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You miss another episode of Shameless,
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I'm coming over to your fucking house
and killing your entire fucking family.
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"Gallagher Home for the Homeless"?
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Frank, you can't have
a homeless shelter here.
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I beg to differ, neighbor.
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Is that a new washer-dryer
getting delivered to Frank?
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Even the homeless
get better stuff than us.
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Just a guy I met. His name is Trevor.
He's a lot of fun to hang out with.
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It's been a while since I had someone
to party hop with. I miss this shit.
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Fiona's gonna kick me out
unless I can pull my weight.
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You want a good life?
Find someone to keep you.
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Someone weak, stupid,
and desperate.
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Oh! Oh!
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- I'm sorry.
- Need a ride?
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(BOTH YELLING IN RUSSIAN)
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This is my father.
He's staying with us for a while.
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Just a little word of advice,
if you're really a business woman,
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you'd stack chips, not save 'em.
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Investing, it's a much better way
to grow those pockets.
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All 75 slots for this upcoming term
have been filled.
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Incoming classes have 100 students.
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Remaining slots are reserved
for students of color.
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Military school might be your best shot
to avoid being human scum.
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But you can take a DNA test
to prove your ancestry.
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You mean I'm an Indian?
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Apache, bitch.
I'm going to Military School!
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I'm interning
for a bunch of rich college friends.
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We could hack these fucks,
and they wouldn't know what hit 'em.
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I have a plan for my life.
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And just so we're clear,
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I'm just as likely as anyone else in
this family to make something of myself.
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And it's about time you got that,
you arrogant shit.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Yo.
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Holy shit,
when'd you get an air conditioner?
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Yesterday.
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Hey, Debbie's not in her room,
did she sleep at Neil's last night?
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Yep.
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So, that's a real thing now?
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Looks like it.
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Look, Neil's a...
He's a nice guy and all, but-
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He's a paraplegic with
no impulse control.
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- Sierra say anything about it?
- No, not really.
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I think maybe she's in denial.
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Deb's just overreacting, like always.
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Well, she thinks
it'll solve all her problems.
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DCFS is not gonna take her baby away.
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She's just trying
to get her shit together,
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like you told her to.
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I told her to get a job,
not to beg on a corner with Franny.
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- All right.
- Oh, sweet Jesus.
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This cold air feels so good.
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Yeah, maybe I'll get
myself one of those.
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- Coming into some money.
- No kidding?
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Internship.
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- They paying you now?
- Yep.
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They just don't know it.
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(EXHALES)
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Line up!
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(SIGHS)
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Nah, more dirt under the fingernails,
New Lip.
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The dollars are in the details.
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Fred, Fred, one shoe, other one
barefooted. That's more pathetic.
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Oh, my God, Florence.
You take my breath away. Look at you.
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-(CHUCKLES)
- Extra points for creativity.
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(SIGHS)
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You're in no man's land, kid. Ladies.
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You're not cute enough
to trade on your looks,
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but too clean to get a handout.
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New Monica?
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Pulling a tooth is less painful
than blinding yourself.
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And you can always buy a new one later,
if this line of work doesn't pan out.
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Someone bought the check cashing place
on Wentworth. 140 grand.
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Great, another artisanal pickle shop
on the way. Just what we need.
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- Morning, Chief.
- Hey.
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Would my Apache brother like toast?
Or do you only eat maize?
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Laugh all you want, but it got me
a scholarship into military school.
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Does this mean we get a discount
at the Indian casino?
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Hey, can you hand me the cereal,
Marches Without Foreskin?
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- When do you go?
- Couple of days.
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- Mmm, I'm losing my best dishwasher.
- Uh-uh. Second best.
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Not even close.
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Well, there's no chance you're leaving
without a Gallagher good-bye party.
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What?
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I can't remember
ever seeing you eat fruit.
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Or anything healthy.
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I got to start getting in shape,
eat healthy.
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- They make you run at military school.
-(FIONA CHUCKLES)
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A lot more than just running.
You read this orientation packet?
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Got obstacle courses, combat training,
classes all day. And Bible study.
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What the fuck's an honor code?
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I still can't believe you decided to go.
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Yeah. We expected prison,
lethal injection. Not this.
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Says I have to memorize it
by the time I get there.
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I'm washing dishes
and Carl's got a scholarship.
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The world's upside down.
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"I pledge never to deliberately
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-"deceive another person.
-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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"I pledge to never take any possessions
belonging to another person." Jesus.
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- See ya, bud.
- Where you going?
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Sierra sent me a tongue emoji.
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Hey, can you go by the store?
Get a cake and a banner.
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Make it nice for
Carl's send-off party.
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What, you can't do it?
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Nah. Work. I'm slammed.
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Oh, and Liam, can you take Liam
to daycare? Liam? Come on!
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- What about Ian?
- Nah, he's still sleeping.
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- He worked late, too. Come on!
- All right, come on, buddy.
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Have fun!
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They tell you begging has no dignity.
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It's beneath you.
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Well, no bastard ever came home from
earning $8.25 an hour feeling proud.
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Minimum wage? Just a fancy term
for industrialized slavery.
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We're in a war. A war
with the privileged.
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Those aren't streets you're sitting on,
they're battlefields.
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And it is our duty to fight
the comfortable and the overfed.
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So, go forth, you sons of bitches.
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Go forth and take their money!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Hey, Debs.
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Hi, Lip. Are you gonna
have sex with my sister?
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We're about to leave.
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Franny's physical exam,
to see if I'm an abusive mother.
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You're not. It's just routine.
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My sister really likes you.
I'm glad you're her new boyfriend.
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- I'm not her boyfriend.
- A lot of guys used to come around,
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but, you're the only one now.
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- What if they take Franny?
- Listen to me, okay?
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No one's taking Franny.
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She is healthy, she has all her shots.
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You're not an addict.
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You've never been arrested, right?
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You're gonna come home?
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Why should I?
Nobody threatens to kick me out here.
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And I can tell DCFS that we have a home
and source of income.
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-"We"?
- Neil's great with kids.
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And his penis doesn't work,
so sex won't get in the way.
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- Thought I heard you.
- Hey.
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Just give me a minute
to get Neil dressed.
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Already done.
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We're going shopping later.
You need anything?
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No, thanks.
