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It's you again?
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Oh, I'm sick of this, all right?
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I'm not telling you what
you missed last week.
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Seriously, I'm not doing it. Fuck off.
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I'm being deported next month.
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I tried to flee up to Canada,
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but they stopped me at the border.
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200 plus gas and tolls.
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I'll get you and your family across.
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Hey, Frank, can you do me a favor
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and bring me back some Canadian insulin?
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It's 50% cheaper up there.
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"Need the car to make
money. Thanks, Carl."
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Youens got convicted.
Guilty on all counts.
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- Oh, shit.
- This is officially stuck.
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I know an Irish guy
that does wood stuff.
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You want me to see if he's around?
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In 72 hours, you will be
free of your addiction.
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How much do you need? Can
we do a little ransom sitch?
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No, I get to stay.
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Oh, fuck.
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God damn it, V! No fabric softener
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in the girls' jammies.
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Quick, Kev, what else?
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- What else, what?
- Besides fabric softener,
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have I been a bad, bad girl?
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- Oh.
- I called Margo.
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She's got another building
she's willing to lease.
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No, fuck off, Fiona. The answer's no.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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I... I'm trying to move forward here
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and you're acting
like a fuckin' toddler.
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I want things to be okay between us.
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They are.
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I'm fired, but it was 100% worth it
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to see the look on that scumbag's face.
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- Did we...
- Like, four times.
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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No. Oh, come on.
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Uh... shut up!
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Debs, get the fuck out!
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Come on, I gotta take a leak!
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- What the fuck is going on?
- Well, Debs
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has been in there for, like, an hour.
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Well, tell her to get
out, Franny's crying.
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Yeah, I have been.
Debs, get the fuck out!
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And who is ringing the
bell? It's 7:00 a. m.!
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Howdy. That's for me. Let's go, Liam.
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Time to go to work.
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Debs, I gotta take a leak.
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- Gimme a minute.
- She's still in there?
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Yeah.
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All right, that's it. I'm comin' in.
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Jesus. I'll get Franny.
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Debs.
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Shit.
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You pregnant again?
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Fucking better not be.
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Fuck.
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Oh, Debs, this one says negative.
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They all say negative.
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How am I supposed to trust any of them.
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I haven't gotten my period yet.
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Maybe it's just stress, right?
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Or maybe the slut candy didn't work.
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- What?
- The morning after pill.
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I can't afford Franny right now,
never mind another stupid baby.
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Negative? Liar!
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Hi, got your child to stop cryin'.
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I got fired from my job, Fiona.
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So don't be giving me shit if I'm late
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on my share of the house money.
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Well, it's your turn to buy groceries
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- and make dinner tonight.
- I know.
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Now get out so I can shower.
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Ahh! Hey!
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- What happened?
- That!
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Shit.
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- What's going on?
- What are you doing?
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Ah, Jesus. Now everyone's in here.
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Guess I won't shower today.
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Gonna get filthy anyway
cleaning that shitty building
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my sister found for homeless kids.
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Oh, God, Ian. Can't we be past this?
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- Uh-huh.
- Can you get rid of him?
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- Yes.
- You know what?
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I'll just shower at
my apartment building.
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I'm gonna go to the store to swipe
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- some more pregnancy tests.
- No, no, no.
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I'm gonna take you
to Planned Parenthood.
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We're gonna get a real test. All right?
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And you, you gotta
sleep at the bike shop
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- from now on, okay?
- Fine.
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Hey, I'm going to see one
of those sponsors later.
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- Good. It's about fuckin' time.
- All right.
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Hey.
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Did you watch me pee, pervert?
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That's whole lot of pee, babe.
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- Hi.
- Who are you?
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This is my friend Kassidi.
That's my sister, Fiona.
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I'm girlfriend. Check this out.
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All Carl's.
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- Wow.
- Yeah, I know, right?
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Yeah, we gotta bounce. Let's go.
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Oh, right. See you later, sis!
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Hey.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, why?
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Carl!
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Because of that.
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Holy shit.
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Team, if I could have your attention.
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Uh, thank you for
being here this morning.
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I want you to know that just because
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you look like terrorists,
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doesn't mean you should
be treated like 'em.
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Until America can distinguish
between good brown people
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and bad brown people,
it's my goal to get you all
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safely across the border into Canada.
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Shh, shh, shh. Discretion, right?
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You can all thank me
later when a big bull moose
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is slurping an ice cold Molson
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right out of your butthole!
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Okay, not an alcohol
and sex kind of a crowd.
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I don't even wanna know
what's going on here, Frank.
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Entrepreneurship, Fiona.
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You all right, Liam?
All right, good. Bye.
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Anyhow, uh, my son Liam
will be taking a look
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- at your notice to appear...
- Carl, I said no Uber!
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That's my car! You can't just take it
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whenever you feel like it!
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God damn it!
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♪ O Canada ♪
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♪ Our home and native land ♪
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Everybody.
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♪ True patriot love ♪
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♪ From all thy sons... ♪
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You don't know that, do you?
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That would be a good
song for you to learn.
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Liam, come here.
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I'm gonna go deal with my
business in the front yard.
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Get me one illegal from
each banned Muslim country.
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- Yes?
- You got it, boss.
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Peace out.
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♪ O Canada ♪
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♪ We stand on guard for... ♪
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♪ O Can... ♪
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- Okay, here we go.
- Hey, Frank.
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- How are you?
- Can I get three Advair discs?
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You bet. Bobby Junior'll
be breathing easy
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- in no time, Grace.
- And it's costing me
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half of what it costs down here?
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Mm-hmm.
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- Yes, sir.
- All right, give me
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three months' supply of Januvia,
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100 tablets of Diovan,
100 75 milligram pills
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of Praluent and you might
as well throw in two EpiPens.
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Jesus, all that's for you, Lionel?
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I'm a walking medical disaster, Frank.
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Well, that's why God invented Canada.
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Okay, everybody, get your orders in.
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Now, I'm giving you all a low, low
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special introductory price.
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I can't be so generous
with my fees next time.
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- Uh, you ready, Mauricio?
- Yeah.
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Okay, you take a stool
softener with all that Vicodin.
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You don't wanna end up
dead on the can like Elvis.
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- Yeah.
- All right, who's next?
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Found another razor blade.
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I'll add it to the collection.
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- This place is a dump.
- But we're gonna
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- make it look great.
- Don't listen
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to Negative Nelly, okay?
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He's still mad about the church.
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Yeah, 'cause you got
pity-fucked by my sister
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- with this building.
- Yeah, and she was really good.
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I bet. She's great at
getting what she wants
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and screwing everyone else.
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Hey, Trevor, when do you think
we'll be able to crash here?
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As soon as the city approves
our occupancy certificate.
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I made a list of everyone
who may need a bed.
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Tell me if I forgot anybody.
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Ah.
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You can take Jamie off here.
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- Why?
- He's living at home I think.
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What? Since when?
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The other day, he tried to kill himself
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after his parents haul him off
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to some conversion church or some shit.
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Shit.
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More scrambled eggs, my king?
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Yes.
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But this time, feed 'em to me.
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Whatever you say, your highness.
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Damn it, V!
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- Is that too much?
- No, please, keep going.
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Not with the fork.
You know how I want you
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to feed 'em to me.
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I'm sorry, sire.
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That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
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What's taking so long?
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I can feel the fetus
growing inside of me
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as I sit here.
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There's no way I'm letting
anything get in the way
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of finishing welding school
and getting a good job.
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Oh, so you'd get the abortion this time?
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Whatever it takes.
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How can I be that mom
with three barefoot kids
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hangin' off her Walmart cart?
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If I have to get that thing scraped out
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or go on the pill or get an IUD up in me
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or get castrated right afterwards,
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- I don't care.
- I think you gotta
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grow balls first, Debs.
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Shit.
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What?
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Sierra's dude.
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Debbie Gallagher?
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About time.
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Hey, good luck, Debs.
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Don't be pregnant.
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It's open.
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My family is driving me insane.
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- Good morning.
- Every day, I wake up
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to screamin' or cryin' or fuckin'
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or someone doin' some crazy shit.
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There's always strange
people in my house.
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I know what you mean.
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I can't keep track of who's mad at me.
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Or who I'm mad at.
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Can't even use my own car.
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Are we supposed to feel bad for you
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- Yeah.
- Just move out.
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Can't afford to.
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Have you ever lived on your own before?
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Yes.
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No. Not really.
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So you're 28 and still living at home?
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That's pathetic.
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Thanks. Thanks a lot.
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There's an empty unit you can move into
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right downstairs.
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- No, I need the money.
- That's just an excuse
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people use when they're
afraid to have nice things
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- for themselves.
- Okay, that's enough.
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We gotta go to the witch doctor.
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- Yes.
- The what?
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Fertility guy.
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- Oh. Okay.
- Come by tomorrow.
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We're having a few people
over for happy hour.
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Finish your coffee and let yourself out.
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Bye.
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All right. We're on our way, everybody.
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Settle back, get comfortable.
