1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,081 My life is falling apart, 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:06,481 and now we gotta take out valuable story time 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,404 to tell you what you missed last week? 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,204 Get your damn shit together. 5 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:13,761 MONICA: I am dying. 6 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:16,161 I don't have anything solid to leave the kids. 7 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:19,330 Wouldn't it be great to be outlaws together again? 8 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,891 Time to turn over that betting money! 9 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,681 You want to buy Wendell's? 10 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:27,127 FIONA: My family works there. 11 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,770 People in the neighborhood depend on it. 12 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,530 I will give you a $160,000 13 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,404 which is double what you paid for that lease. 14 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,438 FIONA: I sold out Etta and I'm putting her 15 00:00:34,450 --> 00:00:36,127 in assisted living against her wishes. 16 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:40,281 Deed, business license, liquor license, bill of sale. 17 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,169 VERONICA: She told us we were signing adoption forms. 18 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,687 I am new owner of Alibi. 19 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,561 SIERRA: You've been drinking? 20 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,609 I'm a human fucking being with issues. 21 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,325 And I don't need another one. 22 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,608 Get out. Please. And get help. 23 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:54,641 Coming in, buddy? 24 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:00,566 FUCK you! 25 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,451 Look, I'm getting some new IDs, some cash and heading to Mexico. 26 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,001 You should come. 27 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,281 This goodbye? 28 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,047 Let's ride. 29 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,721 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 30 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,401 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO) 31 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:47,721 The fuck you looking at? 32 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,486 Still haven't told me your plan. 33 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,611 All right, I'm thinking a little bit of nipple pinching, then some ass eating. 34 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,603 - Seriously. - All right, okay. 35 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,922 - Go straight to fucking. Let's find-- - You're a fugitive, all right? 36 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,684 You can't just stroll across the Mexican border. 37 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,126 I told you, I got it covered. 38 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,004 Even learned me some Spanish. 39 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,801 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 40 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,486 What the fuck does that mean? 41 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,604 "Say that again, I'll shove your dick down your throat." 42 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,006 Do you have any money? 43 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,606 We'll get some. 44 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,241 IAN: Shit. 45 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,724 (CHUCKLES) 46 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:34,926 So you ever been to the beach? 47 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,007 No. 48 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,250 Sun all year round. No more freezing our asses off. 49 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,085 Just sandals and tequila from here on, man. 50 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,210 That's what kept me going in the joint. 51 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,810 The beach. 52 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,000 Us. 53 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,408 Bet your white ass burns like a motherfucker. 54 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,285 (DAMON COUGHS) 55 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,722 - Wanna hit this? - Yeah, pass that shit. 56 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,969 (DAMON CONTINUES COUGHING) 57 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,365 Don't fucking drop that shit. 58 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,006 Something else I wanna hit. 59 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,006 Yo, go take a leak. 60 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:24,886 Don't need to. 61 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,248 Go do yoga. Sing fucking Taylor Swift. 62 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,925 I don't give a shit, get out of the fucking car. 63 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,361 Go. 64 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,047 Come here. 65 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,722 Hey, I'm bottom now, too. If you wanna switch things up. 66 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,241 If I wanted to fuck a guy in the ass I would've stayed in prison. 67 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,041 Get lube, bitch. 68 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,564 -(WHISPERS) Hey. Monica. Wake up. -(GRUNTS) 69 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,962 Do you remember anything about last night? 70 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:29,726 No. 71 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,007 Me neither. 72 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,927 - It looks like it was a fun one. -(MONICA CHUCKLES) 73 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,124 - Come here. - I fucking love you. 74 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:39,726 (MONICA CHUCKLES) 75 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,241 How much do we have left? 76 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:43,761 Six hundred. 77 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,729 Let's get out of here before they stick us with the bill. 78 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,729 - Where's my pants? - I don't know. 79 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,366 Yeah. 80 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,364 (LIP BREATH ES HEAVILY) 81 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,244 Am I gonna have to hire a new dishwasher? 82 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,246 If I catch you drinking on the job again- 83 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,771 So you wanna breathalyze me? 84 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:25,681 What's that for? 85 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,201 I sold the laundromat. 86 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,125 Shit, already? How much you lose? 87 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,281 I didn't. 88 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,800 You believe it? 89 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,841 Once I pay off the mortgage and pay Etta back for the improvements, 90 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:42,690 I'll have 75 grand. 91 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,262 God, I know I should take it to the bank, 92 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,041 but fuck, I can't stop staring at it. 93 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,804 I didn't think I'd make this much money in my life. 94 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,486 Yeah, you better cash that before it bounces. 95 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:57,887 Hey, do you know anything about mutual funds or IRAs? 96 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,090 Figure I should be smart with the money. 97 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,163 After I blow a little on something fun. 98 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,445 Can you pretend to be happy for me? 99 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:08,281 Oh, no, I gotta go. 100 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,920 You know, those of us in the underclass, we have shit to do. 101 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,371 (SIGHS) 102 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,726 - Hey, man. - Hey, 103 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:34,247 can you believe Fiona fucking sold the laundromat? 104 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,766 Yeah, I can barely hear you. 105 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:38,002 I'm on the rig, I'm working a double. 106 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,203 All right. Well, I'll see you later tonight then? 107 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,204 Well, I'm actually sleeping at the station. 108 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,447 Okay- 109 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,041 Take care. 110 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,450 Hey, I'm getting pork rinds and a 40. You want anything? 111 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,322 - Uh, coffee and a KIND bar. -(GROANS) 112 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,211 - Bitch. - Fucking pussy. 113 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:12,921 (GUNSHOT) 114 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,969 - Fuck! Holy shit. - Go!Go!Go!Go!Go! 115 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,964 Drive the car! Drive the car! Drive the car! 116 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,322 WOMAN: You piece of shit fuckers! 117 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:23,681 Shit! 118 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,371 Damon, you fucking dumb fuck! 119 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,409 - Come on, what the fuck! - You said you were getting food! 120 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,881 I was, till this shit-for-brains here pulled his Glock out! 121 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,804 I thought when you said we were getting gas, 122 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,884 -we was gonna rob the fucking place. - I meant we were fucking getting gas! 123 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,282 Whoa! Wake and bake? 124 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,770 Saging. I read it'll help get that backstabbing cunt's bad juju 125 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,564 out of our house. Is that what you're wearing? 