1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:04,471 I'm raising five kids and I didn't miss last week. 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:06,548 What's your excuse? 3 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:09,848 - Carl! - Mickey's gay, and we're doing it. 4 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:12,771 I need to see you. And Kash shot Mickey because of me. 5 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,143 KASH: Put the candy back. 6 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,268 IAN: But Mickey would rather go to juvie than admit he's gay. 7 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:18,523 Mickey's out soon? 8 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,775 In a week. If he doesn't stab anybody else. 9 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:23,528 - I miss you. - Say that again, I rip your tongue out. 10 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:26,155 - What the hell is this? -It's an admissions packet. 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,703 For West Point? 12 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:31,407 I'm off for my walk. I might even make it to the mailbox. 13 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:32,741 One hundred! 14 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,499 VERONICA: How was last night with Jasmine and Grandpa? 15 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:38,797 FIONA: He's married, she's married. Seems like it works for everybody. 16 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:42,718 David has a friend coming in from New York. Maybe I could hook you two up. 17 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,554 Liam had me up half the night banging his head. 18 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:48,428 - I need my own room. - And I want a pony for Christmas. 19 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,680 FRANK: What you doing here? - Came to see Karen. 20 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,932 FRANK: She went with a guy to her group. 21 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,309 - What group? FRANK: Sex Addicts Anonymous. 22 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:56,731 JODY: You Lip? 23 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,942 Jody. 24 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,883 Ninety-nine, 200... 25 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:18,643 ...201, 202, 203. 26 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,287 Hi, Manny. 27 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,536 Hi, Theresa. 28 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:52,256 SHEILA: Frank! 29 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:53,841 Wake up! 30 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:57,098 Frank, come on, I have something wonderful to tell you. 31 00:02:57,302 --> 00:03:01,148 Hurry. I've had an epiphany. 32 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,820 Do you know what this is? 33 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,112 Eggplant? 34 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,906 Liberation. 35 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,826 No, no, no. 36 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,278 Rebirth. 37 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:17,410 - Not with all the king's Vaseline. - Freedom. 38 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,412 - That won't fit. - Frank-- 39 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,459 MAN: Fuck you, Gallagher! 40 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:25,164 I made it all the way to Manny's produce truck today. 41 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,716 Two hundred and fourteen steps. 42 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:33,013 I went to just do my extra 10 steps and then I saw the eggplant... 43 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:37,138 ...and the rows of beets, and the organic squash... 44 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:40,721 ...and I just kept going. 45 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,849 Manny's pushing organic now? 46 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:48,775 - This is just the start. - The scourge of gentrification. 47 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:51,448 Next he'll be hawking that coffee grown in cat shit. 48 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,117 Frank, I am shopping. 49 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,991 I am part of the economy. 50 00:03:57,195 --> 00:04:00,574 I am myself again. Here we go. 51 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:04,829 Today, a grocery truck. 52 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:07,255 Tomorrow, the world. 53 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,387 It's over. 54 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,687 I always thought agoraphobia was permanent like autism or AIDS. 55 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:25,391 She'll be out in the world, she'll go back to work, she'll learn the truth. 56 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,852 KEVIN: You're an alcoholic? - Who owes money to everyone? 57 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:31,529 - Who's had sex with her daughter? -It's not sex if you can't remember it. 58 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:35,485 - Ha, ha. Then you're a virgin, Frank. - I'm gonna be out on my butt in weeks. 59 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,786 Why don't you live at home with your family? 60 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,489 I don't like them. And they don't like me. 61 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,995 Frank squatted at my place for six months. 62 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,202 I finally bought tear gas. Smoked him out. 63 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,333 I gave myself crabs to get him out. 64 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,461 - It wasn't the crabs, it was your empty fridge. TOMMY: Ha, ha, ha. 65 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:54,128 Laugh, laugh. If laughing at me is good for your self-worth, laugh on. 66 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,383 My gift. 67 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,214 ANTOINE: Kev. - Yo, Antoine. 68 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,675 Hurt me with some rum. 69 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,681 Delivering meals on drunk wheels again? 70 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:04,684 - Only one delivery left. - Go do it and come back. 71 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,811 My last delivery is to Dottie Coronis. 72 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,814 - I can walk there from here. - What's wrong with Butterface? 73 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,521 - Don't call her that. KEVIN: I haven't seen her in a while. 74 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:16,484 - Why is she pretending to be sick? - She's hiding her face till Halloween. 75 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,615 God gave her one hell of a rack and legs to die for though. 76 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,788 MEN: But her face... 77 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,365 [MEN LAUGHING] 78 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:26,994 - You're all going to hell. - What's wrong with Butterface? 79 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:28,670 She had chronic indigestion. 80 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,089 From her steady diet of bourbon and dick. 81 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,711 She got it checked. 82 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,135 Discovered she had a bunch of heart attacks. 83 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,587 Her heart muscle is toast. 84 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:39,719 Months to live unless she gets a new one. 85 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:44,057 Shit. All those years of paying into a city pension... 86 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,684 ...and no one left to collect. 87 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,402 Frank. 88 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:13,924 Liam, if you want a Popsicle, show me your hands. 89 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,927 Liam, hands off your package or no treat. 90 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,055 Touching it is his treat. 91 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,805 I need my own room, without Liam. 92 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,933 I'm late for work. Carl, quit it. 93 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:30,732 I can't share a room with someone in a constant state of arousal. 94 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,811 - I'm gonna be a woman soon. FIONA: Hey. Enough. 95 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,818 Frank's been gone for months. You move into Frank's room... 96 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,320 ...Lip takes yours, Ian and Carl share with Liam. 97 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,573 Frank will be back. In bed by midnight. No exceptions. 