1 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,526 I've been in rehab, and I still managed to watch Shameless. 2 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,722 What the fuck's your excuse? 3 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:11,601 (YVON AND SVETLANA GRUNTING AND MOANING) 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,968 KEV: I think I saw something. Svetlana and her dad. 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,726 - VERONICA: That's crazy. - Yvon is husband. Not father. 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:17,967 Where does the money go? 7 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:21,210 Utilities, making sure you have a home. 8 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,602 Ah, you found our emergency fund. 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,126 What are you doing? Wait a second. 10 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,281 (YELLING) 11 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:29,065 We ripped off a bunch of corporate crooks. 12 00:00:29,077 --> 00:00:30,523 Turns out two wrongs do make a right. 13 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,040 DYLAN: We're shut down. LIP: What, for good? 14 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:34,329 You, take care of Rocky. 15 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,809 He'll take care of me and make sure my baby won't ever get taken away from me. 16 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,206 We're engaged. 17 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,169 You want my laundromat? 18 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,562 I can go to the bank right now, ask for a loan. 19 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,290 And where do I sign? 20 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:48,761 It's all yours. 21 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,650 I am a trans man. 22 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,328 - I'm a top. - I am too. 23 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,328 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 24 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:11,761 (GRUNTS) 25 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:16,366 Come on, let me just fuck you just this one time. 26 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,608 You won't be disappointed. 27 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,281 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 28 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,206 You bring something? 29 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,607 Yeah, it's in my backpack. You want me to get it? 30 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,526 Why bother when I could fuck you? 31 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:34,970 (IMITATING TREVOR) You won't be disappointed. 32 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:38,807 - Is that how I said it? - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 33 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,005 Keep doing that. 34 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,050 I was planning on it. 35 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,086 FIONA: Yes, hi. 36 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,651 Hi, is it ready? 37 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,925 No, I need that sign today. You said that it'd be ready. 38 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,924 Come on, buddy. I want you to be there on time. 39 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:57,929 No, no rush charge. 40 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,407 You promised it'd be ready. I'm gonna be there in an hour. 41 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,161 (SIGHS) 42 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:07,287 Hmm, I remember my first day of elementary school. 43 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:11,845 I wore a brown dress with owls on it, came with a matching backpack. 44 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,921 Monica helped me shoplift it from Target. 45 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,561 (SIGHS) 46 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,288 I just wanted to feel like a normal kid for one day. 47 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:25,249 And I got to say, I looked real pretty. (CHUCKLES) 48 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,406 You're a big boy now. 49 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,569 Gonna learn all kinds of new things. 50 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,121 Math and spelling and science. 51 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,800 - I can walk myself. - Uh,no. 52 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,809 It's only two blocks. 53 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,923 Right to school and then right home, okay? 54 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,281 Okay- 55 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,685 Love you! 56 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,641 (CRIES) 57 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,850 Are there any guns in the house? 58 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,366 I have a water gun. 59 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,721 Real guns, Lucas. 60 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,162 Are all the knives safely out of reach? 61 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,884 No. There's knives in all of these drawers. 62 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,320 Oh, my God. 63 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,011 You're being a pain in the ass. 64 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,366 That's your injury talking, Neil. 65 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,010 - Morning. - Hi, sis. 66 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,281 What's going on? 67 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:23,410 DCFS is coming to make sure Debbie can keep Franny. 68 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,366 Which, obviously, I won't be able to with our cleaning supplies down here, 69 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,971 readily available for a horrific infant death 70 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,208 of internal bleeding and violent seizures. 71 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,851 "Our cleaning supplies"? 72 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,685 Half of them don't even have caps. 73 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,041 I don't think you're supposed to do that. 74 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:37,930 I need Lucas to sleep with you from now on. 75 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,161 What? 76 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,283 Franny needs her own room for the DCFS home study today. 77 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,126 - Franny's taking my room? - That's what I just said. 78 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,441 LUCAS: Do I get it back? 79 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,370 SIERRA: We'll talk about it later, sweetheart. Okay? 80 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,206 It's Neil's apartment. 81 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,885 NEIL: You're being a bitch, Debbie. 82 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,042 Go get dressed, Neil. I have a busy day. 83 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,089 I have to quit school, get married, 84 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,931 baby-proof the apartment, and go to that stupid parenting class. 85 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,406 Go, get ready. 86 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,845 I like my room. 87 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,727 Yeah, me too. 88 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:11,921 Mmm. 89 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,601 He'!- 90 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,405 What's that face for, huh? 91 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:25,970 What, you need to get some food? Thirsty? 92 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,405 Pee? Poop? 93 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,491 All of the above? 94 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,522 Well, you can't stay here forever, right? 95 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,563 I can barely take care of myself. 96 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:39,566 Hey, if you wanted to lick some more, 97 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,683 would you mind doing it a little further south? 98 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,006 No? 99 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:16,641 LIP: Hey. 100 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,962 Come. Come on. Where are you going? 101 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,560 - Yo. - Let's get this off. 102 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,967 - Hey, what up? - Hey, this is Trevor. 103 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,248 My brother Lip and his little dog. 104 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,363 - TREVOR: Hey. Nice to meet you. - How's it going? 105 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,602 Hey, uh, you got rid of the dude with the lady parts? 106 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,926 What was his name? 107 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,241 Wow. 108 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,481 It's Trevor. 109 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,281 - Oh. Wow. - TREVOR: Yeah. 110 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,642 - Thanks. - It's just you would have never known. 111 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,290 - I mean, you... You look real. - Oh, dude. 112 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,481 You look real, too. 113 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,802 I'm sorry. I really didn't mean anything by it. 114 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,001 - I just-- - It's fine. 115 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,328 This one's catching on. Maybe he can educate you. 116 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,641 Right. 117 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:53,685 IAN: Well, we're gonna grab food. 118 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,126 We have the day off. You want to come? 119 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,651 Stick your foot in your mouth some more? 120 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,370 I can't. I have to clean off the schmutz 121 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,688 on about 1,000 plates at the diner, so... 122 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:04,961 Later. 123 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,281 Okay- 124 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,726 - Huh. -(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 125 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,009 This fucking line is taking forever. 