126 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,129 It's a machine parts company. 127 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,209 You don't wear loafers operating a drill press. 128 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,488 You're applying for a job. You wanna make a good impression. 129 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,688 Not just any job. A man's job. 130 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,649 - I let Svetlana take- - Don't even think of saying her name. 131 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,801 You know what to call her. 132 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,123 I'm sorry. I let "that backstabbing cunt" take my balls. 133 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,601 Well, my nanny days are over. 134 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:09,730 I'm gonna support this family and I'm gonna get my balls back. 135 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:10,881 Here, take a look at this. 136 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,691 Kev, you misspelled "résumé" on your résumé. 137 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:17,561 Well, what about the rest of it? 138 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,006 What rest of it? There's only one line. 139 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,441 Well, I only had one job. And I've never written one of these before. 140 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,490 You gotta beef it up. Sometimes people write their goals. 141 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,810 You want me to tell them I wanna make as much money 142 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,445 doing as little work as possible? 143 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,690 We got enough to last us for a while. 144 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,766 Hey, did any bartending gigs come up on that alert thingy on your phone? 145 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:37,806 Yeah, but only at fancy places. You gotta be a certified mixologist. 146 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,800 Remember all a bartender had to do was pour a shot and tap a keg? 147 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,166 Now you can't even work behind a bar 148 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,687 without knowing how to make Campari-fennel aperitif. 149 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,770 Yeah. Who puts fennel in a drink? And what is fennel? 150 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,321 Got me. 151 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,207 Lip? 152 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,647 Lip? 153 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,051 - Jesus! - You said you had the drinking 154 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:00,622 under control. 155 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,765 No, I-- Hey, I'm in the fucking shower! 156 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,365 I don't give fucking care, Lip. 157 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,409 Mrs. Joseph said she saw you on the El Train 158 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,608 so fucked up that you couldn't even walk. 159 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,361 I went to a meeting. 160 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,885 - Don't fucking lie to me. - I'm not. 161 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,643 All right? I hate AA, I think it's fucking stupid, but I went. 162 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:17,641 Are you gonna go back? 163 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,931 If I say yes, will you let me finish cleaning myjunk? 164 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,241 Thank you. 165 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,564 You know, I'm getting pretty tired of everybody telling me 166 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:27,881 what to do all the time. 167 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,924 Get your shit together, we won't have to. 168 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,564 So, uh, Fiona sold the laundromat. 169 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:35,767 That mean you're out of a job? 170 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,123 You think I want to fold laundry for the rest of my life? 171 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,566 I signed up forjunior college. 172 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,161 Oh, yeah? Studying what? 173 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,329 Malcolm X has a pretty good welding program. 174 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,721 - Welding? - Yeah. 175 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,330 What, so, you wanna be a welder? 176 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:51,206 I can apprentice with someone while I'm still in school. 177 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,769 Get certified in under two years and make up to 20 bucks an hour to start. 178 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,281 When's your next meeting? 179 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,441 Twenty minutes. 180 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,524 You know, maybe if you left, I could get dressed, and I wouldn't be late. 181 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,201 Welding, huh? 182 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:12,521 Yeah. Flux core, metal arc, gas arc, tungsten, MIG, TIG. Welding. 183 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,162 Gonna be a Jamba Juice. Cool, huh? 184 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,688 Yeah, it's really awesome watching your guys tear apart everything I built. 185 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,121 Too late for second thoughts. 186 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,089 Just came from the bank, I deposited the check. 187 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:39,005 Although, I took a picture of it first, so I can put it on my wall. 188 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,446 Feel good paying off the mortgage? 189 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,131 Didn't think you guys were gonna tear the place apart so soon. 190 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,851 We're hosting a happy hour, workers start the remodel tomorrow. 191 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,206 - Happy hour? - Hmm. 192 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,131 South Side Young Professionals. 193 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,965 - ETTA: Get your hands off my washer! -(SIGHS) 194 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,401 Thief! 195 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,406 Guessing you didn't tell her yet. 196 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,649 No, I did, couple of times. She's got no short-term memory. 197 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,006 - Lady, stop! Please! -(PHONE CHIMES) 198 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,443 It's not easy ripping someone from their home of 50 years. 199 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,241 You get used to it. 200 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:11,801 WORKER: Come on! Come on! 201 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,010 You silly ass! 202 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,001 Jesus, lady! 203 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,605 Okay, Etta, Etta. Calm down. 204 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,603 Go call the police! They're taking everything! 205 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,450 I know. I know. Come on. Let's sit down. 206 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,204 What the hell's going on? 207 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:26,489 We talked about this, yesterday and last night. 208 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,802 - You have to leave. - Why? 209 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,887 'Cause there's asbestos in the walls. 210 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,447 And the city found out, and they want to shut us down. 211 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,604 That fucking Mayor Daley. 212 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,531 First, he hands the White House to that goddamn Catholic, 213 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,364 and now this crap. 214 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,005 I gotta get you out of your apartment. 215 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,726 Just for a few days. You can come home with me. 216 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:53,004 (CHUCKLES) I can stay with you, Sandy? 217 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,129 Yep, I got a room all ready for you. 218 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,521 - Oh! I'll go pack! - Okay. 219 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,320 Oh, we'll have fun. 220 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,726 We can go out on the town, 221 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:04,242 and let the boys feel us up on the dance floor. 222 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,965 Hotel orgy loot. 223 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,286 Frank, give Debbie a wallet. 224 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,649 Or better yet, give her a ring, for their wedding. 225 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,887 I'm buying her a ring. 226 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:21,531 Oh, that is so romantic. I lost mine years ago. 227 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,921 You sold it for crack. 228 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,849 Let's see how this one looks on you, my love. 229 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,126 I think it's a real diamond. 230 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,643 Wow! I wonder how much Raoul is gonna give us for it. 231 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,801 We can't sell this. 232 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,167 - Why not? It's the best of the bunch. - No,no. 233 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:37,245 It fits like a glass slipper. It should never leave your finger. 234 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,920 (MONICA GRUNTS) 235 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,371 Monica Jean Darrgen. 