98 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,587 MANDY: Here he comes. You didn't have to come with me. 99 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:59,169 IAN: Bad neighborhood. - We live in a bad neighborhood. 100 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:02,176 IAN: But we're related to the bad people in our neighborhood. 101 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,098 MICKEY: What the hell's he doing here? IAN: Hey. 102 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:05,767 He thought I needed protection. 103 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:08,311 Oh, yeah? You may think you know my sister. 104 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,264 But you don't know my sister till you've fought my sister. 105 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,272 - She's protecting your ass. - You smell like barbecue sauce. 106 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,695 MICKEY: Smell like what? - What did Dad tell you? 107 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:19,648 MICKEY: Ow! Fuck the police? - No titty twisters now that I'm a C cup. 108 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,405 MICKEY: C cup? Bitch, you wish. 109 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:27,331 Hey. Fuck you, fuck you, and especially fuck you. 110 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:31,580 IAN: All right. Jesus. Let's get out of here before they throw you back in. 111 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,848 [KNOCKING] 112 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,518 DOTTIE: Who the hell is it? 113 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,392 FRANK: It's Frank Gallagher, Dottie. 114 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:54,892 DOTTIE: Get off my property. - I brought your pasta primavera. 115 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,148 Eat shit, Frank. 116 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:00,026 Well, I would, but I recently went vegan. 117 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:03,158 [DOTTIE LAUGHING] 118 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,080 [DOTTIE COUGHING] 119 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:11,742 Honestly, Dottie, Antoine told us your news. 120 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,702 I've had some health setbacks myself. 121 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,584 Wanted to tell you the crew at the bar's thinking of you. 122 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,382 Thought I'd bring your dinner over, tell you in person. 123 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:23,382 - No lasagna left? - I grabbed the last one he had. 124 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,758 Enjoying your night? 125 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:28,718 I'm watching one of those "fat people hate themselves for being fat" shows. 126 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,051 Makes me feel healthy. 127 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,729 I love that show. I hate fat people. 128 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,055 [CAR DOOR LOCK CHIRPING] 129 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,815 Did you hear a beep? 130 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,193 Guy locking his car. 131 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,354 Look, I'm missing my show. 132 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,531 You mind if I join you? 133 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,859 I haven't showered, and I'm not gonna. 134 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,990 FRANK: Makes two of us. 135 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,872 And it's not an invitation to stay. 136 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:54,167 Couch. Fat-people show. Leave. 137 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,746 - I'm not a bed and breakfast. - Roger that. 138 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,340 There you go. 139 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,062 [PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] I got the fashion that you want a piece of 140 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:19,021 - Oh, yeah - So full of passion and so full of love 141 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,940 Excuse me. 142 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,862 Excuse me. 143 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:27,151 HI make you want a piece of me Again and again 144 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,240 I loved that last song. 145 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,874 - I could be bad, but I could also be nice -Oh, yeah 146 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:38,628 This is the high life This is the fame 147 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:42,792 Okay, either he doesn't have a dick, or the dick he does have does not function. 148 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,548 Or the five girls a night who give him their number... 149 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,881 ...give him more than their number and the man is just tired. 150 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:53,018 - Ha, ha, ha. - Desperate whore-wife's back with sugar grampy. 151 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:57,059 Can you say that with head-bobbing and that finger-snapping thing? 152 00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:00,437 She's a married mother flaunting the geriatric she's sleeping with. 153 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:01,734 - He's 50. - He looks it. 154 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,654 And he's rich, so work that cleavage and smile. 155 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,902 - Hey, Veronica. - Hi, baby. 156 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,280 - Hi, David. VERONICA: Hello, David. Looking sharp. 157 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,328 Jazz says I'm springing for Cristal or I'm going home alone. 158 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,531 We don't want you to be lonely, do we? 159 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,958 Handsome man like this? No ma'am. 160 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,122 JASMINE: Ooh. - Ah, yes. 161 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:21,955 [LAUGHS] 162 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,001 MICKEY: Hot as balls tonight. 163 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:31,052 IAN: So I'm taking Geometry, Algebra 2, Trigonometry, Chemistry. 164 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,929 MICKEY: During the summer? 165 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,511 IAN: Well, I'm trying to get into West Point. 166 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,767 MICKEY: Heh. You want the Army to give you a gun, all you gotta do is enlist. 167 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,191 Recruiting station's, like, two blocks that way. 168 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,610 IAN: But I wanna be an officer. 169 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,736 MICKEY: You wanna be an officer, huh? 170 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,531 Don't officers get shot first? 171 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,368 Here. Shotgun. 172 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,127 IAN: Oh. 173 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,591 [COUGHING] 174 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,055 You make a lot of friends on the inside? 175 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,930 You wanna chit-chat more or you wanna get on me? 176 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,728 Plasma? 177 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,022 LED. Shh. 178 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:28,025 MAN [ON TV]: I saw this footage my daughter shot of me and I broke down. 179 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,822 FRANK: Nice picture. 180 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:34,028 - Vibrant. - Can I watch my program, please? 181 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,495 And sit in the chair. I don't want you stretching out on the couch... 182 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,121 ...and Rip van Winkling it for the next five years. 183 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,421 MAN: I have taken what used to be a nice, normal body and I have stretched it... 184 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,206 [BEEPING] 185 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,669 Did you hear a beep? 186 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,044 The smoke-alarm battery is dying. 187 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:54,347 If they find a heart, they're supposed to beep me on this thing. 188 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,471 It means I go straight to the hospital. 189 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:02,769 They gotta find different sounds for different things. Everything beeps. 190 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:07,022 Smoke alarms, hearing aids, microwaves, cell phones. 