 --> 00:15:21,629
The school said they sent out an email.
358
00:15:21,935 --> 00:15:24,115
I-I-I'm sorry, who are you again?
359
00:15:25,063 --> 00:15:27,523
I picked up your dad... from jail,
360
00:15:27,524 --> 00:15:29,066
after the DUI.
361
00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:31,360
I bought him groceries. I...
362
00:15:31,361 --> 00:15:32,582
Did he pay you?
363
00:15:33,113 --> 00:15:34,584
No, he didn't pay me.
364
00:15:36,044 --> 00:15:39,005
He... covered the cost of my rehab.
365
00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:41,162
And he got me an internship.
366
00:15:41,163 --> 00:15:43,497
He-he tried to convince the
school to revoke my expulsion.
367
00:15:43,498 --> 00:15:45,069
He listened to me. He...
368
00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:48,002
listened to me about everything.
369
00:15:48,003 --> 00:15:50,641
Well, glad you were so
well-parented by my dad.
370
00:15:53,925 --> 00:15:55,968
Look, I-I have this covered.
371
00:15:55,969 --> 00:15:57,690
You can leave your key on the way out.
372
00:15:58,816 --> 00:15:59,901
Thanks.
373
00:16:00,348 --> 00:16:01,736
Sure.
374
00:16:04,436 --> 00:16:06,938
[SIGHS]
375
00:16:14,821 --> 00:16:17,865
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
376
00:16:17,866 --> 00:16:19,366
Here you are, sir.
377
00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,410
On the house.
378
00:16:21,411 --> 00:16:23,496
- Oh, thank you.
- Of course.
379
00:16:23,497 --> 00:16:26,619
Our elders are a precious resource.
380
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,292
Thanks for staying alive.
381
00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:29,906
I'll drink to that.
382
00:16:31,046 --> 00:16:33,798
♪ 'Cause ♪
383
00:16:33,799 --> 00:16:36,119
♪ You dance... ♪
384
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,678
♪♪♪
385
00:16:39,679 --> 00:16:41,750
My, my.
386
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,808
You must be Svetlana.
387
00:16:43,809 --> 00:16:46,630
Wow. What a knockout.
388
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,270
Good evening, ma'am.
389
00:16:48,271 --> 00:16:50,564
May I procure you a cocktail?
390
00:16:50,565 --> 00:16:51,869
Vodka.
391
00:16:52,818 --> 00:16:55,027
Your profile was, uh,
392
00:16:55,028 --> 00:16:57,029
quite provocative.
393
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,366
You were an escort for
a time, weren't you?
394
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,784
Hand whore.
395
00:17:01,785 --> 00:17:03,536
Occasional cocksucking and fucking.
396
00:17:03,537 --> 00:17:04,703
What is your name?
397
00:17:04,704 --> 00:17:07,373
- Gerald.
- "Gerald."
398
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,875
Sounds like bald man
drowning in hot soup.
399
00:17:09,876 --> 00:17:11,043
Huh?
400
00:17:11,044 --> 00:17:13,032
There you are, m'lady.
401
00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:15,214
[GERALD] What would it run me if, uh,
402
00:17:15,215 --> 00:17:17,869
you and I were to take a
walk out to my vehicle
403
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,622
and you were to keep me
company for 30 minutes?
404
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,847
♪♪♪
405
00:17:22,848 --> 00:17:24,515
$900,000.
406
00:17:24,516 --> 00:17:27,143
[LAUGHS]
407
00:17:27,144 --> 00:17:28,561
[CHUCKLES]
408
00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:30,572
Forty bucks.
409
00:17:31,212 --> 00:17:33,649
And you take off your shoes
so I don't get any...
410
00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:35,346
dirt on my seat.
411
00:17:36,069 --> 00:17:37,987
- [BLOW LANDS]
- Oh!
412
00:17:37,988 --> 00:17:39,280
[GRUNTS]
413
00:17:39,281 --> 00:17:42,018
♪ You got hotness ♪
414
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,645
♪ To get your body... ♪
415
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,743
Could've gone worse.
416
00:17:44,744 --> 00:17:46,190
Don't know how.
417
00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:52,387
It sucks when people use God as
an excuse for their own hatred,
418
00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:54,949
and when it's your
family, it's the worst.
419
00:17:55,755 --> 00:17:56,976
Look,
420
00:17:57,966 --> 00:17:59,675
I know you don't want
to hurt your parents,
421
00:17:59,676 --> 00:18:01,938
but sometimes they forget.
422
00:18:01,939 --> 00:18:05,584
God creates us all in his own image.
423
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,600
We gotta jog their memory.
424
00:18:07,601 --> 00:18:10,797
If they believe that God hates
the same people as they do,
425
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,467
well, they're creating
God in their image.
426
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,108
- [CROWD MURMURS, SNAPS FINGERS]
- That's right. That's right.
427
00:18:16,109 --> 00:18:19,361
[IAN] We all have a Holy Spirit.
428
00:18:19,362 --> 00:18:21,825
- We're all holy.
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
429
00:18:21,826 --> 00:18:23,226
- We're all divine...
- [KASSIDI SIGHS]
430
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,450
Jesus, listen to that.
431
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,952
[KASSIDI] Oh, I know.
He's like a prophet.
432
00:18:26,953 --> 00:18:28,370
And he's super hot too.
433
00:18:28,371 --> 00:18:30,665
Like hot gay Jesus. [SOFT LAUGH]
434
00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:35,961
"Hot gay Jesus."
435
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,298
Bet we can make money off of that.
436
00:18:39,299 --> 00:18:40,633
How?
437
00:18:40,634 --> 00:18:42,927
Ring the right bell
for the right causes,
438
00:18:42,928 --> 00:18:44,887
the guilt-ridden pry open their wallets.
439
00:18:44,888 --> 00:18:45,888
It's Pavlovian.
440
00:18:45,889 --> 00:18:49,975
Righteousness is very marketable.
441
00:18:49,976 --> 00:18:52,102
[FIONA] What's that all about?
442
00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:54,480
Uh, just a queer religious rebellion
443
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,635
led by your gay brother. No biggie.
444
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,651
[IAN] We all have the
Trinity inside of us.
445
00:18:58,652 --> 00:19:00,319
I'd like to read a
passage from Romans now.
446
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,446
[ROUSING JAZZY MUSIC]
447
00:19:03,591 --> 00:19:05,780
- Who are we hiding from?
- [FARHAD] The union workers.
448
00:19:05,781 --> 00:19:07,076
We gotta wait till they
leave for the night.
449
00:19:07,077 --> 00:19:08,730
- How do we get paid?
- Cash.
450
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,704
We meet tomorrow, location TBA,
451
00:19:10,705 --> 00:19:11,941
and they'll text the address.
452
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,583
My God. This is so exciting.
453
00:19:14,584 --> 00:19:19,755
♪♪♪
454
00:19:19,756 --> 00:19:21,327
Everybody, let's go, let's go.
455
00:19:27,472 --> 00:19:29,348
OMG. That was amazing.
456
00:19:29,349 --> 00:19:30,766
Your brother is, like, everything.
457
00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,351
And they all ate my popovers.
458
00:19:32,352 --> 00:19:34,353
God, I am really fucking happy.
459
00:19:34,354 --> 00:19:35,799
- Are you?
- Yeah.
460
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,909
But are you, like, really fucking happy
461
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,191
or are you just, like, meh?
462
00:19:39,192 --> 00:19:40,595
I'm really fuckin' happy.
463
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,014
Yay. [SOFT SQUEAL]
464
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,643
- Hey, what you writing?
- A list.
465
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,616
"Swiss Army knife, stun gun,
466
00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:49,979
retractable night stick,"
what-what is this shit?
467
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,287
List for school. Give it back.
468
00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:52,900
Wait, military school?
469
00:19:53,373 --> 00:19:55,124
You said that you weren't going back.
470
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,709
We're engaged!
471
00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:58,544
I never said I wasn't going back.
472
00:19:58,545 --> 00:19:59,962
I've been packing my
duffel bag all week.
473
00:19:59,963 --> 00:20:00,974
Oh, I'm sorry.
474
00:20:00,975 --> 00:20:02,392
I guess I've been just too busy
475
00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:03,827
buying your fuckin' family shit
476
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,718
and-and making a fucking life for us.
477
00:20:05,719 --> 00:20:08,178
Meanwhile, you've just
been shitting all over it.
478
00:20:08,179 --> 00:20:10,598
Why did we even bother getting engaged?
479
00:20:10,599 --> 00:20:13,309
Why did I fucking cut myself for you?
480
00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:15,080
[CARL, MUFFLED] We'll make
it work, you'll come visit.
481
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,213
- [CARL] We'll scout motels.
