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Oh, Jesus!
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Would you please pay attention
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so we can stop doing these
stupid fucking recaps?
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There's absolutely
no way in hell
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that you're going to be
able to raise a baby,
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and I am going to
get stuck doing it!
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(SCREAMING)
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Push!
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It's amazing, Debs.
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My daughter.
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- So, what are we doing?
- Whatever you want, I guess.
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I want you.
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- Svetlana. We had sex last night.
- Then why the fuck are you telling me?
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- I want to keep doing it.
-(GASPS)
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I get ready now. Open bar.
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It's a brave new world, Fiona.
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Will you keep me
company tonight?
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LIP: If she loses her
job because of me,
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she's still never gonna
wanna see me again.
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What do you want from all this?
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I don't want her to lose herjob. And
I want her to not break up with me.
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You're losing your shit.
Go home. Sober up.
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You don't give a shit about
me because you don't have to.
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- You're officially fucking fired.
- Fuck you!
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You feel that shit!
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YOUENS: You're a drunk.
You need help.
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- I know a place.
- LIP: A rehab?
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YOUENS: Look, you go.
You work the steps.
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- You a virgin?
- Yeah.
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I was thinking,
maybe you and me?
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Yeah.
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Fiona Gallagher,
will you marry me?
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Yeah. (LAUGHING)
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Frank, this is my wedding day.
Please don't fuck it up.
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Go, Frank. You're
not wanted here.
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I know you, Seany boy.
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Takes a dope fiend to know a dope
fiend, and you are world-class.
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How many hits did it
take you this morning?
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Is that true?
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Oh, he's junkie through and
through, your husband to be.
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Sorry.
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The fuck is-- Wait! No!
Don't. No, no, no!
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(NURSE'S AIDE SCATTING)
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(NURSE'S AIDE
CONTINUES SCATTING)
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(NURSE'S AIDE SCATTING)
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(SINGING KELLY CLARKSON
SONG "STRONGER")
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(NURSE'S AIDE CONTINUES SINGING)
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(STOPS SINGING)
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Oh! Shit! Oh! (LAUGHS)
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Sweet Mary mother of Jesus!
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John Doe is awake!
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I can't do it, Franny.
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I'm not a good mother.
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Fiona was right, I'm too young.
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You'll be better off
here without me.
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(SNIFFLING)
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(FIRE ALARM RINGING)
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(GASPS)
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(ENGINE STARTS)
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(FLUSHING TOILET)
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- Hi. Carl, Dom's here!
- He up?
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Yeah, he should be, I
woke him a while ago.
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Debs?
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Morning, boo.
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You know where Debbie
and Franny are?
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Uh, bowl to the
sink, we're late.
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Don't forget your lunch.
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Bye. Carl!
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Don't forget to lock
the front door!
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Bye, Dominique.
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Bye.
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Carl, we're going to be late.
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Come on. Okay, I'm serious.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, no.
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We got to get to school.
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You really want me to stop?
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No. But we can't be late again.
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(SIGHS) Fine.
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How about?
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Thirty seconds or less?
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No problem.
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You don't remember anything?
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I was going to a wedding.
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I was wet and cold. Very cold.
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Cold saved you.
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Your core body temperature
was under 90 degrees
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when the rescue team
brought you in.
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Can I get your name, sir?
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You didn't have any identification on you
when they pulled you out of the lake.
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We've got to get you
admitted properly.
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- I was in the lake?
- Do you have any health insurance, sir?
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- How long was I out?
- It can be a bit of a shock
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when you wake up from
a comatose state to--
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FRANK: How long?
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Twenty-nine days.
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Nobody tried to find me?
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Jesus.
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I'm working a 24 hour, won't
be home until the morning.
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Well, I'm off tomorrow night.
Want to catch dinner and a movie?
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Thought you were
pulling a double?
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I was supposed to, but
Juanita needs the overtime
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for her Down kid's summer camp.
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I can't tomorrow night.
I have a thing.
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A thing?
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I'm meeting an old high
school friend for dinner.
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Old friend?
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Denise.
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Denise, not Dennis. She's
married with kids.
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Gotta go.
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Okay-
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Okay, we have to
figure this out.
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We're in this together,
right, Franny?
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Yeah.
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- Beautiful baby.
- Thanks.
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- What's her name?
- Talia.
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Talia, that's cool.
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Imaginative. This is Franny.
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- My Dad's Frank, so Francis, Franny...
- Excuse me.
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Here you go.
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Olga, table six is
looking for their check.
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JOHNNY: Order up.
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Johnny, where's the huevos
rancheros for table 15?
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JOHNNY: Yeah, yeah. All right.
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And there's no hash browns on
this scramble with peppers.
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JOHNNY: I'm working on it.
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So, you need to start
more hash browns.
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Little backed-up, boss.
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- Out of ones at the register.
- Take them out of the tip jar.