191 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,855 I'm gonna have a heart attack waiting for my transplant. 192 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,192 You got a nine-volt battery? I can change that for you. 193 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,578 In the junk drawer, under the microwave. 194 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,631 - Frank? - Antoine. 195 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,712 I borrowed your keys so I could help. 196 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:38,642 I went to White Castle and bought this, I thought she'd be starving by now. 197 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,219 She's not. Thank you. 198 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,975 Frank? 199 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:48,109 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 200 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,113 I need a lover 201 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,109 Uh-huh 202 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,569 Uh-huh 203 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,488 Uh-huh 204 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,871 I need a man, a fucking man 205 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,173 JASMINE: Whoo! - Huh! 206 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,675 [JASMINE LAUGHING] 207 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:16,259 Sorry. Two mudslides and a line of blow, I get grabby. 208 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,305 David's doing a rail. Want some? 209 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,723 FIONA: Can't. - Can. 210 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,973 You gotta slow down on the work and enjoy the summer. 211 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:26,602 I'll keep that in mind when I'm feeding my family dog food in January. 212 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,355 David's friend Richard is coming to town tomorrow. 213 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,606 Meet him. 214 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,778 We'll make them take us out on the town. 215 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,778 Instead of worrying about making money, we'll spend theirs. 216 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,451 - Not into married guys. - I never said he was married. 217 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,823 Meet him. 218 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:43,407 Before you know it, shit will start sagging, leg veins will pop up... 219 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:46,709 ...and you won't be able to screw without handfuls of Astroglide. 220 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:47,956 I'm 21. 221 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,459 Doesn't make you a kept woman, makes you a smart one. 222 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,212 Who wants to move this party back to my pied-à-terre? 223 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,669 Me. You. Fiona? 224 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,257 Uh, another time. 225 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,466 - You ask about Richard? - She's thinking about it. 226 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,221 Come on, I need an accomplice. 227 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:10,650 Plus, when I tell Hal we're going out for a girl's night, I won't be lying. Heh, heh, heh. 228 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,776 Bye. 229 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,105 [JASMINE LAUGHING] 230 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,729 [COOING] 231 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,268 Liam. 232 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,790 MICKEY: Ah... 233 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,164 Always wanted to do that here! 234 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,665 [CHUCKLES] 235 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,794 Get back at that commissioner who kicked me off my baseball team... 236 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,251 -...for pissing on first base. - I remember. 237 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,378 MICKEY: You heard about that? 238 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,884 I was playing second. 239 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,013 MICKEY: Fucking tough guy, huh? 240 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,699 Not much to do in the joint but work out. 241 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,372 - You could read. - Fuck off. 242 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,292 I'm fucked for life anyway, man. 243 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,995 Wanna sneak into the Sox game tomorrow? 244 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:57,837 No, man. I gotta get me a job. If I don't get one in two weeks... 245 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,042 ...my probation skank's gonna do it for me. 246 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:03,130 And I'm gonna end up losing a limb at the meat-packing plant. 247 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:06,341 - Maybe she'll find something better. - She ain't gonna find fuck all. 248 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:10,179 My dad had to threaten this mook he knows to get me a job tarring roofs. 249 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,856 Maybe you could head to Malcolm X, take some vocational training. 250 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:17,105 Why the fuck are we talking about community college right now? 251 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,738 You wanna spread a blanket out and look for shooting stars next? 252 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,525 [MICKEY BURPS] 253 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,319 I could talk to Linda. 254 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,451 I'm sorry, you want me to work at the place I got shot? 255 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,827 Redemption tale. 256 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,160 - What would I be doing? - Helping. 257 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,667 - I ain't cleaning up after people. -It's a pretty clean store, Mickey. 258 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,499 What about security? You know, scaring people like me... 259 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,801 ...who come into the store trying to steal. 260 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,924 Stealing's been down since your shooting. 261 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,007 Do whatever you want, man. You brought it up. 262 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,175 All right. 263 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:53,146 You ready to go again or you need some time, fire crotch? 264 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,042 [INDISTINCT DIALOGUE] 265 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,636 - How's Jody? - He's good. 266 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,466 As good as me? 267 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:34,646 - We're still not having sex. - Right, because his name's Jody. 268 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,648 - Heh. - Is that a real name or a nickname? 269 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:42,146 You know, isn't it kind of creepy that a guy who's twice your age... 270 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,732 ...keeps hanging around you but hasn't tried to get in your pants yet? 271 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,863 KAREN: Ah. - You two getting serious? 272 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,162 Stop talking about my boyfriend and fuck me. 273 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:55,704 Smoke alarm working, fan back up to speed. What now? 274 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,170 I could give you some rope to hang yourself from it. 275 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,793 - Or you could just leave. - How's your daughter? 276 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,377 - Same. - Any complications from that skin graft? 277 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:09,010 Haven't talked since she moved to Sweden. 278 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,763 - What the hell's she doing in Sweden? - Avoiding me. 279 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,766 - I'm off to bed. - Bed? 280 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,559 It's 11. 281 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,768 - We used to close the Alibi every night. - We used to do lots of things. 282 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,195 Anything else I can do for you? 283 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,273 What's the deal, Frank? 284 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,700 What, did Sheila Jackson finally throw you out? 285 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,277 Just offering my services. 286 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,533 Stalking up on your corporal works of mercy. 