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How's the goat?
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Let's play a little getting to
know each other alphabet game.
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We'll go around, we'll say our name,
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where we're from and
something that we like.
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And I... I'll start off, okay?
259
00:12:32,098 --> 00:12:36,371
Uh, my name is Frank.
I'm from the US of A.
260
00:12:36,372 --> 00:12:38,206
And I like apples.
261
00:12:38,207 --> 00:12:40,325
Okay, now it's your turn.
262
00:12:42,503 --> 00:12:44,546
You... you repeat what I said
263
00:12:44,547 --> 00:12:46,423
and then say something about yourself.
264
00:12:46,424 --> 00:12:50,747
My name is Frank, I am from the US of A
265
00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,049
and I like Apples.
266
00:12:52,052 --> 00:12:54,264
That's what you say about me.
267
00:12:54,265 --> 00:12:56,058
Say what about you?
268
00:12:56,059 --> 00:12:59,603
My name, where I'm from and what I like.
269
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:01,438
Your name, where you
are from, what you like.
270
00:13:01,439 --> 00:13:03,814
No. God damn it. Hey, point to me.
271
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,317
Point to me. Now repeat:
272
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,411
You are Frank.
273
00:13:06,497 --> 00:13:07,817
You are Frank.
274
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,739
- You're from the United States.
- You're from the United States.
275
00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:12,324
- You like apples.
- You like apples.
276
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,077
Okay, good. Now, tell us your name,
277
00:13:15,078 --> 00:13:17,259
where you're from and something you like
278
00:13:17,262 --> 00:13:19,559
using the next letter of the alphabet.
279
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,461
- My name is Sameer.
- Yeah. But don't point to me.
280
00:13:24,462 --> 00:13:28,090
Point to you. You. Point...
281
00:13:28,091 --> 00:13:29,591
I am from Yemin
282
00:13:29,592 --> 00:13:32,177
and I like enab.
283
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,888
Enab?
284
00:13:34,889 --> 00:13:37,432
I don't know... okay, but
it's gotta start with a B.
285
00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:41,072
Uh, well, it does. Uh, you see, E-N-A-B.
286
00:13:41,075 --> 00:13:43,939
It's gotta begin with a
B. Enab begins with an E.
287
00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:45,315
Not if you read right to left,
288
00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:46,983
like in my country.
289
00:13:46,984 --> 00:13:48,193
- Hm.
- Mm-hmm.
290
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,302
Oh, fuck me.
291
00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:52,142
This is gonna be a long 16 hours.
292
00:13:58,287 --> 00:14:00,038
- Hannah Campbell?
- Hey.
293
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,623
So?
294
00:14:01,624 --> 00:14:03,709
Find out the test results tomorrow.
295
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,127
Test cost 20 bucks.
296
00:14:05,128 --> 00:14:06,700
Low income rate, my ass.
297
00:14:06,703 --> 00:14:07,796
How 'bout no income rate?
298
00:14:07,797 --> 00:14:09,965
- I need to get a job.
- Forgot my phone.
299
00:14:09,966 --> 00:14:11,239
I'll be right back.
300
00:14:11,242 --> 00:14:12,493
See, hold up.
301
00:14:12,496 --> 00:14:14,219
Yo. All right,
302
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,012
this isn't what it looks like.
303
00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:18,014
What, like you got some
other girl pregnant?
304
00:14:18,015 --> 00:14:20,642
It happened when Sierra
and I weren't together.
305
00:14:20,643 --> 00:14:22,387
Sierra know?
306
00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,140
I haven't had a chance to tell her yet.
307
00:14:24,143 --> 00:14:26,314
It looks like you've had
nine months to tell her.
308
00:14:26,315 --> 00:14:29,095
Things are good with
me and Sierra right now.
309
00:14:29,098 --> 00:14:30,466
I don't wanna blow it.
310
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:31,987
All right, well, you're gonna blow it
311
00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:33,833
- if you don't tell her.
- I will.
312
00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:37,314
All right, I should get back in there.
313
00:14:37,317 --> 00:14:39,403
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
314
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,489
Come on, Deb.
315
00:14:49,338 --> 00:14:52,174
Hey, Jamie.
316
00:14:52,175 --> 00:14:54,426
Hey, you guys.
317
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,511
My mom let you in?
318
00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,970
Uh, no. We waited till she left.
319
00:14:58,973 --> 00:15:01,183
Got you some burgers.
320
00:15:01,184 --> 00:15:03,268
Came by to see how you're feeling.
321
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,187
I've been better.
322
00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:08,398
The drugs are pretty good, though.
323
00:15:08,399 --> 00:15:11,583
You guys like my new wristbands?
324
00:15:13,029 --> 00:15:15,238
Um, do you need anything?
325
00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:18,241
No, I'm... I'm good.
326
00:15:18,242 --> 00:15:21,950
Hey, Geneva said you went
to some conversion church?
327
00:15:21,953 --> 00:15:23,609
My parents found it.
328
00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:25,957
Place over on Garfield.
329
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,106
This pastor turns homos back to normal.
330
00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:32,919
He says I'm so much of a fag
331
00:15:32,922 --> 00:15:35,759
that I need more sessions
to be saved by God.
332
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,552
You don't need to be saved.
333
00:15:37,553 --> 00:15:40,364
Yeah.
334
00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:41,909
Right.
335
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:48,213
Yay! Well done, well done.
336
00:15:48,216 --> 00:15:52,150
Okay, you're next, goat
lady. Bring it home.
337
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:56,071
Okay. Eh, your name is
Frank. You are from the U. S.
338
00:15:56,072 --> 00:15:57,739
And you like apple.
339
00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,325
You are Sameer and you are from Yemin
340
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,387
and you like enab.
341
00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:05,455
Ali from Iraq likes banam.
342
00:16:05,456 --> 00:16:08,416
And you are Adad from Syria
343
00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:11,512
and you like, uh, samak.
344
00:16:11,515 --> 00:16:14,631
And Rania from Libya likes jabbr.
345
00:16:14,632 --> 00:16:16,166
- Yeah.
- My name is Fatemeh
346
00:16:16,169 --> 00:16:18,306
from Iran and I like juje.
347
00:16:18,309 --> 00:16:20,554
Yes! We did it! We did it, everybody!
348
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:22,533
I have no idea what
that crap you like is,
349
00:16:22,536 --> 00:16:24,739
but everybody did really well.
350
00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:30,591
It was a fun game, Mr.
Frank who likes apples.
351
00:17:53,231 --> 00:17:54,814
Oh, fuck!
352
00:17:54,815 --> 00:17:58,489
Sorry, ehh, I left some tools.
353
00:17:58,492 --> 00:18:00,192
- Okay.
- I still had your keys.
354
00:18:00,195 --> 00:18:02,245
I was gonna leave them on
the counter when I was done
355
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,825
I shoulda called first.
356
00:18:03,828 --> 00:18:05,011
No, that's fine.
357
00:18:06,984 --> 00:18:09,723
I'm dressed. Kinda.
358
00:18:13,084 --> 00:18:14,166
You live in here, now?
359
00:18:14,169 --> 00:18:16,836
No, just takin' a shower.
360
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,364
Thanks for fixin' the door.
361
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:23,635
Looks great.
362
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,169
Mm-hmm.
363
00:18:27,056 --> 00:18:29,308
Here's your keys.
364
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,521
So, uh, what are you workin' on next?
365
00:18:34,522 --> 00:18:36,564
I'm just going to a
house over on Franklin.
366
00:18:36,565 --> 00:18:39,526
Owner saw some work on a
Marion Mahony Griffin house.
367
00:18:39,527 --> 00:18:41,069
A... who?
368
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:43,405
One of the world's
first female architects.
369
00:18:43,406 --> 00:18:45,864
- Born in Chicago.
- Oh, wow.
370
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:48,614
You never heard of her.
371
00:18:48,617 --> 00:18:50,049
- No.
- She worked with
372
00:18:50,052 --> 00:18:51,174
Frank Lloyd Wright.
373
00:18:51,177 --> 00:18:53,206
Oh. I heard of him.
374
00:18:53,207 --> 00:18:54,806
He stole most of her designs.
375
00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:56,075
Oh.
376
00:18:56,078 --> 00:18:58,654
What a douche bag.
377
00:18:58,657 --> 00:19:01,966
You ever seen any of his buildings?
378
00:19:01,969 --> 00:19:03,967
Uh, I don't know. I don't think so.
379
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,262
They're all over the South Side.
380
00:19:05,265 --> 00:19:06,932
Really? I thought there was
381
00:19:06,935 --> 00:19:08,689
just a bunch of crack houses down here.
382
00:19:08,692 --> 00:19:11,478
No. Some amazing historical
buildings in this area.
383
00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:13,059
- Really?
- It's one of the reasons
384
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,229
I moved to Chicago.
385
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:21,091
Do you wanna see some of them?
386
00:19:23,404 --> 00:19:25,106
Sure.
387
00:19:33,184 --> 00:19:34,643
You like me.