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Let's go, honey.
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I'm making dinner, 6:00.
Already texted Carl and Ian.
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- Okay.
- I'm not inviting Fiona.
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- No cunts allowed.
- Okay.
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Don't forget anal.
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- We're not doing anal.
- Good to know.
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- You coming to this dinner tonight?
- It's in my apartment, kind of have to.
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What's it for?
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Fuck if I know,
but Debbie insisted we be there.
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So, she got into a fight
with a homeless lady
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with a baby strapped to her chest?
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Yeah, the more you get to know Debbie,
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the more you'll see
it's really not that unusual.
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You think her and my brother's
a good idea?
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Nope. You?
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Fuck,no.
How about you get my mind off it?
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- What's with the bottles?
- Oh, more vodka for the bar.
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He can't do that there?
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Oh, babe. You never had in-laws,
this is what they do.
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They stop by unannounced
and annoy the shit out of you.
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Is that some kind of dig at my mom?
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No!
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I'm taking the kids to the park.
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- Lana, you coming to the bar?
- After I go to the bank.
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Grandpa.
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You said your first word.
Your dad said his first word.
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He said his first word.
Did you guys hear that?
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Oh, man, lwish I'd been recording it.
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Grandpa!
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- Grandpa!
-(CHUCKLES)
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(MOANING)
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Oh, fucking hell!
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(EXHALING DEEPLY)
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I didn't know if you'd be good at that.
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That was unbelievable.
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Sheets drenched?
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Yeah.
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(SIERRA CHUCKLES)
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That's how I come sometimes.
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What? You never heard
of female ejaculation?
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No,no.lhave.
I just thought it was a myth, like,
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unicorns or moderate Republicans.
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You're really hard.
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That was really hot.
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-(EXHALING DEEPLY)
-(SUCKING)
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Hey, does that happen a lot with guys?
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Sometimes.
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When you're alone?
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No.
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Hey, why didn't you
come like that before?
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Hadn't let you go down on me.
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You have a lot of questions.
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I just... I feel like Watson and Crick
must have when they discovered DNA.
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It's just an orgasm.
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We should've been doing this
from the beginning.
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Can't.
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Not until I'm really comfortable
with a guy.
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Sorry, kids.
Daddy forgot your sippy cups.
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Bad Daddy, bad Daddy.
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(TV PLAYING U PSTAIRS)
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Oh. Who left the TV on? Bad Mommy.
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Bad Mommy.
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(MAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN ON TV)
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(GRUNTING HEAVILY)
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-(YVON SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-(SVETLANA MOANING)
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Thanks for coming with me.
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I didn't wanna have to do
Franny's exam alone.
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I love you.
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After this is over, you wanna
go grab lunch? Yeah? Neil?
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Excuse me, are you lactating?
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- Neil, one, two.
- Eyes on you.
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He can't help it. He has brain damage.
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- Cute baby.
- No, it's not.
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V, V, we gotta talk.
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- I thought you were going to the park.
- I think I saw something.
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I'm not sure. But I'm pretty sure.
At least I think so.
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But I'm not sure how sure.
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(EXHALES)
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Svetlana and her dad.
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What about 'em?
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You know...
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Mmm-hmm.
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Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
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- You think I'm saying sex, right?
- That's crazy.
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No, I know! I know!
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But I went upstairs and there is Yvon,
pumpin' away.
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It was, it was so horrible.
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- You saw Svetlana?
- Yes.
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But I didn't see her face.
I saw a thigh.
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And it looked familiar.
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- And you didn't stop him?
- I'm sorry! I... (STAMMERS)
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There was Russian TV and moans.
I panicked, okay?
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Oh, this is, this is really,
really fucked up.
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If I saw what I saw.
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(STUTTERS) I'm not sure...
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I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
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Lana said she was
going to the bank.
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Well, who else would
it have been, V?
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You think Yvon came here to ball
some random chick in our bed?
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Listen to yourself.
Do you realize how silly you sound?
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Why would she do it?
245
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,725
- He was on top?
- Huh.
246
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,210
- Pinnin' her down?
- Maybe.
247
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,601
He was forcin' her.
248
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,731
Oh, my God.
249
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:19,969
Oh, my God, that is terrible. But it's
not as terrible as what I thought.
250
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,531
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
251
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,246
I never knew the word rape
could fill me with so much relief.
252
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,968
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Yep. Yep, yep.
253
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,566
- Hey.
- TREVOR: Hey.
254
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,324
You look hung over. (CHUCKLES)
255
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,562
No, I'm just tired. Late shift.
256
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,367
Check it out.
257
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,568
That DJ we heard the other night?
I tracked down her tunes.
258
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,929
- Sweet. Thanks.
- There's a rager tonight.
259
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,765
No cover if you bring a twink.
260
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,249
They're taking over
one of the old slaughter houses.
261
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,971
Calling the party "Meat Market."
262
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,649
Cool. I'll see if I can go.
263
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:05,284
So, if I come by your place unannounced
to give you music, it freaks you out?
264
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,402
Listen, you wanna tell yourself
you don't want me, that's fine.
265
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,891
I'll play al0nQ-
266
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,201
But I have plenty of friends.
267
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,442
So, if you're gonna make things weird,
I'm out.
268
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,806
All I said is "I'll see."
269
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,005
Keep the music.
270
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,131
Trev.
271
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:22,561
(DOOR CLOSES)
272
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,806
Right there.
273
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:30,846
This is microfiber?
274
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:34,408
Yeah. It's the least we can do
for those in need.
275
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,485
Which church did you say
you were from again?
276
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,769
- Oh, um, God's Love, on North LaSalle.
- Ah.
277
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,970
You know, I gotta admit,
when you're living on the street
278
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,485
and cold and hungry,
279
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,688
you start to question
if there really is a God.
280
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,122
But standing here today,
281
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,806
(CRYING) and receiving this
generous bounty...
282
00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,971
Sorry.
283
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,164
You gave us a sofa.
But your greatest gift?
284
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,605
You gave us our faith back.
285
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,487
- God bless you.
- Thank you, brother.
286
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,648
- Yeah.
- Thank you, thank you.
287
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,409
And let me know if you can rustle up
that 60" TV, will ya?
288
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,601
Okay-
289
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,445
You know, for when we gather
to watch Joel Osteen.