236 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,846 Yeah? 237 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,486 Will you marry me? 238 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,769 But what about getting money for the kids? 239 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,400 Let's give the kids something more valuable than money. 240 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,125 An example of real love. 241 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,290 And then we'll go back to work tomorrow? 242 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:05,124 Sure. Today, we proclaim how we feel before God and the whole world. 243 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,845 Pretty sure the whole world doesn't care. 244 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,611 Pretty sure God doesn't either. 245 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,928 Will you make me the happiest man in the world? 246 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,762 - Um... - Come on. 247 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,410 - Yes! -(BOTH LAUGH) 248 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,441 MONICA: Yes! Yes! 249 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,520 Yes! 250 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,968 We need new wheels, in case anyone made us back there. 251 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,284 Huh! Sounds about right. 252 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,241 All right, green one. 253 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,169 Oh, hell, no. Look at this Camaro. 254 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,450 Dumbass, the window on the green one is down. 255 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,641 There's no alarm. 256 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,240 But it's so beautiful. 257 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,164 Damon, you're on lookout. 258 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,881 Come on. 259 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,125 (GRUNTS) 260 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,287 Come on, hurry up. 261 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,926 I'm a little out of practice. 262 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,568 No, you gotta-- It's the other-- 263 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,370 - Do I tell you how to do EMT shit? - Can I just-- Yeah, I-- 264 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:02,760 Leave the goddamn stealing to the experts. 265 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:03,961 Fuck-- 266 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,650 (ENGINE CRANKING) 267 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,320 (ENGINE TURNING OVER) 268 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,521 Let's go. 269 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,410 Hope Damon knows how to hitchhike. 270 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,281 We're ditching him? 271 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,851 Mouth-breather's gonna get us arrested or killed. 272 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,402 Better it's just us. Adiés, motherfucker! 273 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,168 Mickey! What the fuck! 274 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,970 (CURSING IN SPANISH) 275 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,010 ROBIN: I thought to myself, "What are you doing, Robin? 276 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:37,320 "You have a 4.0 GPA. You were, like, president of your high school class." 277 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,330 I called my mom and dad, even though it was 2:00 a.m. 278 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,126 They were like, "We love you." 279 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,769 I haven't had a drink in seven months. 280 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,044 (APPLAUSE) 281 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:59,001 I was just elected rush chair of my sorority, and... 282 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,365 (SIGHS) 283 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,245 Man, you got a square? 284 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,530 - Yeah. - Thanks. 285 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,251 Appreciate it. 286 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,765 She still at it? 287 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,367 Yep. 288 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,204 I swear if I have to listen to the same bullshit story one more time 289 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,249 I can't be held responsible for my actions. 290 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,960 Yeah, listening to that shit makes me wanna drink more, not less. 291 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,521 You're new, right? 292 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,570 Yeah, it's my second meeting. 293 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,444 We should grab some coffee, swap some real drinking stories. 294 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,605 Look, you're hitting on me or you're trying to get me to buy into this crap. 295 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,091 Either way, I'm not fucking into it. 296 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,921 You don't think I'm attractive? 297 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:49,010 Look, I'm not doing any steps, all right? 298 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,080 I'm not making any fucking amends. 299 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,001 (SCOFFS) You think I'm being altruistic? 300 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,123 I'm doing it for me, man. 301 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,203 I still need this shit to stay sober. 302 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,847 I got work. 303 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,924 Come on, we can meet up after. 304 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,082 Just two drunks swapping war stories. 305 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,442 Whatever crazy shit you did, I bet I can top it. 306 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,488 -(KNOCKING) - Hi, is the job still open? 307 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:29,886 Hi. 308 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,570 Yeah. 309 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,280 Here's an application. is Spanish okay? 310 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,969 I was gonna have a tough enough time in English. 311 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,325 WOMAN: Let's see. 312 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,847 You know what, I can't find any in English. 313 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,042 I haven't been asked for one of those in a while. 314 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,646 Why don't I translate, I'll write in your answers for you. 315 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,287 Sounds good. Your writing's probably nicer than mine anyways. 316 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,686 Okay, name? 317 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,207 How do you say "Ball" in Spanish? 318 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,491 - Pelota. - I'm Kevin Pelota. 319 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:06,810 Pelota. How long have you been operating a CNC machine? 320 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,567 Was that English? 321 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,922 Do you know how to program a CNC machine? 322 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,887 Piece of cake. 323 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,009 - Are you lying? - No. 324 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:22,402 I want a man's job where you pull up your sleeves and get your hands dirty. 325 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,130 Get in your time machine. 326 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,444 Those jobs don't exist anymore, everything's computerized now. 327 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,209 Oh, computers. What is so special about computers, anyway? 328 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,011 I mean, sure, they seem awesome, they help you rip off movies, 329 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,323 but what happens when they become self-aware? Huh? Huh? 330 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,042 -(MACHINES WHIRRING) -(SPEAKING INAUDIBLY) 331 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,244 So how's this guy gonna sneak us into Mexico? 332 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,569 Fuck if I know. Pifiata? 333 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,043 These are pretty good beans, man. 334 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,043 Guess they don't call them beaners for nothing, huh? (CHUCKLES) 335 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,004 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 336 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,050 Which one of them is your guy? 337 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,611 You sure we should be barging in on the party? 338 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,211 Hey, which one of you guys is Jesus? 339 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,440 I'm Jesus. 340 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,924 Oh, never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad I finally found Jesus. 341 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,922 - Hey. - Dishes are piling up. 342 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,611 What? Shit, Lip again? 343 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,281 (SIGHS) Not his fault. Your parents are in the kitchen. 344 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,802 What? Hey! 345 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,007 I'm trying to talk to you! Hey, Frank! 346 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,201 Lip, come on. 347 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,010 - Get out of my kitchen. - Yeah, my sentiments exactly. 348 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,322 There's my first-born. 349 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,925 We want you to be our maid of honor! 350 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,083 - What? What are you talking about? - You're gonna love this. 351 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,366 FRANK: Show her. 352 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,295 You stole a ring. So what? 353 00:20:00,307 --> 00:20:01,761 How we acquired it is beside the point. 354 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,121 We're getting married. 355 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,645 (LAUGHS) You're already married. 