- [KASSIDI, MUFFLED] Motels?
482
00:20:17,214 --> 00:20:19,231
What am I, a prostitute?
483
00:20:19,232 --> 00:20:21,108
[CARL] No, I never said that!
484
00:20:21,109 --> 00:20:23,138
[KASSIDI] You are so full of shit, Carl!
485
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,863
- You don't even love me!
- [CARL] Of course I love you!
486
00:20:25,864 --> 00:20:27,239
[KASSIDI] Well, you
don't love me enough!
487
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,074
[CARL] Then how do I prove it to you?
488
00:20:29,075 --> 00:20:30,826
[KASSIDI] Um, you're not supposed to ask
489
00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:33,329
how you prove to love somebody,
you should just prove it.
490
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,191
[CARL] Well, obviously
it's not fuckin' enough.
491
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,540
[KASSIDI] Uh, yeah,
because your real goal is
492
00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:38,279
to go back to military school.
493
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,794
Of course that doesn't make
me think that you love me!
494
00:20:40,795 --> 00:20:42,880
[MUFFLED ARGUMENT
CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
495
00:20:42,881 --> 00:20:46,717
[SOMBER AMBIENT MUSIC]
496
00:20:46,718 --> 00:20:51,848
♪♪♪
497
00:20:54,684 --> 00:20:56,352
[KASSIDI, YELLING, MUFFLED]
I want you to stay here
498
00:20:56,353 --> 00:20:57,854
and be my husband!
499
00:20:59,022 --> 00:21:00,481
Reverend Murph,
500
00:21:00,482 --> 00:21:01,676
this is my sister Fiona.
501
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,304
- Pleasure.
- Hi.
502
00:21:04,622 --> 00:21:06,612
I'm super impressed, dude.
503
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:07,932
The only way I can get that many people
504
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,366
is if I offer free pizza. [SOFT LAUGH]
505
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,451
No, it's just 'cause of that video.
506
00:21:12,452 --> 00:21:15,079
No. You got something, man.
507
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,622
Bunch of folks who couldn't make it
508
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,207
already messaged me about the next one.
509
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:20,084
Oh, I definitely can't
fit more people in here
510
00:21:20,085 --> 00:21:21,315
than I did tonight.
511
00:21:21,316 --> 00:21:23,629
Would you feel weird about
using our parish hall?
512
00:21:24,473 --> 00:21:25,839
No pressure.
513
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,452
Just shoot me a text when you decide,
514
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,996
I'll send you the address.
515
00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,263
- Thanks for the beer.
- [BOTTLES CLINK]
516
00:21:34,933 --> 00:21:38,394
[DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]
517
00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:39,657
How's the new place?
518
00:21:41,189 --> 00:21:43,677
Small. Quiet.
519
00:21:44,161 --> 00:21:45,930
- I bought a chair.
- Oh.
520
00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:49,571
Your, uh, fellowship thing
521
00:21:49,572 --> 00:21:51,877
seems to be doing well.
522
00:21:52,409 --> 00:21:54,451
First Gallagher to become
famous for something
523
00:21:54,452 --> 00:21:56,328
other than larceny or assault.
524
00:21:56,329 --> 00:21:57,775
Ha, yeah.
525
00:21:58,623 --> 00:21:59,777
It's, uh...
526
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,655
it's getting pretty out of hand.
527
00:22:03,264 --> 00:22:05,170
I got people showing up at my home,
528
00:22:05,171 --> 00:22:08,257
church place, work.
529
00:22:08,258 --> 00:22:10,426
I had to shut down my Facebook page.
530
00:22:10,427 --> 00:22:12,803
So why not quit if you hate it so much?
531
00:22:12,804 --> 00:22:14,024
I don't.
532
00:22:14,848 --> 00:22:18,350
- Just... trying to manage it.
- [FOOTSTEPS DESCENDING]
533
00:22:18,351 --> 00:22:21,339
[SIGHS] She's back to flipping
out again about military school.
534
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,051
Says I can't go 'cause we're engaged.
535
00:22:24,607 --> 00:22:26,177
Wait, you're actually engaged?
536
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,597
- I thought that was a joke.
- Don't marry her.
537
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,369
I can't lose her.
538
00:22:30,370 --> 00:22:31,864
She's fun, hot,
539
00:22:31,865 --> 00:22:33,198
rich, hot.
540
00:22:33,199 --> 00:22:34,389
She loves me.
541
00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:35,868
No one's ever loved me this hard.
542
00:22:35,869 --> 00:22:37,527
Do not marry her, okay?
543
00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:39,567
She is a fucking psycho.
544
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,874
- [FRANK] Marry her.
- [DOOR OPENS, TOILET FLUSHING]
545
00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:44,334
Hear me and heed me.
546
00:22:44,335 --> 00:22:49,242
Do not let that frothing piece
of lady meat out of your sight.
547
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,966
[FRANK] She has a trust fund.
548
00:22:50,967 --> 00:22:52,087
Get joint checking.
549
00:22:52,088 --> 00:22:55,637
And whatever you do,
do not sign a prenup.
550
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,681
Hey.
551
00:22:57,682 --> 00:22:59,724
It's Gay Jesus. [SOFT LAUGH]
552
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:01,393
[DOOR SHUTS]
553
00:23:01,394 --> 00:23:03,147
Can I have this?
554
00:23:04,397 --> 00:23:06,566
[MACHINERY GRINDING]
555
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,001
[MAN] Hey! Scabs!
556
00:23:26,002 --> 00:23:27,336
- [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
- [TOOLS CLANKING]
557
00:23:27,337 --> 00:23:28,921
- [MAN] Go, go!
- [MAN] Fuckin' run!
558
00:23:28,922 --> 00:23:30,346
- [MAN] Oh, fuck!
- [MAN] Get back here!
559
00:23:30,347 --> 00:23:31,936
Debbie! Debbie, run!
560
00:23:31,937 --> 00:23:34,009
[HEAVY ROCK MUSIC]
561
00:23:34,010 --> 00:23:35,928
Come here, you motherfucker!
562
00:23:35,929 --> 00:23:37,095
[GRUNTS]
563
00:23:37,096 --> 00:23:42,268
♪♪♪
564
00:23:44,062 --> 00:23:47,982
[TRAIN SCRAPING STEADILY]
565
00:23:50,652 --> 00:23:51,820
[SOFT MOAN]
566
00:24:07,752 --> 00:24:09,379
[SIGHS, SNIFFS]
567
00:24:25,103 --> 00:24:27,105
[AMBULANCE HONKS TWICE]
568
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:32,526
[ENGINE RUMBLING]
569
00:24:32,527 --> 00:24:34,863
[BRAKES SQUEAK]
570
00:24:45,972 --> 00:24:47,207
Hey!
571
00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:48,704
[FIONA] How ya feeling?
572
00:24:48,705 --> 00:24:49,918
Like shit.
573
00:24:49,919 --> 00:24:51,323
Sorry to hear that.
574
00:24:52,672 --> 00:24:54,423
Your boss emailed me.
575
00:24:54,424 --> 00:24:56,805
He finished the job, sent me an invoice.
576
00:24:56,806 --> 00:24:59,344
[FIONA] Probably want to track
him down so you can get paid.
577
00:24:59,345 --> 00:25:01,002
Thanks for the heads up.
578
00:25:05,226 --> 00:25:06,728
[SIGHS]
579
00:25:07,937 --> 00:25:10,916
Okay. You did really well last night.
580
00:25:10,917 --> 00:25:13,775
[VERONICA] However, we need to
tone down the rage a little.
581
00:25:13,776 --> 00:25:15,694
You're not gonna get
anywhere if your date thinks
582
00:25:15,695 --> 00:25:18,155
you want to murder him the
second he ties the knot.
583
00:25:18,156 --> 00:25:20,032
- What if I do?
- Great question.
584
00:25:20,033 --> 00:25:24,161
Which brings us to Part A
of our plan, etiquette.
585
00:25:24,162 --> 00:25:26,371
[CLEARS THROAT]
586
00:25:26,372 --> 00:25:29,318
Rich guys are old school.
587
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,710
They want a lady to be a lady.
588
00:25:31,711 --> 00:25:33,962
A man wants to feel powerful.
589
00:25:33,963 --> 00:25:35,339
Really powerful.
590
00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:37,257
So let him dominate the conversation.
591
00:25:37,258 --> 00:25:39,593
Act like he's totally fascinating.
592
00:25:39,594 --> 00:25:41,053
I cannot do this.
593
00:25:41,054 --> 00:25:42,874
Okay, this brings us
to Part B of our plan.
594
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,682
[SIGHS]
595
00:25:45,725 --> 00:25:49,019
This is a tiny microphone.
Attach it to your shirt.