287 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,787 One friend helping out another. 288 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,294 The upstairs bathroom's clogged pretty bad. 289 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,873 I could lie and say it was roots growing in the pipes, but it's all me. 290 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,209 And a half dozen of those adult wipes. 291 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,671 I never used those wipes myself. Thought they were an extravagance. 292 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:53,133 Little did I know how nice it feels to polish things up down there. 293 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,515 Let yourself out. 294 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,652 There's nothing worth stealing you can carry. 295 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,955 Mother of God. 296 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,045 Jesus. 297 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,852 [FLUSH] 298 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,389 Shit. Shit. 299 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,232 Oh, fuck. 300 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,405 Wanna go to a rave up in Lake Forest this weekend? 301 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,107 If I hated myself. 302 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,285 Jody knows a guy, Henry Woodhouse, who can send out a tweet... 303 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:58,035 ...and get over a thousand people to show anywhere in less than two hours. 304 00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,741 Like a flash mob, but more fun. 305 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,327 Excepting the fact that it's in Lake Forest... 306 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,334 ...and Lake Forest kids are there. 307 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,290 You wanna do something tomorrow night? 308 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:10,752 Probably watching Wipeout with Jody. He loves that show. 309 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:15,557 People running around, wiping out. Big balls. It's hilarious. Ha, ha. 310 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,008 We make popcorn and laugh. 311 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,560 Yeah, it sounds like a crazy summer night. 312 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,932 We're keeping each other company trying to avoid familiar patterns. 313 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:28,524 Mm-hm. And, urn, how do you characterize this? 314 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,279 Helps me sleep. 315 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,695 Text me when he leaves, all right? 316 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,163 You sleeping here now? 317 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,665 No, just leaving actually. 318 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,339 Good to see you, son. 319 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,385 GFY, Dad. 320 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,236 Shit. 321 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,983 [WOMAN SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 322 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,893 FIONA: Wha--? 323 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,025 Who the hell are you? 324 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,824 I rent room. Frank give me key. 325 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,326 Have baby. 326 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:07,060 Got time for my legs? Gotta drive old people around all day. 327 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:10,891 - Too hot out for stubbly legs. - Old people excursion day'? Yay. 328 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:14,151 Do me a favor and kill me if I start losing my mind when I'm old. 329 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,149 KEVIN: Will do. - In my community... 330 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:19,323 ...if one of the elders felt they were too much of a burden... 331 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:24,120 ...they would wander out into the snow and give themselves to the elements. 332 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,159 KEVIN: You come from twisted stock. 333 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,582 VERONICA: Alrighty, I'm all lathered. 334 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:30,330 Have at it. 335 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:36,253 Jody has hair longer than Fiona's and a motorcycle with a luggage compartment. 336 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:37,800 Test me on the theorems. 337 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,753 - If A equals B, then B equals A. -Symmetric. 338 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,635 He might as well get a windshield and call it a car. 339 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,967 - A equals A IAN: Reflexive. 340 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,928 - Maybe it's a phase. - She hasn't even slept with him yet. 341 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,771 DEBBIE: Come, honey. IAN: What's next? 342 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,891 - Maybe he's a eunuch. - Maybe she just likes him. 343 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,318 FIONA: Lip, why are you sleeping in my bed? 344 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,520 - Ask her. DEBBIE: I moved Liam. 345 00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:01,903 I can't be in the same room where Liam is constantly masturbating. 346 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,109 It's not masturbating if nothing comes out. 347 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,615 FIONA: According to whom? 348 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,163 - My friend Jack O'Donnell. - Not true. 349 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,867 -It's kind of true. - Not legally true. 350 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:14,204 - Liam can be arrested for masturbating? - No. Listen up-- 351 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:18,291 What is the age where it's inappropriate to arouse yourself in front of others... 352 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,672 -...even if nothing comes out? - Two years old. 353 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,551 Hey, Gallaghers. I need focus and cooperation. 354 00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:28,350 Unfortunately, Frank has rented out his room to a pregnant woman. 355 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,518 - I told them. - You let her in last night? 356 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,938 She let herself in. She has a key. 357 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:36,392 Besides she's from China. They kill extra babies there. 358 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,853 - Liam needs to go back in with you. - No. 359 00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:41,564 - Debbie-- - What's done is done. 360 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:44,275 [LIAM CRYING] 361 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,948 FIONA: Okay. 362 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,118 - For now, Liam's in the boys room. - What? 363 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,871 - Four guy in one room? -Isn't that a health violation? 364 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:56,295 I'll find Frank and figure this out. Until then, four in the room. 365 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,672 [WOMAN COUGHING] 366 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:14,646 Five hundred. Five hundred. 367 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,941 Frank. Frank. 368 00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:19,519 It's 500 more steps. 369 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:23,698 Five hundred more steps, sweetie, and I get to the L. 370 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:29,199 Honey, and I can maybe get my job back at St. Stephen's cafeteria. 371 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:34,580 Sweetie, and go off disability. Frank, isn't that exciting? 372 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,753 - Do you wanna walk with me today? - Gotta work. 373 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:43,258 - Those are Eddie's tools. - Yes, they are. 374 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,294 [PHONE RINGING] 375 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:50,641 Hello. Oh, hi, Fiona. He's right here. 376 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,226 -It's Fiona. - What now? 377 00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,225 Somebody just dropped off $200 for you. 378 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,557 - Said he owed you and thanks. - Who? 379 00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:00,735 - Unshaven, flannel shirt, cauliflower ear. - What happened? 380 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:02,857 - Tommy Armada? - I'm leaving 50 for you... 381 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:06,532 -...but I'm buying groceries with the rest. - That is my money, Fiona! 