356 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,881 - Only legally. - Yeah. 357 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,441 We're recommitting our hearts to each other. 358 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,886 Yeah, you need to find them first. 359 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,530 Hey, this is important. 360 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,284 Honor your father and mother. 361 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,298 He's working. 362 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,689 We're renewing our vows this afternoon. 363 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,887 _So__ - Which vows? The ones where you 364 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,405 put yourselves before everyone first? 365 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,801 Or the ones where you don't take responsibility for your actions? 366 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,203 Hey, all I had to do was pull out and you never would have been born. 367 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,811 You were too high to pull out. 368 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:31,568 Debbie's coming and Liam and I texted Ian, but I haven't heard back. 369 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,165 Oh, we gotta call Carl! 370 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,448 - Yes, Carl! - Carl's in military school. 371 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,886 You ever hear of a plane? 372 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,566 Out of curiosity, who's officiating this bullshit ceremony? 373 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,803 We don't need middlemen. This is between God and us. 374 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:43,961 Well, that's a good thing, 375 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,661 because no priest will come near you after 376 00:20:45,673 --> 00:20:47,010 what happened at your first wedding. 377 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,844 Oh, yeah, didn't you puke on Father McDougal? 378 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,121 - Mmm-hmm. - You weren't even there. 379 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,407 I was there for the second one. 380 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,643 Oh, Christ. The naked wedding. 381 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,168 - That was beautiful. - If you were a pedophile. 382 00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:02,362 Why do you two keep harping on the past? This is why your lives are so messed up. 383 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,364 Oh, yeah, that's the reason. 384 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,207 You deserved a better mother. 385 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,842 You needed me, I wasn't there. 386 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,322 I'm asking for a fresh start. 387 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,444 A new beginning for the family. 388 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,606 Please come. 389 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,201 (SOFTLY) Fuck it. 390 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,081 You're not gonna go, are you? 391 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,287 Fuck no. 392 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,046 Carlos gave me your name. 393 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,444 Which Carlos? I know 30 of them. 394 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,967 - Cook County Correctional. - Well, that narrows it down to four. 395 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,321 We need a coyote. 396 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,163 - For what? - To sneak us across the border. 397 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,721 You're already across the border. 398 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,405 No, the other side. 399 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,366 You want me to sneak you into Mexico? 400 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,684 Yeah. I want you to do whatever you do, backwards. 401 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,526 (LAUGHS AND SPEAKS SPANISH) 402 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,166 You're that vato from the news. 403 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,607 The one that made the prison chick fall for you. 404 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,564 The fuck she ever see in you, ese? 405 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,287 I could pull it out, but I don't wanna scare all the kids. 406 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,526 Dad. 407 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,649 It's time for me to dance with my little girl. 408 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,527 Wait, that's it? 409 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,484 I get caught with a fugitive, that's federal time. 410 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,529 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What am I supposed to do? 411 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,241 Not my problem, homie. You're on your fucking own. 412 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,649 - The fuck you say to me? - Come on, come on, come on. 413 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,690 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 414 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,048 Hey, baby, I'm just making some lunch. How'd it go? 415 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,885 This is a land of pussy-men now. 416 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,005 Unless you have a computer, you don't stand a chance. 417 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,647 And when did not finishing high school mean you can't feed your family? 418 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,724 Don't worry about it, I'll get a job. I'll work for my mom at the salon. 419 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,120 But, what about my balls? 420 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,805 What about feeding our girls? 421 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,601 You said we were okay. 422 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,961 For a little while. 423 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,326 I'll work at your mom's then. 424 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,644 - Doing hair? - How hard can it be? 425 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,325 -(PHONE CHIMES) - A new listing! 426 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,647 Cornrows, weaves. 427 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,048 - Black women love me. - Job tending bar. 428 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,804 I'll text you the address. You can be the first one there! 429 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,330 Nothing is getting in my way this time. 430 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,289 - Go get them, baby. I love you. - I love you. 431 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,925 (CHUCKLES) 432 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,288 Jesus! How long you been standing there? 433 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,851 I brought my cats. 434 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,845 You can bring two of them. 435 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,530 I'll get my stool. 436 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:53,927 Hey, what's all that? 437 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,971 (SIGHS) Etta's. I'm bringing her to stay at the house 438 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,049 till a room opens up at assisted living. 439 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,168 - You want a hand? Yeah? - Yeah. Sure. 440 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,446 (SCOFFS) You believe Frank and Monica? 441 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,200 (SIGHS) Never a dull moment when the shit show's in town. 442 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,645 - You got that? Yeah? - Yeah. 443 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,531 You know, I'd carry this stuff home for you 444 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,881 but my shift's not over. 445 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,247 That's all right. I don't need help. 446 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,325 (DOOR BEEPING) 447 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,284 - You bought a car? -(CHUCKLES) Yep. 448 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,369 Only $425 a month. 449 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,401 You like it? 450 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,444 (MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 451 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,251 I'm here about the bartending job. 452 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,886 Are you 933'? 453 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,761 Do you want me to be gay? 454 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,446 If you're gonna work here. 455 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,249 - Yeah, I'm gay. -(CHUCKLES) 456 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,768 What? I love cock. 457 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,449 Big cock, small cock, curved cock that looks like a banana. 458 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:11,846 You're a shitty liar. 459 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,490 - I'm a kick-ass bartender. - No. 460 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,688 - I've been doing it like 15 years. - No. 461 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:19,322 I need the job to feed my kids. Here, look, look at this picture of them. 462 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,769 Oh! Cute. No. 463 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,728 So now if I speak English and like vagina, I can't get a job? 464 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,765 - That's discrimination. - Oh, give me a break. 465 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,282 You can't deny me an opportunity because of my sexual orientation! 466 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,441 Who I choose to sleep with 467 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,046 in the privacy of my own home is none of your damn business. 468 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,361 All right. 469 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:42,001 One night, we'll see how you do. Go get changed. 470 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,284 Oh, I think that's the last of it. 471 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,086 This isn't your apartment, Sandy. 