596
00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:51,855
[MISCHIEVOUS JAZZY MUSIC]
597
00:25:51,856 --> 00:25:53,584
[SIGHS]
598
00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:56,944
This is a tiny earpiece.
Put this in your ear.
599
00:25:56,945 --> 00:25:59,237
Oh, come on, Svet. You're Russian.
600
00:25:59,238 --> 00:26:01,406
This is spy shit. It's in your DNA.
601
00:26:01,407 --> 00:26:05,327
♪♪♪
602
00:26:05,328 --> 00:26:07,746
Testing, testing. Can you hear me?
603
00:26:07,747 --> 00:26:09,039
You are right there.
604
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,792
I meant in the thingy.
605
00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:15,003
Can you hear me?
606
00:26:15,004 --> 00:26:16,546
Yes.
607
00:26:16,547 --> 00:26:18,230
[KEV] Okay. Do everything I say.
608
00:26:18,231 --> 00:26:19,544
Scratch your nose.
609
00:26:21,149 --> 00:26:23,290
Tuck your hair behind your ear.
610
00:26:24,767 --> 00:26:25,953
Excellent.
611
00:26:26,695 --> 00:26:28,570
Say, "Kevin Ball has a sexy voice."
612
00:26:29,018 --> 00:26:30,431
Why should I lie?
613
00:26:31,112 --> 00:26:32,282
Say it.
614
00:26:33,815 --> 00:26:36,274
Kevin Ball has a sexy voice.
615
00:26:36,275 --> 00:26:37,735
Mmm.
616
00:26:41,114 --> 00:26:43,135
What the fuck was that last night?
617
00:26:43,136 --> 00:26:44,908
I never said it was risk-free.
618
00:26:44,909 --> 00:26:46,368
[SCOFFS] You also never said
619
00:26:46,369 --> 00:26:48,161
we'd be running for our lives.
620
00:26:48,162 --> 00:26:50,355
Why'd they hire us instead
of hiring their own guys?
621
00:26:50,356 --> 00:26:51,581
Scabs are non-union.
622
00:26:51,582 --> 00:26:54,543
Union guys get overtime,
pension, health.
623
00:26:54,544 --> 00:26:57,202
So we're screwing over a union
we want to join someday?
624
00:26:57,203 --> 00:26:59,302
If we don't take the
work, someone else will.
625
00:26:59,303 --> 00:27:00,882
It's wrong and it's dangerous.
626
00:27:00,883 --> 00:27:02,262
I'm never being a scab again.
627
00:27:02,263 --> 00:27:03,390
[CELL PHONE HORN BEEPS]
628
00:27:05,013 --> 00:27:07,014
Hey, just got a tip for another gig.
629
00:27:07,015 --> 00:27:08,324
Pays even more.
630
00:27:09,944 --> 00:27:11,317
Five hundred.
631
00:27:12,512 --> 00:27:13,645
I'm in.
632
00:27:13,646 --> 00:27:16,690
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
633
00:27:16,691 --> 00:27:21,612
♪♪♪
634
00:27:22,723 --> 00:27:24,043
Hi.
635
00:27:24,949 --> 00:27:26,491
What you got there?
636
00:27:26,492 --> 00:27:28,827
- Free appliance.
- [SOFT LAUGH]
637
00:27:28,828 --> 00:27:30,829
Works great if you're patient.
638
00:27:30,830 --> 00:27:32,873
Is that a shitty, old percolator?
639
00:27:32,874 --> 00:27:34,916
It's Italian. It's art.
640
00:27:34,917 --> 00:27:36,211
[SOFT LAUGH]
641
00:27:37,378 --> 00:27:38,795
Hey.
642
00:27:38,796 --> 00:27:40,839
What are you guys still doing here?
643
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,392
We can't leave.
644
00:27:42,393 --> 00:27:44,412
Rodney won't fit in
the car with his leg.
645
00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:47,569
Plus, our AC is busted.
646
00:27:47,570 --> 00:27:49,014
You know anybody with an SUV?
647
00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:51,027
Or I can take you somewhere.
Where you headed?
648
00:27:54,854 --> 00:27:57,105
Is there, uh, some
family you can stay with
649
00:27:57,106 --> 00:27:58,723
or maybe an old neighbor?
650
00:27:58,724 --> 00:28:00,877
Oh, we've been looking
into some charity housing,
651
00:28:00,878 --> 00:28:02,643
but they all have a wait list.
652
00:28:02,644 --> 00:28:04,797
I know someone who works
with local shelters.
653
00:28:04,798 --> 00:28:07,532
I can ask him if he maybe knows
a place that could take you.
654
00:28:07,533 --> 00:28:10,189
- [RODNEY] Wow, you'd do that?
- Sure.
655
00:28:11,871 --> 00:28:14,873
[ROCK MUSIC]
656
00:28:14,874 --> 00:28:19,796
♪♪♪
657
00:28:34,239 --> 00:28:36,491
- [KASSIDI] Hey.
- What the fuck?
658
00:28:36,492 --> 00:28:37,854
Hey, baby.
659
00:28:37,855 --> 00:28:39,651
You cut up all my uniforms?
660
00:28:39,652 --> 00:28:41,456
Well, I weighed out the pros and cons,
661
00:28:41,457 --> 00:28:43,207
and I made a decision for our family.
662
00:28:43,208 --> 00:28:44,933
I think that it's better for everyone
663
00:28:44,934 --> 00:28:46,446
that you don't go back to school.
664
00:28:46,447 --> 00:28:48,406
We have a wedding to plan. [BLOWS]
665
00:28:48,407 --> 00:28:49,695
Kassidi.
666
00:28:49,696 --> 00:28:51,201
Don't say my name like that.
667
00:28:51,202 --> 00:28:53,411
- Kassidi...
- Do not
668
00:28:53,412 --> 00:28:55,330
say my name like that, I mean it, Carl.
669
00:28:55,331 --> 00:28:57,494
Kassidi, this is not a joke!
670
00:28:57,495 --> 00:28:59,751
I am going back to military school.
671
00:28:59,752 --> 00:29:01,294
I hate you!
672
00:29:01,295 --> 00:29:03,338
Hey!
673
00:29:03,339 --> 00:29:04,881
- [KASSIDI CRYING]
- Fuck. Wait!
674
00:29:04,882 --> 00:29:06,628
[KASSIDI, MUFFLED] You
can't leave me! I'll die!
675
00:29:06,629 --> 00:29:08,510
Hey, what the fuck!
You're not gonna die!
676
00:29:08,511 --> 00:29:10,095
We're gonna see each
other like once a week!
677
00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:11,753
- [KASSIDI] I can't!
- Open up the door!
678
00:29:11,754 --> 00:29:13,515
- [KASSIDI] I need you!
- What the fuck? You kidding me?
679
00:29:13,516 --> 00:29:14,933
[KASSIDI] This engagement is bullshit!
680
00:29:14,934 --> 00:29:16,269
What? What the fuck?
681
00:29:16,270 --> 00:29:18,186
I paid like 100 bucks for that!
682
00:29:18,187 --> 00:29:19,400
- [KASSIDI] Fuck you!
- Come on!
683
00:29:19,401 --> 00:29:20,453
[KASSIDI] Fuck you! Fuck you!
684
00:29:20,454 --> 00:29:23,845
Oh, my God! What do you want me to do?
685
00:29:24,538 --> 00:29:26,778
Marry me before you leave, dumb-ass.
686
00:29:26,779 --> 00:29:27,941
You love me, right?
687
00:29:27,942 --> 00:29:29,781
Then what's the point in waiting?
688
00:29:29,782 --> 00:29:31,353
[SIGHS] Okay, fine.
689
00:29:32,034 --> 00:29:34,035
- Today?
- Yeah, sure.
690
00:29:34,036 --> 00:29:35,203
[EXHALES]
691
00:29:35,204 --> 00:29:37,664
♪ I was in so deep ♪
692
00:29:37,665 --> 00:29:39,624
But... do you have a fake ID?
693
00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:41,501
- Yeah.
- [EXHALES] [KISSES]
694
00:29:41,502 --> 00:29:43,587
♪ My same ole story ♪
695
00:29:43,588 --> 00:29:44,629
♪ And the weight is all ♪
696
00:29:44,630 --> 00:29:47,090
♪ The weight is all on me ♪
697
00:29:47,091 --> 00:29:48,758
- Hey.
- Hey.
698
00:29:48,759 --> 00:29:50,135
Where's Ian?
699
00:29:50,136 --> 00:29:51,845
I don't know. I haven't seen him.
700
00:29:51,846 --> 00:29:53,513
Fuck.
701
00:29:53,514 --> 00:29:55,877
He was supposed to be here like
an hour ago to help set up.