126 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,840 Next. 127 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,206 Come on, Neil. 128 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,529 Hey, it's my turn. Sit. 129 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,801 (SIGHS) 130 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,529 What is it I can help you with, Ms. Gallagher? 131 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:50,731 Is your schedule not up to your liking? Gym class too early? 132 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,810 Don't have study hall the same time as your friends? 133 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,570 I want to drop out of school. 134 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,720 Only have two years left. Why not finish? 135 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,121 Then we can talk about finding you a job. 136 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:06,405 Transit authority, post office, streets and sanitation. 137 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,200 Keep your saving-my-soul speech for one of the morons out there. 138 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,568 I'm on the verge of losing custody of my child. 139 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,690 Just give me whatever paperwork I need to fill out so I can quit this shithole. 140 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,321 Are you at least gonna take the GED? 141 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,091 Why would I? 142 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,561 Most civil-service jobs require it. 143 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:28,165 So do trade schools, home health care, the military, even Walmart. 144 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,090 Well, what jobs can I get without it? 145 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:31,361 Sex worker. 146 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,771 Maybe nuclear waste disposal. 147 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:40,610 Besides, you don't want your baby to think her mom is a high-school dropout. 148 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,924 Can I get it done before 12:00 today? I've got to be at the courthouse. 149 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,281 We're getting married. 150 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,401 Hello? 151 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,481 Hello? 152 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,684 Anybody home? 153 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,001 He'!- 154 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,281 Hey! 155 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,001 FIONA: Morning, Etta. 156 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,448 Hey, Fiona. Got a pot of coffee on in the back. 157 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,121 That's great. 158 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,004 Hey, I cutout my blue hair. 159 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,322 Trying to look more professional. You like it? 160 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,005 You had blue hair? 161 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:50,521 Huh. 162 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,368 Boy, these people are ridiculous. 163 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,561 Why is that? 164 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,241 ETTA: Well, they... They say they can't find a man. 165 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,802 And of course not. Look at 'em. They're dressed like whores. 166 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,123 -(ETTA LAUGHS) - What do you think? 167 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,205 Two loads for the price of one. 168 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,600 Not bad. 169 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:10,209 Hard to make money when you're giving loads away, though. 170 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,044 Yeah, but I got to get more customers in. 171 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,201 Yeah. 172 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:14,925 Do you work here? 173 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,884 Yeah. The owner. 174 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,611 That machine over there is leaking. 175 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,408 - Really? - I almost slipped. 176 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,690 Hey, Etta, is this leak new? 177 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,484 ETTA". Happens sometimes. 178 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,571 Just turn off the valve and call Vlad. 179 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,168 It's behind the machine. 180 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:39,921 FIONA: Who's Vlad? 181 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:43,409 An appliance guy. His number's on the board. 182 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,561 (SIGHS) 183 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,401 Etta, I think your mail fell down here. 184 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,404 ETTA: It's all junk anyway. 185 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,491 Really? 'Cause this looks like... 186 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:02,163 A box of unopened checks and a credit card you haven't activated. 187 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,331 ETTA: Wendell handles all that stuff. 188 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:11,246 Etta, this is the check that I gave you to buy the laundromat. 189 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,601 Oh? 190 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,924 You have to deposit it. 191 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,167 Okay- 192 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:20,411 Uh, put it up on the corkboard to remind me. 193 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,250 If I can't live in my own house, 194 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,011 then neither can you ingrates. 195 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,889 I had options of who I could bring here with me. 196 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,806 I hand-selected all of you 197 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:47,121 and asked nothing in return except for love and gratitude. 198 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,122 This is the thanks I get. 199 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,282 You tossed me out a window. 200 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,641 LIAM: Frank? 201 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,003 Get out of here, son. You don't want to see this. 202 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,651 School's closed. 203 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,451 What? Some kind of school shooting or something? 204 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,920 Don't know. 205 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,928 I told you before. School is for losers. 206 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,130 I want to learn stuff. 207 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,685 FRANK: Well, what do you want me to do about it? 208 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,121 Help me. 209 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,443 - You need me? - Mmm-hmm. 210 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,930 (CHUCKLES) Son. I... 211 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,241 Shit, we better scram. 212 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,491 Sounds like the shower's still on. 213 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,690 That dude covets my second wife, and now he's coveting my hot water. 214 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,725 I'm glad the truth is finally out. Now we can be done with him. 215 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,811 Why didn't you tell us sooner? We're family. 216 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,411 We could have figured it out together. 217 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,041 He threatened to cutoff every other finger on all of our hands 218 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,486 if I told you. 219 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,285 Gosh, shit. 220 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,090 - Water shut off. - Go. 221 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,521 Act natural. 222 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,211 Act natural. 223 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,124 What's natural about that? 224 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,644 I'm gonna pretend to put away clean plates. 225 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,644 -(YVON SINGS INDISTINCTLY) - Shh! Shut up. He's coming. 226 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,721 (KEV CLEARS THROAT) 227 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,327 (SVETLANA SIGHS) 228 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,643 Yo, Yvon, what's up, brother? I'm just putting away some clean plates. 229 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,325 He doesn't even understand English. 230 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,846 (SVETLANA SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 231 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,121 (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) 232 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,604 You know, he can kind of act sweet sometimes. 233 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,564 He wants me to go upstairs and to fuck him. 234 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,404 Oh, Jesus. I take it back. 235 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,170 VERONICA: Wait. You... You can't go up there. 236 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,447 I'm not going to. 237 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,165 - What are you going to tell him? - SVETLANA: Nothing. 238 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,925 - We are leaving. Let's go. - What? Where? 239 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,686 We go to Alibi. We'll take it from there. 240 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,410 Okay. (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) 241 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,045 Wait. We're going to leave an angry Russian 242 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,083 with a hard-on upstairs in our bedroom? 243 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,322 - IAN: How's your food? - It's good. How's yours? 244 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,005 - Pretty good. I like this place. - Mmm. 245 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,722 My... My muffin top is delicious. You want the bottom half? 246 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,002 You did not order a muffin just to make that joke. 247 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,641 Maybe. 