290
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,166
God bless.
291
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,407
Okay, let's get this thing outside.
292
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:26,806
(ALL GRUNT)
293
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,527
Add that to the table and chairs
and the bed.
294
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,206
And that's microfiber,
so don't fuck me on the price.
295
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,600
That's $440.
296
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,886
He gave us 40 bucks!
Let's get something special for supper!
297
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,042
Hey, I'm picking up an order
for Game Change.
298
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,531
- Okay.
- Thank you.
299
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,210
Yo, everything all set?
300
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,689
Uh, almost. Hey, are
you sure about this?
301
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,729
I mean, wire fraud
is a little out of my comfort zone.
302
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,120
Hey, look. We don't get greedy.
303
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,203
We just skim a little bit every hour,
they won't catch on.
304
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,801
Use a VPN just in case.
305
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,407
Well, no shit. I don't want
anyone tracing this back to me.
306
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,084
You ever have a girl come on your face?
307
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,322
Like orgasm when I was
going down on her?
308
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,005
No, like ejaculate on you.
309
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,002
- Sure it was a girl?
- Yeah.
310
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,607
Wait.
311
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,603
Are we talking about a squirter?
312
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,490
- Are you fucking with me?
- Uh-uh.
313
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,161
- What was it like?
- Fucking amazing.
314
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,925
That's the white whale.
315
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,560
Every guy dreams of it,
but only a few ever get the chance.
316
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,771
You lucky bastard.
317
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,328
I'm just glad she finally
let me go down on her.
318
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,689
- Finally?
- Yeah. She doesn't let a guy do it
319
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,609
until she feels
really comfortable with him.
320
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,685
Huh. So you guys are serious now?
321
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,081
No, it's not like that.
322
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,245
Sure, man.
323
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,762
Sierra's brother did call me
her boyfriend this morning.
324
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,445
She's trying to lock you down.
325
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,521
Shit.
326
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,250
All right, I think I'm done.
327
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,762
- Just need to hit return.
- Great. Do it.
328
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,370
Fuck.
329
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,930
- WOMAN: Game Change?
- All right.
330
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,209
I'll go get this coffee order,
331
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,130
see if they notice we're
ripping them off.
332
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,281
Wow. Hey, has it been
this busy all morning?
333
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,125
Barely had time to pee since I got here.
Where have you been?
334
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,206
Ugh. lgot caught up
looking at properties online.
335
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,641
Shit has gotten so expensive
in this neighborhood.
336
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,651
- Did you do the walk-in inventory?
- Yeah, and called in the Cisco order.
337
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,609
Didi cashed out the night girls...
338
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,651
And my brother's here with your sister.
339
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,850
Hey, Debbie. Neil.
340
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,047
- Hi.
- Hi.
341
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,645
It's a beautiful day.
342
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,006
Debbie's pissed at you.
343
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,562
Not that you care,
but Franny passed her DCFS doctor exam.
344
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,245
Still have to do the home visit
and counseling
345
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,925
before they tell me if I can keep her.
346
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,611
Of course I care.
347
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,489
Thought all you cared about
was getting your money.
348
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,642
Just because I want you
to contribute your fair share
349
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,165
doesn't mean I don't give a shit.
350
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,290
You could have fooled me.
351
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,720
We're having a good-bye party
for Carl tomorrow. Can you come?
352
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,650
For Carl? Sure.
353
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,404
Neil wants the patty melt.
354
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,211
Oh, sorry, we took that off the menu.
355
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,686
Well, what's the closest thing?
356
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:34,726
Um, cheeseburger, caramelized onions,
brioche bun, aioli...
357
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,810
- Neil, one, two.
- I was gonna say something nice.
358
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,687
You have a good ass.
It makes up for your small tits.
359
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,085
Thanks!
360
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,568
- Neil, one, two.
- Sorry.
361
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,920
He'!-
362
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,850
Got your latte.
363
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,370
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm Lip. Senior intern.
364
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,767
I'm really psyched to figure
how things work here, you know.
365
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,410
Especially what you do.
366
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,525
- You're interested in cyber security?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Totally.
367
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,081
You guys are like
the, uh, unsung heroes, you know.
368
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,969
Not that the coders give a shit.
369
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:43,163
So, are there any, like, uh, breaches
or anything like that today, or...
370
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,290
It's the usual.
Just hackers from China, Russia.
371
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,090
- I fought them off.
- Right.
372
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,845
Anything else?
373
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,771
No.
374
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,451
You're the man.
375
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,290
Svetlana just got here.
376
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,967
Is there a Hallmark card for,
"Sorry, your dad's been raping you"?
377
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,810
- What are you gonna say to her?
- Me?
378
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,007
What the hell am I gonna say?
379
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,889
"Kev thought he saw you
fucking your dad, maybe?"
380
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,721
(SIGHS) You're right. All right,
I'm not running away from this.
381
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,450
It's time to man up.
382
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,891
- So, how was your morning?
- Long line at the bank.
383
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,725
Right. Bank.
384
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,006
- How are things with your dad?
- I'm busy.
385
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:46,011
(STAMMERING)
You guys, you guys fight a lot.
386
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,400
And does it...
387
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,489
Does it ever get out of hand
when you can't fight him off?
388
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,648
Why you babble
like someone who has stroke?
389
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,285
Make sense, please.
390
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,643
Okay. (SIGHS)
391
00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,691
Your dad pimped you out.
392
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,844
Did he ever sample the goods?
393
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,369
Try on the merchandise?
394
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,882
Take you out for a test drive?
395
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,087
I got nothin'. Don't be mad.
396
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,480
I couldn't find anything about hell week
online, they kept it secret.
397
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,724
This one dude on Facebook posted
that was the worst week of his life.
398
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,530
Yeah, they just run you till you puke.
399
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,120
All right, well, what about hazing?
400
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,802
At the Citadel they put a helmet in a
pillowcase and hit you over and over.
401
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,890
Or they brand you with a red hot hanger
like a cow. That shit's permanent.
402
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,088
Yeah, smells bad, but it heals fast.
403
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,765
Toughen you up. Make a man out of you.
404
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,763
Hey. Bye, Dad.
405
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,171
You look good.