382 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,033 IAN: Bravo. 383 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:11,116 Give him hell, sis. We're off to work. 384 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:16,743 Sheila, when I'm talking on the phone, I can only talk to one person at a time. 385 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:19,920 We've talked about this. Whispering doesn't help. 386 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,001 The rush is starting. 387 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,641 - Ever eat a dog? - Where Frank? 388 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:35,435 Chocolate-covered sparrow? 389 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,814 FRANK: Where's the money? - Ask Kung Fu Panda. 390 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:47,189 - You tricked me? - You gave somebody a key? 391 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:50,025 - Are we gonna get bird flu? FIONA: No. Go watch the kids. 392 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,362 FRANK: INS raided her maternity hideout. 393 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,992 I was clearing my stomach outside the Alibi. 394 00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:58,952 - I found her huddled by the dumpster. - So you dumped her on us? 395 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,787 We're giving her a home till the baby is born American. 396 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:05,499 - How much she paying you? - Democracy is built one baby at a time. 397 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,051 I'm calling INS. Give me what's left of the money. 398 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,471 This is a human rights issue. 399 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:13,390 Chicago. Immigration and Nationalization Service, please. 400 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:16,935 -"Naturalization." - Naturalization. 401 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,763 Ninety bucks a week. 402 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,099 For bed, rice and tea. 403 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,276 You know, historically, if I double your lie, I get the truth. 404 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,774 So she's already given you 180? 405 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,356 A little over 200. 406 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:31,238 Why always the deception stutter-step before the truth? 407 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:34,786 Because it extends our quality father-daughter time. 408 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,749 - Give me what's left. - Let immigration do its job. 409 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,748 - You spent all of it. - Wrong. Wrong. 410 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:48,630 - Seventeen dollars? - And change. 411 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,048 Please, just go. 412 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:54,223 Leave and go do whatever it is you do that doesn't require you being here. 413 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:56,892 People are in and out of here like it's a whorehouse. 414 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:59,766 - I didn't think you'd notice. - I notice that you're here. 415 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:02,564 And the only reason why is that you thought money came. 416 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,313 You know what goes on when you're not here? Life. 417 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:12,529 FIONA: You can stay until the baby's born, but you're helping with the daycare. 418 00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:16,408 - Get in the kitchen and fill sippy cups. - No English. 419 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,956 Start filling cups with juice, or I'll have you... 420 00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:23,411 ...and your commie fetus deported faster than you can say Saigon. 421 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,338 Okay, guys, I'm going upstairs to my office. 422 00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,624 Debs and Ethel are in charge. 423 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,301 Keep away from the pool, or you'll drown. 424 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,130 - Any spare rooms at Sheila's? - No. 425 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:37,433 We gonna have a brother that looks like Jet Li? 426 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:39,010 I didn't knock that woman up. 427 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,562 I am giving her sanctuary in a hostile country. 428 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:43,264 Your sister doesn't get that. 429 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,725 I don't like the way she talks to me in my home. 430 00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:47,276 You just gotta laugh it off. 431 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:49,524 I don't need platitudes from an 8-year-old. 432 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,820 I'm 10. 433 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:54,275 Well, if you wanna make it to 11, don't tell me what to find funny. 434 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:57,194 And every day you wake up breathing... 435 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,825 ...you should be coloring me a note of gratitude... 436 00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:02,078 ...that the half of you that came from me... 437 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:05,502 ...wasn't spooged on your mother's neck, but guided by yours truly... 438 00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:08,171 ...to get up inside of her to start the life of you. 439 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:11,751 So walk and talk with gratitude, son. 440 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,886 [CHUCKLES] 441 00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:16,638 I was just kidding. 442 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,715 Funny, huh? Laugh it off. 443 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:27,308 Fifteen minutes, Joe. It's excursion day. 444 00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:29,735 Fifteen minutes. 445 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:32,063 Van leaves in 15. 446 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,524 Excursion day. 447 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:36,483 Fifteen minutes. 448 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:40,413 Excursion day. Excursion day. Fifteen minutes. 449 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,865 Whoa, a little heads-up, guys. 450 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:47,457 - Fifteen minutes, Ms. Clare. - Where we going? 451 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:50,335 Some driving, some appointments, some shopping. 452 00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:52,124 Ooh. Thrill a minute. 453 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:56,929 I don't make the schedule, Clare, I just drive the van. Fifteen minutes. 454 00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:13,528 Yoo-hoo. 455 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,531 You look ridiculous. 456 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:23,572 Thought I'd bring my tools by, last-minute tweaks. 457 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:27,535 You're tweaking my nap time. Come back in two hours. 458 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,996 I'm headed to the store. You got a grocery list? 459 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,922 - I'm all set. - How about some ice cream? 460 00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:34,796 Snacks? 461 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,591 - What's the deal, Frank? - The new me, Dottie. 462 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,469 Just trying to help out, change my course, make amends. 463 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,892 - You in AA now? - Oh, God, no. 464 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:48,017 But I like everything about AA, except the no alcohol part. 465 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,353 [BOTH LAUGHING] 466 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,605 Thanks for fixing my toilet. 467 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,445 Sure I can't get you some pop? 468 00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:03,279 Frank, my heart muscles are decomposing as we speak. 469 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,535 You wanna pump up my triglycerides? 470 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:11,666 All right. All right. 471 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:16,292 I could use some Cool Ranch Doritos and some Zantac. 