248 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,407 - You're a fucking punk. -(CHUCKLING) Thank you. 249 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,400 - So, this morning was fun. - Yeah. 250 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,920 Might be nice to have a little variety sometime. 251 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,680 Instead of just jacking each other off, you mean? 252 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,201 - You ever get fucked? - No. 253 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,161 - Not even before you transitioned? - No. 254 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,442 - What about you? Why not? - Mmm-mmm. 255 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,290 Just never really a question. 256 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,649 All the guys that I was with just wanted me to do it to them, 257 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,444 'cause I'm so good. 258 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:38,885 You ever thought about switching it up? Being a little bit more sex-positive? 259 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,008 Um, what's sex-positive, again? 260 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,325 All sex is good sex as long as it's consensual. 261 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,486 Oh, like me fucking you. 262 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,051 - You're relentless. - Uh-huh. 263 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,320 If we had clear boundaries, 264 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:58,491 and I knew that you weren't assuming that just because I'm the trans guy, 265 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,801 I get fucked... 266 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:02,926 I'd consider it. 267 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:04,681 Yeah? 268 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,366 Okay, then... 269 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,406 I would, too. 270 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,846 Cool. 271 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,805 I told Wendell he needed to service these machines more often. 272 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,605 Can you fix the leak? 273 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,764 I'll change the hoses and washers. 274 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,169 Should last you a couple of months, but it's just a Band-Aid fix. 275 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,522 Real problem is the pump. 276 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,962 - How much? - Machine is an antique. 277 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,169 I don't have the parts for it anymore. 278 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,640 Better off 'wet to buy a new one. 279 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,201 Jesus. What's that cost? Like, 500 bucks? 280 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,930 For your home maybe. 281 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,850 These are commercial. 282 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,889 You're looking at 3 grand each. 283 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,682 - Are you serious? - VLAD: That's the low end. 284 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,089 You want me to check out the rest of the machines? 285 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,208 - FIONA: Yes, thank you. - Just stay out there with Franny, Neil. 286 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,361 Fiona? 287 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,441 - What, Debs? - I quit school. 288 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,131 I need you to come down to the courthouse with me now 289 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,407 so I can get married. 290 00:15:58,720 --> 00:15:59,721 Whoa, whoa, what? 291 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,370 - What are you talking about? - I'll explain on the way. 292 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,562 - Come on, we got to go. - Okay, you quit school? 293 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,967 The counselor said it was fine. He suggested that I take the GED. 294 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,969 Come on. We got to be at the courthouse in 45 minutes. 295 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,571 The GED test is hard. 296 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,960 I already took it this morning. 297 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,891 You got to study for it. I... I worked on mine for months. 298 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,441 Ipassed. 299 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,961 You did? 300 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,884 Yeah, it was easy. I only got two questions wrong. 301 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,326 Come on, we got to go now. 302 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,481 (SQUEALING) 303 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,968 - VLAD: Hear that noise? - Yeah. 304 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,044 Drive belt needs to be replaced. 305 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,810 You said it was okay that I got married. 306 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:29,925 Yes. Not right this second. 307 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,889 Tub dampening straps are shot. 308 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,122 Well, they won't let me get married without you there, Fiona. 309 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,321 I'm busy right now. 310 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,931 We can make an appointment, we can go next week. 311 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,216 DCFS is coming for a home visit tonight. 312 00:16:39,228 --> 00:16:39,930 (SIGHS) 313 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,925 Gonna have to replace most of these machines in the next few years. 314 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,766 I suggest starting on a couple of them right now. 315 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,167 -6,400 bucks? -(DEBBIE EXHALES) 316 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,086 - I gave you a break on the labor. - The man's a thief. 317 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,805 Nothing wrong with these machines. 318 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,490 It'll only take 15 minutes, Fiona, 319 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,291 -then you can come back-- - Not everything is about you, Debbie! 320 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,966 No, everything is about Franny, Fiona. 321 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,640 'God! '(SIGHS) 322 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:05,327 Uh, I smell gas by the meter in the back. 323 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,051 You need to call the gas company. They'll send somebody right over. 324 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,248 Say good-bye to your aunt Fiona, Franny. 325 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,521 Could be the last time you see her 326 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,849 before DCFS comes and rips you from your mother's loving arms 327 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,849 and sends you to live with some foster family 328 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,043 of pedophiles and meth heads. 329 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:29,484 And you are not ADA compliant, Fiona, so get a handicap ramp out here. 330 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,648 The disabled have dirty clothes, too. 331 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,003 Got your hands full there, huh? 332 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,651 Bye, Etta. 333 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,331 FRANK: Holy shit. 334 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,569 Place is a ghost town. 335 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,164 I think someone's in there. 336 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,363 JANITOR: I'm coming, I'm coming. 337 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,361 What's going on? 338 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,531 They sent out letters letting folks know the school was closed. 339 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,320 Why? 340 00:18:13,332 --> 00:18:15,166 Not enough kids to keep the place open. 341 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,068 Since when? 342 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,881 Since the new private school opened up. 343 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,567 Bourgie parents sending their kids over there now. 344 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,002 A private school in this neighborhood? 345 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,969 A lot of new money moving into the Yards. 346 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,651 Bunch of Richie Riches. 347 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,530 Where's my son supposed to go? 348 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,041 They're bussing kids over to Lincoln Douglas Elementary. 349 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,089 That's a 30-minute bus ride. 350 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,685 Not counting the stops. 351 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,209 - Probably overcrowded. - Forty kids to a class, I hear. 352 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,846 So, this private school, where is it? 353 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,050 Took over the Blessed Virgin from the Dioceses. 354 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,009 The BI... I went there. 355 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,210 The archbishop sold it? What happened to the nuns? 356 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,602 No, they shipped 'em off to assisted living. 357 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,444 They were all a couple of hundred years old. 358 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,529 Not enough poor kids in the neighborhood to keep the doors open. 359 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,481 (LIP GRUNTS) 360 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,321 CHEF: Fifty-two's up. 361 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,081 Incoming. 362 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,403 (SIGHS) Saw on the schedule. We both have off tonight. 363 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,568 - Yeah? - Want to do something silly and stupid? 364 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,086 Sure. What? 365 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,403 Don't care, as long as I can wear sweatpants and no makeup 366 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,045 and not have to deal with assholes. 