388
00:19:34,646 --> 00:19:36,333
Uh-huh.
389
00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:40,170
How much?
390
00:19:40,171 --> 00:19:42,965
A lot.
391
00:19:42,968 --> 00:19:44,903
Oh.
392
00:19:44,906 --> 00:19:47,260
Oh, God.
393
00:19:47,261 --> 00:19:48,958
Oh, shit.
394
00:19:48,961 --> 00:19:50,513
Are you doin' this?
395
00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:52,489
Oh, my God.
396
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,828
There's someone in the back.
397
00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:59,778
- So?
- Well, what if he sees?
398
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:03,909
He's got his earbuds in.
399
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,164
Fuck it, go faster.
400
00:20:24,715 --> 00:20:26,674
- Barb?
- Oh, hey. Hi.
401
00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:28,134
- Hey.
- How's it goin', man?
402
00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:29,512
- All right.
- Have a seat.
403
00:20:29,515 --> 00:20:32,680
Thanks. Uh, thanks for...
For meeting me, you know.
404
00:20:32,681 --> 00:20:33,955
- Sure.
- Brad spoke very highly
405
00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:34,966
of you, so.
406
00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:37,185
So I... I didn't know I could
have a woman as a sponsor.
407
00:20:37,186 --> 00:20:38,908
Oh, yeah. Anybody's a sponsor as long as
408
00:20:38,911 --> 00:20:41,189
there is no risk of falling
in love with that person.
409
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:42,189
Ah.
410
00:20:42,192 --> 00:20:43,658
Well, you never know, right?
411
00:20:43,661 --> 00:20:46,611
Ha! Fat chance, honey.
412
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:47,695
So...
413
00:20:47,696 --> 00:20:49,823
What are we doing here?
414
00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:52,473
Uhh, well...
415
00:20:52,476 --> 00:20:54,244
I... I got some shit goin' on, you know,
416
00:20:54,245 --> 00:20:56,267
other than Brad falling and I'm kinda
417
00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:57,434
havin' a hard time with it.
418
00:20:57,437 --> 00:20:59,869
And I got this professor,
he got carted off to prison.
419
00:20:59,872 --> 00:21:02,585
- Mm.
- Um, then got this ex
420
00:21:02,586 --> 00:21:04,934
who's dating this guy who
got some other girl pregnant.
421
00:21:04,937 --> 00:21:07,009
I'm sorry, did I just walk into
422
00:21:07,012 --> 00:21:09,661
an episode of Gossip Girl?
423
00:21:09,664 --> 00:21:11,581
- What?
- I mean, why should I
424
00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:15,054
care about some bitch,
a guy, a pregnant girl,
425
00:21:15,057 --> 00:21:18,268
- jailbird teacher?
- I'm... I'm sharing, you know.
426
00:21:18,269 --> 00:21:20,979
And what exactly does that
Blake Lively whiney crap
427
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,262
gotta do with you?
428
00:21:22,265 --> 00:21:23,523
It's what I'm going through.
429
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,247
What the hell you talkin' about, man?
430
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,325
You're not going
through any of that crap.
431
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,744
I mean, you have convinced
yourself that you are.
432
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,282
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, so you don't have to
433
00:21:32,285 --> 00:21:33,549
actually look at your own shit.
434
00:21:33,552 --> 00:21:36,231
It's a fucking classic codependence.
435
00:21:36,234 --> 00:21:37,787
All right, what's your problem?
436
00:21:37,788 --> 00:21:39,653
Halfway decent lookin' guy.
437
00:21:39,656 --> 00:21:41,866
I'm assuming you're not
a complete moron, right?
438
00:21:41,869 --> 00:21:43,142
Okay, um...
439
00:21:43,145 --> 00:21:46,629
You know, maybe this
isn't a good match, huh?
440
00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:49,048
Okay, well, you call
me when you're ready
441
00:21:49,049 --> 00:21:50,528
to talk about you.
442
00:22:01,226 --> 00:22:02,805
Are we in Canada?
443
00:22:02,808 --> 00:22:04,148
Not yet.
444
00:22:05,816 --> 00:22:07,986
Now, we walk.
445
00:22:07,989 --> 00:22:09,652
Yes.
446
00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:17,285
What's Canada like, Mr. Frank?
447
00:22:17,286 --> 00:22:19,705
Well, it's wilderness as
far as the eye can see.
448
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:22,884
Filled with maple trees
that have an endless supply
449
00:22:22,887 --> 00:22:25,710
of magical syrup in their trunks.
450
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:27,712
I would like to try magical syrup.
451
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:30,548
You will, Fatemeh. You will also receive
452
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:33,593
a pound of Canadian
bacon, a pair of ice skates
453
00:22:33,594 --> 00:22:36,221
and a gift card to Tim
Hortons as a welcome gift.
454
00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:37,431
- Oh, wow.
- Wow!
455
00:22:37,434 --> 00:22:40,016
Ah, if you thought Lady
Liberty had a lot to offer,
456
00:22:40,017 --> 00:22:41,976
wait till you see what
the lumberjack country
457
00:22:41,977 --> 00:22:43,811
has in store for you.
458
00:22:43,812 --> 00:22:47,482
Health care for all,
marriage equality for gays,
459
00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:49,651
legal hookers for the asking.
460
00:22:49,652 --> 00:22:52,862
Oh, I think I will enjoy Canada.
461
00:22:52,863 --> 00:22:55,490
The Canucks can be a boring people,
462
00:22:55,491 --> 00:22:58,284
but every now and again,
Mother Canada spits out
463
00:22:58,285 --> 00:23:00,660
a halfway decent talent
like Bill Shatner,
464
00:23:00,663 --> 00:23:05,375
uh, Celine Dion, um, Pamela Anderson,
465
00:23:05,376 --> 00:23:07,210
Justin Bieber.
466
00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:09,671
Oh, I would like to meet Justin Bieber.
467
00:23:09,672 --> 00:23:11,420
Anything's possible.
468
00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:15,510
That's why Canada's called
The New Land of the Free.
469
00:23:19,682 --> 00:23:21,808
Ah!
470
00:23:21,811 --> 00:23:24,352
Damn it, Svet. I just
put new ice in that.
471
00:23:24,353 --> 00:23:26,740
- Kevin, come clean this up.
- I got it.
472
00:23:35,531 --> 00:23:37,467
No.
473
00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:39,511
- What?
- You broke the glass,
474
00:23:39,514 --> 00:23:40,834
you clean up the ice.
475
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:42,296
This is something you always do.
476
00:23:42,299 --> 00:23:43,871
Exactly. So now it's your turn.
477
00:23:43,872 --> 00:23:45,123
This is a man's job.
478
00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:46,457
I don't think you're hearing me.
479
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,842
I'm not cleaning out the ice.
480
00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:49,862
The ice will not be cleaned out by me.
481
00:23:49,865 --> 00:23:53,548
You broke the glass.
This is 50% your bar.
482
00:23:53,549 --> 00:23:56,259
I've done the shit
work 100% of the time.
483
00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:59,470
That means you owe me a bunch of times
484
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:00,805
to clean out the ice.
485
00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:02,265
So go replace it before a customer
486
00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:04,183
gets glass in his drink,
cuts his throat open,
487
00:24:04,184 --> 00:24:06,686
sues the bar, shuts us
down and then your ass
488
00:24:06,687 --> 00:24:09,606
is back out on the streets.
489
00:24:09,607 --> 00:24:11,649
I'm doing my lemons.
490
00:24:26,081 --> 00:24:28,374
- That was so hot.
- I don't know what came over me.
491
00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:30,554
Ohh, you're in full-on domination mode.
492
00:24:30,557 --> 00:24:32,462
Oh, yeah. Something in me just snapped.
493
00:24:32,463 --> 00:24:34,315
I'm tired of her controlling us.
494
00:24:34,318 --> 00:24:35,632
You're making me so hot.
495
00:24:35,633 --> 00:24:37,592
I'm making myself so hot.
496
00:24:47,102 --> 00:24:49,687
This is one of my favorite
buildings in the city.
497
00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:51,648
- This place?
- One of the first
498
00:24:51,649 --> 00:24:54,275
residential high-rise
buildings ever built.
499
00:24:54,276 --> 00:24:56,999
No shit. I've walked past
here a thousand times.
500
00:24:57,002 --> 00:24:59,614
Built as luxury apartments
for the Chicago Exhibition
501
00:24:59,615 --> 00:25:01,908
in the '30s.
502
00:25:01,909 --> 00:25:04,952
I know a guy who got his
face shot off in here.
503
00:25:04,953 --> 00:25:08,198
Arched windows. It's Romanesque revival.
504
00:25:08,201 --> 00:25:10,287
Look at the ornamental cornice.
505
00:25:12,252 --> 00:25:14,804
I would look at it if I
knew what a cornice was.
506
00:25:14,807 --> 00:25:17,377
Up the top, there.
507
00:25:18,801 --> 00:25:20,861
Come here.