472 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,083 Well, I, uh, moved. 473 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,530 Why? This place is a shithole. 474 00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,206 (FIONA SIGHS) 475 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,846 Who's the Negro? 476 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,084 Uh, this is Liam. 477 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,685 (WHISPERS) And they're not called that anymore. 478 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,364 - Debs! - DEBS: In the kitchen. 479 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,200 Oh, thanks for watching Etta for a couple hours. 480 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,129 Yeah, I'm here anyways for Frank and Monica. 481 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,850 Can't believe you came for that. 482 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,809 It's for Franny. They're her grandparents. 483 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,885 (ETTA CHUCKLES) 484 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,369 Oh, this is a beaut, Sandy. 485 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,890 Here you go. You remember Debbie, right? 486 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:26,732 DEBS: Hi, Etta. 487 00:26:26,744 --> 00:26:28,566 she'll be here in case you need anything. 488 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,527 So chances are she'll just sit there for hours, but you never know. 489 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,841 Okay, I gotta get back to work. 490 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,809 Look what we found! 491 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,042 Yeah. Fiona! I knew you'd come! 492 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,243 Actually, I'm here to get Etta set up. 493 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,520 You're gonna wear that? 494 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,329 Well, it was hers before it was yours. 495 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,889 Oh! Knock yourself out. There's no chance I'm wearing that again. 496 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,051 Wait, Fiona, stay. Please. 497 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,724 Thanks, but... 498 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,806 No. Bye. 499 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,565 - HeY- - HeY- 500 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,491 Just got done with my shift. 501 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,240 - Hey. - What can I get you guys? 502 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,881 Just a coffee. 503 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,521 For your friend? 504 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,365 Is the cherry pie good? 505 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,604 Yeah? Okay, we'll try that. 506 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,290 And a piece of coconut pie. 507 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,609 And a slice of cheesecake. 508 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,168 And the bread pudding. It's for the table. 509 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,207 You pregnant? 510 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,324 You get sugar cravings, right? 511 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,644 Being fat's better than drunk. 512 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,610 So, let's hear if your drinking stories are as good as the Tri Delt's. 513 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,287 I don't know. I had a bad breakup last year. 514 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:58,443 Took a crowbar to a professor's car, and then took on a couple campus cops. 515 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,209 - How'd that go? (LAUGHS) - Not well. 516 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:03,921 Is that the best you got? 517 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,126 I pissed on a sorority mom. 518 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,600 Hey! Was she into it? 519 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,489 - No. Definitely not. - Oh. 520 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:10,761 Bummer. 521 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,446 I woke up in the hospital once. 522 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,051 Only once? (SCOFFS) Yeah, the third time I did that, 523 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,009 I ruptured my spleen. 524 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,601 Almost died. 525 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,725 Don't know how it happened to this day. 526 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,167 So that was your rock bottom? 527 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,891 Oh, fuck, no, no, no. 528 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,123 No. It was a combo of booze and angel dust. 529 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,810 Got all paranoid, I thought my girlfriend called the cops on me. 530 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,089 Locked her in our apartment, put a gun to her head, pulled the trigger. 531 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,564 I mean, the chamber was empty, thank God, I didn't know that. 532 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,967 But, yeah, I would've fucking killed her. 533 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,201 Yeah, you win. 534 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,080 So, when did you have your first drink? 535 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,521 Fourth grade. 536 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,761 First time you puked? 537 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,327 Fourth grade. 538 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,325 My parents, they um, they encouraged it. 539 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,641 (LAUGHING) 540 00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,241 Is that a joke? 541 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,289 Nah. I mean, everyone I knew drank. 542 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,129 You know, it was in our house, fflends'houses,schooL 543 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,760 It's everywhere. You know, that's just what the neighborhood's like. 544 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,291 Well, there's a reason people like it, you know. 545 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:14,727 Feels good. 546 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,690 Feels good waking up in the hospital? 547 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,801 I don't know. 548 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,482 Drinking, it, you know, it turns the volume down. 549 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,209 I don't know, it makes the world more tolerable. 550 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,681 Sounds like drinking might not be your only problem. 551 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,367 Holy shit. You're right. You know, I never thought of that. 552 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,563 (LAUGHING) Okay. Hey, all right! 553 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,201 Shit. 554 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,721 Thanks. 555 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,367 Enjoy. 556 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,240 Well, dig in, brother. 557 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:47,961 (SIGHS) 558 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,251 - Fiona! - Wow. 559 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,805 You just gutted the place. 560 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,570 Yeah, nothing worth keeping. 561 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,962 No offense. Ryan, Fiona. 562 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,486 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Hi. 563 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,244 She used to own this space. Flipped it. 564 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,164 100% profit in under three months. 565 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,448 - You're shitting me. - He is not shitting you. 566 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,641 Just beginner's luck. 567 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,246 She likes to play it off like she didn't know what she's doing. 568 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,402 This one, shrewd as hell. 569 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,770 Well, networking event. So, I should go network. 570 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,921 Yep. 571 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,965 Chad bought a couple single-family houses over on Wallace, 572 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,565 now he thinks he's Herb Allen. 573 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,011 (CHUCKLES) I didn't know that Chad invested on his own. 574 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,044 Yeah, when he doesn't have his lips pressed firmly up against Margo's ass. 575 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,488 -(CHUCKLES) - Yeah, I used to have Chad's job. 576 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,371 That was four years of taking Margo's shit. 577 00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,164 It was a better education than Wharton. 578 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,290 Am I supposed to know what Wharton is? 579 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,968 Okay. All right. Where did you go to school? 580 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,047 - Nowhere you've ever heard of. - Well, try me. 581 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,366 Ridgedale High. 582 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,881 I went to Tilden. 583 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,481 You're South Side? 584 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,411 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, born and bred. My dad used to work construction. 585 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,762 He let me tag along in the summers. I got the building bug. 586 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,644 And that's actually the name of my company, 587 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,801 Building Bug. 588 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,485 - It's cute. - Thank you. 589 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,721 -(CHUCKLES) - Yours? 590 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,846 Oh, I don't have a company. It was a one-time thing. 591 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,960 So did you get inside information on this place? 