406
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,444
(ELECTRONIC PLAYING ON EARPHONES)
407
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,047
Hey, Trevor. Music kicks ass.
408
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,931
Where's the party tonight?
409
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,963
Why the hell are you going
to my dad's military school?
410
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,406
Guess I wanna be like him.
411
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,371
You want to be an overweight cop
412
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,966
sitting in a car for 10 hours,
getting shit thrown at him?
413
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,966
And I don't mean shit like stuff,
I mean shit. Like, human shit.
414
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,641
- Are you leaving 'cause of me?
- No.
415
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,051
'Cause I feel bad about
how everything went down.
416
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,804
You mean fucking another dude?
417
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,450
You didn't deserve that.
418
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,325
I'll miss you.
419
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,487
Yo, they don't suspect a fucking thing.
420
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,681
Hell, yeah.
421
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,882
The cyber security guy didn't
see our Beta. How much we clear?
422
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,121
Three hundred.
423
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,408
All right, we can do ten times
that tomorrow.
424
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,965
- You wanna go get drinks?
- Yeah, absolutely.
425
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,090
Hey, then we go online, pick out
what color Teslas we wanna get.
426
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,483
- Yo.
- Oh, hey.
427
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,045
Got the day off from the kids?
428
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,369
Yeah, for a couple hours.
I need to clear my head for a while.
429
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,967
Got a lot of freaky rape and incest
stuff swirling around up there.
430
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,051
- Okay. What can I get you?
- Your best booze.
431
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,045
What, you rob a mini-mart or somethin'?
432
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,202
No, we ripped off
a bunch of corporate crooks.
433
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,328
Turns out two wrongs do make a right.
434
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,209
Well, our best stuff
is still pretty shitty.
435
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,368
Regulars go for quantity, not quality.
436
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,007
- They're drinking on me today. Joaquin.
- Why?
437
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,371
'Cause they've been screwed over
by a system that rewards criminals
438
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,369
with white collars and shit values.
439
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,686
Fuck mortgage-backed security,
fuck bailouts, fuck too big to fail.
440
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,650
It's time we get a piece of the action.
441
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:31,721
(CAT MEOWS)
442
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,000
Hi.
443
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:40,761
(PURRS)
444
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,163
You missing one of your babies?
445
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,324
Oh, there's Singletary. (CHUCKLES)
446
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:57,647
Oh, she's been so unhappy
ever since I told her we have to move.
447
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,805
Oh, what the hell?
448
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,931
You did that one already.
449
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,447
Oh.
450
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:06,646
When are you leaving?
451
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,604
The Northside real estate pricks
gave me a week to think about it.
452
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,570
- Think about what?
- If I'm gonna let 'em buy me out.
453
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,361
You haven't signed yet?
454
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,205
No. They gave me a term sheet.
455
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,322
100,000. Is that for the building?
456
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,768
No, it's for the laundromat
and my apartment upstairs.
457
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:31,250
They still wanna buy the lease.
I've got eight years left on it.
458
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,448
Haven't you lived up there,
like, a hundred years?
459
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,444
I'm not that old!
460
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,443
Almost 50 years.
461
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,251
I wanna stay, but I don't have a choice.
462
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,204
WOMAN". Hey, dryer ate my quarters.
463
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,966
- I put two bucks in, thing won't start.
- Prove it.
464
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,926
Prove it? Machine doesn't give you
a damn receipt!
465
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,163
Oh, go tell it to someone
who gives a shit.
466
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,241
- What if you could stay?
-well, they won't let me.
467
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:57,966
I would.
468
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,403
I can go to the bank right now,
ask for a loan for 100 grand.
469
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,766
I bet they'll do it.
470
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,287
- You want my laundromat?
- Mmm-hmm.
471
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,204
You wouldn't have to
leave your apartment.
472
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,931
You could come sit on your stool
anytime you want.
473
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,562
We can even keep Wendell's name
on the sign.
474
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,641
You get what you want.
I get what I want.
475
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,371
And for no extra charge, you get to tell
these Northsiders to go fuck themselves.
476
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,724
Okay-
477
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,761
- Lip, you came!
- Hey! Yeah, of course.
478
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,605
- How'd Franny's exam go?
- Great. Healthy, no bruises.
479
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,410
- Good.
- Have you been drinking?
480
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,688
Yeah. Just a couple. It's under control.
481
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,600
Hey, we're doing this send-off thing
for Carl tomorrow.
482
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,807
Yeah, I heard.
483
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,406
Yeah, you think you could maybe pick up
the decorations and the cake
484
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,244
and stuff like that?
I'm just really busy at work.
485
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:50,481
- Yeah, for sure.
- Sweet.
486
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,926
Thank you, Debs. Here you go.
487
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,525
No, Neil and I got it covered.
488
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,490
- Come give me a hand?
- Sure, yeah. What's going on, bud?
489
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,850
- Hey.
- Hey. Hi.
490
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,521
Neil. I'm gonna grab a beer.
491
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,361
Who's that?
492
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,891
- Is that Neil?
- Yeah, before the accident.
493
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,520
SIERRA: Exactly.
494
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,206
I think Dom wants
to get back together with me.
495
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,891
Didn't she screw around on you?
496
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,721
Yeah. She feels bad about it though.
497
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,203
I mean, I did get circumcised for her.
498
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,884
Least I can do
is give her another chance.
499
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,411
What, long distance?
500
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,448
You gonna bag on military school?
501
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,171
You guys need me.
I do a lot around the house.
502
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,288
- Like what?
- Bought it.
503
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,126
DEBS: Dinner.
504
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,001
(IAN SIGHS)
505
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,528
- Sit next to me.
- Yeah.
506
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,280
Looks great, Debs.
507
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,604
I'll get your soda, Lucas.
Can you cut his potatoes?
508
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,927
Yeah. Here, let me help you with that.
509
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,126
Sierra thinks you're only with me
for my money.
510
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,017
What, you said that?
511
00:28:00,029 --> 00:28:01,766
You don't think it's
a good idea either.
512
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,168
Look. Debs, you don't need to do this
to get the DCFS off your back.
513
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,651
Shut up, Lip.
514
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,722
What kind of choices
do you think I have?
515
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,128
You may see someone who's brain damaged,
516
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,884
but I see someone who doesn't lie,
517
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,247
like all the other guys
I've ever been with.