702
00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:58,226
Doing this thing about careers
in emergency services
703
00:29:58,227 --> 00:29:59,695
for our Life Skills program.
704
00:29:59,696 --> 00:30:02,022
Shit-ton of people signed
because of him, but...
705
00:30:02,942 --> 00:30:05,442
whatever. What's up?
706
00:30:05,443 --> 00:30:06,985
Uh, one of the guys
707
00:30:06,986 --> 00:30:08,573
who was working on my roof got hurt.
708
00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,690
He's gonna be out of
work for a few months,
709
00:30:10,691 --> 00:30:12,991
and his family's living out of a car.
710
00:30:12,992 --> 00:30:14,467
I was wondering if you might know any
711
00:30:14,468 --> 00:30:16,113
family shelters that could take him?
712
00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:19,165
Um, I might, actually. Follow me.
713
00:30:22,335 --> 00:30:24,961
So, uh, what's your
take on this whole, uh,
714
00:30:24,962 --> 00:30:27,159
Ian ambushing all those ministers?
715
00:30:28,006 --> 00:30:31,968
Uh, [SIGHS] not really
sure what to make of it.
716
00:30:31,969 --> 00:30:32,969
Ah, yeah.
717
00:30:32,970 --> 00:30:35,430
I mean, part of me is psyched
718
00:30:35,431 --> 00:30:37,140
that he's helping people, but
719
00:30:37,141 --> 00:30:39,351
another part is, I don't know,
720
00:30:39,352 --> 00:30:41,686
kind of bummed that I have to
crowbar my way into his life
721
00:30:41,687 --> 00:30:42,876
if I want to see him.
722
00:30:43,773 --> 00:30:45,690
Oh.
723
00:30:45,691 --> 00:30:47,567
This place is decent.
724
00:30:47,568 --> 00:30:49,307
I'll call over and get
everything squared away
725
00:30:49,308 --> 00:30:50,395
and let you know.
726
00:30:50,396 --> 00:30:51,529
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
727
00:30:51,530 --> 00:30:53,365
And, hey, if you see Ian, please...
728
00:30:53,366 --> 00:30:54,372
- Yes.
- Thank you.
729
00:30:54,373 --> 00:30:55,453
Will do.
730
00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:57,244
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
731
00:30:57,995 --> 00:30:59,079
[SNIFFS]
732
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,873
[FOOTSTEPS DESCENDING]
733
00:31:03,376 --> 00:31:05,543
The fuck is this, Frank?
734
00:31:05,544 --> 00:31:08,046
[FRANK] Son, I don't
think I've articulated
735
00:31:08,047 --> 00:31:10,966
how impressed I am with
your recent endeavors.
736
00:31:10,967 --> 00:31:13,051
I knew you were talented, but, uh...
737
00:31:13,052 --> 00:31:15,971
"The Church of Gay Jesus."
Is this a jumbo shirt?
738
00:31:15,972 --> 00:31:17,389
To reach the masses,
739
00:31:17,390 --> 00:31:19,683
you've got to embrace merchandising
740
00:31:19,684 --> 00:31:21,786
to take your brand to the next level.
741
00:31:21,787 --> 00:31:25,383
Uh, how about T-shirts proudly
displaying your message?
742
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,399
Well, I-I don't have a church.
743
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,733
And I'm not fuckin' Jesus.
744
00:31:28,734 --> 00:31:30,623
Tongue in cheek, son.
745
00:31:30,624 --> 00:31:34,197
When you repurpose a-an iconic logo
746
00:31:34,198 --> 00:31:36,018
for the-the sake of kitsch,
747
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:40,245
you present an ironic critique
of American consumerism.
748
00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:42,163
And if that logo
749
00:31:42,164 --> 00:31:44,416
just happens to resemble a...
750
00:31:44,417 --> 00:31:46,334
giant, throbbing penis,
751
00:31:46,335 --> 00:31:48,044
what could be more counterculture?
752
00:31:48,045 --> 00:31:51,006
It looks like a hot dog.
And the lettering sucks.
753
00:31:51,007 --> 00:31:54,453
Revolutions don't come
wrapped in a cute ribbon.
754
00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:56,720
You want to bring down power structures?
755
00:31:56,721 --> 00:31:58,582
You want to get in the face of people
756
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,751
who are peddling corroded ideals?
757
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:04,436
You need a uniform that
screams authenticity.
758
00:32:04,437 --> 00:32:06,938
We didn't pay Chinese factory orphans
759
00:32:06,939 --> 00:32:08,862
three cents an hour to make these.
760
00:32:08,863 --> 00:32:11,109
No, this is our living room.
761
00:32:11,110 --> 00:32:12,944
Our hands. Our sweat.
762
00:32:12,945 --> 00:32:14,612
Talk about grassroots.
763
00:32:14,613 --> 00:32:16,448
[SIGHS]
764
00:32:16,449 --> 00:32:19,420
I have a meeting tonight at
Trinity and Life Evangelical.
765
00:32:19,421 --> 00:32:21,286
You can hawk your shit there, but
766
00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:23,813
everything you make has
to go to Trevor's kids.
767
00:32:23,814 --> 00:32:26,386
Oh, come on! This is my retirement fund.
768
00:32:28,002 --> 00:32:29,281
Twenty percent.
769
00:32:29,795 --> 00:32:30,991
Thirty?
770
00:32:31,756 --> 00:32:35,051
Okay, 95 percent, and we
appreciate your business.
771
00:32:36,510 --> 00:32:40,013
And this has been a rough few years.
772
00:32:40,014 --> 00:32:41,306
[SOFT LAUGH]
773
00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:43,428
Needless to say, it
hasn't been that easy
774
00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:44,809
being around my dad.
775
00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:46,561
But my favorite memory of him
776
00:32:46,562 --> 00:32:48,229
is this thing that he would do.
777
00:32:48,230 --> 00:32:50,687
[INHALES] So he would be in his office,
778
00:32:50,688 --> 00:32:55,111
hunched over paperwork, and I'd knock.
779
00:32:55,112 --> 00:32:57,125
And he'd look up, confused.
780
00:32:58,157 --> 00:32:59,824
And then, boom.
781
00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:04,287
It's the... the biggest, warmest smile.
782
00:33:04,288 --> 00:33:07,199
That is the version of my dad
that I'm going to remember.
783
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,210
And I'm grateful for every moment
784
00:33:10,211 --> 00:33:11,655
that I had with him
785
00:33:12,486 --> 00:33:13,963
when he was just him.
786
00:33:13,964 --> 00:33:15,840
[SOFT SOMBER ROCK MUSIC]
787
00:33:15,841 --> 00:33:19,260
You hear about these professors
who go the extra mile
788
00:33:19,261 --> 00:33:20,607
to help a student.
789
00:33:21,617 --> 00:33:24,630
But what Youens did for me
went above and beyond that.
790
00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:26,935
Got me my first real job.
791
00:33:26,936 --> 00:33:28,965
Listened to me bitch about my family.
792
00:33:29,688 --> 00:33:30,772
He was there for me.
793
00:33:30,773 --> 00:33:32,190
[WENDY] He got me internships,
794
00:33:32,191 --> 00:33:35,137
wrote dozens of letters
of recommendation,
795
00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:37,862
personally called the
dean at Carnegie Mellon
796
00:33:37,863 --> 00:33:40,198
to get me into the
robotics doctoral program.
797
00:33:40,199 --> 00:33:43,201
Told me once, he wished
he'd been a poet.
798
00:33:43,202 --> 00:33:46,037
And he showed me something he'd written.
799
00:33:46,038 --> 00:33:48,581
Said I was the only person
800
00:33:48,582 --> 00:33:50,399
he trusted enough to show.
801
00:33:51,837 --> 00:33:54,462
- That poem was awful. [SOFT LAUGH]
- [CROWD LAUGHS SOFTLY]
802
00:33:54,463 --> 00:33:56,641
And no matter how busy he was,
803
00:33:56,642 --> 00:33:59,384
Youens always made time to talk to me.
804
00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:01,797
He helped me with whatever I needed,
805
00:34:01,798 --> 00:34:06,182
listen, offer advice, wise counsel.
806
00:34:06,183 --> 00:34:08,200
Day or night, it didn't matter,
807
00:34:08,201 --> 00:34:10,937
when you called or knocked on his door,
808
00:34:10,938 --> 00:34:12,576
he always answered.
809
00:34:14,441 --> 00:34:15,579
Always.
810
00:34:16,152 --> 00:34:18,069
♪ You could ever really love me... ♪
811
00:34:18,070 --> 00:34:19,683
[JOHN] He was like a father to me.
812
00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:23,916
I honestly don't know where
I'd be without him today.