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And the credit card
terminal's not working again.
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- What's it saying?
-"A uthorizin g. "
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It's been like that
for, like, 10 minutes.
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- Do they have cash?
- Want to write a check.
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- Okay, get ID.
- And the meat delivery guy is here,
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and he needs a signature.
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Keep an eye on that
bacon, Johnny.
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Hi. You were supposed
to be here yesterday.
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Refrigeration unit on
the truck broke down.
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Uh-huh. You only have one truck?
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'Cause we ran out of
hamburger meat last night,
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I had to go buy patties at Osco.
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-(DISHES CLATTERING)
-(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
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(MAN AND WOMAN
SHOUTING IN SPANISH)
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Okay! Okay!
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Hey. Enough. Enough.
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Okay. Stop, stop, stop...
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- Ai, ai, ai, ai. Okay, okay.
-(GROANING)
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- Go get a broom and a dustpan.
-(SPEAKS SPANISH)
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Okay? Let's get this cleaned up.
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And get back out front
after you finish this.
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Here we go. Okay.
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I know. Just breathe.
We're gonna sit down...
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He just put the tray only halfway
and, boom, the chingadera fell off.
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It's okay, it's okay. Don't
worry about it. It's fine.
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00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,522
- Okay? Let's see. Okay.
-(WINCING)
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00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,885
- No. It's okay. It's okay.
- Okay. No, no, no. That's deep.
158
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- No. You might need stitches.
- No, I'm fine. It's okay.
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- You should go to Urgent Care.
- No, it's okay.
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Fiona? I need to leave early
for my doctor's appointment.
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- How early?
- Like, pretty soon.
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- Now. My fibroids are acting up.
- Are you asking or telling?
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Telling.
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No, it's okay. I'll
just super glue it.
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- No,no,no.
- No stitches, it's fine.
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Go to Urgent Care, bring me the bill.
The restaurant will pay you back. Go.
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- Go, go, go. It's okay. Go.
- Thank you.
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(SIGHS)
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You never want to go down on me.
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I always go down on you, but
you don't ever go down on me.
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00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,331
We could, like, watch a movie or something
together and see how it's done.
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00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,687
I know how it's done.
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You've done it before?
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Did you hate it or something?
175
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,530
No. Not really.
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So you just don't want
to do it with me?
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00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,565
- Yeah.
- Why?
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00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,603
Your thing is kind of weird.
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00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,643
It has all this extra skin and
it kind of freaks me out.
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It's no big deal, okay?
I still like you.
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- Open. Open. Open. Open. Okay.
-(CRIES)
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'Open No ' pe- Qpe n'
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Someone needs to go to the Costco today.
We're running low on baby wipes.
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I got it. Open. Open. Open.
Open. Open. Open.
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00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,683
Kev, you open the bar
today with Svetlana.
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I'll bring the babies
over after morning nap.
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00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,329
- Open. No.
- No.
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00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,011
Yevgeny has butt rash again.
189
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,607
On the list. Who's got
Mommy and Me tomorrow?
190
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,484
Oh, that's me. First shower?
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- Go for it.
- Okay.
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00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,330
Towels are still in the dryer.
193
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,691
Anybody want to wash my back?
194
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Don't use all the hot water!
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(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
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00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:03,881
So...
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You did it.
198
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,091
Yeah, I did.
199
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,081
How was it?
200
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,880
It was pretty boring, actually.
201
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,408
- Get anything out of it?
- Oh, yeah.
202
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,129
- Learned a lot.
- Like what?
203
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,243
The people in there are pretty fucked up,
and definitely need to quit drinking.
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00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,801
(SCOFFS) That a fact?
205
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,088
And I learned a lot
of new clichés.
206
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,166
One day at a time...
207
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,128
- This too shall pass...
- Keep it simple...
208
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,888
- Do the next right thing...
- Let go, let God.
209
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,810
Yeah, they're big
on cliches in AA.
210
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,331
Doesn't mean they're not true.
211
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:44,486
- So, can I take you to a meeting?
- Hey, you going to meetings now?
212
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,005
No, I just said I'd
take you to one.
213
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,081
Never got that fixed, huh?
214
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,811
Been meaning to take care of it.
Come on, I'll give you a lift.
215
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,606
- Cough please...
- WOMAN: Insurance?
216
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,761
Nope. (GROANS)
217
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,321
Cough again.
218
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,885
- Jesus.
- All done.
219
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,726
Fortunately, the hospital
offers several payment plans
220
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,121
to help you take
care of your bill.
221
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,370
Can I get some more of this cherry Jell-O?
It's delicious.
222
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,642
You can handle it in two or
three easy monthly payments.
223
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,771
Hey, some mashed potatoes,
maybe a little pudding?
224
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,487
- How much? What's that for?
- Time to take out your Foley.
225
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,444
Okay, sir. Looks like
it's gonna be...