508
00:25:27,976 --> 00:25:31,270
See all that extraordinary
masonry work and detail?
509
00:25:31,271 --> 00:25:33,147
It's remarkable.
510
00:25:33,148 --> 00:25:35,692
You mean the little ribbon things?
511
00:25:35,693 --> 00:25:38,737
It's polychromatic brick façade
on top of beautiful stone.
512
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:43,658
- Looks kinda like a castle.
- Yeah
513
00:25:43,659 --> 00:25:45,368
This is the Frank Lloyd Wright thing?
514
00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:47,620
Built for the Robie family.
515
00:25:47,621 --> 00:25:49,831
And the planters are supposed
to break the inside out
516
00:25:49,832 --> 00:25:50,999
so it divides.
517
00:25:51,002 --> 00:25:53,543
And we're under a bridge.
518
00:25:53,544 --> 00:25:54,836
And now everyday places...
519
00:26:18,478 --> 00:26:22,947
Leviticus 20:13 says, "If
a man also lie with mankind
520
00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:25,032
as he lieth with a woman, both of them
521
00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:26,619
have committed an abomination."
522
00:26:26,622 --> 00:26:27,725
Praise the Lord.
523
00:26:27,728 --> 00:26:29,662
But we are here today
524
00:26:29,663 --> 00:26:33,040
to give sweet Tammy a
chance to redeem herself
525
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:36,709
in the eyes of the Lord and
return back to her flock.
526
00:26:36,712 --> 00:26:38,588
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
527
00:26:38,589 --> 00:26:41,475
Matthew 18 says we
must confront the sinner
528
00:26:41,478 --> 00:26:43,791
and give him a chance to repent.
529
00:26:43,794 --> 00:26:47,306
So, I ask you in front of your family,
530
00:26:47,309 --> 00:26:49,477
Tammy, do you want to be cured of
531
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,851
the homosexuality disease and go back
532
00:26:51,852 --> 00:26:54,437
to being a normal girl again?
533
00:26:54,438 --> 00:26:56,731
Yes.
534
00:26:56,732 --> 00:26:57,936
Jesus.
535
00:26:57,939 --> 00:27:00,902
Do you want God back
in your life, Tammy?
536
00:27:00,903 --> 00:27:03,070
I do.
537
00:27:03,071 --> 00:27:04,447
He can't hear you, Tammy.
538
00:27:04,450 --> 00:27:06,532
Do you want God back in your life?
539
00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:09,076
Yes! Yes.
540
00:27:09,077 --> 00:27:11,746
Then let us now close our eyes
and raise our palms to Tammy
541
00:27:11,747 --> 00:27:13,389
so that we may light the path
542
00:27:13,392 --> 00:27:15,750
for this lost lamb to find her way back
543
00:27:15,751 --> 00:27:17,772
to the kingdom of heaven
where she can become
544
00:27:17,775 --> 00:27:20,713
the beautiful, feminine
woman with long hair
545
00:27:20,714 --> 00:27:22,514
that she was put on this Earth to be.
546
00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:23,944
Amen.
547
00:27:23,947 --> 00:27:26,139
Oh, I'm gonna beat the
fuck out of this guy.
548
00:27:26,142 --> 00:27:27,762
Come on, let's get out of here.
549
00:27:27,763 --> 00:27:29,430
Romans, chapter 128.
550
00:27:29,431 --> 00:27:33,015
♪ Like baby, baby, baby, ohh ♪
551
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:36,771
♪ Like baby, baby, baby, no ♪
552
00:27:36,772 --> 00:27:40,608
♪ Like baby, baby, baby, ohh ♪
553
00:27:40,609 --> 00:27:42,443
- ♪ I thought you... ♪
- Oh, my goodness!
554
00:27:42,444 --> 00:27:44,779
Fatemeh!
555
00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:46,936
Fatemeh, are you okay?
556
00:27:46,939 --> 00:27:49,399
- Can I have your goat?
- What happened?
557
00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:50,819
She fainted.
558
00:27:50,822 --> 00:27:52,955
This walk was too much for her!
559
00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:54,455
When are we going to get to Canada?
560
00:27:54,456 --> 00:27:55,772
Yeah.
561
00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,250
- Ah!
- _
562
00:27:57,251 --> 00:27:58,709
_
563
00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:01,295
Calm down, she needs air.
564
00:28:01,296 --> 00:28:04,502
Man was not meant to hike in a burka.
565
00:28:09,346 --> 00:28:12,080
Oh, wow. She's kind of pretty.
566
00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:15,644
Yeah. I thought she
was a 70-year-old woman.
567
00:28:22,109 --> 00:28:24,026
Uh.
568
00:28:24,027 --> 00:28:26,487
What happened?
569
00:28:26,488 --> 00:28:28,030
Where am I?
570
00:28:28,031 --> 00:28:29,533
On your way to freedom.
571
00:28:32,619 --> 00:28:34,203
Here you go.
572
00:28:34,204 --> 00:28:36,163
- Yeah, thank you.
- May I, please?
573
00:28:36,164 --> 00:28:37,707
- Yes.
- Here, I get.
574
00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:41,900
- Oh.
- ♪ And I'm like baby, baby ♪
575
00:28:41,903 --> 00:28:43,754
♪ Baby, ohh ♪
576
00:28:43,757 --> 00:28:45,075
♪ Like baby ♪
577
00:28:45,078 --> 00:28:46,382
- ♪ Baby, baby, ohh ♪
- Yalla.
578
00:28:46,383 --> 00:28:47,508
Yalla, buddy.
579
00:28:58,895 --> 00:29:00,872
Okay, now I'll do
some without my helmet.
580
00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:01,730
What?
581
00:29:06,528 --> 00:29:07,945
How does my hair look?
582
00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:09,363
I don't know. Red?
583
00:29:09,364 --> 00:29:10,990
Just take the pictures.
584
00:29:10,991 --> 00:29:12,301
What do you need these for?
585
00:29:12,304 --> 00:29:14,398
I'm trying to get some
freelance welding work.
586
00:29:14,401 --> 00:29:16,110
Abortions aren't cheap,
Liam. Remember that
587
00:29:16,113 --> 00:29:17,895
when some skank tells
you she's on the pill.
588
00:29:17,898 --> 00:29:19,540
You're pregnant?
589
00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:22,793
I don't know yet.
590
00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,170
Do I look sexy enough?
591
00:29:24,171 --> 00:29:25,589
I guess.
592
00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:29,418
These are great.
593
00:29:29,421 --> 00:29:32,178
I look super hot.
594
00:29:32,179 --> 00:29:33,801
Gonna put an ad on craigslist.
595
00:29:33,804 --> 00:29:36,820
"Sexy welder girl looking for work.
596
00:29:36,823 --> 00:29:41,271
No job too big or too small.
597
00:29:41,274 --> 00:29:44,234
Take some more with cleavage.
598
00:29:57,496 --> 00:30:00,081
Hey.
599
00:30:00,082 --> 00:30:02,249
- You okay?
- No.
600
00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:04,125
Men are fucking assholes.
601
00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:11,921
I'm...
602
00:30:14,054 --> 00:30:17,515
Yeah, I'm sure you
guys can figure it out.
603
00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:20,184
- What?
- I mean, it was probably
604
00:30:20,187 --> 00:30:22,484
just an accident.
605
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:25,031
He murdered my mother.
606
00:30:26,817 --> 00:30:28,223
Wh-who are you talking about?
607
00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:31,062
My father. What'd you think.
608
00:30:35,070 --> 00:30:36,782
Your father killed...
609
00:30:38,682 --> 00:30:41,267
You never told me.
610
00:30:41,270 --> 00:30:43,582
His parole hearing's down
at Pontiac Correctional
611
00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:45,000
first thing in the morning.
612
00:30:45,003 --> 00:30:46,585
Charlie and I are driving
down there tonight,
613
00:30:46,586 --> 00:30:47,796
but he's an hour late.
614
00:30:50,632 --> 00:30:53,125
They let my father out,
I'm moving to Mexico.
615
00:31:02,031 --> 00:31:04,074
- Hey, hey...
- You're late.
616
00:31:04,077 --> 00:31:07,162
I'm sorry.
617
00:31:07,165 --> 00:31:11,111
Yo. You didn't tell
her anything, did you?
618
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,617
No.
619
00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:16,824
All right, but you got a
long drive ahead of you.
620
00:31:16,825 --> 00:31:18,929
There's plenty of time for you to do it.
621
00:31:31,506 --> 00:31:34,258
There she is.
622
00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:36,719
This is the place you're restoring?
623
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,138
Yep. And I get to stay here
624
00:31:39,139 --> 00:31:41,039
while I'm doing it.
625
00:31:41,042 --> 00:31:43,403
- It's beautiful.
- Traditional Craftsman.
626
00:31:43,406 --> 00:31:46,520
Built in 1923. Greene
and Greene were influenced
627
00:31:46,521 --> 00:31:48,960
by the English Arts and Crafts movement.
628
00:31:53,984 --> 00:31:56,071
You comin'?