813
00:34:23,917 --> 00:34:26,035
♪ It's in your head... ♪
814
00:34:26,036 --> 00:34:29,248
[JOHN] He invested his time
and energy to make sure
815
00:34:29,249 --> 00:34:31,107
I didn't become a total fuck-up.
816
00:34:31,660 --> 00:34:32,959
He didn't have to.
817
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,419
[DOOR OPENS]
818
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,045
I'm still not sure why he did.
819
00:34:36,977 --> 00:34:40,258
Okay. My friend found you a place.
820
00:34:40,259 --> 00:34:41,759
It's a family shelter.
821
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,261
They'll have a room for you in two days.
822
00:34:43,262 --> 00:34:45,722
Girls, we've got a place to live.
823
00:34:45,723 --> 00:34:48,725
They can take us in two days, you said?
824
00:34:48,726 --> 00:34:50,351
Mm-hmm.
825
00:34:50,352 --> 00:34:53,408
Oh, we've got the tarp
if it rains again.
826
00:35:02,156 --> 00:35:04,240
Why don't you just stay
here for two nights?
827
00:35:04,241 --> 00:35:05,950
Really?
828
00:35:05,951 --> 00:35:08,328
Yeah. Not a problem.
829
00:35:08,329 --> 00:35:10,455
I'll just, uh, I'll
crash at my old place.
830
00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:12,790
- [EXHALES]
- Oh, my God, Fiona.
831
00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:15,959
Thank you. You're a lifesaver.
832
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,130
[UPBEAT ALTERNATIVE MUSIC]
833
00:35:19,131 --> 00:35:22,550
We should go get a blanket
and a bottle of champagne,
834
00:35:22,551 --> 00:35:25,626
go in the park, and lay in
the grass as man and wife,
835
00:35:25,627 --> 00:35:28,640
and let the moon and the
stars bless our union.
836
00:35:28,641 --> 00:35:31,309
[SOFT SQUEAL]
837
00:35:31,310 --> 00:35:32,310
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
838
00:35:32,311 --> 00:35:33,811
[SQUEALS] Cute!
839
00:35:33,812 --> 00:35:36,124
[LYNN] Now serving, 103.
840
00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:37,370
Oh!
841
00:35:37,371 --> 00:35:38,733
Yay! That's us.
842
00:35:38,734 --> 00:35:40,443
Okay, come on.
843
00:35:40,444 --> 00:35:42,487
[EXHALES]
844
00:35:42,488 --> 00:35:46,491
♪♪♪
845
00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:48,674
All set.
846
00:35:48,675 --> 00:35:53,164
Your marriage license is valid
for 60 days in Cook County only.
847
00:35:53,165 --> 00:35:54,903
There's a one-day waiting period
848
00:35:54,904 --> 00:35:56,631
before the license becomes effective.
849
00:35:56,632 --> 00:35:59,221
Wait. So we can't get married today?
850
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,061
You can get married at
this exact time tomorrow.
851
00:36:03,127 --> 00:36:05,677
What the fuck? This sucks.
852
00:36:05,678 --> 00:36:07,137
[SCOFFS]
853
00:36:13,821 --> 00:36:15,155
[SIGHS]
854
00:36:15,156 --> 00:36:17,324
I look like a fucking First Lady.
855
00:36:17,731 --> 00:36:18,815
Here.
856
00:36:18,816 --> 00:36:19,941
Go cross your legs
857
00:36:19,942 --> 00:36:22,163
and pretend to be captivated.
858
00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:27,365
Smokey to Bobcat.
859
00:36:27,366 --> 00:36:29,015
Do you hear me? Over.
860
00:36:30,411 --> 00:36:32,009
What are you guys up to?
861
00:36:32,010 --> 00:36:35,127
We're trying to get Svetlana
married off to a rich dude.
862
00:36:35,128 --> 00:36:36,540
So...
863
00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:38,711
you just gave 'em your
place, just like that?
864
00:36:38,712 --> 00:36:40,951
What else was I supposed to do?
865
00:36:41,637 --> 00:36:44,048
Man, I was really digging
my quiet mornings
866
00:36:44,049 --> 00:36:46,009
away from Gallagher chaos.
867
00:36:46,010 --> 00:36:47,515
And it's extra bad right now
868
00:36:47,516 --> 00:36:49,981
'cause of lan's gay messiah shit.
869
00:36:49,982 --> 00:36:52,223
He should read Pope Leo the 13th's
870
00:36:52,224 --> 00:36:53,962
encyclical on property rights.
871
00:36:54,893 --> 00:36:56,604
I'll pass it on.
872
00:36:58,564 --> 00:37:00,607
You know, whiskey is actually
873
00:37:00,608 --> 00:37:03,192
clear when it comes off the still.
874
00:37:03,193 --> 00:37:06,649
It gets the caramel color
from the barrel...
875
00:37:06,650 --> 00:37:08,434
You know, I'm just... I'm
just gonna say this.
876
00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:09,574
Sometimes it feels like
877
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:11,743
it doesn't even matter
that I'm sitting here.
878
00:37:11,744 --> 00:37:13,368
I know all the places you've lived.
879
00:37:13,369 --> 00:37:15,328
I know all the languages you speak.
880
00:37:15,329 --> 00:37:18,001
I've met your exes, your
baby mamas, your spawn.
881
00:37:18,002 --> 00:37:21,177
And yet, you have never asked
one question about me.
882
00:37:21,818 --> 00:37:23,296
Did you know that I became
883
00:37:23,297 --> 00:37:25,882
legal guardian of my
siblings when I was 23?
884
00:37:25,883 --> 00:37:27,580
Or that I dropped out of high school,
885
00:37:27,581 --> 00:37:29,552
but then I got back and I got my GED?
886
00:37:29,553 --> 00:37:31,073
Yes, actually, I did.
887
00:37:32,765 --> 00:37:35,183
And I know you did it to
convince your genius brother
888
00:37:35,184 --> 00:37:37,213
who's a recovering alcoholic
to stay in college.
889
00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:40,396
I know you got left at the
altar by your junkie fiancé
890
00:37:40,397 --> 00:37:42,227
with whom you were very much in love.
891
00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:44,984
- How?
- 'Cause I ask around.
892
00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,487
There's some other stuff I know.
893
00:37:47,488 --> 00:37:49,197
You're fiercely protective
of your family.
894
00:37:49,198 --> 00:37:50,276
You're generous.
895
00:37:50,922 --> 00:37:52,288
Like today, for example,
896
00:37:52,289 --> 00:37:54,272
you gave your apartment
to a homeless family.
897
00:37:55,782 --> 00:37:58,200
You are so very much yourself.
898
00:37:59,269 --> 00:38:00,975
You don't even have to try.
899
00:38:03,545 --> 00:38:06,382
And frankly, you scare the
fuckin' shit out of me.
900
00:38:08,279 --> 00:38:09,697
[CHUCKLES]
901
00:38:12,096 --> 00:38:13,389
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
902
00:38:27,861 --> 00:38:29,407
[KEV] It's him. It's him.
903
00:38:30,614 --> 00:38:31,851
Svet, Svet.
904
00:38:32,241 --> 00:38:36,013
The buzzard is in the tuba.
The buzzard is in the tuba.
905
00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:37,495
- The what?
- I have no idea.
906
00:38:37,496 --> 00:38:38,691
I've never done this before.
907
00:38:44,051 --> 00:38:45,879
[SOFTLY] What's she saying?
908
00:38:47,631 --> 00:38:48,849
I can't hear anything.
909
00:38:49,341 --> 00:38:52,647
I can't hear anything. We
never tested the microphone.
910
00:38:54,380 --> 00:38:56,389
All right, well, she needs to relax.
911
00:38:56,390 --> 00:38:58,127
Tell her to lean in a little.
912
00:38:59,226 --> 00:39:01,506
Svetlana, lean in a little.
913
00:39:02,104 --> 00:39:03,187
Too far. Too Far.
914
00:39:03,188 --> 00:39:04,898
[KEV] Too far. Too far.
915
00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:08,025
Take a sip of your drink.
916
00:39:08,922 --> 00:39:10,502
[KEV] Sip, not gulp.
917
00:39:11,488 --> 00:39:13,671
Tell her to-to ask him about something.
918
00:39:13,672 --> 00:39:15,032
All right. All right.
919
00:39:15,033 --> 00:39:16,033
All right, Svet.
920
00:39:16,034 --> 00:39:18,369
Ask him about his mother.
921
00:39:18,370 --> 00:39:19,829
No, not his mother.
922
00:39:19,830 --> 00:39:22,248
[KEV] Ask him about his
favorite sports teams.
923
00:39:22,249 --> 00:39:23,499
Allergies... What the hell
924
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:25,668
do people talk about on dates?
925
00:39:25,669 --> 00:39:28,380
[VERONICA] Did she just drop
her earpiece in her drink?