518
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,811
He'll take care of me and make sure my
baby won't ever get taken away from me.
519
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:28,441
What kind of choices
do you think Neil has?
520
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,883
Are you gonna always be there
to look out for him? 'Cause I will.
521
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,214
I'll cook for him and
I'll do his laundry
522
00:28:34,226 --> 00:28:36,204
and I'll let him
watch me masturbate.
523
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,090
You think he's gonna find
a better deal somewhere else?
524
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,330
We're engaged.
525
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,129
That's why I wanted all of you here.
526
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,165
Tens,
527
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,090
a few fives. (CHUCKLES)
528
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,849
I'm proud of you, son.
529
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,609
What, are you holding out on me?
530
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,728
Nickels and dimes? You
call that begging?
531
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,927
Some quarters, too.
532
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:19,051
I could put a fuckdoll in overalls
on that corner and it'd make more.
533
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,085
You're better than this.
534
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,044
Where does the money go?
535
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,841
What did you say?
536
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,526
All the money you take.
Where does it go?
537
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,889
UfiHfles,upkeep.
Making sure you have a home.
538
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,171
You think you get a free ride here? Huh?
539
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,531
This shelter is not a charity.
This shelter's for closers.
540
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,206
That corner is for closers.
541
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,886
And you bring me a pocketful of change?
542
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:52,841
You gotta get people to start giving you
this kind of paper that's green.
543
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,287
You do that, you get
to keep your corner.
544
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,721
Don't? You get to clean toilets.
545
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:02,886
You piss me off, and you win
a cardboard box under the overpass.
546
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,525
Shit!
547
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,444
This almost puts a
damper on my surprise.
548
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,883
Well, I'm not sure
any of you deserve it now.
549
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,526
Surprise? What surprise?
550
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,488
No soup today. Huh?
551
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,406
(CHEERING)
552
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,407
Who says Daddy Frank
doesn't take care of you?
553
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,766
Thank you.
554
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,284
There's vodka, too.
555
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,246
We're all in this together, right?
556
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,529
For family, yes? Family. That's right.
557
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,490
There you go. Eat up, man. Eat up.
558
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,811
Rib-eye.
559
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,771
Bye, Liam.
560
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,121
Thank you so much.
561
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,731
Thanks. Good night.
562
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,606
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
563
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,129
Looks like we're gonna be related.
564
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,324
Wanna stay and fuck your sister-in-law?
565
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,090
Hey, um...
566
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,007
Look, we...
We're still keeping it casual, right?
567
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,000
I just mean that, you know,
you've gotten really comfortable.
568
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,169
You had me cut Lucas' food tonight.
569
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,566
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
570
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,364
Why are you fighting this?
571
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,125
Let's get married.
572
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,681
- You can be Lucas' dad.
- Uh,no.
573
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,526
(CHUCKLES) You should see your face.
574
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,330
Yeah, I'm comfortable.
575
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,482
Doesn't mean
I'm falling hopelessly in love.
576
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,120
I mean, Jesus, you think
no girl can resist you?
577
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,369
That I get goosebumps every time
you whip out your magic cock?
578
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,965
You should go.
579
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,161
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
580
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,561
Yo.
581
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,326
- Hey, uh, Liam's in bed.
- Yeah, Liam's in bed.
582
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,001
Yeah.
583
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,930
(CHUCKLES) Jesus, just come on in.
584
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,003
Close the door.
Don't let the AC out.
585
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,730
All right, pop quiz.
586
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,929
What's the most Debbie thing
Debbie could possibly do?
587
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,485
- Pregnant?
- Nope.
588
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,606
Uh, joined the Army using Lip's name?
589
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,928
- Very funny. Try again_
-(LAUGHS)
590
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,401
Uh...
591
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,242
- Engaged?
- Ding-ding-ding.
592
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,562
(SIGHS) Well, I may have been stupid,
but at least I was in love.
593
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,085
And of age.
594
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,929
Too bad I missed the shit show.
595
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,086
I got work in the morning.
596
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,403
Well, I need it
after Sierra ripped me a new one.
597
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,649
- I don't wanna know.
- I do.
598
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,370
Why was she so pissed at you?
599
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,921
I freaked out after
she ejaculated on me.
600
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,163
You know, she's really cool.
I might have blown it.
601
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,766
Hold on. She ejaculated on you?
602
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,202
- Yeah.
- You mean she pissed on you.
603
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,601
No. I checked the sheets.
They weren't yellow.
604
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:47,807
Did it taste like piss?
605
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,287
Fuck would I know what piss tastes like?
606
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,600
Oh, shit.
607
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,609
- You've tasted piss, haven't you?
- No!
608
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,961
- Yes, you have! You lie!
-(LAUGHS)
609
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,406
What was it like?
610
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:01,007
It was like getting waterboarded.
611
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,724
But in a fantastic way.
612
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,963
- That shit's real?
- Mmm-hmm.
613
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,810
So, a chick is blowing her load on you
like she's a dude,
614
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,440
meanwhile I'm making out
with a guy with a vagina.
615
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,644
Yeah, he's trans.
616
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,441
Oh.
617
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,364
Taking testosterone.
618
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,608
Apparently it gives you a giant clit.
619
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,240
I'm confused.
So, does he have a vagina or no?
620
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,164
He does.
But he doesn't call it that though.
621
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,800
He calls the whole situation his junk.
622
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,889
How do you have sex with the junk?
623
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,089
I don't know.
624
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,844
I'm trying to wrap my head around it.
625
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,046
You know, I'm really into him.
626
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,811
Yeah, just not so into her?
627
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,611
He's a fucking "him," all right?
Not a "her."
628
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,842
Jesus. You sure you don't want a hit?
629
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,164
No. Yeah, sorry.
630
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,163
Would you ever pick someone up
while doing a load of laundry?
631
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,811
You know, the laundromat across the
street from Patsy's, it's getting sold.
632
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,485
- The one with the cats?
- Mmm-hmm.
633
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,847
I'm just waiting for the bank
to approve the loan.
634
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,729
Place is getting a makeover.
635
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,566
It's gonna be a real scene.
636
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,484
Who the fuck wants to hang out
at a laundromat?
637
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,131
Everyone's washing their underwear,
what could be sexier than that?