472 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,049 Like whiskey and a chaser, eh? 473 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,186 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 474 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:43,864 Get your change purses out. First stop, Dollar Tree. 475 00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:02,713 So I'm bringing your drawings to the old folks tonight. 476 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,889 They loved your ones from last week. 477 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,889 But this week's assignment is anything other than rainbows. 478 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:11,518 They're sick of rainbows. And when they get sick, they die. 479 00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:19,196 ETHEL: That's so pretty. What are you trying to draw? 480 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:40,250 LINDA [ON RADIO]: Ian, bring me a cheese sandwich. Cheddar with hot mustard. 481 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,927 IAN: You got it. - And tell Mickey... 482 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:44,346 ...a packet of gum goes missing, he's gone. 483 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:48,426 And tell your buddies, I'm keeping tabs on how many cases they're moving... 484 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:52,763 -...so don't get cute. I know my inventory. - We're taking six cases of beer, Linda. 485 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:56,692 MICKEY: You two can put that back, or I can crack your skulls on the pavement. 486 00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:01,863 Can you and Sergeant Slaughter here help me out with some cases of pop? 487 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,531 IAN: Yep. 488 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,953 Hey, you want me to get you some blow? Uppers, downers, Special K? 489 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:11,123 You know, thanks, Mickey, but we're keeping it old school. 490 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:14,953 You know, beer, joints, cigarettes. That kind of thing. No one under 14. 491 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,255 MICKEY: That's giving up a big market. LIP: Helps keep my conscience clean. 492 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:24,758 Hey, Ian. Can you have Linda order some more Rocket Pops? They're moving well. 493 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,965 And keep it up with those geometry theorems, all right? 494 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:30,267 - We'll hit them tomorrow. - Will do. 495 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,349 Geometry theorems? For the Army? 496 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:41,528 Artilleries. Mortars. Bomb trajectories. It's all geometry. 497 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:44,698 I mean, it's confusing at first, but you put in enough hours... 498 00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:46,696 ...study hard, you can learn anything. 499 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,698 FRANK: So not true. 500 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:51,826 Sometimes effort does not enhance ability. 501 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:56,627 Study if you must, but if it don't stick, move on... 502 00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:59,545 ...focus on something you're good at. 503 00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:02,670 Put this on Dottie Coronis' account. 504 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:05,548 - We don't have accounts, Frank. - I'm just the errand boy. 505 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,595 I gave my last cash to Fiona. 506 00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:10,011 Dottie's dying. You know where her house is. 507 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,717 Nineteen-oh-six. 508 00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:14,144 She's in trouble. She's gonna die next week. 509 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:16,472 When that happens, take it out of her estate. 510 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,148 MICKEY: Hey, Frank. 511 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:21,856 Why don't you check your pockets again? Maybe you overlooked something. 512 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,904 - You work here now? - Trial basis. 513 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:33,702 You know what, Mick, you may be-- Look at that. 514 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,828 That should cover it. 515 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:39,707 Hey, have a great sabbatical from your incarceration. 516 00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:45,383 That the kind of leadership you plan on bringing to the Army'? 517 00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,589 Said last night's bottom. 518 00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:51,048 Whatever. Liking what I like don't make me a bitch. 519 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:53,470 HARRY: Can you turn on the AC please? 520 00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:56,098 VERONICA: It's on full blast, hon. GINGER: I'm chilly. 521 00:34:56,303 --> 00:35:00,103 VERONICA: CVS. I've got coupon packets. Who needs one? 522 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,146 Clare? 523 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:05,069 Chock-full of paper towels, thanks. 524 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,608 Why'd you even come if you don't wanna do any of the things we're doing? 525 00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:15,619 Beats watching Judge Judy and waiting for my brain to collapse in on itself. 526 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,584 Shot of Maker's Mark, Kate. 527 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,138 You and I had a good thing once, didn't we? 528 00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:38,562 - We did not. - I always liked you. 529 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:40,059 You were fun. 530 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:42,686 - What happened? - I stopped drinking. 531 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:47,483 - Why? - I kept waking up next to you. 532 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,157 Better hit me again. 533 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:55,870 Antoine told us what you did. 534 00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,449 I brought a hungry, sick friend her dinner. 535 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,785 It is amazing how low you're willing to go. 536 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,211 Did you lecture Antoine about getting loaded... 537 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:05,254 ...while Dottie starved waiting for him? 538 00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:07,128 You actually went over there? 539 00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:11,303 Feed the hungry, tend to the sick. I'm walking the walk. 540 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,426 She's gonna die soon. What are you after? 541 00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,052 Her home? Her pension? 542 00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:17,258 I may love her. 543 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:18,889 I don't know. 544 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,311 Time will tell. 545 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:34,535 "And so the pizza decides to go look for his friends. The end." 546 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,662 BOY: That is not the truth. 547 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,330 Who wants a bonus story? 548 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,124 ALL: Me! 549 00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:46,080 This is called Fiona's Thoughts: Sophomore Year, 2006. 550 00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:50,793 "Flirted with Craig Heisner today. His ass looked great in his jeans. 551 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,503 I bet he could really pick me up and throw me around. 552 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,264 I thought about him doing me the rest of the day. 553 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:59,559 Craig Heisner, Craig Heisner, Craig Heisner. 554 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:01,853 Part of me wishes I saved my virginity... 555 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,181 ...so Craig could be the one who popped my--" 556 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:07,233 Story time's over. Who wants to go outside and blow bubbles? 557 00:37:07,434 --> 00:37:09,152 ALL: Me. FIONA: Okay. 558 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:11,821 DEBBIE: Come on, everybody. Get with your buddy. 559 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:15,112 - You still wanna blow Craig? FIONA: Where'd you get this? 560 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,444 - Under the stairs. - Why is your mattress here? 561 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:20,030 - Need a place to sleep. - You have a place to sleep. 562 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,285 Take it back upstairs. 