592 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,806 What, rezoning or something you knew would jack up the value? 593 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,770 Just right place, right time, you know? 594 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,846 What's taking her so long? 595 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,368 Maybe you didn't notice, but Fiona and Monica aren't exactly the same size. 596 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,760 I had to improvise. 597 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,606 You look as beautiful as the first time you wore it. 598 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,445 Oh, Frank. 599 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,361 Thanks. 600 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,923 I wrote my vows down. 601 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,962 "My handsome Frank, 602 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,685 "you're my best friend and the best fuck I ever had. 603 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,643 "Today, I commit to a new beginning together, 604 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,328 "to leaving the past in the past. 605 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,249 "I forgive you for everything you've done. 606 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,684 "For stealing my dad's car and driving it into Lake Michigan. 607 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,647 "For not telling me when you cut that batch of coke 608 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,450 "with just a touch of Drano. 609 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,205 "I forgive you for promising me to that drug dealer 610 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,209 "in exchange for crystal meth. 611 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,121 "I forgive you for dragging me three blocks with the car-" 612 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,800 Okay, sweetheart, that was an accident. 613 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,885 No, it wasn't, my love. 614 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,560 How was I supposed to know that your dress was caught in the door? 615 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,484 Because I was screaming. 616 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,768 The radio was blaring Layla, remember? 617 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,407 No. You were getting back at me for throwing you in front of the El. 618 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,961 If I hadn't climbed off the tracks, you would've killed me! 619 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,930 Yes, and it serves you right for fucking that slut 620 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,003 -with the cauliflower ears! - I was not fucking her! 621 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,844 - Yes, you did! - No, I didn't! 622 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,490 Don't fucking lie to me, Frank! 623 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,444 It was a blowjobl 624 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,121 Oh! 625 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,045 Frank! 626 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,845 (BOTH GROANING) 627 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,646 (GLASS SHATTERING) 628 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,730 Yeah, thanks for the sugar shock. 629 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,725 Yeah, no problem. See you around. 630 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,127 Hey, what, that's it? 631 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,884 What, no nuggets of wisdom? 632 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,881 Ever tried knitting? 633 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,961 What, knitting? 634 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,521 Yeah. Helped me to have a distraction, you know? 635 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,008 You stop drinking, all of the sudden you got all this free time on your hands. 636 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,961 I tried whittling but I kept cutting the shit out of myself. 637 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,784 What, so that's your key to staying sober? 638 00:34:05,796 --> 00:34:06,363 Fucking knitting? 639 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,644 (CHUCKLES) Well, I ain't fucking Yoda. 640 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,043 I mean, the only key to staying sober is not drinking. 641 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,962 Knitting and sugar help me stay sane. 642 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,166 That and meetings. So for what it's worth, you did the first step. 643 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,891 (CHUCKLES) That's what this was? You know, I knew it. 644 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:24,844 Look, man, do the steps, don't do the steps, 645 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,122 I really don't give a shit. I ain't your fucking babysitter. 646 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,646 You really wanna stop drinking? I mean, you really want to? 647 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,367 Yes. 648 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,890 Then I hope I see you at the next meeting. 649 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:39,761 See ya. 650 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,481 You live here? 651 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,806 Sorry if it's chilly. The heatings's a little spotty. 652 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,209 I bought the building in foreclosure. 653 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,722 And I moved in so I could oversee the remodel, 654 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,769 but I never got it started. 655 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,730 (LAUGHING) 656 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,490 Yo, you can start on service. 657 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,929 - I got this. -(MAN WHOOPS) 658 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,210 Anybody order a hot piece of ass? 659 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,361 MAN: All right, here we go. 660 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,324 Feast your eyes, boys. 661 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,369 You can look but you can't touch. 662 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,766 Except you, you can touch. Go on, give it a little slap. 663 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,525 - Yeah! - Yeah! 664 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,650 Looks like the drinks aren't the only things that are stiff around here. 665 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,331 (ALL CHEERING) 666 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,889 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. 667 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,364 IAN: We still have to figure out a way to get across the border. 668 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,126 Could try swimming over. 669 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:28,481 Never learned how. 670 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,641 Seriously? 671 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:30,921 Huh. 672 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,361 Well, we could try driving. 673 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,371 They probably have my picture posted all over the border crossing. 674 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,804 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 675 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,971 Need to get some real money, man. Fuck. 676 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,410 All right. That bar we passed back there. 677 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,170 Are you fucking nuts? 678 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,046 - What? - This is Texas. 679 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,361 Everybody here is packing. 680 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,971 You got a better idea how to get cash? 681 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,360 Yeah. The bank. 682 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,849 Oh, check it out. Ian Gallagher, putting his big boy pants on. 683 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,769 Monica, open the door. 684 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,126 MONICA: Go away. 685 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,209 You already forgave me for everything else. 686 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,566 What's one more? 687 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,321 Is it broken? 688 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,081 No. 689 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,486 You didn't hear my vows yet. 690 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:26,881 (SIGHS) 691 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,766 I stand here today because my life is 692 00:37:32,778 --> 00:37:35,848 infinitely better with you, than without. 693 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,451 You remember the vows from our first wedding? 694 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,326 "I vow to love who you are and who you become. 695 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:49,400 "I vow to build a family and to create a loving home with you, 696 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,888 "filled with laughter and joy. 697 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,604 "I vow to be by your side, no matter what comes our way." 698 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,566 Frank and Monica, always. 699 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,890 Like a fairy tale. Happily ever after. 700 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,367 Be gentle with me. I'm a virgin. 701 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,531 (LAUGHING) 702 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,251 What are you gonna do with the place? 703 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,409 - What, the building? - Uh-huh. 704 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:40,761 Why? 705 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:44,841 Never mind. 706 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,161 Why? 707 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,569 Well, it's a tiny two-bedroom, but you could easily make it a big one. 708 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:56,371 There's lots of young couples without kids that are moving to the South Side. 709 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,800 Is this wall load-bearing? 