638
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,529
DJ, BYOB. They're gonna stay open late.
639
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,525
Gay night every Thursday.
640
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,045
Plenty of hot girls.
641
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,205
Actually, it does sound pretty cool.
642
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,451
Yeah, I think so, too.
643
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,809
Time for me to go.
644
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,731
Yeah, me too.
645
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,450
I run to Costco.
646
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,042
YEVGENY: Ma. Mama.
647
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,406
Grandpa.
648
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,167
Yeah, we get it. Come on, Yevgeny.
649
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,170
Gonna take the kids for a walk.
650
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:08,086
We're probably gonna be gone
for an hour, hour and a half.
651
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,405
Bye!
652
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,290
- Who is it?
- Debbie.
653
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,209
- Is there anyone else around?
- Nope.
654
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,371
Come on in.
655
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,927
- That's a lot of money.
- Consolidating my wealth.
656
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,923
- Gonna put it somewhere safe.
- A bank?
657
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,128
Fuck, no. Don't trust banks.
658
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,886
I'm gonna bury it
where no one but me can find it.
659
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,086
I'm getting married.
660
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,328
- If this is about a dowry--
- I'm under 18,
661
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,124
so I can't get married
without a parent's consent.
662
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,521
- I just need you to go downtown.
- To whom...
663
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,883
- Hmm?
-...are you getting married?
664
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,565
His name's Neil.
665
00:36:58,720 --> 00:36:59,801
What tax bracket?
666
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:02,088
He got an accident settlement,
collects disability.
667
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,760
Seven figure settlement? High sixes?
668
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,331
Disability for what?
669
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,528
- He's paralyzed.
- On painkillers?
670
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,284
- How old?
- He's 23.
671
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,169
- No.
- No, what?
672
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,482
No, you don't have my blessing.
673
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,529
I don't want your blessing,
just your consent.
674
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,490
I'm sorry, I can't support this union.
675
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,688
Well, why not? He's really nice
676
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,167
and it was your stupid idea to go
begging on the street with my baby
677
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,924
that got me into this
mess with the DCFS.
678
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,684
He could live another 50 years.
679
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,845
You wanna stretch low six-figures
that long? With inflation?
680
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,281
Marriage is a serious commitment.
681
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,171
I will not let you go into it
for the wrong reasons.
682
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,047
Go to Evergreen Assisted Living.
683
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,531
Plenty of men 80 or older.
684
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,648
They'd write you
into their will for a handjob.
685
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,041
- I'll give you 100 bucks.
- Don't insult me!
686
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,446
Two hundred.
687
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:51,162
I'm giving you the benefit
of my years of experience.
688
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:55,041
I single-handedly solved
the homeless problem in this country.
689
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,328
You should have seen where these people
were when I found them.
690
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:01,371
They've come so far because I helped
them reach their full potential.
691
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,284
They just don't know
that you're ripping them off!
692
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,568
Different family, same fucking Frank!
693
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,887
- Three hundred.
- Save your money, freckles.
694
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:12,203
Maybe one day you can buy your beau
a new spinal cord.
695
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,001
(PHONE RINGING)
696
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,525
- Yo.
- What's going on over there?
697
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,728
I'm cleaning up dog shit.
How much we clear?
698
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,689
God. The system's down.
You think they're onto us?
699
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,649
No,no,no.No.
The website just went back online.
700
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:32,847
It probably just crashed.
701
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,081
Okay, well, let me know
when it's back up.
702
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,049
All right, I'm on it. Come on.
703
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,763
That's it. Russian news.
He's forcing her again.
704
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,763
(YVON GRUNTING)
705
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,449
(MOANING)
706
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,369
Uh-huh. (SPEAKS RUSSIAN)
707
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,365
You got a minute?
708
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,006
Hey, what's up?
709
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,803
I wanna get married
so I can keep Franny.
710
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,405
But they won't let me do it
without consent,
711
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,250
and fucking Frank won't do it.
712
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,482
But it can be a parent or a guardian.
713
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,004
- I know you hate me right now, but I--
- I'll do it.
714
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,083
- You will?
- Here.
715
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,570
It's not what I want for you.
But if this is what you want--
716
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,326
It is. I care about him a lot.
And whatever I have to do-
717
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,970
You don't have to do a thing.
718
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,971
It's like I told you, it's your life.
It's your choices.
719
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,764
Thank you, Fiona.
720
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,969
Fiona, for you. Some dude from the bank.
721
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,250
I gotta take this.
722
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,490
Hi, this is Fiona.
723
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,405
Well, I appreciate that, but 80,000
isn't enough. I need the 100.
724
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,686
Well, is there anything that I can do?
I promise that I--
725
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,926
Okay. Thanks.
726
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,689
Hey. (INDISTINCT TALKING)
727
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,247
(CAMERA CLICKING)
728
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:45,966
- What's going on?
- DEA.
729
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,851
They got us for that thing
with the hepatitis drugs from India.
730
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,684
How long till we're
up and running again?
731
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,006
We're shut down.
732
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,286
What, for good?
733
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,488
Yeah, unless the Justice Department
lets Gene put a server
734
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,886
in his cell at Leavenworth.
735
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,651
- Fuck me.
- Dude.
736
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,609
Hey, dude, it's just an internship.
You'll get another one.
737
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,161
Big Pharma can kiss my ass!
738
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,730
You! You...
739
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,401
Take care of Rocky. Take care of Rocky!
740
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,688
What the fuck am I
supposed to do with her dog?
741
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,725
Doesn't look like much of a brawler,
but you could take him to the dogfights.
742
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,167
Worst thing that happens,
you bury the pieces.
743
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,521
(PANTING)
744
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,721
- Shouldn't you be packing?
- I'm not going.
745
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,680
Why the hell not?
746
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,001
I'm getting back together with Dom.
747
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,764
I'm gonna go get her some flowers.
748
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,967
Get in.
749
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,281
Not if you're gonna
beat the crap out of me.
750
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:47,766
Get in the damn car.
751
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,961
(TIRES SCREECHING)
752
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,164
(SIREN WAILING)
753
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,805
There.
754
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,367
Leave some space please. Back up.
755
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,045
- What's your name?
- Mariana.
756
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,244
I thought a hearse was only
supposed to go five miles an hour!