226
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,324
Hold on, I forgot the
respiratory therapist.
227
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,165
Okay, here we go. No, wait.
Pharmacy.
228
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,931
It's not a completely accurate
number but for 30 days
229
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of ICU care, six CTs, four
MRls, urology, proctology,
230
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,489
dermatology, skilled nursing,
nutritionist, labs, pharmacy...
231
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,161
- Take a deep breath.
- Should be a little less than 150,000.
232
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,209
Dollars? (YELLS)
233
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,245
- Fucking mother of Satan!
- All done.
234
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,482
What the fuck's the
matter with you?
235
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,043
A hundred grand? Where
are my fucking clothes?
236
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,765
Sir, you need to
stay where you are.
237
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,731
I am not paying you
a fucking cent.
238
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,406
That's not a good idea, sir. You
need to stay for a few more days.
239
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,166
You've been inactive for a month,
your muscles will have atrophied.
240
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,283
Where are my fucking clothes?
241
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,841
(EXHALES)
242
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,684
(GRUNTS)
243
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,641
(CHUCKLES)
244
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,651
(THUDS)
245
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,930
Hi, Franny. Hi.
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Oh.
247
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,050
Watch your footie. There we go.
248
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,010
(RATTLING)
249
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,730
Look at this, Franny.
250
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,041
Mmm.
251
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,970
Bunny, hop. “OD-
252
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,080
(BABBLING)
253
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,086
Do you like yourjacket?
254
00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,881
Holy shit.
255
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,325
Oh, my God.
256
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,082
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
257
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,048
(BELL RINGING)
258
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,371
You dying for a piece of pie?
259
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,201
No.
260
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,370
I just, I need to
talk to my sister.
261
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,480
So, you gonna help me get a job?
262
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,087
How's that?
263
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,401
Well, I held up my
end of the deal.
264
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,644
I did the 30 days.
265
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,930
I can make a few calls, but it'll
likely to be an internship.
266
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,041
No pay?
267
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,170
You get your foot in the
door, make some contacts.
268
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,083
- What about college?
- I was expelled.
269
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,651
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I'm aware.
270
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,250
You can transfer your credits.
271
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,970
Finish your degree
someplace else.
272
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,284
(SIGHS)
273
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,286
So, you'll make those calls?
274
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,686
A promise is a promise.
275
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,161
Lip?
276
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,760
- HeY- - HeY-
277
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,923
(LIP SIGHING)
278
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,204
- You good?
- Yeah, no. Never been better.
279
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,842
I got a pocket full
of these AA chips
280
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,926
and a new four pack-a-day cigarette
habit to keep me off the hooch.
281
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,361
Too busy hacking up a
lung to drink, so...
282
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,564
- Coffee?
- Sure, yeah. That'd be good.
283
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,846
Hey, eight hasn't been bussed in,
like, 20 minutes, where's Paco?
284
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,884
He's washing dishes. Vilma's still
at Urgent Care. I'll bus it.
285
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,442
- You're the boss now?
-(SIGHS) Temporarily.
286
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,444
I'm filling in till they
find a new manager.
287
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,405
I can't wait to get back to
waiting tables, this job sucks.
288
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,921
What's with the tattoo?
289
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,569
(CHUCKLES) Something to
remind me not to be an idiot.
290
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,847
I was going to get it tattooed on
my forehead but chickened out.
291
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,847
You want something to eat?
292
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,005
Uh, no. But I could use a job.
I'm a little short of cash.
293
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,403
What about finishing college,
is that off the table?
294
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,367
It's not for me.
295
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,285
Your future off the table too?
296
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,405
No, I got a professor, he's
gonna help me find something.
297
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,244
A tech start-up or l.T.
298
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,084
ltjust might be a while
before I get paid, you know?
299
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,765
Could use another dishwasher.
300
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,721
Yeah? When can I start?
301
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,721
- I could use some help right now.
- That's great. Yeah.
302
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,089
- Cool. Round there? Yeah.
- Round back.
303
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,047
LIP: Thanks.
304
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,490
(SIRENS BLARING)
305
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,681
You're quiet today.
306
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,842
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
307
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,602
Uh... Stuff at home.
308
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,121
Your fireman?
309
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:37,605
I wanted to catch a movie tomorrow,
and he's having dinner with a friend.
310
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,000
- Oh?
- A woman.
311
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,563
Oh. Well, nothing to be
worried about there.
312
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,281
Yeah.
313
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,129
I don't know, he was
acting kind of weird.
314
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,961
How so?
315
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,882
Ah, just a feeling. Like, maybe
he wasn't telling the truth.
316
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,125
You gotta trust those instincts.
317
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,562
Met this guy online, started
dating him for months,
318
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,290
turns out he was married
and he had kids.
319
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,846
I mean can you
believe that shit?
320
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,085
- How'd you find out?
- I stalked him on Valentine's Day
321
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,964
when he bailed on me,
gave me some shit
322
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,770
-about his mother having a stroke.