367 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,646 Except for one. 368 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,250 What did Debs do? 369 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,569 Took over Lucas's room for Franny. 370 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,962 - What'd she do that for? - Child Services. 371 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,040 I should move anyway. 372 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,930 Debbie's taking care of Neil now. 373 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,083 Lip, some old dude's out there looking for you. 374 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,401 Yeah? 375 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,241 Your boyfriend? 376 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,443 I told him not to bug me at work. 377 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,761 LIP: Yo. 378 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,326 Rubber looks good on you. 379 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,728 That's what half a college education will get you. 380 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,644 - College? - Yeah, I was expelled. 381 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,410 I smashed my professor's car. 382 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,090 That would be me. 383 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,971 - And you're still talking to him? - I'm a glutton for punishment. 384 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,123 The provost granted your appeal request. 385 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,965 - I didn't make an appeal request. - Yeah. 386 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,965 You're too stubborn to admit your mistakes, so I did it for you. 387 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,361 - Congrats. - Nice going, teach. 388 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,124 And you did that because? 389 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,084 You made good on your rehab stint. 390 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,291 So you just took it upon yourself? 391 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,641 You're welcome. 392 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,690 Thanks, but I'm not going back. 393 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,091 At least go to the hearing. Bring a couple character witnesses. 394 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,288 There must be someone who thinks you're worth saving. 395 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,685 Nah. I doubt it. 396 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,729 YOUENS: Then let the appeal board expunge your record, 397 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,680 in case you change your mind and want to apply to college in the future. 398 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,321 I'm not gonna change my mind. 399 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,330 Either way, a clear record would be a good thing. 400 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,448 Don't be a douchebag. Just do it. 401 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,767 What do you have to lose? 402 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,450 Yeah, what she said. 403 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,928 All right, I'm cashing out and going home. 404 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,921 - Want to come by whenever you're done? - Yeah. Is it cool if I wear this? 405 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,605 As long as you wear nothing else. 406 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,491 Bye, teach. 407 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,291 I'd go into cardiac arrest if I worked here. 408 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,041 (LIP CHUCKLES) 409 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,485 So, you gonna go to the hearing? 410 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,526 I'll get you a piece of pie. We'll call it even. 411 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,401 (BELL DINGS) 412 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,885 What if I talk to him, reason with him, man-to-man? 413 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,531 In what language, Kev? 414 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,041 Oh, shit. You're right. 415 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,727 - We can call the INS. - Will you please stop reorganizing? 416 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,490 I need to keep busy when I'm nervous. 417 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,684 We can't call INS, because they will find out we're not really married. 418 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:41,900 Oh, right. 419 00:21:41,912 --> 00:21:43,448 You are married. V and I aren't married. 420 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,610 Svet and I aren't married if she's already married to Yvon. 421 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:49,327 Wait a minute, when you divorced Mickey to marry V, 422 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,085 you weren't even really married to Mickey? 423 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,241 Correct. 424 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,681 - So you never really got a divorce? - Correct. 425 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,326 So, they only two people that are married is Svetlana and Yvon? 426 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,403 Yes, Kev. We all understand what's going on. 427 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,369 - I kind of don't. - Don't snap at me. 428 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,164 I'm just trying to get this straight in my head. 429 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,811 What difference does it make who's married to who? 430 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,445 We need to figure out how to get rid of Yvon. 431 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,165 That's what I've been trying to do all morning. 432 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,368 - And what have you come up with? - What have you come up with? 433 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,324 -I asked you first. - I asked you second. 434 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,171 He's gonna walk through that door any minute and do God knows what to us, 435 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,686 because she didn't get his rocks off this morning. 436 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,764 (WHISTLES) Enough! Stop fighting! 437 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,527 I'm sorry I have caused this. This is my problem. 438 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,210 I will take care of it. 439 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,051 It's crazy how realistic it looks. 440 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,049 I don't know why we're shopping for a new cock 441 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,691 when I have a bunch at my place. 442 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,281 'Cause I don't want a tired, old, used-up cock in my ass. 443 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,960 Why? That's what I'm getting in my ass. 444 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,010 You wait, all right? 445 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,409 - I never had an unsatisfied customer. - Neither have I. 446 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,125 You ever make someone cry before? 447 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,731 From pain or? 448 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,689 No, from ecstasy. 449 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,611 Okay, you are really building yourself up. 450 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,203 Oh, perfect. 451 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,405 Oh, so you're going for something smaller than the ones I have or? 452 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,207 What have they done to my school? 453 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,401 LIAM: Whoa! 454 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,521 Oh, cool. 455 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,290 Chickens. 456 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,244 Go play with them, son. 457 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,208 (CHICKENS CLUCKING) 458 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,888 (CHILDREN CHATTERING) 459 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,126 FRANK: Excuse me. Hey. 460 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:58,041 Why aren't you going to public school? Afraid of being exposed to regular kids? 461 00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,079 I'm sorry? 462 00:23:59,091 --> 00:24:01,642 Is it because my son is poor? Or black? 463 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,011 Children, let's go inside. 464 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,168 The public-school system is being gutted 465 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:09,364 by you sending your kid to this expensive private school. 466 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:10,965 - Please, sir. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 467 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,487 You'll pay taxes to support public schools. 468 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,441 But God forbid, you or your husband, or your wife, 469 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,245 would actually send your child to one. 470 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,881 Sir, this is private property. You need to leave. 471 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,726 This is just the 21st-century version of segregation. 472 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,843 - I'm gonna call the police. - I'm leaving. 473 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:31,561 Come on, Liam. 474 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,565 Liam, let's go. 475 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,405 Can I have a chicken? 476 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,728 No, you can't have a chicken. 477 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,411 And do you know why? 478 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:43,605 Because these people don't want you to ever have a chicken. 479 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,362 In fact, they've spent thousands of dollars a year 480 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:51,121 so that they can buy up all the chickens in the whole world 481 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,290 to guarantee that you will never ever 482 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,730 get a chicken ever in your whole entire life. 483 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,241 (CHICKEN CLUCKS) 484 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,803 Etta, Etta, don't eat the cat food. 485 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,327 Don't boss me around, Sandy. 