926
00:39:31,884 --> 00:39:33,342
[KEV] Oh, no.
927
00:39:33,343 --> 00:39:35,512
She's gonna grab his cock, isn't she?
928
00:39:39,933 --> 00:39:41,671
Mm-hmm. Called that one.
929
00:39:42,269 --> 00:39:43,728
[BOTH] T-shirts!
930
00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:45,229
Each garment has been
worn by the man himself.
931
00:39:45,230 --> 00:39:46,272
- And blessed!
- T-shirts.
932
00:39:46,273 --> 00:39:47,064
$50 suggested donation.
933
00:39:47,065 --> 00:39:49,484
The white one? Okay. Thank you.
934
00:39:49,485 --> 00:39:50,581
T-shirts, T-shirts.
935
00:39:50,582 --> 00:39:51,861
T-shirts, get your T-shirts here!
936
00:39:51,862 --> 00:39:53,571
Nice turnout.
937
00:39:53,572 --> 00:39:55,435
Only half of them are regulars.
938
00:39:56,074 --> 00:39:57,170
You did great.
939
00:39:57,534 --> 00:39:59,202
I just sat there while
people talked about
940
00:39:59,203 --> 00:40:00,620
how horribly they'd been treated,
941
00:40:00,621 --> 00:40:02,622
by family, co-workers...
942
00:40:02,623 --> 00:40:04,582
Can you please sign this, please?
943
00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,209
- ...strangers.
- Thank you.
944
00:40:06,210 --> 00:40:07,989
Sometimes that's all they need.
945
00:40:09,254 --> 00:40:11,047
Tomorrow's our weekly service...
946
00:40:11,048 --> 00:40:12,340
- Thanks so much.
- ...where we invite speakers
947
00:40:12,341 --> 00:40:14,008
to come up and discuss how to turn
948
00:40:14,009 --> 00:40:16,260
personal pain into positive action.
949
00:40:16,261 --> 00:40:18,149
We call it "A Night of Good Grief."
950
00:40:19,056 --> 00:40:21,307
The name is silly, but the idea isn't.
951
00:40:21,308 --> 00:40:22,809
You up for it?
952
00:40:22,810 --> 00:40:24,685
Well...
953
00:40:24,686 --> 00:40:28,606
I don't... know what to say
that hasn't already been said.
954
00:40:28,607 --> 00:40:30,034
You say it again.
955
00:40:30,035 --> 00:40:32,026
It can't be said enough,
not until queer kids
956
00:40:32,027 --> 00:40:33,945
stop being told there's
something wrong with them.
957
00:40:33,946 --> 00:40:35,731
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [MAN] It was so worth it.
958
00:40:45,290 --> 00:40:48,376
[BROODING ALTERNATIVE MUSIC]
959
00:40:48,377 --> 00:40:50,086
[DOOR SLAMS]
960
00:40:50,087 --> 00:40:55,217
♪♪♪
961
00:41:11,358 --> 00:41:15,111
♪ Solid as a stone ♪
962
00:41:15,112 --> 00:41:18,155
♪ All is almost lost ♪
963
00:41:18,156 --> 00:41:21,868
♪ And it starts to show ♪
964
00:41:21,869 --> 00:41:26,497
♪ And it's home but it's gone ♪
965
00:41:26,498 --> 00:41:29,917
- [SHOUTS]
- [METAL CLATTERING]
966
00:41:29,918 --> 00:41:31,752
♪♪♪
967
00:41:31,753 --> 00:41:33,045
Fuck!
968
00:41:33,046 --> 00:41:34,297
[CLANKS]
969
00:41:34,298 --> 00:41:35,882
- [METAL CLANKS]
- [HISSING]
970
00:41:35,883 --> 00:41:38,264
♪ Tear down your ♪
971
00:41:38,265 --> 00:41:41,535
♪ Suffering ♪
972
00:41:41,536 --> 00:41:43,431
♪ Bolt ♪
973
00:41:43,432 --> 00:41:45,349
♪ By ♪
974
00:41:45,350 --> 00:41:48,811
♪ Bolt ♪
975
00:41:48,812 --> 00:41:51,147
[SNIFFS]
976
00:41:51,148 --> 00:41:55,777
♪♪♪
977
00:42:02,910 --> 00:42:04,035
[SOFTLY] Hey.
978
00:42:04,036 --> 00:42:05,870
- Hm?
- Hey.
979
00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:07,342
We need to talk.
980
00:42:08,206 --> 00:42:10,291
What? What?
981
00:42:10,292 --> 00:42:12,501
You gotta promise not to freak out.
982
00:42:12,502 --> 00:42:13,577
I promise.
983
00:42:14,171 --> 00:42:16,881
Okay. First of all.
984
00:42:16,882 --> 00:42:18,966
You're, like, the best thing
that's ever happened to me
985
00:42:18,967 --> 00:42:20,469
like, by like a bazillion.
986
00:42:21,464 --> 00:42:23,679
But when we were at the clerk's office,
987
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,251
and she said we had to wait...
988
00:42:27,006 --> 00:42:28,413
I was relieved.
989
00:42:28,888 --> 00:42:30,176
A little.
990
00:42:31,104 --> 00:42:34,121
'Cause I feel like we rushed into this.
991
00:42:34,122 --> 00:42:36,214
And I totally want you to be my wife,
992
00:42:36,215 --> 00:42:37,722
my little sweetie boo.
993
00:42:39,404 --> 00:42:41,364
Would you hate me
994
00:42:41,365 --> 00:42:43,817
if we stayed engaged a teeny bit longer?
995
00:42:44,327 --> 00:42:46,410
Until we're both
996
00:42:46,411 --> 00:42:50,260
no doubt, positively sure we're ready?
997
00:42:54,586 --> 00:42:56,003
I could never hate you.
998
00:42:56,004 --> 00:42:57,129
[EXHALES]
999
00:42:57,130 --> 00:42:58,924
- For real?
- Yeah.
1000
00:42:59,591 --> 00:43:02,468
And thank you for being honest with me.
1001
00:43:02,469 --> 00:43:05,829
That's, like, super important
for a healthy marriage.
1002
00:43:07,099 --> 00:43:09,100
[EXHALES] You are awesome.
1003
00:43:09,101 --> 00:43:10,434
I love you.
1004
00:43:10,435 --> 00:43:11,803
Mm, I love you too.
1005
00:43:13,855 --> 00:43:15,232
Mm.
1006
00:43:19,027 --> 00:43:20,779
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
1007
00:43:22,155 --> 00:43:24,366
[PANTING]
1008
00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:27,994
Okay, okay.
1009
00:43:27,995 --> 00:43:30,205
Okay, now.
1010
00:43:32,457 --> 00:43:34,250
- [GRUNTS]
- [MOANS]
1011
00:43:34,251 --> 00:43:38,057
[MOANS INTENSELY]
1012
00:43:38,058 --> 00:43:39,463
[EXHALES]
1013
00:43:39,464 --> 00:43:41,842
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
1014
00:43:45,345 --> 00:43:46,971
[INHALES]
1015
00:43:46,972 --> 00:43:49,558
You're getting pretty good at that.
1016
00:43:50,809 --> 00:43:53,352
Fourth time's the charm.
1017
00:43:53,353 --> 00:43:55,063
[SOFT LAUGH]
1018
00:43:55,981 --> 00:43:58,774
Well,
1019
00:43:58,775 --> 00:44:01,235
two left.
1020
00:44:01,236 --> 00:44:03,484
Better hope you tire out soon.
1021
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,952
Do you think I'm the
only person on Earth
1022
00:44:09,953 --> 00:44:11,495
who doesn't want your babies?
1023
00:44:11,496 --> 00:44:13,289
I don't want my babies.
1024
00:44:13,290 --> 00:44:15,236
That's why I keep letting
other people have them.
1025
00:44:17,170 --> 00:44:20,173
I dig this candid version of you.
1026
00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:25,343
Now... ask me something about myself.
1027
00:44:27,345 --> 00:44:29,843
What's the one thing
about Fiona Gallagher
1028
00:44:29,844 --> 00:44:31,460
that might surprise me?
1029
00:44:32,434 --> 00:44:33,796
That's a tough one.
1030
00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:36,728
You seem to have me all figured out.
1031
00:44:37,282 --> 00:44:38,690
That's my gift.
1032
00:44:41,151 --> 00:44:42,513
How about...
1033
00:44:46,491 --> 00:44:48,802
I think I might not want to have kids.
1034
00:44:49,724 --> 00:44:51,786
But you're a woman.
How is that possible?
1035
00:44:51,787 --> 00:44:53,454
[SNORTS]
1036
00:44:53,455 --> 00:44:56,040
- Well, my siblings are my kids.