- Uh-huh.
323
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,604
Turns out he was living
this whole other life.
324
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,961
What did you do?
325
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,927
Kicked his ass.
326
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,685
Got him into bed, I tied him up,
327
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,809
then I super glued
his dick to his leg
328
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,844
and I wrote "lying slut" on
his chest with a Sharpie.
329
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,926
And let me tell you something.
That shit doesn't come off.
330
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,725
He must have been pretty pissed.
331
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,206
Well, he called me a
couple of months later,
332
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,521
told me he'd gotten a divorce.
333
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,960
Yeah? You ever see him again?
334
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,201
SUE: I married him.
335
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,247
IAN: That was Joe?
336
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,641
That was Joe.
337
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,044
I guess he really
liked my spirit...
338
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,485
(SCOFFS)
339
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,683
Damn it. I can't get deposits
to reconcile with the receipts.
340
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,365
I've gone over it,
like, 20 times.
341
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,363
I finally put the babies down.
342
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,760
And it was hard.
343
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,327
Amy went down then
Yevgeny woke up crying.
344
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,081
Then Amy went back down again, then
Gemma wakes up with a poopy...
345
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,004
-(SCOFFS) A poem'?
- Yeah, a poem.
346
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,406
What, you've never
changed a diaper before?
347
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,562
- Never did.
- Oh, bullshit. You got, like, 10 kids.
348
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,208
I paid the bills. Margie changed the
diapers and kept the house clean.
349
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:14,407
Worked out just fine.
350
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,564
Oh, yeah? That's why you're living in a
shitty one bedroom and she got the house?
351
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,882
-(KEV CHUCKLES)
- It's done.
352
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,686
- What? How?
- You didn't carry over your credits.
353
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,410
- What the hell.
- I'm good with numbers.
354
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,091
- TOMMY: You want to do my taxes?
-(CHUCKLES)
355
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,721
- KERMIT: 46 times 20.
-920.
356
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:33,122
4,127 times 30?
357
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,601
1-2-7-8-1-0.
358
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,041
Is that right?
359
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,850
- Yeah.
- How the hell do you do that?
360
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,081
I don't know. I see
it in my head.
361
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:46,771
4,690,126 times 1,413.
362
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,041
413?
363
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,850
6-6-5-5-8-'Z-7 -5-4-'Z.
364
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,767
Absolutely.
365
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,770
-(VERONICA LAUGHS)
- Holy shit!
366
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,880
(ALL EXCLAIM)
367
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,048
- Set 'em up, barkeep.
- Jesus!
368
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,163
My liver's been on vacation,
369
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,091
and I got a month's worth
of drinking to catch up on.
370
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,682
- Where the hell you been?
- Hospital.
371
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:17,930
They pulled me out of the lake.
372
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,448
Must have fallen in
drunk after the wedding
373
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,443
and washed into Lake Michigan.
374
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,606
(GRUNTS)
375
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,891
- We thought you were dead.
- Nope. I'm indestructible.
376
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,760
The doc said the cold would have killed
a lesser man, but not the Frank.
377
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,885
Why are you in a wheelchair?
378
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,566
Temporary set-back.
379
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,684
Atrophy. I was in a coma.
380
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,086
Can I get a beer?
381
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,687
Hospital said nobody
came looking for me.
382
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,890
I guess you lowlifes
assumed I was on a bender
383
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:03,086
after unloading my oldest
on that fucking junkie...
384
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,011
That fucking junkie, Sean.
385
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,881
You don't remember?
386
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,561
Don't remember what?
387
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:34,681
FRANK: Wait. What-- No, no!
What the fuck?
388
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,725
No, no, no!
389
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,365
Son of a bitch.
390
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,641
You threw me in.
391
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,481
Hello?
392
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,685
- Lip.
- Hey, Debs.
393
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,001
- Hey!
- Hi.
394
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,287
DEBBIE: When did you get out?
395
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,686
- Wow. Is that...
-(LIGHT CHUCKLE)
396
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,244
- Is that Franny?
- Yeah.
397
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,847
- Wow, she really grew up fast, huh?
-(LIGHT CHUCKLE)
398
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,888
- Nice stroller.
- It's a pram.
399
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,167
A Dram?
400
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,329
Like, in Mary Poppins?
401
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,089
- Where did you get it?
- Well, I found it in the park.
402
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,241
I'm gonna sell it.
403
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,366
Holy shit.
404
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:00,610
It's a Silver Cross Balmoral
Classic, costs $4,000 new?
405
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,609
- You're kidding...
- Nope, look.
406
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:08,084
Yeah, that's going on Craigslist.
When do you head back to college?
407
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,811
I'm not. (CLEARS THROAT)
408
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:12,761
Wow.
409
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,806
Okay. Well, where will you live?
410
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,361
Uh, here.