486 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,931 You aren't Fiona? 487 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,130 No, I am. Sandy's her sister. Died years ago. 488 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:28,687 How's my gas line? 489 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,440 We have a way of detecting gas leaks. Come with me. 490 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,767 Oh, God. Can you fix it? 491 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,122 We do repairs from the meter out to the street. 492 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,851 Anything this side of the meter is your responsibility. 493 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,246 Got to get a plumber out here. 494 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:50,761 Okay- 495 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,561 Give me a call when it's fixed, and I'll come turn your gas back on. 496 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,291 You're turning off my gas? 497 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,325 That's a level-four leak. 498 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,210 Lucky the building hasn't blown. 499 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,161 (SIGHS) 500 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,769 Etta, you didn't smell the gas? 501 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,121 Gas? 502 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,204 I assume the plumber's card is somewhere up here. 503 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,445 Etta, stop. 504 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,488 Etta, I'll get you a sandwich. 505 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,007 Welcome to the parent re-education class. 506 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,924 It's really nice to see some familiar faces 507 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,326 as well as some new ones. 508 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,484 So, let's go around and talk about why we're each here 509 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,524 and maybe see if there are any corrective measures we could've taken. 510 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,405 Remember that everything you say in here is confidential. 511 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,449 It stays within these walls. 512 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,324 Gina, you go first. 513 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,243 Yeah, well, most of you guys know I had to take these classes 514 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,562 'cause some nosey bitch called the po-po on me 515 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,366 because I had Evan in the car sleeping while I was at work. 516 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,724 And what could you have done differently? 517 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,407 Shit, I don't know. Roll the window down some more. 518 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,768 DR. CLAYTON: Find someone to watch Evan maybe. 519 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,041 GINA: That costs money. 520 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,004 What's the point of going to work then, right? 521 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,122 We'll discuss alternative child-care options 522 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,731 over the next couple of weeks. 523 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,001 Who's next? 524 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,365 Shit. Fuck it, I'll go. 525 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,131 My health-care worker came by on a surprise home check. 526 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,249 I had a couple of needles laying around and my kit. 527 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,722 So he fucking makes me come here. Shit. 528 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,562 And what would you do differently in the future? 529 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,762 Don't let him in my fucking apartment, right? 530 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,450 -(CHUCKLES) -(ALL MUTTERING) 531 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:37,886 WILLIE: Fucking knock, I 'II just say I ain't home. 532 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,441 DR. CLAYTON: Do you really think having needles and a hype kit around 533 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,090 is in your son's best interest? 534 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,640 He wasn't even there. 535 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,769 He was at my mom's house, right? 536 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,931 DCFS is on your side, everyone. They want you to keep your kids. 537 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,361 But, they have a no-tolerance policy for drugs. 538 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,722 So, this is something we're going to have to work on. 539 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,446 Who's next? 540 00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,925 - I'll go. - DR. CLAYTON: Great. 541 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,610 Don't really know why I'm here. 542 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,130 It's my deadbeat daddy's bitch sister-in-law Tanya's fault. 543 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,283 She's the miserable cunt who took pictures of me 544 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,284 when I was beating up a homeless lady on the street 545 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,649 while trying to panhandle to make money to support my daughter. 546 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,008 (ALL MUTTERING) 547 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,602 Okay, and what other choices could you have made? 548 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,651 Should've just beat the shit out of Tanya if I'd seen her taking pictures. 549 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,406 Then I wouldn't have to be here with my fiancé wasting my time. 550 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,128 (CHILDREN CHATTERING) 551 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,240 LIAM: This where I'm gonna go to school now? 552 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:48,641 Afraid so. 553 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,442 This where I'm gonna learn math, science and spelling? 554 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,446 Probably not. 555 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,969 - Oh. 'Okay, Off you go. 556 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,681 Have a good day. 557 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,160 Hey, you new? Come here. 558 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:06,704 What's in the bag? 559 00:29:06,716 --> 00:29:07,968 KID 2: Yo, yo, let me see that. 560 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,201 (KID 1 LAUGHS) 561 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,970 KID 1: Give me your bag. KID 2: Give me that. 562 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,286 - Check it. - Let me see it. 563 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:17,971 KID 1: What you wearing, homie? KID 2: What is that? 564 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,521 Okay- 565 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,686 Pineapple for Yevgeny. 566 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,205 Good boy. 567 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,171 Pineapple for Gemma. 568 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,204 - Yum! (CHUCKLES) -(DOOR OPENS) 569 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,366 I'm back. 570 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,602 VERONICA: Damn. What... What happened to your face? 571 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,405 Mission accomplished. 572 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,001 Yvon is gone. 573 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,566 We are thrupple again. 574 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,882 - What? - Gone? How gone? 575 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,249 He's no longer in our lives. 576 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,207 What did you say to him? How did he take it? 577 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,051 This is immaterial. We move forward now. 578 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,761 Ah! 579 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,888 KEV: You got to give us more than that. 580 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,168 He causes divide between us. 581 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,004 I get rid of divide. 582 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,966 Thank you for taking that down. That was creeping me out. 583 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,402 Yeah, that's way less creepy. 584 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,366 I got rid of him. 585 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,050 We are back to normal now. 586 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,810 I'm not sure if you guys were ever normal. 587 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,405 Got rid of, like, packed his bags, 588 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,523 or got rid of, like, shot him and dumped him in the river? 589 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,287 - What don't you understand? - Well, for starters, where his body is. 590 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,569 You know, we go round and round in circles. 591 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,205 It gets us nowhere. 592 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,687 I'm going to go into the back and do inventory. 593 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,365 I'm glad we're back to normal, yeah? 594 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,284 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 595 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,761 - Hi. - Hey. 596 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,610 - I'm ready. - You look good. 597 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,730 Hey, Debs. Neil. 598 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,690 Lucas, come say good-bye to me. 599 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,881 Bye, Mama. 600 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,441 Hey, you be good for Daddy, okay? 601 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,963 We're gonna have some fun today, right, sport? 602 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:14,751 Uh-huh. 603 00:31:14,763 --> 00:31:16,691 I told you no drug addicts around here. 604 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,967 I'm in recovery. 605 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,651 He's taking Lucas to his place. 