710 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,041 Uh, no. 711 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,247 You can just rip it out. 712 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,802 It could really open up the space a lot. Let some light in. 713 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,041 You want it? 714 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,401 Want what? 715 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,766 The building. 716 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,248 Look, I own two commercial properties. 717 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,114 I would like to get this one off my hands. 718 00:39:14,126 --> 00:39:15,370 I never should have bought it. 719 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,921 Uh... 720 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,800 Are you serious? 721 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,162 Hearing you talk about renovating this place 722 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,607 was the most excited that I've seen you. 723 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,489 - And that includes the time... - That's definitely not true. 724 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:26,801 -...that we were having sex. - Shut up. 725 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,371 - Just-- Don't-- Don't-- - You were great. 726 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,931 Just don't change the subject, okay? 727 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,201 What's the catch? 728 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,845 There is no catch. 729 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,362 Look, I'm not giving it to you for free, okay? 730 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,289 It would just, it would save me the hassle 731 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,721 of putting the property back on the market. 732 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,881 Well, I would never do anything without full inspections. 733 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,087 Absolutely. 734 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,884 Plumbing, electrical, roof, the works. 735 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,963 Yeah, of course. Can you do 350,000? 736 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,441 (SIGHS) 737 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,322 Yeah, I can probably get a loan for that much. 738 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,481 Good. 739 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,369 But the building's not worth more than 250,000. 740 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,205 Put the mask away. 741 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,006 You're already on camera. 742 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,806 Fuck. All right, look, you cover rent-a-cop, 743 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,007 I'll go get the money. 744 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:33,724 I'll handle the teller, all right? We do this my way, no guns. 745 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,326 All right, Dillinger, let's see what you got. 746 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,530 Hey, tell her if she puts a dye pack in the money, 747 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,330 we'll find her house and chop up her kids. 748 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,807 Hi, my name's Brianna. How's your day so far? 749 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,564 Just read the note. 750 00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,601 You want this in cash? 751 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,046 No, we want you to pick out fucking stocks for us. 752 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,406 Move your ass. 753 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,760 Swipe your card, please. 754 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,601 The fuck? 755 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,001 Just be a few moments, sir. 756 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,207 The fuck. 757 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,328 You didn't think I was actually going to rob the place? 758 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,840 I have a savings account. 759 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,761 You got a bank account? 760 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,845 I've been working for a year. 761 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,242 BRIAN NA: This is all the money in your account, Mr. Gallagher. 762 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,001 Are you sure you want to close it? 763 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,562 Yeah. All of it. 764 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,724 Debs. Nice. 765 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,524 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 766 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,447 '(POPS) 'Yes! 767 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:49,528 - Yes! - That's wonderful. What, what a sound. 768 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,250 FRANK: You know, that is the best sound in the world. 769 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,601 - MONICA: You bet, the best! - No, thank you. 770 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,001 We should do a... 771 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,929 Yeah, let's have a toast first. 772 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,889 FRANK: Okay, okay, okay. MONICA: Yeah. 773 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,566 Hey, I thought you should know, your old lady's downstairs 774 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:05,721 eating cat food. 775 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,406 Are you drinking? 776 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,281 Yarn? 777 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,651 Yeah, I'm taking up knitting. 778 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,246 All right. 779 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,369 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - Ah! 780 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,321 There is a fridge full of human food, right here. 781 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,521 - Debs! - Yes! 782 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:31,681 - Perfect timing. - You came! 783 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,649 - We're about to do the toast. - Debs, you're supposed to be 784 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,801 -watching Etta. - Yes! 785 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,086 She didn't leave the kitchen. 786 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:37,971 - Here. - No. 787 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,804 Fiona, please. 788 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,929 Will you turn down the music so I can get some work done? 789 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,281 Yeah. 790 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,642 You, too, my son. Come, join the family. 791 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,643 - None for me. - A toast. 792 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,165 He's getting sober, Frank. 793 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,486 One glass. 794 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,682 Do you know the meaning of the word "sober"? 795 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,001 What am I saying, of course not. 796 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,525 I'll take his. 797 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,322 You can toast with coffee. Right, Lip? 798 00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,601 - FRANK: Okay. - Sure. 799 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,088 Here's one for my beautiful redheaded daughter, 800 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,049 one for my beautiful dark son. 801 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,281 - No, okay. - Hey. Yeah. 802 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,646 I'll take his. 803 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,963 All right, who wants to give the first toast? 804 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,249 Stand up. Get up, get up, come on. Who's doing the first one? 805 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,161 I'll do it. I'll do it. 806 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,401 All right. 807 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,771 What can I say about Frank and Monica that hasn't already been said? 808 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,041 (LAUGHING) 809 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,561 You deserve each other. 810 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,087 - Hear, hear. - Hear, hear. 811 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,129 - Hear, hear. Thank you. - Hear, hear. 812 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,564 (ALL CHEERING) 813 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,881 Thanks, guys. But I gotta take a break. 814 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,083 (CROWD BOOING AND GROANING) 815 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:13,721 The job is yours. 816 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,689 Ah, thanks, but I don't know how much my body can hold up. 817 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,049 I know another way for you to make some cash. 818 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,411 You comfortable with a hand job? 819 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,807 Definitely! 820 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:23,526 Wait, from who? 821 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,041 No way. 822 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,602 All you gotta do is stand there with your eyes closed. 823 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,761 Not happening. 824 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,365 Come on, what's the difference, a hand's a hand. 825 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,050 Not when it's attached to a dude. 826 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,006 The bidding is up to half a grand. 827 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:39,761 You did an auction? 828 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,844 That is so messed up. How much did you say again? 829 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,890 $500. 830 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:50,601 Whoo. 831 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:53,481 God. 832 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,762 -(FRANK LAUGHING) -(SIGHS) 833 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,527 I know you're really trying to get your shit together. 