757
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,448
- Well, she came out of nowhere.
- Police will be here in a minute.
758
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,409
Look, I got a body in the back.
I'm late for a funeral.
759
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,130
Back up, sir. Back up.
760
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,682
She's conscious and lucid, open
compound fracture on her right femur,
761
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,251
contusions over her upper body.
762
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,641
Distended abdomen.
Possible pneumothorax,
763
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,370
no obvious spinal displacement.
764
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,881
God, why don't you just go ahead
and put me in the hearse?
765
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:31,610
- Hey, you're not dying.
-(POLICE SIREN APPROACHING)
766
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,922
All right, let's immobilize her.
767
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,804
(SIREN WAILING)
768
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,161
Yes. Yes, yes. Baby.
769
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,885
Hey, Etta. You okay?
770
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,328
McMahon's been up
moaning half the night.
771
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,086
He gets so sad when he's sick.
772
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,126
He needs his momma. Yes.
773
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,244
So I heard from the bank.
774
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,448
They'll give me a loan for 80 grand.
775
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,051
For what?
776
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,330
For the laundromat? The lease?
777
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,763
You'd give me 80,000 for this place?
778
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,526
I never thought it was worth that much.
779
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,884
Do you remember
our conversation yesterday?
780
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,363
Of course I do.
781
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,409
You said that you'd sell it to me.
782
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,051
I know what I said.
783
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,771
And I'm gonna let you live
upstairs. Remember?
784
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,808
So I got a term sheet here.
785
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,768
I just have to write the number.
786
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,205
Give it here.
787
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,003
And where do I sign?
788
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,446
Right there.
789
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,609
It's all yours.
790
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,208
Starting two large bore IVs.
791
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:13,011
I promised my son I'd be home
in time to tuck him in.
792
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,128
- If I die-
- You're not dying.
793
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,409
Listen, you're gonna have to tell him
something for me, okay? You promise?
794
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:19,846
Promise me!
795
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,081
I promise.
796
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:23,686
- Try to relax.
-(SPEAKING PORTUGUESE)
797
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,763
He's gonna know what it means.
798
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,648
(SPEAKING PORTUGUESE)
799
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,770
(EKG BEEPING STEADILY)
800
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,770
(MACHINE BEEPING)
801
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,446
Pressure's dropping! BP 60 over 40.
802
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,568
Stay with me, Mariana. How far are we?
803
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,961
- Two minutes!
- She's probably bleeding out. Go!
804
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,250
Come on. Talk to me!
805
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,885
(EKG FLATLINING)
806
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:50,841
(INAUDIBLE) Shit.
807
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,081
(SIREN WAILS BRIEFLY)
808
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,127
Carl, meet Shithead.
809
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,284
Shithead, meet Carl.
810
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,681
Dad.
811
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,048
I'll let you kids get
to know each other.
812
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,565
Wait, Carl the dude
who trimmed his dick?
813
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,967
Damn, I wouldn't let anyone
within 10 feet of myjunk with a knife.
814
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,648
- You're not circumcised?
- Hell, no.
815
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,645
I don't mind it anymore.
816
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,649
You know she's got gonorrhea, right?
817
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,041
(DOG BARKING)
818
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,010
Thought you were off today.
819
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,924
Hey, yeah, no, now I
need the extra hours.
820
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,961
Hey, uh, you know any place
I could keep Rocky?
821
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,681
(SIGHS WARMLY)
822
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:11,007
I could put him up front.
How long you need me to watch him?
823
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,487
Just till my ex-boss gets out of prison.
824
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,121
Hey, you, um...
825
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,650
You think we could just pretend
like the last 24 hours never happened?
826
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,531
Why would I do that?
You've been kind of a dick.
827
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,331
Yeah, I, uh...
828
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,491
I have this habit
of falling into relationships.
829
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,647
You know, I'm trying really hard
not to repeat old patterns.
830
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,729
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
831
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,202
I don't have time for drama in my life.
832
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:45,641
I won't make any.
833
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,806
You mean, you can keep
it fun and casual?
834
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,201
Absolutely. Yeah, you know, I...
835
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,404
- I could casually go down on you later.
-(CHUCKLES)
836
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,929
You know, and I promise that
I won't flip out, no matter
837
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,367
how many times
we have to change the sheets.
838
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:07,367
You know, me and my, uh, magic cock,
we're ready to go.
839
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,601
- I'm off at 9:00.
- Okay.
840
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,091
Bring your tongue.
841
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,370
MAN: {ON TV) Take a look at this play
again in the web replay.
842
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,045
An amazing glove at third...
843
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,444
Good day, former Gallagher and Liam.
844
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,527
Highlights?
You don't get the sports package?
845
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,685
Should come to my house.
Ten games on at once.
846
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,487
Get out, Frank.
847
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,210
You put three words together!
848
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:45,206
I told the doctors that fetal alcohol
syndrome wouldn't wreck your brain.
849
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,681
What do you want?
850
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,446
The shovel that belongs to me.
851
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,564
I got some planting to do.
852
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,051
What's this?
853
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,965
Military school.
854
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,363
Well, that's a great idea
and you can join the Army.
855
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:03,530
Travel halfway around the world
and build roads and hospitals
856
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,284
for people who want us dead.
857
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,051
I don't know if I should go, though.
858
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,726
Wanna grow up to be a man.
859
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,803
Definitely can't learn that from you.
860
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,964
Well, the first rule of manhood
is to provide for your family,
861
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,760
and, believe me,
my family's well provided for.
862
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,322
They appreciate their father.
863
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:25,486
I got a 50-inch TV and a massage chair
that's got your name on it.
864
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,722
It's right down the street. Yeah.
865
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,001
(DOOR OPENS)
866
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,011
Why you have phone if you do not answer?
Where have you been?
867
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:50,850
Wanted to think out how to say this.
868
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,566
Say what?
869
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,165
We know about Yvon.
870
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,202
- How did you find out?
- Does it matter?
871
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,561
He threatened to cut my fingers off
if I told you we were married.
872
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,290
He even showed me
the cleaver he would use.
873
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,284
Hold up. Did you say married?
874
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:12,366
Yes. Yvon is husband, not father.
You knew this.
875
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,441
So you didn't fuck your dad?
876
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:16,165
Not since I left Russia.