629
00:31:56,072 --> 00:31:57,406
Okay.
630
00:31:57,407 --> 00:32:00,868
♪ Near, far ♪
631
00:32:00,869 --> 00:32:03,871
♪ Wherever you are ♪
632
00:32:03,872 --> 00:32:08,793
♪ I believe that the
heart will go on ♪
633
00:32:08,794 --> 00:32:11,086
- There she is.
- Canada?
634
00:32:11,087 --> 00:32:12,473
The freedom falls.
635
00:32:12,476 --> 00:32:14,812
She sits on the border and keeps guard
636
00:32:14,815 --> 00:32:16,050
over both countries.
637
00:32:16,051 --> 00:32:18,803
Enough love in her
cascading waters to embrace
638
00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:21,639
both of her children, the
United States and Canada.
639
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,075
- Let's go to Canada!
- We made it?
640
00:32:23,078 --> 00:32:24,517
- Ahh!
- We are here!
641
00:32:24,518 --> 00:32:25,726
- We made it!
- Freedom falls!
642
00:32:25,727 --> 00:32:26,953
Freedom falls!
643
00:32:26,956 --> 00:32:28,476
- Yalla, come on!
- I think I can take it
644
00:32:28,478 --> 00:32:30,395
- from here, Mr. Frank.
- Yes.
645
00:32:34,027 --> 00:32:35,236
Yalla!
646
00:32:35,237 --> 00:32:37,112
Ah!
647
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:43,410
Ohh.
648
00:32:43,411 --> 00:32:45,079
- You okay, yes?
- Much good.
649
00:32:49,584 --> 00:32:51,795
- Gimme that.
- What are you doin'?
650
00:32:54,881 --> 00:32:57,258
This place is kinda sketch, huh?
651
00:32:57,259 --> 00:33:00,320
Next.
652
00:33:00,323 --> 00:33:02,492
- Hi.
- Paperwork.
653
00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:06,100
Forgot to sign the declaration of need.
654
00:33:06,101 --> 00:33:07,898
Here you go.
655
00:33:07,901 --> 00:33:09,637
"By signing this form,
I declare that I am
656
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,313
in need of emergency
food and that my income
657
00:33:11,314 --> 00:33:12,523
is below the poverty level."
658
00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:13,617
Hm?
659
00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:15,321
It's kinda humiliating, don't you think?
660
00:33:15,324 --> 00:33:16,687
Mm-hmm.
661
00:33:18,003 --> 00:33:19,837
- Thank you.
- I haven't been
662
00:33:19,847 --> 00:33:20,937
to a food bank in a while,
663
00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:22,585
do you have rotisserie chicken?
664
00:33:22,588 --> 00:33:23,709
Next.
665
00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:25,421
- Here you are.
- What is this stuff?
666
00:33:25,424 --> 00:33:28,634
Beans, cheese and oatmeal.
667
00:33:28,637 --> 00:33:30,332
What am I supposed to make with it?
668
00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:32,304
Use your imagination. Sir?
669
00:33:38,008 --> 00:33:40,634
Paperwork.
670
00:33:40,635 --> 00:33:43,220
I love all of the stained glass.
671
00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:44,918
Yeah, they're typical of these places.
672
00:33:44,921 --> 00:33:48,632
It's what they call
Arts and Crafts houses.
673
00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:50,145
- Cool.
- Come here, I wanna
674
00:33:50,155 --> 00:33:51,812
show you somethin'.
675
00:34:09,859 --> 00:34:12,953
Sit.
676
00:34:12,956 --> 00:34:14,583
You won't be disappointed.
677
00:34:19,296 --> 00:34:20,859
Okay.
678
00:34:30,226 --> 00:34:33,020
Look up.
679
00:34:33,021 --> 00:34:34,937
Oh, my God.
680
00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:37,567
- Mm.
- Oh, that is awesome.
681
00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:39,654
What is that made with?
682
00:34:39,657 --> 00:34:41,750
Hand painted with gold leaf.
683
00:34:44,039 --> 00:34:46,109
It's brilliant, huh?
684
00:34:46,112 --> 00:34:47,780
Yeah, it is.
685
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,592
You're not kissing me back.
686
00:35:03,593 --> 00:35:05,820
Mm.
687
00:35:05,823 --> 00:35:09,326
I'm sorry.
688
00:35:09,329 --> 00:35:12,559
Oh, no. Uh...
689
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,728
I'm sorry, I... I
thought you were single.
690
00:35:14,729 --> 00:35:17,940
- I didn't see a ring.
- I am single.
691
00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:21,132
My gaydar's usually better.
692
00:35:21,135 --> 00:35:23,070
I'm not gay.
693
00:35:27,518 --> 00:35:29,310
Wow.
694
00:35:29,313 --> 00:35:31,412
I didn't mean to give
you the wrong impression.
695
00:35:31,413 --> 00:35:33,163
You asked me to lie on a bed with you.
696
00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:35,374
Right. To look at the ceiling.
697
00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:39,023
I'm sorry.
698
00:35:39,026 --> 00:35:40,462
Ah...
699
00:35:40,463 --> 00:35:42,965
No, no worries, I...
700
00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:44,925
- I'm not looking for anything...
- No, I got it.
701
00:35:44,926 --> 00:35:46,367
Complicated.
702
00:35:48,094 --> 00:35:49,594
Complicated?
703
00:35:49,597 --> 00:35:53,142
Your family and everything. You.
704
00:35:53,143 --> 00:35:54,768
Me?
705
00:35:54,769 --> 00:35:56,515
You're complicated.
706
00:36:01,151 --> 00:36:03,277
Oh.
707
00:36:03,278 --> 00:36:04,987
Okay.
708
00:36:04,988 --> 00:36:07,671
- Didn't mean it as an insult.
- No, I mean...
709
00:36:07,674 --> 00:36:10,510
Being called complicated feels...
710
00:36:14,849 --> 00:36:16,850
awesome.
711
00:36:16,853 --> 00:36:19,063
I'm gonna go.
712
00:36:19,066 --> 00:36:20,836
- I'll drive you back.
- No, it's okay.
713
00:36:20,837 --> 00:36:23,406
I'll just, uh, Uber.
714
00:36:23,409 --> 00:36:25,745
Thanks for showing me around.
715
00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:34,433
Thank you.
716
00:36:34,434 --> 00:36:38,270
Good luck, my friend. Good luck.
717
00:36:38,271 --> 00:36:39,772
Your name is Frank.
718
00:36:39,773 --> 00:36:41,815
You are from the US of A,
719
00:36:41,816 --> 00:36:44,651
- and you like apples.
- I knew you had it in you.
720
00:36:44,652 --> 00:36:47,363
- Only took you 16 hours.
- Thank you, my friend.
721
00:36:47,364 --> 00:36:49,031
Good luck, good luck.
722
00:36:49,032 --> 00:36:52,701
Good-bye, soon to be
Mrs. Justin Bieber.
723
00:36:52,702 --> 00:36:54,495
Shukraan.
724
00:36:54,496 --> 00:36:57,164
Easy, easy.
725
00:36:57,165 --> 00:36:59,291
I owe you seven mile piggyback ride.
726
00:36:59,292 --> 00:37:01,502
I'm gonna hold you to it, goat lady.
727
00:37:01,503 --> 00:37:04,421
Thank you.
728
00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:06,423
There you go. I got it.
729
00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:08,692
Let me help you with
the goat. Come on, boy.
730
00:37:10,178 --> 00:37:12,179
Uh, to you, buddy.
731
00:37:12,180 --> 00:37:14,014
This thing's heavy.
732
00:37:14,015 --> 00:37:15,656
Good luck to you.
733
00:37:18,144 --> 00:37:19,992
Shalom, my friends.
734
00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:24,348
That's all of 'em, Pierre.
735
00:37:24,351 --> 00:37:26,109
I drop them to the safe house
736
00:37:26,112 --> 00:37:28,362
and swing back and take
you to the pharmacy.
737
00:37:28,363 --> 00:37:30,132
Merci beaucoup, amigo.
738
00:37:50,051 --> 00:37:51,968
Gonna miss those brown bunnies.
739
00:37:54,193 --> 00:37:55,945
Mm.
740
00:37:58,268 --> 00:37:59,810
Hey, Deb, did you get your period yet?
741
00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:01,019
No.
742
00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:02,656
Smells disgusting.
743
00:38:02,659 --> 00:38:04,273
It's free. Eat it.
744
00:38:04,274 --> 00:38:06,150
Ah, there's no way that's real cheese.
745
00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:07,901
Carl doesn't like this, sis.
746
00:38:07,902 --> 00:38:09,653
- Sis?
- I'm gonna Postmates
747
00:38:09,654 --> 00:38:11,572
KFC for him, who's in?
748
00:38:11,573 --> 00:38:12,990
- Ah, me, sis.
- Thanks, sis.
749
00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:14,560
- Thanks, babe.