411
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,564
Uh, I guess. You know,
is there a bed for me?
412
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,844
Mmm. Ian's at Caleb's most of the time,
so you can probably take his bedroom.
413
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,367
Cool.
414
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,846
(BOTTLES RATTLING)
415
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,331
Do you need us to hide
the beer and stuff?
416
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,611
No, no, I'm okay. Thanks, Debs.
417
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,730
Are you sure? It's no
big deal to hide it.
418
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,328
Oh, it's cool, Debs.
It's whatever.
419
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,726
(COMPUTER CHIMES)
420
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,969
Holy shit! Somebody already
wants to buy the pram!
421
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,201
Yeah, how much?
422
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,167
-2,500.
- What, dollars?
423
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,726
Yeah, dollars.
424
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,120
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
425
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,768
50% of gay men in committed
relationships cheat.
426
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,329
Study they did at San
Francisco State,
427
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:11,162
"Out of 560 committed gay
relationships, 50% cheat regularly."
428
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,930
- Have you cheated on him?
- No.
429
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,686
Well, then he's the 50%
cheating in your relationship.
430
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,010
I don't think statistics work that way.
I trust Caleb.
431
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,000
'Course you do.
432
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,370
But, that doesn't mean he's not
out there gobbling stray dick.
433
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,206
Hey!
434
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,286
Anybody home?
435
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,885
Gallaghersl
436
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,121
(WHISTLES)
437
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,531
(GRUNTS)
438
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,881
(PANTING)
439
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,281
(RATTLING)
440
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,566
Fuck.
441
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,085
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Hey!
442
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,401
Mother fuck!
443
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,526
Open this goddamn door now!
444
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,611
FRANK". Hey. Down here.
445
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,810
Hey. Liam.
446
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,246
How's it been going, man?
447
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,762
Go get your dad's
wheelchair will you, son?
448
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,084
Are you serious?
449
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,365
(GRUNTING)
450
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:52,370
Anybody home that can
go get my wheelchair?
451
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,766
Debbie?
452
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,281
Ian?
453
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,881
Lip?
454
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,130
Fiona!
455
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,530
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
456
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,160
Mmm...
457
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,161
Fuck.
458
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,561
Mmm.
459
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:52,766
It's beautiful.
460
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,800
Why in the world are
you parting with it?
461
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,203
I got two at my baby shower. So, I
decided I only really needed one.
462
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,365
When did he get back?
463
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,761
Just now, I guess.
464
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,640
That his tux from the wedding?
465
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,241
LIP: Think so.
466
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,561
CARL: Should we move him?
467
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,401
Hell no.
468
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:27,321
Hey, uh, Lip, you have trouble with
getting girls to give you, like, BJs?
469
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,690
No. Not really...
470
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,769
Even though you're
not circumcised?
471
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,241
I'm circumcised.
472
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,047
- You are?
- Yeah. What, you're not?
473
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,328
No. How about you?
474
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,601
Circumcised.
475
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,564
- What about Liam?
- LIP: Don't remember.
476
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,481
Shit.
477
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,801
So, I am the only one.
478
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,403
You've seen a lot of
wood, most of them cut?
479
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,841
Most, not all.
480
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:57,927
(SIGHS)
481
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,569
It's not, like, a big deal.
You just gotta keep it clean.
482
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,801
Yeah. What's up,
something happen?
483
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,522
Dom won't go down on me
'cause I'm not circumcised.
484
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,081
I'm sorry. What a bitch.
485
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,403
Well, do you wash it thoroughly?
Like, scrub it every day?
486
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:10,801
Yeah.
487
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,610
Yeah, I guess so.
488
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,047
Hey, keep that puppy squared away,
you shouldn't have any problems.
489
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,083
Yeah, you know, there's nothing
worse than heading down south
490
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,323
and getting a whiff of some moldy foreskin
that smells like a homeless guy's shoes.
491
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,886
(SNIFFS)
492
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,006
Think I'm gonna hit the shower.
493
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:34,931
KEV: I don't know. (SIGHS)
494
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,009
Maybe we shouldn't have
thrown Frank in the river.
495
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,124
Fuck that, we should have tied
an engine block around his neck
496
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,611
and made sure he
didn't come back up.
497
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:42,961
(BABY CRYING ON MONITOR)
498
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,601
(SHUSHING)
499
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,604
-(SOFTLY) Okay.
-(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
500
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,564
(CRYING CONTINUES)
501
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,121
(SHUSHES)
502
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,322
-(CRYING CONTINUES)
- Oh. Son of a bitch! I'm not doing it.
503
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,769
- I'm not... My nipples are still sore.
- Oh, you three are still breast feeding?
504
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,651
- It's cheaper than milk.
- And it's healthier for the babies.
505
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,521
- Can I watch?
-$40.
506
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:16,801
-20.
-50.
507
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,161
-30.
-60.