834 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,489 And I know it's not easy. 835 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,681 (CHUCKLES) 836 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,771 So what were you working on upstairs? 837 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,125 (FRANK LAUGHING) 838 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,406 Considering a purchase. 839 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,446 What is it this time? A Gulfstream or a Learjet? 840 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,482 (CHUCKLES) Apartment building. 841 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,527 I was joking. 842 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,805 Yeah, I'm doing my due diligence. 843 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,408 Making sure it's a smart investment. 844 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,808 I'm waiting for you to tear me a new one. 845 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,161 It's no crazier than you buying the laundromat. 846 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,971 Hell, and you pulled that off. 847 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,887 I really didn't think you could, but you did. 848 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,490 Was that supposed to be a compliment? 849 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,847 I was wrong. 850 00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,681 Um... 851 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,285 About the laundromat. 852 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,401 About you. 853 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,205 (CHUCKLES) Never thought I'd hear you say those words. 854 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,727 (LAUGHING) Are you feeling okay? 855 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,004 Honestly, I feel a little bit weird. 856 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,326 Me, too. 857 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,730 You know, I feel kinda like I'm rolling. 858 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:24,961 Whoo-hoo. 859 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,321 Fuck! 860 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,164 Did you spike our fucking drinks? 861 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,325 Yeah, with Molly. It's a party. 862 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,811 This is how you help me stay sober? 863 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:35,043 - She was acting in your best interest. - I don't know why I'm even surprised? 864 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,170 I'm surprised. I mean, since when have they ever shared their drugs? 865 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:39,681 (LAUGHTER) 866 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,286 - Come on, Lip. Dance with me. - No. 867 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,209 - Go! - Come on. Dance with me. 868 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,447 - No. - Come on, yes! 869 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,601 There's nothing we can do about it now. 870 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:46,921 - There you go. - Damn! All right, all right, 871 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,605 -all right, all right, all right! - Turn it up! 872 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,190 No, no, no, no, no, no! Please! Please! 873 00:46:50,202 --> 00:46:50,683 Turn it up! 874 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,286 Take the stick out of your ass for one night. 875 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,605 (VOLUME INCREASING) 876 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,281 Hey. Pass me another. 877 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,169 Oh! The fuck was that for? 878 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,600 You never fucking visited me. 879 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,330 It was hard seeing you... 880 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,080 Through that glass. 881 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,611 We better get moving if we wanna be at the border by morning. 882 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,208 Doesn't really matter when we get there, 883 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,081 as long as we keep Border Patrol from recognizing me. 884 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:00,767 Having second thoughts? 885 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,126 Fuck no. 886 00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:06,322 What am I leaving behind? My family? 887 00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,483 Who cares if I never see those shitheads again. 888 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,688 You had my back more than they ever did. 889 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,326 (BOTH SIGH) 890 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,931 Hey, you ever think back in the day this is where we'd be? 891 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,765 You running from the Feds? 892 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,169 Yeah, I could've predicted that. 893 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:36,681 (BOTH LAUGHING) 894 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,165 You ever think about me? 895 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,001 When I was in the joint? 896 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:54,521 A lot. 897 00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:58,841 (SIGHS) 898 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:01,926 Fuck, I missed you. 899 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:16,204 Frankie, I have an idea about how I can leave something for the kids. 900 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,962 But I've pulled back on it, because it's 901 00:49:18,974 --> 00:49:21,651 kind of, well, probably pretty dangerous. 902 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,881 How dangerous? 903 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,043 DEA dangerous. 904 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,883 But I gotta do something for them. 905 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:33,011 I mean, look at them. Can you believe it? 906 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:34,845 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 907 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,248 - Yeah. - We did good, Frankie. 908 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,001 We did. 909 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,201 That we did. 910 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,445 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 911 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:51,646 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 912 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,169 Who's this? 913 00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,969 Hi, yeah. How long will it take you to get a room ready? 914 00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,968 Sure, we can be there this morning. 915 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:07,921 Okay- 916 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:24,490 And you pull the knot tight, and-- But you leave a loop open at the top. 917 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,165 Okay. I got it, I got it. 918 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,406 It's time to go, Etta. 919 00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:31,921 Where? 920 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,206 Home. 921 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:45,801 (SIGHS) 922 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:47,886 Baby, I gotta lie down. 923 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,165 - Not yet. -(SIGHS) 924 00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:53,960 Whoa. 925 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,322 Heard somebody got his balls back. 926 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,525 I wanted to see for myself. 927 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,007 (MOANS) 928 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,481 Yeah, baby, that's awesome. 929 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,326 (SIGHS) 930 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,090 Hey, what do you think about me getting jerked off 931 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,208 by some dude for 500 bucks? 932 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:27,811 MICKEY: Just play it cool. Like we're going on vacation. 933 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,929 Fuck. Can you see my stubble? 934 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:33,560 (DOOR CLOSING) 935 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,407 If they stop us, my name's still Mickey. Chicks are called Mickey, right? 936 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,444 (SIGHS) All right. You're driving. 937 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,444 What's the matter with you? 938 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:54,681 Let's go. 939 00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,127 I can't. 940 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:06,046 You can. Get behind the wheel. Drive the damn car. 941 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,887 Hey, we're one step from the finish line. 942 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,441 Fuck is that? I don't want your fucking money. 943 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,804 I want you to come with-- 944 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:29,881 Don't do this. 945 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,568 - I love you. - Then get in the fucking car. 946 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:35,246 It's not-- This isn't me anymore. 947 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:39,521 I'm sorry. 948 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,241 That's it, huh? 949 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,726 Fuck you, Gallagher. 950 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,690 (ENGINE STARTS) 951 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,000 Fucking epic party- 952 00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,961 No reason not to keep it going. 953 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,644 Wakie-wakie. 954 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,525 Wakie-wakie. 955 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,002 Wakie-wakie. 956 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,326 Mon? 957 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,007 Monica? Monica? 958 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,970 Come on, sweetheart. Come on. Come on, open your eyes. Come on! 959 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,404 (INAUDIBLE) 960 00:54:48,200 --> 00:56:23,201 English - SDH BY [PR]