- Eat it or don't eat it,
750
00:38:14,562 --> 00:38:15,868
I don't care. It counts as
751
00:38:15,869 --> 00:38:17,578
my groceries for the week.
752
00:38:17,579 --> 00:38:19,746
KFC will be here in 20 minutes.
753
00:38:19,747 --> 00:38:23,000
- You rock.
- No, you do. Mm.
754
00:38:24,131 --> 00:38:25,335
Oh, hell yeah!
755
00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:27,212
I just got a welding job for tomorrow!
756
00:38:27,213 --> 00:38:28,828
"Sexy welder girl"?
757
00:38:28,831 --> 00:38:31,468
Gotta go with your assets.
758
00:38:31,471 --> 00:38:33,434
- Do we have a Bible?
- A bible?
759
00:38:33,437 --> 00:38:35,429
Yeah, the good book.
760
00:38:35,430 --> 00:38:37,222
I doubt it.
761
00:38:37,223 --> 00:38:39,600
Hey, can you believe that
this guy today told me
762
00:38:39,601 --> 00:38:40,976
I was complicated?
763
00:38:40,977 --> 00:38:42,102
Yes.
764
00:38:42,103 --> 00:38:44,146
Are you serious? How?
765
00:38:44,147 --> 00:38:46,315
Well, you married that
guy after, like, a week.
766
00:38:46,316 --> 00:38:48,692
And you cheated on him with
your car thief ex-boyfriend.
767
00:38:48,695 --> 00:38:49,984
Who had several different names.
768
00:38:49,987 --> 00:38:51,484
Almost married a heroin addict.
769
00:38:51,487 --> 00:38:53,528
Hid my meth inside our
dead mother's casket.
770
00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:54,912
Didn't you also get fired from a job
771
00:38:54,914 --> 00:38:56,195
for fucking your boss' brother?
772
00:38:56,198 --> 00:38:57,903
- Oh, yeah!
- Testified against me
773
00:38:57,906 --> 00:39:01,371
to the military, fired
me, stole my church.
774
00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:02,739
Wow, you found a Bible?
775
00:39:02,742 --> 00:39:05,792
Okay, I get it. I'm complicated.
776
00:39:05,793 --> 00:39:07,503
I'm gonna go walk my dog now.
777
00:39:07,504 --> 00:39:09,046
Well, I can keep going.
778
00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:10,088
Oh, fuck you guys.
779
00:39:10,089 --> 00:39:11,968
At least Rusty loves me.
780
00:39:19,182 --> 00:39:21,475
This poor child couldn't help himself
781
00:39:21,478 --> 00:39:22,973
once the devil got inside of him.
782
00:39:22,976 --> 00:39:24,770
- Mm-hmm.
- Psalm 101:3 says,
783
00:39:24,771 --> 00:39:28,192
"I will not look with approval
on anything that is vile.
784
00:39:28,195 --> 00:39:31,318
I hate what faithless people
do. I will have no part of it."
785
00:39:31,319 --> 00:39:33,987
Romans 13:8-10 says, "Let no debt
786
00:39:33,988 --> 00:39:36,323
remain outstanding,
except the continuing debt
787
00:39:36,324 --> 00:39:38,867
to love one another,
for whoever loves others
788
00:39:38,868 --> 00:39:41,828
has fulfilled the law."
789
00:39:41,829 --> 00:39:42,955
What is your name?
790
00:39:42,956 --> 00:39:44,164
Ian...
791
00:39:44,165 --> 00:39:47,501
- Gallagher.
- Are you a homosexual, Ian?
792
00:39:47,502 --> 00:39:48,781
Indeed, I am.
793
00:39:48,784 --> 00:39:50,671
Would you like to come up to the altar
794
00:39:50,672 --> 00:39:52,506
and bring Jesus back into your life?
795
00:39:52,507 --> 00:39:54,575
Oh, no. I'm... I'm good.
796
00:39:54,578 --> 00:39:57,739
See, I already got Jesus in my life.
797
00:39:57,742 --> 00:40:00,430
Corinthians 6:9-10 clearly states,
798
00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:02,015
"Neither the sexually immoral nor
799
00:40:02,016 --> 00:40:04,851
male prostitutes nor homosexuals
800
00:40:04,852 --> 00:40:06,436
will inherit the kingdom of God."
801
00:40:06,437 --> 00:40:09,062
- Amen.
- Oh, really?
802
00:40:09,065 --> 00:40:11,858
'Cause Colossians 3:11-13 says,
803
00:40:11,859 --> 00:40:16,071
"Here there is no Jew or
Gentile, barbarian, Scythian,
804
00:40:16,074 --> 00:40:17,684
slave nor free, but Christ
805
00:40:17,687 --> 00:40:22,202
is all, and is in all."
806
00:40:22,205 --> 00:40:25,926
Corinthians 6:17-20, "Flee
from sexual immorality.
807
00:40:25,929 --> 00:40:28,625
All the sins a person commits
are outside of the body,
808
00:40:28,626 --> 00:40:32,379
but whoever sins sexually,
sins against their own body."
809
00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:35,132
Galatians 5:14, "For the entire law
810
00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:36,825
is fulfilled in keeping the command:
811
00:40:36,828 --> 00:40:39,676
Love thy neighbor as thyself."
812
00:40:39,679 --> 00:40:41,888
The lust of the flesh
comes not from the father,
813
00:40:41,889 --> 00:40:43,640
- but from the world.
- Woe to you,
814
00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:47,835
teachers of law and
Pharisees, you hypocrites.
815
00:40:47,838 --> 00:40:49,380
You don't actually think you can win
816
00:40:49,383 --> 00:40:51,607
a Bible quoting contest with me.
817
00:40:51,608 --> 00:40:53,942
He does.
818
00:40:53,943 --> 00:40:57,154
Are you the queer boyfriend?
819
00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:59,281
Oh, no, I'm queer transgender
820
00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:01,262
ex-boyfriend, actually.
821
00:41:01,265 --> 00:41:03,340
But we'll probably
start banging again soon.
822
00:41:03,343 --> 00:41:04,989
Oh!
823
00:41:04,992 --> 00:41:08,290
Hey, any of you queers
sick of this bullshit
824
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:09,570
wanna get out of here?
825
00:41:09,573 --> 00:41:11,501
We got this brick
building over on Ashland.
826
00:41:11,502 --> 00:41:13,559
It's the one with all
the gay rainbow flags.
827
00:41:13,562 --> 00:41:15,922
- I'll go.
- Lewis.
828
00:41:15,923 --> 00:41:16,965
Get back here.
829
00:41:16,966 --> 00:41:20,302
Lewis! Get back here.
830
00:41:20,303 --> 00:41:22,554
You wanna fight? I'll fight you,
831
00:41:22,557 --> 00:41:23,943
but you're gonna get your ass kicked by
832
00:41:23,945 --> 00:41:26,351
a ho-mo-sexual.
833
00:41:32,088 --> 00:41:33,726
Let's go.
834
00:41:35,796 --> 00:41:38,777
Fags, this way!
835
00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:40,781
No!
836
00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,951
Steven you get over here, right now.
837
00:41:50,044 --> 00:41:52,334
- Lip?
- Yeah, yeah. Hey.
838
00:41:52,335 --> 00:41:54,670
- Hey.
- Uh, thanks for meeting me.
839
00:41:54,671 --> 00:41:56,088
Yeah, sure. You got it.
840
00:41:56,089 --> 00:41:58,965
How long you been sober, kid?
841
00:41:58,966 --> 00:42:00,593
Uhh, about a year.
842
00:42:00,596 --> 00:42:02,411
- All right. Good for you.
- Thanks.
843
00:42:02,414 --> 00:42:04,638
The food decent in this dump?
844
00:42:04,639 --> 00:42:06,431
Yeah, it's not bad.
845
00:42:06,432 --> 00:42:08,809
You buyin'?
846
00:42:08,810 --> 00:42:10,811
- Okay.
- Great.
847
00:42:10,812 --> 00:42:13,355
Okay.
848
00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:15,982
Hey, so, it's cool if I talk about
849
00:42:15,983 --> 00:42:18,026
my ex-girlfriend a little bit?
850
00:42:18,027 --> 00:42:19,560
You know, I got some
shit goin' on with her
851
00:42:19,562 --> 00:42:21,488
and I guess I kinda wanna share.
852
00:42:21,489 --> 00:42:22,851
- Oh, fuck yeah.
- Yeah?
853
00:42:22,854 --> 00:42:24,574
You wanna talk about
exes, let me tell you about
854
00:42:24,575 --> 00:42:26,952
the miserable cuntbag
of an ex that gave me
855
00:42:26,953 --> 00:42:29,204
a cock suckin' venereal disease.
856
00:42:29,205 --> 00:42:31,164
Women can't be trusted.
857
00:42:31,165 --> 00:42:33,226
They're all assholes or whores.
858
00:42:35,795 --> 00:42:37,838
I think I'll have the cherry pie.
859
00:42:37,839 --> 00:42:40,048
I'm all right.