508
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,807
40, but I get to video
it on my phone.
509
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,200
(SNAPPING FINGERS)
510
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,121
Tits.
511
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,767
Whoa! Lip-ton iced tea.
What's going on?
512
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,530
Hey, I thought you
were in rehab?
513
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,683
No, no. Released on
my own recognizance.
514
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,161
Should you even be in here?
515
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,840
I'm not an alcoholic.
516
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,126
I don't have to drink. I
just enjoy a cocktail or two
517
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,327
at the end of a long day.
518
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,411
But, I got rules now.
519
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:48,326
I don't drink before 7:00. I
don't drink on an empty stomach.
520
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,171
Always hide the car keys.
521
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,251
Give someone your phone, so you
don't make any embarrassing calls.
522
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,925
No more than two ounces
of alcohol in an hour.
523
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,004
No more than 12 in a night.
524
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,846
I get two beers perAA chip.
525
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,366
One shot per chip.
526
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,769
And a boilermaker
is three chips.
527
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,689
(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
528
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,448
And that's 7:00.
Two beers, please.
529
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,364
Oh, and can you get me an 8-ounce glass
of water? I gotta stay hydrated.
530
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,088
CARL: Hey. Why aren't
I circumcised?
531
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,008
- What?
- Now I have to get it done.
532
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,930
Why the hell would
you want to do that?
533
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,326
'Cause of my girl.
534
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,642
It's better not to
be circumcised.
535
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,407
More feeling in the ol' puppy when
you don't get its tail bobbed.
536
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,285
Self-lubricating, too.
537
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,849
Hey, be a champ, go get my
wheelchair in the yard.
538
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,406
You circumcised?
539
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,411
I am, but I didn't have
much say in the matter.
540
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,450
I was only hours old when
they cut into my manhood.
541
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,447
It hurt?
542
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,730
I cried like a baby.
543
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:02,806
Anyone try to find me when I was
in the ICU for the last month?
544
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,401
No.
545
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,126
How come?
546
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,044
We were kind of
hoping you were dead.
547
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,927
DEBBIE: Oh, great, pizza.
548
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,608
Yeah, Domino's guy said
it was already paid for,
549
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,007
so we're trying to eat it all before
he figures out he delivered it
550
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,207
to the wrong place.
551
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,089
Right place. I put it
on my credit card.
552
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,721
- You have a credit card?
-ltjust doesn't have my name on it.
553
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,570
Oh, shit, Frank's alive?
554
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,929
Will somebody, anybody please
get my fucking wheelchair?
555
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,360
- No.
- Fuck off, Frank.
556
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:37,521
CARL: No.
557
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,083
Six new onesies,
558
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,961
three new pairs of shoes
and a diaper genie.
559
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,009
Got a little something
special for Mommy too.
560
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,124
Hey. Anybody know who she belongs to?
I found her outside.
561
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,169
Jolayemi? Hi, I'm Debbie.
562
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,680
Who the hell is Jolayemi?
563
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:52,961
My new night nurse.
564
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,281
Your what?
565
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,131
Jolayemi stays up with Franny so
I can have a good night's sleep
566
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,361
and be refreshed in the morning.
567
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,808
Mmm. Where'd you get the
money for a night nurse?
568
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,686
I started an online business.
569
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,241
(THUDDING)
570
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,441
What was that?
571
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:06,721
CARL: Probably Frank.
572
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,650
Frank's back? Since when?
573
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,047
Couple of hours ago.
574
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,560
CARL: Claims he was in a coma.
575
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:13,841
This the baby?
576
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,368
Uh, yes. Franny. Francis.
577
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,121
She's a joy but not
a great sleeper.
578
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,486
Does she sleep in your bed?
579
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,048
Sometimes, you know.
I'm really careful.
580
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:27,530
FRANK: Stop it. Wait, I did you a fucking
favor getting rid of that junkie.
581
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,404
- You should be thanking me.
- Uh, keep a pillow between us
582
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,721
so that I don't smother
her or anything.
583
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,968
- Ow!
- It's much easier when I'm really tired
584
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,640
to have Franny in bed with me so that
I can just roll over and feed her.
585
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,128
FRANK: I saved you from hepatitis and HIV
at the hands of that liarjunkie. Stop it.
586
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,205
I am a truth-teller.
587
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,491
But you're too weak
to-- (SCREAMS)
588
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,964
(SIGHS) Oh, God.
589
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,610
Hi. I'm Fiona.
590
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,161
Hi.
591
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,401
(SIGHS)
592
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:48,961
(KISSES)
593
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,846
(EXHALES)
594
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,001
(SIGHS) Ah!
595
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,128
- How'd she sleep?
- Not good.
596
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,320
Oh. Okay. Well, I'm
gonna take a shower.
597
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,528
Mmm. Smells like somebody
might need a clean diaper.
598
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,286
- Work in half an hour.