606 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,291 - DEBS: Good. - Charlie. 607 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,521 Lip. 608 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,165 SIERRA: You have his toothbrush? 609 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:28,804 And his underpants, change of clothes, and his recorder for music class. 610 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,804 SIERRA: Don't let him watch news or anything scary on TV. 611 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,242 - He gets nightmares. - I know. I remember. 612 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,121 Don't worry. 613 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,362 (SIGHS) All right, baby. 614 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,206 You're gonna go sleep at Daddy's. 615 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,646 He's gonna take you to school in the morning, 616 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,048 -and I'm gonna pick you up. - LUCAS: Okay. 617 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,889 All right, let's go, champ. Come on. 618 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,400 - Bye. - Bye. 619 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,561 - Debs. - I'm looking for Deborah Gallagher. 620 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,689 Yes, hello. That would be me. 621 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,765 Yolanda Goldberg from DCFS. 622 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,046 Please come in. They were just leaving. 623 00:32:05,058 --> 00:32:05,411 Yeah. 624 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,966 I would like to introduce you to my fiance Neil. 625 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,847 - Hi. - And our baby girl, Francis Gallagher. 626 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,527 Beautiful. 627 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,640 - Be gentle. -(CHUCKLES) 628 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,249 It is what it is, lady. 629 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,361 $1,800 for a gas leak? 630 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,523 And I'm going to need payment up front to start. 631 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,206 Do you take a check? 632 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,123 Cash, and I'll knock 100 bucks off. 633 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,240 Uh, can you give me a little time to go get the money? 634 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,041 Sure. 635 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,366 I'll go get the tools. 636 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,802 Job's gonna take a few hours anyway. 637 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:54,881 (DOOR OPENS) 638 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,608 MAN: Silas Turner? FRANK: Excuse me. You're being selfish. 639 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,723 Did you know that? Did you? 640 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:15,010 Amber or Keaton or Jordan or Benadryl or whatever the hell your name is. 641 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,322 MAN: Ava's next. Ava? FRANK: Do you feel good about yourselves? 642 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,928 Going to this high and mighty, all-white private school 643 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,801 while leaving my little brown boy Liam out in the cold? 644 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,122 If you little sperm mishaps had any kind of heart at all-- 645 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,446 MAN". Alison's next. 646 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:33,522 You would quit this hoity-toity cesspool of an academic environment 647 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,208 and demand that Booker Davis Elementary reopen! 648 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,004 - MAN: Abigail. - And tell your parents 649 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,242 you don't want to go to this fancy school. 650 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,323 Use whatever excuse you got. 651 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,725 You got bullied by a kid. A teacher diddled you. 652 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,685 You can't breathe with the asbestos in the ceiling 653 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:50,961 is making you cough. 654 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,565 - Excuse me, sir? - FRANK: What? 655 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,844 - Anne Seery, head of the school. - I know. It's private property. 656 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,161 I'm leaving. 657 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,920 I was actually going to invite you into my office for tea 658 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,123 and some imported Guatemalan dark chocolates. 659 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,205 Seriously? 660 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,728 IAN: Pipes are cleaned out. 661 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,526 Nice touch with the candles. 662 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,129 And what do you think about this? 663 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,362 (DMX'S "X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 664 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,764 (MOUTHING LYRICS) 665 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,042 (BOTH MOUTHING LYRICS) 666 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,728 (BOTH SINGING ALONG) 667 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,290 -(MUSIC STOPS) -(BOTH LAUGH) 668 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,291 Ah, fuck. 669 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,641 (IAN GRUNTS) 670 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,726 Oh, shit. Is this gonna hurt? 671 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,204 Um, let's talk boundaries, yeah? 672 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,329 My boundary is don't stick it in my ass. 673 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,566 Um, what's our safe word if we want to stop? 674 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,649 "Ow, motherfucker." 675 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,081 Okay, come on. 676 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,251 Um, eh... 677 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,686 "octopus?" 678 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,963 Okay. Why octopus? 679 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,491 It's the first thing I thought of. 680 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,127 It's not like we're gonna say "octopus" in any other context. 681 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,128 Well, that's actually a good point. Um... 682 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,529 Who is going first? 683 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,283 - Flip for it. - Yeah. 684 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,091 Heads or tails? 685 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,442 - Heads, of course. - All right. 686 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,761 Yeah. 687 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,450 - Oh, fuck me. - Okay. 688 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,121 (CHUCKLES) 689 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,281 - Smoke some weed first? - You got it. 690 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,801 So you want to... Or should I? 691 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,690 (BOTH LAUGH) 692 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,521 (SIERRA LAUGHING) 693 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,441 Ah, you're down to one. 694 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,160 Yeah, but he's, like, the toughest one out of... 695 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,885 - What? - Oh, my gosh. 696 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,082 - Sorry. - Checking your phone? 697 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,404 I'm just making sure everything's okay. 698 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,166 - Ha! Take that, bitch. - You blew my head off. 699 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,726 (CHUCKLES) 700 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:09,291 If you're so nervous, why'd you let him take Lucas? 701 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,802 Got to have a relationship with his dad, right? 702 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,201 My mother kept me away from mine. 703 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,124 I don't want to do the same thing to Lucas. 704 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,324 Oh! You can't run from me. 705 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,641 LIP: I can't win. 706 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,965 What... How... 707 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,290 - Shit. - I am the warrior. (CHUCKLES) 708 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,686 You are. Look at that. 709 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:30,602 Fuck, I'm miserable. 710 00:37:30,614 --> 00:37:32,161 Hey, can we get another pitcher of beer? 711 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,368 - Sure. Okay. - Can I get a glass of water, please? 712 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,641 Thanks. 713 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,446 You're smart to hydrate. 714 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,366 I prefer to be dehydrated and hungover in the morning. 715 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,730 Well, I, kind of, have to stay sober-ish. 716 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,681 Why? 717 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,729 You driving heavy machinery later tonight? 718 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,166 If your vagina is heavy machinery, 719 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,049 -then, yeah, I am. -(CHUCKLES) 720 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,567 So, do you have a drinking problem? 721 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,401 No. 722 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:01,644 I just had a couple wild nights back in college, so... 723 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,920 Sounds like you could go back if you went to that hearing thing. 724 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,405 You know, people would kill to go to college, 725 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,483 and you're just like... (IMITATES LIP SCOFFING) 726 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,770 College isn't the end-all, be-all. 727 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,251 Might feel different if you're still washing dishes in three years. 728 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,206 Maybe. 729 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,284 So, you think Debbie's going to kick you out? 730 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,046 Probably. 