860
00:42:40,049 --> 00:42:43,552
♪ Near, far ♪
861
00:42:43,553 --> 00:42:46,465
♪ Wherever you are ♪
862
00:42:46,468 --> 00:42:50,239
♪ I believe that the heart ♪
863
00:42:50,242 --> 00:42:54,771
♪ Will go on ♪
864
00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:58,233
♪ Once more ♪
865
00:42:58,234 --> 00:43:01,319
♪ You open the door ♪
866
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,078
♪ And my heart ♪
867
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,481
There you are, sweetheart.
868
00:43:10,484 --> 00:43:13,206
Thank you for waiting.
869
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,895
Come on. Seriously?
870
00:43:34,896 --> 00:43:37,606
Someone swiped my fuckin' keys again!
871
00:43:37,607 --> 00:43:38,732
Carl!
872
00:43:50,286 --> 00:43:52,252
No, I have to be serious
about my job right now.
873
00:43:52,253 --> 00:43:54,254
I was just gonna hold your hand.
874
00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:57,507
Okay.
875
00:43:57,508 --> 00:44:00,301
Actually, do you mind putting
both hands on the wheel, please?
876
00:44:00,302 --> 00:44:01,970
Yes, sure. Of course, ma'am.
877
00:44:01,971 --> 00:44:04,051
Um, I'm sorry. He's not your boyfriend.
878
00:44:04,054 --> 00:44:05,890
You don't get to tell him what to do.
879
00:44:05,891 --> 00:44:07,892
This guy is the best
driver I have ever met.
880
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:09,653
He could operate this
thing with no hands
881
00:44:09,656 --> 00:44:13,106
and just his dick and
get you there safely.
882
00:44:13,107 --> 00:44:15,650
You can let me off right here.
883
00:44:15,651 --> 00:44:17,772
But both hands are on
the wheel now, ma'am.
884
00:44:17,775 --> 00:44:19,527
Let me out. This chick is psycho.
885
00:44:22,867 --> 00:44:26,077
Uh, ah.
886
00:44:26,078 --> 00:44:28,705
What the hell? You can't
be pissing people off.
887
00:44:28,706 --> 00:44:31,417
Jesus. Sorry.
888
00:44:32,516 --> 00:44:34,492
_
889
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,210
_
890
00:44:36,213 --> 00:44:37,539
_
891
00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:40,344
_
892
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,053
Who the fuck are you?
893
00:44:44,054 --> 00:44:45,231
Where's Denny?
894
00:44:45,234 --> 00:44:46,389
We use Igor now.
895
00:44:46,390 --> 00:44:47,828
Bullshit we use Igor now.
896
00:44:47,831 --> 00:44:49,568
We've been using my buddy
Denny as the beer guy
897
00:44:49,570 --> 00:44:50,781
since Stan was alive.
898
00:44:50,784 --> 00:44:52,211
If he was such a good buddy of yours,
899
00:44:52,213 --> 00:44:53,669
you would've noticed
that I got rid of him
900
00:44:53,671 --> 00:44:55,815
a year ago, and we use Igor now.
901
00:44:55,816 --> 00:44:58,376
Well, as of this moment,
we're using Denny again.
902
00:44:58,379 --> 00:44:59,984
Beat it, Igor.
903
00:44:59,987 --> 00:45:01,651
_
904
00:45:11,428 --> 00:45:13,055
I said beat it, Igor.
905
00:45:15,932 --> 00:45:17,754
I'm... I'm gonna go.
906
00:45:17,755 --> 00:45:19,380
What the hell did you just do?
907
00:45:19,381 --> 00:45:20,448
You saw what I just did,
908
00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,823
so why the fuck are you asking me?
909
00:45:22,826 --> 00:45:24,620
Meet you inside.
910
00:45:25,888 --> 00:45:29,265
My man calls. Here's
your little psychopath.
911
00:45:49,328 --> 00:45:51,455
Can you watch my daughter a second?
912
00:45:56,210 --> 00:45:58,461
Hell yeah!
913
00:45:58,462 --> 00:46:00,631
It's about time.
914
00:46:09,849 --> 00:46:11,945
You were awesome.
915
00:46:11,948 --> 00:46:15,478
Uh, what? What are you talking about?
916
00:46:15,479 --> 00:46:18,147
Going at it with that pastor.
917
00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,874
What... wait, what? How do you know?
918
00:46:19,877 --> 00:46:21,078
It's on YouTube.
919
00:46:21,081 --> 00:46:22,656
It's already got, like, 1,000 hits.
920
00:46:22,659 --> 00:46:23,987
- Seriously?
- Uh-huh.
921
00:46:23,988 --> 00:46:25,822
Thanks, man.
922
00:46:25,823 --> 00:46:28,533
Yeah, no... no problem.
923
00:46:28,534 --> 00:46:30,911
So what now?
924
00:46:32,663 --> 00:46:35,623
I guess I gotta find
you guys a place to stay.
925
00:46:35,624 --> 00:46:37,375
Guys wanna help me out?
926
00:46:37,376 --> 00:46:39,034
Come on.
927
00:46:47,344 --> 00:46:49,624
Thank you for meeting with me, Ernest.
928
00:46:49,627 --> 00:46:52,933
I wanted to talk to you about
maybe being my new sponsor.
929
00:46:53,809 --> 00:46:56,019
Haven't had much luck finding one.
930
00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:58,521
I seem to upset people when
I bring up my ex-girlfriend,
931
00:46:58,522 --> 00:47:01,176
but, uh, that's what's going on with me.
932
00:47:01,179 --> 00:47:03,259
You know, that's... that's
what I want to talk about.
933
00:47:09,114 --> 00:47:10,706
Are you okay?
934
00:47:12,729 --> 00:47:16,206
Ernest, your, um...
Your head is buzzing.
935
00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:19,208
Sorry?
936
00:47:19,209 --> 00:47:22,211
Okay.
937
00:47:22,212 --> 00:47:24,398
Okay, you know what,
I'm gonna be right back.
938
00:47:24,401 --> 00:47:25,689
You don't go anywhere.
939
00:47:25,692 --> 00:47:27,277
All right? You stay here.
940
00:47:30,554 --> 00:47:33,078
Hey, how'd the thing with your dad go?
941
00:47:33,081 --> 00:47:35,058
They don't decide right away.
942
00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:36,815
I gotta go punch in.
943
00:47:40,105 --> 00:47:42,357
- You tell her yet?
- It wasn't the right time.
944
00:47:42,358 --> 00:47:44,757
When's the right time gonna be?
945
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,444
It's none of your goddamn business.
946
00:47:46,445 --> 00:47:47,977
No, fuck this, how 'bout
I fucking tell her then?
947
00:47:47,979 --> 00:47:49,906
The fuck you will, man.
948
00:47:49,907 --> 00:47:51,198
You guys are fighting?
949
00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:52,742
I'm worried that my deadbeat father's
950
00:47:52,743 --> 00:47:54,202
gonna be released from jail,
951
00:47:54,203 --> 00:47:55,745
and come after me or Neil or Lucas,
952
00:47:55,746 --> 00:47:58,414
and you're starting
shit with Charlie again?
953
00:47:58,415 --> 00:48:01,213
Stay out of my life and
focus on your own shit, Lip.
954
00:48:20,362 --> 00:48:22,689
- Where you going?
- Home.
955
00:48:22,690 --> 00:48:24,482
I thought you hated it there.
956
00:48:24,483 --> 00:48:26,311
Changed my mind!
957
00:48:26,314 --> 00:48:28,608
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow?
958
00:48:32,491 --> 00:48:34,283
You're just gonna let me go back home?
959
00:48:34,284 --> 00:48:36,953
No, but I thought you wanted to.
960
00:48:36,954 --> 00:48:40,176
Yeah, because you don't love me anymore.
961
00:48:40,179 --> 00:48:41,429
When did I say that?
962
00:48:41,432 --> 00:48:42,461
When you yelled at me for trying to
963
00:48:42,463 --> 00:48:43,659
hold your hand in the car.
964
00:48:43,662 --> 00:48:45,044
I didn't yell at you for
trying to hold my hand.
965
00:48:45,045 --> 00:48:46,879
I yelled at you because
you scared a customer off.
966
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,476
You're yelling at me right now!
967
00:48:48,479 --> 00:48:49,883
Because you're being crazy.
968
00:48:53,929 --> 00:48:55,346
Where are you going?
969
00:48:55,347 --> 00:48:56,722
I don't know!
970
00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:59,522
Oh, my God, fucking headache.
971
00:49:09,499 --> 00:49:11,105
Are you breaking up with me?
972
00:49:11,108 --> 00:49:13,531
What? No.
973
00:49:13,532 --> 00:49:15,811
Can we just go back inside please?
974
00:49:23,709 --> 00:49:25,168
Okay.
975
00:49:29,173 --> 00:49:30,840
You made it!
976
00:49:30,841 --> 00:49:32,389
- Hi.
- Hello.
977
00:49:32,392 --> 00:49:34,934
I thought you were just having a
few friends over for Happy Hour.