- [CELL PHONE BUZZES]
1037
00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:58,376
[SIGHS]
1038
00:45:01,838 --> 00:45:03,506
- [BUZZING CONTINUES]
- It's Nessa.
1039
00:45:03,507 --> 00:45:04,757
Mm-hmm. [KISSES]
1040
00:45:04,758 --> 00:45:06,050
I'm supposed to be analyzing
1041
00:45:06,051 --> 00:45:07,718
your skills and reporting back.
1042
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:09,136
And how am I doing so far?
1043
00:45:10,251 --> 00:45:11,806
Overall positive.
1044
00:45:11,807 --> 00:45:14,016
- Happy to give you more data.
- [SOFT LAUGH]
1045
00:45:14,017 --> 00:45:16,353
Hi. Can I call you back later?
1046
00:45:17,521 --> 00:45:19,563
[KISSING]
1047
00:45:19,564 --> 00:45:21,358
You're fucking kidding me.
1048
00:45:24,361 --> 00:45:26,612
- Thanks for the heads up.
- Any time.
1049
00:45:26,613 --> 00:45:29,908
FYI, they just dragged in two
sleeping bags and a pull-up bar.
1050
00:45:31,785 --> 00:45:33,286
[FIONA] Hello?
1051
00:45:35,122 --> 00:45:37,248
- [TRINA] ...uh-huh.
- [FIONA] Hi.
1052
00:45:37,249 --> 00:45:39,375
Now, everyone, this is the lady
1053
00:45:39,376 --> 00:45:40,626
who has been helping us.
1054
00:45:40,627 --> 00:45:42,586
This is, uh, my sister,
1055
00:45:42,587 --> 00:45:45,756
my cousin, his wife, and their son.
1056
00:45:45,757 --> 00:45:47,288
What's going on?
1057
00:45:47,289 --> 00:45:48,843
They're paying us to crash here
1058
00:45:48,844 --> 00:45:51,063
so we'll have some cash for the shelter.
1059
00:45:51,064 --> 00:45:52,847
Oh, fuck! My chair!
1060
00:45:52,848 --> 00:45:54,904
Ooh, sorry about that.
1061
00:45:54,905 --> 00:45:57,476
Good thing it's an old chair, right?
1062
00:45:57,477 --> 00:46:01,272
[BROODING ROCK MUSIC]
1063
00:46:01,273 --> 00:46:06,444
♪♪♪
1064
00:46:23,044 --> 00:46:25,588
Hey. Sorry about last night.
1065
00:46:25,589 --> 00:46:27,230
Something came up last
minute, and I'm trying
1066
00:46:27,231 --> 00:46:28,951
to juggle everything but
it's snowballing and...
1067
00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:30,004
And I...
1068
00:46:30,005 --> 00:46:32,303
- [SOFT CHUCKLE] Hey.
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
1069
00:46:32,304 --> 00:46:33,888
- Yeah.
- [IAN] It's snowballing.
1070
00:46:33,889 --> 00:46:35,931
I had like 40 people show up
to this meeting yesterday.
1071
00:46:35,932 --> 00:46:37,516
Yeah, and I had 50 kids show up
1072
00:46:37,517 --> 00:46:39,894
to a career symposium
about being a paramedic.
1073
00:46:39,895 --> 00:46:43,301
But... I guess since yours is
about God, you win, right?
1074
00:46:44,316 --> 00:46:46,483
- Hey, hey, Ian.
- One second, guys.
1075
00:46:46,484 --> 00:46:49,111
I'm helping people in need, same as you.
1076
00:46:49,112 --> 00:46:51,238
Are you saying it's only
cool when it's your idea?
1077
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,324
I don't ask a lot of you.
1078
00:46:53,325 --> 00:46:55,784
This was one thing that
was important to me.
1079
00:46:56,661 --> 00:46:59,038
You know, maybe what
you're doing is worth
1080
00:46:59,039 --> 00:47:00,789
pissing off the people
that care about you.
1081
00:47:00,790 --> 00:47:01,916
That's fine.
1082
00:47:01,917 --> 00:47:03,292
But don't insult me
1083
00:47:03,293 --> 00:47:05,123
by acting like it's not happening.
1084
00:47:18,899 --> 00:47:19,900
Hi.
1085
00:47:20,352 --> 00:47:21,980
You didn't speak at the service.
1086
00:47:22,729 --> 00:47:24,631
Uh, I was gonna, but...
1087
00:47:25,638 --> 00:47:27,984
everything I was gonna
say was already said.
1088
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,477
Sorry for your loss.
1089
00:47:36,534 --> 00:47:38,595
Yeah, I lost him a long time ago.
1090
00:47:41,122 --> 00:47:42,843
Still doesn't make it easy.
1091
00:47:44,334 --> 00:47:46,719
He was a good dad, just, um,
1092
00:47:47,334 --> 00:47:48,421
not to me.
1093
00:47:49,813 --> 00:47:51,257
I guess it's easier to be
1094
00:47:51,258 --> 00:47:52,953
kind to somebody who looks up to you.
1095
00:47:54,010 --> 00:47:55,314
Hey, um,
1096
00:47:56,846 --> 00:47:59,719
I found this going
through his paperwork.
1097
00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:02,601
It's a draft of a recommendation letter.
1098
00:48:03,577 --> 00:48:05,007
Thought you might want it.
1099
00:48:27,861 --> 00:48:29,878
You know, in all of his
years of teaching,
1100
00:48:29,879 --> 00:48:32,424
I never heard him talk
about a student like that.
1101
00:48:34,467 --> 00:48:36,801
He says he's amazed by your mind.
1102
00:48:45,455 --> 00:48:47,049
You don't want to keep it?
1103
00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:52,121
Oh, I think I'm too angry to keep it.
1104
00:48:59,868 --> 00:49:01,036
[CRIES]
1105
00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:06,958
[CRYING]
1106
00:49:14,549 --> 00:49:17,634
[ROUSING ROCK MUSIC]
1107
00:49:17,635 --> 00:49:19,386
Kass?
1108
00:49:19,387 --> 00:49:21,972
[CARL, MUFFLED] Where you at?
1109
00:49:21,973 --> 00:49:24,475
♪ One, two, three, four,
blowing down my door ♪
1110
00:49:24,476 --> 00:49:27,131
- ♪ Five, six, seven, eight... ♪
- Babe?
1111
00:49:27,132 --> 00:49:29,021
- [RASPING]
- Kass!
1112
00:49:29,022 --> 00:49:30,481
[GASPING]
1113
00:49:30,482 --> 00:49:32,649
Oh! [GASPING]
1114
00:49:32,650 --> 00:49:34,985
[GASPS] You saved my life!
1115
00:49:34,986 --> 00:49:37,232
- You really do love me!
- Yeah.
1116
00:49:37,712 --> 00:49:39,310
[GASPS] What time is it?
1117
00:49:40,233 --> 00:49:41,325
Like 4:00?
1118
00:49:41,326 --> 00:49:43,481
The County Clerk's
office is open til 5:00.
1119
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,749
♪ Nothing's gonna stop me now ♪
1120
00:49:49,198 --> 00:49:52,660
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
1121
00:49:56,846 --> 00:49:58,329
That your new chair?
1122
00:50:00,053 --> 00:50:01,179
Why's it over here?
1123
00:50:03,348 --> 00:50:06,163
So that the pile of assholes who
are squatting in my apartment
1124
00:50:06,164 --> 00:50:07,738
won't destroy it.
1125
00:50:10,605 --> 00:50:13,065
Who aren't actually assholes.
1126
00:50:13,066 --> 00:50:14,400
They're just poor and broke
1127
00:50:14,401 --> 00:50:15,859
and taking advantage of the situation.
1128
00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:18,833
Just like I've done 100 times.
1129
00:50:20,198 --> 00:50:22,077
And they aren't squatting.
1130
00:50:22,078 --> 00:50:23,657
I told them that they could stay there.
1131
00:50:23,658 --> 00:50:24,868
[PHONE CHIMES]
1132
00:50:24,869 --> 00:50:27,079
- [EXHALES]
- [PHONE BUZZING]
1133
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:30,707
Did you just get this pic from Kassidi?
1134
00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:31,876
[IAN] Yeah.
1135
00:50:32,919 --> 00:50:34,896
"Birth, marriage, death."
1136
00:50:34,897 --> 00:50:36,047
What the hell is that?
1137
00:50:37,545 --> 00:50:39,675
- I think they got hitched.
- What?
1138
00:50:39,676 --> 00:50:41,522
Yeah, I told him not to.
1139
00:50:42,178 --> 00:50:45,223
[IAN] Not legally,
right? She's, like, 15.
1140
00:50:51,646 --> 00:50:52,896
- Hey.