877
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,004
You're married to someone else?
878
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:22,521
(SIGHS)
879
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,047
Hey. Ask me how my day was.
880
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,486
I'm really not in the mood.
881
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,081
It was fucking awesome. Ask me why.
882
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,205
I bought the laundromat
across the street.
883
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,089
Look, uh, I'm gonna finish cleaning up.
884
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:42,049
How about you go
help set up for Carl's party?
885
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,486
I'm serious.
886
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,523
Okay. What'd that set you back about?
887
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,406
Eighty grand. But I'm gettin' a loan.
888
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,246
What collateral?
889
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,646
The house.
890
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,649
Yeah, you don't own the house.
891
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,287
- It's in my name.
- Yeah, but it belongs to all of us.
892
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,681
It's in my name.
893
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,929
Fiona, you're gonna risk the house?
894
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,083
No, cause I'm gonna make every payment.
895
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:11,924
What the fuck do you know
about running a laundromat?
896
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,009
What the fuck did I know
about running a diner?
897
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,764
Well, this dump had no
place to go but up.
898
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,445
The laundromat's a great business.
899
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,729
No employees, no spoilage.
It's a great investment, too.
900
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,526
It's only gonna increase in value
once I fix the place up.
901
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:26,405
I'm gonna turn it into a scene,
like I told you. You were into it.
902
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,929
- I got a plan.
- I don't give a shit about your plan.
903
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,167
Why not?
904
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,806
How about, "Way to go, sis,"
or, "I believe in you"?
905
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:37,450
Is that so fucking hard?
906
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,964
You're making a huge mistake.
907
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,524
How huge? Huh?
908
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,522
Like, blowing a grant and getting kicked
out of college. That huge?
909
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,249
There's the chair.
910
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,289
Don't you let anybody tell you
that Daddy didn't provide.
911
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,041
Hmm?
912
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,729
Hey. Line up. Let's see how you did.
913
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:27,406
(THUDDING)
914
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,804
Is there somebody in my room?
915
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:40,089
Oh, you found our emergency fund.
It's great.
916
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,379
Isn't it? So, we're
covered if they ever
917
00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:44,564
come and try to take
the house away again.
918
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,242
Or if New Lip gets
into college, right, son?
919
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,041
What are you doing? Wait a second.
Okay. Hold on.
920
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:55,847
Come on. We're family.
Will you tell him, New Monica?
921
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,043
My name's Delores.
922
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:04,284
I was keeping it safe for us.
So the fucking IRS wouldn't get-
923
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,887
Oh, no, no, come on, no!
924
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,041
(SCREAMING)
925
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,087
All right. This is for
Carl so let's just
926
00:52:13,099 --> 00:52:14,490
pretend like we're
having a good time.
927
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:16,721
Where is everything?
928
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:18,564
Don't look at me.
I asked Debs to take care of it.
929
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,040
I need help getting Neil inside.
930
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:21,810
Where the hell is the banner? The cake?
931
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,724
- Ian said he'd do it.
- Where the fuck is he?
932
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,166
He was supposed to get back
from work two hours ago.
933
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,926
- You couldn't have just handled it?
- I didn't ask to play mom, all right?
934
00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:30,561
Neither did she.
Is anyone gonna help me with Neil?
935
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,929
Bad news. We don't have a party for you.
I'm sorry.
936
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,242
It's okay. I'm not sure if I'm gonna go.
937
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:38,851
What?
938
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,485
What do you mean? Cause of Dom?
939
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,844
No. What if they haze me?
940
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,770
You're way tougher than they are.
941
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:50,050
Yeah. Seems hard. All of it.
942
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:51,566
You did juvie no problem.
943
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,764
I mean, you let someone hack your dick.
What could be harder than that, right?
944
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,442
Gallaghers are a lot of things,
945
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,682
but no one says we
back down from a challenge.
946
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:05,881
Yeah.
947
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:20,805
Yes?
948
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,045
(BREATH TREMBLING)
I couldn't save someone.
949
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:27,285
She died right in front of me. She
wanted me to tell something to her kid.
950
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,644
I don't even know what language it was.
951
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,130
You're the only person I wanted to tell.
952
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,804
My roommates aren't here.
953
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,166
I don't, uh, know how to do this.
954
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,765
I'll show you.
955
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,281
You don't need that. You can't
get an STD off a silicone cock.
956
00:53:58,560 --> 00:53:59,846
No, it's for me.
957
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,165
I'm a top.
958
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,326
I am, too.
959
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,483
I'm not getting fucked in the ass.
960
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,845
I'm not either.
961
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,085
(LAUGHING)
962
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,051
Hey, Sergeant Winslow.
963
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:05,681
Wanted to make sure you got on that bus,
even if I had to handcuff you to it.
964
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,408
Uh, no, you don't.
965
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:12,651
Hey, you ready?
966
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:13,921
No.
967
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,806
I'm going though. Think I need to.
968
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,205
Need some direction.
969
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:21,721
I'm not good at school.
970
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:23,885
Not good at sports.
971
00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:25,730
Definitely don't wanna
be back on the corner.
972
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,446
One thing I do know is I can take
a punch and hit harder back.
973
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,769
Hopefully, I can put that to some use.
974
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,410
Call. Email.
975
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,571
Don't make me come down there
and embarrass the hell out of you.
976
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,646
I'm proud of you.
977
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:53,560
(BUS ENGINE STARTS)
978
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,049
I'm gonna come back a man.
979
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:15,370
How long you think he'll last?
980
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:16,601
A week.
981
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,604
Four hours.
982
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,561
I need to make sure
some punk doesn't have
983
00:56:21,573 --> 00:56:23,281
his hands down my
daughter's drawers.
984
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,050
I'm gonna go start Neil's dinner.
Sound good?
985
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:27,560
I'm hungFY-
986
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:34,806
Heading home.
987
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:37,681
Patsy's.
988
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:41,290
You know, it's not too late.
989
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,164
You can still back out of that loan.
990
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,689
Hey, fresh meat.
991
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,730
I'm gonna fuck you up.
992
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,201
(GRUNTS)
993
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:32,365
Anyone else wanna haze me?
994
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:33,881
Huh?
995
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:37,640
Didn't think so.
996
00:57:40,880 --> 00:58:08,881
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