- Yeah, great. (CLEARS THROAT)
599
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:44,161
Boo. Good morning.
School, hey, up.
600
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,720
Good morning, Fiona.
601
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,886
You okay?
602
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,641
Yeah.
603
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,089
Yeah, just walk right by.
604
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:16,687
Ignore your father that you
tried to drown in the river.
605
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,763
That you left in a
hospital to rot.
606
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,565
I was only telling the truth.
607
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,606
You can't kill the truth. The
truth will set you free.
608
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,481
- Hey, good morning.
- Hey. Coffee?
609
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,250
Nah, thanks.
610
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,170
Only got a couple
hours of sleep.
611
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,963
Apartment fire around
10:00 last night
612
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,004
then a multi-vehicle
on South Lake Shore.
613
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,166
I'm gonna hit the rack.
614
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:54,961
You okay?
615
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,046
I'm fine.
616
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,771
You don't look fine.
617
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:02,881
Want me to guess?
618
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,441
I have to get to work.
619
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,447
It's Denise, right?
620
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,691
We grew up together, she
was my Senior Prom date.
621
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,204
You went to Senior Prom?
622
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,568
Hell yeah, I was
voted Prom King.
623
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,920
Gay man having a fag hag cover
for him with his friends?
624
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,321
And with my family.
625
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,529
Look, I was a quarterback, I had
to keep up appearances for school.
626
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,407
- Uh-huh. Your family liked her?
- Loved her.
627
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,284
Still hear about
her from my folks.
628
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,245
How great she was, how
beautiful and smart.
629
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,289
What a shame it is that
I let her get away.
630
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,770
Jesus, join us for dinner if you want.
We're going to Wildfire.
631
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,647
Well, Lip just got out of rehab. So,
I'm gonna catch up with him later.
632
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,486
I'm going to hit the shower.
Say hi to Lip for me.
633
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,485
Hey, Fiona. That preppy shit head
guy is out here again, Chad?
634
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,569
Hi. You finally find
someone to run this dump?
635
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,325
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I wish.
We're still interviewing.
636
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:19,690
I was hoping I can impose on you to
keep filling in for the next few weeks.
637
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,084
Look, I'm sorry.
This is my fault,
638
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,924
I've been stuck in planning
hearings with the City
639
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:25,809
over this new multi building
project on the Westside and-—
640
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,486
Look, this management thing
is a pain in my ass.
641
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:29,801
I'm losing money.
642
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,008
I need to get back to waiting
tables where the real money is.
643
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,045
Waiting tables is real money?
644
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,169
Beats the minimum wage
you guys pay management.
645
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,566
Uh, better than minimum wage.
646
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,489
Not by much with all
the extra hours
647
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,961
I end up having to work to cover
all the bullshit that comes up.
648
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,528
I came in yesterday at 6:00 a.m., I
didn't get home till 9:00 last night.
649
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,648
Okay, tell you what, pay yourself
an extra 50 cents an hour.
650
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:50,801
Make up the difference.
651
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,369
You would be doing
me a huge favor.
652
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,971
An extra buck an hour.
653
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,361
Done.
654
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,845
DEBBIE: Hey, there. (CHUCKLES)
655
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,161
Hi.
656
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,805
I love your dress.
657
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,764
- Hey, everybody.
- Hey.
658
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,530
Debbie? Where's Franny?
659
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,841
With my nanny, Jolayemi.
660
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,201
You have a nanny?
661
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,721
- Well, she's actually my night nurse.
- What's a night nurse?
662
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,287
She stays up with Franny so I
can sleep through the night
663
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,442
and wake up refreshed and
ready to greet the day.
664
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,125
Can your night nurse
watch my Kwandi, too?
665
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,806
Sure, no problem. It's
only $20 an hour.
666
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,570
-20 bucks?
-(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
667
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,280
Premium infant care doesn't
come cheap, ladies.
668
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,841
Gotta go, Algebra. Hey!
669
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,684
I can do it, but I
don't recommend it.
670
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,687
Recovery is going
to be tough at 16.
671
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,329
- I'd suggest you find another girl.
- I don't want another girl.
672
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,889
You won't be able to have an
erection while the incision heals.
673
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,041
How long will that take?
674
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,529
Four days before the
stitches can come out.
675
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,441
How much it cost?
676
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,205
Around $1500.
677
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,965
It's all right, son, you're going
to get through life just fine
678
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,246
without being circumcised.
679
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,046
No, I have the money. I just need
to dig up my rainy day fund.
680
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:03,766
Can you fit me in
this afternoon?
681
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,725
You asked her to go through
our checkbook and bills?
682
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,044
She figured out my screw-up with
the Alibi books so fast yesterday,
683
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,089
I figured she should look
at our home finances too.
684
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,000
- She does so many things well.
- Yeah.._
685
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,044
I mean, I thought we
were good in the sack,
686
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,646
but she's, like, the Michael
Jordan of erotic stimuli.