- [LIGHTER CLICKS]
1141
00:50:52,897 --> 00:50:55,065
Can I get a ride to this church?
1142
00:50:55,066 --> 00:50:57,813
[INHALES] Supposed to speak at
this thing, and I don't know.
1143
00:50:58,727 --> 00:51:01,517
Kinda scared shitless. I mean...
1144
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,752
I don't do speeches.
1145
00:51:05,010 --> 00:51:06,239
So don't do it.
1146
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,882
Sorta feel like I have to.
1147
00:51:08,538 --> 00:51:10,676
Everyone thinks that I
have something to say.
1148
00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:13,345
What if I don't?
1149
00:51:13,751 --> 00:51:16,753
[ROCK MUSIC]
1150
00:51:16,754 --> 00:51:19,047
When they're gone, they're gone,
folks, so don't miss out.
1151
00:51:19,048 --> 00:51:21,341
All profits go to help
gays across the planet.
1152
00:51:21,342 --> 00:51:23,247
Can you give me just one second?
1153
00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:26,597
Are we really gonna give
all of our money to Ian?
1154
00:51:26,598 --> 00:51:28,557
No, of course not.
1155
00:51:28,558 --> 00:51:32,144
Thank you so much for waiting.
Gay Jesus loves and blesses you.
1156
00:51:32,145 --> 00:51:34,354
Get your T-shirts here!
Don't miss out, folks.
1157
00:51:34,355 --> 00:51:36,982
We're runnin' out. T-shirts.
1158
00:51:36,983 --> 00:51:41,154
♪♪♪
1159
00:51:42,947 --> 00:51:45,616
Oh, shit. No wonder you're nervous.
1160
00:51:45,617 --> 00:51:48,035
Did you know that all these
people were gonna be here?
1161
00:51:48,036 --> 00:51:49,912
- No.
- Hey.
1162
00:51:49,913 --> 00:51:51,688
They all came for you.
1163
00:51:51,689 --> 00:51:53,219
Isn't this amazing?
1164
00:51:54,459 --> 00:51:56,752
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1165
00:51:56,753 --> 00:51:59,505
[MELANCHOLY PIANO MUSIC]
1166
00:51:59,506 --> 00:52:04,677
♪♪♪
1167
00:52:23,905 --> 00:52:27,282
So I just wanna start out
by saying that I'm no hero.
1168
00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:30,327
I'm just a guy who keeps showing up
1169
00:52:30,328 --> 00:52:34,149
to these anti-gay churches
and hearing shit like,
1170
00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:36,458
"God created man and woman.
1171
00:52:36,459 --> 00:52:39,336
You either look like a man or a woman.
1172
00:52:39,337 --> 00:52:42,576
Don't... bring us any
of your other shit."
1173
00:52:44,077 --> 00:52:45,729
So they're essentially saying,
1174
00:52:46,386 --> 00:52:48,762
"Don't make me work too hard
1175
00:52:48,763 --> 00:52:51,765
to see you on your own terms," right?
1176
00:52:51,766 --> 00:52:53,517
[AUDIENCE MURMURING]
1177
00:52:53,518 --> 00:52:58,605
But we have the God-given
right to be who we are.
1178
00:52:58,606 --> 00:53:01,233
Not who others want us to be.
1179
00:53:01,234 --> 00:53:03,900
So when they say shit like,
1180
00:53:03,901 --> 00:53:08,264
"Don't use fake words like nonbinary
1181
00:53:08,265 --> 00:53:11,869
or gender-fluid,
cis-whatever," it's like...
1182
00:53:13,851 --> 00:53:16,164
Those are my terms, bitch.
1183
00:53:16,165 --> 00:53:18,083
Mm-hmm, yep.
1184
00:53:18,084 --> 00:53:20,295
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
1185
00:53:26,301 --> 00:53:27,969
Mm-hmm.
1186
00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:34,016
Which means we have to be so big,
1187
00:53:34,017 --> 00:53:35,392
so noisy...
1188
00:53:35,393 --> 00:53:37,603
that there's nowhere else to look.
1189
00:53:37,604 --> 00:53:41,151
And we do it in God's name because...
1190
00:53:42,632 --> 00:53:43,783
[CHUCKLES]
1191
00:53:43,784 --> 00:53:45,736
Because God hates haters.
1192
00:53:45,737 --> 00:53:48,697
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
1193
00:53:48,698 --> 00:53:51,742
[ROCK MUSIC]
1194
00:53:51,743 --> 00:53:56,873
♪♪♪
1195
00:54:03,546 --> 00:54:06,548
[CHEERING CONTINUES]
1196
00:54:06,549 --> 00:54:09,469
[METALLIC BUZZING]
1197
00:54:13,863 --> 00:54:16,009
I spotted 12 safety violations.
1198
00:54:16,010 --> 00:54:17,736
No wonder they pay so much.
1199
00:54:17,737 --> 00:54:19,519
I think I'm gonna bail.
1200
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:21,792
I gotta stick it out. I need the cash.
1201
00:54:21,793 --> 00:54:23,172
Hey, could you grab me a clip light?
1202
00:54:23,173 --> 00:54:24,406
Can barely see anything I'm doing.
1203
00:54:24,407 --> 00:54:25,512
Okay.
1204
00:54:27,153 --> 00:54:29,364
[TORCH HISSING AND SPARKING]
1205
00:54:32,116 --> 00:54:33,283
- [CLANKS]
- [BONE CRUNCHES]
1206
00:54:33,284 --> 00:54:34,785
- [SCREAMS]
- Debbie!
1207
00:54:34,786 --> 00:54:36,538
[DEBBIE SCREAMING]
1208
00:54:36,539 --> 00:54:37,913
[FARHAD] Call 911!
1209
00:54:37,914 --> 00:54:41,125
[DEBBIE CRYING AND GASPING]
1210
00:54:43,503 --> 00:54:44,503
[CAR LOCK BEEPS]
1211
00:54:45,797 --> 00:54:47,964
[SIGHS]
1212
00:54:47,965 --> 00:54:49,258
Hi.
1213
00:54:52,053 --> 00:54:54,231
This fucking day, man. [SCOFFS]
1214
00:54:54,232 --> 00:54:55,863
Find Svetlana a man?
1215
00:54:55,864 --> 00:54:57,808
No, she grabbed the guy's cock.
1216
00:54:57,809 --> 00:54:58,809
[KEY JINGLE]
1217
00:55:01,145 --> 00:55:03,313
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
1218
00:55:03,733 --> 00:55:05,577
Not taking her home to meet Mom.
1219
00:55:07,318 --> 00:55:08,841
Where you coming from?
1220
00:55:10,570 --> 00:55:11,979
Church.
1221
00:55:12,740 --> 00:55:14,574
Ian has a cult.
1222
00:55:14,575 --> 00:55:16,542
- A what?
- Yeah.
1223
00:55:16,543 --> 00:55:19,192
They think he's Gay Jesus.
1224
00:55:20,006 --> 00:55:21,627
Looking for Fiona Gallagher.
1225
00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:23,287
That's me.
1226
00:55:23,714 --> 00:55:24,980
You've been served.
1227
00:55:32,427 --> 00:55:34,558
"As a result of one or more acts
1228
00:55:34,559 --> 00:55:37,221
by defendant L. Donner and
defendant F. Gallagher,
1229
00:55:38,156 --> 00:55:40,517
plaintiff R. Latham has been injured,
1230
00:55:40,518 --> 00:55:42,476
damaged, and incapacitated."
1231
00:55:42,910 --> 00:55:44,605
Who the fuck is R. Latham?
1232
00:55:46,065 --> 00:55:47,441
Rodney.
1233
00:55:47,442 --> 00:55:49,089
The dude that fell off your roof?
1234
00:55:49,090 --> 00:55:50,296
He's suing you?
1235
00:55:50,297 --> 00:55:52,589
"Plaintiff demands judgment
against defendants
1236
00:55:52,590 --> 00:55:55,616
in the sum of $6 million."
1237
00:55:57,201 --> 00:55:58,650
Motherfucker.
1238
00:55:59,396 --> 00:56:00,836
Motherfucker!
1239
00:56:01,247 --> 00:56:04,249
[ROCK MUSIC]
1240
00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:08,337
♪♪♪
1241
00:56:15,011 --> 00:56:16,982
♪ Whoa-oh ♪
1242
00:56:16,983 --> 00:56:18,930
♪ I'm the love he left you with ♪
1243
00:56:18,931 --> 00:56:22,225
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
1244
00:56:22,226 --> 00:56:23,934
♪ You sound bent out of shape ♪
1245
00:56:23,935 --> 00:56:26,521
♪ No blood can try to stop me now ♪
1246
00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:33,820
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com