563 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:25,084 And when you find something that isn't yours, keep it that way. 564 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:28,626 Carl, where are you going? 565 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,836 I've got some hard candies. 566 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:37,638 Some lemon and some cherry. 567 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:39,682 DENISE: My bag is almost full, Veronica. 568 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:41,931 Good, Denise. Did you get some good stuff? 569 00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:44,979 No, my pee bag. 570 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:48,810 Yeah, okay. I'll change it out at the next stop. 571 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:56,241 Can't you take us to the movies or bowling or an Indian casino? 572 00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,870 Foot clinic. Who needs help walking in? 573 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:19,597 I know you were just trying to be funny, but privacy's important. 574 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:22,680 What are you doing? 575 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:25,891 I need my own room too. Privacy's important. 576 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:33,945 Tell you what. How bought we spruce up the van for you for a week or two? 577 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,443 - Like camping? - Without a tent. 578 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:38,904 Awesome. 579 00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:55,838 Veronica, please, couldn't we walk around the park? 580 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,545 They only pay me to be upbeat and on time. 581 00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:00,881 Yeah, but we're stopped in traffic. 582 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:04,263 Let us touch some grass before we drop dead. 583 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:08,472 But they put out cookies at 4:00 back at the home. 584 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:13,356 I will buy you a case of cookies, Denise. 585 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,654 So now I'm the jerk. 586 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:18,073 Just for once let us go off schedule... 587 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:21,698 ...and excursion somewhere worth excursioning to? 588 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:26,247 HARRY: It is a great day for a walk. - We could make snow angels. 589 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,918 - Ten minutes. CLARE: Thank you. 590 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,416 God loves you. 591 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:36,250 Yeah, if that were true, he'd have made me white and rich. 592 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:49,888 They were out of the Cool Ranch. I think it's the heat. 593 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:53,475 People will go anywhere for relief, huh? Heh, heh. 594 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:56,357 "Refrigerator vents need dusting and vacuuming. 595 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:59,690 Clean gutters, remove hornet's nest in garage... 596 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:02,947 ...scrape windows and repaint them, remove wallpaper." 597 00:40:03,151 --> 00:40:05,404 - Big list. - You can always just leave. 598 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:10,960 No, no. It's always good to have some tasks. 599 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,210 I brought you some bubble bath. 600 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:16,506 I know the upstairs bathroom was out of commission for a while... 601 00:40:16,706 --> 00:40:22,088 ...and a nice bath might be, you know, very relaxing. 602 00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:24,047 Frank. 603 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:28,598 Bit early, isn't it? Nobody ever asked me to bed before 2:30 in the morning. 604 00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:31,395 - Dottie. - I know everyone calls me "Butterface." 605 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:34,645 There's nothing I can do about it. Not now, anyway. 606 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:38,979 - Let me draw you a bath. - You're not getting in with me. 607 00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:43,525 How is it that you and I both spent so much time at the Alibi... 608 00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:46,236 ...but we never hooked up? 609 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:49,201 Only good thing about being a female butterface... 610 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:54,912 ...is I actually get better looking to men as the night goes on, whereas you... 611 00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,673 Whereas I what? 612 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:03,344 Wait, am I the male butterface? 613 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:10,552 CLARE: Yay, Harry! Go, Harry, go! GINGER: Yay, Harry. 614 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,604 - Yay, Harry. - That Harry still has it, huh? 615 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,273 Oh, I like Harry. 616 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,191 MAN: Good shot, Harry. Way to go. 617 00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:19,986 I like Bruce too. 618 00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:21,984 And Tony. 619 00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:29,033 HARRY: Whoo! 620 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,415 [KIDS LAUGHING] 621 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,456 KEVIN: There you go. Thank you. MAN: Thank you. 622 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:40,881 We are crushing it. 623 00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:43,505 Nothing pays like hipsters, minors and the elderly. 624 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,678 V, start bringing those geezers every day. 625 00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:49,724 - They love their sugar. - Shit, Denise needs her insulin shot. 626 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,517 - Love you. - Love you. 627 00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:53,311 'Bye, Lip. 'Bye-bye. 628 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:55,725 - How much you got? KEVIN: About 50. 629 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,441 Hey, um-- Ahem. 630 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,228 If a chick, you know, she's taking it slow with a guy... 631 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:05,111 ...not sleeping with him, what do you think that means? 632 00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:07,028 Means you're not getting laid. 633 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:10,032 Timmy, this is your third one. That's it for today, okay? 634 00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,079 Don't come back unless it's to buy pot. 635 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:15,871 Gotta watch out for the chicks that don't sleep with you. 636 00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:18,123 You know what it means? Means they like you. 637 00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,749 Like, "like you" like you. 638 00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:21,456 Like, "love you" like you. 639 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,713 They keep, you know, holding back because they're so into you... 640 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:28,046 ...but they're also waiting for you to grasp how awesome they are. 641 00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,803 So when you do end up having sex for the first time... 642 00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:33,476 ...you're, you know, making love or some shit. 643 00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:37,977 Oh, and the experience, because you've been waiting so long for a little action... 644 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:41,651 ...that when you do have sex, it's some other-worldy, connected thing... 645 00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:45,321 ...which makes you think you can be in a long-haul kind of commitment. 646 00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:48,400 - Two Buds and a spliff, please. - How old are you? 647 00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:50,656 Fifteen. Here's four 5s. Keep the change. 648 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:51,952 Raise your arms. 649 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,496 Come back when you grow hair on your pits. 650 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:57,041 - I shave. - Get out of here. 651 00:42:57,241 --> 00:43:00,165 Chicks that hang out with you and don't sleep with you... 652 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,838 ...run the other way, dude. 653 00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:05,542 Because she's ready to stop playing and settle down. 654 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,557 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 655 00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:16,428 All right, everyone. Party time is over. Let's go. 656 00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:22,851 Let's go, let's go. Come on, Ms. Clare. 