687
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,245
She is an experienced
sex worker.
688
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,482
It's like she has three
hands and six tongues.
689
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:25,881
That thing she was
doing last night...
690
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,247
I know. And I think she was
texting at the same time.
691
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,763
Family meeting. Tonight.
692
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,291
Family meeting?
693
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,080
Is that what we're
calling sex now?
694
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,481
What a beautiful baby.
695
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,128
Oh. Yeah, she is, isn't she?
696
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,484
- What's her name?
- Franny.
697
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,561
Well, I hope Franny knows how lucky she
is to have such a wonderful mother.
698
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,487
I was being a good
father, a great father.
699
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,770
Exposing a liar who was going
to ruin his daughter's life.
700
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,003
And she treats him
like a pariah?
701
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,930
(INHALES DEEPLY)
702
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,250
People won't hear the truth...
703
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,011
They hate you for it.
704
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:21,886
It's my fault.
705
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,086
Thanks. I was too easy on them,
706
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,607
and now they're soft.
707
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:33,131
Soft as baby poop on
a warm summer's day.
708
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,964
Wow! There go a couple
of billion brain cells.
709
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,444
The world's gonna to fuck you.
710
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,205
All you can do
711
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,122
is take it up the
ass and soldier on.
712
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,403
Hey, you're a pal for listening.
713
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,448
It helps having a
friend you can talk to.
714
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,849
You sure? If you've never seen Radiohead
in concert, it's pretty fantastic.
715
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,323
Ah. Thanks, but I gotta work.
716
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,570
Maybe you can get somebody
to cover for you?
717
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,091
Really, I appreciate it
but I got a boyfriend.
718
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,406
You got a new boyfriend?
719
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:49,451
Uh, no. You're off the
professors, I'm off the men.
720
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,041
Really?
721
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,560
Don't sound so surprised.
722
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,685
Oh, it's just you've never
stayed single long.
723
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:55,961
(SCOFFS) Fuck off.
724
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:57,161
What, it's a historical fact.
725
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,727
Well, no more. I'm
done with men.
726
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,447
Uh, women?
727
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:06,202
No. Relationships, in general. My
instincts suck. No shithead radar.
728
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,921
Just going cold turkey?
729
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,761
Worked for you, didn't it?
730
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,566
- Yo, you done working soon?
- LIP: Uh...
731
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,610
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
- Hi. Hey, Olga, can you get that?
732
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,801
- OLGA: Yeah.
- Hi, Ian.
733
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,804
Hey, big sis. I need
help with something.
734
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,130
You can go as soon as
you finish up in back.
735
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,485
Candy's going to be a couple hours late.
Her gout is acting up.
736
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,650
- Oh, crap. Is there any way that you can-
- No, sorry.
737
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,968
- Melinda, Candy's gonna be--
- Not a chance.
738
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,005
- Eunice?
-(SCOFFS)
739
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,331
How's it going down there?
740
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,001
SACHS: Almost done.
741
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,721
Great. I can't feel a thing.
742
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,441
SACHS: Don't worry,
743
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,645
you will soon.
744
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,086
(RATTLING)
745
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:56,121
Fuck.
746
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:51,926
(WHIRRING)
747
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,050
Kevin, family meeting!
748
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,722
KEV: Coming! Took a little
longer to get ready!
749
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:04,811
150, it's not good.
750
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:06,481
Kevin!
751
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,124
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
752
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,811
I'm ready for our
family meeting.
753
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,841
- This is about family finances.
- Ooh...
754
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,691
Svetlana's been going over our
bills and income from the bar.
755
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,121
Sit.
756
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,001
Sit.
757
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,127
We need to increase our revenues and
improve our P and L immediately.
758
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,610
You have no life
insurance, 401ks, 529s.
759
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,406
You have no balance sheet, no
income or cash flow forecasts.
760
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,211
Our yield on gross
revenues are shit.
761
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,041
Oh, I'm sorry. (STUTTERS)
762
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,405
Are we seriously not gonna have sex?
'Cause I kinda took a Viagra.
763
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,729
- It's fucking stupid.
- Yeah.
764
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,650
And why didn't you just go
to the dinner with him?
765
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:16,801
Meet this Denise.
766
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:18,564
I didn't want him to know
that I don't trust him.
767
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:19,966
Yeah, but you don't trust him.
768
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,649
I didn't want him to know
that I don't trust him.
769
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:25,600
All right, he's gonna get off.
770
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,561
All right.
771
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,443
You see, she looks pretty
fucking female to me.
772
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,245
- Can we go now?
- No, no, no. Hold on.
773
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,769
At least he's not cheating
with a guy. Right?
774
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,445
Please tell me she has a dick.
775
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,168
Hey. You all right?
776
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:00,324
I can't get an erection
for four days.
777
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,160
Then Dom will give me a blowjob.
778
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:37,041
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