978
00:49:34,936 --> 00:49:37,263
- We're pregnant.
- Oh, my God!
979
00:49:37,264 --> 00:49:39,230
Oh, my God, that's awesome.
980
00:49:39,233 --> 00:49:41,142
- Thank you.
- Ah, here.
981
00:49:41,143 --> 00:49:43,191
- Thanks.
- Oh, my God.
982
00:49:43,194 --> 00:49:45,313
- Hi, Fiona.
- Hi!
983
00:49:45,314 --> 00:49:47,483
- Hi.
- Congratulations.
984
00:49:47,486 --> 00:49:49,328
- Thank you, honey, thank you.
- Hi... oh.
985
00:49:49,331 --> 00:49:50,457
- Oh, hi, wow.
- Hi.
986
00:49:50,460 --> 00:49:52,582
Happy Mel! Not used to that.
987
00:49:52,585 --> 00:49:54,072
Babies make me giddy.
988
00:49:54,073 --> 00:49:56,157
So which one of you did
the fertility treatment?
989
00:49:56,158 --> 00:49:57,769
- Me.
- Except we're both pregnant.
990
00:49:57,772 --> 00:49:59,307
Wait, what?
991
00:49:59,310 --> 00:50:00,310
- Yeah.
- Shit.
992
00:50:00,313 --> 00:50:01,230
- Yeah.
- Yes.
993
00:50:01,233 --> 00:50:02,308
How is that possible?
994
00:50:02,311 --> 00:50:04,772
I'll give you a hint.
995
00:50:04,775 --> 00:50:06,785
Wait, you had sex?
996
00:50:06,788 --> 00:50:08,211
Like, dick sex?
997
00:50:08,212 --> 00:50:09,545
It was the one and only time,
998
00:50:09,546 --> 00:50:10,755
and it was awful.
999
00:50:10,756 --> 00:50:12,006
Why did you do it then?
1000
00:50:12,007 --> 00:50:13,069
Increase our odds.
1001
00:50:13,072 --> 00:50:14,884
We couldn't afford IVF
for both of us, so...
1002
00:50:14,885 --> 00:50:16,427
Yeah, and she drew the short straw.
1003
00:50:16,428 --> 00:50:18,371
And I fucking lost my lesbian gold star.
1004
00:50:18,374 --> 00:50:19,639
Whose dick was it?
1005
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,265
Ford's!
1006
00:50:21,266 --> 00:50:22,642
I-lrish Ford?
1007
00:50:22,643 --> 00:50:24,143
- Yes.
- He's the father?
1008
00:50:24,144 --> 00:50:25,895
- Yeah.
- Yeah, for both of us.
1009
00:50:25,896 --> 00:50:27,647
Get the fuck out of here.
1010
00:50:27,648 --> 00:50:28,772
- I know, yeah.
- Uh-huh.
1011
00:50:28,775 --> 00:50:31,191
And our kids are gonna
look just like that.
1012
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:32,900
Mm!
1013
00:50:32,903 --> 00:50:34,386
Is that... that's one of Ford's?
1014
00:50:34,389 --> 00:50:36,097
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
1015
00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:37,949
Jesus, how many does this guy have?
1016
00:50:37,950 --> 00:50:39,700
Two others besides him.
1017
00:50:39,701 --> 00:50:41,285
He's the lesbian spunk of choice.
1018
00:50:41,286 --> 00:50:43,121
Yeah, dude has primo sperm.
1019
00:50:43,122 --> 00:50:44,622
- O-okay.
- Yeah.
1020
00:50:44,623 --> 00:50:46,666
That's good to know.
1021
00:50:46,667 --> 00:50:48,626
And there he is, the man of the hour.
1022
00:50:48,627 --> 00:50:50,920
- Whoo! Whoo-whoo.
- Baby daddy!
1023
00:50:54,424 --> 00:50:57,093
Congratulations, Daddy.
1024
00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:58,324
Thanks.
1025
00:50:58,327 --> 00:51:00,429
Have him put a baby in you, too, Fiona.
1026
00:51:00,430 --> 00:51:03,432
Yeah, then we can all be
fat and pregnant together.
1027
00:51:03,433 --> 00:51:06,269
- Five kids, huh?
- Yeah.
1028
00:51:06,272 --> 00:51:07,804
It's getting a little out of hand.
1029
00:51:07,807 --> 00:51:09,582
Well, at least you get
some action out of it.
1030
00:51:09,585 --> 00:51:10,606
It was humiliating.
1031
00:51:10,607 --> 00:51:13,693
She was hammered,
laughing the whole time.
1032
00:51:13,694 --> 00:51:15,444
Now who's complicated?
1033
00:51:26,999 --> 00:51:29,584
Cheers.
1034
00:51:29,585 --> 00:51:31,669
Six hundred bucks from the Muslims,
1035
00:51:31,670 --> 00:51:33,379
750 off the meds.
1036
00:51:34,631 --> 00:51:36,883
Not bad for a couple of hard days' work.
1037
00:51:36,884 --> 00:51:38,718
Where's my cut?
1038
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,804
Here you go.
1039
00:51:41,805 --> 00:51:45,349
We are on our way to
financial independence, son.
1040
00:51:45,350 --> 00:51:46,559
Twenty bucks?
1041
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,400
We finally found a family business
1042
00:51:48,403 --> 00:51:50,771
that uses our God-given talents.
1043
00:51:50,772 --> 00:51:53,286
- How about 50?
- And, Liam, listen to me.
1044
00:51:56,528 --> 00:51:58,779
It's true what they say:
1045
00:51:58,780 --> 00:52:01,275
With a lot of hard work
and a little bit of luck,
1046
00:52:01,278 --> 00:52:04,869
you can make something
of yourself in America.
1047
00:52:04,870 --> 00:52:08,588
And we owe all of our
success to one person.
1048
00:52:08,591 --> 00:52:13,336
- Who's that?
- The Twitterer-in-Chief.
1049
00:52:13,337 --> 00:52:15,153
To false fear.
1050
00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:27,058
Fucking codependent, huh?
1051
00:52:27,059 --> 00:52:29,227
Couldn't stay away from me, could ya?
1052
00:52:29,228 --> 00:52:31,437
Well, compared to everybody
else, you're not so bad.
1053
00:52:31,438 --> 00:52:35,399
Jesus, already falling in love with me.
1054
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,526
Look, um...
1055
00:52:37,527 --> 00:52:40,744
I don't know what to talk about.
1056
00:52:40,747 --> 00:52:44,952
You know, if I'm not talking
about someone else's drama.
1057
00:52:47,788 --> 00:52:49,330
General rule of thumb:
1058
00:52:49,331 --> 00:52:52,041
their circus, their monkeys.
1059
00:52:52,049 --> 00:52:54,468
Just talk about yourself.
1060
00:52:57,149 --> 00:52:59,275
Yeah, I don't know what that looks like.
1061
00:52:59,278 --> 00:53:01,092
It's okay.
1062
00:53:01,093 --> 00:53:04,137
Old Barb'll drag it
out of you soon enough.
1063
00:53:09,476 --> 00:53:11,519
So if you're gonna be my sponsor,
1064
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,807
then we gotta meet at places like this?
1065
00:53:13,810 --> 00:53:16,066
Try some Green Goddess.
1066
00:53:21,692 --> 00:53:23,010
The fuck is in this?
1067
00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:40,224
Where's the Sonic?
1068
00:53:40,227 --> 00:53:43,020
Sold it... time to
expand our business, son.
1069
00:53:43,023 --> 00:53:44,731
Let's get 'em loaded in.
1070
00:53:44,732 --> 00:53:48,286
- Come on, folks, welcome.
- This way.
1071
00:53:48,289 --> 00:53:49,623
Welcome, welcome.
1072
00:53:49,626 --> 00:53:51,950
We have a 16-hour journey ahead of us.
1073
00:53:51,953 --> 00:53:53,099
I'll help you.
1074
00:53:53,102 --> 00:53:55,716
We'll play a little
get-to-know-you game
1075
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,054
as soon as you're
comfortably settled in.
1076
00:53:59,875 --> 00:54:01,724
Eh?
1077
00:54:01,727 --> 00:54:03,771
Boom.
1078
00:54:05,310 --> 00:54:07,627
What about the way I put that
beer guy in his place, huh?
1079
00:54:07,630 --> 00:54:10,333
Oh, that was hot, the way
you put Svetlana in her place.
1080
00:54:10,336 --> 00:54:12,633
I feel like I'm finally
getting my balls back from her.
1081
00:54:12,634 --> 00:54:16,345
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
1082
00:54:16,346 --> 00:54:18,005
Oh, yeah.
1083
00:54:18,008 --> 00:54:20,520
- Yeah!
- They're really turning me on.
1084
00:54:20,523 --> 00:54:21,773
Sounds like you're getting
1085
00:54:21,776 --> 00:54:23,958
pushed out of the picture, Natasha.
1086
00:54:35,078 --> 00:54:40,452
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