657 00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:25,107 Come on, Clare. I got you. 658 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:28,736 Did you have fun? Harry, come on. 659 00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,161 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 660 00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:38,750 - I knocked in two runs. - You were sensational, Tony. 661 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:40,998 - Harry. - I'm hurrying. 662 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:44,289 CLARE: Veronica, thank you. - You're welcome. 663 00:43:44,497 --> 00:43:46,545 How about next week we...? 664 00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:50,174 We go on one of those booze-cruise things? 665 00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:51,721 On the lake at sunset. 666 00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:55,217 That costs money, Clare. Money most people here don't have. 667 00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:56,384 [HARRY GROANS] 668 00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:57,598 [THUMP] 669 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,269 VERONICA: Harry? 670 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:05,234 Cal 911. 671 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:17,322 [SHOWER TURNS ON] 672 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:40,970 DOTTIE: Frank. - Roger that. 673 00:45:00,281 --> 00:45:03,581 DEBBIE: Veronica? - Debbie? 674 00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:06,708 I brought some artwork from the kids. 675 00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:09,632 For Ginger and Harry. 676 00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:16,389 - Did she--? - My grandson Paul has died. 677 00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:19,433 It's, uh-- It's Harry, Debs. 678 00:45:25,014 --> 00:45:27,233 CLARE: Veronica. 679 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:31,403 Sell this for me. 680 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:36,196 And then I'm taking everyone to the Indian casino. 681 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,464 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 682 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,927 - Ooh. Thank you. - Mm-hm. 683 00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:01,555 You went to high school with this Craig Heisner? 684 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,641 He's hot. You should poke him. 685 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:05,971 Fuck Facebook. 686 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,683 I'll poke him for you, if you want. 687 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,151 - What are you doing? - Sending a message. 688 00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:13,855 - Don't. - Did. Sent him your number. 689 00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:17,237 - What's the opposite of "thank you"? - Hey, guys. 690 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,072 Hey- 691 00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:21,325 - I can get laid on my own. - He's cute, huh? 692 00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:23,323 - Richard. Hi. RICHARD: Hey. 693 00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:24,748 - Nice to see you. JASMINE: You too. 694 00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:27,702 Fiona, this is Richard, who you wanted to meet. 695 00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:29,628 - Hi, Richard. - Hi. 696 00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:32,378 Shall we begin with some appletinis? 697 00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:35,126 I'll put the order in right now. 698 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,173 [SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 699 00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:39,509 JASMINE: Oh! Ha, ha. 700 00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:43,976 Wanna watch the lotto numbers? 701 00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:48,643 DOTTIE: That's enough of a visit for today. 702 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:52,352 Finish the list tomorrow. 703 00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:59,863 FRANK: Wait. I want you. 704 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:04,368 Frank. 705 00:47:04,572 --> 00:47:07,246 - How is it that I never had this? - Stop. 706 00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:11,171 Two drunken ships passing in a harbor swill hole. 707 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,748 We'll make up for lost time. 708 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:19,672 Frank, I can't have sex. Okay? 709 00:47:19,879 --> 00:47:21,176 I'm not thrilled about it. 710 00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:24,889 - The one thing I'm good at, I can't do. - We'll go slow. 711 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:26,969 - I don't know slow. - I'll teach you. 712 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:31,103 Frank, I haven't exactly lived a life of restraint. 713 00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:34,277 I can't push it while I'm waiting for my transplant. 714 00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:38,857 If my BP goes above 120 over 80, my heart explodes. 715 00:47:39,065 --> 00:47:40,942 Don't you get it? 716 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:44,199 If we fuck, I die. 717 00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:56,507 Hey, Gary. See you tomorrow. Thanks. 718 00:48:01,837 --> 00:48:04,556 You had no interest in my showing up tonight, did you? 719 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,350 What'd she tell you? 720 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:10,396 That you saw a photo and couldn't wait to meet me. 721 00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:12,940 - I saw no photo. - Well, she has no photo. 722 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:15,772 So Why'd you come? 723 00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:18,855 Well, my company does about $250 million worth of business... 724 00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:22,112 ...with David's company, and he's fond of Jasmine. 725 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:24,660 I didn't wanna be the one to upset the concubine. 726 00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:28,873 How much longer do we need to keep talking... 727 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:31,792 ...to make it seem like we really gave it a shot? 728 00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:34,370 Two or three more minutes. Tops. 729 00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:39,504 - You wanna see a photo of me now? - I'm good. 730 00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:43,508 Fully decent. It's me in grade school after I lost my first tooth. 731 00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:44,672 [FIONA CHUCKLES] 732 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:47,638 - The style's coming back. - Did it ever arrive? 733 00:48:47,842 --> 00:48:51,972 With the Iroquois. And punk rock. 734 00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:56,230 So how does this arrangement work? 735 00:48:56,767 --> 00:49:02,445 I dress pretty, hang on your arm, we have sex a couple times a month... 736 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:06,369 ...then you give me credit cards to buy shit that I like but don't need? 737 00:49:06,569 --> 00:49:08,822 I have no idea. 738 00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:11,157 I'm just here because I was invited. 739 00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:12,707 I don't make it a habit... 740 00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:16,412 ...of hanging around women that don't have any interest in being with me. 741 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:19,794 - Ho-ho-ho. You think you always know. - How does anybody know anything? 742 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:22,965 I mean, if I'm not laughing and the woman's not laughing... 743 00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:25,297 ...that's a good sign that's it's not working. 744 00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:27,177 But if we're both smiling? 745 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:29,679 There are worse ways to spend an evening. 746 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:33,100 - You're not married? - What do you got against married guys? 747 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:37,025 - I'm not into liars. - They're not lying to you. 748 00:49:37,183 --> 00:49:38,685 [CHUCKLES] 749 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:42,438 Night, Richard. 750 00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:46,738 You should go get that Mohawk. Could restart the trend. 751 00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:50,530 Nice to meet you, Fiona. 752 00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:30,091 Fuck! 753 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:24,391 [English - US - SDH]