731 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,051 I mean, it's Neil's apartment. He bought it with his settlement money. 732 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,124 It's not big enough for the five of us. 733 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,806 Thank you. 734 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,411 Call and check in. 735 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:38,607 I'm sure Charlie will let me know if anything's wrong. 736 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,526 Want to play another game so I can whoop your ass again? 737 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,404 You talk a lot of smack, but, yeah, sure. 738 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,404 - How about this guy? - Yes. 739 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:47,641 All right. 740 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,841 Ready. 741 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,209 - Set. Go! - Set. No! No! 742 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:56,721 (LAUGHS) 743 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,440 Hey, Diego, that owner chick loves the mushroom burger. 744 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,404 Wants more aioli pimento sauce. 745 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,443 Except, she referred to it as "the red shit." 746 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,090 - Margo? - Yeah. 747 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,804 - I'll take it to her. - Okay. 748 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,446 - Here you go. - Mmm. Thanks. 749 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,081 Oh, hey. 750 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,282 - Mushroom burger's pretty good, huh? - Uh-huh. 751 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,968 Place looks like it's doing okay. 752 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,407 Yeah, people seem to really like the new menu. 753 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:37,961 MARGO: Mmm. 754 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,328 Can I ask you something, or are you too busy? 755 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,641 How... How did you get where you are? 756 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,120 Just dumb luck. 757 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,884 I bought a small business 758 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,402 and it's costing way more than I thought it would, 759 00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:00,008 and if you have any tips for first-time owners? 760 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:02,846 Yeah, don't do it. 761 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,121 What? 762 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,847 99% of the people who ask for my advice don't have a clue what it takes. 763 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,491 They don't have the balls. 764 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,406 They fantasize about skydiving, but they never get on the plane. 765 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,247 And if they do, they're too scared to jump. 766 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,683 But don't feel bad. Most people are pussies. 767 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,843 Costs a lot of money to make money. 768 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,803 And it's a hell of a lot easier just to be 769 00:40:26,815 --> 00:40:29,003 an employee for the rest of their lives. 770 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:30,686 Less stress. 771 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,041 (GRUNTS) 772 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,051 Hey. Old lady went upstairs. 773 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,366 - You get the cash? - No. And you can ask her for it. 774 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,762 - What? - She owns the place. 775 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,163 I recognize this room. You see this scar? 776 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:17,353 Got hit with a ruler by Monsignor Reynolds 777 00:41:17,365 --> 00:41:19,962 for talking out of turn in class. 778 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,925 I can do one better. 779 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:25,405 This is from Sister Agnes over at St. Paul's, 780 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,562 because my skirt was too short in the fourth grade. 781 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,564 - That's a handsome battle wound. - Mmm-hmm. 782 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,491 Hope you learned your lesson. 783 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,251 Made it shorter the next day. 784 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,401 (CHUCKLES) 785 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,125 I like your spirit. 786 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,006 And your patellas aren't so bad either. 787 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:46,531 So, what are we gonna do about you trespassing and accosting my children? 788 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,809 What are we gonna do about you destroying public education? 789 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,320 We're not destroying it. 790 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,444 We're creating better choices for families and their children. 791 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,573 White children. 792 00:41:55,585 --> 00:41:58,087 We are open to all children of all races. 793 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,931 Lot of diversity in this brochure. 794 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:04,244 I didn't see any of these rainbow kids out on the playground. 795 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:15,331 What would you say if I offered Liam a place here at Hopkins Academy? 796 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:20,686 (SCOFFS) I'd say I'm about 20K short of the 20K this place costs. 797 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,320 27K. 798 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,083 Perhaps I'm not making myself clear. 799 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,726 We'd be picking up the cost of his education. 800 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,321 Oh. 801 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,091 DEBS: I don't think that went well. 802 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:36,921 It went great. 803 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,166 - Franny wouldn't stop crying. - She's a baby. 804 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:41,924 The DCFS lady was taking notes. 805 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,966 That's what they do. 806 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,486 Why didn't they tell me at the end that I could keep her? 807 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,450 She has to write her report. She told you that. 808 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,129 I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this. 809 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,170 You're a great mother. It'll be fine. 810 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,922 - You're telling the truth, huh? - Yeah. 811 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,130 Guess that's the good thing about being with someone who can't lie. 812 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,321 I love you, Debbie. 813 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,251 I love you, too. 814 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,681 You do? 815 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,606 - Yeah. - Yeah? 816 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,881 Stop- 817 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,845 Kev. 818 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,487 Svetlana's up there waiting for us. What do we do? 819 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,127 I don't know. You think she killed him? 820 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,885 No, I don't think she killed him. 821 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,690 I meant, what are we gonna do about having sex with her? 822 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,365 - Do we do it? - Sure, why not? 823 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:39,766 There are only five knives here. 824 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,208 Even after she lied about Yvon? 825 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,601 She apologized. I thought we had six knives. 826 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,126 Why are you thinking about our knives right now? 827 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,169 Because, maybe she used one of them to kill Yvon. 828 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,601 - You're talking crazy. - Am I? I don't know. 829 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,205 I think this knife has blood on it. 830 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:53,641 Kevin, focus. 831 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,167 I don't think that I trust Svetlana anymore to have sex with her. 832 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,204 What does trust have to do with having sex? 833 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:01,049 Do you think she lied about other things, too? 834 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,281 Like what? 835 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,040 Maybe she really isn't Russian. 836 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,009 - Oh, now you're talking crazy. - Am I? 837 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,322 She lied about her husband being her father. 838 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,085 Maybe Yevgeny is really her nephew. 839 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,563 Don't even fuck with me with this. I can't keep all this shit straight. 840 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,007 I'm just saying, I don't know who she is anymore. 841 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,210 So, what do you want to do? 842 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,885 You want to go back to being a couple again? 843 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,003 What about the bar? The kids? Our relationship? 844 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,771 I don't know, V. You tell me what to do, I'll do it. 845 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,329 Have we always had a box of rat poison in here? 846 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,762 - SVETLANA: I'm waiting for you. - Shit. 847 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,610 We got to go up and do this. 848 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,889 - Where's my plastic tarp and duct tape? - VERONICA: Come on, Kevin! 849 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:43,761 This guy? 850 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,008 Okay, all right. (GRUNTS) 851 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:47,881 SIERRA: This is gonna be funny. 852 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,127 - LIP: What? - Just stop, stop. 853 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,725 You got to look straight so they can swap our faces. 854 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,126 - LIP: I don't want to. -(SIERRA LAUGHS) 855 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,967 Okay, I'm typing in my email so they'll send us the photo. 856 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,925 - LIP: Okay. Mmm-hmm. - We get five photos. 857 00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,476 Let's make a different face for each one. 858 00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:00,327 Okay, what's your first? 859 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:01,965 - Smile. - Smile. 860 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,321 (CAMERA CLICKS) 861 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,482 Now, uh, angry face. 862 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:06,761 -(BOTH GRUNTING) -(CAMERA CLICKS) 863 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,724 -(CHUCKLING) Okay. Fish face. - Now what? Fish face? 864 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,165 - Okay, I got an idea. - Okay. 865 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,166 Oh, my God. 866 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:17,481 (PHONE RINGS) 867 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,046 Noelle? 868 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:21,641 - Okay. -(CAMERA CLICKS) 869 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,330 What's going on? 870 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,122 Are you fucking serious? 871 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,647 - All right, I'll be right there. - What's up? 872 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,002 Charlie left Lucas with his next-door neighbor an hour ago. 873 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,645 - We got to go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 874 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,840 - Yeah. -(CHUCKLES) 875 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:43,321 Yeah. 876 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,531 -(BREATH ES HEAVILY) - You... You ready? 877 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,440 (SIGHS) Yeah. Yeah. 878 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,125 Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow! 879 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:20,761 No. 880 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,081 Uh... 881 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,281 Oh. 882 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,609 Oh, yeah. 883 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,686 Thanks for watching Lucas. 884 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,969 He said he had a quick errand to run, never came back. 885 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,807 - Noelle, let me give you some cash. - Please, stop, okay? 886 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,850 I got to go work. 887 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,570 (SIGHS) Sorry. 888 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,288 - He go on a bender? - I'm sure. 889 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:24,051 30 days-sober bullshit. Probably hasn't been 30 minutes sober. I just... 890 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,320 Fuck! 891 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,441 (SIGHS) 892 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,682 - I'm gonna go. Can you get home okay? - Yeah. 893 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,440 You know, the thing is... 894 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,730 is I'm a jackass for believing him. 895 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,210 'Cause I knew he was lying. 896 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,548 But I wanted to play nicey-nice so that 897 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,322 he'd give me the child support he owes me. 898 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,281 Pathetic, huh? 899 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,803 I don't want you to think that I'm desperate for cash. 900 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,690 I probably will be when your sister kicks me and Lucas to the curb, but... 901 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,401 How's this for casual? 902 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:03,961 I'll see you tomorrow. 903 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:20,289 Yeah, you'll see me tomorrow 'cause I'm gonna be waking up next to you. 904 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:14,529 (MOANING) 905 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,046 Fuck! 906 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:22,647 Fuck! 907 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,530 I guess you got over your trust issues. 908 00:49:24,542 --> 00:49:25,082 (SIGHS) 909 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,921 I'm glad I only have to focus on two lovers. 910 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,043 Kev, you're next. 911 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,401 (KEV GRUNTS) 912 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:39,327 - Oh, yeah. - Oh... 913 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,287 - Yeah, that feels good. - VERONICA: Mmm. 914 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,241 (SIGHS) Hooray for being a thrupple again. 915 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,168 - What's the matter, Kev? - Nothing. What? 916 00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:50,401 (SIGHS) 917 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,922 - That. - I'm fine. 918 00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:57,687 No. Your penis, it does not respond. 919 00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,685 I cup your balls. 920 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:01,604 I stick my finger in your rectum. 921 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,922 I twist, and I stroke, and I twist, and I stroke. 922 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:05,241 Nothing. 923 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,682 Just having a little trouble concentrating. 924 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:08,921 Just keep thinking about Yvon. 925 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,610 Wait, you think of another man when we make love? 926 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,969 Another man who was your husband, who may or may not be dead. 927 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,527 - What was the answer, again? - Kev, we're moving past this. 928 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,762 I know, I'm trying. But when a woman cheats on a guy, 929 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,765 the only thing that guy can think about is the other guy's cock, 930 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,320 and that's what I'm thinking about, Yvon's cock. 931 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,046 - Then stop thinking about it. - I'm trying! 932 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,329 But I can't, 'cause when I stop trying to think about Yvon's cock, 933 00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,971 I think about it more. 934 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,810 And when I think about it more, 935 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:35,006 I think about whether it's dead or not. 936 00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:36,969 - What? - Yeah, like a ghost cock. 937 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,201 You make no sense. 938 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,124 Really? 'Cause I think I make perfect sense. 939 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,651 I got two beautiful women in my bed, 940 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,161 and the only thing I can think about is Yvon's ghost cock. 941 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,522 - Ghost cock! Ghost cock! Ghost cock! - Kevin, we get it! 942 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:49,291 - You're losing your shit, Kev. - Yeah, I know I am. 943 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,285 But I'm the one Yvon's ghost cock is staring at. 944 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,371 And it's laughing. 945 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,410 I'm out of here. I'm gonna sleep downstairs on the couch. 946 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,006 -(KISSES) - Mmm. 947 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,481 Good morning. 948 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,082 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 949 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:52,083 - When did you put your ass out? - You don't remember that? 950 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,330 You were right there the whole time. You don't remember? 951 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,565 Does testosterone make you grow a prostate? 952 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,482 (CHUCKLES) I, uh... I think you hit my G-spot. 953 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,601 - Damn, we were good. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 954 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,561 Look at that. 955 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,566 My son's going to private school. 956 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,245 You're a good dad. 957 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:42,765 WOMAN". Next, please. 958 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,086 - Hi. - Hi. 959 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,926 I'd like to deposit a check. 960 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,768 It's gonna go into this account. Etta Teasdale. 961 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:54,481 (SIGHS) 962 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,604 I bought a laundromat. 963 00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,605 I'm an owner. 964 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,288 And when dinnertime comes, 965 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,524 you grab little free-range Lucky here, by the neck, 966 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,286 and you swing him around. You break his neck. 967 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,482 And then you cut off his head. 968 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:20,968 You bleed him out. It's the circle of life. 969 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,566 Okay, let me demonstrate. 970 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:24,490 -(BONE SNAPS) -(CHILDREN SCREAMING) 971 00:53:29,600 --> 00:54:00,601 English - SDH BY [PR]